From df9d72f49a7b9f389ea5df9049219e22bf4fb2c6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Felix Mucha <3016498@stud.hs-mannheim.de>
Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2024 19:29:23 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] added Tokenization, Normalization, Sentencization

---
 README.md               |   59 +
 data/tok_bad_jokes.csv  | 4493 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 data/tok_good_jokes.csv | 6130 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 structual_pattern.ipynb |  567 ++++
 token_normal.ipynb      |  553 ++++
 5 files changed, 11802 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 data/tok_bad_jokes.csv
 create mode 100644 data/tok_good_jokes.csv
 create mode 100644 structual_pattern.ipynb
 create mode 100644 token_normal.ipynb

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 2c5ca28..c9b8ac0 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -15,6 +15,65 @@ https://github.com/taivop/joke-dataset/tree/master
 | wocka.json         | 10.0K jokes| 1.11M tokens|
 | __TOTAL__              | __208K jokes__ | __8.91M tokens__|
 
+## *.csv Files
+- created with: token_normal.ipynb
+- done:
+    - Tokenization
+    - Stopword removed
+    - lower case
+    - consist solely of alphabetic characters
+    - Lemmatization
+
+
+# Process 
+- Tokenization
+- (Normalization)
+- Feature Extraction
+- Feature analysis
+- Prediction
+
+# Features
+
+- N Grams 
+    - (paper: Computationally recognizing wordplay in jokes)
+- structual patterns 
+    - (paper: Centric Features)
+
+    - Questions -> Answer
+    - Oneliner
+    - Wordplay 
+    - Dialog
+    - Knock-Knock Jokes
+
+- embeddings
+- length
+- punctuation
+
+# TODOS:
+- 1. __Feature extraction and correlation__
+    - 1a: Structual pattern 
+        - maybe 2 people? 
+        - look at structual_pattern.ipynb
+        - data: structual pattern -> Sentencization
+        -  Paper Research on strucutal patterns
+    - 1b: extented length analysis 
+        - small task 
+        - look at token_normal.ipynb
+        - distribution normalization
+        -  Paper Research on strucutal patterns
+        - ggf. Bericht Inhaltsverzeichnis,...
+        
+    - 1c: N-Grams
+        - data: csv files
+    - 1d: Embeddings
+        - data: csv files
+        - word2vec? (paper: Centric Features)
+
+   
+- 2. Machine Learning / logistic regression
+    - (coming soon...)
+
+
 
 # Topic presentations (graded) (5 min)
 ## Focus:
diff --git a/data/tok_bad_jokes.csv b/data/tok_bad_jokes.csv
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..abcda8e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/data/tok_bad_jokes.csv
@@ -0,0 +1,4493 @@
+body,id,score,title,tok_body,tok_title,tokens,length
+" a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire 
+fighters helmet. The wagon is pulled by her dog and cat.
+
+The fire fighter takes a closer look. ""That sure is a nice fire truck,"" the fire fighter says with admiration. ""Thanks,"" the girl says. The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.
+
+""Little partner,"" says the fire fighter, ""I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you would go faster.""
+
+The little girl replies thoughtfully, ""You're probably right, but, then I wouldn't have a siren."" ",51g8ry,54,A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides,"['garden', 'hose', 'coiled', 'middle', 'wearing', 'fire', 'fighter', 'helmet', 'wagon', 'pulled', 'dog', 'cat', 'fire', 'fighter', 'take', 'closer', 'look', 'sure', 'nice', 'fire', 'truck', 'fire', 'fighter', 'say', 'admiration', 'thanks', 'girl', 'say', 'fire', 'fighter', 'notice', 'girl', 'tied', 'wagon', 'dog', 'collar', 'cat', 'testicle', 'little', 'partner', 'say', 'fire', 'fighter', 'want', 'tell', 'run', 'rig', 'tie', 'rope', 'around', 'cat', 'collar', 'think', 'would', 'go', 'faster', 'little', 'girl', 'reply', 'thoughtfully', 'probably', 'right', 'would', 'siren']","['fire', 'fighter', 'working', 'outside', 'station', 'notice', 'little', 'girl', 'little', 'red', 'wagon', 'little', 'ladder', 'side']","['garden', 'hose', 'coiled', 'middle', 'wearing', 'fire', 'fighter', 'helmet', 'wagon', 'pulled', 'dog', 'cat', 'fire', 'fighter', 'take', 'closer', 'look', 'sure', 'nice', 'fire', 'truck', 'fire', 'fighter', 'say', 'admiration', 'thanks', 'girl', 'say', 'fire', 'fighter', 'notice', 'girl', 'tied', 'wagon', 'dog', 'collar', 'cat', 'testicle', 'little', 'partner', 'say', 'fire', 'fighter', 'want', 'tell', 'run', 'rig', 'tie', 'rope', 'around', 'cat', 'collar', 'think', 'would', 'go', 'faster', 'little', 'girl', 'reply', 'thoughtfully', 'probably', 'right', 'would', 'siren', 'fire', 'fighter', 'working', 'outside', 'station', 'notice', 'little', 'girl', 'little', 'red', 'wagon', 'little', 'ladder', 'side']",78
+Using a pair of Caesars.,3ap99y,54,How do you divide old Rome?,"['using', 'pair', 'caesar']","['divide', 'old', 'rome']","['using', 'pair', 'caesar', 'divide', 'old', 'rome']",6
+You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.,4tegdu,54,What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?,"['cry', 'chopping']","['difference', 'onion']","['cry', 'chopping', 'difference', 'onion']",4
+"He orders a drink and notices there's a mean, weather beaten pirate next to him at the bar. The pirate has a hook, a peg leg, and an eye patch. After a few drinks the sailor gets the courage to ask the pirate how he lost his leg. 
+
+The pirate tells him, ""We were in the midst of a raging storm, a wave crashed over the deck and swept me off inter the sea. Before I was rescued, a shark swam up and bit off me leg!"" 
+
+""That's quite the story"" the sailor responds. ""What about the hook?""
+
+""Arr, we were boarding a vessel, swords were flying, and in the fray, I got me hand chopped off!""
+
+""Wow, that's another impressive story. What's the story behind the eye patch?""
+
+""It twas a beautiful day, while I was gazing up at the clear blue sky, a bird flew over and pooped in me eye!""
+
+""You lost your eye to bird poop?"" the sailor asks incredulously. 
+
+""Well,"" responds the pirate, ""It twas the first day with me hook...""",22e1t9,54,A sailor walks into a bar,"['order', 'drink', 'notice', 'mean', 'weather', 'beaten', 'pirate', 'next', 'bar', 'pirate', 'hook', 'peg', 'leg', 'eye', 'patch', 'drink', 'sailor', 'get', 'courage', 'ask', 'pirate', 'lost', 'leg', 'pirate', 'tell', 'midst', 'raging', 'storm', 'wave', 'crashed', 'deck', 'swept', 'inter', 'sea', 'rescued', 'shark', 'swam', 'bit', 'leg', 'quite', 'story', 'sailor', 'responds', 'hook', 'arr', 'boarding', 'vessel', 'sword', 'flying', 'fray', 'got', 'hand', 'chopped', 'wow', 'another', 'impressive', 'story', 'story', 'behind', 'eye', 'patch', 'twas', 'beautiful', 'day', 'gazing', 'clear', 'blue', 'sky', 'bird', 'flew', 'pooped', 'eye', 'lost', 'eye', 'bird', 'poop', 'sailor', 'asks', 'incredulously', 'well', 'responds', 'pirate', 'twas', 'first', 'day', 'hook']","['sailor', 'walk', 'bar']","['order', 'drink', 'notice', 'mean', 'weather', 'beaten', 'pirate', 'next', 'bar', 'pirate', 'hook', 'peg', 'leg', 'eye', 'patch', 'drink', 'sailor', 'get', 'courage', 'ask', 'pirate', 'lost', 'leg', 'pirate', 'tell', 'midst', 'raging', 'storm', 'wave', 'crashed', 'deck', 'swept', 'inter', 'sea', 'rescued', 'shark', 'swam', 'bit', 'leg', 'quite', 'story', 'sailor', 'responds', 'hook', 'arr', 'boarding', 'vessel', 'sword', 'flying', 'fray', 'got', 'hand', 'chopped', 'wow', 'another', 'impressive', 'story', 'story', 'behind', 'eye', 'patch', 'twas', 'beautiful', 'day', 'gazing', 'clear', 'blue', 'sky', 'bird', 'flew', 'pooped', 'eye', 'lost', 'eye', 'bird', 'poop', 'sailor', 'asks', 'incredulously', 'well', 'responds', 'pirate', 'twas', 'first', 'day', 'hook', 'sailor', 'walk', 'bar']",89
+Lickety-split.,3smr8u,54,How fast do lesbians have sex?,[],"['fast', 'lesbian', 'sex']","['fast', 'lesbian', 'sex']",3
+Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson ,2rmaap,54,What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?,"['threesome', 'dwayne', 'johnson']","['another', 'way', 'caught', 'rock', 'hard', 'place']","['threesome', 'dwayne', 'johnson', 'another', 'way', 'caught', 'rock', 'hard', 'place']",9
+"She says to the employee, ""I can't have an orgasm, what can you give me?""
+He says, "" We have this new product, called the magic dildo. All you have to do is say magic dildo and where you want it to go.""
+""Ok, magic dildo, my pussy,"" she says.
+The magic dildo goes to her pussy, and she has the most amazing orgasm of her life.
+""I'll take it."" She says.
+On the way home she uses the magic dildo again.
+""Magic dildo, my pussy."" 
+She is having such a great orgasm that she is unable to control the car. She's driving all over the road. Then, a policeman sees her and pulls her over.
+He says, ""What's going on here? You're all over the road.""
+""I just got this magic dildo, and I was having such an amazing orgasm that I lost control of the car."" She explains.
+The policeman replies, ""Magic dildo my ass!""",3em05q,54,A woman walks into a sex shop,"['say', 'employee', 'ca', 'orgasm', 'give', 'say', 'new', 'product', 'called', 'magic', 'dildo', 'say', 'magic', 'dildo', 'want', 'go', 'ok', 'magic', 'dildo', 'pussy', 'say', 'magic', 'dildo', 'go', 'pussy', 'amazing', 'orgasm', 'life', 'take', 'say', 'way', 'home', 'us', 'magic', 'dildo', 'magic', 'dildo', 'pussy', 'great', 'orgasm', 'unable', 'control', 'car', 'driving', 'road', 'policeman', 'see', 'pull', 'say', 'going', 'road', 'got', 'magic', 'dildo', 'amazing', 'orgasm', 'lost', 'control', 'car', 'explains', 'policeman', 'reply', 'magic', 'dildo', 'as']","['woman', 'walk', 'sex', 'shop']","['say', 'employee', 'ca', 'orgasm', 'give', 'say', 'new', 'product', 'called', 'magic', 'dildo', 'say', 'magic', 'dildo', 'want', 'go', 'ok', 'magic', 'dildo', 'pussy', 'say', 'magic', 'dildo', 'go', 'pussy', 'amazing', 'orgasm', 'life', 'take', 'say', 'way', 'home', 'us', 'magic', 'dildo', 'magic', 'dildo', 'pussy', 'great', 'orgasm', 'unable', 'control', 'car', 'driving', 'road', 'policeman', 'see', 'pull', 'say', 'going', 'road', 'got', 'magic', 'dildo', 'amazing', 'orgasm', 'lost', 'control', 'car', 'explains', 'policeman', 'reply', 'magic', 'dildo', 'as', 'woman', 'walk', 'sex', 'shop']",69
+I put in the wrong socks this morning. ,2gx5bx,54,Why did the semen cross the road?,"['put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning']","['semen', 'cross', 'road']","['put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning', 'semen', 'cross', 'road']",7
+"I got a hand job from a blind girl last night. She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on."" I replied ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg.""",31t50x,54,I got a hand job from a blind girl last night...,"['got', 'hand', 'job', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night', 'said', 'biggest', 'dick', 'ever', 'put', 'hand', 'replied', 'nah', 'pulling', 'leg']","['got', 'hand', 'job', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night']","['got', 'hand', 'job', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night', 'said', 'biggest', 'dick', 'ever', 'put', 'hand', 'replied', 'nah', 'pulling', 'leg', 'got', 'hand', 'job', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night']",24
+"I have a Czech one too. 
+Czech one too. Czech one too.",4qeoq7,54,I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band,"['czech', 'one', 'czech', 'one', 'czech', 'one']","['polish', 'friend', 'roadie', 'rock', 'band']","['czech', 'one', 'czech', 'one', 'czech', 'one', 'polish', 'friend', 'roadie', 'rock', 'band']",11
+He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow. ,35k4jy,54,I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall.,"['going', 'hard', 'test', 'tomorrow']","['sold', 'viagra', 'guy', 'thought', 'adderall']","['going', 'hard', 'test', 'tomorrow', 'sold', 'viagra', 'guy', 'thought', 'adderall']",9
+A fucking know it all!,1oo95j,54,What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker?,"['fucking', 'know']","['get', 'cross', 'genius', 'hooker']","['fucking', 'know', 'get', 'cross', 'genius', 'hooker']",6
+A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area. ,2yon2a,54,This just in!,"['truckload', 'wig', 'lost', 'control', 'tipped', 'highway', 'police', 'still', 'combing', 'area']",[],"['truckload', 'wig', 'lost', 'control', 'tipped', 'highway', 'police', 'still', 'combing', 'area']",10
+A Breasted Development,3r2h3r,54,What do you call a tv show about female puberty?,"['breasted', 'development']","['call', 'tv', 'show', 'female', 'puberty']","['breasted', 'development', 'call', 'tv', 'show', 'female', 'puberty']",7
+Little Caesars.,2vd9hf,54,What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?,"['little', 'caesar']","['mexican', 'use', 'cut', 'pizza']","['little', 'caesar', 'mexican', 'use', 'cut', 'pizza']",6
+"Everytime I call, a machine answers.",4ftafw,54,Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number?,"['everytime', 'call', 'machine', 'answer']","['know', 'stephen', 'hawking', 'still', 'old', 'phone', 'number']","['everytime', 'call', 'machine', 'answer', 'know', 'stephen', 'hawking', 'still', 'old', 'phone', 'number']",11
+"The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. ""Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you."" he says. 
+
+""I'm sorry but I've given my body to God"" she replies and then leaves. 
+
+Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says ""I know a way you can get her in the sack."" The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to the cemetery every night at 9 to pray, and if he dresses up and convinces her he's God, she might have sex with him.
+
+That night at 9, the man is in the cemetery hiding behind a gravestone. When the nun approaches in the darkness he jumps out and says ""Sister, I am God and I command you to have sex with me."" She replies ""Well I mustn't deny God. However I want to remain a virgin so I will only take it up the ass."" 
+
+The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. 
+After it is over he whips off his outfit and says ""Surprise, I'm the guy on the bus"" 
+
+With that the nun turns around and says 
+""Surprise, I'm the bus driver.""",4xbkdd,54,"[NSFW] A man is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on.","['problem', 'nun', 'decides', 'approach', 'anyway', 'sister', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'must', 'sex', 'say', 'sorry', 'given', 'body', 'god', 'reply', 'leaf', 'suddenly', 'bus', 'driver', 'turn', 'around', 'guy', 'say', 'know', 'way', 'get', 'sack', 'bus', 'driver', 'tell', 'guy', 'nun', 'go', 'cemetery', 'every', 'night', 'pray', 'dress', 'convinces', 'god', 'might', 'sex', 'night', 'man', 'cemetery', 'hiding', 'behind', 'gravestone', 'nun', 'approach', 'darkness', 'jump', 'say', 'sister', 'god', 'command', 'sex', 'reply', 'well', 'must', 'deny', 'god', 'however', 'want', 'remain', 'virgin', 'take', 'as', 'guy', 'figure', 'problem', 'proceeds', 'best', 'sex', 'ever', 'whip', 'outfit', 'say', 'surprise', 'guy', 'bus', 'nun', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'surprise', 'bus', 'driver']","['nsfw', 'man', 'riding', 'bus', 'stop', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'get']","['problem', 'nun', 'decides', 'approach', 'anyway', 'sister', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'must', 'sex', 'say', 'sorry', 'given', 'body', 'god', 'reply', 'leaf', 'suddenly', 'bus', 'driver', 'turn', 'around', 'guy', 'say', 'know', 'way', 'get', 'sack', 'bus', 'driver', 'tell', 'guy', 'nun', 'go', 'cemetery', 'every', 'night', 'pray', 'dress', 'convinces', 'god', 'might', 'sex', 'night', 'man', 'cemetery', 'hiding', 'behind', 'gravestone', 'nun', 'approach', 'darkness', 'jump', 'say', 'sister', 'god', 'command', 'sex', 'reply', 'well', 'must', 'deny', 'god', 'however', 'want', 'remain', 'virgin', 'take', 'as', 'guy', 'figure', 'problem', 'proceeds', 'best', 'sex', 'ever', 'whip', 'outfit', 'say', 'surprise', 'guy', 'bus', 'nun', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'surprise', 'bus', 'driver', 'nsfw', 'man', 'riding', 'bus', 'stop', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'get']",101
+"With a pair of Caesars.
+
+(Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))",1vl0wv,54,How did the Romans split up their empire?,"['pair', 'caesar', 'thanks', 'deep', 'digger', 'dan', 'http']","['roman', 'split', 'empire']","['pair', 'caesar', 'thanks', 'deep', 'digger', 'dan', 'http', 'roman', 'split', 'empire']",10
+A minimum.,4kkd4f,54,What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?,['minimum'],"['call', 'mum', 'shorter']","['minimum', 'call', 'mum', 'shorter']",4
+He says he can stop anytime. ,2joj11,54,So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid...,"['say', 'stop', 'anytime']","['know', 'guy', 'addicted', 'brake', 'fluid']","['say', 'stop', 'anytime', 'know', 'guy', 'addicted', 'brake', 'fluid']",8
+They did unspeakable things to her.,20a24v,54,My wife was captured by a gang of mimes.,"['unspeakable', 'thing']","['wife', 'captured', 'gang', 'mime']","['unspeakable', 'thing', 'wife', 'captured', 'gang', 'mime']",6
+which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome.,49fq99,54,My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love...,"['rather', 'disappointing', 'extremely', 'handsome']","['girlfriend', 'father', 'pretty', 'religious', 'said', 'could', 'make', 'love']","['rather', 'disappointing', 'extremely', 'handsome', 'girlfriend', 'father', 'pretty', 'religious', 'said', 'could', 'make', 'love']",12
+He turned out to be a seasoned veteran.,4inhbm,54,Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?,"['turned', 'seasoned', 'veteran']","['guy', 'hear', 'man', 'survived', 'mustard', 'gas', 'pepper', 'spray']","['turned', 'seasoned', 'veteran', 'guy', 'hear', 'man', 'survived', 'mustard', 'gas', 'pepper', 'spray']",11
+"Little Johnny is walking down the street with his dead frog on a rope.
+
+He goes up to a pimp and asks him for the nastiest whore he has.
+
+Pimp:""why do you want the nastiest whore I have? I have perfectly good whores instead""
+
+Johnny: I'll explain when I'm done
+
+So he goes in and fucks the dirtiest whore in the building and when he comes out the pimp asks him again, ""why did you want the nastiest whore in town?'
+
+Johnny: ""well, tonight the babysitter will come and she likes little boys, so she'll get the STD I have!""
+
+""And when daddy drives her home he'll want a piece of that and he'll have the STD as well!""
+
+""And when daddy comes home, mommy will want to go at it so she'll have it as well!""
+
+""And when daddy leaves for work tomorrow morning the milkman will come by and mommy will give it to him, and that's the fucker I want 'cause he killed my frog!""",3e1xq8,54,Revenge,"['little', 'johnny', 'walking', 'street', 'dead', 'frog', 'rope', 'go', 'pimp', 'asks', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'pimp', 'want', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'perfectly', 'good', 'whore', 'instead', 'johnny', 'explain', 'done', 'go', 'fuck', 'dirtiest', 'whore', 'building', 'come', 'pimp', 'asks', 'want', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'town', 'johnny', 'well', 'tonight', 'babysitter', 'come', 'like', 'little', 'boy', 'get', 'std', 'daddy', 'drive', 'home', 'want', 'piece', 'std', 'well', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'mommy', 'want', 'go', 'well', 'daddy', 'leaf', 'work', 'tomorrow', 'morning', 'milkman', 'come', 'mommy', 'give', 'fucker', 'want', 'killed', 'frog']",['revenge'],"['little', 'johnny', 'walking', 'street', 'dead', 'frog', 'rope', 'go', 'pimp', 'asks', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'pimp', 'want', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'perfectly', 'good', 'whore', 'instead', 'johnny', 'explain', 'done', 'go', 'fuck', 'dirtiest', 'whore', 'building', 'come', 'pimp', 'asks', 'want', 'nastiest', 'whore', 'town', 'johnny', 'well', 'tonight', 'babysitter', 'come', 'like', 'little', 'boy', 'get', 'std', 'daddy', 'drive', 'home', 'want', 'piece', 'std', 'well', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'mommy', 'want', 'go', 'well', 'daddy', 'leaf', 'work', 'tomorrow', 'morning', 'milkman', 'come', 'mommy', 'give', 'fucker', 'want', 'killed', 'frog', 'revenge']",73
+"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother.""",2ykjyf,54,A little boy wrote to Santa Claus...,"['one', 'day', 'little', 'boy', 'wrote', 'santa', 'claus', 'please', 'send', 'sister', 'santa', 'claus', 'wrote', 'back', 'ok', 'send', 'mother']","['little', 'boy', 'wrote', 'santa', 'claus']","['one', 'day', 'little', 'boy', 'wrote', 'santa', 'claus', 'please', 'send', 'sister', 'santa', 'claus', 'wrote', 'back', 'ok', 'send', 'mother', 'little', 'boy', 'wrote', 'santa', 'claus']",22
+"In Soviet Russia  
+Poem writes you",2zw59s,54,"Roses are red, violets are blue","['soviet', 'russia', 'poem', 'writes']","['rose', 'red', 'violet', 'blue']","['soviet', 'russia', 'poem', 'writes', 'rose', 'red', 'violet', 'blue']",8
+"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. 
+One guy says: ""Man I wish I could do that""
+The other guy replies: ""Ya, you may want to pet him first""",2acyat,54,Two guys are walking down the street,"['two', 'guy', 'walking', 'street', 'see', 'dog', 'licking', 'ball', 'one', 'guy', 'say', 'man', 'wish', 'could', 'guy', 'reply', 'ya', 'may', 'want', 'pet', 'first']","['two', 'guy', 'walking', 'street']","['two', 'guy', 'walking', 'street', 'see', 'dog', 'licking', 'ball', 'one', 'guy', 'say', 'man', 'wish', 'could', 'guy', 'reply', 'ya', 'may', 'want', 'pet', 'first', 'two', 'guy', 'walking', 'street']",25
+LXIX.,4oma3k,54,What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position?,['lxix'],"['ancient', 'roman', 'favorite', 'sex', 'position']","['lxix', 'ancient', 'roman', 'favorite', 'sex', 'position']",6
+...,2nlk5e,54,I can't stand being in a wheelchair.,[],"['ca', 'stand', 'wheelchair']","['ca', 'stand', 'wheelchair']",3
+".. one of the guys turned to the other and said:
+
+""See that guy with all those knives? He's *Knife Bill*""
+
+Some time later a man with 8 guns on his belt comes in and again the guy turned to the other and said:
+
+""See that guy with all those guns? He's *Gun Bill*""
+
+An hour later a guy with 5 arms and 3 legs comes in and the other guy asks:
+
+""Who is that??"" 
+
+""That's *Cherno Bill*""",1prayv,54,Two men sit in a bar when a guy with a bunch of knives comes in..,"['one', 'guy', 'turned', 'said', 'see', 'guy', 'knife', 'knife', 'bill', 'time', 'later', 'man', 'gun', 'belt', 'come', 'guy', 'turned', 'said', 'see', 'guy', 'gun', 'gun', 'bill', 'hour', 'later', 'guy', 'arm', 'leg', 'come', 'guy', 'asks', 'cherno', 'bill']","['two', 'men', 'sit', 'bar', 'guy', 'bunch', 'knife', 'come']","['one', 'guy', 'turned', 'said', 'see', 'guy', 'knife', 'knife', 'bill', 'time', 'later', 'man', 'gun', 'belt', 'come', 'guy', 'turned', 'said', 'see', 'guy', 'gun', 'gun', 'bill', 'hour', 'later', 'guy', 'arm', 'leg', 'come', 'guy', 'asks', 'cherno', 'bill', 'two', 'men', 'sit', 'bar', 'guy', 'bunch', 'knife', 'come']",41
+My friend was wearing one and got shot by the woman's husband. ,5tqboi,54,Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore....,"['friend', 'wearing', 'one', 'got', 'shot', 'woman', 'husband']","['condom', 'guarantee', 'safe', 'sex', 'anymore']","['friend', 'wearing', 'one', 'got', 'shot', 'woman', 'husband', 'condom', 'guarantee', 'safe', 'sex', 'anymore']",12
+Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...,3sl853,54,Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?,"['outgrew', 'ha']","['mermaid', 'wear', 'seashell']","['outgrew', 'ha', 'mermaid', 'wear', 'seashell']",5
+National Dyslexic Association,2cbm1r,54,What does DNA stand for?,"['national', 'dyslexic', 'association']","['dna', 'stand']","['national', 'dyslexic', 'association', 'dna', 'stand']",5
+"Hispanic attacks.
+",3ntiv9,54,Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?,"['hispanic', 'attack']","['portuguese', 'guy', 'take', 'xanax']","['hispanic', 'attack', 'portuguese', 'guy', 'take', 'xanax']",6
+Decaffeinated coffee.,49wk1r,54,What is black and doesn't work?,"['decaffeinated', 'coffee']","['black', 'work']","['decaffeinated', 'coffee', 'black', 'work']",4
+"I hate housework!
+
+You make the beds, you do the dishes 
+
+...and six months later you have to start all over again.
+
+
+",2fjp82,54,I Hate Housework!,"['hate', 'housework', 'make', 'bed', 'dish', 'six', 'month', 'later', 'start']","['hate', 'housework']","['hate', 'housework', 'make', 'bed', 'dish', 'six', 'month', 'later', 'start', 'hate', 'housework']",11
+"A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman are all being chased by soldiers, they all run into a Barn and hide in big burlap sacks. The soldier walk in and hunt for them, they poke the first bag and the Scotsman says ""Meow!"" so they pass it off as a bag of kittens. They poke the second pack and the Englishman says ""Woof!"" so they pass it off as a bag of puppies. They poke the third bag and the Irishman says ""Potatoes!""",2abuba,54,3 bags.,"['scotsman', 'englishman', 'irishman', 'chased', 'soldier', 'run', 'barn', 'hide', 'big', 'burlap', 'sack', 'soldier', 'walk', 'hunt', 'poke', 'first', 'bag', 'scotsman', 'say', 'meow', 'pas', 'bag', 'kitten', 'poke', 'second', 'pack', 'englishman', 'say', 'woof', 'pas', 'bag', 'puppy', 'poke', 'third', 'bag', 'irishman', 'say', 'potato']",['bag'],"['scotsman', 'englishman', 'irishman', 'chased', 'soldier', 'run', 'barn', 'hide', 'big', 'burlap', 'sack', 'soldier', 'walk', 'hunt', 'poke', 'first', 'bag', 'scotsman', 'say', 'meow', 'pas', 'bag', 'kitten', 'poke', 'second', 'pack', 'englishman', 'say', 'woof', 'pas', 'bag', 'puppy', 'poke', 'third', 'bag', 'irishman', 'say', 'potato', 'bag']",39
+ A wok.,3hpoh3,54,What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?,['wok'],"['call', 'chinese', 'fly', 'wing']","['wok', 'call', 'chinese', 'fly', 'wing']",5
+Because Watt is love?,3hyb0p,54,Love is energy over time,"['watt', 'love']","['love', 'energy', 'time']","['watt', 'love', 'love', 'energy', 'time']",5
+All I said was my drivers keep crashing ,5rdm2t,54,I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian,"['said', 'driver', 'keep', 'crashing']","['furious', 'racist', 'tech', 'support', 'called', 'asian']","['said', 'driver', 'keep', 'crashing', 'furious', 'racist', 'tech', 'support', 'called', 'asian']",10
+"The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.",4dh222,54,I got second place in a star gazing competition once.,"['winner', 'got', 'telescope', 'got', 'constellation', 'prize']","['got', 'second', 'place', 'star', 'gazing', 'competition']","['winner', 'got', 'telescope', 'got', 'constellation', 'prize', 'got', 'second', 'place', 'star', 'gazing', 'competition']",12
+He hit me until I was 21. ,3lv3pd,54,My dad is a blackjack dealer.,['hit'],"['dad', 'blackjack', 'dealer']","['hit', 'dad', 'blackjack', 'dealer']",4
+50 bucks,2onaom,54,What does a hooker get from Santa?,['buck'],"['hooker', 'get', 'santa']","['buck', 'hooker', 'get', 'santa']",4
+...uncles ,4xn3qt,54,What's worse than ants in your pants?,['uncle'],"['worse', 'ant', 'pant']","['uncle', 'worse', 'ant', 'pant']",4
+"... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?""
+
+She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan.""",4jqvcs,54,So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck...,"['ice', 'cream', 'man', 'stop', 'say', 'get', 'say', 'nothing', 'wanted', 'tell', 'vegan']","['woman', 'chasing', 'ice', 'cream', 'truck']","['ice', 'cream', 'man', 'stop', 'say', 'get', 'say', 'nothing', 'wanted', 'tell', 'vegan', 'woman', 'chasing', 'ice', 'cream', 'truck']",16
+Because she's a woman.,381aka,54,Why can't Helen Keller drive....,['woman'],"['ca', 'helen', 'keller', 'drive']","['woman', 'ca', 'helen', 'keller', 'drive']",5
+Props to him.,44e9ps,54,My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment.,['prop'],"['friend', 'recently', 'started', 'collecting', 'acting', 'equipment']","['prop', 'friend', 'recently', 'started', 'collecting', 'acting', 'equipment']",7
+"She knows that her husband will be entertaining some pretty important members of their congregation for dinner, and she wants only the finest food. She asks the butcher what he would personally recommend, to which he replies ""Well ma'am, I would have some Dam Ham."" The reverend's wife, a simple lady, is outraged. ""I am a good Christian woman,"" she says ""and I refuse to be sworn at!"" Obviously misunderstand, the butcher quickly explains himself, saying ""No, ma'am, you don't understand. That's the brand name! Dam Ham. Finest around."" The wife chuckles, apologizes for her reaction and brings it home. 
+Her husband comes home from work and asks what will be for dinner. She of course tells him that they will be having Dam Ham, much to his outrage. Barely able to contain himself, he yells ""We're having guests tonight and you use THAT language?"". The mistake being a familiar one, she quickly laughs and explains ""No, Honey, that's the brand! Dam Ham!"" Seeing his error, they have a good guffaw.
+Soon, the guests arrive. The reverend, his wife and son are seated at one side, with their parishioners on the other. After grace, the reverend looks to his wife and courteously asks ""Dear, can you pass the Dam Ham?""
+Their son, thrilled, immediately jumps to his feet. ""Now you've got it pop! Hey, bitch, pass the fucking potatoes!""",1tsadu,54,A reverend's wife walks into a butcher shop.,"['know', 'husband', 'entertaining', 'pretty', 'important', 'member', 'congregation', 'dinner', 'want', 'finest', 'food', 'asks', 'butcher', 'would', 'personally', 'recommend', 'reply', 'well', 'would', 'dam', 'ham', 'reverend', 'wife', 'simple', 'lady', 'outraged', 'good', 'christian', 'woman', 'say', 'refuse', 'sworn', 'obviously', 'misunderstand', 'butcher', 'quickly', 'explains', 'saying', 'understand', 'brand', 'name', 'dam', 'ham', 'finest', 'around', 'wife', 'chuckle', 'apologizes', 'reaction', 'brings', 'home', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'work', 'asks', 'dinner', 'course', 'tell', 'dam', 'ham', 'much', 'outrage', 'barely', 'able', 'contain', 'yell', 'guest', 'tonight', 'use', 'language', 'mistake', 'familiar', 'one', 'quickly', 'laugh', 'explains', 'honey', 'brand', 'dam', 'ham', 'seeing', 'error', 'good', 'guffaw', 'soon', 'guest', 'arrive', 'reverend', 'wife', 'son', 'seated', 'one', 'side', 'parishioner', 'grace', 'reverend', 'look', 'wife', 'courteously', 'asks', 'dear', 'pas', 'dam', 'ham', 'son', 'thrilled', 'immediately', 'jump', 'foot', 'got', 'pop', 'hey', 'bitch', 'pas', 'fucking', 'potato']","['reverend', 'wife', 'walk', 'butcher', 'shop']","['know', 'husband', 'entertaining', 'pretty', 'important', 'member', 'congregation', 'dinner', 'want', 'finest', 'food', 'asks', 'butcher', 'would', 'personally', 'recommend', 'reply', 'well', 'would', 'dam', 'ham', 'reverend', 'wife', 'simple', 'lady', 'outraged', 'good', 'christian', 'woman', 'say', 'refuse', 'sworn', 'obviously', 'misunderstand', 'butcher', 'quickly', 'explains', 'saying', 'understand', 'brand', 'name', 'dam', 'ham', 'finest', 'around', 'wife', 'chuckle', 'apologizes', 'reaction', 'brings', 'home', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'work', 'asks', 'dinner', 'course', 'tell', 'dam', 'ham', 'much', 'outrage', 'barely', 'able', 'contain', 'yell', 'guest', 'tonight', 'use', 'language', 'mistake', 'familiar', 'one', 'quickly', 'laugh', 'explains', 'honey', 'brand', 'dam', 'ham', 'seeing', 'error', 'good', 'guffaw', 'soon', 'guest', 'arrive', 'reverend', 'wife', 'son', 'seated', 'one', 'side', 'parishioner', 'grace', 'reverend', 'look', 'wife', 'courteously', 'asks', 'dear', 'pas', 'dam', 'ham', 'son', 'thrilled', 'immediately', 'jump', 'foot', 'got', 'pop', 'hey', 'bitch', 'pas', 'fucking', 'potato', 'reverend', 'wife', 'walk', 'butcher', 'shop']",122
+"
+Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
+
+
+The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.
+
+
+The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
+
+
+The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
+
+
+And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.",2yss30,54,The best geometry joke I know...,"['upon', 'time', 'three', 'kingdom', 'bordering', 'lake', 'century', 'kingdom', 'fought', 'island', 'middle', 'lake', 'one', 'day', 'decided', 'first', 'kingdom', 'quite', 'rich', 'sent', 'army', 'knight', 'three', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'jousted', 'cavorted', 'squire', 'polished', 'armor', 'cooked', 'food', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'second', 'kingdom', 'wealthy', 'sent', 'knight', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'cavorted', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'squire', 'polished', 'armor', 'prepared', 'dinner', 'third', 'kingdom', 'poor', 'sent', 'one', 'elderly', 'knight', 'sole', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'squire', 'using', 'looped', 'rope', 'slung', 'pot', 'high', 'fire', 'cook', 'prepared', 'knight', 'armor', 'next', 'day', 'battle', 'began', 'knight', 'first', 'two', 'kingdom', 'cavorted', 'bit', 'much', 'one', 'never', 'cavort', 'sharpening', 'weapon', 'jousting', 'could', 'fight', 'squire', 'third', 'kingdom', 'could', 'rouse', 'elderly', 'knight', 'time', 'combat', 'absence', 'knight', 'squire', 'fought', 'battle', 'raged', 'well', 'late', 'hour', 'dust', 'finally', 'settled', 'solitary', 'figure', 'limped', 'carnage', 'lone', 'squire', 'third', 'kingdom', 'dragged', 'away', 'beaten', 'bloodied', 'victorious', 'go', 'prove', 'squire', 'high', 'pot', 'noose', 'equal', 'sum', 'squire', 'two', 'side']","['best', 'geometry', 'joke', 'know']","['upon', 'time', 'three', 'kingdom', 'bordering', 'lake', 'century', 'kingdom', 'fought', 'island', 'middle', 'lake', 'one', 'day', 'decided', 'first', 'kingdom', 'quite', 'rich', 'sent', 'army', 'knight', 'three', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'jousted', 'cavorted', 'squire', 'polished', 'armor', 'cooked', 'food', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'second', 'kingdom', 'wealthy', 'sent', 'knight', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'cavorted', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'squire', 'polished', 'armor', 'prepared', 'dinner', 'third', 'kingdom', 'poor', 'sent', 'one', 'elderly', 'knight', 'sole', 'squire', 'night', 'battle', 'knight', 'sharpened', 'weapon', 'squire', 'using', 'looped', 'rope', 'slung', 'pot', 'high', 'fire', 'cook', 'prepared', 'knight', 'armor', 'next', 'day', 'battle', 'began', 'knight', 'first', 'two', 'kingdom', 'cavorted', 'bit', 'much', 'one', 'never', 'cavort', 'sharpening', 'weapon', 'jousting', 'could', 'fight', 'squire', 'third', 'kingdom', 'could', 'rouse', 'elderly', 'knight', 'time', 'combat', 'absence', 'knight', 'squire', 'fought', 'battle', 'raged', 'well', 'late', 'hour', 'dust', 'finally', 'settled', 'solitary', 'figure', 'limped', 'carnage', 'lone', 'squire', 'third', 'kingdom', 'dragged', 'away', 'beaten', 'bloodied', 'victorious', 'go', 'prove', 'squire', 'high', 'pot', 'noose', 'equal', 'sum', 'squire', 'two', 'side', 'best', 'geometry', 'joke', 'know']",147
+It's con-sensual.,5ssdyi,54,Prison sex...,[],"['prison', 'sex']","['prison', 'sex']",2
+"My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. 
+Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler?
+Me: Why?
+Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews.",2gko9g,54,Why do Muslims hate Hitler?,"['friend', 'told', 'found', 'muslim', 'muslim', 'hate', 'hitler', 'kill', 'jew']","['muslim', 'hate', 'hitler']","['friend', 'told', 'found', 'muslim', 'muslim', 'hate', 'hitler', 'kill', 'jew', 'muslim', 'hate', 'hitler']",12
+John came fifth and was awarded a toaster,4023ry,54,"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life""","['john', 'came', 'fifth', 'awarded', 'toaster']","['lord', 'said', 'unto', 'john', 'come', 'forth', 'awarded', 'eternal', 'life']","['john', 'came', 'fifth', 'awarded', 'toaster', 'lord', 'said', 'unto', 'john', 'come', 'forth', 'awarded', 'eternal', 'life']",14
+"""What!"" asks the shocked mother, ""Why on Earth would you ask for that?""
+
+""Well,"" replies the boy, ""isn't that what you give dad when his shit can't get hard?""
+",4vbujw,54,"A little boy, suffering with diarrhea, asks his mom for some Viagra...","['asks', 'shocked', 'mother', 'earth', 'would', 'ask', 'well', 'reply', 'boy', 'give', 'dad', 'shit', 'ca', 'get', 'hard']","['little', 'boy', 'suffering', 'diarrhea', 'asks', 'mom', 'viagra']","['asks', 'shocked', 'mother', 'earth', 'would', 'ask', 'well', 'reply', 'boy', 'give', 'dad', 'shit', 'ca', 'get', 'hard', 'little', 'boy', 'suffering', 'diarrhea', 'asks', 'mom', 'viagra']",22
+"""Jethro, I need you to fix the outhouse.""
+
+""What fer ma?""
+
+""Jis go 'n hava look.""
+
+So Jethro walks out to the outhouse, opens the door, and looks, ""I don't see nothin wrong here ma,"" he says.
+
+""Look closer,"" says Ma.  Jethro moves into the outhouse.
+
+""Still don't see nuthin,"" he says.
+
+""Stick yer head in the hole.""
+
+""But, Ma.""
+
+""Jis do it."" Of course Jethro knows better than to disobey his ma, so he sticks his head into the hole.
+
+Then he hollers, ""Oww, Ma, my beard's stuck.""
+
+""Aggravating isn't it?""",1fvvc4,54,"Hillbilly Ma says to her son,","['jethro', 'need', 'fix', 'outhouse', 'fer', 'ji', 'go', 'hava', 'look', 'jethro', 'walk', 'outhouse', 'open', 'door', 'look', 'see', 'nothin', 'wrong', 'say', 'look', 'closer', 'say', 'jethro', 'move', 'outhouse', 'still', 'see', 'nuthin', 'say', 'stick', 'yer', 'head', 'hole', 'ji', 'course', 'jethro', 'know', 'better', 'disobey', 'stick', 'head', 'hole', 'holler', 'oww', 'beard', 'stuck', 'aggravating']","['hillbilly', 'say', 'son']","['jethro', 'need', 'fix', 'outhouse', 'fer', 'ji', 'go', 'hava', 'look', 'jethro', 'walk', 'outhouse', 'open', 'door', 'look', 'see', 'nothin', 'wrong', 'say', 'look', 'closer', 'say', 'jethro', 'move', 'outhouse', 'still', 'see', 'nuthin', 'say', 'stick', 'yer', 'head', 'hole', 'ji', 'course', 'jethro', 'know', 'better', 'disobey', 'stick', 'head', 'hole', 'holler', 'oww', 'beard', 'stuck', 'aggravating', 'hillbilly', 'say', 'son']",50
+"Row, row, row your boat",2rg0qg,54,What's the Cuban national anthem?,"['row', 'row', 'row', 'boat']","['cuban', 'national', 'anthem']","['row', 'row', 'row', 'boat', 'cuban', 'national', 'anthem']",7
+"Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman are walking along the beach together, when they come upon a lamp in the sand. Being familiar with such clichés, they picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold a genie appeared before them.
+
+""For releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you both one wish each.""
+
+Paddy Englishman goes first, and thinks silently for a moment:
+
+""Well, genie, I love my country, and I'm sick of it being ruined by lazy immigrants who do nothing but live off of state benefits and handouts. I wish all the immigrants were gone from my country, and that it was just us English that lived there. Furthermore, I want a giant wall built around the coast and borders of England so nobody else can get in.""
+
+""Done"" says the genie, and **poof** Paddy Englishman is back in England with the rest of his compatriots
+
+""Genie,"" says Paddy Irishman, ""tell me more of this giant wall surrounding England""
+
+""Well, it's over a mile high and half a mile thick. Nothing can get in or out."" the genie replied
+
+Paddy Irishman thought for a moment, then looked to the genie and said:
+
+""Fill it with water.""",1qlwsb,54,Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman,"['paddy', 'englishman', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'walking', 'along', 'beach', 'together', 'come', 'upon', 'lamp', 'sand', 'familiar', 'clichés', 'picked', 'lamp', 'rubbed', 'lo', 'behold', 'genie', 'appeared', 'releasing', 'prison', 'shall', 'grant', 'one', 'wish', 'paddy', 'englishman', 'go', 'first', 'think', 'silently', 'moment', 'well', 'genie', 'love', 'country', 'sick', 'ruined', 'lazy', 'immigrant', 'nothing', 'live', 'state', 'benefit', 'handout', 'wish', 'immigrant', 'gone', 'country', 'u', 'english', 'lived', 'furthermore', 'want', 'giant', 'wall', 'built', 'around', 'coast', 'border', 'england', 'nobody', 'else', 'get', 'done', 'say', 'genie', 'poof', 'paddy', 'englishman', 'back', 'england', 'rest', 'compatriot', 'genie', 'say', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'tell', 'giant', 'wall', 'surrounding', 'england', 'well', 'mile', 'high', 'half', 'mile', 'thick', 'nothing', 'get', 'genie', 'replied', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'thought', 'moment', 'looked', 'genie', 'said', 'fill', 'water']","['paddy', 'englishman', 'paddy', 'irishman']","['paddy', 'englishman', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'walking', 'along', 'beach', 'together', 'come', 'upon', 'lamp', 'sand', 'familiar', 'clichés', 'picked', 'lamp', 'rubbed', 'lo', 'behold', 'genie', 'appeared', 'releasing', 'prison', 'shall', 'grant', 'one', 'wish', 'paddy', 'englishman', 'go', 'first', 'think', 'silently', 'moment', 'well', 'genie', 'love', 'country', 'sick', 'ruined', 'lazy', 'immigrant', 'nothing', 'live', 'state', 'benefit', 'handout', 'wish', 'immigrant', 'gone', 'country', 'u', 'english', 'lived', 'furthermore', 'want', 'giant', 'wall', 'built', 'around', 'coast', 'border', 'england', 'nobody', 'else', 'get', 'done', 'say', 'genie', 'poof', 'paddy', 'englishman', 'back', 'england', 'rest', 'compatriot', 'genie', 'say', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'tell', 'giant', 'wall', 'surrounding', 'england', 'well', 'mile', 'high', 'half', 'mile', 'thick', 'nothing', 'get', 'genie', 'replied', 'paddy', 'irishman', 'thought', 'moment', 'looked', 'genie', 'said', 'fill', 'water', 'paddy', 'englishman', 'paddy', 'irishman']",108
+"A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
+
+He replies, ""Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."" 
+",4up3ow,54,$100 Bill Tattoo,"['guy', 'asks', 'tattoo', 'bill', 'penis', 'curious', 'tattoo', 'artist', 'asks', 'would', 'possibly', 'want', 'reply', 'three', 'reason', 'like', 'play', 'money', 'like', 'watch', 'money', 'grow', 'seems', 'thing', 'wife', 'blow', 'day']","['bill', 'tattoo']","['guy', 'asks', 'tattoo', 'bill', 'penis', 'curious', 'tattoo', 'artist', 'asks', 'would', 'possibly', 'want', 'reply', 'three', 'reason', 'like', 'play', 'money', 'like', 'watch', 'money', 'grow', 'seems', 'thing', 'wife', 'blow', 'day', 'bill', 'tattoo']",29
+"Sorry, wrong bus!",4ogey3,54,I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!,"['sorry', 'wrong', 'bus']","['acutely', 'dyslexic', 'often', 'forget', 'route', 'home', 'ama']","['sorry', 'wrong', 'bus', 'acutely', 'dyslexic', 'often', 'forget', 'route', 'home', 'ama']",10
+Because they lost all their rights.,2kjs67,54,I heard people in jail can only turn left.,"['lost', 'right']","['heard', 'people', 'jail', 'turn', 'left']","['lost', 'right', 'heard', 'people', 'jail', 'turn', 'left']",7
+"Last night I had a dream.  I dreamed that Hugh Hefner, publisher of Playboy died and went to Hell.  He was trapped in a small room with no doors or windows with an unattractive, hateful woman.  A voice boomed out from nowhere and said: ""Hugh Hefner, for your sins in life you shall spend eternity with this unattractive hateful woman.""  
+
+Then I dreamed that Bob Guccione, publisher of Penthouse died and went to Hell.  Guccione was in a small room with no doors or windows with a  hideous looking, vile, hateful woman.  A voice boomed out from nowhere and said:  Bob Guccione, for your sins in life you shall spend eternity with this most vile of women.  
+
+Then I dreamed that I died and went to Hell.  I was trapped in a small room with no windows or doors and in the room with me was Marilyn Monroe.  A voice boomed out from nowhere and said:  
+
+""Marilyn Monroe, for your sins in life....""",3betwm,54,I had a dream.,"['last', 'night', 'dream', 'dreamed', 'hugh', 'hefner', 'publisher', 'playboy', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'trapped', 'small', 'room', 'door', 'window', 'unattractive', 'hateful', 'woman', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'hugh', 'hefner', 'sin', 'life', 'shall', 'spend', 'eternity', 'unattractive', 'hateful', 'woman', 'dreamed', 'bob', 'guccione', 'publisher', 'penthouse', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'guccione', 'small', 'room', 'door', 'window', 'hideous', 'looking', 'vile', 'hateful', 'woman', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'bob', 'guccione', 'sin', 'life', 'shall', 'spend', 'eternity', 'vile', 'woman', 'dreamed', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'trapped', 'small', 'room', 'window', 'door', 'room', 'marilyn', 'monroe', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'marilyn', 'monroe', 'sin', 'life']",['dream'],"['last', 'night', 'dream', 'dreamed', 'hugh', 'hefner', 'publisher', 'playboy', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'trapped', 'small', 'room', 'door', 'window', 'unattractive', 'hateful', 'woman', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'hugh', 'hefner', 'sin', 'life', 'shall', 'spend', 'eternity', 'unattractive', 'hateful', 'woman', 'dreamed', 'bob', 'guccione', 'publisher', 'penthouse', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'guccione', 'small', 'room', 'door', 'window', 'hideous', 'looking', 'vile', 'hateful', 'woman', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'bob', 'guccione', 'sin', 'life', 'shall', 'spend', 'eternity', 'vile', 'woman', 'dreamed', 'died', 'went', 'hell', 'trapped', 'small', 'room', 'window', 'door', 'room', 'marilyn', 'monroe', 'voice', 'boomed', 'nowhere', 'said', 'marilyn', 'monroe', 'sin', 'life', 'dream']",85
+"A lady is giving birth in the hospital. Her husband is sitting next to the doctor across the room from her. Suddenly a look of distress comes across her face and she begins screaming: ""CAN'T!.."" ""WON'T!.."" ""COULDN'T!.."" ""SHOULDN'T!.."". Her husband begins to feel deeply worried and turns to the doctor. The doctor turns back toward him, smiles and says: ""Don't worry, it's just contractions."".",4v88th,54,A lady is giving birth in the hospital...,"['lady', 'giving', 'birth', 'hospital', 'husband', 'sitting', 'next', 'doctor', 'across', 'room', 'suddenly', 'look', 'distress', 'come', 'across', 'face', 'begin', 'screaming', 'ca', 'wo', 'could', 'husband', 'begin', 'feel', 'deeply', 'worried', 'turn', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'turn', 'back', 'toward', 'smile', 'say', 'worry', 'contraction']","['lady', 'giving', 'birth', 'hospital']","['lady', 'giving', 'birth', 'hospital', 'husband', 'sitting', 'next', 'doctor', 'across', 'room', 'suddenly', 'look', 'distress', 'come', 'across', 'face', 'begin', 'screaming', 'ca', 'wo', 'could', 'husband', 'begin', 'feel', 'deeply', 'worried', 'turn', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'turn', 'back', 'toward', 'smile', 'say', 'worry', 'contraction', 'lady', 'giving', 'birth', 'hospital']",40
+"One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?""",4x7qu5,54,Two parrots were sitting on a perch...,"['one', 'turn', 'say', 'smell', 'fish']","['two', 'parrot', 'sitting', 'perch']","['one', 'turn', 'say', 'smell', 'fish', 'two', 'parrot', 'sitting', 'perch']",9
+I'd rather spend that £2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.,52emrc,54,Why would I donate £2 to save a kid's life?,"['rather', 'spend', 'condom', 'prevent', 'kid', 'life']","['would', 'donate', 'save', 'kid', 'life']","['rather', 'spend', 'condom', 'prevent', 'kid', 'life', 'would', 'donate', 'save', 'kid', 'life']",11
+Two Irishmen walked out of a pub.,2jelo3,54,The shortest Irish joke in the world.,"['two', 'irishman', 'walked', 'pub']","['shortest', 'irish', 'joke', 'world']","['two', 'irishman', 'walked', 'pub', 'shortest', 'irish', 'joke', 'world']",8
+Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;),2p03aq,54,Why is it fun to date teachers?,"['get', 'right', 'first', 'time', 'make']","['fun', 'date', 'teacher']","['get', 'right', 'first', 'time', 'make', 'fun', 'date', 'teacher']",8
+Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one,3tiw7y,54,"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk?","['boo', 'bee', 'dad', 'told', 'one']","['honey', 'bee', 'make', 'honey', 'type', 'bee', 'make', 'milk']","['boo', 'bee', 'dad', 'told', 'one', 'honey', 'bee', 'make', 'honey', 'type', 'bee', 'make', 'milk']",13
+You pick up the wrong phone.,1bqgho,54,Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number.,"['pick', 'wrong', 'phone']","['chuck', 'norris', 'dial', 'wrong', 'number']","['pick', 'wrong', 'phone', 'chuck', 'norris', 'dial', 'wrong', 'number']",8
+A hockey player takes a shower after three periods.,2bjwfk,54,What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?,"['hockey', 'player', 'take', 'shower', 'three', 'period']","['difference', 'hippie', 'chick', 'hockey', 'player']","['hockey', 'player', 'take', 'shower', 'three', 'period', 'difference', 'hippie', 'chick', 'hockey', 'player']",11
+,2riz49,54,A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.,[],"['recent', 'study', 'found', 'woman', 'carry', 'little', 'extra', 'weight', 'live', 'longer', 'men', 'mention']","['recent', 'study', 'found', 'woman', 'carry', 'little', 'extra', 'weight', 'live', 'longer', 'men', 'mention']",12
+...but only one screw to fill it. ,3jif1g,54,It takes many nails to build a crib...,"['one', 'screw', 'fill']","['take', 'many', 'nail', 'build', 'crib']","['one', 'screw', 'fill', 'take', 'many', 'nail', 'build', 'crib']",8
+"Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
+
+Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.",4y1s7u,54,Why is six afraid of seven?,"['six', 'since', 'left', 'vietnam', 'every', 'time', 'close', 'eye', 'see', 'charlie', 'hiding', 'darkness', 'forest', 'could', 'ever', 'see', 'bastard', 'mind', 'fast', 'knew', 'way', 'around', 'jungle', 'remembers', 'look', 'boy', 'face', 'walked', 'village', 'oh', 'jesus', 'think', 'sometimes', 'still', 'hears', 'tex', 'slow', 'southern', 'drawl', 'remembers', 'smell', 'brooklyn', 'cigarette', 'always', 'pack', 'luckys', 'boy', 'gone', 'know', 'forgets', 'sometimes', 'sometimes', 'way', 'seven', 'look', 'make', 'think', 'set', 'edge', 'feel', 'like', 'back', 'jungle', 'darkness', 'seven', 'hook', 'hand', 'well', 'scary']","['six', 'afraid', 'seven']","['six', 'since', 'left', 'vietnam', 'every', 'time', 'close', 'eye', 'see', 'charlie', 'hiding', 'darkness', 'forest', 'could', 'ever', 'see', 'bastard', 'mind', 'fast', 'knew', 'way', 'around', 'jungle', 'remembers', 'look', 'boy', 'face', 'walked', 'village', 'oh', 'jesus', 'think', 'sometimes', 'still', 'hears', 'tex', 'slow', 'southern', 'drawl', 'remembers', 'smell', 'brooklyn', 'cigarette', 'always', 'pack', 'luckys', 'boy', 'gone', 'know', 'forgets', 'sometimes', 'sometimes', 'way', 'seven', 'look', 'make', 'think', 'set', 'edge', 'feel', 'like', 'back', 'jungle', 'darkness', 'seven', 'hook', 'hand', 'well', 'scary', 'six', 'afraid', 'seven']",72
+"A zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a masochist were hanging out at the park when the zoophile suddenly blurted out:
+
+""Where do you find a cat around here? I really want to fuck a cat right now.""
+
+""Well,"" said the sadist, ""When you are done with fucking the cat, let me strangle the life out of it.""
+
+Not to be left out, the necrophiliac added: ""And when you are done killing the cat, let me fuck it!""
+
+After hearing what the others have said, the masochist uttered a single word: *Meow*.
+",2e73rs,54,What did the masochist say? [nsfw],"['zoophile', 'sadist', 'necrophiliac', 'masochist', 'hanging', 'park', 'zoophile', 'suddenly', 'blurted', 'find', 'cat', 'around', 'really', 'want', 'fuck', 'cat', 'right', 'well', 'said', 'sadist', 'done', 'fucking', 'cat', 'let', 'strangle', 'life', 'left', 'necrophiliac', 'added', 'done', 'killing', 'cat', 'let', 'fuck', 'hearing', 'others', 'said', 'masochist', 'uttered', 'single', 'word', 'meow']","['masochist', 'say', 'nsfw']","['zoophile', 'sadist', 'necrophiliac', 'masochist', 'hanging', 'park', 'zoophile', 'suddenly', 'blurted', 'find', 'cat', 'around', 'really', 'want', 'fuck', 'cat', 'right', 'well', 'said', 'sadist', 'done', 'fucking', 'cat', 'let', 'strangle', 'life', 'left', 'necrophiliac', 'added', 'done', 'killing', 'cat', 'let', 'fuck', 'hearing', 'others', 'said', 'masochist', 'uttered', 'single', 'word', 'meow', 'masochist', 'say', 'nsfw']",45
+"In fact it's not a joke, it's what we call 'baika' here, a funny story from someone's life. So here it goes
+
+A company of friends goes to Finnland. They move into a cottage village and one of them has to  take a shit after this really long way 'train - ferryboat - bus'. And it turns out to be a big-big shit. He presses the button to flush and the thing doesn't work.
+
+So the guy realizes he doesn't speak Finnish and chambermaids presumably don't speak Russian. But Soviet education system is the best in the world, and finally he finds two words in English that could help him. He goes out, finds a chambermaid and says to her:
+
+– Come!
+
+She follows him to the WC, he shows this really big pile of shit and says:
+
+– Look!
+
+He presses the button, and... it works!
+
+
+*sorry for my English*",2ggdd8,54,A Russian one (slightly NSFW),"['fact', 'joke', 'call', 'funny', 'story', 'someone', 'life', 'go', 'company', 'friend', 'go', 'finnland', 'move', 'cottage', 'village', 'one', 'take', 'shit', 'really', 'long', 'way', 'ferryboat', 'bus', 'turn', 'shit', 'press', 'button', 'flush', 'thing', 'work', 'guy', 'realizes', 'speak', 'finnish', 'chambermaid', 'presumably', 'speak', 'russian', 'soviet', 'education', 'system', 'best', 'world', 'finally', 'find', 'two', 'word', 'english', 'could', 'help', 'go', 'find', 'chambermaid', 'say', 'come', 'follows', 'wc', 'show', 'really', 'big', 'pile', 'shit', 'say', 'look', 'press', 'button', 'work', 'sorry', 'english']","['russian', 'one', 'slightly', 'nsfw']","['fact', 'joke', 'call', 'funny', 'story', 'someone', 'life', 'go', 'company', 'friend', 'go', 'finnland', 'move', 'cottage', 'village', 'one', 'take', 'shit', 'really', 'long', 'way', 'ferryboat', 'bus', 'turn', 'shit', 'press', 'button', 'flush', 'thing', 'work', 'guy', 'realizes', 'speak', 'finnish', 'chambermaid', 'presumably', 'speak', 'russian', 'soviet', 'education', 'system', 'best', 'world', 'finally', 'find', 'two', 'word', 'english', 'could', 'help', 'go', 'find', 'chambermaid', 'say', 'come', 'follows', 'wc', 'show', 'really', 'big', 'pile', 'shit', 'say', 'look', 'press', 'button', 'work', 'sorry', 'english', 'russian', 'one', 'slightly', 'nsfw']",73
+"A Mexican man finds a much needed job and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says he'll hire him ONLY if he can come up with a sentence using 3 words of his choice. The words are Green, Pink and Yellow. So the Mexican thinks for a second then replies (read in a Spanish accent) the phone goes Green Green, so I Pink it up and say Yellow?
+
+
+Jajaja",2n67qq,54,A Mexican Joke,"['mexican', 'man', 'find', 'much', 'needed', 'job', 'asks', 'owner', 'hire', 'owner', 'say', 'hire', 'come', 'sentence', 'using', 'word', 'choice', 'word', 'green', 'pink', 'yellow', 'mexican', 'think', 'second', 'reply', 'read', 'spanish', 'accent', 'phone', 'go', 'green', 'green', 'pink', 'say', 'yellow', 'jajaja']","['mexican', 'joke']","['mexican', 'man', 'find', 'much', 'needed', 'job', 'asks', 'owner', 'hire', 'owner', 'say', 'hire', 'come', 'sentence', 'using', 'word', 'choice', 'word', 'green', 'pink', 'yellow', 'mexican', 'think', 'second', 'reply', 'read', 'spanish', 'accent', 'phone', 'go', 'green', 'green', 'pink', 'say', 'yellow', 'jajaja', 'mexican', 'joke']",38
+"""You've still got it!"" said somebody in the crowd.
+
+Unfortunately it was the doctor with my latest test results.",2qzynx,54,Yesterday I was playing football for the first time in a year after suffering from a serious illness.,"['still', 'got', 'said', 'somebody', 'crowd', 'unfortunately', 'doctor', 'latest', 'test', 'result']","['yesterday', 'playing', 'football', 'first', 'time', 'year', 'suffering', 'serious', 'illness']","['still', 'got', 'said', 'somebody', 'crowd', 'unfortunately', 'doctor', 'latest', 'test', 'result', 'yesterday', 'playing', 'football', 'first', 'time', 'year', 'suffering', 'serious', 'illness']",19
+"Tequila mockingbird
+
+
+Or Ernest Hemingway",2oo6p7,54,What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?,"['tequila', 'mockingbird', 'ernest', 'hemingway']","['get', 'mix', 'literature', 'alcohol']","['tequila', 'mockingbird', 'ernest', 'hemingway', 'get', 'mix', 'literature', 'alcohol']",8
+"and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.
+
+I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.",2v7vfu,54,I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend,"['sore', 'loser', 'losing', 'badly', 'got', 'extremely', 'angry', 'picked', 'bag', 'started', 'throwing', 'word', 'beginning', 'managed', 'dodge', 'see', 'coming']","['playing', 'quiet', 'game', 'scrabble', 'friend']","['sore', 'loser', 'losing', 'badly', 'got', 'extremely', 'angry', 'picked', 'bag', 'started', 'throwing', 'word', 'beginning', 'managed', 'dodge', 'see', 'coming', 'playing', 'quiet', 'game', 'scrabble', 'friend']",22
+"
+I was telling my son the ""knock knock who's there banana 
+
+joke"", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As 
+
+I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said ""you 
+
+shouldn't stand so close to the door""
+
+",4dajhw,54,My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke,"['telling', 'son', 'knock', 'knock', 'banana', 'joke', 'laughed', 'told', 'tell', 'said', 'knock', 'knock', 'backhanded', 'face', 'said', 'stand', 'close', 'door']","['year', 'old', 'painful', 'twist', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']","['telling', 'son', 'knock', 'knock', 'banana', 'joke', 'laughed', 'told', 'tell', 'said', 'knock', 'knock', 'backhanded', 'face', 'said', 'stand', 'close', 'door', 'year', 'old', 'painful', 'twist', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']",25
+Which doesn't quite fit in the username box,37j7f3,54,Life is like a box of chocolates,"['quite', 'fit', 'username', 'box']","['life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['quite', 'fit', 'username', 'box', 'life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",8
+"interviewer: So what makes you think you're qualified for this position?  
+man: Well, to be honest, I think it's in my genes.  
+interviewer: You mean you have family members who have worked for Comcast?  
+man: No, I mean my grandfather was a Nazi.",3edzxb,54,A man is applying for a position at Comcast,"['interviewer', 'make', 'think', 'qualified', 'position', 'man', 'well', 'honest', 'think', 'gene', 'interviewer', 'mean', 'family', 'member', 'worked', 'comcast', 'man', 'mean', 'grandfather', 'nazi']","['man', 'applying', 'position', 'comcast']","['interviewer', 'make', 'think', 'qualified', 'position', 'man', 'well', 'honest', 'think', 'gene', 'interviewer', 'mean', 'family', 'member', 'worked', 'comcast', 'man', 'mean', 'grandfather', 'nazi', 'man', 'applying', 'position', 'comcast']",24
+"The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
+
+
+The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
+
+
+The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
+
+
+Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
+
+
+The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
+
+
+Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels …
+
+
+The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
+
+
+Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.",1puq05,54,Terrorism is a serious issue,"['english', 'feeling', 'pinch', 'relation', 'recent', 'event', 'syria', 'therefore', 'raised', 'security', 'level', 'miffed', 'soon', 'though', 'security', 'level', 'may', 'raised', 'yet', 'irritated', 'even', 'bit', 'english', 'bit', 'cross', 'since', 'blitz', 'tea', 'supply', 'nearly', 'ran', 'terrorist', 'tiresome', 'bloody', 'last', 'time', 'british', 'issued', 'bloody', 'nuisance', 'warning', 'level', 'threatened', 'spanish', 'armada', 'scot', 'raised', 'threat', 'level', 'pissed', 'let', 'get', 'level', 'reason', 'used', 'front', 'line', 'british', 'army', 'last', 'year', 'french', 'government', 'announced', 'yesterday', 'raised', 'terror', 'alert', 'level', 'run', 'two', 'higher', 'level', 'france', 'collaborate', 'rise', 'precipitated', 'recent', 'fire', 'destroyed', 'france', 'white', 'flag', 'factory', 'effectively', 'paralyzing', 'country', 'military', 'capability', 'italy', 'increased', 'alert', 'level', 'shout', 'loudly', 'excitedly', 'elaborate', 'military', 'two', 'level', 'remain', 'ineffective', 'combat', 'operation', 'change', 'german', 'increased', 'alert', 'state', 'disdainful', 'arrogance', 'dress', 'uniform', 'sing', 'marching', 'also', 'two', 'higher', 'level', 'invade', 'neighbour', 'belgian', 'hand', 'holiday', 'usual', 'threat', 'worried', 'nato', 'pulling', 'brussels', 'spanish', 'excited', 'see', 'new', 'submarine', 'ready', 'deploy', 'beautifully', 'designed', 'sub', 'glass', 'bottom', 'new', 'spanish', 'navy', 'get', 'really', 'good', 'look', 'old', 'spanish', 'navy', 'australia', 'meanwhile', 'raised', 'security', 'level', 'worry', 'right', 'two', 'escalation', 'level', 'remain', 'crikey', 'think', 'need', 'cancel', 'barbie', 'weekend', 'barbie', 'far', 'situation', 'ever', 'warranted', 'use', 'last', 'final', 'escalation', 'level']","['terrorism', 'serious', 'issue']","['english', 'feeling', 'pinch', 'relation', 'recent', 'event', 'syria', 'therefore', 'raised', 'security', 'level', 'miffed', 'soon', 'though', 'security', 'level', 'may', 'raised', 'yet', 'irritated', 'even', 'bit', 'english', 'bit', 'cross', 'since', 'blitz', 'tea', 'supply', 'nearly', 'ran', 'terrorist', 'tiresome', 'bloody', 'last', 'time', 'british', 'issued', 'bloody', 'nuisance', 'warning', 'level', 'threatened', 'spanish', 'armada', 'scot', 'raised', 'threat', 'level', 'pissed', 'let', 'get', 'level', 'reason', 'used', 'front', 'line', 'british', 'army', 'last', 'year', 'french', 'government', 'announced', 'yesterday', 'raised', 'terror', 'alert', 'level', 'run', 'two', 'higher', 'level', 'france', 'collaborate', 'rise', 'precipitated', 'recent', 'fire', 'destroyed', 'france', 'white', 'flag', 'factory', 'effectively', 'paralyzing', 'country', 'military', 'capability', 'italy', 'increased', 'alert', 'level', 'shout', 'loudly', 'excitedly', 'elaborate', 'military', 'two', 'level', 'remain', 'ineffective', 'combat', 'operation', 'change', 'german', 'increased', 'alert', 'state', 'disdainful', 'arrogance', 'dress', 'uniform', 'sing', 'marching', 'also', 'two', 'higher', 'level', 'invade', 'neighbour', 'belgian', 'hand', 'holiday', 'usual', 'threat', 'worried', 'nato', 'pulling', 'brussels', 'spanish', 'excited', 'see', 'new', 'submarine', 'ready', 'deploy', 'beautifully', 'designed', 'sub', 'glass', 'bottom', 'new', 'spanish', 'navy', 'get', 'really', 'good', 'look', 'old', 'spanish', 'navy', 'australia', 'meanwhile', 'raised', 'security', 'level', 'worry', 'right', 'two', 'escalation', 'level', 'remain', 'crikey', 'think', 'need', 'cancel', 'barbie', 'weekend', 'barbie', 'far', 'situation', 'ever', 'warranted', 'use', 'last', 'final', 'escalation', 'level', 'terrorism', 'serious', 'issue']",182
+You can unscrew a lightbulb. ,1njag6,54,What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?,"['unscrew', 'lightbulb']","['difference', 'pregnant', 'lady', 'lightbulb']","['unscrew', 'lightbulb', 'difference', 'pregnant', 'lady', 'lightbulb']",6
+"Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
+
+",3mrmsm,54,Why is religion like mobile gaming?,[],"['religion', 'like', 'mobile', 'gaming']","['religion', 'like', 'mobile', 'gaming']",4
+"The parents and the doctor have a meeting to discuss the kid's future. To the doctor's surprise, the father's first question isn't about his son's ears. 
+
+Father: ""How's his eyesight?""
+Doctor: ""It seems fine, but why do you ask?""
+Father: ""That's a HUGE relief, because if he had to wear glasses he'd be REALLY fucked""",2dc60m,54,A boy was born without ears...,"['parent', 'doctor', 'meeting', 'discus', 'kid', 'future', 'doctor', 'surprise', 'father', 'first', 'question', 'son', 'ear', 'father', 'eyesight', 'doctor', 'seems', 'fine', 'ask', 'father', 'huge', 'relief', 'wear', 'glass', 'really', 'fucked']","['boy', 'born', 'without', 'ear']","['parent', 'doctor', 'meeting', 'discus', 'kid', 'future', 'doctor', 'surprise', 'father', 'first', 'question', 'son', 'ear', 'father', 'eyesight', 'doctor', 'seems', 'fine', 'ask', 'father', 'huge', 'relief', 'wear', 'glass', 'really', 'fucked', 'boy', 'born', 'without', 'ear']",30
+Minnow-pause,33vjje,54,What do you call it when fish stop having babies?,[],"['call', 'fish', 'stop', 'baby']","['call', 'fish', 'stop', 'baby']",4
+"A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking'
+
+He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'.",1cqmz4,54,Another blonde joke,"['blonde', 'tell', 'husband', 'reply', 'two', 'aspirin', 'pain', 'clear', 'right']","['another', 'blonde', 'joke']","['blonde', 'tell', 'husband', 'reply', 'two', 'aspirin', 'pain', 'clear', 'right', 'another', 'blonde', 'joke']",12
+"A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.",3fynsf,54,It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.,"['sealion', 'like', 'seal', 'either', 'gained', 'lost', 'electron']","['important', 'distinguish', 'seal', 'sealion']","['sealion', 'like', 'seal', 'either', 'gained', 'lost', 'electron', 'important', 'distinguish', 'seal', 'sealion']",11
+My wife did not like her.,5skho5,54,I introduced my girlfriend to my family,"['wife', 'like']","['introduced', 'girlfriend', 'family']","['wife', 'like', 'introduced', 'girlfriend', 'family']",5
+"'Mum, I have a stomach ache...'
+
+'Don't worry, honey,' says the mother. 'It's only aching because you have an empty stomach.'
+
+Little Johnny acknowledges this and calms down. In the evening, Little Johnny's parents welcome an esteemed guest: the Under Secretary of Interior. During the course of the evening, the Under Secretary says:
+
+'Dear Madam, could I get some painkiller please? I have a horrible headache...'
+
+Little Johnny looks up from his drawing in the corner and says:
+
+'Don't worry, sir! It's only aching because you have an empty head!'",4y78ou,54,Little Johnny is complaining to his mother early in the morning,"['stomach', 'ache', 'worry', 'honey', 'say', 'mother', 'aching', 'empty', 'stomach', 'little', 'johnny', 'acknowledges', 'calm', 'evening', 'little', 'johnny', 'parent', 'welcome', 'esteemed', 'guest', 'secretary', 'interior', 'course', 'evening', 'secretary', 'say', 'madam', 'could', 'get', 'painkiller', 'please', 'horrible', 'headache', 'little', 'johnny', 'look', 'drawing', 'corner', 'say', 'worry', 'sir', 'aching', 'empty', 'head']","['little', 'johnny', 'complaining', 'mother', 'early', 'morning']","['stomach', 'ache', 'worry', 'honey', 'say', 'mother', 'aching', 'empty', 'stomach', 'little', 'johnny', 'acknowledges', 'calm', 'evening', 'little', 'johnny', 'parent', 'welcome', 'esteemed', 'guest', 'secretary', 'interior', 'course', 'evening', 'secretary', 'say', 'madam', 'could', 'get', 'painkiller', 'please', 'horrible', 'headache', 'little', 'johnny', 'look', 'drawing', 'corner', 'say', 'worry', 'sir', 'aching', 'empty', 'head', 'little', 'johnny', 'complaining', 'mother', 'early', 'morning']",50
+Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!,1r9bk6,54,What's the best thing about being a meth addict?,"['four', 'sleep', 'christmas']","['best', 'thing', 'meth', 'addict']","['four', 'sleep', 'christmas', 'best', 'thing', 'meth', 'addict']",7
+"Doctor: ""No, last time I gave you some you threw your back out""
+Patient: ""Doc, you dont understand. I got two girls coming over tonight.""
+Doctor: ""All right, but you better not come in tomorrow complaining about your back""
+
+The guy comes back into the doctor's office the next day.
+
+Doctor: ""See I knew you'd throw your back out""
+Patient: ""No doc, my back's fine. The girls never showed up, but I threw my shoulder out""",42p900,54,Guy goes to the doctor to get some viagra...,"['doctor', 'last', 'time', 'gave', 'threw', 'back', 'patient', 'doc', 'dont', 'understand', 'got', 'two', 'girl', 'coming', 'tonight', 'doctor', 'right', 'better', 'come', 'tomorrow', 'complaining', 'back', 'guy', 'come', 'back', 'doctor', 'office', 'next', 'day', 'doctor', 'see', 'knew', 'throw', 'back', 'patient', 'doc', 'back', 'fine', 'girl', 'never', 'showed', 'threw', 'shoulder']","['guy', 'go', 'doctor', 'get', 'viagra']","['doctor', 'last', 'time', 'gave', 'threw', 'back', 'patient', 'doc', 'dont', 'understand', 'got', 'two', 'girl', 'coming', 'tonight', 'doctor', 'right', 'better', 'come', 'tomorrow', 'complaining', 'back', 'guy', 'come', 'back', 'doctor', 'office', 'next', 'day', 'doctor', 'see', 'knew', 'throw', 'back', 'patient', 'doc', 'back', 'fine', 'girl', 'never', 'showed', 'threw', 'shoulder', 'guy', 'go', 'doctor', 'get', 'viagra']",48
+"A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto  . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. 
+
+One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs. 
+
+Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts. 
+
+On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... 
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ 
+
+
+
+What were you 
+Thinking? 
+
+Her husband speaks English! 
+
+",3bvu9m,54,NO Speak English,"['russian', 'woman', 'married', 'canadian', 'gentleman', 'lived', 'happily', 'ever', 'toronto', 'poor', 'lady', 'proficient', 'english', 'manage', 'communicate', 'husband', 'real', 'problem', 'arose', 'whenever', 'shop', 'grocery', 'one', 'day', 'went', 'butcher', 'wanted', 'buy', 'chicken', 'leg', 'know', 'put', 'forward', 'request', 'desperation', 'clucked', 'like', 'chicken', 'lifted', 'skirt', 'show', 'thigh', 'butcher', 'got', 'message', 'gave', 'chicken', 'leg', 'next', 'day', 'needed', 'get', 'chicken', 'breast', 'know', 'say', 'clucked', 'like', 'chicken', 'unbuttoned', 'blouse', 'show', 'butcher', 'breast', 'butcher', 'understood', 'gave', 'chicken', 'breast', 'day', 'poor', 'lady', 'needed', 'buy', 'sausage', 'unable', 'find', 'way', 'communicate', 'brought', 'husband', 'store', 'thinking', 'husband', 'speaks', 'english']","['speak', 'english']","['russian', 'woman', 'married', 'canadian', 'gentleman', 'lived', 'happily', 'ever', 'toronto', 'poor', 'lady', 'proficient', 'english', 'manage', 'communicate', 'husband', 'real', 'problem', 'arose', 'whenever', 'shop', 'grocery', 'one', 'day', 'went', 'butcher', 'wanted', 'buy', 'chicken', 'leg', 'know', 'put', 'forward', 'request', 'desperation', 'clucked', 'like', 'chicken', 'lifted', 'skirt', 'show', 'thigh', 'butcher', 'got', 'message', 'gave', 'chicken', 'leg', 'next', 'day', 'needed', 'get', 'chicken', 'breast', 'know', 'say', 'clucked', 'like', 'chicken', 'unbuttoned', 'blouse', 'show', 'butcher', 'breast', 'butcher', 'understood', 'gave', 'chicken', 'breast', 'day', 'poor', 'lady', 'needed', 'buy', 'sausage', 'unable', 'find', 'way', 'communicate', 'brought', 'husband', 'store', 'thinking', 'husband', 'speaks', 'english', 'speak', 'english']",88
+But I can pull a hair out of my ass. ,1em6rx,54,I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat.,"['pull', 'hair', 'as']","['ca', 'pull', 'rabbit', 'hat']","['pull', 'hair', 'as', 'ca', 'pull', 'rabbit', 'hat']",7
+"Live longer, than the men, that mention it.",27uvv9,54,"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight...","['live', 'longer', 'men', 'mention']","['latest', 'reserch', 'show', 'woman', 'extra', 'weight']","['live', 'longer', 'men', 'mention', 'latest', 'reserch', 'show', 'woman', 'extra', 'weight']",10
+Defeeted,3cifvz,54,How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?,['defeeted'],"['woman', 'feel', 'leg', 'amputated']","['defeeted', 'woman', 'feel', 'leg', 'amputated']",5
+"Go for the juggler. 
+
+This is my favorite joke that I have read on here. ",4z660l,54,What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?,"['go', 'juggler', 'favorite', 'joke', 'read']","['get', 'fight', 'group', 'clown']","['go', 'juggler', 'favorite', 'joke', 'read', 'get', 'fight', 'group', 'clown']",9
+He's only got small legs.,1do8hs,54,What's E.T. short for?,"['got', 'small', 'leg']",['short'],"['got', 'small', 'leg', 'short']",4
+Cross country,4otfrn,54,What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?,"['cross', 'country']","['mexican', 'favorite', 'olympic', 'event']","['cross', 'country', 'mexican', 'favorite', 'olympic', 'event']",6
+"a discussion between a drunk guest and another guest:
+
+*- Damn me if that's not the most ugly bride i have ever seen!*
+- Excuse me?!!! That's my daughter!!!
+*- Oh, sorry i didn't know you are her father!*
+- I'm not her father, i'm her mother!",2bxmsk,54,At a wedding...,"['discussion', 'drunk', 'guest', 'another', 'guest', 'damn', 'ugly', 'bride', 'ever', 'seen', 'excuse', 'daughter', 'oh', 'sorry', 'know', 'father', 'father', 'mother']",['wedding'],"['discussion', 'drunk', 'guest', 'another', 'guest', 'damn', 'ugly', 'bride', 'ever', 'seen', 'excuse', 'daughter', 'oh', 'sorry', 'know', 'father', 'father', 'mother', 'wedding']",19
+Look for the fresh prints.,4y9tpl,54,How do you find Will Smith in the snow?,"['look', 'fresh', 'print']","['find', 'smith', 'snow']","['look', 'fresh', 'print', 'find', 'smith', 'snow']",6
+"At school one day Little Johnny's teacher announced that she was going to say a famous quote and that whoever could correctly guess the person who said that quote would be able to leave school early.  Little Johnny gets all excited because he knows his history.
+
+So the teacher asks first:  ""Who said 'Four score and seven years ago..'""  Little Johnny immediately raises his hand.  
+
+""Yes Sarah who said that?"" the teacher asks.
+
+""Well President Abraham Lincoln said that.""
+
+""Very good Sarah.  You can go home early now.""
+
+Little Johnny is annoyed but knows he will get the next one right.  Then the teacher asks:  ""Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you....'""
+
+Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat at this point.  The teacher says ""Ok Barbara, who said that?""
+
+""President John F. Kennedy said that ma'am.""
+
+""Very good Barbara.  You can go home early.""
+
+Little Johnny gets so angry he yells out ""I wish all you bitches would shut the hell up!!""
+
+The teacher looks around and says ""Who said that?""
+
+Little Johnny raises his hand and says ""Tiger Woods can I go home now?""
+",2pdjmu,54,Famous quotes....,"['school', 'one', 'day', 'little', 'johnny', 'teacher', 'announced', 'going', 'say', 'famous', 'quote', 'whoever', 'could', 'correctly', 'guess', 'person', 'said', 'quote', 'would', 'able', 'leave', 'school', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'get', 'excited', 'know', 'history', 'teacher', 'asks', 'first', 'said', 'score', 'seven', 'year', 'ago', 'little', 'johnny', 'immediately', 'raise', 'hand', 'yes', 'sarah', 'said', 'teacher', 'asks', 'well', 'president', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'said', 'good', 'sarah', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'annoyed', 'know', 'get', 'next', 'one', 'right', 'teacher', 'asks', 'said', 'country', 'little', 'johnny', 'almost', 'jumping', 'seat', 'point', 'teacher', 'say', 'ok', 'barbara', 'said', 'president', 'john', 'kennedy', 'said', 'good', 'barbara', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'get', 'angry', 'yell', 'wish', 'bitch', 'would', 'shut', 'hell', 'teacher', 'look', 'around', 'say', 'said', 'little', 'johnny', 'raise', 'hand', 'say', 'tiger', 'wood', 'go', 'home']","['famous', 'quote']","['school', 'one', 'day', 'little', 'johnny', 'teacher', 'announced', 'going', 'say', 'famous', 'quote', 'whoever', 'could', 'correctly', 'guess', 'person', 'said', 'quote', 'would', 'able', 'leave', 'school', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'get', 'excited', 'know', 'history', 'teacher', 'asks', 'first', 'said', 'score', 'seven', 'year', 'ago', 'little', 'johnny', 'immediately', 'raise', 'hand', 'yes', 'sarah', 'said', 'teacher', 'asks', 'well', 'president', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'said', 'good', 'sarah', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'annoyed', 'know', 'get', 'next', 'one', 'right', 'teacher', 'asks', 'said', 'country', 'little', 'johnny', 'almost', 'jumping', 'seat', 'point', 'teacher', 'say', 'ok', 'barbara', 'said', 'president', 'john', 'kennedy', 'said', 'good', 'barbara', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'little', 'johnny', 'get', 'angry', 'yell', 'wish', 'bitch', 'would', 'shut', 'hell', 'teacher', 'look', 'around', 'say', 'said', 'little', 'johnny', 'raise', 'hand', 'say', 'tiger', 'wood', 'go', 'home', 'famous', 'quote']",115
+"What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!""
+When do we want them? ""RIGH",2nfmbn,54,"T NOW!""","['want', 'time', 'travel', 'joke', 'want', 'righ']",[],"['want', 'time', 'travel', 'joke', 'want', 'righ']",6
+"Three guys go to hell. A fat guy, a sex addict, and a pothead.
+
+The devil goes up to these guys and says - listen, I'm feeling nice today. I'm going to let each of you choose ONE thing and I'll lock you away in a room for a thousand years with it. The guys all look at each other in disbelief, thinking this deal is too good to be true. So the devil asks the fat guy what will it be. He responds- FOOD! the sex addict says he wants to HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN! the pothead says ill take some WEED! 
+
+So now, a thousand years goes by and the devil decides to go open these three doors. When he opens the door to the fat guy, a 6 foot wave of disgusting smelly shit and piss comes flowing out, because he gave the fat guy all this food but no toilets. He opens the door to the sex addict and he finds a guy covered in blisters and STDs because he didn't have any condoms. Now the devil gets to the last door. He opens the door to the pothead and the pothead says - YOU GOT FUCKIN A LIGHT MAN!?!",4tourn,54,"Three guys go to hell. A fat guy, a sex addict, and a pothead...","['three', 'guy', 'go', 'hell', 'fat', 'guy', 'sex', 'addict', 'pothead', 'devil', 'go', 'guy', 'say', 'listen', 'feeling', 'nice', 'today', 'going', 'let', 'choose', 'one', 'thing', 'lock', 'away', 'room', 'thousand', 'year', 'guy', 'look', 'disbelief', 'thinking', 'deal', 'good', 'true', 'devil', 'asks', 'fat', 'guy', 'food', 'sex', 'addict', 'say', 'want', 'sex', 'woman', 'pothead', 'say', 'ill', 'take', 'weed', 'thousand', 'year', 'go', 'devil', 'decides', 'go', 'open', 'three', 'door', 'open', 'door', 'fat', 'guy', 'foot', 'wave', 'disgusting', 'smelly', 'shit', 'piss', 'come', 'flowing', 'gave', 'fat', 'guy', 'food', 'toilet', 'open', 'door', 'sex', 'addict', 'find', 'guy', 'covered', 'blister', 'std', 'condom', 'devil', 'get', 'last', 'door', 'open', 'door', 'pothead', 'pothead', 'say', 'got', 'fuckin', 'light', 'man']","['three', 'guy', 'go', 'hell', 'fat', 'guy', 'sex', 'addict', 'pothead']","['three', 'guy', 'go', 'hell', 'fat', 'guy', 'sex', 'addict', 'pothead', 'devil', 'go', 'guy', 'say', 'listen', 'feeling', 'nice', 'today', 'going', 'let', 'choose', 'one', 'thing', 'lock', 'away', 'room', 'thousand', 'year', 'guy', 'look', 'disbelief', 'thinking', 'deal', 'good', 'true', 'devil', 'asks', 'fat', 'guy', 'food', 'sex', 'addict', 'say', 'want', 'sex', 'woman', 'pothead', 'say', 'ill', 'take', 'weed', 'thousand', 'year', 'go', 'devil', 'decides', 'go', 'open', 'three', 'door', 'open', 'door', 'fat', 'guy', 'foot', 'wave', 'disgusting', 'smelly', 'shit', 'piss', 'come', 'flowing', 'gave', 'fat', 'guy', 'food', 'toilet', 'open', 'door', 'sex', 'addict', 'find', 'guy', 'covered', 'blister', 'std', 'condom', 'devil', 'get', 'last', 'door', 'open', 'door', 'pothead', 'pothead', 'say', 'got', 'fuckin', 'light', 'man', 'three', 'guy', 'go', 'hell', 'fat', 'guy', 'sex', 'addict', 'pothead']",108
+So people don't mistake them for feminists,1os7nt,54,Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?,"['people', 'mistake', 'feminist']","['sumo', 'wrestler', 'shave', 'leg']","['people', 'mistake', 'feminist', 'sumo', 'wrestler', 'shave', 'leg']",7
+"A Russian billionaire moved to London, but after a week he felt terribly ill. So he went to the doctor. “Doctor, doctor,” he said, “I just moved here from Moscow, and I feel so terribly sick.” The doctor examined him and said, “I think I have just the cure. This is what you need to do: get a bucket, put a dead fish in it, piss in it, pour in a bottle of vodka and a glass of gasoline, then mix it all together with a stick. Cover it and let it sit for a few days, then take a good long whiff of it every day for one week.”
+Two weeks later the Russian returned to the doctor: “Doctor, I’m cured, thank you so much! What was wrong with me?”
+“You were homesick.”",2rf8vs,54,A Russian billionaire moved to London…,"['russian', 'billionaire', 'moved', 'london', 'week', 'felt', 'terribly', 'ill', 'went', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'said', 'moved', 'moscow', 'feel', 'terribly', 'doctor', 'examined', 'said', 'think', 'cure', 'need', 'get', 'bucket', 'put', 'dead', 'fish', 'piss', 'pour', 'bottle', 'vodka', 'glass', 'gasoline', 'mix', 'together', 'stick', 'cover', 'let', 'sit', 'day', 'take', 'good', 'long', 'whiff', 'every', 'day', 'one', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'russian', 'returned', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'cured', 'thank', 'much', 'wrong', 'homesick']","['russian', 'billionaire', 'moved']","['russian', 'billionaire', 'moved', 'london', 'week', 'felt', 'terribly', 'ill', 'went', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'said', 'moved', 'moscow', 'feel', 'terribly', 'doctor', 'examined', 'said', 'think', 'cure', 'need', 'get', 'bucket', 'put', 'dead', 'fish', 'piss', 'pour', 'bottle', 'vodka', 'glass', 'gasoline', 'mix', 'together', 'stick', 'cover', 'let', 'sit', 'day', 'take', 'good', 'long', 'whiff', 'every', 'day', 'one', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'russian', 'returned', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'cured', 'thank', 'much', 'wrong', 'homesick', 'russian', 'billionaire', 'moved']",63
+Neither did he.,4p2f0p,54,Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears?,['neither'],"['hear', 'guy', 'born', 'without', 'ear']","['neither', 'hear', 'guy', 'born', 'without', 'ear']",6
+"... if you're fat, it won't last long.",46refl,54,Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates...,"['fat', 'wo', 'last', 'long']","['momma', 'always', 'said', 'life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['fat', 'wo', 'last', 'long', 'momma', 'always', 'said', 'life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",11
+because every time I burn it I get stoned.,2h4g3x,54,I call my weed the Quran...,"['every', 'time', 'burn', 'get', 'stoned']","['call', 'weed', 'quran']","['every', 'time', 'burn', 'get', 'stoned', 'call', 'weed', 'quran']",8
+"The dog sniffs around me for a bit and barks to the officer. 
+The officer walks up to me and says, ""Where are the drugs? The dog says he could smell them off you."" 
+I reply, ""Drugs? What drugs? You're the one talking to dogs.""",32f4pi,54,A Cop and His Trained Dog Stop me on a Sidewalk,"['dog', 'sniff', 'around', 'bit', 'bark', 'officer', 'officer', 'walk', 'say', 'drug', 'dog', 'say', 'could', 'smell', 'reply', 'drug', 'drug', 'one', 'talking', 'dog']","['cop', 'trained', 'dog', 'stop', 'sidewalk']","['dog', 'sniff', 'around', 'bit', 'bark', 'officer', 'officer', 'walk', 'say', 'drug', 'dog', 'say', 'could', 'smell', 'reply', 'drug', 'drug', 'one', 'talking', 'dog', 'cop', 'trained', 'dog', 'stop', 'sidewalk']",25
+"My grandmother died in 1975, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store on Brunswick Street , the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk… 
+Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 10. We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 
+“And remember always this thing,” she said. “Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.” 
+ “How come, Grandma?” I asked her. She answered in her soft voice.. 
+“Makes your dick look bigger.” 
+",3a6qgl,54,Grandma,"['grandmother', 'died', 'birthday', 'coming', 'always', 'cause', 'reminisce', 'long', 'walk', 'used', 'take', 'store', 'brunswick', 'street', 'quarter', 'gave', 'meaningless', 'job', 'like', 'pulling', 'weed', 'washing', 'gem', 'good', 'one', 'remember', 'jewel', 'crown', 'grandmotherly', 'advice', 'occurred', 'sitting', 'park', 'finished', 'collecting', 'soda', 'bottle', 'deposit', 'money', 'beautiful', 'spring', 'day', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'find', 'wonderful', 'woman', 'start', 'family', 'remember', 'always', 'thing', 'said', 'sure', 'marry', 'woman', 'small', 'come', 'grandma', 'asked', 'answered', 'soft', 'voice', 'make', 'dick', 'look', 'bigger']",['grandma'],"['grandmother', 'died', 'birthday', 'coming', 'always', 'cause', 'reminisce', 'long', 'walk', 'used', 'take', 'store', 'brunswick', 'street', 'quarter', 'gave', 'meaningless', 'job', 'like', 'pulling', 'weed', 'washing', 'gem', 'good', 'one', 'remember', 'jewel', 'crown', 'grandmotherly', 'advice', 'occurred', 'sitting', 'park', 'finished', 'collecting', 'soda', 'bottle', 'deposit', 'money', 'beautiful', 'spring', 'day', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'find', 'wonderful', 'woman', 'start', 'family', 'remember', 'always', 'thing', 'said', 'sure', 'marry', 'woman', 'small', 'come', 'grandma', 'asked', 'answered', 'soft', 'voice', 'make', 'dick', 'look', 'bigger', 'grandma']",70
+"a beautiful woman enters the bus. She takes the seat next to him and both start to exchange looks.
+
+After a while the man takes all his confidence and asks her ""So, what's your name, beautiful lady?""
+
+She smiles and says ""Carmen! ... but my real name is Sarah actually.""
+
+""So why do you prefer Carmen then?!""
+
+""Well... first of all... I like cars... and the second reason is: I loooove men!""
+
+""That makes sense!"" says the man laughing.
+
+""So what is your name?"" Carmen asks with a big smiley on her lips.
+
+""My name is beercunt."" 
+
+
+",3coch0,54,A man sits in a bus when...,"['beautiful', 'woman', 'enters', 'bus', 'take', 'seat', 'next', 'start', 'exchange', 'look', 'man', 'take', 'confidence', 'asks', 'name', 'beautiful', 'lady', 'smile', 'say', 'carmen', 'real', 'name', 'sarah', 'actually', 'prefer', 'carmen', 'well', 'first', 'like', 'car', 'second', 'reason', 'loooove', 'men', 'make', 'sense', 'say', 'man', 'laughing', 'name', 'carmen', 'asks', 'big', 'smiley', 'lip', 'name', 'beercunt']","['man', 'sits', 'bus']","['beautiful', 'woman', 'enters', 'bus', 'take', 'seat', 'next', 'start', 'exchange', 'look', 'man', 'take', 'confidence', 'asks', 'name', 'beautiful', 'lady', 'smile', 'say', 'carmen', 'real', 'name', 'sarah', 'actually', 'prefer', 'carmen', 'well', 'first', 'like', 'car', 'second', 'reason', 'loooove', 'men', 'make', 'sense', 'say', 'man', 'laughing', 'name', 'carmen', 'asks', 'big', 'smiley', 'lip', 'name', 'beercunt', 'man', 'sits', 'bus']",50
+"To find his wife sitting seductively on the couch in sexy lingerie. She looks at him coyly and asks, ""Have you ever seen a dollar all crumpled up?""
+
+The man replies, ""No...""
+
+His wife reaches near her breast and pulls out a crumpled up $1 bill. She then asks him, ""Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?""
+
+""Not that I'm aware of."" Says the man with a puzzled look on his face.
+
+His wife pulls a $50 bill out of her garter, crumples it up, and throws it at his feet.  
+
+She then asks him, ""Have you ever seen *fifty thousand dollars* all crumpled up?
+
+""I'm certain that's something I've never seen."" Her husband says with confidence.
+
+His wife says, ""Go look in the garage, I wrecked the car""",2whzli,54,A man comes home...,"['find', 'wife', 'sitting', 'seductively', 'couch', 'sexy', 'lingerie', 'look', 'coyly', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'man', 'reply', 'wife', 'reach', 'near', 'breast', 'pull', 'crumpled', 'bill', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'aware', 'say', 'man', 'puzzled', 'look', 'face', 'wife', 'pull', 'bill', 'garter', 'crumples', 'throw', 'foot', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'fifty', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'certain', 'something', 'never', 'seen', 'husband', 'say', 'confidence', 'wife', 'say', 'go', 'look', 'garage', 'wrecked', 'car']","['man', 'come', 'home']","['find', 'wife', 'sitting', 'seductively', 'couch', 'sexy', 'lingerie', 'look', 'coyly', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'man', 'reply', 'wife', 'reach', 'near', 'breast', 'pull', 'crumpled', 'bill', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'aware', 'say', 'man', 'puzzled', 'look', 'face', 'wife', 'pull', 'bill', 'garter', 'crumples', 'throw', 'foot', 'asks', 'ever', 'seen', 'fifty', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'crumpled', 'certain', 'something', 'never', 'seen', 'husband', 'say', 'confidence', 'wife', 'say', 'go', 'look', 'garage', 'wrecked', 'car', 'man', 'come', 'home']",66
+Nun,4oncfb,54,How much pussy does a Monk get?,['nun'],"['much', 'pussy', 'monk', 'get']","['nun', 'much', 'pussy', 'monk', 'get']",5
+"Satan walks in, takes a seat, and starts talking.
+
+""I'm here to make you an offer. I will give you all the fame, success, power, and wealth that you've ever desired. You'll be the top of your field; you can even get into politics, if you want. Schools will adopt your name. Want to own an island? How about three islands? All of that, and more...  
+""...and the only thing I ask for in exchange is a promise from you. You promise that your soul, the soul of your wife, and the souls of your children will be mine for all eternity.""  
+
+The lawyer says nothing. He stands up, scratches his chin, and wanders around the office for a few minutes, thinking. Finally he turns to Satan and says incredulously, ""All right, all right, wait just a second here. What's the catch?""",1h4ofa,54,"A lawyer is working late one night. There's a knock on his door, and in walks Satan...","['satan', 'walk', 'take', 'seat', 'start', 'talking', 'make', 'offer', 'give', 'fame', 'success', 'power', 'wealth', 'ever', 'desired', 'top', 'field', 'even', 'get', 'politics', 'want', 'school', 'adopt', 'name', 'want', 'island', 'three', 'island', 'thing', 'ask', 'exchange', 'promise', 'promise', 'soul', 'soul', 'wife', 'soul', 'child', 'mine', 'eternity', 'lawyer', 'say', 'nothing', 'stand', 'scratch', 'chin', 'wanders', 'around', 'office', 'minute', 'thinking', 'finally', 'turn', 'satan', 'say', 'incredulously', 'right', 'right', 'wait', 'second', 'catch']","['lawyer', 'working', 'late', 'one', 'night', 'knock', 'door', 'walk', 'satan']","['satan', 'walk', 'take', 'seat', 'start', 'talking', 'make', 'offer', 'give', 'fame', 'success', 'power', 'wealth', 'ever', 'desired', 'top', 'field', 'even', 'get', 'politics', 'want', 'school', 'adopt', 'name', 'want', 'island', 'three', 'island', 'thing', 'ask', 'exchange', 'promise', 'promise', 'soul', 'soul', 'wife', 'soul', 'child', 'mine', 'eternity', 'lawyer', 'say', 'nothing', 'stand', 'scratch', 'chin', 'wanders', 'around', 'office', 'minute', 'thinking', 'finally', 'turn', 'satan', 'say', 'incredulously', 'right', 'right', 'wait', 'second', 'catch', 'lawyer', 'working', 'late', 'one', 'night', 'knock', 'door', 'walk', 'satan']",70
+"MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.
+CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
+MAN: Yes.
+CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
+MAN: He’s at home.
+CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry; I can’t sell this dog food to you unless Isee the dog. Store policy.
+The next day, the man returns.
+MAN: I’d like to buy some cat food.
+CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
+MAN: Yes.
+CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
+MAN: He’s at home!
+CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see
+your cat.
+The next day the man returns.
+CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack?
+MAN: Put your hand inside.
+CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It’s warm and moist! What is it?
+MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.",32kt45,54,I’d like to buy some dog food,"['man', 'like', 'buy', 'dog', 'food', 'checkout', 'lady', 'dog', 'man', 'yes', 'checkout', 'lady', 'man', 'home', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sorry', 'sell', 'dog', 'food', 'unless', 'isee', 'dog', 'store', 'policy', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'return', 'man', 'like', 'buy', 'cat', 'food', 'checkout', 'lady', 'cat', 'man', 'yes', 'checkout', 'lady', 'well', 'man', 'home', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sorry', 'sell', 'cat', 'food', 'unless', 'see', 'cat', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'return', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sack', 'man', 'put', 'hand', 'inside', 'checkout', 'lady', 'hmmm', 'warm', 'moist', 'man', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'toilet', 'paper']","['like', 'buy', 'dog', 'food']","['man', 'like', 'buy', 'dog', 'food', 'checkout', 'lady', 'dog', 'man', 'yes', 'checkout', 'lady', 'man', 'home', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sorry', 'sell', 'dog', 'food', 'unless', 'isee', 'dog', 'store', 'policy', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'return', 'man', 'like', 'buy', 'cat', 'food', 'checkout', 'lady', 'cat', 'man', 'yes', 'checkout', 'lady', 'well', 'man', 'home', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sorry', 'sell', 'cat', 'food', 'unless', 'see', 'cat', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'return', 'checkout', 'lady', 'sack', 'man', 'put', 'hand', 'inside', 'checkout', 'lady', 'hmmm', 'warm', 'moist', 'man', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'toilet', 'paper', 'like', 'buy', 'dog', 'food']",79
+"with a friend of mine. All of a sudden he starts shouting and pointing, 'LOOK! There's a midget escaping! He's gone over the wall and is climbing down!' 
+
+I slammed on my brakes and said, 'woah, hang on. You can't say midget - it's a little con-descending.'",2c2ezc,54,I was driving past the prison the other day...,"['friend', 'mine', 'sudden', 'start', 'shouting', 'pointing', 'midget', 'escaping', 'gone', 'wall', 'climbing', 'slammed', 'brake', 'said', 'hang', 'ca', 'say', 'midget', 'little']","['driving', 'past', 'prison', 'day']","['friend', 'mine', 'sudden', 'start', 'shouting', 'pointing', 'midget', 'escaping', 'gone', 'wall', 'climbing', 'slammed', 'brake', 'said', 'hang', 'ca', 'say', 'midget', 'little', 'driving', 'past', 'prison', 'day']",23
+"This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
+
+Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. 
+
+The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. 
+
+Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. 
+
+She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in !!!”
+",3tkela,54,Do you fart in bed ?,"['story', 'couple', 'happily', 'married', 'year', 'friction', 'marriage', 'husband', 'habit', 'farting', 'loudly', 'every', 'morning', 'awoke', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'wife', 'smell', 'would', 'make', 'eye', 'water', 'make', 'gasp', 'air', 'every', 'morning', 'would', 'plead', 'stop', 'ripping', 'making', 'sick', 'told', 'could', 'stop', 'perfectly', 'natural', 'told', 'see', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'blow', 'gut', 'year', 'went', 'continued', 'rip', 'one', 'christmas', 'day', 'morning', 'preparing', 'turkey', 'dinner', 'upstairs', 'sound', 'asleep', 'looked', 'innards', 'neck', 'gizzard', 'liver', 'spare', 'part', 'malicious', 'thought', 'came', 'took', 'bowl', 'went', 'upstairs', 'husband', 'sound', 'asleep', 'gently', 'pulling', 'bed', 'cover', 'back', 'pulled', 'back', 'elastic', 'waistband', 'underpants', 'emptied', 'bowl', 'turkey', 'gut', 'short', 'sometime', 'later', 'heard', 'husband', 'waken', 'usual', 'trumpeting', 'followed', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'sound', 'frantic', 'footstep', 'ran', 'bath', 'room', 'wife', 'could', 'hardly', 'control', 'rolled', 'floor', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'year', 'torture', 'reckoned', 'got', 'back', 'pretty', 'good', 'twenty', 'minute', 'later', 'husband', 'came', 'downstairs', 'blood', 'stained', 'underpants', 'look', 'horror', 'face', 'bit', 'lip', 'asked', 'matter', 'said', 'honey', 'year', 'warned', 'listen', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'well', 'always', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'end', 'farting', 'gut', 'today', 'finally', 'happened', 'grace', 'god', 'vaseline', 'two', 'finger', 'think', 'got', 'back']","['fart', 'bed']","['story', 'couple', 'happily', 'married', 'year', 'friction', 'marriage', 'husband', 'habit', 'farting', 'loudly', 'every', 'morning', 'awoke', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'wife', 'smell', 'would', 'make', 'eye', 'water', 'make', 'gasp', 'air', 'every', 'morning', 'would', 'plead', 'stop', 'ripping', 'making', 'sick', 'told', 'could', 'stop', 'perfectly', 'natural', 'told', 'see', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'blow', 'gut', 'year', 'went', 'continued', 'rip', 'one', 'christmas', 'day', 'morning', 'preparing', 'turkey', 'dinner', 'upstairs', 'sound', 'asleep', 'looked', 'innards', 'neck', 'gizzard', 'liver', 'spare', 'part', 'malicious', 'thought', 'came', 'took', 'bowl', 'went', 'upstairs', 'husband', 'sound', 'asleep', 'gently', 'pulling', 'bed', 'cover', 'back', 'pulled', 'back', 'elastic', 'waistband', 'underpants', 'emptied', 'bowl', 'turkey', 'gut', 'short', 'sometime', 'later', 'heard', 'husband', 'waken', 'usual', 'trumpeting', 'followed', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'sound', 'frantic', 'footstep', 'ran', 'bath', 'room', 'wife', 'could', 'hardly', 'control', 'rolled', 'floor', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'year', 'torture', 'reckoned', 'got', 'back', 'pretty', 'good', 'twenty', 'minute', 'later', 'husband', 'came', 'downstairs', 'blood', 'stained', 'underpants', 'look', 'horror', 'face', 'bit', 'lip', 'asked', 'matter', 'said', 'honey', 'year', 'warned', 'listen', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'well', 'always', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'end', 'farting', 'gut', 'today', 'finally', 'happened', 'grace', 'god', 'vaseline', 'two', 'finger', 'think', 'got', 'back', 'fart', 'bed']",173
+You're a single mom.,326w87,54,"You know what they say, once you go black....","['single', 'mom']","['know', 'say', 'go', 'black']","['single', 'mom', 'know', 'say', 'go', 'black']",6
+A carrot.,2b0ktf,54,What's orange and sounds like a parrot?,['carrot'],"['orange', 'sound', 'like', 'parrot']","['carrot', 'orange', 'sound', 'like', 'parrot']",5
+house prices down,3fm70e,54,What do black people drive?,"['house', 'price']","['black', 'people', 'drive']","['house', 'price', 'black', 'people', 'drive']",5
+"Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.",473d0d,54,Police arrest two kids,"['police', 'arrest', 'two', 'kid', 'one', 'drinking', 'battery', 'acid', 'eating', 'firework', 'charged', 'one', 'let', 'one']","['police', 'arrest', 'two', 'kid']","['police', 'arrest', 'two', 'kid', 'one', 'drinking', 'battery', 'acid', 'eating', 'firework', 'charged', 'one', 'let', 'one', 'police', 'arrest', 'two', 'kid']",18
+Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!,2iyg2j,54,I must be fucking great in the sack,"['every', 'girl', 'ever', 'sex', 'told', 'wish', 'longer']","['must', 'fucking', 'great', 'sack']","['every', 'girl', 'ever', 'sex', 'told', 'wish', 'longer', 'must', 'fucking', 'great', 'sack']",11
+"He had been unemployed for a rather long time and decided to open a medical clinic. Ouside of the clinic he put a sign that read: ""A cure for your ailment gauranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail.""
+
+A doctor sees this and thinks this is a good opportunity to make an easy $1,000. So he goes into the clinic.
+
+Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.
+
+Mechanic: Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth. 
+
+The nurse does just that.
+
+Doctor: This is gasoline!
+
+Mechanic: Congratulations! You've got your sense of taste back. That will be $500.
+
+The doctor gets annoyed and decides to go back several days later to recover is $500.
+
+Doctor: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.
+
+Mechanic: Nurse, please bring me the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth. 
+
+Doctor: But that's gasoline!
+
+Mechanic: Congratulations! You've got your memory back! That will be $500.
+
+The doctor leaves angry that he is now out $1,000. After several days he comes back, determined to get his money back. 
+
+Doctor: My eyes, they're weak, I can't see a thing.
+
+Mechanic: Well, I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $1000 check...
+
+The mechanic hands the doctor a check for $5.
+
+Doctor: But this is just $5.
+
+Mechanic: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.",3pbcss,54,A Mechanic is down on his luck...,"['unemployed', 'rather', 'long', 'time', 'decided', 'open', 'medical', 'clinic', 'ouside', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'read', 'cure', 'ailment', 'gauranteed', 'pay', 'fail', 'doctor', 'see', 'think', 'good', 'opportunity', 'make', 'easy', 'go', 'clinic', 'doctor', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'mechanic', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'nurse', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'sense', 'taste', 'back', 'doctor', 'get', 'annoyed', 'decides', 'go', 'back', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'recover', 'doctor', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'mechanic', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'doctor', 'leaf', 'angry', 'several', 'day', 'come', 'back', 'determined', 'get', 'money', 'back', 'doctor', 'eye', 'weak', 'ca', 'see', 'thing', 'mechanic', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'check', 'mechanic', 'hand', 'doctor', 'check', 'doctor', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'vision', 'back']","['mechanic', 'luck']","['unemployed', 'rather', 'long', 'time', 'decided', 'open', 'medical', 'clinic', 'ouside', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'read', 'cure', 'ailment', 'gauranteed', 'pay', 'fail', 'doctor', 'see', 'think', 'good', 'opportunity', 'make', 'easy', 'go', 'clinic', 'doctor', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'mechanic', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'nurse', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'sense', 'taste', 'back', 'doctor', 'get', 'annoyed', 'decides', 'go', 'back', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'recover', 'doctor', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'mechanic', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'doctor', 'leaf', 'angry', 'several', 'day', 'come', 'back', 'determined', 'get', 'money', 'back', 'doctor', 'eye', 'weak', 'ca', 'see', 'thing', 'mechanic', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'check', 'mechanic', 'hand', 'doctor', 'check', 'doctor', 'mechanic', 'congratulation', 'got', 'vision', 'back', 'mechanic', 'luck']",116
+"Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes.",4y2hqy,54,How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?,"['one', 'take', 'episode']","['many', 'super', 'saiyans', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['one', 'take', 'episode', 'many', 'super', 'saiyans', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",10
+"He arrives at the pearly gates of heaven and meets Saint Peter. Saint Peter asks ""What is your name?"". The pope, expecting a warm welcome, reacts surprised. ""I'm the pope!"", he says. St Peter looks into his book but cannot find an entry for the pope. ""I'm the head of catholic church, surely you must know me!"" says the pope. St Peter doublechecks but can't find anything at all. The pope insists he should be more than welcome in heaven, so after a while, St Peter says ""wait a second, I'll go get God"".
+
+God arrives and takes a look at the pope, but he doesn't recognise him either. The pope tries to explain his position as leader of the church on earth, but God just doesn't seem to understand much of it. He decides to get his son Jesus, maybe he knows more.
+
+Jesus and the pope step aside and talk for a minute or 2. Then, a smiling Jesus goes back to God and says ""Dad, do you remember that fishing club I had 2000 years ago? It still exists!""",26jmhu,54,The pope dies and goes to heaven,"['arrives', 'pearly', 'gate', 'heaven', 'meet', 'saint', 'peter', 'saint', 'peter', 'asks', 'name', 'pope', 'expecting', 'warm', 'welcome', 'reacts', 'surprised', 'pope', 'say', 'st', 'peter', 'look', 'book', 'find', 'entry', 'pope', 'head', 'catholic', 'church', 'surely', 'must', 'know', 'say', 'pope', 'st', 'peter', 'doublechecks', 'ca', 'find', 'anything', 'pope', 'insists', 'welcome', 'heaven', 'st', 'peter', 'say', 'wait', 'second', 'go', 'get', 'god', 'god', 'arrives', 'take', 'look', 'pope', 'recognise', 'either', 'pope', 'try', 'explain', 'position', 'leader', 'church', 'earth', 'god', 'seem', 'understand', 'much', 'decides', 'get', 'son', 'jesus', 'maybe', 'know', 'jesus', 'pope', 'step', 'aside', 'talk', 'minute', 'smiling', 'jesus', 'go', 'back', 'god', 'say', 'dad', 'remember', 'fishing', 'club', 'year', 'ago', 'still', 'exists']","['pope', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven']","['arrives', 'pearly', 'gate', 'heaven', 'meet', 'saint', 'peter', 'saint', 'peter', 'asks', 'name', 'pope', 'expecting', 'warm', 'welcome', 'reacts', 'surprised', 'pope', 'say', 'st', 'peter', 'look', 'book', 'find', 'entry', 'pope', 'head', 'catholic', 'church', 'surely', 'must', 'know', 'say', 'pope', 'st', 'peter', 'doublechecks', 'ca', 'find', 'anything', 'pope', 'insists', 'welcome', 'heaven', 'st', 'peter', 'say', 'wait', 'second', 'go', 'get', 'god', 'god', 'arrives', 'take', 'look', 'pope', 'recognise', 'either', 'pope', 'try', 'explain', 'position', 'leader', 'church', 'earth', 'god', 'seem', 'understand', 'much', 'decides', 'get', 'son', 'jesus', 'maybe', 'know', 'jesus', 'pope', 'step', 'aside', 'talk', 'minute', 'smiling', 'jesus', 'go', 'back', 'god', 'say', 'dad', 'remember', 'fishing', 'club', 'year', 'ago', 'still', 'exists', 'pope', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven']",100
+"A mathematician and an engineer are standing about 20 feet away from an absolutely gorgeous blonde woman who is eyeing them both seductively.  
+She says to them, ""Every time you approach me, you may only travel half the distance between us. Will you ever reach me?""  
+The mathematicitian says, ""No, I'd never be able to reach you.""  
+The engineer smiles and says, ""Close enough.""",2v0cmc,54,A Mathematician and an Engineer...,"['mathematician', 'engineer', 'standing', 'foot', 'away', 'absolutely', 'gorgeous', 'blonde', 'woman', 'eyeing', 'seductively', 'say', 'every', 'time', 'approach', 'may', 'travel', 'half', 'distance', 'u', 'ever', 'reach', 'mathematicitian', 'say', 'never', 'able', 'reach', 'engineer', 'smile', 'say', 'close', 'enough']","['mathematician', 'engineer']","['mathematician', 'engineer', 'standing', 'foot', 'away', 'absolutely', 'gorgeous', 'blonde', 'woman', 'eyeing', 'seductively', 'say', 'every', 'time', 'approach', 'may', 'travel', 'half', 'distance', 'u', 'ever', 'reach', 'mathematicitian', 'say', 'never', 'able', 'reach', 'engineer', 'smile', 'say', 'close', 'enough', 'mathematician', 'engineer']",34
+"These mules help to plow fields and do other such chores on Jet's farm. One of these mules has a very special gift. He can breath fire. None of the villagers  believed Jet when he spoke his fire-breathing mule. So, one day Jet took his mule into town to prove to everyone that he was honest about this mule. He went to the middle of the town square. As soon as a sizeable crowd had gathered around him, he commanded his mule to show his ability. The mule opened his mouth and let forth a brilliant blue flame. The villagers were shocked at first, but then some of the skeptics chimed in. They claimed that this flame had no heat, that it was just a lights show. Jet asked the crowd how he should prove to them that the flame was truly so hot. One of the villagers chimed in with a suggestion.
+
+""Hey! I've got a pot on beans sitting on my counter at home. Those beans have been sitting out in the open for five whole years now! I can't do anything to soften them up! Now, I don't just want your mule-dragon to boil them, I want him to melt them into a pool of bean soup!""
+
+Now, none of the villagers were very smart, so they thought that this was a great idea. Jet obliged. He took his mule to this villager's house. Sure enough, a pot of dry and rock hard beans sat on the counter. Jet commanded his mule to scorch them with all he could muster. The mule let loose an incredible flame, the hottest every made on the earth, but after five minutes of intense hear, the beans didn't change one bit. They stayed just as they were before, dry and hard. Jet was astounded. The villagers all laughed at him for his fake fire-breathing mule. Jet went back to his farm and continued on with life as normal, working hard until the day he died.
+
+This all goes to show that Jet's mule can't melt stale beans.",3e5gev,54,A farmer named Jet owns a team of mules.,"['mule', 'help', 'plow', 'field', 'chore', 'jet', 'farm', 'one', 'mule', 'special', 'gift', 'breath', 'fire', 'none', 'villager', 'believed', 'jet', 'spoke', 'mule', 'one', 'day', 'jet', 'took', 'mule', 'town', 'prove', 'everyone', 'honest', 'mule', 'went', 'middle', 'town', 'square', 'soon', 'sizeable', 'crowd', 'gathered', 'around', 'commanded', 'mule', 'show', 'ability', 'mule', 'opened', 'mouth', 'let', 'forth', 'brilliant', 'blue', 'flame', 'villager', 'shocked', 'first', 'skeptic', 'chimed', 'claimed', 'flame', 'heat', 'light', 'show', 'jet', 'asked', 'crowd', 'prove', 'flame', 'truly', 'hot', 'one', 'villager', 'chimed', 'suggestion', 'hey', 'got', 'pot', 'bean', 'sitting', 'counter', 'home', 'bean', 'sitting', 'open', 'five', 'whole', 'year', 'ca', 'anything', 'soften', 'want', 'boil', 'want', 'melt', 'pool', 'bean', 'soup', 'none', 'villager', 'smart', 'thought', 'great', 'idea', 'jet', 'obliged', 'took', 'mule', 'villager', 'house', 'sure', 'enough', 'pot', 'dry', 'rock', 'hard', 'bean', 'sat', 'counter', 'jet', 'commanded', 'mule', 'scorch', 'could', 'muster', 'mule', 'let', 'loose', 'incredible', 'flame', 'hottest', 'every', 'made', 'earth', 'five', 'minute', 'intense', 'hear', 'bean', 'change', 'one', 'bit', 'stayed', 'dry', 'hard', 'jet', 'astounded', 'villager', 'laughed', 'fake', 'mule', 'jet', 'went', 'back', 'farm', 'continued', 'life', 'normal', 'working', 'hard', 'day', 'died', 'go', 'show', 'jet', 'mule', 'ca', 'melt', 'stale', 'bean']","['farmer', 'named', 'jet', 'owns', 'team', 'mule']","['mule', 'help', 'plow', 'field', 'chore', 'jet', 'farm', 'one', 'mule', 'special', 'gift', 'breath', 'fire', 'none', 'villager', 'believed', 'jet', 'spoke', 'mule', 'one', 'day', 'jet', 'took', 'mule', 'town', 'prove', 'everyone', 'honest', 'mule', 'went', 'middle', 'town', 'square', 'soon', 'sizeable', 'crowd', 'gathered', 'around', 'commanded', 'mule', 'show', 'ability', 'mule', 'opened', 'mouth', 'let', 'forth', 'brilliant', 'blue', 'flame', 'villager', 'shocked', 'first', 'skeptic', 'chimed', 'claimed', 'flame', 'heat', 'light', 'show', 'jet', 'asked', 'crowd', 'prove', 'flame', 'truly', 'hot', 'one', 'villager', 'chimed', 'suggestion', 'hey', 'got', 'pot', 'bean', 'sitting', 'counter', 'home', 'bean', 'sitting', 'open', 'five', 'whole', 'year', 'ca', 'anything', 'soften', 'want', 'boil', 'want', 'melt', 'pool', 'bean', 'soup', 'none', 'villager', 'smart', 'thought', 'great', 'idea', 'jet', 'obliged', 'took', 'mule', 'villager', 'house', 'sure', 'enough', 'pot', 'dry', 'rock', 'hard', 'bean', 'sat', 'counter', 'jet', 'commanded', 'mule', 'scorch', 'could', 'muster', 'mule', 'let', 'loose', 'incredible', 'flame', 'hottest', 'every', 'made', 'earth', 'five', 'minute', 'intense', 'hear', 'bean', 'change', 'one', 'bit', 'stayed', 'dry', 'hard', 'jet', 'astounded', 'villager', 'laughed', 'fake', 'mule', 'jet', 'went', 'back', 'farm', 'continued', 'life', 'normal', 'working', 'hard', 'day', 'died', 'go', 'show', 'jet', 'mule', 'ca', 'melt', 'stale', 'bean', 'farmer', 'named', 'jet', 'owns', 'team', 'mule']",172
+"Steve and Sara met while on a Royal Caribbean singles cruise and Steve fell head over heels for her. And when they discovered they both lived in New York City Steve was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
+
+Within a couple of weeks, Steve had taken Sara to the movies, restaurants, concerts, and museums. Steve became convinced that Sara was indeed the one and his true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
+
+On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Steve took Sara to a fine dinning experience to Del Frisco’s restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Steve said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I like a little serious thought before our relationship continues to the next stage. So before I get out a box from my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I am a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breath golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
+
+Sara took a deep breath and responded, “Steve, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as who you are and I love golf too; but, if we are being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last 4 years I’ve been a hooker.”
+
+“Oh wow! I see.” Steve replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a minute. Deep in serious thought then he added, “you know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”",31totw,54,"This man was about to propose, until she revealed this detail...","['steve', 'sara', 'met', 'royal', 'caribbean', 'single', 'cruise', 'steve', 'fell', 'head', 'heel', 'discovered', 'lived', 'new', 'york', 'city', 'steve', 'ecstatic', 'immediately', 'started', 'asking', 'got', 'home', 'within', 'couple', 'week', 'steve', 'taken', 'sara', 'movie', 'restaurant', 'concert', 'museum', 'steve', 'became', 'convinced', 'sara', 'indeed', 'one', 'true', 'love', 'every', 'date', 'seemed', 'better', 'last', 'anniversary', 'first', 'dinner', 'cruise', 'ship', 'steve', 'took', 'sara', 'fine', 'dinning', 'experience', 'del', 'frisco', 'restaurant', 'cocktail', 'waiting', 'salad', 'steve', 'said', 'guess', 'tell', 'much', 'love', 'like', 'little', 'serious', 'thought', 'relationship', 'continues', 'next', 'stage', 'get', 'box', 'jacket', 'ask', 'life', 'changing', 'question', 'fair', 'warn', 'total', 'golf', 'nut', 'play', 'golf', 'read', 'golf', 'watch', 'golf', 'tv', 'short', 'eat', 'sleep', 'breath', 'golf', 'going', 'problem', 'u', 'better', 'say', 'sara', 'took', 'deep', 'breath', 'responded', 'steve', 'certainly', 'problem', 'love', 'love', 'golf', 'totally', 'honest', 'need', 'know', 'last', 'year', 'oh', 'wow', 'steve', 'replied', 'looked', 'table', 'quiet', 'minute', 'deep', 'serious', 'thought', 'added', 'know', 'probably', 'keeping', 'wrist', 'straight', 'hit', 'ball']","['man', 'propose', 'revealed', 'detail']","['steve', 'sara', 'met', 'royal', 'caribbean', 'single', 'cruise', 'steve', 'fell', 'head', 'heel', 'discovered', 'lived', 'new', 'york', 'city', 'steve', 'ecstatic', 'immediately', 'started', 'asking', 'got', 'home', 'within', 'couple', 'week', 'steve', 'taken', 'sara', 'movie', 'restaurant', 'concert', 'museum', 'steve', 'became', 'convinced', 'sara', 'indeed', 'one', 'true', 'love', 'every', 'date', 'seemed', 'better', 'last', 'anniversary', 'first', 'dinner', 'cruise', 'ship', 'steve', 'took', 'sara', 'fine', 'dinning', 'experience', 'del', 'frisco', 'restaurant', 'cocktail', 'waiting', 'salad', 'steve', 'said', 'guess', 'tell', 'much', 'love', 'like', 'little', 'serious', 'thought', 'relationship', 'continues', 'next', 'stage', 'get', 'box', 'jacket', 'ask', 'life', 'changing', 'question', 'fair', 'warn', 'total', 'golf', 'nut', 'play', 'golf', 'read', 'golf', 'watch', 'golf', 'tv', 'short', 'eat', 'sleep', 'breath', 'golf', 'going', 'problem', 'u', 'better', 'say', 'sara', 'took', 'deep', 'breath', 'responded', 'steve', 'certainly', 'problem', 'love', 'love', 'golf', 'totally', 'honest', 'need', 'know', 'last', 'year', 'oh', 'wow', 'steve', 'replied', 'looked', 'table', 'quiet', 'minute', 'deep', 'serious', 'thought', 'added', 'know', 'probably', 'keeping', 'wrist', 'straight', 'hit', 'ball', 'man', 'propose', 'revealed', 'detail']",146
+"A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time.  He brings a box up to the counter and the clerk says, ""That will be five dollars plus 15 cents for tax.""
+
+The young man screams ""Tacks, I thought they stayed on by themselves!""
+
+",52t3tm,54,A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms for the first time.,"['young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'first', 'time', 'brings', 'box', 'counter', 'clerk', 'say', 'five', 'dollar', 'plus', 'cent', 'tax', 'young', 'man', 'scream', 'tack', 'thought', 'stayed']","['young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'first', 'time']","['young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'first', 'time', 'brings', 'box', 'counter', 'clerk', 'say', 'five', 'dollar', 'plus', 'cent', 'tax', 'young', 'man', 'scream', 'tack', 'thought', 'stayed', 'young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'first', 'time']",34
+400 Million Dollars,52o2f4,54,What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe?,"['million', 'dollar']","['cent', 'name', 'zimbabwe']","['million', 'dollar', 'cent', 'name', 'zimbabwe']",5
+"Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both""",4ek50w,54,"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up""","['mom', 'well', 'pick', 'one', 'sweetie', 'ca']","['little', 'girl', 'mom', 'want', 'redditor', 'grow']","['mom', 'well', 'pick', 'one', 'sweetie', 'ca', 'little', 'girl', 'mom', 'want', 'redditor', 'grow']",12
+He had loco motives,4p0rmx,54,Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains?,"['loco', 'motif']","['know', 'crazy', 'mexican', 'steal', 'train']","['loco', 'motif', 'know', 'crazy', 'mexican', 'steal', 'train']",7
+"Friday is my anniversary, I'll have been married for 35 years.  Really it only 5 years, but I count in dog years because my wife is such a bitch.",3w3s0n,54,My anniversary is coming up,"['friday', 'anniversary', 'married', 'year', 'really', 'year', 'count', 'dog', 'year', 'wife', 'bitch']","['anniversary', 'coming']","['friday', 'anniversary', 'married', 'year', 'really', 'year', 'count', 'dog', 'year', 'wife', 'bitch', 'anniversary', 'coming']",13
+She kept objectifying people. ,4yham4,54,Why did SJWs call out Medusa?,"['kept', 'objectifying', 'people']","['sjws', 'call', 'medusa']","['kept', 'objectifying', 'people', 'sjws', 'call', 'medusa']",6
+"Two nuns are on a bide ride through Philadelphia, the first nun says to the second, ""Make a right turn here, I know a short cut"".  After a few minutes the second nun says, ""I've never come this way before"".  The first replies, ""I know, it's the cobblestones""",1in3wp,54,Two nuns on a bike ride in Philadelphia,"['two', 'nun', 'bide', 'ride', 'philadelphia', 'first', 'nun', 'say', 'second', 'make', 'right', 'turn', 'know', 'short', 'cut', 'minute', 'second', 'nun', 'say', 'never', 'come', 'way', 'first', 'reply', 'know', 'cobblestone']","['two', 'nun', 'bike', 'ride', 'philadelphia']","['two', 'nun', 'bide', 'ride', 'philadelphia', 'first', 'nun', 'say', 'second', 'make', 'right', 'turn', 'know', 'short', 'cut', 'minute', 'second', 'nun', 'say', 'never', 'come', 'way', 'first', 'reply', 'know', 'cobblestone', 'two', 'nun', 'bike', 'ride', 'philadelphia']",31
+It got me a few Snickers.,4kr0bw,54,I told a joke I made up last Halloween!,"['got', 'snicker']","['told', 'joke', 'made', 'last', 'halloween']","['got', 'snicker', 'told', 'joke', 'made', 'last', 'halloween']",7
+"They were an American, a Brit and a Belgian soldier. 
+
+Since it's 1944 and the Germans still have hope the commanding officer offers them a way out; They can choose between the electric chair, a firing squad or the gallow. 
+
+With each penalty comes the rule: survive 3 times and you're free to go.
+
+The American steps forward and declares: ""I think the gallow would ruin my face, the firing squad is too bloody for me, so I'll take the chair."".
+
+The American gets shocked three times but amazingly still lives, so he gets to walk. While passing the Brit he whispers: ""the chair is broken..."".
+
+So the Brit declares: ""The gallow would ruin my face, the firing squad is too bloody for me, so I'll take the chair."".
+
+Same as with the American, the Brit gets shocked three times, lives and walks. Also whispering to the Belgian soldier: "" the chair is broken..."".
+
+Finally the Belgian soldier steps forward and speaks decisively: ""The gallows would ruin my face, I just heard the chair is broken so I'll take the firing squad!"".",27h26b,54,3 soldiers crash on German territory in World War 2...,"['american', 'brit', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'since', 'german', 'still', 'hope', 'commanding', 'officer', 'offer', 'way', 'choose', 'electric', 'chair', 'firing', 'squad', 'gallow', 'penalty', 'come', 'rule', 'survive', 'time', 'free', 'go', 'american', 'step', 'forward', 'declares', 'think', 'gallow', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'firing', 'squad', 'bloody', 'take', 'american', 'get', 'shocked', 'three', 'time', 'amazingly', 'still', 'life', 'get', 'walk', 'passing', 'brit', 'whisper', 'chair', 'broken', 'brit', 'declares', 'gallow', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'firing', 'squad', 'bloody', 'take', 'american', 'brit', 'get', 'shocked', 'three', 'time', 'life', 'walk', 'also', 'whispering', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'chair', 'broken', 'finally', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'step', 'forward', 'speaks', 'decisively', 'gallows', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'heard', 'chair', 'broken', 'take', 'firing', 'squad']","['soldier', 'crash', 'german', 'territory', 'world', 'war']","['american', 'brit', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'since', 'german', 'still', 'hope', 'commanding', 'officer', 'offer', 'way', 'choose', 'electric', 'chair', 'firing', 'squad', 'gallow', 'penalty', 'come', 'rule', 'survive', 'time', 'free', 'go', 'american', 'step', 'forward', 'declares', 'think', 'gallow', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'firing', 'squad', 'bloody', 'take', 'american', 'get', 'shocked', 'three', 'time', 'amazingly', 'still', 'life', 'get', 'walk', 'passing', 'brit', 'whisper', 'chair', 'broken', 'brit', 'declares', 'gallow', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'firing', 'squad', 'bloody', 'take', 'american', 'brit', 'get', 'shocked', 'three', 'time', 'life', 'walk', 'also', 'whispering', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'chair', 'broken', 'finally', 'belgian', 'soldier', 'step', 'forward', 'speaks', 'decisively', 'gallows', 'would', 'ruin', 'face', 'heard', 'chair', 'broken', 'take', 'firing', 'squad', 'soldier', 'crash', 'german', 'territory', 'world', 'war']",100
+She got hit by a Bus.,3fw96u,54,Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?,"['got', 'hit', 'bus']","['sally', 'drop', 'ice', 'cream', 'crossing', 'street']","['got', 'hit', 'bus', 'sally', 'drop', 'ice', 'cream', 'crossing', 'street']",9
+Mumbai,3csj3a,54,What does an Indian boy say to his mum when he goes out?,['mumbai'],"['indian', 'boy', 'say', 'mum', 'go']","['mumbai', 'indian', 'boy', 'say', 'mum', 'go']",6
+"A man is speeding over a bridge one day, late for work, when he's pulled over by a cop operating radar at the end of the bridge. The cop walks up to the driver side window and asks the man what he does for a living. The man replies, ""I'm a professional asshole stretcher.""
+His curiosity piqued, the cop asks the man, ""Exactly what does a professional asshole stretcher do?""
+""Well,"" the driver replies, ""I start with a small asshole and stretch it out as far as it can go, sometimes up to six feet!""
+""And what do you do with a six foot asshole?"" the cop asks.
+The driver responds, ""Apparently you give him a radar and stick him at the end of a bridge.""
+[Source](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2x64xb/what_is_the_stupidest_thing_that_has_come_out_of/cox9xd2)",2x7wvz,54,A man was speeding over a bridge,"['man', 'speeding', 'bridge', 'one', 'day', 'late', 'work', 'pulled', 'cop', 'operating', 'radar', 'end', 'bridge', 'cop', 'walk', 'driver', 'side', 'window', 'asks', 'man', 'living', 'man', 'reply', 'professional', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'curiosity', 'piqued', 'cop', 'asks', 'man', 'exactly', 'professional', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'well', 'driver', 'reply', 'start', 'small', 'asshole', 'stretch', 'far', 'go', 'sometimes', 'six', 'foot', 'six', 'foot', 'asshole', 'cop', 'asks', 'driver', 'responds', 'apparently', 'give', 'radar', 'stick', 'end', 'bridge', 'source', 'http']","['man', 'speeding', 'bridge']","['man', 'speeding', 'bridge', 'one', 'day', 'late', 'work', 'pulled', 'cop', 'operating', 'radar', 'end', 'bridge', 'cop', 'walk', 'driver', 'side', 'window', 'asks', 'man', 'living', 'man', 'reply', 'professional', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'curiosity', 'piqued', 'cop', 'asks', 'man', 'exactly', 'professional', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'well', 'driver', 'reply', 'start', 'small', 'asshole', 'stretch', 'far', 'go', 'sometimes', 'six', 'foot', 'six', 'foot', 'asshole', 'cop', 'asks', 'driver', 'responds', 'apparently', 'give', 'radar', 'stick', 'end', 'bridge', 'source', 'http', 'man', 'speeding', 'bridge']",65
+"A man was purchasing a Christmas tree so he approached the counter.  
+Cashier: great choice of tree sir,  are you putting up yourself? 
+Man: no I'm putting it up in my living room you sick fuck",4yb7s4,54,A man went to buy a Christmas tree,"['man', 'purchasing', 'christmas', 'tree', 'approached', 'counter', 'cashier', 'great', 'choice', 'tree', 'sir', 'putting', 'man', 'putting', 'living', 'room', 'sick', 'fuck']","['man', 'went', 'buy', 'christmas', 'tree']","['man', 'purchasing', 'christmas', 'tree', 'approached', 'counter', 'cashier', 'great', 'choice', 'tree', 'sir', 'putting', 'man', 'putting', 'living', 'room', 'sick', 'fuck', 'man', 'went', 'buy', 'christmas', 'tree']",23
+"A Roman Catholic.
+
+(Sorry if this is a repost)",2yn1n2,53,What do you call a sleepwalking nun?,"['roman', 'catholic', 'sorry', 'repost']","['call', 'sleepwalking', 'nun']","['roman', 'catholic', 'sorry', 'repost', 'call', 'sleepwalking', 'nun']",7
+"One posh one says ""I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth"". The other posh one says ""I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart"". The chavvy one says ""I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms"".",3vx4oy,53,Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.,"['one', 'posh', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'vitamin', 'want', 'baby', 'strong', 'bone', 'teeth', 'posh', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'vitamin', 'c', 'want', 'baby', 'good', 'constitution', 'good', 'heart', 'chavvy', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'thalidomide', 'co', 'ca', 'knit', 'arm']","['three', 'pregnant', 'woman', 'knitting', 'top', 'born']","['one', 'posh', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'vitamin', 'want', 'baby', 'strong', 'bone', 'teeth', 'posh', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'vitamin', 'c', 'want', 'baby', 'good', 'constitution', 'good', 'heart', 'chavvy', 'one', 'say', 'taking', 'thalidomide', 'co', 'ca', 'knit', 'arm', 'three', 'pregnant', 'woman', 'knitting', 'top', 'born']",38
+Does that mean mary had a little lamb?,1h0o7g,53,If Jesus is the Lamb of God?,"['mean', 'mary', 'little', 'lamb']","['jesus', 'lamb', 'god']","['mean', 'mary', 'little', 'lamb', 'jesus', 'lamb', 'god']",7
+Come buy some candy kids!,23zd7v,53,What does a Jewish pedophile say?,"['come', 'buy', 'candy', 'kid']","['jewish', 'pedophile', 'say']","['come', 'buy', 'candy', 'kid', 'jewish', 'pedophile', 'say']",7
+They pump kin,1pec5y,53,What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?,"['pump', 'kin']","['hillbilly', 'halloween']","['pump', 'kin', 'hillbilly', 'halloween']",4
+"As he was praying a black guy was walking nearby with groceries when he dropped his cheese wheel and it rolled to the Mexican. The Mexican grabbed it, praised god, and ran home. 
+
+When he gets home he instructs his wife to make nachos with the cheese. 
+
+""Why nachos"" asks his wife ""we can make so many better meals with this cheese""
+
+""No"" said the Mexican ""god instructs me to make nachos.""
+
+""What do you mean"" asked the wife 
+
+""As I was praying God sent me the cheese wheel and as I was running home with it I heard him yelling That's Nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!""",5qg70o,53,A poor mexican went to a hill to pray for a way to feed his family,"['praying', 'black', 'guy', 'walking', 'nearby', 'grocery', 'dropped', 'cheese', 'wheel', 'rolled', 'mexican', 'mexican', 'grabbed', 'praised', 'god', 'ran', 'home', 'get', 'home', 'instructs', 'wife', 'make', 'nacho', 'cheese', 'nacho', 'asks', 'wife', 'make', 'many', 'better', 'meal', 'cheese', 'said', 'mexican', 'god', 'instructs', 'make', 'nacho', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'praying', 'god', 'sent', 'cheese', 'wheel', 'running', 'home', 'heard', 'yelling', 'nacho', 'cheese', 'nacho', 'cheese']","['poor', 'mexican', 'went', 'hill', 'pray', 'way', 'feed', 'family']","['praying', 'black', 'guy', 'walking', 'nearby', 'grocery', 'dropped', 'cheese', 'wheel', 'rolled', 'mexican', 'mexican', 'grabbed', 'praised', 'god', 'ran', 'home', 'get', 'home', 'instructs', 'wife', 'make', 'nacho', 'cheese', 'nacho', 'asks', 'wife', 'make', 'many', 'better', 'meal', 'cheese', 'said', 'mexican', 'god', 'instructs', 'make', 'nacho', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'praying', 'god', 'sent', 'cheese', 'wheel', 'running', 'home', 'heard', 'yelling', 'nacho', 'cheese', 'nacho', 'cheese', 'poor', 'mexican', 'went', 'hill', 'pray', 'way', 'feed', 'family']",62
+"A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again."".",1nyu2o,53,A doe walks out of the woods....,"['doe', 'walk', 'wood', 'shake', 'say', 'well', 'never', 'two', 'buck']","['doe', 'walk', 'wood']","['doe', 'walk', 'wood', 'shake', 'say', 'well', 'never', 'two', 'buck', 'doe', 'walk', 'wood']",12
+It doesn't last long if you're fat.,4n8vhf,53,Life is like a box of chocolates,"['last', 'long', 'fat']","['life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['last', 'long', 'fat', 'life', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",7
+in bytes,1m1pzx,53,How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?,['byte'],"['send', 'sandwich', 'someone', 'computer']","['byte', 'send', 'sandwich', 'someone', 'computer']",5
+he joined the que que que.,4i0beq,53,Did you hear about the Mexican racist?,"['joined', 'que', 'que', 'que']","['hear', 'mexican', 'racist']","['joined', 'que', 'que', 'que', 'hear', 'mexican', 'racist']",7
+"His wife is sitting in the front room. He looks at her and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" 
+
+She says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck.""
+
+The farmer says, ""Shut up bitch, I wasn't talking to you.""",4j832r,53,[NSFW] A farmer walks into his house holding a duck.,"['wife', 'sitting', 'front', 'room', 'look', 'say', 'pig', 'fucking', 'say', 'pig', 'duck', 'farmer', 'say', 'shut', 'bitch', 'talking']","['nsfw', 'farmer', 'walk', 'house', 'holding', 'duck']","['wife', 'sitting', 'front', 'room', 'look', 'say', 'pig', 'fucking', 'say', 'pig', 'duck', 'farmer', 'say', 'shut', 'bitch', 'talking', 'nsfw', 'farmer', 'walk', 'house', 'holding', 'duck']",22
+"He sees a girl sitting by herself and asks, ""Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replies with a loud voice, ""I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!""  All the students in the library start staring at the guy. Being embarrassed, he moves to another table.  After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy's table and says with a laugh, ""I study psychology, and I can tell what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library now look at the girl in shock. Then the guy whispers in her ear, ""I study law, and I know how to screw people"". ",1d4406,53,A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.,"['see', 'girl', 'sitting', 'asks', 'mind', 'sit', 'beside', 'girl', 'reply', 'loud', 'voice', 'want', 'spend', 'night', 'student', 'library', 'start', 'staring', 'guy', 'embarrassed', 'move', 'another', 'table', 'couple', 'minute', 'girl', 'walk', 'quietly', 'guy', 'table', 'say', 'laugh', 'study', 'psychology', 'tell', 'man', 'thinking', 'guess', 'felt', 'embarrassed', 'right', 'guy', 'responded', 'loud', 'voice', 'one', 'night', 'much', 'people', 'library', 'look', 'girl', 'shock', 'guy', 'whisper', 'ear', 'study', 'law', 'know', 'screw', 'people']","['guy', 'looking', 'place', 'sit', 'crowded', 'library']","['see', 'girl', 'sitting', 'asks', 'mind', 'sit', 'beside', 'girl', 'reply', 'loud', 'voice', 'want', 'spend', 'night', 'student', 'library', 'start', 'staring', 'guy', 'embarrassed', 'move', 'another', 'table', 'couple', 'minute', 'girl', 'walk', 'quietly', 'guy', 'table', 'say', 'laugh', 'study', 'psychology', 'tell', 'man', 'thinking', 'guess', 'felt', 'embarrassed', 'right', 'guy', 'responded', 'loud', 'voice', 'one', 'night', 'much', 'people', 'library', 'look', 'girl', 'shock', 'guy', 'whisper', 'ear', 'study', 'law', 'know', 'screw', 'people', 'guy', 'looking', 'place', 'sit', 'crowded', 'library']",67
+When the coast is queer.,480uqu,53,When's the best time to come out of the closet?,"['coast', 'queer']","['best', 'time', 'come', 'closet']","['coast', 'queer', 'best', 'time', 'come', 'closet']",6
+"Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes.""
+
+Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos.""",4whh0f,53,"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?""","['jeff', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'yes', 'geoff', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'yeos']","['man', 'enters', 'party', 'say', 'anybody', 'named', 'jeff']","['jeff', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'yes', 'geoff', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'yeos', 'man', 'enters', 'party', 'say', 'anybody', 'named', 'jeff']",17
+Those that understand math and those that don't.,2znm9y,53,There are three types of people in the world.,"['understand', 'math']","['three', 'type', 'people', 'world']","['understand', 'math', 'three', 'type', 'people', 'world']",6
+We haven't met yet.,3x2qmd,53,Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.,"['met', 'yet']","['last', 'year', 'joined', 'support', 'group', 'antisocial', 'people']","['met', 'yet', 'last', 'year', 'joined', 'support', 'group', 'antisocial', 'people']",9
+...I still wish she didn't have one though,2p1av0,53,My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter...,"['still', 'wish', 'one', 'though']","['thai', 'girlfriend', 'told', 'small', 'penis', 'matter']","['still', 'wish', 'one', 'though', 'thai', 'girlfriend', 'told', 'small', 'penis', 'matter']",10
+"r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.",4ydg67,53,Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?,"['product', 'made', 'recycled', 'material']",['subreddit'],"['product', 'made', 'recycled', 'material', 'subreddit']",5
+"A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.
+The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
+She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, ""If you can catch me, you can have me.""
+
+Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
+
+He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ""If you catch me you can have me"".
+
+Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
+
+Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.
+
+""Are you sure?"" asks the representative on the phone. ""This is our most rigorous program."" ""Absolutely,"" he replies, ""I haven't felt this good in years.""
+The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ""If I catch you, you are mine.""
+
+He lost 33 lbs that week.",3c80t6,53,Weight Loss Program,"['guy', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'weight', 'loss', 'program', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'stand', 'voluptuous', 'athletic', 'year', 'old', 'babe', 'dressed', 'nothing', 'pair', 'nike', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'introduces', 'representative', 'weight', 'loss', 'company', 'sign', 'read', 'catch', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'take', 'mile', 'later', 'puffing', 'puffing', 'finally', 'give', 'girl', 'show', 'next', 'four', 'day', 'thing', 'happens', 'fifth', 'day', 'weighs', 'delighted', 'find', 'lost', 'promised', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'program', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'stand', 'stunning', 'beautiful', 'sexy', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'life', 'wearing', 'nothing', 'reebok', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'read', 'catch', 'well', 'door', 'like', 'shot', 'girl', 'excellent', 'shape', 'best', 'luck', 'next', 'four', 'day', 'routine', 'happens', 'gradually', 'getting', 'better', 'better', 'shape', 'much', 'delight', 'fifth', 'day', 'weighs', 'discovers', 'lost', 'another', 'promised', 'decides', 'go', 'broke', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'lb', 'program', 'sure', 'asks', 'representative', 'phone', 'rigorous', 'program', 'absolutely', 'reply', 'felt', 'good', 'year', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'open', 'find', 'huge', 'muscular', 'guy', 'standing', 'wearing', 'nothing', 'pink', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'read', 'catch', 'mine', 'lost', 'lb', 'week']","['weight', 'loss', 'program']","['guy', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'weight', 'loss', 'program', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'stand', 'voluptuous', 'athletic', 'year', 'old', 'babe', 'dressed', 'nothing', 'pair', 'nike', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'introduces', 'representative', 'weight', 'loss', 'company', 'sign', 'read', 'catch', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'take', 'mile', 'later', 'puffing', 'puffing', 'finally', 'give', 'girl', 'show', 'next', 'four', 'day', 'thing', 'happens', 'fifth', 'day', 'weighs', 'delighted', 'find', 'lost', 'promised', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'program', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'stand', 'stunning', 'beautiful', 'sexy', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'life', 'wearing', 'nothing', 'reebok', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'read', 'catch', 'well', 'door', 'like', 'shot', 'girl', 'excellent', 'shape', 'best', 'luck', 'next', 'four', 'day', 'routine', 'happens', 'gradually', 'getting', 'better', 'better', 'shape', 'much', 'delight', 'fifth', 'day', 'weighs', 'discovers', 'lost', 'another', 'promised', 'decides', 'go', 'broke', 'call', 'company', 'order', 'lb', 'program', 'sure', 'asks', 'representative', 'phone', 'rigorous', 'program', 'absolutely', 'reply', 'felt', 'good', 'year', 'next', 'day', 'knock', 'door', 'open', 'find', 'huge', 'muscular', 'guy', 'standing', 'wearing', 'nothing', 'pink', 'running', 'shoe', 'sign', 'around', 'neck', 'read', 'catch', 'mine', 'lost', 'lb', 'week', 'weight', 'loss', 'program']",158
+"Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
+hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, ""Cool it. I am going to
+set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the
+better job.""
+
+So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
+They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
+e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded.  They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
+
+But ten minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed
+across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
+electricity went off.
+
+Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered
+back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
+
+Satan started searching frantically, screaming ""It's gone! It's all
+gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"" Meanwhile, Jesus
+quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours.
+Satan observed this and became irate. ""Wait! He cheated, How did he do
+it?""
+
+God shrugged and said, ""Jesus saves.""",2a0lgb,53,Jesus and the Devil were talking arguing one day ... (Computer Wisdom),"['jesus', 'satan', 'ongoing', 'argument', 'better', 'computer', 'going', 'day', 'god', 'tired', 'hearing', 'bickering', 'finally', 'god', 'said', 'cool', 'going', 'set', 'test', 'run', 'two', 'hour', 'judge', 'better', 'job', 'satan', 'jesus', 'sat', 'keyboard', 'typed', 'away', 'moused', 'spreadsheet', 'wrote', 'report', 'sent', 'fax', 'sent', 'sent', 'attachment', 'downloaded', 'genealogy', 'report', 'made', 'card', 'every', 'known', 'job', 'ten', 'minute', 'time', 'lightening', 'suddenly', 'flashed', 'across', 'sky', 'thunder', 'rolled', 'rain', 'poured', 'course', 'electricity', 'went', 'satan', 'stared', 'blank', 'screen', 'screamed', 'every', 'curse', 'word', 'known', 'underworld', 'jesus', 'sighed', 'electricity', 'finally', 'flickered', 'back', 'restarted', 'computer', 'satan', 'started', 'searching', 'frantically', 'screaming', 'gone', 'gone', 'lost', 'everything', 'power', 'went', 'meanwhile', 'jesus', 'quietly', 'started', 'printing', 'file', 'past', 'two', 'hour', 'satan', 'observed', 'became', 'irate', 'wait', 'cheated', 'god', 'shrugged', 'said', 'jesus', 'save']","['jesus', 'devil', 'talking', 'arguing', 'one', 'day', 'computer', 'wisdom']","['jesus', 'satan', 'ongoing', 'argument', 'better', 'computer', 'going', 'day', 'god', 'tired', 'hearing', 'bickering', 'finally', 'god', 'said', 'cool', 'going', 'set', 'test', 'run', 'two', 'hour', 'judge', 'better', 'job', 'satan', 'jesus', 'sat', 'keyboard', 'typed', 'away', 'moused', 'spreadsheet', 'wrote', 'report', 'sent', 'fax', 'sent', 'sent', 'attachment', 'downloaded', 'genealogy', 'report', 'made', 'card', 'every', 'known', 'job', 'ten', 'minute', 'time', 'lightening', 'suddenly', 'flashed', 'across', 'sky', 'thunder', 'rolled', 'rain', 'poured', 'course', 'electricity', 'went', 'satan', 'stared', 'blank', 'screen', 'screamed', 'every', 'curse', 'word', 'known', 'underworld', 'jesus', 'sighed', 'electricity', 'finally', 'flickered', 'back', 'restarted', 'computer', 'satan', 'started', 'searching', 'frantically', 'screaming', 'gone', 'gone', 'lost', 'everything', 'power', 'went', 'meanwhile', 'jesus', 'quietly', 'started', 'printing', 'file', 'past', 'two', 'hour', 'satan', 'observed', 'became', 'irate', 'wait', 'cheated', 'god', 'shrugged', 'said', 'jesus', 'save', 'jesus', 'devil', 'talking', 'arguing', 'one', 'day', 'computer', 'wisdom']",120
+Then we met.,377w47,53,My wife and i were happy for 20 years.,['met'],"['wife', 'happy', 'year']","['met', 'wife', 'happy', 'year']",4
+"A middle aged man and a hot young girl step into a jewelery store. The man asks the jeweler to show the girl his finest rings. The jeweler obliged does so and after some consideration the girl picks one of the most expensive ones. At the point the man proceeds to write off a check for the ring; the jeweler interjects ""I'm sorry Sir! We do not take checks"". The man then tells the jeweler, ""I understand your concern. I'll tell you what, cash the check in and my sweet Maria will pass and pick up the ring tomorrow"". The jeweler sees no problems with that and Maria seems to be exhilarated at the thought of getting such a ring. They both leave the jewelery store in a rather passionate way.
+
+The next morning the jeweler calls the man: ""Sir! There seems to be a problem with your check! Apparently the account lack the funds to cash it in"". The man at that point replies, ""Forget the ring. I already got into her pants!""",25yiqr,53,Checks and pants,"['middle', 'aged', 'man', 'hot', 'young', 'girl', 'step', 'jewelery', 'store', 'man', 'asks', 'jeweler', 'show', 'girl', 'finest', 'ring', 'jeweler', 'obliged', 'consideration', 'girl', 'pick', 'one', 'expensive', 'one', 'point', 'man', 'proceeds', 'write', 'check', 'ring', 'jeweler', 'interjects', 'sorry', 'sir', 'take', 'check', 'man', 'tell', 'jeweler', 'understand', 'concern', 'tell', 'cash', 'check', 'sweet', 'maria', 'pas', 'pick', 'ring', 'tomorrow', 'jeweler', 'see', 'problem', 'maria', 'seems', 'exhilarated', 'thought', 'getting', 'ring', 'leave', 'jewelery', 'store', 'rather', 'passionate', 'way', 'next', 'morning', 'jeweler', 'call', 'man', 'sir', 'seems', 'problem', 'check', 'apparently', 'account', 'lack', 'fund', 'cash', 'man', 'point', 'reply', 'forget', 'ring', 'already', 'got', 'pant']","['check', 'pant']","['middle', 'aged', 'man', 'hot', 'young', 'girl', 'step', 'jewelery', 'store', 'man', 'asks', 'jeweler', 'show', 'girl', 'finest', 'ring', 'jeweler', 'obliged', 'consideration', 'girl', 'pick', 'one', 'expensive', 'one', 'point', 'man', 'proceeds', 'write', 'check', 'ring', 'jeweler', 'interjects', 'sorry', 'sir', 'take', 'check', 'man', 'tell', 'jeweler', 'understand', 'concern', 'tell', 'cash', 'check', 'sweet', 'maria', 'pas', 'pick', 'ring', 'tomorrow', 'jeweler', 'see', 'problem', 'maria', 'seems', 'exhilarated', 'thought', 'getting', 'ring', 'leave', 'jewelery', 'store', 'rather', 'passionate', 'way', 'next', 'morning', 'jeweler', 'call', 'man', 'sir', 'seems', 'problem', 'check', 'apparently', 'account', 'lack', 'fund', 'cash', 'man', 'point', 'reply', 'forget', 'ring', 'already', 'got', 'pant', 'check', 'pant']",89
+"... to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?""",1l9k8l,53,A classics professor goes to a tailor...,"['get', 'trouser', 'mended', 'tailor', 'asks', 'euripides', 'professor', 'reply', 'yes', 'eumenides']","['classic', 'professor', 'go', 'tailor']","['get', 'trouser', 'mended', 'tailor', 'asks', 'euripides', 'professor', 'reply', 'yes', 'eumenides', 'classic', 'professor', 'go', 'tailor']",14
+Couldn't find three wise men. Or a virgin... ,2xqgx3,53,Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario.,"['could', 'find', 'three', 'wise', 'men', 'virgin']","['jesus', 'born', 'lindsay', 'ontario']","['could', 'find', 'three', 'wise', 'men', 'virgin', 'jesus', 'born', 'lindsay', 'ontario']",10
+They just go over my head.,1lpwz5,53,I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes.,"['go', 'head']","['like', 'telling', 'clever', 'joke', 'airplane']","['go', 'head', 'like', 'telling', 'clever', 'joke', 'airplane']",7
+"""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster. ",2ob02d,53,And the Lord said unto John...,"['come', 'forth', 'receive', 'eternal', 'life', 'john', 'came', 'fifth', 'toaster']","['lord', 'said', 'unto', 'john']","['come', 'forth', 'receive', 'eternal', 'life', 'john', 'came', 'fifth', 'toaster', 'lord', 'said', 'unto', 'john']",13
+Practice safe sects,33nd7t,53,Don't join dangerous cults,"['practice', 'safe', 'sect']","['join', 'dangerous', 'cult']","['practice', 'safe', 'sect', 'join', 'dangerous', 'cult']",6
+"
+So I packed her things and left.
+",532a1f,53,My wife caught me crossdressing.,"['packed', 'thing', 'left']","['wife', 'caught', 'crossdressing']","['packed', 'thing', 'left', 'wife', 'caught', 'crossdressing']",6
+A synonym roll.,5rxf9x,53,What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?,"['synonym', 'roll']","['thesaurus', 'eat', 'breakfast']","['synonym', 'roll', 'thesaurus', 'eat', 'breakfast']",5
+One of them has a good driver.,1kfitu,53,What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?,"['one', 'good', 'driver']","['difference', 'princess', 'diana', 'tiger', 'wood']","['one', 'good', 'driver', 'difference', 'princess', 'diana', 'tiger', 'wood']",8
+" On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. “I can’t believe you’re doing this.” said his friend. “For your entire life you’re been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now?” “Because I’d rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.”",5rdu8j,53,On His Deathbed,"['deathbed', 'lifelong', 'republican', 'supporter', 'suddenly', 'announced', 'switching', 'democrat', 'believe', 'said', 'friend', 'entire', 'life', 'staunch', 'republican', 'would', 'want', 'become', 'democrat', 'rather', 'one', 'dy', 'one', 'u']",['deathbed'],"['deathbed', 'lifelong', 'republican', 'supporter', 'suddenly', 'announced', 'switching', 'democrat', 'believe', 'said', 'friend', 'entire', 'life', 'staunch', 'republican', 'would', 'want', 'become', 'democrat', 'rather', 'one', 'dy', 'one', 'u', 'deathbed']",25
+Now he's just somebody that we used to know,1r1ix7,53,Does anyone remember Gotye?,"['somebody', 'used', 'know']","['anyone', 'remember', 'gotye']","['somebody', 'used', 'know', 'anyone', 'remember', 'gotye']",6
+A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.,3f0egp,53,What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?,"['yoghurt', 'develops', 'culture', 'sitting', 'year']","['difference', 'america', 'yoghurt']","['yoghurt', 'develops', 'culture', 'sitting', 'year', 'difference', 'america', 'yoghurt']",8
+You bet jurassic would.,3f2owm,53,Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago?,"['bet', 'jurassic', 'would']","['would', 'dangerous', 'human', 'live', 'million', 'year', 'ago']","['bet', 'jurassic', 'would', 'would', 'dangerous', 'human', 'live', 'million', 'year', 'ago']",10
+"Thought of being polite, I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ 
+
+One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s Wales you idiot’
+
+So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’
+
+Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?",516wwx,53,"I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me","['thought', 'polite', 'said', 'hi', 'two', 'girl', 'scotland', 'one', 'spoke', 'quite', 'attitude', 'said', 'wale', 'idiot', 'immediately', 'said', 'sorry', 'two', 'whale', 'scotland', 'long', 'story', 'short', 'anyone', 'know', 'deal', 'black', 'eye', 'fast']","['pub', 'day', 'fat', 'chick', 'walk', 'sit', 'next']","['thought', 'polite', 'said', 'hi', 'two', 'girl', 'scotland', 'one', 'spoke', 'quite', 'attitude', 'said', 'wale', 'idiot', 'immediately', 'said', 'sorry', 'two', 'whale', 'scotland', 'long', 'story', 'short', 'anyone', 'know', 'deal', 'black', 'eye', 'fast', 'pub', 'day', 'fat', 'chick', 'walk', 'sit', 'next']",36
+"When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating",5qwya6,53,The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot,"['fan', 'stop', 'actually', 'see', 'pilot', 'start', 'sweating']","['propellor', 'plane', 'actually', 'giant', 'fan', 'pilot']","['fan', 'stop', 'actually', 'see', 'pilot', 'start', 'sweating', 'propellor', 'plane', 'actually', 'giant', 'fan', 'pilot']",13
+"No, the Brits left.",4q75fu,53,Do all Europeans countries drive on the right?,"['brit', 'left']","['european', 'country', 'drive', 'right']","['brit', 'left', 'european', 'country', 'drive', 'right']",6
+Just got a flare for it.,3s0b1o,53,I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship..,"['got', 'flare']","['great', 'signalling', 'help', 'sinking', 'ship']","['got', 'flare', 'great', 'signalling', 'help', 'sinking', 'ship']",7
+Stupid firemen. ,3zx21q,53,I hate people who knock on my door and tell me that I need to be saved or I'm going to burn.,"['stupid', 'fireman']","['hate', 'people', 'knock', 'door', 'tell', 'need', 'saved', 'going', 'burn']","['stupid', 'fireman', 'hate', 'people', 'knock', 'door', 'tell', 'need', 'saved', 'going', 'burn']",11
+"There, their, they're",3if48u,53,What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi?,[],"['say', 'trying', 'comfort', 'grammar', 'nazi']","['say', 'trying', 'comfort', 'grammar', 'nazi']",5
+"...watching people come and go just passing time when a very handsome well dressed man walks towards the entrance. 
+However, he stops outside leans against the wall as if he is waiting for someone. 
+After a few minutes a beautiful woman walks out the man says, ""tickle your ass with a feather?"" the woman is startled and says, ""excuse me?"" The man quickly and calmly responds, ""particularly nice weather."" The woman is skeptical but says, ""oh... yes it is"" and walks away. 
+The bum is intrigued and watches as a second woman walks out and the same thing happens as with the first woman. ""Tickle your ass with a feather"", ""What?"", ""Particularly nice weather"", ""Oh"" and she walks away. Finally, a third woman walks out and the man says ""tickle your ass with a feather?"" The woman smiles and they walk off arm in arm. 
+The bum having watched the entire spectacle is amazed and decides to try this maneuver. 
+He walks up the bar and a woman soon walks out. 
+Very loud and bluntly the bum says, ""Stick a feather up your ass?"" The woman is shocked, ""What?"" the woman says and the bum responds, ""Look at the fucking clouds""",2j5yc2,53,There's a bum outside a bar...,"['watching', 'people', 'come', 'go', 'passing', 'time', 'handsome', 'well', 'dressed', 'man', 'walk', 'towards', 'entrance', 'however', 'stop', 'outside', 'lean', 'wall', 'waiting', 'someone', 'minute', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'walk', 'man', 'say', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'woman', 'startled', 'say', 'excuse', 'man', 'quickly', 'calmly', 'responds', 'particularly', 'nice', 'weather', 'woman', 'skeptical', 'say', 'oh', 'yes', 'walk', 'away', 'bum', 'intrigued', 'watch', 'second', 'woman', 'walk', 'thing', 'happens', 'first', 'woman', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'particularly', 'nice', 'weather', 'oh', 'walk', 'away', 'finally', 'third', 'woman', 'walk', 'man', 'say', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'woman', 'smile', 'walk', 'arm', 'arm', 'bum', 'watched', 'entire', 'spectacle', 'amazed', 'decides', 'try', 'maneuver', 'walk', 'bar', 'woman', 'soon', 'walk', 'loud', 'bluntly', 'bum', 'say', 'stick', 'feather', 'as', 'woman', 'shocked', 'woman', 'say', 'bum', 'responds', 'look', 'fucking', 'cloud']","['bum', 'outside', 'bar']","['watching', 'people', 'come', 'go', 'passing', 'time', 'handsome', 'well', 'dressed', 'man', 'walk', 'towards', 'entrance', 'however', 'stop', 'outside', 'lean', 'wall', 'waiting', 'someone', 'minute', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'walk', 'man', 'say', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'woman', 'startled', 'say', 'excuse', 'man', 'quickly', 'calmly', 'responds', 'particularly', 'nice', 'weather', 'woman', 'skeptical', 'say', 'oh', 'yes', 'walk', 'away', 'bum', 'intrigued', 'watch', 'second', 'woman', 'walk', 'thing', 'happens', 'first', 'woman', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'particularly', 'nice', 'weather', 'oh', 'walk', 'away', 'finally', 'third', 'woman', 'walk', 'man', 'say', 'tickle', 'as', 'feather', 'woman', 'smile', 'walk', 'arm', 'arm', 'bum', 'watched', 'entire', 'spectacle', 'amazed', 'decides', 'try', 'maneuver', 'walk', 'bar', 'woman', 'soon', 'walk', 'loud', 'bluntly', 'bum', 'say', 'stick', 'feather', 'as', 'woman', 'shocked', 'woman', 'say', 'bum', 'responds', 'look', 'fucking', 'cloud', 'bum', 'outside', 'bar']",112
+"7
+
+Pirates are illiterate.",4dzvao,53,What's a pirate's favorite letter?,"['pirate', 'illiterate']","['pirate', 'favorite', 'letter']","['pirate', 'illiterate', 'pirate', 'favorite', 'letter']",5
+"At the head of the procession was a man leading a labrador on a leash, following 2 slowly moving hearses. He cannot contain his curiosity and walks alongside the man at the head of the procession to offer his condolences. 
+
+""Sorry for your loss, who's in the hearse in front?"" 
+
+""My wife""
+
+""How did she die, if you dont mind my asking?""
+
+""See this dog?"" Says the bereaved man pointing to his labrador, It attacked and killed her.""
+
+""Dear me, who's in the second hearse?"" 
+
+""My mother in law, she was trying to shield my wife from the dog and it attacked and killed her too.""
+
+They walk on for a little while longer in silence, when he asks 
+
+""Can I borrow the dog?""
+
+""Get in line.""
+
+                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ",3uudor,53,A man saw an unusual funeral procession,"['head', 'procession', 'man', 'leading', 'labrador', 'leash', 'following', 'slowly', 'moving', 'hearse', 'contain', 'curiosity', 'walk', 'alongside', 'man', 'head', 'procession', 'offer', 'condolence', 'sorry', 'loss', 'hearse', 'front', 'wife', 'die', 'dont', 'mind', 'asking', 'see', 'dog', 'say', 'bereaved', 'man', 'pointing', 'labrador', 'attacked', 'killed', 'dear', 'second', 'hearse', 'mother', 'law', 'trying', 'shield', 'wife', 'dog', 'attacked', 'killed', 'walk', 'little', 'longer', 'silence', 'asks', 'borrow', 'dog', 'get', 'line']","['man', 'saw', 'unusual', 'funeral', 'procession']","['head', 'procession', 'man', 'leading', 'labrador', 'leash', 'following', 'slowly', 'moving', 'hearse', 'contain', 'curiosity', 'walk', 'alongside', 'man', 'head', 'procession', 'offer', 'condolence', 'sorry', 'loss', 'hearse', 'front', 'wife', 'die', 'dont', 'mind', 'asking', 'see', 'dog', 'say', 'bereaved', 'man', 'pointing', 'labrador', 'attacked', 'killed', 'dear', 'second', 'hearse', 'mother', 'law', 'trying', 'shield', 'wife', 'dog', 'attacked', 'killed', 'walk', 'little', 'longer', 'silence', 'asks', 'borrow', 'dog', 'get', 'line', 'man', 'saw', 'unusual', 'funeral', 'procession']",62
+...serves him right!,1b96se,53,My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off...,"['serf', 'right']","['friend', 'butler', 'left', 'arm', 'cut']","['serf', 'right', 'friend', 'butler', 'left', 'arm', 'cut']",7
+"The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?""",1xmw68,53,A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play...,"['priest', 'say', 'want', 'screw', 'rabbi', 'say']","['catholic', 'priest', 'rabbi', 'watching', 'little', 'boy', 'play']","['priest', 'say', 'want', 'screw', 'rabbi', 'say', 'catholic', 'priest', 'rabbi', 'watching', 'little', 'boy', 'play']",13
+"They both have boys pants half off.
+
+I'm going to hell lol",3gb8gd,53,What do Wal mart and priests have in common?,"['boy', 'pant', 'half', 'going', 'hell', 'lol']","['wal', 'mart', 'priest', 'common']","['boy', 'pant', 'half', 'going', 'hell', 'lol', 'wal', 'mart', 'priest', 'common']",10
+"Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane. ",4999dk,53,Why were the people in the twin towers mad?,"['ordered', 'pepperoni', 'got', 'plane']","['people', 'twin', 'tower', 'mad']","['ordered', 'pepperoni', 'got', 'plane', 'people', 'twin', 'tower', 'mad']",8
+"Helium walks into a bar.
+
+The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here.""
+
+Helium doesn't react.",2ewbh1,53,A chemistry joke.,"['helium', 'walk', 'bar', 'bartender', 'say', 'serve', 'noble', 'gas', 'helium', 'react']","['chemistry', 'joke']","['helium', 'walk', 'bar', 'bartender', 'say', 'serve', 'noble', 'gas', 'helium', 'react', 'chemistry', 'joke']",12
+"Hook hand, peg-leg, eye-patch, the whole nine yards. He's decked out in his best pirate garb and just strolls into this pub. 
+
+The modern folks in the bar are stunned and amused, but only one brave patron approaches,
+
+""Are you really a pirate?"" he asks
+
+""Aye, lad, that I am. Captain Killigan at yer service.""
+
+""Wow, so is all this stuff real? The hook and the leg and all?""
+
+""Aye, aye, and I'll tell ye the story of 'em all for a drink.""
+
+Eager to hear his story, the man buys the pirate a drink and sits to listen.
+
+""Well, first, me leg. Aye, 'twas a great gale in the midst of the Atlantic, and one of my men and fallen over board after a rogue wave hit the ship. I was haulin' him in off the netting when I great white shark leapt out of the water and bit me leg off at the knee...""
+
+""Wow,"" says the bar patron, ""that's amazing! And your hand?""
+
+""Aye, me hand... We were searchin' fer buried treasure off'a the Florida Keys, when while hackin' through the brush, I stumbled upon a great alligator who was right bothered about me beein' there. I fought the beast valiantly, but the bastard took me hand...""
+
+""Oh this is incredible!"" The man exclaims, ""So the eye-patch...how's you lose the eye?""
+
+The pirate pauses, a little reticent to reveal this last injury...
+
+""Well...a seagull pooped in me eye...""
+
+""What? Seagull poops in your eye and now you need an eye-patch?""
+
+""Aye...T'was me first day with the hook..."" ",1bddbi,53,A pirate walks into a bar...,"['hook', 'hand', 'whole', 'nine', 'yard', 'decked', 'best', 'pirate', 'garb', 'stroll', 'pub', 'modern', 'folk', 'bar', 'stunned', 'amused', 'one', 'brave', 'patron', 'approach', 'really', 'pirate', 'asks', 'aye', 'lad', 'captain', 'killigan', 'yer', 'service', 'wow', 'stuff', 'real', 'hook', 'leg', 'aye', 'aye', 'tell', 'ye', 'story', 'drink', 'eager', 'hear', 'story', 'man', 'buy', 'pirate', 'drink', 'sits', 'listen', 'well', 'first', 'leg', 'aye', 'great', 'gale', 'midst', 'atlantic', 'one', 'men', 'fallen', 'board', 'rogue', 'wave', 'hit', 'ship', 'haulin', 'netting', 'great', 'white', 'shark', 'leapt', 'water', 'bit', 'leg', 'knee', 'wow', 'say', 'bar', 'patron', 'amazing', 'hand', 'aye', 'hand', 'searchin', 'fer', 'buried', 'treasure', 'florida', 'key', 'hackin', 'brush', 'stumbled', 'upon', 'great', 'alligator', 'right', 'bothered', 'beein', 'fought', 'beast', 'valiantly', 'bastard', 'took', 'hand', 'oh', 'incredible', 'man', 'exclaims', 'lose', 'eye', 'pirate', 'pause', 'little', 'reticent', 'reveal', 'last', 'injury', 'well', 'seagull', 'pooped', 'eye', 'seagull', 'poop', 'eye', 'need', 'aye', 'first', 'day', 'hook']","['pirate', 'walk', 'bar']","['hook', 'hand', 'whole', 'nine', 'yard', 'decked', 'best', 'pirate', 'garb', 'stroll', 'pub', 'modern', 'folk', 'bar', 'stunned', 'amused', 'one', 'brave', 'patron', 'approach', 'really', 'pirate', 'asks', 'aye', 'lad', 'captain', 'killigan', 'yer', 'service', 'wow', 'stuff', 'real', 'hook', 'leg', 'aye', 'aye', 'tell', 'ye', 'story', 'drink', 'eager', 'hear', 'story', 'man', 'buy', 'pirate', 'drink', 'sits', 'listen', 'well', 'first', 'leg', 'aye', 'great', 'gale', 'midst', 'atlantic', 'one', 'men', 'fallen', 'board', 'rogue', 'wave', 'hit', 'ship', 'haulin', 'netting', 'great', 'white', 'shark', 'leapt', 'water', 'bit', 'leg', 'knee', 'wow', 'say', 'bar', 'patron', 'amazing', 'hand', 'aye', 'hand', 'searchin', 'fer', 'buried', 'treasure', 'florida', 'key', 'hackin', 'brush', 'stumbled', 'upon', 'great', 'alligator', 'right', 'bothered', 'beein', 'fought', 'beast', 'valiantly', 'bastard', 'took', 'hand', 'oh', 'incredible', 'man', 'exclaims', 'lose', 'eye', 'pirate', 'pause', 'little', 'reticent', 'reveal', 'last', 'injury', 'well', 'seagull', 'pooped', 'eye', 'seagull', 'poop', 'eye', 'need', 'aye', 'first', 'day', 'hook', 'pirate', 'walk', 'bar']",132
+A great thing ruined by a period.,35oece,53,What is 6.9?,"['great', 'thing', 'ruined', 'period']",[],"['great', 'thing', 'ruined', 'period']",4
+A booby trap!,3dslbj,53,What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off?,"['booby', 'trap']","['call', 'bra', 'tightens', 'try', 'take']","['booby', 'trap', 'call', 'bra', 'tightens', 'try', 'take']",7
+So I put her in my new smart fridge,43dq02,53,My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology,"['put', 'new', 'smart', 'fridge']","['girlfriend', 'complained', 'woman', 'technology']","['put', 'new', 'smart', 'fridge', 'girlfriend', 'complained', 'woman', 'technology']",8
+"Your Wife is shouting at you to open the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door. Which one do you let in?
+
+Well you can choose, but if you let the dog in at least they will stop barking. ",1denq7,53,Dog or Wife?,"['wife', 'shouting', 'open', 'front', 'door', 'dog', 'barking', 'back', 'door', 'one', 'let', 'well', 'choose', 'let', 'dog', 'least', 'stop', 'barking']","['dog', 'wife']","['wife', 'shouting', 'open', 'front', 'door', 'dog', 'barking', 'back', 'door', 'one', 'let', 'well', 'choose', 'let', 'dog', 'least', 'stop', 'barking', 'dog', 'wife']",20
+love her.,3yl43p,53,Tell my WiFi,['love'],"['tell', 'wifi']","['love', 'tell', 'wifi']",3
+BJ Tittyfuck von Hockey.,1crj54,53,"Met a girl the other day and asked her her name. She said, ""Carmen"". I said it was a nice name. She said it's from the two things she likes most, cars and men. Then she asked me my name. I held out my hand and said...","['bj', 'tittyfuck', 'von', 'hockey']","['met', 'girl', 'day', 'asked', 'name', 'said', 'carmen', 'said', 'nice', 'name', 'said', 'two', 'thing', 'like', 'car', 'men', 'asked', 'name', 'held', 'hand', 'said']","['bj', 'tittyfuck', 'von', 'hockey', 'met', 'girl', 'day', 'asked', 'name', 'said', 'carmen', 'said', 'nice', 'name', 'said', 'two', 'thing', 'like', 'car', 'men', 'asked', 'name', 'held', 'hand', 'said']",25
+Audi...,5tw53r,53,What'd the cowboy say when he walked into the German car dealership?,['audi'],"['cowboy', 'say', 'walked', 'german', 'car', 'dealership']","['audi', 'cowboy', 'say', 'walked', 'german', 'car', 'dealership']",7
+would I still have 2020 vision?,2t07si,53,If I could see 5 years into the future...,"['would', 'still', 'vision']","['could', 'see', 'year', 'future']","['would', 'still', 'vision', 'could', 'see', 'year', 'future']",7
+"A german, a frenchman, and a greek are on a plane. The plane crashes in the amazon. They meet the natives and they say ""don't kill us"" and the amazonians say ""We will not kill you, but you have to do something. You have to spend 10 years in a cave. We will fill the cave up with all the provisions you need and whatever you want.""
+
+They ask the german what he wants. He says ""I want bratwurst. I want sausages everywhere. I wanna eat'em all the time, and I wanna eat a lot."" So they fill the cave up with sausages.   
+They ask the frenchman what he wants. He says ""I want women. I want women everywhere. I don't what kind of women; what age, what color, what size. I just want women."" So they fill the cave up with women.     
+They ask the greek guy. He says ""I want cigarettes. I wanna chain smoke all the time. I wanna smoke my way through the 10 years."" So they fill the cave up with cigarettes.
+
+
+10 years pass and it is time to open the caves. They open the german's cave. Out comes one huge beast of a man, so gelatinous, they can barely get him through the door.    
+They open the frenchman's cave. And they see little kids playing around, women talking to each other, and the frenchman humping away at another woman in bed.    
+they open the greek guy's cave. He is sitting on top of a pile of unopened cigarettes. He says ""A lighter...........give me a lighter!""",1htyui,53,"A german, a frenchman, and a greek crash in the amazon","['german', 'frenchman', 'greek', 'plane', 'plane', 'crash', 'amazon', 'meet', 'native', 'say', 'kill', 'u', 'amazonians', 'say', 'kill', 'something', 'spend', 'year', 'cave', 'fill', 'cave', 'provision', 'need', 'whatever', 'want', 'ask', 'german', 'want', 'say', 'want', 'bratwurst', 'want', 'sausage', 'everywhere', 'wan', 'na', 'time', 'wan', 'na', 'eat', 'lot', 'fill', 'cave', 'sausage', 'ask', 'frenchman', 'want', 'say', 'want', 'woman', 'want', 'woman', 'everywhere', 'kind', 'woman', 'age', 'color', 'size', 'want', 'woman', 'fill', 'cave', 'woman', 'ask', 'greek', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'cigarette', 'wan', 'na', 'chain', 'smoke', 'time', 'wan', 'na', 'smoke', 'way', 'year', 'fill', 'cave', 'cigarette', 'year', 'pas', 'time', 'open', 'cave', 'open', 'german', 'cave', 'come', 'one', 'huge', 'beast', 'man', 'gelatinous', 'barely', 'get', 'door', 'open', 'frenchman', 'cave', 'see', 'little', 'kid', 'playing', 'around', 'woman', 'talking', 'frenchman', 'humping', 'away', 'another', 'woman', 'bed', 'open', 'greek', 'guy', 'cave', 'sitting', 'top', 'pile', 'unopened', 'cigarette', 'say', 'lighter', 'give', 'lighter']","['german', 'frenchman', 'greek', 'crash', 'amazon']","['german', 'frenchman', 'greek', 'plane', 'plane', 'crash', 'amazon', 'meet', 'native', 'say', 'kill', 'u', 'amazonians', 'say', 'kill', 'something', 'spend', 'year', 'cave', 'fill', 'cave', 'provision', 'need', 'whatever', 'want', 'ask', 'german', 'want', 'say', 'want', 'bratwurst', 'want', 'sausage', 'everywhere', 'wan', 'na', 'time', 'wan', 'na', 'eat', 'lot', 'fill', 'cave', 'sausage', 'ask', 'frenchman', 'want', 'say', 'want', 'woman', 'want', 'woman', 'everywhere', 'kind', 'woman', 'age', 'color', 'size', 'want', 'woman', 'fill', 'cave', 'woman', 'ask', 'greek', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'cigarette', 'wan', 'na', 'chain', 'smoke', 'time', 'wan', 'na', 'smoke', 'way', 'year', 'fill', 'cave', 'cigarette', 'year', 'pas', 'time', 'open', 'cave', 'open', 'german', 'cave', 'come', 'one', 'huge', 'beast', 'man', 'gelatinous', 'barely', 'get', 'door', 'open', 'frenchman', 'cave', 'see', 'little', 'kid', 'playing', 'around', 'woman', 'talking', 'frenchman', 'humping', 'away', 'another', 'woman', 'bed', 'open', 'greek', 'guy', 'cave', 'sitting', 'top', 'pile', 'unopened', 'cigarette', 'say', 'lighter', 'give', 'lighter', 'german', 'frenchman', 'greek', 'crash', 'amazon']",133
+"Her husband is away on a business trip. Suddenly she hears the sound of the front door opening, her husband is back earlier than she expected. 
+
+""Quick! Hide in the bathroom!"", she says to the man in her bed, he scampers off quickly.
+
+The husband walks into the bedroom and sees his wife naked. Thinking on her feet she says ""You must have had a long journey, come to bed and make love to me.""
+
+""That sounds great, I'll just have a quick shower, let me pop to the bathroom.""
+
+He opens the door and is confronted with a man, barefoot to the neck, looking into the distance, clapping with his arms outstretched.
+
+The husband asks ""Who are you?""
+
+""From the council"", the man replied, ""your wife phoned us up and said you had a moth problem""
+
+""But you're not wearing any clothes?!""
+
+The man suddenly looked down at his naked body and looking shocked he exclaimed: ""The bastards!""
+",4ecew0,53,A woman is in bed with a man she shouldn't be with,"['husband', 'away', 'business', 'trip', 'suddenly', 'hears', 'sound', 'front', 'door', 'opening', 'husband', 'back', 'earlier', 'expected', 'quick', 'hide', 'bathroom', 'say', 'man', 'bed', 'scamper', 'quickly', 'husband', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'wife', 'naked', 'thinking', 'foot', 'say', 'must', 'long', 'journey', 'come', 'bed', 'make', 'love', 'sound', 'great', 'quick', 'shower', 'let', 'pop', 'bathroom', 'open', 'door', 'confronted', 'man', 'barefoot', 'neck', 'looking', 'distance', 'clapping', 'arm', 'outstretched', 'husband', 'asks', 'council', 'man', 'replied', 'wife', 'phoned', 'u', 'said', 'moth', 'problem', 'wearing', 'clothes', 'man', 'suddenly', 'looked', 'naked', 'body', 'looking', 'shocked', 'exclaimed', 'bastard']","['woman', 'bed', 'man']","['husband', 'away', 'business', 'trip', 'suddenly', 'hears', 'sound', 'front', 'door', 'opening', 'husband', 'back', 'earlier', 'expected', 'quick', 'hide', 'bathroom', 'say', 'man', 'bed', 'scamper', 'quickly', 'husband', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'wife', 'naked', 'thinking', 'foot', 'say', 'must', 'long', 'journey', 'come', 'bed', 'make', 'love', 'sound', 'great', 'quick', 'shower', 'let', 'pop', 'bathroom', 'open', 'door', 'confronted', 'man', 'barefoot', 'neck', 'looking', 'distance', 'clapping', 'arm', 'outstretched', 'husband', 'asks', 'council', 'man', 'replied', 'wife', 'phoned', 'u', 'said', 'moth', 'problem', 'wearing', 'clothes', 'man', 'suddenly', 'looked', 'naked', 'body', 'looking', 'shocked', 'exclaimed', 'bastard', 'woman', 'bed', 'man']",81
+"After a delightful meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. 
+
+Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, ""Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""  Watson said, ""I see millions and millions of stars.""  Sherlock said, ""And what does that tell you?""
+
+
+
+After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning.  Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.  Metereologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today.  What does it tell you?"" 
+
+Holmes was silent for about 30 seconds and said, ""Watson, you idiot!  Someone has stolen our tent!""
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+(By the way, I found this on the Internet and wanted to share it with you guys. It's a repost, but at least I'm honest)",51oj1p,53,Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip,"['delightful', 'meal', 'bottle', 'red', 'lay', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'hour', 'later', 'holmes', 'woke', 'nudged', 'faithful', 'friend', 'said', 'watson', 'want', 'look', 'sky', 'tell', 'see', 'watson', 'said', 'see', 'million', 'million', 'star', 'sherlock', 'said', 'tell', 'minute', 'pondering', 'watson', 'said', 'astronomically', 'tell', 'million', 'galaxy', 'potentially', 'billion', 'planet', 'astrologically', 'observe', 'saturn', 'leo', 'horologically', 'deduce', 'time', 'approximately', 'quarter', 'past', 'three', 'morning', 'theologically', 'see', 'god', 'powerful', 'small', 'insignificant', 'metereologically', 'suspect', 'beautiful', 'day', 'today', 'tell', 'holmes', 'silent', 'second', 'said', 'watson', 'idiot', 'someone', 'stolen', 'tent', 'way', 'found', 'internet', 'wanted', 'share', 'guy', 'repost', 'least', 'honest']","['sherlock', 'holmes', 'dr', 'watson', 'went', 'camping', 'trip']","['delightful', 'meal', 'bottle', 'red', 'lay', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'hour', 'later', 'holmes', 'woke', 'nudged', 'faithful', 'friend', 'said', 'watson', 'want', 'look', 'sky', 'tell', 'see', 'watson', 'said', 'see', 'million', 'million', 'star', 'sherlock', 'said', 'tell', 'minute', 'pondering', 'watson', 'said', 'astronomically', 'tell', 'million', 'galaxy', 'potentially', 'billion', 'planet', 'astrologically', 'observe', 'saturn', 'leo', 'horologically', 'deduce', 'time', 'approximately', 'quarter', 'past', 'three', 'morning', 'theologically', 'see', 'god', 'powerful', 'small', 'insignificant', 'metereologically', 'suspect', 'beautiful', 'day', 'today', 'tell', 'holmes', 'silent', 'second', 'said', 'watson', 'idiot', 'someone', 'stolen', 'tent', 'way', 'found', 'internet', 'wanted', 'share', 'guy', 'repost', 'least', 'honest', 'sherlock', 'holmes', 'dr', 'watson', 'went', 'camping', 'trip']",91
+"A cop came and asked, “How in the world did you drive right into that funeral and kill 10 fucking people?”
+
+The blonde hesitatingly replies, “Uh, I was driving an old Ford of mine. And the brakes suddenly stopped working.”
+
+“So?”
+
+“I saw that two pedestrians were crossing the road and this funeral was to my right.”
+
+“You could have hit those two pedestrian cunts! Killing two is better than killing ten,” cried the cop. 
+
+“I knew you would say that, officer,” said the blonde getting confident. “But as soon as I hit the first, the second started to run towards the funeral!”",1wa55f,53,A blonde was charged for driving into a funeral and killing 10 people.,"['cop', 'came', 'asked', 'world', 'drive', 'right', 'funeral', 'kill', 'fucking', 'people', 'blonde', 'hesitatingly', 'reply', 'uh', 'driving', 'old', 'ford', 'mine', 'brake', 'suddenly', 'stopped', 'saw', 'two', 'pedestrian', 'crossing', 'road', 'funeral', 'could', 'hit', 'two', 'pedestrian', 'cunt', 'killing', 'two', 'better', 'killing', 'ten', 'cried', 'cop', 'knew', 'would', 'say', 'officer', 'said', 'blonde', 'getting', 'confident', 'soon', 'hit', 'first', 'second', 'started', 'run', 'towards', 'funeral']","['blonde', 'charged', 'driving', 'funeral', 'killing', 'people']","['cop', 'came', 'asked', 'world', 'drive', 'right', 'funeral', 'kill', 'fucking', 'people', 'blonde', 'hesitatingly', 'reply', 'uh', 'driving', 'old', 'ford', 'mine', 'brake', 'suddenly', 'stopped', 'saw', 'two', 'pedestrian', 'crossing', 'road', 'funeral', 'could', 'hit', 'two', 'pedestrian', 'cunt', 'killing', 'two', 'better', 'killing', 'ten', 'cried', 'cop', 'knew', 'would', 'say', 'officer', 'said', 'blonde', 'getting', 'confident', 'soon', 'hit', 'first', 'second', 'started', 'run', 'towards', 'funeral', 'blonde', 'charged', 'driving', 'funeral', 'killing', 'people']",61
+"The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
+
+The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ""So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new"".
+
+""So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks $1,695,759 when you and I are doing basically the same work?""
+
+The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
+
+""Try doing it with the engine running...""",1b3kqx,53,"The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, ""Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?""","['cardiologist', 'bit', 'surprised', 'walked', 'mechanic', 'working', 'motorcycle', 'mechanic', 'straightened', 'wiped', 'hand', 'rag', 'asked', 'doc', 'look', 'engine', 'open', 'heart', 'take', 'valve', 'repair', 'damage', 'put', 'back', 'finish', 'work', 'like', 'new', 'come', 'make', 'year', 'get', 'really', 'big', 'buck', 'basically', 'work', 'cardiologist', 'paused', 'smiled', 'leaned', 'whispered', 'mechanic', 'try', 'engine', 'running']","['cardiologist', 'waiting', 'service', 'manager', 'come', 'take', 'look', 'bike', 'mechanic', 'shouted', 'across', 'garage', 'hey', 'doc', 'want', 'take', 'look']","['cardiologist', 'bit', 'surprised', 'walked', 'mechanic', 'working', 'motorcycle', 'mechanic', 'straightened', 'wiped', 'hand', 'rag', 'asked', 'doc', 'look', 'engine', 'open', 'heart', 'take', 'valve', 'repair', 'damage', 'put', 'back', 'finish', 'work', 'like', 'new', 'come', 'make', 'year', 'get', 'really', 'big', 'buck', 'basically', 'work', 'cardiologist', 'paused', 'smiled', 'leaned', 'whispered', 'mechanic', 'try', 'engine', 'running', 'cardiologist', 'waiting', 'service', 'manager', 'come', 'take', 'look', 'bike', 'mechanic', 'shouted', 'across', 'garage', 'hey', 'doc', 'want', 'take', 'look']",63
+"He sits down in the front row. A man sits behind him.
A girl comes out and starts dancing. Both of the men cheer.
She takes off her top. Both men cheer.
She takes off her bottom.Only the man in the front cheers.
Curious the man in front turns around and asks
Where'd all the enthusiasm go.
The man response. ""all over your back""
",1q9sbh,53,So a man hoes to a strip club,"['sits', 'front', 'row', 'man', 'sits', 'behind', 'girl', 'come', 'start', 'dancing', 'men', 'cheer', 'take', 'top', 'men', 'cheer', 'take', 'man', 'front', 'cheer', 'curious', 'man', 'front', 'turn', 'around', 'asks', 'enthusiasm', 'go', 'man', 'response', 'back']","['man', 'hoe', 'strip', 'club']","['sits', 'front', 'row', 'man', 'sits', 'behind', 'girl', 'come', 'start', 'dancing', 'men', 'cheer', 'take', 'top', 'men', 'cheer', 'take', 'man', 'front', 'cheer', 'curious', 'man', 'front', 'turn', 'around', 'asks', 'enthusiasm', 'go', 'man', 'response', 'back', 'man', 'hoe', 'strip', 'club']",35
+Why else would there be so many jokes about them.,38brd8,53,Of course women are funny.,"['else', 'would', 'many', 'joke']","['course', 'woman', 'funny']","['else', 'would', 'many', 'joke', 'course', 'woman', 'funny']",7
+So I entered myself.,3jufd1,53,I saw a weird competition yesterday - The first person to successfully have intercourse with them self wins.,['entered'],"['saw', 'weird', 'competition', 'yesterday', 'first', 'person', 'successfully', 'intercourse', 'self', 'win']","['entered', 'saw', 'weird', 'competition', 'yesterday', 'first', 'person', 'successfully', 'intercourse', 'self', 'win']",11
+"Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."" ",4vbtca,53,"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?""","['mom', 'replied', 'asian', 'bsian', 'csian', 'failsian']","['asian', 'kid', 'ask', 'mom', 'mom', 'score', 'everything']","['mom', 'replied', 'asian', 'bsian', 'csian', 'failsian', 'asian', 'kid', 'ask', 'mom', 'mom', 'score', 'everything']",13
+free,1i73xa,53,I like my coffee how I like my slaves,['free'],"['like', 'coffee', 'like', 'slave']","['free', 'like', 'coffee', 'like', 'slave']",5
+Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant.,3c6yj0,53,Why do elephants have four feet?,"['six', 'inch', 'would', 'never', 'satisfy', 'female', 'elephant']","['elephant', 'four', 'foot']","['six', 'inch', 'would', 'never', 'satisfy', 'female', 'elephant', 'elephant', 'four', 'foot']",10
+"I don’t think I ever got over
+my grandmother’s death when I was a kid.
+My grandmother died from a heart attack
+during my ninth birthday party.
+Literally while she was eating cake.
+And I guess that must have screwed me up a little bit.
+I mean, I still have birthday parties.
+But now I’m just careful what I wish for.
+
+—Anthony Jeselnik",1algnv,53,Careful what you wish for!,"['think', 'ever', 'got', 'grandmother', 'death', 'kid', 'grandmother', 'died', 'heart', 'attack', 'ninth', 'birthday', 'party', 'literally', 'eating', 'cake', 'guess', 'must', 'screwed', 'little', 'bit', 'mean', 'still', 'birthday', 'party', 'careful', 'wish', 'jeselnik']","['careful', 'wish']","['think', 'ever', 'got', 'grandmother', 'death', 'kid', 'grandmother', 'died', 'heart', 'attack', 'ninth', 'birthday', 'party', 'literally', 'eating', 'cake', 'guess', 'must', 'screwed', 'little', 'bit', 'mean', 'still', 'birthday', 'party', 'careful', 'wish', 'jeselnik', 'careful', 'wish']",30
+Crazy cows. They have to be nuts. ,4e17hd,53,Where does almond and cashew milk come from?,"['crazy', 'cow', 'nut']","['almond', 'cashew', 'milk', 'come']","['crazy', 'cow', 'nut', 'almond', 'cashew', 'milk', 'come']",7
+"My son: knock, knock
+Me: who's there
+My son: Nobody
+Me: Nobody who?
+My son: penis
+
+",1oj3y4,53,"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It","['son', 'knock', 'knock', 'son', 'nobody', 'nobody', 'son', 'penis']","['year', 'old', 'wrote', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke', 'today']","['son', 'knock', 'knock', 'son', 'nobody', 'nobody', 'son', 'penis', 'year', 'old', 'wrote', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke', 'today']",15
+Games.,2o9kr3,53,What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?,['game'],"['call', 'hunger', 'game', 'ethiopia']","['game', 'call', 'hunger', 'game', 'ethiopia']",5
+"Bill, Bob, Jim and Troy are on the golf course and are discussing how well their sons have been doing in life before teeing off. 
+
+Bill has to leave to go to the bathroom while the others get ready to tee off on the first hole. They start bragging about their sons....
+
+Bob says to the guys, 'my son has been doing so well in the contsructuon business that he decided to build his best friend a brand a new house, and he gave it to him for free!'
+
+Jim says, 'oh yea, well my son has been doing so well that he owns 9 Mercedes Benz dealerships and he bought his best friend a brand new black Mercedes Benz, and gave it to him for free!!'
+
+Troy says, 'oh yea, well my son is a prestigious stock broker and gave his best friend a stock portfolio thats worth over 1 million dollars, and gave it to him for free!!'
+
+Bill comes back from the bathroom. 
+
+His friends ask him about his son. Bill says, 'oh yea... well, he is doing great. I just found out he is gay and he is a gogo dancer at local gay bar.'
+
+(Everyone laughs and points at Bill) 
+
+'Well, anyway,' Bill continues, 'he seems to be doing pretty well for himself. He owns a brand new house, has a brand new black Mercedes Benz and has an awesome stock portfolio worth over a million bucks!!!'",2yj8vt,53,An old group of friends go golfing...,"['bill', 'bob', 'jim', 'troy', 'golf', 'course', 'discussing', 'well', 'son', 'life', 'teeing', 'bill', 'leave', 'go', 'bathroom', 'others', 'get', 'ready', 'tee', 'first', 'hole', 'start', 'bragging', 'son', 'bob', 'say', 'guy', 'son', 'well', 'contsructuon', 'business', 'decided', 'build', 'best', 'friend', 'brand', 'new', 'house', 'gave', 'free', 'jim', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'son', 'well', 'owns', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'dealership', 'bought', 'best', 'friend', 'brand', 'new', 'black', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'gave', 'free', 'troy', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'son', 'prestigious', 'stock', 'broker', 'gave', 'best', 'friend', 'stock', 'portfolio', 'thats', 'worth', 'million', 'dollar', 'gave', 'free', 'bill', 'come', 'back', 'bathroom', 'friend', 'ask', 'son', 'bill', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'great', 'found', 'gay', 'gogo', 'dancer', 'local', 'gay', 'bar', 'everyone', 'laugh', 'point', 'bill', 'anyway', 'bill', 'continues', 'seems', 'pretty', 'well', 'owns', 'brand', 'new', 'house', 'brand', 'new', 'black', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'awesome', 'stock', 'portfolio', 'worth', 'million', 'buck']","['old', 'group', 'friend', 'go', 'golfing']","['bill', 'bob', 'jim', 'troy', 'golf', 'course', 'discussing', 'well', 'son', 'life', 'teeing', 'bill', 'leave', 'go', 'bathroom', 'others', 'get', 'ready', 'tee', 'first', 'hole', 'start', 'bragging', 'son', 'bob', 'say', 'guy', 'son', 'well', 'contsructuon', 'business', 'decided', 'build', 'best', 'friend', 'brand', 'new', 'house', 'gave', 'free', 'jim', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'son', 'well', 'owns', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'dealership', 'bought', 'best', 'friend', 'brand', 'new', 'black', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'gave', 'free', 'troy', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'son', 'prestigious', 'stock', 'broker', 'gave', 'best', 'friend', 'stock', 'portfolio', 'thats', 'worth', 'million', 'dollar', 'gave', 'free', 'bill', 'come', 'back', 'bathroom', 'friend', 'ask', 'son', 'bill', 'say', 'yea', 'well', 'great', 'found', 'gay', 'gogo', 'dancer', 'local', 'gay', 'bar', 'everyone', 'laugh', 'point', 'bill', 'anyway', 'bill', 'continues', 'seems', 'pretty', 'well', 'owns', 'brand', 'new', 'house', 'brand', 'new', 'black', 'mercedes', 'benz', 'awesome', 'stock', 'portfolio', 'worth', 'million', 'buck', 'old', 'group', 'friend', 'go', 'golfing']",128
+common Coitusy,4ka3li,53,"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex?","['common', 'coitusy']","['call', 'say', 'please', 'thank', 'sex']","['common', 'coitusy', 'call', 'say', 'please', 'thank', 'sex']",7
+"His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?""",4ohnqj,53,A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50,"['dad', 'asks', 'need']","['jewish', 'boy', 'asks', 'dad']","['dad', 'asks', 'need', 'jewish', 'boy', 'asks', 'dad']",7
+With a silent 'cr',42gveg,53,My wife's cooking is incredible!,['silent'],"['wife', 'cooking', 'incredible']","['silent', 'wife', 'cooking', 'incredible']",4
+Neither did she.,1busm6,53,Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller?,['neither'],"['guy', 'hear', 'happened', 'helen', 'keller']","['neither', 'guy', 'hear', 'happened', 'helen', 'keller']",6
+"A mailman was putting in his last shift before he started an office job. He was a popular man in the neighborhood, known for being courteous and prompt with his deliveries. As such, he was lavished with home-baked goods, bottles of wine and gift cards as he made his final rounds. 
+
+The mailman's final stop of the day was at the house of a wealthy lawyer, who had always treated the mailman like garbage. When he rang the doorbell, however, it was the lawyer's gorgeous wife, dressed in a revealing negligee, who answered the door. Wordlessly, she led him to the upstairs bedroom where they had the most amazing sex the mailman had ever had in his life. 
+
+As he was about to leave, the lawyer's wife handed him a crumpled one dollar bill. ""What was that all about?"" he asked. 
+
+""Well, last night when I asked my husband what we should do for you, he said 'fuck him, give him a dollar.'""",2psai2,53,The mailman's last day,"['mailman', 'putting', 'last', 'shift', 'started', 'office', 'job', 'popular', 'man', 'neighborhood', 'known', 'courteous', 'prompt', 'delivery', 'lavished', 'good', 'bottle', 'wine', 'gift', 'card', 'made', 'final', 'round', 'mailman', 'final', 'stop', 'day', 'house', 'wealthy', 'lawyer', 'always', 'treated', 'mailman', 'like', 'garbage', 'rang', 'doorbell', 'however', 'lawyer', 'gorgeous', 'wife', 'dressed', 'revealing', 'negligee', 'answered', 'door', 'wordlessly', 'led', 'upstairs', 'bedroom', 'amazing', 'sex', 'mailman', 'ever', 'life', 'leave', 'lawyer', 'wife', 'handed', 'crumpled', 'one', 'dollar', 'bill', 'asked', 'well', 'last', 'night', 'asked', 'husband', 'said', 'give', 'dollar']","['mailman', 'last', 'day']","['mailman', 'putting', 'last', 'shift', 'started', 'office', 'job', 'popular', 'man', 'neighborhood', 'known', 'courteous', 'prompt', 'delivery', 'lavished', 'good', 'bottle', 'wine', 'gift', 'card', 'made', 'final', 'round', 'mailman', 'final', 'stop', 'day', 'house', 'wealthy', 'lawyer', 'always', 'treated', 'mailman', 'like', 'garbage', 'rang', 'doorbell', 'however', 'lawyer', 'gorgeous', 'wife', 'dressed', 'revealing', 'negligee', 'answered', 'door', 'wordlessly', 'led', 'upstairs', 'bedroom', 'amazing', 'sex', 'mailman', 'ever', 'life', 'leave', 'lawyer', 'wife', 'handed', 'crumpled', 'one', 'dollar', 'bill', 'asked', 'well', 'last', 'night', 'asked', 'husband', 'said', 'give', 'dollar', 'mailman', 'last', 'day']",75
+"The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''",32xmac,53,"A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''.......","['man', 'say', 'go', 'tell', 'go', 'hold', 'monkey']","['woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby', 'bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugh', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'woman', 'walk', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted']","['man', 'say', 'go', 'tell', 'go', 'hold', 'monkey', 'woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby', 'bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugh', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'woman', 'walk', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted']",30
+"And says to the barman: ""Give me a gin...""
+
+.
+
+.
+
+.
+
+""And tonic.""
+
+The barman, curious, asks while preparing the drink: ""Hey mate, why the big pause?""
+
+To what the bear replies ""I don't know... I guess my father had them too"".",47cc1r,53,A bear walks into a bar...,"['say', 'barman', 'give', 'gin', 'tonic', 'barman', 'curious', 'asks', 'preparing', 'drink', 'hey', 'mate', 'big', 'pause', 'bear', 'reply', 'know', 'guess', 'father']","['bear', 'walk', 'bar']","['say', 'barman', 'give', 'gin', 'tonic', 'barman', 'curious', 'asks', 'preparing', 'drink', 'hey', 'mate', 'big', 'pause', 'bear', 'reply', 'know', 'guess', 'father', 'bear', 'walk', 'bar']",22
+... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.,221zui,53,Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie...,"['able', 'sneak', 'back', 'putting', 'glass']","['got', 'thrown', 'theatre', 'superman', 'movie']","['able', 'sneak', 'back', 'putting', 'glass', 'got', 'thrown', 'theatre', 'superman', 'movie']",10
+Eating Amanda out.,2uh0bu,53,What's better than eating a mandarin?,"['eating', 'amanda']","['better', 'eating', 'mandarin']","['eating', 'amanda', 'better', 'eating', 'mandarin']",5
+"What did one eye say to the other?
+Between you and me something smells.",29un57,53,What did one eye say to the other?,"['one', 'eye', 'say', 'something', 'smell']","['one', 'eye', 'say']","['one', 'eye', 'say', 'something', 'smell', 'one', 'eye', 'say']",8
+Boo-Bees....,2wworu,53,What do you call bees that produce milk?,[],"['call', 'bee', 'produce', 'milk']","['call', 'bee', 'produce', 'milk']",4
+"A man is sitting in his usual bar, enjoying a drink, when another man enters and takes a seat next to him. After a few uncertain glances, he realizes the man is actually a woman he used to know. He reintroduces himself, and they get to catching up. The man is quite intrigued with the  concept of transsexual procedures and they have a long, engaging conversation about how different life must now be for the transgender man. After nearly an hour, he bids his farewell, and leaves the cisgender man back to himself. At this point, the bartender mentions how nice it can be to run into old friends, and then asks if they had just disconnected or if he had been on a trip. The man replies, ""something like that, he was a broad for a while"" ",2u1yu2,53,A transgender walks into a bar,"['man', 'sitting', 'usual', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'another', 'man', 'enters', 'take', 'seat', 'next', 'uncertain', 'glance', 'realizes', 'man', 'actually', 'woman', 'used', 'know', 'reintroduces', 'get', 'catching', 'man', 'quite', 'intrigued', 'concept', 'transsexual', 'procedure', 'long', 'engaging', 'conversation', 'different', 'life', 'must', 'transgender', 'man', 'nearly', 'hour', 'bid', 'farewell', 'leaf', 'cisgender', 'man', 'back', 'point', 'bartender', 'mention', 'nice', 'run', 'old', 'friend', 'asks', 'disconnected', 'trip', 'man', 'reply', 'something', 'like', 'broad']","['transgender', 'walk', 'bar']","['man', 'sitting', 'usual', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'another', 'man', 'enters', 'take', 'seat', 'next', 'uncertain', 'glance', 'realizes', 'man', 'actually', 'woman', 'used', 'know', 'reintroduces', 'get', 'catching', 'man', 'quite', 'intrigued', 'concept', 'transsexual', 'procedure', 'long', 'engaging', 'conversation', 'different', 'life', 'must', 'transgender', 'man', 'nearly', 'hour', 'bid', 'farewell', 'leaf', 'cisgender', 'man', 'back', 'point', 'bartender', 'mention', 'nice', 'run', 'old', 'friend', 'asks', 'disconnected', 'trip', 'man', 'reply', 'something', 'like', 'broad', 'transgender', 'walk', 'bar']",63
+"Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.",375zit,53,Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?,"['would', 'chicken', 'sedan']","['chicken', 'coop', 'door']","['would', 'chicken', 'sedan', 'chicken', 'coop', 'door']",6
+Because the fucking alien went back home! ,45mkmw,53,Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T.,"['fucking', 'alien', 'went', 'back', 'home']","['donald', 'trump', 'favorite', 'movie']","['fucking', 'alien', 'went', 'back', 'home', 'donald', 'trump', 'favorite', 'movie']",9
+"Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
+
+Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
+
+Sergeant: What is her height?
+
+Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
+
+Sergeant: Weight?
+
+Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
+
+Sergeant: Color of eyes?
+
+Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
+
+Sergeant: Color of hair?
+
+Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
+
+Sergeant: What was she wearing?
+
+Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
+
+Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
+
+Husband: She went in my truck.
+
+Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
+
+Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and ""Bubba"" floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
+
+At this point the husband started choking up.
+
+Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
+",46qx4w,53,A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.,"['husband', 'went', 'sheriff', 'department', 'report', 'wife', 'missing', 'husband', 'wife', 'missing', 'went', 'shopping', 'yesterday', 'come', 'home', 'sergeant', 'height', 'husband', 'gee', 'sure', 'little', 'tall', 'sergeant', 'weight', 'husband', 'know', 'slim', 'really', 'fat', 'sergeant', 'color', 'eye', 'husband', 'sort', 'brown', 'think', 'never', 'really', 'noticed', 'sergeant', 'color', 'hair', 'husband', 'change', 'couple', 'time', 'year', 'maybe', 'dark', 'brown', 'remember', 'sergeant', 'wearing', 'husband', 'could', 'pant', 'maybe', 'skirt', 'short', 'know', 'exactly', 'sergeant', 'kind', 'car', 'go', 'husband', 'went', 'truck', 'sergeant', 'kind', 'truck', 'husband', 'ford', 'king', 'ranch', 'engine', 'special', 'ordered', 'manual', 'transmission', 'climate', 'controlled', 'air', 'conditioning', 'custom', 'matching', 'white', 'cover', 'bed', 'matching', 'aftermarket', 'bed', 'liner', 'custom', 'leather', 'seat', 'bubba', 'floor', 'mat', 'trailer', 'package', 'gold', 'hitch', 'special', 'wiring', 'dvd', 'full', 'gps', 'navigation', 'satellite', 'radio', 'receiver', 'cb', 'radio', 'six', 'cup', 'holder', 'usb', 'port', 'four', 'power', 'outlet', 'added', 'special', 'alloy', 'wheel', 'michelins', 'custom', 'running', 'board', 'indirect', 'wheel', 'well', 'lighting', 'point', 'husband', 'started', 'choking', 'sergeant', 'worry', 'buddy', 'find', 'truck']","['husband', 'went', 'sheriff', 'department', 'report', 'wife', 'missing']","['husband', 'went', 'sheriff', 'department', 'report', 'wife', 'missing', 'husband', 'wife', 'missing', 'went', 'shopping', 'yesterday', 'come', 'home', 'sergeant', 'height', 'husband', 'gee', 'sure', 'little', 'tall', 'sergeant', 'weight', 'husband', 'know', 'slim', 'really', 'fat', 'sergeant', 'color', 'eye', 'husband', 'sort', 'brown', 'think', 'never', 'really', 'noticed', 'sergeant', 'color', 'hair', 'husband', 'change', 'couple', 'time', 'year', 'maybe', 'dark', 'brown', 'remember', 'sergeant', 'wearing', 'husband', 'could', 'pant', 'maybe', 'skirt', 'short', 'know', 'exactly', 'sergeant', 'kind', 'car', 'go', 'husband', 'went', 'truck', 'sergeant', 'kind', 'truck', 'husband', 'ford', 'king', 'ranch', 'engine', 'special', 'ordered', 'manual', 'transmission', 'climate', 'controlled', 'air', 'conditioning', 'custom', 'matching', 'white', 'cover', 'bed', 'matching', 'aftermarket', 'bed', 'liner', 'custom', 'leather', 'seat', 'bubba', 'floor', 'mat', 'trailer', 'package', 'gold', 'hitch', 'special', 'wiring', 'dvd', 'full', 'gps', 'navigation', 'satellite', 'radio', 'receiver', 'cb', 'radio', 'six', 'cup', 'holder', 'usb', 'port', 'four', 'power', 'outlet', 'added', 'special', 'alloy', 'wheel', 'michelins', 'custom', 'running', 'board', 'indirect', 'wheel', 'well', 'lighting', 'point', 'husband', 'started', 'choking', 'sergeant', 'worry', 'buddy', 'find', 'truck', 'husband', 'went', 'sheriff', 'department', 'report', 'wife', 'missing']",150
+"""How can we build this?""
+A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?""
+A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?""",3cg4iz,53,An engineer major asks...,"['build', 'business', 'major', 'asks', 'finance', 'liberal', 'art', 'major', 'asks', 'want', 'fry']","['engineer', 'major', 'asks']","['build', 'business', 'major', 'asks', 'finance', 'liberal', 'art', 'major', 'asks', 'want', 'fry', 'engineer', 'major', 'asks']",14
+"Get a job on a construction site. 
+One day the foreman has to keep an early appointment, so he leaves the black guy and the white guy in charge of building, and leaves the Chinese guy in charge of supplies. 
+Hours later, the foreman returns to find the black and white guys standing around, and no sign at all of the Chinese guy. 
+""WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!"" ""We've got a schedule to keep, there's no time for dicking around!"" 
+The black guy tells him that they laid out the foundation, and couldn't do any more because the Chinese guy never showed up with any supplies. 
+The foreman isn't interested in excuses, and continues screaming ""I DON'T CARE! YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT HIM,YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE OUT TO GET..."" 
+Just then, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a big pile of dirt, throws some confetti at the foreman, and yells ""SUPPLIES!!"" ",257v7c,53,"A black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy...","['get', 'job', 'construction', 'site', 'one', 'day', 'foreman', 'keep', 'early', 'appointment', 'leaf', 'black', 'guy', 'white', 'guy', 'charge', 'building', 'leaf', 'chinese', 'guy', 'charge', 'supply', 'hour', 'later', 'foreman', 'return', 'find', 'black', 'white', 'guy', 'standing', 'around', 'sign', 'chinese', 'guy', 'hell', 'going', 'got', 'schedule', 'keep', 'time', 'dicking', 'around', 'black', 'guy', 'tell', 'laid', 'foundation', 'could', 'chinese', 'guy', 'never', 'showed', 'supply', 'foreman', 'interested', 'excuse', 'continues', 'screaming', 'care', 'let', 'worry', 'gone', 'get', 'chinese', 'guy', 'jump', 'behind', 'big', 'pile', 'dirt', 'throw', 'confetti', 'foreman', 'yell', 'supply']","['black', 'guy', 'white', 'guy', 'chinese', 'guy']","['get', 'job', 'construction', 'site', 'one', 'day', 'foreman', 'keep', 'early', 'appointment', 'leaf', 'black', 'guy', 'white', 'guy', 'charge', 'building', 'leaf', 'chinese', 'guy', 'charge', 'supply', 'hour', 'later', 'foreman', 'return', 'find', 'black', 'white', 'guy', 'standing', 'around', 'sign', 'chinese', 'guy', 'hell', 'going', 'got', 'schedule', 'keep', 'time', 'dicking', 'around', 'black', 'guy', 'tell', 'laid', 'foundation', 'could', 'chinese', 'guy', 'never', 'showed', 'supply', 'foreman', 'interested', 'excuse', 'continues', 'screaming', 'care', 'let', 'worry', 'gone', 'get', 'chinese', 'guy', 'jump', 'behind', 'big', 'pile', 'dirt', 'throw', 'confetti', 'foreman', 'yell', 'supply', 'black', 'guy', 'white', 'guy', 'chinese', 'guy']",82
+"Because they were Russian...
+
+
+Why was WWII so long?
+
+
+They were Stalin...",3u5nr8,53,Why was WWI so short?,"['russian', 'wwii', 'long', 'stalin']","['wwi', 'short']","['russian', 'wwii', 'long', 'stalin', 'wwi', 'short']",6
+They both got six months.,35v0vo,53,Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar?,"['got', 'six', 'month']","['hear', 'couple', 'stole', 'calendar']","['got', 'six', 'month', 'hear', 'couple', 'stole', 'calendar']",7
+The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!,1wnku1,53,I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier...,"['lifeguard', 'shouted', 'loudly', 'nearly', 'fell']","['got', 'caught', 'taking', 'piss', 'swimming', 'pool', 'earlier']","['lifeguard', 'shouted', 'loudly', 'nearly', 'fell', 'got', 'caught', 'taking', 'piss', 'swimming', 'pool', 'earlier']",12
+"Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""",3moufp,53,"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?""","['jimmy', 'replied', 'cry', 'heard', 'daddy', 'tell', 'mommy', 'going', 'eat', 'p', 'ssy', 'jimmy', 'leaf', 'school', 'today']","['teacher', 'asked', 'jimmy', 'cat', 'school', 'today', 'jimmy']","['jimmy', 'replied', 'cry', 'heard', 'daddy', 'tell', 'mommy', 'going', 'eat', 'p', 'ssy', 'jimmy', 'leaf', 'school', 'today', 'teacher', 'asked', 'jimmy', 'cat', 'school', 'today', 'jimmy']",22
+"Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.",1lqbx3,53,What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?,"['sure', 'taste', 'ai', 'right']","['beer', 'going', 'cousin', 'common']","['sure', 'taste', 'ai', 'right', 'beer', 'going', 'cousin', 'common']",8
+you dont get either at home. ,1lfyra,53,what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common?,"['dont', 'get', 'either', 'home']","['egg', 'benedict', 'blow', 'job', 'common']","['dont', 'get', 'either', 'home', 'egg', 'benedict', 'blow', 'job', 'common']",9
+"So a traffic cop is sitting in his car on the side of the road. The cars go past, nobody is speeding. However, as police officer is watching, a car with a dozen penguins drives past. The cop pulls the man over and says, ""Sir! Why do you have all these penguins in your car?"" The man shrugs and says. ""I dunno."" The officer tells him, ""You gotta take these penguins to the zoo!"" The man says ""Okay."" and drives off.
+
+A couple of hours later, the traffic cop is about to end his shift when he see the same car drive past... and it STILL has all the penguins in it. Furious, the officer pull the man over again and says, ""I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"" The man replies, ""I did! Now we're going to the movies!""",4wl8du,53,A traffic cop and some penguins,"['traffic', 'cop', 'sitting', 'car', 'side', 'road', 'car', 'go', 'past', 'nobody', 'speeding', 'however', 'police', 'officer', 'watching', 'car', 'dozen', 'penguin', 'drive', 'past', 'cop', 'pull', 'man', 'say', 'sir', 'penguin', 'car', 'man', 'shrug', 'say', 'dunno', 'officer', 'tell', 'got', 'ta', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'drive', 'couple', 'hour', 'later', 'traffic', 'cop', 'end', 'shift', 'see', 'car', 'drive', 'past', 'still', 'penguin', 'furious', 'officer', 'pull', 'man', 'say', 'thought', 'told', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'reply', 'going', 'movie']","['traffic', 'cop', 'penguin']","['traffic', 'cop', 'sitting', 'car', 'side', 'road', 'car', 'go', 'past', 'nobody', 'speeding', 'however', 'police', 'officer', 'watching', 'car', 'dozen', 'penguin', 'drive', 'past', 'cop', 'pull', 'man', 'say', 'sir', 'penguin', 'car', 'man', 'shrug', 'say', 'dunno', 'officer', 'tell', 'got', 'ta', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'drive', 'couple', 'hour', 'later', 'traffic', 'cop', 'end', 'shift', 'see', 'car', 'drive', 'past', 'still', 'penguin', 'furious', 'officer', 'pull', 'man', 'say', 'thought', 'told', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'reply', 'going', 'movie', 'traffic', 'cop', 'penguin']",72
+Leave the plunger in the toilet,4jdvwp,53,How do you surprise Helen Keller?,"['leave', 'plunger', 'toilet']","['surprise', 'helen', 'keller']","['leave', 'plunger', 'toilet', 'surprise', 'helen', 'keller']",6
+Depends. ,3emzgb,53,What does eighty year old pussy taste like?,['depends'],"['eighty', 'year', 'old', 'pussy', 'taste', 'like']","['depends', 'eighty', 'year', 'old', 'pussy', 'taste', 'like']",7
+Only half the people turned up.,4k8d1y,53,I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!!,"['half', 'people', 'turned']","['arranged', 'fundraising', 'event', 'victim', 'land', 'mine', 'last', 'week', 'total', 'waste', 'time', 'though']","['half', 'people', 'turned', 'arranged', 'fundraising', 'event', 'victim', 'land', 'mine', 'last', 'week', 'total', 'waste', 'time', 'though']",15
+"The 1911 says to the Glock: ""Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?""
+
+The Glock says ""You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!""
+
+From a friend of mine who's a gun enthusiast.",276chb,53,A Colt 1911 and a Glock walks into a bar...,"['say', 'glock', 'hey', 'ugly', 'foreigner', 'want', 'drinking', 'contest', 'glock', 'say', 'old', 'idiot', 'last', 'round', 'friend', 'mine', 'gun', 'enthusiast']","['colt', 'glock', 'walk', 'bar']","['say', 'glock', 'hey', 'ugly', 'foreigner', 'want', 'drinking', 'contest', 'glock', 'say', 'old', 'idiot', 'last', 'round', 'friend', 'mine', 'gun', 'enthusiast', 'colt', 'glock', 'walk', 'bar']",22
+"One a poodle the other a great dane start chatting. Great dane asks the poodle why he's at the vet, poodle replies that he was feeling a bit frisky that morning and seeing the family cat decided to jump on it and give it a good humping. Now his owner has brought him here to be castrated. And why are you here the poodle askes the great dane?
+Well I too was feeling randy this morning and seeing my owner come naked out of the shower I decided to jump on her and give her a good shagging. Oh replies the poodle so you're here to be castrated as well. No, replies the great dane I'm here to have my nails trimmed.
+",4j1kan,53,Two dogs at the vet,"['one', 'poodle', 'great', 'dane', 'start', 'chatting', 'great', 'dane', 'asks', 'poodle', 'vet', 'poodle', 'reply', 'feeling', 'bit', 'frisky', 'morning', 'seeing', 'family', 'cat', 'decided', 'jump', 'give', 'good', 'humping', 'owner', 'brought', 'castrated', 'poodle', 'askes', 'great', 'dane', 'well', 'feeling', 'randy', 'morning', 'seeing', 'owner', 'come', 'naked', 'shower', 'decided', 'jump', 'give', 'good', 'shagging', 'oh', 'reply', 'poodle', 'castrated', 'well', 'reply', 'great', 'dane', 'nail', 'trimmed']","['two', 'dog', 'vet']","['one', 'poodle', 'great', 'dane', 'start', 'chatting', 'great', 'dane', 'asks', 'poodle', 'vet', 'poodle', 'reply', 'feeling', 'bit', 'frisky', 'morning', 'seeing', 'family', 'cat', 'decided', 'jump', 'give', 'good', 'humping', 'owner', 'brought', 'castrated', 'poodle', 'askes', 'great', 'dane', 'well', 'feeling', 'randy', 'morning', 'seeing', 'owner', 'come', 'naked', 'shower', 'decided', 'jump', 'give', 'good', 'shagging', 'oh', 'reply', 'poodle', 'castrated', 'well', 'reply', 'great', 'dane', 'nail', 'trimmed', 'two', 'dog', 'vet']",59
+"watching a dog lick its balls.
+
+One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that.""
+
+The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you.""",380iil,53,Two bloke sitting in a pub,"['watching', 'dog', 'lick', 'ball', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'wish', 'could', 'second', 'drunk', 'reply', 'give', 'biscuit', 'might', 'let']","['two', 'bloke', 'sitting', 'pub']","['watching', 'dog', 'lick', 'ball', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'wish', 'could', 'second', 'drunk', 'reply', 'give', 'biscuit', 'might', 'let', 'two', 'bloke', 'sitting', 'pub']",20
+"One day shes walking by Charlie's room and sees him steering an imaginary steering wheel. ""What are you doing Charlie?"" She asks.
+""I'm driving to Chicago!"" He replies.
+""Oh ok then.""
+
+Next day she walks by again, and hes still ""driving."" She asks, ""what are you doing Charlie?"" He replies, ""I just got to Chicago and I'm driving around!"" She shakes her head, ""ok then.""
+
+As she's walking off she peeks into the next door, where Allen sleeps, and sees him furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks ""my goodness Allen, what are doing?!""
+
+""I'm fucking Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!""",1gh9li,53,Jill works at an insane asylum....,"['one', 'day', 'shes', 'walking', 'charlie', 'room', 'see', 'steering', 'imaginary', 'steering', 'wheel', 'charlie', 'asks', 'driving', 'chicago', 'reply', 'oh', 'ok', 'next', 'day', 'walk', 'he', 'still', 'driving', 'asks', 'charlie', 'reply', 'got', 'chicago', 'driving', 'around', 'shake', 'head', 'ok', 'walking', 'peek', 'next', 'door', 'allen', 'sleep', 'see', 'furiously', 'masturbating', 'shocked', 'asks', 'goodness', 'allen', 'fucking', 'charlie', 'wife', 'chicago']","['jill', 'work', 'insane', 'asylum']","['one', 'day', 'shes', 'walking', 'charlie', 'room', 'see', 'steering', 'imaginary', 'steering', 'wheel', 'charlie', 'asks', 'driving', 'chicago', 'reply', 'oh', 'ok', 'next', 'day', 'walk', 'he', 'still', 'driving', 'asks', 'charlie', 'reply', 'got', 'chicago', 'driving', 'around', 'shake', 'head', 'ok', 'walking', 'peek', 'next', 'door', 'allen', 'sleep', 'see', 'furiously', 'masturbating', 'shocked', 'asks', 'goodness', 'allen', 'fucking', 'charlie', 'wife', 'chicago', 'jill', 'work', 'insane', 'asylum']",55
+"He goes to see his rabbi one day and says,
+
+""Rabbi you won't believe what happened to me! Last week someone stole my bicycle from synagogue!""
+
+The rabbi is deeply upset by this, but after thinking for a moment he offers a solution:
+
+""Next week come to services, sit in the fron row, and when we recite the Ten Commandments, turn around and look at the people behind you. Aand when we get to 'Thou shalt not steal,' see who can't look you in the eyes and that's your guy.""
+
+The rabbi is very pleased with his suggestion, and so is the man. At the next service, the rabbi is very curious to learn whether his advice panned out. He waits for the man by the doors of the synagogue, and asks him, 
+
+""So, did it work?""
+
+""Like a charm,"" the man answers. ""The moment we got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' I remembered where I left my bike!""
+
+
+Complements of the book, ""The (Honest) Truth About Dishonesty"" by Dan Ariely",3rg9f0,53,A guy gets his bike stolen from synagogue...,"['go', 'see', 'rabbi', 'one', 'day', 'say', 'rabbi', 'wo', 'believe', 'happened', 'last', 'week', 'someone', 'stole', 'bicycle', 'synagogue', 'rabbi', 'deeply', 'upset', 'thinking', 'moment', 'offer', 'solution', 'next', 'week', 'come', 'service', 'sit', 'fron', 'row', 'recite', 'ten', 'commandment', 'turn', 'around', 'look', 'people', 'behind', 'aand', 'get', 'shalt', 'steal', 'see', 'ca', 'look', 'eye', 'guy', 'rabbi', 'pleased', 'suggestion', 'man', 'next', 'service', 'rabbi', 'curious', 'learn', 'whether', 'advice', 'panned', 'wait', 'man', 'door', 'synagogue', 'asks', 'work', 'like', 'charm', 'man', 'answer', 'moment', 'got', 'shalt', 'commit', 'adultery', 'remembered', 'left', 'bike', 'complement', 'book', 'honest', 'truth', 'dishonesty', 'dan', 'ariely']","['guy', 'get', 'bike', 'stolen', 'synagogue']","['go', 'see', 'rabbi', 'one', 'day', 'say', 'rabbi', 'wo', 'believe', 'happened', 'last', 'week', 'someone', 'stole', 'bicycle', 'synagogue', 'rabbi', 'deeply', 'upset', 'thinking', 'moment', 'offer', 'solution', 'next', 'week', 'come', 'service', 'sit', 'fron', 'row', 'recite', 'ten', 'commandment', 'turn', 'around', 'look', 'people', 'behind', 'aand', 'get', 'shalt', 'steal', 'see', 'ca', 'look', 'eye', 'guy', 'rabbi', 'pleased', 'suggestion', 'man', 'next', 'service', 'rabbi', 'curious', 'learn', 'whether', 'advice', 'panned', 'wait', 'man', 'door', 'synagogue', 'asks', 'work', 'like', 'charm', 'man', 'answer', 'moment', 'got', 'shalt', 'commit', 'adultery', 'remembered', 'left', 'bike', 'complement', 'book', 'honest', 'truth', 'dishonesty', 'dan', 'ariely', 'guy', 'get', 'bike', 'stolen', 'synagogue']",89
+Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change.,3l8s71,53,How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['one', 'light', 'bulb', 'want', 'change']","['many', 'psychologist', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['one', 'light', 'bulb', 'want', 'change', 'many', 'psychologist', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",10
+"By walking.  
+
+Jk. Rowling",3vigrf,53,How did Harry Potter get down the hill?,"['walking', 'jk', 'rowling']","['harry', 'potter', 'get', 'hill']","['walking', 'jk', 'rowling', 'harry', 'potter', 'get', 'hill']",7
+"One day a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were set to be executed. They lined the three woman up in front of a firing squad. First, they brought the brunette up. Ready, aim. But just before they shoot she shouts ""Earthquake!"" and in the commotion she escapes. Once the chaos dies down they bring up the redhead. Ready, aim.""Tornado!"" and she escapes. Then they bring the blonde up. By that time the blonde has caught on. Ready aim, and she shouts ""Fire""!
+",2jnq5d,53,"The brunette, the redhead, and the blonde.","['one', 'day', 'brunette', 'redhead', 'blonde', 'set', 'executed', 'lined', 'three', 'woman', 'front', 'firing', 'squad', 'first', 'brought', 'brunette', 'ready', 'aim', 'shoot', 'shout', 'earthquake', 'commotion', 'escape', 'chaos', 'dy', 'bring', 'redhead', 'ready', 'tornado', 'escape', 'bring', 'blonde', 'time', 'blonde', 'caught', 'ready', 'aim', 'shout', 'fire']","['brunette', 'redhead', 'blonde']","['one', 'day', 'brunette', 'redhead', 'blonde', 'set', 'executed', 'lined', 'three', 'woman', 'front', 'firing', 'squad', 'first', 'brought', 'brunette', 'ready', 'aim', 'shoot', 'shout', 'earthquake', 'commotion', 'escape', 'chaos', 'dy', 'bring', 'redhead', 'ready', 'tornado', 'escape', 'bring', 'blonde', 'time', 'blonde', 'caught', 'ready', 'aim', 'shout', 'fire', 'brunette', 'redhead', 'blonde']",42
+Because their wives are driving.,4mvipj,53,Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?,"['wife', 'driving']","['car', 'accident', 'happen', 'men', 'drunk']","['wife', 'driving', 'car', 'accident', 'happen', 'men', 'drunk']",7
+"A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation's top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech. After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limousine driver commented that he'd heard the speech enough times, and that even though he didn't understand it, he felt as if he could deliver it word-for-word. So the physicist agreed to trade places and let him give the speech, and the physicist would sit in the back and wear the limousine driver's uniform. After giving the speech flawlessly, the limousine driver opened the floor for questions from the students (typically there were none). However, at this particular University there was a rather egotistical student who thought he was smart enough to compete mentally with the Nobel physicist. The question took 5 minutes to get out and would require a rather lengthy explanation and some complex calculus to answer. Without batting an eye, the limousine driver responded to the young student by saying, ""The answer to that question is so easy, I'll let my limousine driver, seated in the back, respond.""",4q6hj8,53,Nobel award winning physicist and his limo driver,"['nobel', 'award', 'winning', 'physicist', 'afraid', 'flying', 'speaking', 'tour', 'nation', 'top', 'college', 'travelled', 'limousine', 'destination', 'give', 'speech', 'two', 'dozen', 'engagement', 'physicist', 'limousine', 'driver', 'dinner', 'next', 'speech', 'limousine', 'driver', 'commented', 'heard', 'speech', 'enough', 'time', 'even', 'though', 'understand', 'felt', 'could', 'deliver', 'physicist', 'agreed', 'trade', 'place', 'let', 'give', 'speech', 'physicist', 'would', 'sit', 'back', 'wear', 'limousine', 'driver', 'uniform', 'giving', 'speech', 'flawlessly', 'limousine', 'driver', 'opened', 'floor', 'question', 'student', 'typically', 'none', 'however', 'particular', 'university', 'rather', 'egotistical', 'student', 'thought', 'smart', 'enough', 'compete', 'mentally', 'nobel', 'physicist', 'question', 'took', 'minute', 'get', 'would', 'require', 'rather', 'lengthy', 'explanation', 'complex', 'calculus', 'answer', 'without', 'batting', 'eye', 'limousine', 'driver', 'responded', 'young', 'student', 'saying', 'answer', 'question', 'easy', 'let', 'limousine', 'driver', 'seated', 'back', 'respond']","['nobel', 'award', 'winning', 'physicist', 'limo', 'driver']","['nobel', 'award', 'winning', 'physicist', 'afraid', 'flying', 'speaking', 'tour', 'nation', 'top', 'college', 'travelled', 'limousine', 'destination', 'give', 'speech', 'two', 'dozen', 'engagement', 'physicist', 'limousine', 'driver', 'dinner', 'next', 'speech', 'limousine', 'driver', 'commented', 'heard', 'speech', 'enough', 'time', 'even', 'though', 'understand', 'felt', 'could', 'deliver', 'physicist', 'agreed', 'trade', 'place', 'let', 'give', 'speech', 'physicist', 'would', 'sit', 'back', 'wear', 'limousine', 'driver', 'uniform', 'giving', 'speech', 'flawlessly', 'limousine', 'driver', 'opened', 'floor', 'question', 'student', 'typically', 'none', 'however', 'particular', 'university', 'rather', 'egotistical', 'student', 'thought', 'smart', 'enough', 'compete', 'mentally', 'nobel', 'physicist', 'question', 'took', 'minute', 'get', 'would', 'require', 'rather', 'lengthy', 'explanation', 'complex', 'calculus', 'answer', 'without', 'batting', 'eye', 'limousine', 'driver', 'responded', 'young', 'student', 'saying', 'answer', 'question', 'easy', 'let', 'limousine', 'driver', 'seated', 'back', 'respond', 'nobel', 'award', 'winning', 'physicist', 'limo', 'driver']",113
+"When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40.   
+
+
+2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2.  ",20las8,53,Turning 40,"['best', 'friend', 'turned', 'sent', 'cd', 'mail', 'month', 'later', 'received', 'cd', 'mail']",['turning'],"['best', 'friend', 'turned', 'sent', 'cd', 'mail', 'month', 'later', 'received', 'cd', 'mail', 'turning']",12
+"So a man walks up to his his wife and says, ""Honey, today you the dog and I are going fishing."" The wife says, ""I hate fishing so much, I refuse to go."" ""Alright"", says the husband, "" in that case I will give you three options. Give me head, do anal, or go fishing."" The wife takes some time to think about it and then later walks up to her husband and say, ""I have decided that I will give you head."" She gets down and sucks her husbands dick and is drawn aback and say, ""Your dick tastes like absolute shit!"" The husband say, ""The dog didn't want to go fishing either.""",1kmicx,53,Gone Fishing.,"['man', 'walk', 'wife', 'say', 'honey', 'today', 'dog', 'going', 'fishing', 'wife', 'say', 'hate', 'fishing', 'much', 'refuse', 'go', 'alright', 'say', 'husband', 'case', 'give', 'three', 'option', 'give', 'head', 'anal', 'go', 'fishing', 'wife', 'take', 'time', 'think', 'later', 'walk', 'husband', 'say', 'decided', 'give', 'head', 'get', 'suck', 'husband', 'dick', 'drawn', 'aback', 'say', 'dick', 'taste', 'like', 'absolute', 'shit', 'husband', 'say', 'dog', 'want', 'go', 'fishing', 'either']","['gone', 'fishing']","['man', 'walk', 'wife', 'say', 'honey', 'today', 'dog', 'going', 'fishing', 'wife', 'say', 'hate', 'fishing', 'much', 'refuse', 'go', 'alright', 'say', 'husband', 'case', 'give', 'three', 'option', 'give', 'head', 'anal', 'go', 'fishing', 'wife', 'take', 'time', 'think', 'later', 'walk', 'husband', 'say', 'decided', 'give', 'head', 'get', 'suck', 'husband', 'dick', 'drawn', 'aback', 'say', 'dick', 'taste', 'like', 'absolute', 'shit', 'husband', 'say', 'dog', 'want', 'go', 'fishing', 'either', 'gone', 'fishing']",60
+"They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
+
+They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
+
+They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
+",3yqm50,53,So I was at the club,"['played', 'crank', 'superman', 'played', 'cupid', 'shuffle', 'cupid', 'shuffle', 'played', 'come', 'eileen', 'got', 'kicked', 'club']",['club'],"['played', 'crank', 'superman', 'played', 'cupid', 'shuffle', 'cupid', 'shuffle', 'played', 'come', 'eileen', 'got', 'kicked', 'club', 'club']",15
+Boo-bees.,4lb74d,53,What kind of bees give milk?,[],"['kind', 'bee', 'give', 'milk']","['kind', 'bee', 'give', 'milk']",4
+Because I put on the wrong sock this morning,2jwafb,53,Why did the sperm cross the road?,"['put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning']","['sperm', 'cross', 'road']","['put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning', 'sperm', 'cross', 'road']",7
+"
+Their criminal record.",2hvm7q,53,What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?,"['criminal', 'record']","['black', 'guy', 'double', 'size', 'white', 'men', 'get', 'bigger', 'every', 'time', 'touch', 'woman']","['criminal', 'record', 'black', 'guy', 'double', 'size', 'white', 'men', 'get', 'bigger', 'every', 'time', 'touch', 'woman']",14
+"There once was a handsome, sentient snail. One day, he passed by a local convenience store and decided to enter in a lottery. A week later, he discovered he had won!
+
+With his new fortune, he bought a brand new car. As it sat in his garage, he couldn't help thinking it lacked a little pizzaz. He found a bucket of paint and paintbrush and painted an enormous ""S"" for ""snail"" on the car.
+
+He decided to go for a drive. As he happily drove down the street, the onlookers said...
+
+""Look at that S car go.""
+",2zxmi3,53,My dad used to tell me this one when I was little.,"['handsome', 'sentient', 'snail', 'one', 'day', 'passed', 'local', 'convenience', 'store', 'decided', 'enter', 'lottery', 'week', 'later', 'discovered', 'new', 'fortune', 'bought', 'brand', 'new', 'car', 'sat', 'garage', 'could', 'help', 'thinking', 'lacked', 'little', 'pizzaz', 'found', 'bucket', 'paint', 'paintbrush', 'painted', 'enormous', 'snail', 'car', 'decided', 'go', 'drive', 'happily', 'drove', 'street', 'onlooker', 'said', 'look', 'car', 'go']","['dad', 'used', 'tell', 'one', 'little']","['handsome', 'sentient', 'snail', 'one', 'day', 'passed', 'local', 'convenience', 'store', 'decided', 'enter', 'lottery', 'week', 'later', 'discovered', 'new', 'fortune', 'bought', 'brand', 'new', 'car', 'sat', 'garage', 'could', 'help', 'thinking', 'lacked', 'little', 'pizzaz', 'found', 'bucket', 'paint', 'paintbrush', 'painted', 'enormous', 'snail', 'car', 'decided', 'go', 'drive', 'happily', 'drove', 'street', 'onlooker', 'said', 'look', 'car', 'go', 'dad', 'used', 'tell', 'one', 'little']",53
+Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.,1g5ah4,53,I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye...,"['turn', 'seeing', 'someone', 'else', 'whole', 'time']","['used', 'date', 'girl', 'lazy', 'eye']","['turn', 'seeing', 'someone', 'else', 'whole', 'time', 'used', 'date', 'girl', 'lazy', 'eye']",11
+"and orders two drinks, having one for himself and leaving the other one untouched at the stool beside him. The next day, the bartender notices that he does it again, and the day after, he does it a third time. When he does it a fourth time, the bartender finally asks him ""why do you keep ordering two drinks but only having one?"". In response, the physicist says ""according to the laws of physics, there is a statistical chance that billions of atoms could align perfectly and form a beautiful woman sitting on the stool"". The bartender then asks ""why don't you just ask a woman to have a drink with you and see if she says yes?"", to which the physicist replies ""well what's the chance that that's actually going to happen?""",3scnc6,53,A physicist walks into a bar...,"['order', 'two', 'drink', 'one', 'leaving', 'one', 'untouched', 'stool', 'beside', 'next', 'day', 'bartender', 'notice', 'day', 'third', 'time', 'fourth', 'time', 'bartender', 'finally', 'asks', 'keep', 'ordering', 'two', 'drink', 'one', 'response', 'physicist', 'say', 'according', 'law', 'physic', 'statistical', 'chance', 'billion', 'atom', 'could', 'align', 'perfectly', 'form', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'sitting', 'stool', 'bartender', 'asks', 'ask', 'woman', 'drink', 'see', 'say', 'yes', 'physicist', 'reply', 'well', 'chance', 'actually', 'going', 'happen']","['physicist', 'walk', 'bar']","['order', 'two', 'drink', 'one', 'leaving', 'one', 'untouched', 'stool', 'beside', 'next', 'day', 'bartender', 'notice', 'day', 'third', 'time', 'fourth', 'time', 'bartender', 'finally', 'asks', 'keep', 'ordering', 'two', 'drink', 'one', 'response', 'physicist', 'say', 'according', 'law', 'physic', 'statistical', 'chance', 'billion', 'atom', 'could', 'align', 'perfectly', 'form', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'sitting', 'stool', 'bartender', 'asks', 'ask', 'woman', 'drink', 'see', 'say', 'yes', 'physicist', 'reply', 'well', 'chance', 'actually', 'going', 'happen', 'physicist', 'walk', 'bar']",62
+Hose A and Hose B.,23ssuo,53,What do you call two mexican firefighters?,"['hose', 'hose', 'b']","['call', 'two', 'mexican', 'firefighter']","['hose', 'hose', 'b', 'call', 'two', 'mexican', 'firefighter']",7
+"A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college.
+
+ ""George!"" he yells. ""I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?""
+
+ ""Well,"" George replies. ""I am the Clarinet player for the International Orchestra.""
+
+ ""Spectacular!"" the man replies.
+
+ ""It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the king of England, he loves the music. He says 'Fill the instruments with gold!' and they fill the Tuba with gold and they fill the Saxophone with gold, and me with the fuckin Clarinet.""
+
+ ""We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says 'Fill the instruments with silver!' and they fill the Tuba with silver and they fill the Saxophone with silver, and me with the fuckin Clarinet.
+
+ ""Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he say 'Shove the instruments up their asses!' and the tuba doesn't fit and the Saxophone doesn't fit. And me with the Fucking Clarinet!""",1n3jor,53,Face the Music,"['man', 'walking', 'around', 'street', 'city', 'one', 'day', 'spy', 'old', 'friend', 'college', 'george', 'yell', 'seen', 'age', 'well', 'george', 'reply', 'clarinet', 'player', 'international', 'orchestra', 'spectacular', 'man', 'reply', 'might', 'think', 'friend', 'play', 'king', 'england', 'love', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'gold', 'fill', 'tuba', 'gold', 'fill', 'saxophone', 'gold', 'fuckin', 'clarinet', 'play', 'queen', 'france', 'love', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'silver', 'fill', 'tuba', 'silver', 'fill', 'saxophone', 'silver', 'fuckin', 'clarinet', 'play', 'czar', 'russia', 'hate', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'ass', 'tuba', 'fit', 'saxophone', 'fit', 'fucking', 'clarinet']","['face', 'music']","['man', 'walking', 'around', 'street', 'city', 'one', 'day', 'spy', 'old', 'friend', 'college', 'george', 'yell', 'seen', 'age', 'well', 'george', 'reply', 'clarinet', 'player', 'international', 'orchestra', 'spectacular', 'man', 'reply', 'might', 'think', 'friend', 'play', 'king', 'england', 'love', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'gold', 'fill', 'tuba', 'gold', 'fill', 'saxophone', 'gold', 'fuckin', 'clarinet', 'play', 'queen', 'france', 'love', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'silver', 'fill', 'tuba', 'silver', 'fill', 'saxophone', 'silver', 'fuckin', 'clarinet', 'play', 'czar', 'russia', 'hate', 'music', 'say', 'instrument', 'ass', 'tuba', 'fit', 'saxophone', 'fit', 'fucking', 'clarinet', 'face', 'music']",76
+And she's already 14.,4sqmri,53,"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet.",['already'],"['getting', 'pretty', 'worried', 'girlfriend', 'gotten', 'period', 'yet']","['already', 'getting', 'pretty', 'worried', 'girlfriend', 'gotten', 'period', 'yet']",8
+"Because it wasn't born yesterday..
Okay I'm done",2v9hj4,53,Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?,"['born', 'yesterday', 'okay', 'done']","['ca', 'fool', 'aborted', 'fetus']","['born', 'yesterday', 'okay', 'done', 'ca', 'fool', 'aborted', 'fetus']",8
+"The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?""
+
+The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.""",26rhlm,53,Two blondes are driving.,"['first', 'blonde', 'asks', 'blinker', 'working', 'second', 'blonde', 'check', 'dashboard', 'responds', 'yes', 'yes', 'yes']","['two', 'blonde', 'driving']","['first', 'blonde', 'asks', 'blinker', 'working', 'second', 'blonde', 'check', 'dashboard', 'responds', 'yes', 'yes', 'yes', 'two', 'blonde', 'driving']",16
+"The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?""
+
+One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""
+
+""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.""
+
+The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.",4yv5rs,53,Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.,"['teacher', 'say', 'arguing', 'one', 'boy', 'answer', 'found', 'ten', 'dollor', 'bill', 'decided', 'give', 'whoever', 'tell', 'biggest', 'lie', 'ashamed', 'said', 'teacher', 'age', 'even', 'know', 'lie', 'boy', 'gave', 'ten', 'dollar', 'teacher']","['two', 'boy', 'arguing', 'teacher', 'entered', 'room']","['teacher', 'say', 'arguing', 'one', 'boy', 'answer', 'found', 'ten', 'dollor', 'bill', 'decided', 'give', 'whoever', 'tell', 'biggest', 'lie', 'ashamed', 'said', 'teacher', 'age', 'even', 'know', 'lie', 'boy', 'gave', 'ten', 'dollar', 'teacher', 'two', 'boy', 'arguing', 'teacher', 'entered', 'room']",34
+"A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: 
+""Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"" And a great voice was heard from above: 
+""BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"" 
+",2qph5t,53,Praying For Nothing?,"['religious', 'man', 'lived', 'right', 'next', 'door', 'atheist', 'religious', 'one', 'prayed', 'day', 'day', 'constantly', 'knee', 'communion', 'lord', 'atheist', 'never', 'even', 'looked', 'twice', 'church', 'however', 'atheist', 'life', 'good', 'job', 'beautiful', 'wife', 'child', 'healthy', 'whereas', 'pious', 'man', 'job', 'strenuous', 'wage', 'low', 'wife', 'getting', 'fatter', 'every', 'day', 'kid', 'would', 'give', 'time', 'day', 'one', 'day', 'deep', 'prayer', 'usual', 'raised', 'eye', 'towards', 'heaven', 'asked', 'oh', 'god', 'honor', 'every', 'day', 'ask', 'advice', 'every', 'problem', 'confess', 'every', 'sin', 'yet', 'neighbor', 'even', 'believe', 'certainly', 'never', 'prays', 'seems', 'blessed', 'every', 'happiness', 'go', 'poor', 'suffer', 'many', 'indignity', 'great', 'voice', 'heard', 'bother', 'time']","['praying', 'nothing']","['religious', 'man', 'lived', 'right', 'next', 'door', 'atheist', 'religious', 'one', 'prayed', 'day', 'day', 'constantly', 'knee', 'communion', 'lord', 'atheist', 'never', 'even', 'looked', 'twice', 'church', 'however', 'atheist', 'life', 'good', 'job', 'beautiful', 'wife', 'child', 'healthy', 'whereas', 'pious', 'man', 'job', 'strenuous', 'wage', 'low', 'wife', 'getting', 'fatter', 'every', 'day', 'kid', 'would', 'give', 'time', 'day', 'one', 'day', 'deep', 'prayer', 'usual', 'raised', 'eye', 'towards', 'heaven', 'asked', 'oh', 'god', 'honor', 'every', 'day', 'ask', 'advice', 'every', 'problem', 'confess', 'every', 'sin', 'yet', 'neighbor', 'even', 'believe', 'certainly', 'never', 'prays', 'seems', 'blessed', 'every', 'happiness', 'go', 'poor', 'suffer', 'many', 'indignity', 'great', 'voice', 'heard', 'bother', 'time', 'praying', 'nothing']",93
+But he had a *great* Fall!,1ndcrm,53,Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer...,"['great', 'fall']","['humpty', 'dumpty', 'good', 'summer']","['great', 'fall', 'humpty', 'dumpty', 'good', 'summer']",6
+Oh wait never mind he can't read.,3i11s1,53,[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather,"['oh', 'wait', 'never', 'mind', 'ca', 'read']","['ama', 'request', 'floyd', 'mayweather']","['oh', 'wait', 'never', 'mind', 'ca', 'read', 'ama', 'request', 'floyd', 'mayweather']",10
+"None,  they'll just beat the room for being black.",32z8xo,53,How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?,"['none', 'beat', 'room', 'black']","['many', 'cop', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['none', 'beat', 'room', 'black', 'many', 'cop', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",10
+"His father replied, ""ten dollars?  what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter.",30ozr3,53,A jewish guy asks his father for $20,"['father', 'replied', 'ten', 'dollar', 'world', 'need', 'five', 'dollar', 'happy', 'give', 'dollar']","['jewish', 'guy', 'asks', 'father']","['father', 'replied', 'ten', 'dollar', 'world', 'need', 'five', 'dollar', 'happy', 'give', 'dollar', 'jewish', 'guy', 'asks', 'father']",15
+A high steak situation ,4dxxsl,53,What do you call a rock climbing cow?,"['high', 'steak', 'situation']","['call', 'rock', 'climbing', 'cow']","['high', 'steak', 'situation', 'call', 'rock', 'climbing', 'cow']",7
+... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.,4y4489,53,"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty...","['engineer', 'point', 'glass', 'twice', 'big', 'need']","['optimist', 'say', 'glass', 'half', 'full', 'pessimist', 'say', 'glass', 'half', 'empty']","['engineer', 'point', 'glass', 'twice', 'big', 'need', 'optimist', 'say', 'glass', 'half', 'full', 'pessimist', 'say', 'glass', 'half', 'empty']",16
+but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy.,2s3r2q,53,"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life,","['vagina', 'half', 'full', 'kind', 'guy']","['girlfriend', 'quite', 'pessimistic', 'sex', 'life']","['vagina', 'half', 'full', 'kind', 'guy', 'girlfriend', 'quite', 'pessimistic', 'sex', 'life']",10
+I give a fuck when my computer crashes.,3klc7d,53,What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?,"['give', 'fuck', 'computer', 'crash']","['difference', 'paul', 'walker', 'computer']","['give', 'fuck', 'computer', 'crash', 'difference', 'paul', 'walker', 'computer']",8
+"So these two girls are sitting at a bar, and a trucker walks up to them. He asks them if he can buy them each a drink. One of the girls turns around and says to him ""Sorry we're lesbians."" He then asks them what that means. ""It means we like pussy"" explained the girl. The trucker then turns to the bartender and says ""Hey bartender, get us lesbians some drinks.""",50f5hq,53,Two girls are sitting at a bar...,"['two', 'girl', 'sitting', 'bar', 'trucker', 'walk', 'asks', 'buy', 'drink', 'one', 'girl', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'sorry', 'lesbian', 'asks', 'mean', 'mean', 'like', 'pussy', 'explained', 'girl', 'trucker', 'turn', 'bartender', 'say', 'hey', 'bartender', 'get', 'u', 'lesbian', 'drink']","['two', 'girl', 'sitting', 'bar']","['two', 'girl', 'sitting', 'bar', 'trucker', 'walk', 'asks', 'buy', 'drink', 'one', 'girl', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'sorry', 'lesbian', 'asks', 'mean', 'mean', 'like', 'pussy', 'explained', 'girl', 'trucker', 'turn', 'bartender', 'say', 'hey', 'bartender', 'get', 'u', 'lesbian', 'drink', 'two', 'girl', 'sitting', 'bar']",37
+"I woke up exhausted 
+",1kluhu,53,I had a dream I was a muffler,"['woke', 'exhausted']","['dream', 'muffler']","['woke', 'exhausted', 'dream', 'muffler']",4
+He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.,2ie4d8,53,A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.,"['making', 'look', 'like', 'prayer', 'mat', 'well', 'say', 'prophet', 'going', 'roof']","['freind', 'mine', 'started', 'business', 'afghanistan']","['making', 'look', 'like', 'prayer', 'mat', 'well', 'say', 'prophet', 'going', 'roof', 'freind', 'mine', 'started', 'business', 'afghanistan']",15
+"A dozen, a gross, and a score
+
+Plus three times the square root of four
+
+Divided by seven
+
+Plus five times eleven
+
+Is nine squared and not a bit more.",1pvlml,53,A mathematical limerick,"['dozen', 'gross', 'score', 'plus', 'three', 'time', 'square', 'root', 'four', 'divided', 'seven', 'plus', 'five', 'time', 'eleven', 'nine', 'squared', 'bit']","['mathematical', 'limerick']","['dozen', 'gross', 'score', 'plus', 'three', 'time', 'square', 'root', 'four', 'divided', 'seven', 'plus', 'five', 'time', 'eleven', 'nine', 'squared', 'bit', 'mathematical', 'limerick']",20
+"This guy sees a sign in front of a house: ""Talking Dog for Sale."" He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
+
+""You talk?"" he asks.
+
+""Yep,"" the mutt replies.
+
+""So, what's your story?""
+
+The mutt looks up and says, ""Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
+
+""The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
+
+""I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.""
+
+The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
+
+The owner says ""Ten dollars.""
+
+The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, ""This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?""
+
+The owner replies, ""He's such a liar.""",3sgent,53,Dog for sale . . .,"['guy', 'see', 'sign', 'front', 'house', 'talking', 'dog', 'sale', 'ring', 'bell', 'owner', 'tell', 'dog', 'back', 'yard', 'guy', 'go', 'back', 'yard', 'see', 'mutt', 'sitting', 'talk', 'asks', 'yep', 'mutt', 'reply', 'story', 'mutt', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'discovered', 'gift', 'pretty', 'young', 'wanted', 'help', 'government', 'told', 'cia', 'gift', 'time', 'jetting', 'country', 'country', 'sitting', 'room', 'spy', 'world', 'leader', 'cause', 'one', 'figured', 'dog', 'would', 'eavesdropping', 'one', 'valuable', 'spy', 'eight', 'year', 'running', 'jetting', 'around', 'really', 'tired', 'knew', 'getting', 'younger', 'wanted', 'settle', 'signed', 'job', 'airport', 'undercover', 'security', 'work', 'mostly', 'wandering', 'near', 'suspicious', 'character', 'listening', 'uncovered', 'incredible', 'dealing', 'awarded', 'batch', 'medal', 'wife', 'mess', 'puppy', 'retired', 'guy', 'amazed', 'go', 'back', 'asks', 'owner', 'want', 'dog', 'owner', 'say', 'ten', 'dollar', 'guy', 'say', 'buy', 'asks', 'owner', 'dog', 'amazing', 'earth', 'selling', 'owner', 'reply', 'liar']","['dog', 'sale']","['guy', 'see', 'sign', 'front', 'house', 'talking', 'dog', 'sale', 'ring', 'bell', 'owner', 'tell', 'dog', 'back', 'yard', 'guy', 'go', 'back', 'yard', 'see', 'mutt', 'sitting', 'talk', 'asks', 'yep', 'mutt', 'reply', 'story', 'mutt', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'discovered', 'gift', 'pretty', 'young', 'wanted', 'help', 'government', 'told', 'cia', 'gift', 'time', 'jetting', 'country', 'country', 'sitting', 'room', 'spy', 'world', 'leader', 'cause', 'one', 'figured', 'dog', 'would', 'eavesdropping', 'one', 'valuable', 'spy', 'eight', 'year', 'running', 'jetting', 'around', 'really', 'tired', 'knew', 'getting', 'younger', 'wanted', 'settle', 'signed', 'job', 'airport', 'undercover', 'security', 'work', 'mostly', 'wandering', 'near', 'suspicious', 'character', 'listening', 'uncovered', 'incredible', 'dealing', 'awarded', 'batch', 'medal', 'wife', 'mess', 'puppy', 'retired', 'guy', 'amazed', 'go', 'back', 'asks', 'owner', 'want', 'dog', 'owner', 'say', 'ten', 'dollar', 'guy', 'say', 'buy', 'asks', 'owner', 'dog', 'amazing', 'earth', 'selling', 'owner', 'reply', 'liar', 'dog', 'sale']",120
+He gave her the biggest tip she ever had,4tezjw,53,Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left?,"['gave', 'biggest', 'tip', 'ever']","['prostitute', 'cry', 'customer', 'left']","['gave', 'biggest', 'tip', 'ever', 'prostitute', 'cry', 'customer', 'left']",8
+"An woman decided to have her portrait painted.
+
+She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”
+
+“But you are not wearing any of those things,” replied the artist.
+
+“I know,” she said. “But if I die before my husband, I’m sure he’ll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
+
+
+",2wzvz4,53,An woman decided to have her portrait painted.,"['woman', 'decided', 'portrait', 'painted', 'told', 'artist', 'paint', 'diamond', 'earring', 'diamond', 'necklace', 'emerald', 'bracelet', 'ruby', 'broach', 'gold', 'wearing', 'thing', 'replied', 'artist', 'know', 'said', 'die', 'husband', 'sure', 'remarry', 'right', 'away', 'want', 'new', 'wife', 'go', 'crazy', 'looking', 'jewelry']","['woman', 'decided', 'portrait', 'painted']","['woman', 'decided', 'portrait', 'painted', 'told', 'artist', 'paint', 'diamond', 'earring', 'diamond', 'necklace', 'emerald', 'bracelet', 'ruby', 'broach', 'gold', 'wearing', 'thing', 'replied', 'artist', 'know', 'said', 'die', 'husband', 'sure', 'remarry', 'right', 'away', 'want', 'new', 'wife', 'go', 'crazy', 'looking', 'jewelry', 'woman', 'decided', 'portrait', 'painted']",39
+"masturbating.  His dad continues to vigorously masturbate while his son stands in shock.  
+
+The boy asks ""Dad, what are you doing?""
+
+His dad reponds ""I'm masturbating, son.  Pay attention to my form.  It'll come in handy, cause you'll be doing it soon enough.""
+
+The boy asks ""You think so?""
+
+And his dad says ""Absolutely, because my arm is starting to get tired...""",4ju1so,53,A boy walks in on his dad..,"['masturbating', 'dad', 'continues', 'vigorously', 'masturbate', 'son', 'stand', 'shock', 'boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'dad', 'reponds', 'masturbating', 'son', 'pay', 'attention', 'form', 'come', 'handy', 'cause', 'soon', 'enough', 'boy', 'asks', 'think', 'dad', 'say', 'absolutely', 'arm', 'starting', 'get', 'tired']","['boy', 'walk', 'dad']","['masturbating', 'dad', 'continues', 'vigorously', 'masturbate', 'son', 'stand', 'shock', 'boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'dad', 'reponds', 'masturbating', 'son', 'pay', 'attention', 'form', 'come', 'handy', 'cause', 'soon', 'enough', 'boy', 'asks', 'think', 'dad', 'say', 'absolutely', 'arm', 'starting', 'get', 'tired', 'boy', 'walk', 'dad']",36
+"A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, ""Why don't we cut its feet off?"" To which the other replies, ""That would defeat the porpoise!""",4m9psx,53,Marine Biologists,"['team', 'marine', 'biologist', 'accidentally', 'catch', 'porpoise', 'one', 'net', 'let', 'go', 'notice', 'foot', 'study', 'perform', 'test', 'ready', 'release', 'one', 'biologist', 'asks', 'cut', 'foot', 'reply', 'would', 'defeat', 'porpoise']","['marine', 'biologist']","['team', 'marine', 'biologist', 'accidentally', 'catch', 'porpoise', 'one', 'net', 'let', 'go', 'notice', 'foot', 'study', 'perform', 'test', 'ready', 'release', 'one', 'biologist', 'asks', 'cut', 'foot', 'reply', 'would', 'defeat', 'porpoise', 'marine', 'biologist']",28
+"So... this young guy is walking through a park, when he comes across an old guy sitting on a park bench, crying. The young guy says ""Sir, sir, I see you're crying, what's wrong?""
+
+The old guy says ""I was sitting here a week ago when this young, beautiful woman came up to me, we started talking and we really liked each other."" The young guy says ""That's terrific, that's fantastic, what's wrong?"" 
+
+The old guy says ""We started kissing and we couldn't keep our hands off each other."" The young guy says ""That's terrific, that's fantastic, what's wrong?"" The old guy says ""She came back to my place, moved in with me, and now all she wants to do is make love to me 24 hours a day.""
+
+The young guy says ""That's terrific, that's fantastic, what's wrong?"" The old guy says ""I can't remember where I live.""",3zzmww,53,"So... this young guy is walking through a park,","['young', 'guy', 'walking', 'park', 'come', 'across', 'old', 'guy', 'sitting', 'park', 'bench', 'cry', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'sir', 'sir', 'see', 'cry', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'sitting', 'week', 'ago', 'young', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'came', 'started', 'talking', 'really', 'liked', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'started', 'kissing', 'could', 'keep', 'hand', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'came', 'back', 'place', 'moved', 'want', 'make', 'love', 'hour', 'day', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'ca', 'remember', 'live']","['young', 'guy', 'walking', 'park']","['young', 'guy', 'walking', 'park', 'come', 'across', 'old', 'guy', 'sitting', 'park', 'bench', 'cry', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'sir', 'sir', 'see', 'cry', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'sitting', 'week', 'ago', 'young', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'came', 'started', 'talking', 'really', 'liked', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'started', 'kissing', 'could', 'keep', 'hand', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'came', 'back', 'place', 'moved', 'want', 'make', 'love', 'hour', 'day', 'young', 'guy', 'say', 'terrific', 'fantastic', 'wrong', 'old', 'guy', 'say', 'ca', 'remember', 'live', 'young', 'guy', 'walking', 'park']",82
+"...""Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!""
+
+The new nurse asked another nurse, ""Why is he doing that?""
+
+The other nurse replied, ""Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here.""",274sco,53,A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelling...,"['typhoid', 'tetanus', 'measles', 'new', 'nurse', 'asked', 'another', 'nurse', 'nurse', 'replied', 'oh', 'like', 'call', 'shot', 'around']","['new', 'nurse', 'listened', 'bryce', 'yelling']","['typhoid', 'tetanus', 'measles', 'new', 'nurse', 'asked', 'another', 'nurse', 'nurse', 'replied', 'oh', 'like', 'call', 'shot', 'around', 'new', 'nurse', 'listened', 'bryce', 'yelling']",20
+That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.,3coo5v,53,We all know that light travels faster than sound.,"['certain', 'people', 'appear', 'bright', 'hear', 'speak']","['know', 'light', 'travel', 'faster', 'sound']","['certain', 'people', 'appear', 'bright', 'hear', 'speak', 'know', 'light', 'travel', 'faster', 'sound']",11
+Jimmy Kim-il,24tzbq,53,Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?,['jimmy'],"['host', 'late', 'night', 'show', 'north', 'korea']","['jimmy', 'host', 'late', 'night', 'show', 'north', 'korea']",7
+"The executioner ask the first one, ""Any last words?""
+
+""Tornado!"" He exclaims, pointing behind the executioner, who turns around in terror. While the executioner is distracted, he runs away.
+
+So the executioner moves on the the next guy. ""Any last words?""
+
+""Tsunami!"" He yelled, pointing towards the nearby seashore. Again, the executioner turns around and the second guy gets away.
+
+Frustrated, the executioner goes the the last guy. ""Any last words?""
+
+""Fire!""
+
+So the executioner shoots him in the face.",4ihct8,53,Three guys are lined up to be executed by handgun.,"['executioner', 'ask', 'first', 'one', 'last', 'word', 'tornado', 'exclaims', 'pointing', 'behind', 'executioner', 'turn', 'around', 'terror', 'executioner', 'distracted', 'run', 'away', 'executioner', 'move', 'next', 'guy', 'last', 'word', 'tsunami', 'yelled', 'pointing', 'towards', 'nearby', 'seashore', 'executioner', 'turn', 'around', 'second', 'guy', 'get', 'away', 'frustrated', 'executioner', 'go', 'last', 'guy', 'last', 'word', 'fire', 'executioner', 'shoot', 'face']","['three', 'guy', 'lined', 'executed', 'handgun']","['executioner', 'ask', 'first', 'one', 'last', 'word', 'tornado', 'exclaims', 'pointing', 'behind', 'executioner', 'turn', 'around', 'terror', 'executioner', 'distracted', 'run', 'away', 'executioner', 'move', 'next', 'guy', 'last', 'word', 'tsunami', 'yelled', 'pointing', 'towards', 'nearby', 'seashore', 'executioner', 'turn', 'around', 'second', 'guy', 'get', 'away', 'frustrated', 'executioner', 'go', 'last', 'guy', 'last', 'word', 'fire', 'executioner', 'shoot', 'face', 'three', 'guy', 'lined', 'executed', 'handgun']",53
+"An old married couple were in bed one night, about to go to sleep. All of a sudden the old man passes gas, loudly. The wife, annoyed, says ""what on earth was that?!""
+
+The old man thinks for a second, then says ""Fart Football. 7-nothing!"" The wife grumbles and they both go back to falling asleep. 
+
+A short time later, the wife lets out a loud fart, followed but a tiny ""poof"" right after. The husband is amused, ""well what was that?!"" 
+
+""Touchdown with a two-point conversion! 7-8!""
+
+Then, just a few minutes later, the wife lets another yet another small ""poof"". The old man asked ""now what was THAT?!"" 
+
+""Field goal!""
+
+The old man, not to be bested at his own game, tries to work out the loudest, most offensive fart he can muster. He's pushing, and pushing... When all of a sudden... He shits his pants.
+
+The wife bolted straight up in bed. ""WHAT WAS THAT?!?""
+
+The old man replied, ""Half time! Switch sides!""",1jei7y,53,An old married couple were laying in bed one night...,"['old', 'married', 'couple', 'bed', 'one', 'night', 'go', 'sleep', 'sudden', 'old', 'man', 'pass', 'gas', 'loudly', 'wife', 'annoyed', 'say', 'earth', 'old', 'man', 'think', 'second', 'say', 'fart', 'football', 'wife', 'grumble', 'go', 'back', 'falling', 'asleep', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'wife', 'let', 'loud', 'fart', 'followed', 'tiny', 'poof', 'right', 'husband', 'amused', 'well', 'touchdown', 'conversion', 'minute', 'later', 'wife', 'let', 'another', 'yet', 'another', 'small', 'poof', 'old', 'man', 'asked', 'field', 'goal', 'old', 'man', 'bested', 'game', 'try', 'work', 'loudest', 'offensive', 'fart', 'muster', 'pushing', 'pushing', 'sudden', 'shit', 'pant', 'wife', 'bolted', 'straight', 'bed', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'half', 'time', 'switch', 'side']","['old', 'married', 'couple', 'laying', 'bed', 'one', 'night']","['old', 'married', 'couple', 'bed', 'one', 'night', 'go', 'sleep', 'sudden', 'old', 'man', 'pass', 'gas', 'loudly', 'wife', 'annoyed', 'say', 'earth', 'old', 'man', 'think', 'second', 'say', 'fart', 'football', 'wife', 'grumble', 'go', 'back', 'falling', 'asleep', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'wife', 'let', 'loud', 'fart', 'followed', 'tiny', 'poof', 'right', 'husband', 'amused', 'well', 'touchdown', 'conversion', 'minute', 'later', 'wife', 'let', 'another', 'yet', 'another', 'small', 'poof', 'old', 'man', 'asked', 'field', 'goal', 'old', 'man', 'bested', 'game', 'try', 'work', 'loudest', 'offensive', 'fart', 'muster', 'pushing', 'pushing', 'sudden', 'shit', 'pant', 'wife', 'bolted', 'straight', 'bed', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'half', 'time', 'switch', 'side', 'old', 'married', 'couple', 'laying', 'bed', 'one', 'night']",94
+I only have Ash now.,2o0nvo,53,I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire,['ash'],"['lost', 'pokemon', 'card', 'house', 'fire']","['ash', 'lost', 'pokemon', 'card', 'house', 'fire']",6
+"Three French gentleman are discussing the true definition of ""savoir faire""
+
+""Mes amis, let me tell you the meaning of 'savoir faire': a husband comes home early, walks into the bedroom and discovers his wife in bed with another man - Pierre - in the middle of ze act. He does not react, but with great dignity walks out of the room and closes the door. THAT, mes amis, is 'savoir faire'!""
+
+""Non non non!"" says the second, ""that is NOT 'savoir faire'! It is when the husband comes home, discovers his wife in bed with this Pierre. He first says with great politeness and perhaps a small bow, *'please, continue'*. Only THEN he walks out with dignity and closes the door. THIS is 'savoir faire'""
+
+The third friend replies, ""Mes amis you do not understand these things. It is when Pierre is in bed with his mistress, making love. Her husband comes home early and walks in ze door. The husband bows politely then walks out with great dignity and closes ze door, saying *'please, continue'*....
+
+and Pierre *can*.",28dtav,53,"The true definition of ""savoir faire""","['three', 'french', 'gentleman', 'discussing', 'true', 'definition', 'savoir', 'faire', 'me', 'amis', 'let', 'tell', 'meaning', 'faire', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'early', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'discovers', 'wife', 'bed', 'another', 'man', 'pierre', 'middle', 'ze', 'act', 'react', 'great', 'dignity', 'walk', 'room', 'close', 'door', 'me', 'amis', 'faire', 'non', 'non', 'non', 'say', 'second', 'faire', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'discovers', 'wife', 'bed', 'pierre', 'first', 'say', 'great', 'politeness', 'perhaps', 'small', 'bow', 'continue', 'walk', 'dignity', 'close', 'door', 'faire', 'third', 'friend', 'reply', 'me', 'amis', 'understand', 'thing', 'pierre', 'bed', 'mistress', 'making', 'love', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'early', 'walk', 'ze', 'door', 'husband', 'bow', 'politely', 'walk', 'great', 'dignity', 'close', 'ze', 'door', 'saying', 'continue', 'pierre']","['true', 'definition', 'savoir', 'faire']","['three', 'french', 'gentleman', 'discussing', 'true', 'definition', 'savoir', 'faire', 'me', 'amis', 'let', 'tell', 'meaning', 'faire', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'early', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'discovers', 'wife', 'bed', 'another', 'man', 'pierre', 'middle', 'ze', 'act', 'react', 'great', 'dignity', 'walk', 'room', 'close', 'door', 'me', 'amis', 'faire', 'non', 'non', 'non', 'say', 'second', 'faire', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'discovers', 'wife', 'bed', 'pierre', 'first', 'say', 'great', 'politeness', 'perhaps', 'small', 'bow', 'continue', 'walk', 'dignity', 'close', 'door', 'faire', 'third', 'friend', 'reply', 'me', 'amis', 'understand', 'thing', 'pierre', 'bed', 'mistress', 'making', 'love', 'husband', 'come', 'home', 'early', 'walk', 'ze', 'door', 'husband', 'bow', 'politely', 'walk', 'great', 'dignity', 'close', 'ze', 'door', 'saying', 'continue', 'pierre', 'true', 'definition', 'savoir', 'faire']",100
+"An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. ""There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear."" Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. ""Now you must do the same,"" he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. ""Second,"" the professor continued, ""you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?",34hrex,53,Autopsy,"['autopsy', 'professor', 'giving', 'introductory', 'lecture', 'class', 'student', 'standing', 'corpse', 'addressed', 'class', 'two', 'thing', 'need', 'make', 'career', 'medical', 'forensics', 'first', 'must', 'fear', 'said', 'shoved', 'finger', 'corpse', 'anus', 'licked', 'must', 'told', 'class', 'couple', 'minute', 'uneasy', 'silence', 'class', 'instructed', 'second', 'professor', 'continued', 'must', 'acute', 'sense', 'observation', 'instance', 'many', 'noticed', 'put', 'middle', 'finger', 'man', 'anus', 'licked', 'index', 'finger']",['autopsy'],"['autopsy', 'professor', 'giving', 'introductory', 'lecture', 'class', 'student', 'standing', 'corpse', 'addressed', 'class', 'two', 'thing', 'need', 'make', 'career', 'medical', 'forensics', 'first', 'must', 'fear', 'said', 'shoved', 'finger', 'corpse', 'anus', 'licked', 'must', 'told', 'class', 'couple', 'minute', 'uneasy', 'silence', 'class', 'instructed', 'second', 'professor', 'continued', 'must', 'acute', 'sense', 'observation', 'instance', 'many', 'noticed', 'put', 'middle', 'finger', 'man', 'anus', 'licked', 'index', 'finger', 'autopsy']",55
+"The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.  
+""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later.""",3t9o69,53,Punny wednesday,"['phone', 'rang', 'green', 'pink', 'phone', 'yellow', 'blue', 'speak', 'louder', 'ca', 'hear', 'purplerly', 'call', 'black', 'later']","['punny', 'wednesday']","['phone', 'rang', 'green', 'pink', 'phone', 'yellow', 'blue', 'speak', 'louder', 'ca', 'hear', 'purplerly', 'call', 'black', 'later', 'punny', 'wednesday']",17
+"All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to
+determine whether admission will be granted.
+One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each
+applicant did on his or her last day of life.
+The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good
+one.
+""I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she
+had just gotten out of the shower.
+Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry
+too.
+I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
+I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB
+clinging to the rail by his finger tips.
+I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let
+go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
+On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our
+antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I
+suffered a massive heart attack and died.""
+The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
+The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
+""I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I
+stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building.
+I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some
+idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower
+pot. I fell, but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I
+saw a huge chest falling toward me.
+I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the
+chest.""
+The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.
+He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He
+apologizes and says ""I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just
+before you.""
+""I don't know"" replies the man, ""picture this, I'm buck naked hiding' in this cedar chest.....""",1j0bvq,53,Being Bureaucratically Examined After Death,"['arrival', 'heaven', 'go', 'bureaucratic', 'examination', 'determine', 'whether', 'admission', 'granted', 'one', 'room', 'clerk', 'input', 'computerized', 'record', 'applicant', 'last', 'day', 'life', 'first', 'applicant', 'day', 'explains', 'last', 'day', 'good', 'one', 'came', 'home', 'early', 'found', 'wife', 'lying', 'naked', 'bed', 'claimed', 'gotten', 'shower', 'well', 'hair', 'dry', 'checked', 'shower', 'completely', 'dry', 'knew', 'began', 'look', 'lover', 'went', 'onto', 'balcony', 'floor', 'apartment', 'found', 'sob', 'clinging', 'rail', 'finger', 'tip', 'angry', 'began', 'bashing', 'finger', 'flower', 'pot', 'let', 'go', 'fell', 'fall', 'broken', 'awning', 'bush', 'seeing', 'still', 'alive', 'found', 'super', 'human', 'strength', 'drag', 'antique', 'cedar', 'chest', 'balcony', 'throw', 'hit', 'man', 'killed', 'point', 'stress', 'got', 'suffered', 'massive', 'heart', 'attack', 'died', 'clerk', 'thanked', 'sent', 'next', 'office', 'second', 'applicant', 'said', 'last', 'day', 'worst', 'roof', 'apartment', 'building', 'working', 'ac', 'equipment', 'stumbled', 'tool', 'toppled', 'building', 'managed', 'grab', 'onto', 'balcony', 'rail', 'floor', 'apartment', 'idiot', 'came', 'rushing', 'balcony', 'bashed', 'hand', 'flower', 'pot', 'fell', 'hit', 'awning', 'bush', 'survived', 'looked', 'saw', 'huge', 'chest', 'falling', 'toward', 'tried', 'crawl', 'way', 'failed', 'hit', 'killed', 'chest', 'clerk', 'could', 'help', 'chuckle', 'directs', 'man', 'next', 'room', 'still', 'giggling', 'third', 'customer', 'day', 'enters', 'apologizes', 'say', 'doubt', 'last', 'day', 'interesting', 'fellow', 'know', 'reply', 'man', 'picture', 'buck', 'naked', 'hiding', 'cedar', 'chest']","['bureaucratically', 'examined', 'death']","['arrival', 'heaven', 'go', 'bureaucratic', 'examination', 'determine', 'whether', 'admission', 'granted', 'one', 'room', 'clerk', 'input', 'computerized', 'record', 'applicant', 'last', 'day', 'life', 'first', 'applicant', 'day', 'explains', 'last', 'day', 'good', 'one', 'came', 'home', 'early', 'found', 'wife', 'lying', 'naked', 'bed', 'claimed', 'gotten', 'shower', 'well', 'hair', 'dry', 'checked', 'shower', 'completely', 'dry', 'knew', 'began', 'look', 'lover', 'went', 'onto', 'balcony', 'floor', 'apartment', 'found', 'sob', 'clinging', 'rail', 'finger', 'tip', 'angry', 'began', 'bashing', 'finger', 'flower', 'pot', 'let', 'go', 'fell', 'fall', 'broken', 'awning', 'bush', 'seeing', 'still', 'alive', 'found', 'super', 'human', 'strength', 'drag', 'antique', 'cedar', 'chest', 'balcony', 'throw', 'hit', 'man', 'killed', 'point', 'stress', 'got', 'suffered', 'massive', 'heart', 'attack', 'died', 'clerk', 'thanked', 'sent', 'next', 'office', 'second', 'applicant', 'said', 'last', 'day', 'worst', 'roof', 'apartment', 'building', 'working', 'ac', 'equipment', 'stumbled', 'tool', 'toppled', 'building', 'managed', 'grab', 'onto', 'balcony', 'rail', 'floor', 'apartment', 'idiot', 'came', 'rushing', 'balcony', 'bashed', 'hand', 'flower', 'pot', 'fell', 'hit', 'awning', 'bush', 'survived', 'looked', 'saw', 'huge', 'chest', 'falling', 'toward', 'tried', 'crawl', 'way', 'failed', 'hit', 'killed', 'chest', 'clerk', 'could', 'help', 'chuckle', 'directs', 'man', 'next', 'room', 'still', 'giggling', 'third', 'customer', 'day', 'enters', 'apologizes', 'say', 'doubt', 'last', 'day', 'interesting', 'fellow', 'know', 'reply', 'man', 'picture', 'buck', 'naked', 'hiding', 'cedar', 'chest', 'bureaucratically', 'examined', 'death']",184
+"An Amish drive-by shooting.
+",424u4g,53,"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ?","['amish', 'shooting']","['go', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'bang', 'bang', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop']","['amish', 'shooting', 'go', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'bang', 'bang', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop', 'clip', 'clop']",19
+"He says ""give me a drink before the trouble starts""
+
+Bartender gives him a drink, he drinks it and says ""give me another drink before the trouble starts""
+
+He downs that one and says ""give me another drink before the trouble starts""
+
+Another one down and again ""give me another drink before the trouble starts""
+
+Bartender asks ""when's this trouble going to start?""
+
+The man says ""as soon as you realize I don't have any money"" ",37s1df,53,A man goes into a bar,"['say', 'give', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'bartender', 'give', 'drink', 'drink', 'say', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'down', 'one', 'say', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'another', 'one', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'bartender', 'asks', 'trouble', 'going', 'start', 'man', 'say', 'soon', 'realize', 'money']","['man', 'go', 'bar']","['say', 'give', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'bartender', 'give', 'drink', 'drink', 'say', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'down', 'one', 'say', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'another', 'one', 'give', 'another', 'drink', 'trouble', 'start', 'bartender', 'asks', 'trouble', 'going', 'start', 'man', 'say', 'soon', 'realize', 'money', 'man', 'go', 'bar']",43
+At the BAAAAH,38egkp,53,Where can you find alcoholic sheep?,['baaaah'],"['find', 'alcoholic', 'sheep']","['baaaah', 'find', 'alcoholic', 'sheep']",4
+"""Pincus,"" Yacov said, ""the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were not black. They were sort of dark grey maybe, but not black, We need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest cloth there is.""
+
+Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, ""See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world,"" Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, ""there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nun's habits from, and it is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!""
+
+A few weeks later the two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, on a whim, one of the men went up to one of the nuns. He grabbed her sleeve and held it up against his own.
+
+Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on.
+
+""What did that man want?"" one nun asked the other.
+
+""I don't know,"" she replied. ""he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left.""
+
+""In Latin?"" asked the first nun. ""What did he say?""
+
+He said, ""Marcus, Pincus fuctus.""",334cb3,53,"Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits.","['pincus', 'yacov', 'said', 'last', 'time', 'came', 'new', 'suit', 'told', 'wanted', 'black', 'suit', 'suit', 'made', 'black', 'sort', 'dark', 'grey', 'maybe', 'black', 'need', 'new', 'suit', 'time', 'want', 'black', 'suit', 'darkest', 'cloth', 'pincus', 'reached', 'behind', 'bolt', 'cloth', 'said', 'see', 'cloth', 'fabric', 'make', 'habit', 'nun', 'world', 'pincus', 'said', 'fingering', 'bolt', 'fabric', 'blacker', 'cloth', 'cloth', 'make', 'nun', 'habit', 'cloth', 'make', 'new', 'suit', 'week', 'later', 'two', 'hasidic', 'jew', 'walking', 'street', 'new', 'suit', 'passed', 'two', 'nun', 'impulsively', 'whim', 'one', 'men', 'went', 'one', 'nun', 'grabbed', 'sleeve', 'held', 'angry', 'voice', 'muttered', 'something', 'friend', 'walked', 'man', 'want', 'one', 'nun', 'asked', 'know', 'replied', 'looked', 'garment', 'said', 'something', 'latin', 'left', 'latin', 'asked', 'first', 'nun', 'say', 'said', 'marcus', 'pincus', 'fuctus']","['marcus', 'yacov', 'two', 'hasidic', 'jew', 'went', 'pincus', 'tailor', 'new', 'suit']","['pincus', 'yacov', 'said', 'last', 'time', 'came', 'new', 'suit', 'told', 'wanted', 'black', 'suit', 'suit', 'made', 'black', 'sort', 'dark', 'grey', 'maybe', 'black', 'need', 'new', 'suit', 'time', 'want', 'black', 'suit', 'darkest', 'cloth', 'pincus', 'reached', 'behind', 'bolt', 'cloth', 'said', 'see', 'cloth', 'fabric', 'make', 'habit', 'nun', 'world', 'pincus', 'said', 'fingering', 'bolt', 'fabric', 'blacker', 'cloth', 'cloth', 'make', 'nun', 'habit', 'cloth', 'make', 'new', 'suit', 'week', 'later', 'two', 'hasidic', 'jew', 'walking', 'street', 'new', 'suit', 'passed', 'two', 'nun', 'impulsively', 'whim', 'one', 'men', 'went', 'one', 'nun', 'grabbed', 'sleeve', 'held', 'angry', 'voice', 'muttered', 'something', 'friend', 'walked', 'man', 'want', 'one', 'nun', 'asked', 'know', 'replied', 'looked', 'garment', 'said', 'something', 'latin', 'left', 'latin', 'asked', 'first', 'nun', 'say', 'said', 'marcus', 'pincus', 'fuctus', 'marcus', 'yacov', 'two', 'hasidic', 'jew', 'went', 'pincus', 'tailor', 'new', 'suit']",117
+Usain Bolt can finish a race,3hvwy1,53,What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?,"['usain', 'bolt', 'finish', 'race']","['difference', 'usain', 'bolt', 'hitler']","['usain', 'bolt', 'finish', 'race', 'difference', 'usain', 'bolt', 'hitler']",8
+"goes home looking a little down at the mouth.  His father asks, ""Anything wrong, son?""  Little Johnny says, ""A boy at school called me gay"".  His father says, ""Then I want you to go and beat him up"".  And Little Johnny says, ""But Dad, he's so cute!""",1pskuf,53,Little Johnny,"['go', 'home', 'looking', 'little', 'mouth', 'father', 'asks', 'anything', 'wrong', 'son', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'boy', 'school', 'called', 'gay', 'father', 'say', 'want', 'go', 'beat', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'dad', 'cute']","['little', 'johnny']","['go', 'home', 'looking', 'little', 'mouth', 'father', 'asks', 'anything', 'wrong', 'son', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'boy', 'school', 'called', 'gay', 'father', 'say', 'want', 'go', 'beat', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'dad', 'cute', 'little', 'johnny']",29
+"Mom - ""You know the neighbor always kisses his wife every morning before work. Why don't you do the same?""
+
+Dad - ""How can I? I barely know her!""",3fg7kd,53,So my dad dropped this on my mom this morning,"['mom', 'know', 'neighbor', 'always', 'kiss', 'wife', 'every', 'morning', 'work', 'dad', 'barely', 'know']","['dad', 'dropped', 'mom', 'morning']","['mom', 'know', 'neighbor', 'always', 'kiss', 'wife', 'every', 'morning', 'work', 'dad', 'barely', 'know', 'dad', 'dropped', 'mom', 'morning']",16
+He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me.,4dq7n8,53,I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn.,"['said', 'want', 'hear', 'another', 'corny', 'as', 'joke']","['tried', 'tell', 'son', 'joke', 'donkey', 'eating', 'corn']","['said', 'want', 'hear', 'another', 'corny', 'as', 'joke', 'tried', 'tell', 'son', 'joke', 'donkey', 'eating', 'corn']",14
+"Being a curious man, the white tourist decides to lean over to take a peak at the Jamaican's junk to see if the stereotype lives up to its expectations. Looking over, the tourist notices that the local has the letters ""W Y"" tattooed on his penis. The tourist says to the local ""Hey, is your wife named wendy""
+
+""Nah mon,"" says the local. ""Why do you ask?""
+
+""Oh, because my wife is named Wendy. I have it tattooed on my dick. And when I'm erect, you can see her fullname. But when I'm not, all you can see are the letters W and Y"" says the tourist. 
+
+""That's cool mon"" the local says as he finishes up. 
+
+The tourist, even more curious then previously is baffled by what the W and Y could mean. 
+
+""So if it's not Wendy...then why do you have a W and Y tattooed on your dick"". 
+
+The Jamaican local smiled and looked at the tourist ""Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, we hope you enjoy your stay"" ",1xptaw,53,A white tourist stands beside a Jamaican local at a urinal...,"['curious', 'man', 'white', 'tourist', 'decides', 'lean', 'take', 'peak', 'jamaican', 'junk', 'see', 'stereotype', 'life', 'expectation', 'looking', 'tourist', 'notice', 'local', 'letter', 'w', 'tattooed', 'penis', 'tourist', 'say', 'local', 'hey', 'wife', 'named', 'wendy', 'nah', 'mon', 'say', 'local', 'ask', 'oh', 'wife', 'named', 'wendy', 'tattooed', 'dick', 'erect', 'see', 'fullname', 'see', 'letter', 'w', 'say', 'tourist', 'cool', 'mon', 'local', 'say', 'finish', 'tourist', 'even', 'curious', 'previously', 'baffled', 'w', 'could', 'mean', 'wendy', 'w', 'tattooed', 'dick', 'jamaican', 'local', 'smiled', 'looked', 'tourist', 'mine', 'say', 'jamaica', 'hope', 'enjoy', 'stay']","['white', 'tourist', 'stand', 'beside', 'jamaican', 'local', 'urinal']","['curious', 'man', 'white', 'tourist', 'decides', 'lean', 'take', 'peak', 'jamaican', 'junk', 'see', 'stereotype', 'life', 'expectation', 'looking', 'tourist', 'notice', 'local', 'letter', 'w', 'tattooed', 'penis', 'tourist', 'say', 'local', 'hey', 'wife', 'named', 'wendy', 'nah', 'mon', 'say', 'local', 'ask', 'oh', 'wife', 'named', 'wendy', 'tattooed', 'dick', 'erect', 'see', 'fullname', 'see', 'letter', 'w', 'say', 'tourist', 'cool', 'mon', 'local', 'say', 'finish', 'tourist', 'even', 'curious', 'previously', 'baffled', 'w', 'could', 'mean', 'wendy', 'w', 'tattooed', 'dick', 'jamaican', 'local', 'smiled', 'looked', 'tourist', 'mine', 'say', 'jamaica', 'hope', 'enjoy', 'stay', 'white', 'tourist', 'stand', 'beside', 'jamaican', 'local', 'urinal']",83
+"""My condolences. I can't imagine how terrible it must've been to lose a wife.""
+
+""That's okay, I'm used to it. This is the fourth time I got married and my wife died. My first wife died after eating a venomous mushroom.""
+
+""How about your second wife?""
+
+""She ate a venomous mushroom.""
+
+""And your third wife?""
+
+""Also a venomous mushroom.""
+
+""I bet your fourth wife also died after eating a venomous mushroom.""
+
+""Nah, she was shot in the head.""
+
+""Why?""
+
+""Because the bitch refused to eat the fucking mushroom.""",51gzvh,53,A man is at his wife's funeral,"['condolence', 'ca', 'imagine', 'terrible', 'must', 'lose', 'wife', 'okay', 'used', 'fourth', 'time', 'got', 'married', 'wife', 'died', 'first', 'wife', 'died', 'eating', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'second', 'wife', 'ate', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'third', 'wife', 'also', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'bet', 'fourth', 'wife', 'also', 'died', 'eating', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'nah', 'shot', 'head', 'bitch', 'refused', 'eat', 'fucking', 'mushroom']","['man', 'wife', 'funeral']","['condolence', 'ca', 'imagine', 'terrible', 'must', 'lose', 'wife', 'okay', 'used', 'fourth', 'time', 'got', 'married', 'wife', 'died', 'first', 'wife', 'died', 'eating', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'second', 'wife', 'ate', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'third', 'wife', 'also', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'bet', 'fourth', 'wife', 'also', 'died', 'eating', 'venomous', 'mushroom', 'nah', 'shot', 'head', 'bitch', 'refused', 'eat', 'fucking', 'mushroom', 'man', 'wife', 'funeral']",50
+"Her husband asked how it went. She replied, ""Well, OK, but I got stung by a bee."" He responded, ""Where did it sting you?"" She said, ""Between the first and second hole,"" whereupon he exclaimed, ""I told you your stance was too wide!"" ",1ee80m,53,A woman returned home from a round of golf.,"['husband', 'asked', 'went', 'replied', 'well', 'ok', 'got', 'stung', 'bee', 'responded', 'sting', 'said', 'first', 'second', 'hole', 'whereupon', 'exclaimed', 'told', 'stance', 'wide']","['woman', 'returned', 'home', 'round', 'golf']","['husband', 'asked', 'went', 'replied', 'well', 'ok', 'got', 'stung', 'bee', 'responded', 'sting', 'said', 'first', 'second', 'hole', 'whereupon', 'exclaimed', 'told', 'stance', 'wide', 'woman', 'returned', 'home', 'round', 'golf']",25
+"A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?"" they asked, as they moved off. ""Because"", he said, ""I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.""",251tjv,53,Chess enthusiasts meet in their hotel after a tournament...,"['group', 'chess', 'enthusiast', 'checked', 'hotel', 'standing', 'lobby', 'discussing', 'recent', 'tournament', 'victory', 'hour', 'manager', 'came', 'office', 'asked', 'disperse', 'asked', 'moved', 'said', 'ca', 'stand', 'chess', 'nut', 'boasting', 'open', 'foyer']","['chess', 'enthusiast', 'meet', 'hotel', 'tournament']","['group', 'chess', 'enthusiast', 'checked', 'hotel', 'standing', 'lobby', 'discussing', 'recent', 'tournament', 'victory', 'hour', 'manager', 'came', 'office', 'asked', 'disperse', 'asked', 'moved', 'said', 'ca', 'stand', 'chess', 'nut', 'boasting', 'open', 'foyer', 'chess', 'enthusiast', 'meet', 'hotel', 'tournament']",32
+"Q: What happens to a lawyer when you give them viagra?
+
+A: They grow taller.
+
+
+
+Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
+
+A: Once you die a vampire stops sucking your blood.
+
+
+
+Q: Why do lawyers wear ties?
+
+A: To stop their foreskin creeping up under their necks.
+
+
+Q: whats the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
+
+A: A bad lawyer can drag a case out for years, a good lawyer can make it even longer.
+
+
+
+Q: why are lawyers like sperm?
+
+A: 1 in every 80 million turns into a human being
+
+
+
+And lastly..
+
+
+A catholic priest and a lawyer walk past a playground where some kids are playing. The priest says ""hey, lets screw those kids"". The lawyer replies ""out of what?""",3bpw17,53,lawyers....,"['q', 'happens', 'lawyer', 'give', 'viagra', 'grow', 'taller', 'q', 'whats', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'vampire', 'die', 'vampire', 'stop', 'sucking', 'blood', 'q', 'lawyer', 'wear', 'tie', 'stop', 'foreskin', 'creeping', 'neck', 'q', 'whats', 'difference', 'good', 'lawyer', 'bad', 'lawyer', 'bad', 'lawyer', 'drag', 'case', 'year', 'good', 'lawyer', 'make', 'even', 'longer', 'q', 'lawyer', 'like', 'sperm', 'every', 'million', 'turn', 'human', 'lastly', 'catholic', 'priest', 'lawyer', 'walk', 'past', 'playground', 'kid', 'playing', 'priest', 'say', 'hey', 'let', 'screw', 'kid', 'lawyer', 'reply']",['lawyer'],"['q', 'happens', 'lawyer', 'give', 'viagra', 'grow', 'taller', 'q', 'whats', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'vampire', 'die', 'vampire', 'stop', 'sucking', 'blood', 'q', 'lawyer', 'wear', 'tie', 'stop', 'foreskin', 'creeping', 'neck', 'q', 'whats', 'difference', 'good', 'lawyer', 'bad', 'lawyer', 'bad', 'lawyer', 'drag', 'case', 'year', 'good', 'lawyer', 'make', 'even', 'longer', 'q', 'lawyer', 'like', 'sperm', 'every', 'million', 'turn', 'human', 'lastly', 'catholic', 'priest', 'lawyer', 'walk', 'past', 'playground', 'kid', 'playing', 'priest', 'say', 'hey', 'let', 'screw', 'kid', 'lawyer', 'reply', 'lawyer']",68
+"If you have to force it, it's probably shit.",1pxmzh,53,Love is like a fart...,"['force', 'probably', 'shit']","['love', 'like', 'fart']","['force', 'probably', 'shit', 'love', 'like', 'fart']",6
+"I don't mind a 5k, but my running group wants to a 10k. I don't like them.",1wf91e,53,Is it wrong to hate a certain race?,"['mind', 'running', 'group', 'want', 'like']","['wrong', 'hate', 'certain', 'race']","['mind', 'running', 'group', 'want', 'like', 'wrong', 'hate', 'certain', 'race']",9
+...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?,2zvmk5,53,"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy...","['love', 'drawing', 'picture', 'naked', 'men']","['rorschach', 'guy']","['love', 'drawing', 'picture', 'naked', 'men', 'rorschach', 'guy']",7
+"he goes straight to the barkeeper, sits down and asks him to tell him the names of the other cowboys in town as they enter the saloon in order to get to know them.
+
+The doors opens, a cowboy enters with like carrying like 5 pistols. The barkeeper tells him: ""That's Pistolbill!"". 
+Interested in getting to know other cowboys as well, he waits for another cowboy to enter the saloon. 
+
+A few seconds later another cowboy arrives, this time carrying a lot of different knives. The barkeepers explains him that he's called Knivesobill. 
+
+Finally, as he begins to understand the system of their nicknames, a third cowboy with 2 heads and 4 arms enters the room. Frightened by this cowboy, he asks the barkeeper: ""What the fuck, and what's his name???""  The barkeeper:""Well, that's Chernobyl""",1eg1pw,53,A cowboy is new in town and enters a saloon...,"['go', 'straight', 'barkeeper', 'sits', 'asks', 'tell', 'name', 'cowboy', 'town', 'enter', 'saloon', 'order', 'get', 'know', 'door', 'open', 'cowboy', 'enters', 'like', 'carrying', 'like', 'pistol', 'barkeeper', 'tell', 'pistolbill', 'interested', 'getting', 'know', 'cowboy', 'well', 'wait', 'another', 'cowboy', 'enter', 'saloon', 'second', 'later', 'another', 'cowboy', 'arrives', 'time', 'carrying', 'lot', 'different', 'knife', 'barkeeper', 'explains', 'called', 'knivesobill', 'finally', 'begin', 'understand', 'system', 'nickname', 'third', 'cowboy', 'head', 'arm', 'enters', 'room', 'frightened', 'cowboy', 'asks', 'barkeeper', 'fuck', 'name', 'barkeeper', 'well', 'chernobyl']","['cowboy', 'new', 'town', 'enters', 'saloon']","['go', 'straight', 'barkeeper', 'sits', 'asks', 'tell', 'name', 'cowboy', 'town', 'enter', 'saloon', 'order', 'get', 'know', 'door', 'open', 'cowboy', 'enters', 'like', 'carrying', 'like', 'pistol', 'barkeeper', 'tell', 'pistolbill', 'interested', 'getting', 'know', 'cowboy', 'well', 'wait', 'another', 'cowboy', 'enter', 'saloon', 'second', 'later', 'another', 'cowboy', 'arrives', 'time', 'carrying', 'lot', 'different', 'knife', 'barkeeper', 'explains', 'called', 'knivesobill', 'finally', 'begin', 'understand', 'system', 'nickname', 'third', 'cowboy', 'head', 'arm', 'enters', 'room', 'frightened', 'cowboy', 'asks', 'barkeeper', 'fuck', 'name', 'barkeeper', 'well', 'chernobyl', 'cowboy', 'new', 'town', 'enters', 'saloon']",74
+50 cent with Nickelback,1dmtkm,53,What concert is worth 45 cents?,"['cent', 'nickelback']","['concert', 'worth', 'cent']","['cent', 'nickelback', 'concert', 'worth', 'cent']",5
+A cat in a minefield.,4nhku0,53,"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening?","['cat', 'minefield']","['creature', 'walk', 'four', 'leg', 'morning', 'three', 'leg', 'noon', 'two', 'evening']","['cat', 'minefield', 'creature', 'walk', 'four', 'leg', 'morning', 'three', 'leg', 'noon', 'two', 'evening']",12
+"A blonde hears that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she leaves a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
+
+When the milkman reads the note, he figures there must be a mistake; she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocks on the door to clarify the point.
+
+The blonde comes to the door and the milkman says, ""I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?""
+
+The blonde says, ""No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.""
+
+The milkman says, ""Okay. Do you want it pasteurized?""
+
+And blonde says ""No, just up to my tits.""",2puj82,53,Milk Bath,"['blonde', 'hears', 'milk', 'bath', 'would', 'make', 'beautiful', 'leaf', 'note', 'milkman', 'leave', 'gallon', 'milk', 'milkman', 'read', 'note', 'figure', 'must', 'mistake', 'probably', 'meant', 'gallon', 'knock', 'door', 'clarify', 'point', 'blonde', 'come', 'door', 'milkman', 'say', 'found', 'note', 'leave', 'gallon', 'milk', 'mean', 'gallon', 'blonde', 'say', 'want', 'gallon', 'going', 'fill', 'bathtub', 'milk', 'take', 'milk', 'bath', 'milkman', 'say', 'okay', 'want', 'pasteurized', 'blonde', 'say', 'tit']","['milk', 'bath']","['blonde', 'hears', 'milk', 'bath', 'would', 'make', 'beautiful', 'leaf', 'note', 'milkman', 'leave', 'gallon', 'milk', 'milkman', 'read', 'note', 'figure', 'must', 'mistake', 'probably', 'meant', 'gallon', 'knock', 'door', 'clarify', 'point', 'blonde', 'come', 'door', 'milkman', 'say', 'found', 'note', 'leave', 'gallon', 'milk', 'mean', 'gallon', 'blonde', 'say', 'want', 'gallon', 'going', 'fill', 'bathtub', 'milk', 'take', 'milk', 'bath', 'milkman', 'say', 'okay', 'want', 'pasteurized', 'blonde', 'say', 'tit', 'milk', 'bath']",59
+"Nothing, they're both dead stars.",4p4fdj,53,What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?,"['nothing', 'dead', 'star']","['difference', 'prince', 'white', 'dwarf']","['nothing', 'dead', 'star', 'difference', 'prince', 'white', 'dwarf']",7
+"Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
+
+Son: No!
+
+Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
+
+Son: Ok then.
+
+Dad goes to Bill Gates.
+
+Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
+
+Bill Gates: No!
+
+Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
+
+Bill Gates: Ok then.
+
+Dad goes to the president of the World Bank
+
+Dad: Make my son the CEO of your bank.
+
+President: No!
+
+Dad: He is the son in law of Bill Gates.
+
+President: Ok then.",4xkxdq,53,How business works,"['dad', 'want', 'marry', 'girl', 'choice', 'son', 'dad', 'girl', 'bill', 'gate', 'daughter', 'son', 'ok', 'dad', 'go', 'bill', 'gate', 'dad', 'want', 'daughter', 'marry', 'son', 'bill', 'gate', 'dad', 'son', 'ceo', 'world', 'bank', 'bill', 'gate', 'ok', 'dad', 'go', 'president', 'world', 'bank', 'dad', 'make', 'son', 'ceo', 'bank', 'president', 'dad', 'son', 'law', 'bill', 'gate', 'president', 'ok']","['business', 'work']","['dad', 'want', 'marry', 'girl', 'choice', 'son', 'dad', 'girl', 'bill', 'gate', 'daughter', 'son', 'ok', 'dad', 'go', 'bill', 'gate', 'dad', 'want', 'daughter', 'marry', 'son', 'bill', 'gate', 'dad', 'son', 'ceo', 'world', 'bank', 'bill', 'gate', 'ok', 'dad', 'go', 'president', 'world', 'bank', 'dad', 'make', 'son', 'ceo', 'bank', 'president', 'dad', 'son', 'law', 'bill', 'gate', 'president', 'ok', 'business', 'work']",52
+With Little Caesars.,3ujvl6,53,How do Mexicans cut their Pizza?,"['little', 'caesar']","['mexican', 'cut', 'pizza']","['little', 'caesar', 'mexican', 'cut', 'pizza']",5
+Because he'd urn-ed it.,4c4gy7,53,Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?,[],"['crematorium', 'operator', 'get', 'bonus']","['crematorium', 'operator', 'get', 'bonus']",4
+"A watermelon farmer had a thief that would steal a few of his watermelons each year.  Year after year it was the same thing, during harvest season a few of his watermelons would constantly be stolen.  No matter what he tried to do, he was not able to catch the thief.  So one year he finally got tired of it and tried something new, so he put a sign up in his pasture, ""One of these watermelons are poisoned.""  Thinking he finally deterred the thief, he went to bed.
+
+The next morning when he woke up to harvest, there was a new sign under his that read, ""Now two of these watermelon are poisoned"".",2cemrt,53,The Watermelon Farmer,"['watermelon', 'farmer', 'thief', 'would', 'steal', 'watermelon', 'year', 'year', 'year', 'thing', 'harvest', 'season', 'watermelon', 'would', 'constantly', 'stolen', 'matter', 'tried', 'able', 'catch', 'thief', 'one', 'year', 'finally', 'got', 'tired', 'tried', 'something', 'new', 'put', 'sign', 'pasture', 'one', 'watermelon', 'poisoned', 'thinking', 'finally', 'deterred', 'thief', 'went', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'woke', 'harvest', 'new', 'sign', 'read', 'two', 'watermelon', 'poisoned']","['watermelon', 'farmer']","['watermelon', 'farmer', 'thief', 'would', 'steal', 'watermelon', 'year', 'year', 'year', 'thing', 'harvest', 'season', 'watermelon', 'would', 'constantly', 'stolen', 'matter', 'tried', 'able', 'catch', 'thief', 'one', 'year', 'finally', 'got', 'tired', 'tried', 'something', 'new', 'put', 'sign', 'pasture', 'one', 'watermelon', 'poisoned', 'thinking', 'finally', 'deterred', 'thief', 'went', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'woke', 'harvest', 'new', 'sign', 'read', 'two', 'watermelon', 'poisoned', 'watermelon', 'farmer']",53
+Eclipse it!,4tncbq,53,How does the man on the moon cut his hair?,['eclipse'],"['man', 'moon', 'cut', 'hair']","['eclipse', 'man', 'moon', 'cut', 'hair']",5
+"We were both looking at our phones, then suddenly the airport wifi went down. I frustratingly said, ""my phone only works on wifi!"" He said, ""don't worry! My phone has tethering!"" Relived, I thanked him for his service. ",35f4ah,53,I sat next to a guy from the military at the airport...,"['looking', 'phone', 'suddenly', 'airport', 'wifi', 'went', 'frustratingly', 'said', 'phone', 'work', 'wifi', 'said', 'worry', 'phone', 'tethering', 'relived', 'thanked', 'service']","['sat', 'next', 'guy', 'military', 'airport']","['looking', 'phone', 'suddenly', 'airport', 'wifi', 'went', 'frustratingly', 'said', 'phone', 'work', 'wifi', 'said', 'worry', 'phone', 'tethering', 'relived', 'thanked', 'service', 'sat', 'next', 'guy', 'military', 'airport']",23
+Dam.,3xiom7,53,What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?,['dam'],"['fish', 'say', 'ran', 'wall']","['dam', 'fish', 'say', 'ran', 'wall']",5
+"Old as dirt but still funny.
+
+A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses. 
+
+""Feathers show number of sexual partners,"" the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave, 
+He continued, ""Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?"" pointing to a second, older man, 
+""Three women, three feathers."" 
+
+The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. ""But you have so many feathers!"" 
+
+The Chief proudly slapped his chest. ""Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."" 
+
+Horrified, the female reporter said, ""You ought to be hung!"" 
+
+The Chief said, ""Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."" 
+
+The offended reporter said, ""You don't have to be hostile!"" 
+
+The Chief replied, ""Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"" 
+
+The reporter cried, ""Oh, dear!"" 
+
+""No deer"", said the Chief. ""Ass too high, run too fast!""",2vbc3o,53,Big Chief Joke,"['old', 'dirt', 'still', 'funny', 'female', 'reporter', 'interviewing', 'american', 'indian', 'chief', 'asked', 'significance', 'varied', 'number', 'feather', 'indian', 'headdress', 'feather', 'show', 'number', 'sexual', 'partner', 'chief', 'replied', 'indicating', 'nearby', 'young', 'brave', 'continued', 'one', 'woman', 'one', 'feather', 'pointing', 'second', 'older', 'man', 'three', 'woman', 'three', 'feather', 'reporter', 'looked', 'chief', 'headdress', 'many', 'feather', 'chief', 'proudly', 'slapped', 'chest', 'chief', 'sleep', 'woman', 'big', 'small', 'fat', 'tall', 'horrified', 'female', 'reporter', 'said', 'ought', 'hung', 'chief', 'said', 'damn', 'right', 'hung', 'big', 'like', 'buffalo', 'long', 'like', 'snake', 'offended', 'reporter', 'said', 'hostile', 'chief', 'replied', 'style', 'reporter', 'cried', 'oh', 'dear', 'deer', 'said', 'chief', 'as', 'high', 'run', 'fast']","['big', 'chief', 'joke']","['old', 'dirt', 'still', 'funny', 'female', 'reporter', 'interviewing', 'american', 'indian', 'chief', 'asked', 'significance', 'varied', 'number', 'feather', 'indian', 'headdress', 'feather', 'show', 'number', 'sexual', 'partner', 'chief', 'replied', 'indicating', 'nearby', 'young', 'brave', 'continued', 'one', 'woman', 'one', 'feather', 'pointing', 'second', 'older', 'man', 'three', 'woman', 'three', 'feather', 'reporter', 'looked', 'chief', 'headdress', 'many', 'feather', 'chief', 'proudly', 'slapped', 'chest', 'chief', 'sleep', 'woman', 'big', 'small', 'fat', 'tall', 'horrified', 'female', 'reporter', 'said', 'ought', 'hung', 'chief', 'said', 'damn', 'right', 'hung', 'big', 'like', 'buffalo', 'long', 'like', 'snake', 'offended', 'reporter', 'said', 'hostile', 'chief', 'replied', 'style', 'reporter', 'cried', 'oh', 'dear', 'deer', 'said', 'chief', 'as', 'high', 'run', 'fast', 'big', 'chief', 'joke']",96
+In pentagrams.,4aovlt,53,How does Satan measure his mass?,['pentagram'],"['satan', 'measure', 'mass']","['pentagram', 'satan', 'measure', 'mass']",4
+"Whereas the party of the first part, also known as ""Lawyer"", and the party of the second part, also known as ""Light Bulb"", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.   The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
+
+1. The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction,this point being non-negotiable.
+2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (""Receptacle""), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.
+3. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (""New Light Bulb""). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
+
+NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as ""Partnership.""",2b2ej6,53,How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['whereas', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'lawyer', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'light', 'bulb', 'hereby', 'forthwith', 'agree', 'transaction', 'wherein', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'shall', 'removed', 'current', 'position', 'result', 'failure', 'perform', 'previously', 'agreed', 'upon', 'duty', 'lighting', 'elucidation', 'otherwise', 'illumination', 'area', 'ranging', 'front', 'north', 'door', 'entryway', 'terminating', 'area', 'inside', 'primary', 'living', 'area', 'demarcated', 'beginning', 'carpet', 'spillover', 'illumination', 'option', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'required', 'aforementioned', 'agreement', 'party', 'aforementioned', 'removal', 'transaction', 'shall', 'include', 'limited', 'following', 'step', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'without', 'elevation', 'option', 'mean', 'chair', 'stepstool', 'ladder', 'mean', 'elevation', 'grasp', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'rotate', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'direction', 'point', 'upon', 'reaching', 'point', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'becomes', 'separated', 'party', 'third', 'part', 'receptacle', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'option', 'disposing', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'manner', 'consistent', 'applicable', 'state', 'local', 'federal', 'statute', 'separation', 'disposal', 'achieved', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'option', 'beginning', 'installation', 'party', 'fourth', 'part', 'new', 'light', 'bulb', 'installation', 'shall', 'occur', 'manner', 'consistent', 'reverse', 'procedure', 'described', 'step', 'one', 'document', 'careful', 'note', 'rotation', 'occur', 'clockwise', 'direction', 'point', 'also', 'note', 'described', 'step', 'may', 'performed', 'option', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'person', 'authorized', 'objective', 'produce', 'possible', 'revenue', 'party', 'fifth', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'partnership']","['many', 'lawyer', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['whereas', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'lawyer', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'light', 'bulb', 'hereby', 'forthwith', 'agree', 'transaction', 'wherein', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'shall', 'removed', 'current', 'position', 'result', 'failure', 'perform', 'previously', 'agreed', 'upon', 'duty', 'lighting', 'elucidation', 'otherwise', 'illumination', 'area', 'ranging', 'front', 'north', 'door', 'entryway', 'terminating', 'area', 'inside', 'primary', 'living', 'area', 'demarcated', 'beginning', 'carpet', 'spillover', 'illumination', 'option', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'required', 'aforementioned', 'agreement', 'party', 'aforementioned', 'removal', 'transaction', 'shall', 'include', 'limited', 'following', 'step', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'without', 'elevation', 'option', 'mean', 'chair', 'stepstool', 'ladder', 'mean', 'elevation', 'grasp', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'rotate', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'direction', 'point', 'upon', 'reaching', 'point', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'becomes', 'separated', 'party', 'third', 'part', 'receptacle', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'option', 'disposing', 'party', 'second', 'part', 'light', 'bulb', 'manner', 'consistent', 'applicable', 'state', 'local', 'federal', 'statute', 'separation', 'disposal', 'achieved', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'shall', 'option', 'beginning', 'installation', 'party', 'fourth', 'part', 'new', 'light', 'bulb', 'installation', 'shall', 'occur', 'manner', 'consistent', 'reverse', 'procedure', 'described', 'step', 'one', 'document', 'careful', 'note', 'rotation', 'occur', 'clockwise', 'direction', 'point', 'also', 'note', 'described', 'step', 'may', 'performed', 'option', 'party', 'first', 'part', 'lawyer', 'person', 'authorized', 'objective', 'produce', 'possible', 'revenue', 'party', 'fifth', 'part', 'also', 'known', 'partnership', 'many', 'lawyer', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",198
+"She crossed over to the other side of the road; I crossed over too.
+
+She quickened her pace a little; I quickened my pace too.
+
+She broke into a run; I broke into a run too.
+
+She panicked and began to scream and run hell-for-leather; I panicked and began to scream and run hell-for-leather too.
+
+Whatever it was, I was damned if it was going to catch me first.
+
+P.S. It's an old one, but I doubt the original used semi-colons, so give me that.",5s6zth,53,I was walking home late at night along a dark street. There was a young woman walking a few steps in front of me.,"['crossed', 'side', 'road', 'crossed', 'quickened', 'pace', 'little', 'quickened', 'pace', 'broke', 'run', 'broke', 'run', 'panicked', 'began', 'scream', 'run', 'panicked', 'began', 'scream', 'run', 'whatever', 'damned', 'going', 'catch', 'first', 'old', 'one', 'doubt', 'original', 'used', 'give']","['walking', 'home', 'late', 'night', 'along', 'dark', 'street', 'young', 'woman', 'walking', 'step', 'front']","['crossed', 'side', 'road', 'crossed', 'quickened', 'pace', 'little', 'quickened', 'pace', 'broke', 'run', 'broke', 'run', 'panicked', 'began', 'scream', 'run', 'panicked', 'began', 'scream', 'run', 'whatever', 'damned', 'going', 'catch', 'first', 'old', 'one', 'doubt', 'original', 'used', 'give', 'walking', 'home', 'late', 'night', 'along', 'dark', 'street', 'young', 'woman', 'walking', 'step', 'front']",44
+Sometimes they fall out of trees and I've never had sex with one,2hphpu,53,Women are like leaves...,"['sometimes', 'fall', 'tree', 'never', 'sex', 'one']","['woman', 'like', 'leaf']","['sometimes', 'fall', 'tree', 'never', 'sex', 'one', 'woman', 'like', 'leaf']",9
+"So, these two guys are eating lunch and the subject of ""the most painful experience of your life"" comes up.  The first guy thinks for a moment and says ""that would have to be the time I slammed the car door on my hand"".  The second guy thinks and says ""I know the second most painful experience of my life was when I went to take a dump in the woods and squatted down on a [bear trap](http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g51/7551/7551_1217259273_large.jpg), the damn thing latched onto my dick and balls and I ran like hell"".
+
+The first guy says ""Jesus man, if that was the second most painful experience of your life, what was the first?"" and his friend replied ""It came about 5 seconds later when I ran out of chain.""",2san9p,53,"""The Most Painful Experience of Your Life""","['two', 'guy', 'eating', 'lunch', 'subject', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'come', 'first', 'guy', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'would', 'time', 'slammed', 'car', 'door', 'hand', 'second', 'guy', 'think', 'say', 'know', 'second', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'went', 'take', 'dump', 'wood', 'squatted', 'bear', 'trap', 'http', 'damn', 'thing', 'latched', 'onto', 'dick', 'ball', 'ran', 'like', 'hell', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'jesus', 'man', 'second', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'first', 'friend', 'replied', 'came', 'second', 'later', 'ran', 'chain']","['painful', 'experience', 'life']","['two', 'guy', 'eating', 'lunch', 'subject', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'come', 'first', 'guy', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'would', 'time', 'slammed', 'car', 'door', 'hand', 'second', 'guy', 'think', 'say', 'know', 'second', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'went', 'take', 'dump', 'wood', 'squatted', 'bear', 'trap', 'http', 'damn', 'thing', 'latched', 'onto', 'dick', 'ball', 'ran', 'like', 'hell', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'jesus', 'man', 'second', 'painful', 'experience', 'life', 'first', 'friend', 'replied', 'came', 'second', 'later', 'ran', 'chain', 'painful', 'experience', 'life']",66
+Go for the juggler ,4yopyf,53,If attacked by a mob of clowns,"['go', 'juggler']","['attacked', 'mob', 'clown']","['go', 'juggler', 'attacked', 'mob', 'clown']",5
+A tourist.,4fg50q,53,"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?",['tourist'],"['call', 'person', 'white', 'house', 'honest', 'intelligent']","['tourist', 'call', 'person', 'white', 'house', 'honest', 'intelligent']",7
+"and says to the host, ""Table for 26 please"".  The host, confused said, ""but Jesus, it's just you and your 12 Apostles, that only makes 13"".  To this Jesus replied, ""Yeah, but we're only going to sit on one side of the table.""",5rotzm,53,Jesus walks into a restaurant with his Apostles...,"['say', 'host', 'table', 'please', 'host', 'confused', 'said', 'jesus', 'apostle', 'make', 'jesus', 'replied', 'yeah', 'going', 'sit', 'one', 'side', 'table']","['jesus', 'walk', 'restaurant', 'apostle']","['say', 'host', 'table', 'please', 'host', 'confused', 'said', 'jesus', 'apostle', 'make', 'jesus', 'replied', 'yeah', 'going', 'sit', 'one', 'side', 'table', 'jesus', 'walk', 'restaurant', 'apostle']",22
+"Robin, Get the batmobile!  ",352bgp,53,What did one orphan say to the other?,"['robin', 'get', 'batmobile']","['one', 'orphan', 'say']","['robin', 'get', 'batmobile', 'one', 'orphan', 'say']",6
+"Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun.
+
+But I never got the bulletin.",4r8523,53,Gun loading announcement...,"['apparently', 'local', 'radio', 'station', 'announcement', 'load', 'gun', 'never', 'got', 'bulletin']","['gun', 'loading', 'announcement']","['apparently', 'local', 'radio', 'station', 'announcement', 'load', 'gun', 'never', 'got', 'bulletin', 'gun', 'loading', 'announcement']",13
+"...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen.  She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" 
+
+""My glasses"" I said",20iawd,53,Last night on stage at the strip club ...,"['ugliest', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'danced', 'said', 'hey', 'handsome', 'would', 'like', 'take', 'first', 'glass', 'said']","['last', 'night', 'stage', 'strip', 'club']","['ugliest', 'woman', 'ever', 'seen', 'danced', 'said', 'hey', 'handsome', 'would', 'like', 'take', 'first', 'glass', 'said', 'last', 'night', 'stage', 'strip', 'club']",19
+a Highjacker,3rc0ma,53,What do you call a wanker on a plane?,['highjacker'],"['call', 'wanker', 'plane']","['highjacker', 'call', 'wanker', 'plane']",4
+"He says :""Noah, Hear my will. I have decided what I wish to fill the first storey of the ark with""
+
+""Of course my lord, what is it you wish?""
+
+""I wish for you to fill it with carp!""
+
+Noah is confused, he says ""But my lord, carp can swi-
+
+""**DON'T QUESTION MY WILL NOAH**""
+
+""Well okay, what do you wish for the second storey?"" 
+
+""I have given this some thought...and I wish it to be filled with carp!""
+
+""But my lord..the first sto-""
+
+""**DON'T QUESTION MY WILL NOAH!**""
+
+Noah sighs ""I know this is probably pointless asking, but what do you wish for the third storey?""
+
+""Well Noah, that shall also be filled with carp""
+
+Noah begins to get frustrated, he says ""I do not mean to question you lord, but we could do so much with this space!. I have to ask, why are you filling it all with carp?!""
+
+God Looks to him and says ""Well Noah, I've always wanted to be the owner of a three storey Carpark""
+
+
+",1gt64y,53,God comes and talks to Noah while he is building the Ark...,"['say', 'noah', 'hear', 'decided', 'wish', 'fill', 'first', 'storey', 'ark', 'course', 'lord', 'wish', 'wish', 'fill', 'carp', 'noah', 'confused', 'say', 'lord', 'carp', 'question', 'noah', 'well', 'okay', 'wish', 'second', 'storey', 'given', 'thought', 'wish', 'filled', 'carp', 'lord', 'first', 'question', 'noah', 'noah', 'sigh', 'know', 'probably', 'pointless', 'asking', 'wish', 'third', 'storey', 'well', 'noah', 'shall', 'also', 'filled', 'carp', 'noah', 'begin', 'get', 'frustrated', 'say', 'mean', 'question', 'lord', 'could', 'much', 'space', 'ask', 'filling', 'carp', 'god', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'noah', 'always', 'wanted', 'owner', 'three', 'storey', 'carpark']","['god', 'come', 'talk', 'noah', 'building', 'ark']","['say', 'noah', 'hear', 'decided', 'wish', 'fill', 'first', 'storey', 'ark', 'course', 'lord', 'wish', 'wish', 'fill', 'carp', 'noah', 'confused', 'say', 'lord', 'carp', 'question', 'noah', 'well', 'okay', 'wish', 'second', 'storey', 'given', 'thought', 'wish', 'filled', 'carp', 'lord', 'first', 'question', 'noah', 'noah', 'sigh', 'know', 'probably', 'pointless', 'asking', 'wish', 'third', 'storey', 'well', 'noah', 'shall', 'also', 'filled', 'carp', 'noah', 'begin', 'get', 'frustrated', 'say', 'mean', 'question', 'lord', 'could', 'much', 'space', 'ask', 'filling', 'carp', 'god', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'noah', 'always', 'wanted', 'owner', 'three', 'storey', 'carpark', 'god', 'come', 'talk', 'noah', 'building', 'ark']",82
+"""Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"" 
+
+Little Stevie raised his hand and said ""I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette."" 
+
+The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie. 
+
+Little Susie said, ""I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."" 
+
+The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny. 
+
+Little Johnny stood up and said, ""I would want silicone."" 
+
+The teacher said, ""Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?"" 
+
+""Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!""",5q8phb,53,A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked...,"['child', 'could', 'one', 'raw', 'material', 'world', 'would', 'little', 'stevie', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'gold', 'gold', 'worth', 'lot', 'money', 'could', 'buy', 'corvette', 'teacher', 'nodded', 'called', 'little', 'susie', 'little', 'susie', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'platinum', 'platinum', 'worth', 'gold', 'could', 'buy', 'porsche', 'teacher', 'smiled', 'called', 'little', 'johnny', 'little', 'johnny', 'stood', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'silicone', 'teacher', 'said', 'silicone', 'silicone', 'little', 'johnny', 'mom', 'two', 'bag', 'stuff', 'see', 'sport', 'car', 'outside', 'house']","['science', 'teacher', 'stood', 'front', 'class', 'asked']","['child', 'could', 'one', 'raw', 'material', 'world', 'would', 'little', 'stevie', 'raised', 'hand', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'gold', 'gold', 'worth', 'lot', 'money', 'could', 'buy', 'corvette', 'teacher', 'nodded', 'called', 'little', 'susie', 'little', 'susie', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'platinum', 'platinum', 'worth', 'gold', 'could', 'buy', 'porsche', 'teacher', 'smiled', 'called', 'little', 'johnny', 'little', 'johnny', 'stood', 'said', 'would', 'want', 'silicone', 'teacher', 'said', 'silicone', 'silicone', 'little', 'johnny', 'mom', 'two', 'bag', 'stuff', 'see', 'sport', 'car', 'outside', 'house', 'science', 'teacher', 'stood', 'front', 'class', 'asked']",72
+Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it.,4a5xho,53,I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour...,"['oh', 'well', 'worth', 'losing', 'sleep']","['pretty', 'upset', 'heard', 'clock', 'get', 'set', 'ahead', 'hour']","['oh', 'well', 'worth', 'losing', 'sleep', 'pretty', 'upset', 'heard', 'clock', 'get', 'set', 'ahead', 'hour']",13
+"It's either Han Solo, or I have to use force.",5qgars,53,My sex life is just like Star Wars,"['either', 'han', 'solo', 'use', 'force']","['sex', 'life', 'like', 'star', 'war']","['either', 'han', 'solo', 'use', 'force', 'sex', 'life', 'like', 'star', 'war']",10
+I don't think they understood when I said 'I wanna watch',2ronll,53,My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for Christmas,"['think', 'understood', 'said', 'wan', 'na', 'watch']","['lesbian', 'friend', 'got', 'rolex', 'christmas']","['think', 'understood', 'said', 'wan', 'na', 'watch', 'lesbian', 'friend', 'got', 'rolex', 'christmas']",11
+"Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.",2ex43e,53,I like my women how I like my math problems:,"['short', 'easy', 'imaginary', 'part']","['like', 'woman', 'like', 'math', 'problem']","['short', 'easy', 'imaginary', 'part', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'math', 'problem']",9
+"The Designated D
+
+Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
+
+The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
+
+After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationery for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
+
+At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! 
+
+Dumbfounded, the officer said ""I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""
+
+""I doubt it"", said the man, ""tonight I'm the designated decoy.""",3jj511,53,The Designated D,"['designated', 'recently', 'routine', 'police', 'patrol', 'parked', 'outside', 'local', 'pub', 'late', 'evening', 'officer', 'noticed', 'man', 'leaving', 'bar', 'intoxicated', 'could', 'barely', 'walk', 'man', 'stumbled', 'around', 'car', 'park', 'minute', 'officer', 'quietly', 'observing', 'seemed', 'eternity', 'trying', 'key', 'five', 'vehicle', 'man', 'managed', 'find', 'car', 'fell', 'sat', 'minute', 'number', 'patron', 'left', 'bar', 'drove', 'finally', 'started', 'car', 'switched', 'wiper', 'fine', 'dry', 'night', 'flicked', 'indicator', 'tooted', 'horn', 'switched', 'light', 'moved', 'vehicle', 'forward', 'inch', 'reversed', 'little', 'remained', 'stationery', 'minute', 'vehicle', 'left', 'last', 'pulled', 'car', 'park', 'started', 'drive', 'slowly', 'road', 'police', 'officer', 'patiently', 'waited', 'time', 'started', 'patrol', 'car', 'put', 'flashing', 'light', 'promptly', 'pulled', 'man', 'carried', 'breathalyzer', 'test', 'amazement', 'breathalyzer', 'indicated', 'evidence', 'man', 'consumed', 'alcohol', 'dumbfounded', 'officer', 'said', 'ask', 'accompany', 'police', 'station', 'breathalyzer', 'equipment', 'must', 'broken', 'doubt', 'said', 'man', 'tonight', 'designated', 'decoy']",['designated'],"['designated', 'recently', 'routine', 'police', 'patrol', 'parked', 'outside', 'local', 'pub', 'late', 'evening', 'officer', 'noticed', 'man', 'leaving', 'bar', 'intoxicated', 'could', 'barely', 'walk', 'man', 'stumbled', 'around', 'car', 'park', 'minute', 'officer', 'quietly', 'observing', 'seemed', 'eternity', 'trying', 'key', 'five', 'vehicle', 'man', 'managed', 'find', 'car', 'fell', 'sat', 'minute', 'number', 'patron', 'left', 'bar', 'drove', 'finally', 'started', 'car', 'switched', 'wiper', 'fine', 'dry', 'night', 'flicked', 'indicator', 'tooted', 'horn', 'switched', 'light', 'moved', 'vehicle', 'forward', 'inch', 'reversed', 'little', 'remained', 'stationery', 'minute', 'vehicle', 'left', 'last', 'pulled', 'car', 'park', 'started', 'drive', 'slowly', 'road', 'police', 'officer', 'patiently', 'waited', 'time', 'started', 'patrol', 'car', 'put', 'flashing', 'light', 'promptly', 'pulled', 'man', 'carried', 'breathalyzer', 'test', 'amazement', 'breathalyzer', 'indicated', 'evidence', 'man', 'consumed', 'alcohol', 'dumbfounded', 'officer', 'said', 'ask', 'accompany', 'police', 'station', 'breathalyzer', 'equipment', 'must', 'broken', 'doubt', 'said', 'man', 'tonight', 'designated', 'decoy', 'designated']",122
+"His gas light comes on and he pulls off at the next fuel station to fill up. He walks inside and the clerk looks at him, then the car with the penguin sitting inside and says 
+     ""It's entirely too hot out here for a penguin! You need to take that thing to the zoo right away!"" 
+        The man nods his head in agreement and replies ""Yeah, that's probably a good idea."" 
+      A week passes and the man pulls into the same fuel station with the penguin sitting comfortably in the passenger seat again. 
+      The man walks inside and the clerk angrily says ""I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!"" The man looks at the clerk and calmly replies ""Yeah I did! We had a wonderful time!""",1cfb5m,53,A man is driving through the desert with a penguin in the passenger seat,"['gas', 'light', 'come', 'pull', 'next', 'fuel', 'station', 'fill', 'walk', 'inside', 'clerk', 'look', 'car', 'penguin', 'sitting', 'inside', 'say', 'entirely', 'hot', 'penguin', 'need', 'take', 'thing', 'zoo', 'right', 'away', 'man', 'nod', 'head', 'agreement', 'reply', 'yeah', 'probably', 'good', 'idea', 'week', 'pass', 'man', 'pull', 'fuel', 'station', 'penguin', 'sitting', 'comfortably', 'passenger', 'seat', 'man', 'walk', 'inside', 'clerk', 'angrily', 'say', 'thought', 'told', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'look', 'clerk', 'calmly', 'reply', 'yeah', 'wonderful', 'time']","['man', 'driving', 'desert', 'penguin', 'passenger', 'seat']","['gas', 'light', 'come', 'pull', 'next', 'fuel', 'station', 'fill', 'walk', 'inside', 'clerk', 'look', 'car', 'penguin', 'sitting', 'inside', 'say', 'entirely', 'hot', 'penguin', 'need', 'take', 'thing', 'zoo', 'right', 'away', 'man', 'nod', 'head', 'agreement', 'reply', 'yeah', 'probably', 'good', 'idea', 'week', 'pass', 'man', 'pull', 'fuel', 'station', 'penguin', 'sitting', 'comfortably', 'passenger', 'seat', 'man', 'walk', 'inside', 'clerk', 'angrily', 'say', 'thought', 'told', 'take', 'penguin', 'zoo', 'man', 'look', 'clerk', 'calmly', 'reply', 'yeah', 'wonderful', 'time', 'man', 'driving', 'desert', 'penguin', 'passenger', 'seat']",71
+" A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
+greeted by a young woman with three small children running
+around at her feet.
+
+
+He said, ""I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used
+the product?""
+
+
+She said, ""Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.""
+
+
+""And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?""
+
+
+""We use it for sex.""
+
+
+The researcher was a little taken aback.
+He said, ""Usually people lie to me and say they use it on
+a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
+But in fact, I know most people do use it for sex.
+I admire your honesty. Since you've been frank so far,
+can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?""
+
+
+The woman said, ""Sure. My husband and I put it on the
+door knob to keep the kids out.""",1dg2ow,53,Vasaline,"['man', 'market', 'research', 'knocked', 'door', 'greeted', 'young', 'woman', 'three', 'small', 'child', 'running', 'around', 'foot', 'said', 'research', 'vaseline', 'ever', 'used', 'product', 'said', 'yes', 'husband', 'use', 'time', 'mind', 'asking', 'use', 'use', 'sex', 'researcher', 'little', 'taken', 'aback', 'said', 'usually', 'people', 'lie', 'say', 'use', 'child', 'bicycle', 'chain', 'help', 'gate', 'hinge', 'fact', 'know', 'people', 'use', 'sex', 'admire', 'honesty', 'since', 'frank', 'far', 'tell', 'exactly', 'use', 'sex', 'woman', 'said', 'sure', 'husband', 'put', 'door', 'knob', 'keep', 'kid']",['vasaline'],"['man', 'market', 'research', 'knocked', 'door', 'greeted', 'young', 'woman', 'three', 'small', 'child', 'running', 'around', 'foot', 'said', 'research', 'vaseline', 'ever', 'used', 'product', 'said', 'yes', 'husband', 'use', 'time', 'mind', 'asking', 'use', 'use', 'sex', 'researcher', 'little', 'taken', 'aback', 'said', 'usually', 'people', 'lie', 'say', 'use', 'child', 'bicycle', 'chain', 'help', 'gate', 'hinge', 'fact', 'know', 'people', 'use', 'sex', 'admire', 'honesty', 'since', 'frank', 'far', 'tell', 'exactly', 'use', 'sex', 'woman', 'said', 'sure', 'husband', 'put', 'door', 'knob', 'keep', 'kid', 'vasaline']",70
+"The lesbian couple.  They are going to be gone lickity split, while the gay couple is still at home packing their shit.",4gpual,53,A Gay Couple & Lesbian Couple Are Driving to California. Who Gets there First?,"['lesbian', 'couple', 'going', 'gone', 'lickity', 'split', 'gay', 'couple', 'still', 'home', 'packing', 'shit']","['gay', 'couple', 'lesbian', 'couple', 'driving', 'california', 'get', 'first']","['lesbian', 'couple', 'going', 'gone', 'lickity', 'split', 'gay', 'couple', 'still', 'home', 'packing', 'shit', 'gay', 'couple', 'lesbian', 'couple', 'driving', 'california', 'get', 'first']",20
+"He has a stalk of celery in the other nostril and peas in his ears. He says to the doctor, ""Doc, I'm not feeling well."" The doctor says, ""Well, you're not eating right.""",1zaw55,53,A man goes to the doctor with a carrot up his nose.,"['stalk', 'celery', 'nostril', 'pea', 'ear', 'say', 'doctor', 'doc', 'feeling', 'well', 'doctor', 'say', 'well', 'eating', 'right']","['man', 'go', 'doctor', 'carrot', 'nose']","['stalk', 'celery', 'nostril', 'pea', 'ear', 'say', 'doctor', 'doc', 'feeling', 'well', 'doctor', 'say', 'well', 'eating', 'right', 'man', 'go', 'doctor', 'carrot', 'nose']",20
+Only one of them will stop screwing you after you're dead. ,37mkzc,53,Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?,"['one', 'stop', 'screwing', 'dead']","['know', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'prostitute']","['one', 'stop', 'screwing', 'dead', 'know', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'prostitute']",8
+"A young couple go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, ""Honey,my hands are freezing!""
+She says, ""Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.""
+
+After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, ""Man! My hands are really freezing ! ""
+She says again, ""Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up."" He does, and again that warms him up.
+
+After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, ""Honey, my hands are really, really freezing ! ""
+She looks at him and says, ""For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold? """,1qqfe1,53,"""Honey,my hands are freezing!""","['young', 'couple', 'go', 'mountain', 'romantic', 'winter', 'vacation', 'get', 'guy', 'go', 'chop', 'wood', 'get', 'back', 'say', 'honey', 'hand', 'freezing', 'say', 'well', 'put', 'thigh', 'warm', 'lunch', 'go', 'back', 'chop', 'wood', 'come', 'back', 'say', 'man', 'hand', 'really', 'freezing', 'say', 'well', 'put', 'thigh', 'warm', 'warms', 'dinner', 'go', 'one', 'time', 'chop', 'wood', 'get', 'night', 'return', 'say', 'honey', 'hand', 'really', 'really', 'freezing', 'look', 'say', 'cry', 'loud', 'ear', 'ever', 'get', 'cold']","['honey', 'hand', 'freezing']","['young', 'couple', 'go', 'mountain', 'romantic', 'winter', 'vacation', 'get', 'guy', 'go', 'chop', 'wood', 'get', 'back', 'say', 'honey', 'hand', 'freezing', 'say', 'well', 'put', 'thigh', 'warm', 'lunch', 'go', 'back', 'chop', 'wood', 'come', 'back', 'say', 'man', 'hand', 'really', 'freezing', 'say', 'well', 'put', 'thigh', 'warm', 'warms', 'dinner', 'go', 'one', 'time', 'chop', 'wood', 'get', 'night', 'return', 'say', 'honey', 'hand', 'really', 'really', 'freezing', 'look', 'say', 'cry', 'loud', 'ear', 'ever', 'get', 'cold', 'honey', 'hand', 'freezing']",67
+"We were dressed, and ready to go. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
+
+We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
+
+As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
+
+My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the day. So she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
+
+A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!'",1do7so,53,Saying goodbye to mother,"['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'walked', 'door', 'cat', 'put', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'house', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'back', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'day', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'as', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'backyard']","['saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']","['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'walked', 'door', 'cat', 'put', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'house', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'back', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'day', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'as', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'backyard', 'saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']",112
+"A woman is in the hospital after she had a baby.  A nurse comes in holding the newborn child.
+Right as she enters the room, the nurse trips, dropping the baby on the floor.
+The mother starts screaming, 'AHH, MY BABY!'
+The nurse lunges to pick the baby up, but instead, kicks it across the floor and under the radiator.
+The mother continues screaming.
+The nurse goes to fetch the baby and as she picks it up, smashes the baby's head against the radiator.  
+The mother is in absolute hysterics.  
+At that point, the nurse starts laughing.
+The mother screams, ""What the hell is wrong with you!?""
+The nurse says, ""calm down, calm down.  It was a joke!
+Your baby was already dead"".",32ktka,53,A woman is in the hospital after she had a baby,"['woman', 'hospital', 'baby', 'nurse', 'come', 'holding', 'newborn', 'child', 'right', 'enters', 'room', 'nurse', 'trip', 'dropping', 'baby', 'floor', 'mother', 'start', 'screaming', 'baby', 'nurse', 'lunge', 'pick', 'baby', 'instead', 'kick', 'across', 'floor', 'radiator', 'mother', 'continues', 'screaming', 'nurse', 'go', 'fetch', 'baby', 'pick', 'smash', 'baby', 'head', 'radiator', 'mother', 'absolute', 'hysteric', 'point', 'nurse', 'start', 'laughing', 'mother', 'scream', 'hell', 'wrong', 'nurse', 'say', 'calm', 'calm', 'joke', 'baby', 'already', 'dead']","['woman', 'hospital', 'baby']","['woman', 'hospital', 'baby', 'nurse', 'come', 'holding', 'newborn', 'child', 'right', 'enters', 'room', 'nurse', 'trip', 'dropping', 'baby', 'floor', 'mother', 'start', 'screaming', 'baby', 'nurse', 'lunge', 'pick', 'baby', 'instead', 'kick', 'across', 'floor', 'radiator', 'mother', 'continues', 'screaming', 'nurse', 'go', 'fetch', 'baby', 'pick', 'smash', 'baby', 'head', 'radiator', 'mother', 'absolute', 'hysteric', 'point', 'nurse', 'start', 'laughing', 'mother', 'scream', 'hell', 'wrong', 'nurse', 'say', 'calm', 'calm', 'joke', 'baby', 'already', 'dead', 'woman', 'hospital', 'baby']",63
+"It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.",2l0hzr,53,How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?,"['really', 'matter', 'long', 'good', 'cocoa', 'content']","['speech', 'impediment', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['really', 'matter', 'long', 'good', 'cocoa', 'content', 'speech', 'impediment', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",11
+"An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
+When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three
+more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I
+draw it; It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'
+
+The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
+America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
+left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
+we all drank together.'
+
+The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
+
+The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same
+way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
+
+One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars' in
+the bar notice and fall silent.
+
+When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
+says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.'
+The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the light dawns in his
+eye and he laughs.
+
+'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine. It's me.......I've quit drinking!",1z5ogq,53,It's a foine custom.,"['irishman', 'walk', 'bar', 'dublin', 'order', 'three', 'pint', 'guinness', 'sits', 'back', 'room', 'drinking', 'sip', 'one', 'turn', 'finished', 'three', 'come', 'back', 'bar', 'order', 'three', 'bartender', 'say', 'know', 'pint', 'go', 'flat', 'draw', 'would', 'taste', 'better', 'bought', 'one', 'time', 'irishman', 'reply', 'see', 'two', 'brother', 'one', 'america', 'australia', 'dublin', 'left', 'home', 'promised', 'drink', 'way', 'remember', 'day', 'drank', 'together', 'bartender', 'admits', 'nice', 'custom', 'leaf', 'irishman', 'becomes', 'regular', 'bar', 'always', 'drink', 'way', 'order', 'three', 'pint', 'drink', 'three', 'pint', 'taking', 'drink', 'turn', 'one', 'day', 'come', 'order', 'two', 'pint', 'regular', 'bar', 'notice', 'fall', 'silent', 'come', 'back', 'bar', 'second', 'round', 'bartender', 'say', 'want', 'intrude', 'grief', 'wanted', 'offer', 'condolence', 'great', 'loss', 'irishman', 'look', 'confused', 'moment', 'light', 'dawn', 'eye', 'laugh', 'say', 'fine', 'quit', 'drinking']","['foine', 'custom']","['irishman', 'walk', 'bar', 'dublin', 'order', 'three', 'pint', 'guinness', 'sits', 'back', 'room', 'drinking', 'sip', 'one', 'turn', 'finished', 'three', 'come', 'back', 'bar', 'order', 'three', 'bartender', 'say', 'know', 'pint', 'go', 'flat', 'draw', 'would', 'taste', 'better', 'bought', 'one', 'time', 'irishman', 'reply', 'see', 'two', 'brother', 'one', 'america', 'australia', 'dublin', 'left', 'home', 'promised', 'drink', 'way', 'remember', 'day', 'drank', 'together', 'bartender', 'admits', 'nice', 'custom', 'leaf', 'irishman', 'becomes', 'regular', 'bar', 'always', 'drink', 'way', 'order', 'three', 'pint', 'drink', 'three', 'pint', 'taking', 'drink', 'turn', 'one', 'day', 'come', 'order', 'two', 'pint', 'regular', 'bar', 'notice', 'fall', 'silent', 'come', 'back', 'bar', 'second', 'round', 'bartender', 'say', 'want', 'intrude', 'grief', 'wanted', 'offer', 'condolence', 'great', 'loss', 'irishman', 'look', 'confused', 'moment', 'light', 'dawn', 'eye', 'laugh', 'say', 'fine', 'quit', 'drinking', 'foine', 'custom']",114
+"And sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. Thinking this is rather odd, he goes over to the bartender and asks about the meat on the ceiling. 
+
+The bartender tells him, ""if you can jump and touch any piece of meat up there, you get free drinks for the night. If, however, you miss, you have to buy rounds for everyone in the bar.""
+
+The man looks up at the meat, then back at the bartender, then around the room at all the hopeful faces, and finally says to the bartender, 
+
+""I think I'll pass, the steaks are too high""",4ewuwz,53,"A man walks into a bar,","['see', 'bunch', 'meat', 'hanging', 'ceiling', 'thinking', 'rather', 'odd', 'go', 'bartender', 'asks', 'meat', 'ceiling', 'bartender', 'tell', 'jump', 'touch', 'piece', 'meat', 'get', 'free', 'drink', 'night', 'however', 'miss', 'buy', 'round', 'everyone', 'bar', 'man', 'look', 'meat', 'back', 'bartender', 'around', 'room', 'hopeful', 'face', 'finally', 'say', 'bartender', 'think', 'pas', 'steak', 'high']","['man', 'walk', 'bar']","['see', 'bunch', 'meat', 'hanging', 'ceiling', 'thinking', 'rather', 'odd', 'go', 'bartender', 'asks', 'meat', 'ceiling', 'bartender', 'tell', 'jump', 'touch', 'piece', 'meat', 'get', 'free', 'drink', 'night', 'however', 'miss', 'buy', 'round', 'everyone', 'bar', 'man', 'look', 'meat', 'back', 'bartender', 'around', 'room', 'hopeful', 'face', 'finally', 'say', 'bartender', 'think', 'pas', 'steak', 'high', 'man', 'walk', 'bar']",48
+Because people are dying to get in.,3029iy,53,Why do they put fences around graveyards?,"['people', 'dying', 'get']","['put', 'fence', 'around', 'graveyard']","['people', 'dying', 'get', 'put', 'fence', 'around', 'graveyard']",7
+Because it would kill the camel,33gmty,53,Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran,"['would', 'kill', 'camel']","['dont', 'driver', 'education', 'sex', 'education', 'class', 'day', 'iran']","['would', 'kill', 'camel', 'dont', 'driver', 'education', 'sex', 'education', 'class', 'day', 'iran']",11
+"The spelling
+
+Teehee",1hs0n1,53,What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?,"['spelling', 'teehee']","['difference', 'normal', 'woman', 'witch']","['spelling', 'teehee', 'difference', 'normal', 'woman', 'witch']",6
+It's probably the pepper spray,4ocu7o,53,My eyes always hurt whenever I have sex,"['probably', 'pepper', 'spray']","['eye', 'always', 'hurt', 'whenever', 'sex']","['probably', 'pepper', 'spray', 'eye', 'always', 'hurt', 'whenever', 'sex']",8
+"Common Sense.
+
+I'll show myself out...",3inst2,53,What do you call the fear of chainsaws?,"['common', 'sense', 'show']","['call', 'fear', 'chainsaw']","['common', 'sense', 'show', 'call', 'fear', 'chainsaw']",6
+We're the Suicide Squad!,4w2g9b,53,My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...,"['suicide', 'squad']","['friend', 'dressing', 'different', 'robin', 'williams', 'character', 'comic', 'con', 'weekend']","['suicide', 'squad', 'friend', 'dressing', 'different', 'robin', 'williams', 'character', 'comic', 'con', 'weekend']",11
+"Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.",22ldp8,53,I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups.,"['apparently', 'touchy', 'subject']","['hear', 'local', 'school', 'want', 'introduce', 'massage', 'class', 'help', 'combat', 'stress', 'lot', 'opposition', 'parent', 'group']","['apparently', 'touchy', 'subject', 'hear', 'local', 'school', 'want', 'introduce', 'massage', 'class', 'help', 'combat', 'stress', 'lot', 'opposition', 'parent', 'group']",17
+"... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange""",2n3sp9,53,"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""...","['thought', 'sound', 'like', 'fair', 'exchange']","['saw', 'sign', 'said', 'watch', 'child']","['thought', 'sound', 'like', 'fair', 'exchange', 'saw', 'sign', 'said', 'watch', 'child']",10
+"A mum visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
+During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
+relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious...
+
+Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
+his roommate than met the eye.
+Reading his mom's thoughts, her son volunteered,
+“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just
+roommates and nothing more.""
+
+About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
+“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?""
+
+He said ,""Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
+to be sure."" He sat down and wrote :
+
+""Dear Mum,
+I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
+remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
+
+Love,
+your son.""
+
+Several days later, he received an email from
+his Mother which read:
+
+""Dear Son:
+I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
+I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
+But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
+would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
+Love,
+Mum. xx""
+
+
+EDIT - Okay I get it was on reddit before - a friend shared it to me and I thought it was good and did't think it was on here already or if it had been, it would have been here a long time ago",410k0z,53,A mum visits her son for dinner...,"['mum', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate', 'course', 'meal', 'mother', 'could', 'help', 'notice', 'pretty', 'roommate', 'long', 'suspicious', 'relationship', 'two', 'made', 'curious', 'course', 'evening', 'watching', 'two', 'interact', 'started', 'wonder', 'roommate', 'met', 'eye', 'reading', 'mom', 'thought', 'son', 'volunteered', 'know', 'must', 'thinking', 'assure', 'roommate', 'nothing', 'week', 'later', 'roommate', 'came', 'saying', 'ever', 'since', 'mother', 'came', 'dinner', 'unable', 'find', 'silver', 'plate', 'suppose', 'took', 'said', 'well', 'doubt', 'email', 'sure', 'sat', 'wrote', 'dear', 'mum', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'house', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'fact', 'remains', 'missing', 'ever', 'since', 'dinner', 'love', 'son', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'received', 'email', 'mother', 'read', 'dear', 'son', 'saying', 'sleep', 'roommate', 'saying', 'sleep', 'fact', 'remains', 'sleeping', 'bed', 'would', 'found', 'silver', 'plate', 'love', 'mum', 'xx', 'edit', 'okay', 'get', 'reddit', 'friend', 'shared', 'thought', 'good', 'think', 'already', 'would', 'long', 'time', 'ago']","['mum', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner']","['mum', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate', 'course', 'meal', 'mother', 'could', 'help', 'notice', 'pretty', 'roommate', 'long', 'suspicious', 'relationship', 'two', 'made', 'curious', 'course', 'evening', 'watching', 'two', 'interact', 'started', 'wonder', 'roommate', 'met', 'eye', 'reading', 'mom', 'thought', 'son', 'volunteered', 'know', 'must', 'thinking', 'assure', 'roommate', 'nothing', 'week', 'later', 'roommate', 'came', 'saying', 'ever', 'since', 'mother', 'came', 'dinner', 'unable', 'find', 'silver', 'plate', 'suppose', 'took', 'said', 'well', 'doubt', 'email', 'sure', 'sat', 'wrote', 'dear', 'mum', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'house', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'fact', 'remains', 'missing', 'ever', 'since', 'dinner', 'love', 'son', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'received', 'email', 'mother', 'read', 'dear', 'son', 'saying', 'sleep', 'roommate', 'saying', 'sleep', 'fact', 'remains', 'sleeping', 'bed', 'would', 'found', 'silver', 'plate', 'love', 'mum', 'xx', 'edit', 'okay', 'get', 'reddit', 'friend', 'shared', 'thought', 'good', 'think', 'already', 'would', 'long', 'time', 'ago', 'mum', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner']",127
+Phone her.,51q894,53,How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex?,['phone'],"['make', 'girlfriend', 'cry', 'sex']","['phone', 'make', 'girlfriend', 'cry', 'sex']",5
+"It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired.",1t7v7f,53,The Friend zone.,"['like', 'turned', 'job', 'call', 'week', 'later', 'complaining', 'person', 'hired']","['friend', 'zone']","['like', 'turned', 'job', 'call', 'week', 'later', 'complaining', 'person', 'hired', 'friend', 'zone']",11
+"No one knows, it's never been done before",48kijm,53,How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?,"['one', 'know', 'never', 'done']","['many', 'frenchman', 'take', 'guard', 'paris']","['one', 'know', 'never', 'done', 'many', 'frenchman', 'take', 'guard', 'paris']",9
+-1,371qyz,53,How many black people does it take to start a riot?,[],"['many', 'black', 'people', 'take', 'start', 'riot']","['many', 'black', 'people', 'take', 'start', 'riot']",6
+"Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...
+
+I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis ",4deoqb,53,Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes...,"['gandhi', 'never', 'wore', 'shoe', 'foot', 'always', 'covered', 'load', 'callouses', 'blister', 'never', 'ate', 'food', 'always', 'frail', 'furthermore', 'fasting', 'caused', 'horrible', 'breath', 'guess', 'could', 'say', 'super', 'calloused', 'fragile', 'mystic', 'hexed', 'halitosis']","['mahatma', 'ghandi', 'never', 'wore', 'shoe']","['gandhi', 'never', 'wore', 'shoe', 'foot', 'always', 'covered', 'load', 'callouses', 'blister', 'never', 'ate', 'food', 'always', 'frail', 'furthermore', 'fasting', 'caused', 'horrible', 'breath', 'guess', 'could', 'say', 'super', 'calloused', 'fragile', 'mystic', 'hexed', 'halitosis', 'mahatma', 'ghandi', 'never', 'wore', 'shoe']",34
+"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary. ",2s6xst,53,How do you end world hunger?,"['put', 'turkey', 'greece', 'cook', 'cut', 'put', 'chile', 'put', 'china', 'give', 'hungary']","['end', 'world', 'hunger']","['put', 'turkey', 'greece', 'cook', 'cut', 'put', 'chile', 'put', 'china', 'give', 'hungary', 'end', 'world', 'hunger']",14
+mainly because their hearts are already broken,2pgtep,53,Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack,"['mainly', 'heart', 'already', 'broken']","['know', 'cat', 'owner', 'le', 'likely', 'suffer', 'heart', 'attack']","['mainly', 'heart', 'already', 'broken', 'know', 'cat', 'owner', 'le', 'likely', 'suffer', 'heart', 'attack']",12
+"A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.  
+The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.  
+""Well,"" he said, ""I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's ""the"" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.""  
+""Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.""  
+The young man makes his purchase and leaves.  
+Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.  
+The girl leans over to him and says, ""You never told me that you were such a religious person.""  
+The boy leans over to her and whispers, ""You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.""",3oy5rl,53,Young man and the Pharmacy,"['young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'boy', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist']","['young', 'man', 'pharmacy']","['young', 'man', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'boy', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist', 'young', 'man', 'pharmacy']",80
+"We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door. 
+ 
+We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. 
+
+Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' 
+
+A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! 
+
+The cab driver hit a parked car. ",2u4dsw,53,Saying Goodbye to Mother,"['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'party', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'cat', 'put', 'back', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'front', 'door', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'night', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'back', 'yard', 'cab', 'driver', 'hit', 'parked', 'car']","['saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']","['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'party', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'cat', 'put', 'back', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'front', 'door', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'night', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'back', 'yard', 'cab', 'driver', 'hit', 'parked', 'car', 'saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']",120
+"A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, ""Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.""
+
+
+
+
+The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, ""What would you like to talk about?""
+
+
+
+
+""Oh, I don't know,"" said the guy. ""How about nuclear power?""
+
+
+
+""OK,"" she said. ""That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?""
+
+
+
+
+The guy thought about it and said, ""Hmmm, I have no idea.""
+
+
+
+
+To which the girl replied, ""Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?""",3c40dk,53,Lets talk.,"['guy', 'seated', 'next', 'girl', 'airplane', 'bored', 'turned', 'girl', 'said', 'let', 'talk', 'heard', 'flight', 'go', 'quicker', 'strike', 'conversation', 'fellow', 'passenger', 'girl', 'reading', 'book', 'closed', 'slowly', 'said', 'guy', 'would', 'like', 'talk', 'oh', 'know', 'said', 'guy', 'nuclear', 'power', 'ok', 'said', 'could', 'interesting', 'topic', 'let', 'ask', 'question', 'first', 'horse', 'cow', 'deer', 'eat', 'stuff', 'grass', 'yet', 'deer', 'excretes', 'little', 'pellet', 'cow', 'turn', 'flat', 'patty', 'horse', 'produce', 'clump', 'dried', 'grass', 'suppose', 'guy', 'thought', 'said', 'hmmm', 'idea', 'girl', 'replied', 'really', 'feel', 'qualified', 'discus', 'nuclear', 'power', 'know']","['let', 'talk']","['guy', 'seated', 'next', 'girl', 'airplane', 'bored', 'turned', 'girl', 'said', 'let', 'talk', 'heard', 'flight', 'go', 'quicker', 'strike', 'conversation', 'fellow', 'passenger', 'girl', 'reading', 'book', 'closed', 'slowly', 'said', 'guy', 'would', 'like', 'talk', 'oh', 'know', 'said', 'guy', 'nuclear', 'power', 'ok', 'said', 'could', 'interesting', 'topic', 'let', 'ask', 'question', 'first', 'horse', 'cow', 'deer', 'eat', 'stuff', 'grass', 'yet', 'deer', 'excretes', 'little', 'pellet', 'cow', 'turn', 'flat', 'patty', 'horse', 'produce', 'clump', 'dried', 'grass', 'suppose', 'guy', 'thought', 'said', 'hmmm', 'idea', 'girl', 'replied', 'really', 'feel', 'qualified', 'discus', 'nuclear', 'power', 'know', 'let', 'talk']",81
+she changes it more often.,4qvfvr,53,"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's,","['change', 'often']","['woman', 'mind', 'cleaner', 'man']","['change', 'often', 'woman', 'mind', 'cleaner', 'man']",6
+"On the first hole, the nun hits an excellent shot, landing the ball right on the green. A short golf cart ride later, she putts and the ball rolls right toward the hole but veers left at the second. ""God, I missed!"" yells the nun. ""Now, now, sister,"" the priest remarks, ""don't use the Lord's name in vain, or he will strike you down."" The nun shrugs him off and prepares to putt again.
+ 
+On the tenth hole, the nun again hits a wonderful shot, landing the ball once again on the green. The pair drives over to the green. The nun putts the ball and but it skips over the hole. ""God, I missed!"" the nun exclaims again. ""Be careful, sister l, one must never use the Lord's name in vain, for he will surely strike you down!"" the priest warns. ""Yeah, I heard you the first time,"" says the nun dismissively.
+ 
+On the eighteenth hole, after a spectacular shot landing the ball mere metres from the hole, the nun gently taps the ball toward the hole. It rolls gracefully toward its target, spins around the inside of the hole and hops back out, resting firmly right on the edge. Infuriated, the nun shouts, ""God, I missed!"" Suddenly, the sky darkens and the smell of sulphur thickens the air. A massive and terrifying bolt of white lighting streaks down from the sky: a tendril of pure, divine, death-seeking light energy. With an eardrum-shattering crack and a blinding flash, it strikes the priest dead.
+ 
+A booming, mighty voice cries out from the heavens in frustration: ""*GOD, I MISSED!*""",5tjtca,53,A nun decides to go golfing and invites a priest to be her caddy.,"['first', 'hole', 'nun', 'hit', 'excellent', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'right', 'green', 'short', 'golf', 'cart', 'ride', 'later', 'putt', 'ball', 'roll', 'right', 'toward', 'hole', 'veers', 'left', 'second', 'god', 'missed', 'yell', 'nun', 'sister', 'priest', 'remark', 'use', 'lord', 'name', 'vain', 'strike', 'nun', 'shrug', 'prepares', 'putt', 'tenth', 'hole', 'nun', 'hit', 'wonderful', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'green', 'pair', 'drive', 'green', 'nun', 'putt', 'ball', 'skip', 'hole', 'god', 'missed', 'nun', 'exclaims', 'careful', 'sister', 'l', 'one', 'must', 'never', 'use', 'lord', 'name', 'vain', 'surely', 'strike', 'priest', 'warns', 'yeah', 'heard', 'first', 'time', 'say', 'nun', 'dismissively', 'eighteenth', 'hole', 'spectacular', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'mere', 'metre', 'hole', 'nun', 'gently', 'tap', 'ball', 'toward', 'hole', 'roll', 'gracefully', 'toward', 'target', 'spin', 'around', 'inside', 'hole', 'hop', 'back', 'resting', 'firmly', 'right', 'edge', 'infuriated', 'nun', 'shout', 'god', 'missed', 'suddenly', 'sky', 'darkens', 'smell', 'sulphur', 'thickens', 'air', 'massive', 'terrifying', 'bolt', 'white', 'lighting', 'streak', 'sky', 'tendril', 'pure', 'divine', 'light', 'energy', 'crack', 'blinding', 'flash', 'strike', 'priest', 'dead', 'booming', 'mighty', 'voice', 'cry', 'heaven', 'frustration', 'god', 'missed']","['nun', 'decides', 'go', 'golfing', 'invite', 'priest', 'caddy']","['first', 'hole', 'nun', 'hit', 'excellent', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'right', 'green', 'short', 'golf', 'cart', 'ride', 'later', 'putt', 'ball', 'roll', 'right', 'toward', 'hole', 'veers', 'left', 'second', 'god', 'missed', 'yell', 'nun', 'sister', 'priest', 'remark', 'use', 'lord', 'name', 'vain', 'strike', 'nun', 'shrug', 'prepares', 'putt', 'tenth', 'hole', 'nun', 'hit', 'wonderful', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'green', 'pair', 'drive', 'green', 'nun', 'putt', 'ball', 'skip', 'hole', 'god', 'missed', 'nun', 'exclaims', 'careful', 'sister', 'l', 'one', 'must', 'never', 'use', 'lord', 'name', 'vain', 'surely', 'strike', 'priest', 'warns', 'yeah', 'heard', 'first', 'time', 'say', 'nun', 'dismissively', 'eighteenth', 'hole', 'spectacular', 'shot', 'landing', 'ball', 'mere', 'metre', 'hole', 'nun', 'gently', 'tap', 'ball', 'toward', 'hole', 'roll', 'gracefully', 'toward', 'target', 'spin', 'around', 'inside', 'hole', 'hop', 'back', 'resting', 'firmly', 'right', 'edge', 'infuriated', 'nun', 'shout', 'god', 'missed', 'suddenly', 'sky', 'darkens', 'smell', 'sulphur', 'thickens', 'air', 'massive', 'terrifying', 'bolt', 'white', 'lighting', 'streak', 'sky', 'tendril', 'pure', 'divine', 'light', 'energy', 'crack', 'blinding', 'flash', 'strike', 'priest', 'dead', 'booming', 'mighty', 'voice', 'cry', 'heaven', 'frustration', 'god', 'missed', 'nun', 'decides', 'go', 'golfing', 'invite', 'priest', 'caddy']",156
+"""Ye see that fence over there?"" he says to the bartender. ""Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No...""
+
+He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. ""Ye see that pier on the loch?"" He continues, ""Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No.""
+
+""But ah fuck ONE sheep....""",2hlqi2,53,"This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.","['ye', 'see', 'fence', 'say', 'bartender', 'ah', 'built', 'two', 'hand', 'dug', 'hole', 'shovel', 'chopped', 'doon', 'tree', 'post', 'ownself', 'laid', 'every', 'last', 'rail', 'call', 'gulp', 'whiskey', 'order', 'another', 'ye', 'see', 'pier', 'loch', 'continues', 'ah', 'built', 'ownself', 'swam', 'oot', 'loch', 'lay', 'foondations', 'laid', 'doon', 'every', 'single', 'board', 'call', 'ah', 'fuck', 'one', 'sheep']","['scottish', 'farmer', 'walk', 'neighborhood', 'pub', 'order', 'whiskey']","['ye', 'see', 'fence', 'say', 'bartender', 'ah', 'built', 'two', 'hand', 'dug', 'hole', 'shovel', 'chopped', 'doon', 'tree', 'post', 'ownself', 'laid', 'every', 'last', 'rail', 'call', 'gulp', 'whiskey', 'order', 'another', 'ye', 'see', 'pier', 'loch', 'continues', 'ah', 'built', 'ownself', 'swam', 'oot', 'loch', 'lay', 'foondations', 'laid', 'doon', 'every', 'single', 'board', 'call', 'ah', 'fuck', 'one', 'sheep', 'scottish', 'farmer', 'walk', 'neighborhood', 'pub', 'order', 'whiskey']",56
+Thoreau editing.,1vgfak,53,Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay?,"['thoreau', 'editing']","['civil', 'disobedience', 'good', 'essay']","['thoreau', 'editing', 'civil', 'disobedience', 'good', 'essay']",6
+"that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since. 
+",3aipia,53,My wife was complaining,"['nobody', 'ever', 'phoned', 'put', 'driving', 'sticker', 'car', 'phone', 'stopped', 'ringing', 'since']","['wife', 'complaining']","['nobody', 'ever', 'phoned', 'put', 'driving', 'sticker', 'car', 'phone', 'stopped', 'ringing', 'since', 'wife', 'complaining']",13
+"The devil appeared to the man one day and said ""If you are willing to give me a soul, I will grant you all of your heart's desires, but you will have to deliver your soul to me on your final day, I will tell you when it comes""
+The man, without a second thought, agreed to this.
+20 years later, the man had lived a life of wealth, women and booze.
+He was out walking home from a bar when the devil reappeared in front of him.
+""Time's up, your soul, now, as per our deal""
+The man looked at him blankly and said ""alright""
+He pulls out a sharp blade, bends over and reaches toward his shoes.",4xbo74,53,So an illiterate man signs a deal with the devil.,"['devil', 'appeared', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'said', 'willing', 'give', 'soul', 'grant', 'heart', 'desire', 'deliver', 'soul', 'final', 'day', 'tell', 'come', 'man', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'agreed', 'year', 'later', 'man', 'lived', 'life', 'wealth', 'woman', 'booze', 'walking', 'home', 'bar', 'devil', 'reappeared', 'front', 'time', 'soul', 'per', 'deal', 'man', 'looked', 'blankly', 'said', 'alright', 'pull', 'sharp', 'blade', 'bend', 'reach', 'toward', 'shoe']","['illiterate', 'man', 'sign', 'deal', 'devil']","['devil', 'appeared', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'said', 'willing', 'give', 'soul', 'grant', 'heart', 'desire', 'deliver', 'soul', 'final', 'day', 'tell', 'come', 'man', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'agreed', 'year', 'later', 'man', 'lived', 'life', 'wealth', 'woman', 'booze', 'walking', 'home', 'bar', 'devil', 'reappeared', 'front', 'time', 'soul', 'per', 'deal', 'man', 'looked', 'blankly', 'said', 'alright', 'pull', 'sharp', 'blade', 'bend', 'reach', 'toward', 'shoe', 'illiterate', 'man', 'sign', 'deal', 'devil']",58
+"Mommy says, ""what did you do on the way home from school?"" The little boy says, ""well, on the way home from school, I cut through the park. And I saw Daddy. He was in a car with Aunt Suzy. And he unbuttoned her shirt, and then he took her bra off, and then..."" 
+
+Mommy says ""hmph, let's save the rest of the story for when Daddy comes home for dinner."" The little boy says,""OK Mommy."" 
+
+Daddy comes home for dinner. Mommy says to the little boy ""what did you do on the way home from school?"" 
+
+The little boy says,""well, on the way home from school, I cut through the park. And I saw Daddy. He was in a car with Aunt Suzy. And he unbuttoned her shirt, and then he took her bra off..."" 
+
+And Mommy says,""hmph, and then what happened?"" 
+
+And the little boy says,""and then Daddy and Aunt Suzy started doin' the same thing that you and Uncle Roy did when Daddy was away in the Army!""",4oc8xm,53,A little boy comes home from school.,"['mommy', 'say', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'well', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'cut', 'park', 'saw', 'daddy', 'car', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'unbuttoned', 'shirt', 'took', 'bra', 'mommy', 'say', 'hmph', 'let', 'save', 'rest', 'story', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'dinner', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'ok', 'mommy', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'dinner', 'mommy', 'say', 'little', 'boy', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'well', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'cut', 'park', 'saw', 'daddy', 'car', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'unbuttoned', 'shirt', 'took', 'bra', 'mommy', 'say', 'hmph', 'happened', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'daddy', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'started', 'doin', 'thing', 'uncle', 'roy', 'daddy', 'away', 'army']","['little', 'boy', 'come', 'home', 'school']","['mommy', 'say', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'well', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'cut', 'park', 'saw', 'daddy', 'car', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'unbuttoned', 'shirt', 'took', 'bra', 'mommy', 'say', 'hmph', 'let', 'save', 'rest', 'story', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'dinner', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'ok', 'mommy', 'daddy', 'come', 'home', 'dinner', 'mommy', 'say', 'little', 'boy', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'well', 'way', 'home', 'school', 'cut', 'park', 'saw', 'daddy', 'car', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'unbuttoned', 'shirt', 'took', 'bra', 'mommy', 'say', 'hmph', 'happened', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'daddy', 'aunt', 'suzy', 'started', 'doin', 'thing', 'uncle', 'roy', 'daddy', 'away', 'army', 'little', 'boy', 'come', 'home', 'school']",91
+Re-tail.,2zk0sh,53,What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?,[],"['perfect', 'line', 'work', 'lizard']","['perfect', 'line', 'work', 'lizard']",4
+Without a Penis.,2rgcdg,53,I like my woman like I like my Coffee.,"['without', 'penis']","['like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'coffee']","['without', 'penis', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'coffee']",7
+Cut the rope imsosorry:(,2k02x0,53,How do you get an emo out of a tree?,"['cut', 'rope', 'imsosorry']","['get', 'emo', 'tree']","['cut', 'rope', 'imsosorry', 'get', 'emo', 'tree']",6
+A crime fighter.,2vk441,53,What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?,"['crime', 'fighter']","['call', 'black', 'woman', 'abortion']","['crime', 'fighter', 'call', 'black', 'woman', 'abortion']",6
+Snow boarding is fun as hell. ,5qll9y,53,Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?,"['snow', 'boarding', 'fun', 'hell']","['terrorist', 'antarctica', 'love', 'interrogated']","['snow', 'boarding', 'fun', 'hell', 'terrorist', 'antarctica', 'love', 'interrogated']",8
+"There, he sees his good friend Rene DesCartes wallowing in self pity, crying over a whiskey. 
+
+""My dear friend,"" Newton says, ""whatever is the matter?""
+
+""Ah, Isaac, tis terrible! My wife has been cheating on me!"" DesCartes bemoans, ""We are separating and I fear I shall never love again!""
+
+""Nonsense!"" says Newton, ""Join me and we shall go have a romp at the brothel! Surely some woman of ill repute will catch your fancy!""
+
+DesCartes considers, but returns to his drink; ""Sorry my dear friend, but I cannot find the passion within me. Will you stay here and keep me company?""
+
+Newton sighs, knowing that his night is ruined, but knowing his friend is in need. ""Of course I shall stay my friend; sometimes you need to put DesCartes before the whores.""",2lbgtj,53,"Isaac Newton, being the big pimp Mack daddy he is, goes to the bar.","['see', 'good', 'friend', 'rene', 'descartes', 'wallowing', 'self', 'pity', 'cry', 'whiskey', 'dear', 'friend', 'newton', 'say', 'whatever', 'matter', 'ah', 'isaac', 'ti', 'terrible', 'wife', 'cheating', 'descartes', 'bemoans', 'separating', 'fear', 'shall', 'never', 'love', 'nonsense', 'say', 'newton', 'join', 'shall', 'go', 'romp', 'brothel', 'surely', 'woman', 'ill', 'repute', 'catch', 'fancy', 'descartes', 'considers', 'return', 'drink', 'sorry', 'dear', 'friend', 'find', 'passion', 'within', 'stay', 'keep', 'company', 'newton', 'sigh', 'knowing', 'night', 'ruined', 'knowing', 'friend', 'need', 'course', 'shall', 'stay', 'friend', 'sometimes', 'need', 'put', 'descartes', 'whore']","['isaac', 'newton', 'big', 'pimp', 'mack', 'daddy', 'go', 'bar']","['see', 'good', 'friend', 'rene', 'descartes', 'wallowing', 'self', 'pity', 'cry', 'whiskey', 'dear', 'friend', 'newton', 'say', 'whatever', 'matter', 'ah', 'isaac', 'ti', 'terrible', 'wife', 'cheating', 'descartes', 'bemoans', 'separating', 'fear', 'shall', 'never', 'love', 'nonsense', 'say', 'newton', 'join', 'shall', 'go', 'romp', 'brothel', 'surely', 'woman', 'ill', 'repute', 'catch', 'fancy', 'descartes', 'considers', 'return', 'drink', 'sorry', 'dear', 'friend', 'find', 'passion', 'within', 'stay', 'keep', 'company', 'newton', 'sigh', 'knowing', 'night', 'ruined', 'knowing', 'friend', 'need', 'course', 'shall', 'stay', 'friend', 'sometimes', 'need', 'put', 'descartes', 'whore', 'isaac', 'newton', 'big', 'pimp', 'mack', 'daddy', 'go', 'bar']",81
+"Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house‽""",4seg31,53,"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"",",['get'],"['make', 'breakfast', 'want', 'thank']","['get', 'make', 'breakfast', 'want', 'thank']",5
+"and notices that there's an armless man bouncing and squirming in front of a urinal. He takes the only other urinal, which is right next to this odd armless fellow, and does his best to ignore him. The man pisses and the armless bounces. He finishes his buisness and begins to walk out when curiosity finally get the best of him. 
+
+""Are you ok"" he asks
+
+The armless man turns to him with a look of obvious distress on his face. ""I'm about to piss myself and as you can see I've got a little problem. I'm ridiculously embarrassed to ask, but I would be so grateful if you could help me out here""
+
+""Uhhh..what kind of help"" the man asks
+
+""Could you unzip my pants and pull my dick out so I can piss. You can see that I can do it myself and I'd be humiliated if I had to go back in the bar having pissed myself""
+
+The man thinks for a second about how unfortunate this poor guy is. Maybe he's a wounded soldier or a victim of some terrible accident. He's definitely not too excited about touching another mans dick, but figures that the bathroom is empty so no one would probably know anyway.
+""Sure"" he says and unzips the armless mans pants and pulls out his dick.
+
+The armless man is euphoric at finally getting to piss, but our hero can't help but notice that the guys dick is absolutely disgusting. It's covered in oozing scabs and smells like zombie shit. As the armless man pisses, the man rushes to the sink to wash his hands.
+
+""Wait"" says the armless man. ""I need you to help me put it back in. I can't walk out of here with my dick out""
+
+The man is stunned. He doesn't want to touch the Worlds Ugliest Dick again, but again he thinks about what could have happened to this poor man and how humiliated he must be to have to ask for a strangers help with this. 
+
+""Hurry up"" our hero says as he tries to tuck the quasimodo or dicks back into the crippled mans pants. Good deed completed, he rushes to the sink and begins scrubbing his hands as the armless man thanks him and starts to walk out.
+
+""Wait"" the man says. ""I know this is pretty rude, but I've got to know....what the fuck is wrong with your dick""
+
+The armless man pulls his arms out of his shirt and says ""Fuck if I know but I ain't touching it""
+",3vcxl8,53,A man walks into a bathroom at a bar...,"['notice', 'armless', 'man', 'bouncing', 'squirming', 'front', 'urinal', 'take', 'urinal', 'right', 'next', 'odd', 'armless', 'fellow', 'best', 'ignore', 'man', 'piss', 'armless', 'bounce', 'finish', 'buisness', 'begin', 'walk', 'curiosity', 'finally', 'get', 'best', 'ok', 'asks', 'armless', 'man', 'turn', 'look', 'obvious', 'distress', 'face', 'piss', 'see', 'got', 'little', 'problem', 'ridiculously', 'embarrassed', 'ask', 'would', 'grateful', 'could', 'help', 'uhhh', 'kind', 'help', 'man', 'asks', 'could', 'unzip', 'pant', 'pull', 'dick', 'piss', 'see', 'humiliated', 'go', 'back', 'bar', 'pissed', 'man', 'think', 'second', 'unfortunate', 'poor', 'guy', 'maybe', 'wounded', 'soldier', 'victim', 'terrible', 'accident', 'definitely', 'excited', 'touching', 'another', 'man', 'dick', 'figure', 'bathroom', 'empty', 'one', 'would', 'probably', 'know', 'anyway', 'sure', 'say', 'unzips', 'armless', 'man', 'pant', 'pull', 'dick', 'armless', 'man', 'euphoric', 'finally', 'getting', 'piss', 'hero', 'ca', 'help', 'notice', 'guy', 'dick', 'absolutely', 'disgusting', 'covered', 'oozing', 'scab', 'smell', 'like', 'zombie', 'shit', 'armless', 'man', 'piss', 'man', 'rush', 'sink', 'wash', 'hand', 'wait', 'say', 'armless', 'man', 'need', 'help', 'put', 'back', 'ca', 'walk', 'dick', 'man', 'stunned', 'want', 'touch', 'world', 'ugliest', 'dick', 'think', 'could', 'happened', 'poor', 'man', 'humiliated', 'must', 'ask', 'stranger', 'help', 'hurry', 'hero', 'say', 'try', 'tuck', 'quasimodo', 'dick', 'back', 'crippled', 'man', 'pant', 'good', 'deed', 'completed', 'rush', 'sink', 'begin', 'scrubbing', 'hand', 'armless', 'man', 'thanks', 'start', 'walk', 'wait', 'man', 'say', 'know', 'pretty', 'rude', 'got', 'know', 'fuck', 'wrong', 'dick', 'armless', 'man', 'pull', 'arm', 'shirt', 'say', 'fuck', 'know', 'ai', 'touching']","['man', 'walk', 'bathroom', 'bar']","['notice', 'armless', 'man', 'bouncing', 'squirming', 'front', 'urinal', 'take', 'urinal', 'right', 'next', 'odd', 'armless', 'fellow', 'best', 'ignore', 'man', 'piss', 'armless', 'bounce', 'finish', 'buisness', 'begin', 'walk', 'curiosity', 'finally', 'get', 'best', 'ok', 'asks', 'armless', 'man', 'turn', 'look', 'obvious', 'distress', 'face', 'piss', 'see', 'got', 'little', 'problem', 'ridiculously', 'embarrassed', 'ask', 'would', 'grateful', 'could', 'help', 'uhhh', 'kind', 'help', 'man', 'asks', 'could', 'unzip', 'pant', 'pull', 'dick', 'piss', 'see', 'humiliated', 'go', 'back', 'bar', 'pissed', 'man', 'think', 'second', 'unfortunate', 'poor', 'guy', 'maybe', 'wounded', 'soldier', 'victim', 'terrible', 'accident', 'definitely', 'excited', 'touching', 'another', 'man', 'dick', 'figure', 'bathroom', 'empty', 'one', 'would', 'probably', 'know', 'anyway', 'sure', 'say', 'unzips', 'armless', 'man', 'pant', 'pull', 'dick', 'armless', 'man', 'euphoric', 'finally', 'getting', 'piss', 'hero', 'ca', 'help', 'notice', 'guy', 'dick', 'absolutely', 'disgusting', 'covered', 'oozing', 'scab', 'smell', 'like', 'zombie', 'shit', 'armless', 'man', 'piss', 'man', 'rush', 'sink', 'wash', 'hand', 'wait', 'say', 'armless', 'man', 'need', 'help', 'put', 'back', 'ca', 'walk', 'dick', 'man', 'stunned', 'want', 'touch', 'world', 'ugliest', 'dick', 'think', 'could', 'happened', 'poor', 'man', 'humiliated', 'must', 'ask', 'stranger', 'help', 'hurry', 'hero', 'say', 'try', 'tuck', 'quasimodo', 'dick', 'back', 'crippled', 'man', 'pant', 'good', 'deed', 'completed', 'rush', 'sink', 'begin', 'scrubbing', 'hand', 'armless', 'man', 'thanks', 'start', 'walk', 'wait', 'man', 'say', 'know', 'pretty', 'rude', 'got', 'know', 'fuck', 'wrong', 'dick', 'armless', 'man', 'pull', 'arm', 'shirt', 'say', 'fuck', 'know', 'ai', 'touching', 'man', 'walk', 'bathroom', 'bar']",206
+Because they're so damn good at it,4u6onz,53,Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?,"['damn', 'good']","['see', 'elephant', 'hiding', 'tree']","['damn', 'good', 'see', 'elephant', 'hiding', 'tree']",6
+"and walks up to the sales associate and says, ""I would like to buy the TV in the corner.""
+
+The associate says, ""Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes.""
+
+Furious, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day, she returns to the store. She sees the same associate and says, ""I would like to buy the TV in the corner.""
+
+He replies, ""Sorry ma'am we don't serve blondes here.""
+
+Figuring the associate recognized her, the woman goes home and this time dyes her hair red. She returns to the store the following day. The previous associate isn't there and tells another associate, ""I would like to purchase the TV in the corner.""
+
+The associate says, ""Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes here.""
+
+The blonde says, ""You have never seen me before, how do you know I'm blonde?!""
+
+He responds, ""That is not a TV, it's a microwave!""",1jl963,53,A blonde goes to a electronics store...,"['walk', 'sale', 'associate', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'tv', 'corner', 'associate', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'furious', 'blonde', 'go', 'home', 'dye', 'hair', 'black', 'next', 'day', 'return', 'store', 'see', 'associate', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'tv', 'corner', 'reply', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'figuring', 'associate', 'recognized', 'woman', 'go', 'home', 'time', 'dye', 'hair', 'red', 'return', 'store', 'following', 'day', 'previous', 'associate', 'tell', 'another', 'associate', 'would', 'like', 'purchase', 'tv', 'corner', 'associate', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'blonde', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'know', 'blonde', 'responds', 'tv', 'microwave']","['blonde', 'go', 'electronics', 'store']","['walk', 'sale', 'associate', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'tv', 'corner', 'associate', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'furious', 'blonde', 'go', 'home', 'dye', 'hair', 'black', 'next', 'day', 'return', 'store', 'see', 'associate', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'buy', 'tv', 'corner', 'reply', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'figuring', 'associate', 'recognized', 'woman', 'go', 'home', 'time', 'dye', 'hair', 'red', 'return', 'store', 'following', 'day', 'previous', 'associate', 'tell', 'another', 'associate', 'would', 'like', 'purchase', 'tv', 'corner', 'associate', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'blonde', 'blonde', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'know', 'blonde', 'responds', 'tv', 'microwave', 'blonde', 'go', 'electronics', 'store']",79
+Come in different colors.,2dzon3,53,What can jelly beans do that you can't?,"['come', 'different', 'color']","['jelly', 'bean', 'ca']","['come', 'different', 'color', 'jelly', 'bean', 'ca']",6
+"A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination.
+
+The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that when pregnant, they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs.
+
+So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
+
+Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs, and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
+
+The next morning, he was woken up by his wife shaking him and saying ""Wake up Dear, the pigs are acting strangely!"". ""What do you mean?"" he asked excitedly, ""Are they wallowing in the mud?"" ""No, "" she says, ""they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.""",1auia1,53,Farmer Dan,"['farmer', 'buy', 'several', 'pig', 'hoping', 'breed', 'ham', 'bacon', 'several', 'week', 'notice', 'none', 'pig', 'getting', 'pregnant', 'call', 'vet', 'help', 'vet', 'tell', 'farmer', 'try', 'artificial', 'insemination', 'farmer', 'slightest', 'idea', 'mean', 'wanting', 'display', 'ignorance', 'asks', 'vet', 'know', 'pig', 'pregnant', 'vet', 'tell', 'pregnant', 'stop', 'standing', 'around', 'instead', 'lay', 'wallow', 'mud', 'farmer', 'hang', 'give', 'thought', 'come', 'conclusion', 'artificial', 'insemination', 'mean', 'impregnate', 'pig', 'load', 'pig', 'truck', 'drive', 'wood', 'sex', 'brings', 'back', 'go', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wake', 'look', 'pig', 'seeing', 'still', 'standing', 'around', 'concludes', 'first', 'try', 'take', 'load', 'truck', 'drive', 'wood', 'banged', 'pig', 'twice', 'good', 'measure', 'brings', 'back', 'go', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wake', 'find', 'pig', 'still', 'standing', 'around', 'one', 'try', 'tell', 'proceeds', 'load', 'drive', 'wood', 'spends', 'day', 'shagging', 'pig', 'upon', 'returning', 'home', 'fall', 'listlessly', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'woken', 'wife', 'shaking', 'saying', 'wake', 'dear', 'pig', 'acting', 'strangely', 'mean', 'asked', 'excitedly', 'wallowing', 'mud', 'say', 'truck', 'one', 'honking', 'horn']","['farmer', 'dan']","['farmer', 'buy', 'several', 'pig', 'hoping', 'breed', 'ham', 'bacon', 'several', 'week', 'notice', 'none', 'pig', 'getting', 'pregnant', 'call', 'vet', 'help', 'vet', 'tell', 'farmer', 'try', 'artificial', 'insemination', 'farmer', 'slightest', 'idea', 'mean', 'wanting', 'display', 'ignorance', 'asks', 'vet', 'know', 'pig', 'pregnant', 'vet', 'tell', 'pregnant', 'stop', 'standing', 'around', 'instead', 'lay', 'wallow', 'mud', 'farmer', 'hang', 'give', 'thought', 'come', 'conclusion', 'artificial', 'insemination', 'mean', 'impregnate', 'pig', 'load', 'pig', 'truck', 'drive', 'wood', 'sex', 'brings', 'back', 'go', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wake', 'look', 'pig', 'seeing', 'still', 'standing', 'around', 'concludes', 'first', 'try', 'take', 'load', 'truck', 'drive', 'wood', 'banged', 'pig', 'twice', 'good', 'measure', 'brings', 'back', 'go', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wake', 'find', 'pig', 'still', 'standing', 'around', 'one', 'try', 'tell', 'proceeds', 'load', 'drive', 'wood', 'spends', 'day', 'shagging', 'pig', 'upon', 'returning', 'home', 'fall', 'listlessly', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'woken', 'wife', 'shaking', 'saying', 'wake', 'dear', 'pig', 'acting', 'strangely', 'mean', 'asked', 'excitedly', 'wallowing', 'mud', 'say', 'truck', 'one', 'honking', 'horn', 'farmer', 'dan']",141
+But I just couldn't pitcher it. ,4s0i57,53,They told me to imagine a guy holding a jug full of water.,"['could', 'pitcher']","['told', 'imagine', 'guy', 'holding', 'jug', 'full', 'water']","['could', 'pitcher', 'told', 'imagine', 'guy', 'holding', 'jug', 'full', 'water']",9
+"My cousin made a mistake telling this joke last night while out to eat with a bunch of family.
+Cousin: ""this food is terrible. It tastes like ass""
+Uncle: ""HA, how do you know what ass tastes like?""
+He planned on saying something like ""I've been eating moms cooking for 18 years"" 
+BUT
+what came out was ""I've been eating moms for 18 years""
+
+",2m6afy,53,"""I've been eating moms for 18 years""","['cousin', 'made', 'mistake', 'telling', 'joke', 'last', 'night', 'eat', 'bunch', 'family', 'cousin', 'food', 'terrible', 'taste', 'like', 'as', 'uncle', 'ha', 'know', 'as', 'taste', 'like', 'planned', 'saying', 'something', 'like', 'eating', 'mom', 'cooking', 'year', 'came', 'eating', 'mom', 'year']","['eating', 'mom', 'year']","['cousin', 'made', 'mistake', 'telling', 'joke', 'last', 'night', 'eat', 'bunch', 'family', 'cousin', 'food', 'terrible', 'taste', 'like', 'as', 'uncle', 'ha', 'know', 'as', 'taste', 'like', 'planned', 'saying', 'something', 'like', 'eating', 'mom', 'cooking', 'year', 'came', 'eating', 'mom', 'year', 'eating', 'mom', 'year']",37
+Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before...,3biq67,53,I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home,"['seemed', 'like', 'good', 'idea', 'time', 'never', 'driven', 'bus']","['drinking', 'bar', 'took', 'bus', 'home']","['seemed', 'like', 'good', 'idea', 'time', 'never', 'driven', 'bus', 'drinking', 'bar', 'took', 'bus', 'home']",13
+"A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
+
+~ Infinite Jest, by DFW",1lbhi4,53,"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?","['guy', 'stay', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog', 'infinite', 'jest', 'dfw']","['get', 'cross', 'philosopher', 'insomniac', 'dyslexic']","['guy', 'stay', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog', 'infinite', 'jest', 'dfw', 'get', 'cross', 'philosopher', 'insomniac', 'dyslexic']",13
+The discrimination.,33vx7v,53,What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop?,['discrimination'],"['hardest', 'part', 'gay', 'black', 'cop']","['discrimination', 'hardest', 'part', 'gay', 'black', 'cop']",6
+Nobody reads the articles...,4nebr5,53,Reddit is like Playboy,"['nobody', 'read', 'article']","['reddit', 'like', 'playboy']","['nobody', 'read', 'article', 'reddit', 'like', 'playboy']",6
+He couldn't remove three nails to save his life,36448c,53,Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?,"['could', 'remove', 'three', 'nail', 'save', 'life']","['jesus', 'bad', 'carpenter']","['could', 'remove', 'three', 'nail', 'save', 'life', 'jesus', 'bad', 'carpenter']",9
+"An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
+ 
+Well, now,” said the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.”
+*POOF* Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
+
+”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”
+*POOF* She turned into a beautiful young woman.
+
+
+”Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asked.
+*POOF*
+
+And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear, 
+
+”Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”",2hee96,53,An old lady received 3 wishes...,"['old', 'lady', 'sat', 'front', 'porch', 'rocking', 'away', 'last', 'day', 'long', 'life', 'sudden', 'fairy', 'godmother', 'appeared', 'informed', 'would', 'granted', 'three', 'wish', 'well', 'said', 'old', 'lady', 'guess', 'would', 'like', 'really', 'poof', 'rocking', 'chair', 'turned', 'solid', 'gold', 'gee', 'guess', 'mind', 'young', 'beautiful', 'poof', 'turned', 'beautiful', 'young', 'woman', 'third', 'wish', 'asked', 'fairy', 'godmother', 'old', 'woman', 'cat', 'wandered', 'across', 'porch', 'front', 'ooh', 'change', 'handsome', 'prince', 'asked', 'poof', 'stood', 'young', 'man', 'handsome', 'anyone', 'could', 'possibly', 'imagined', 'stared', 'smitten', 'smile', 'made', 'knee', 'weak', 'sauntered', 'across', 'porch', 'whispered', 'ear', 'bet', 'sorry', 'neutered']","['old', 'lady', 'received', 'wish']","['old', 'lady', 'sat', 'front', 'porch', 'rocking', 'away', 'last', 'day', 'long', 'life', 'sudden', 'fairy', 'godmother', 'appeared', 'informed', 'would', 'granted', 'three', 'wish', 'well', 'said', 'old', 'lady', 'guess', 'would', 'like', 'really', 'poof', 'rocking', 'chair', 'turned', 'solid', 'gold', 'gee', 'guess', 'mind', 'young', 'beautiful', 'poof', 'turned', 'beautiful', 'young', 'woman', 'third', 'wish', 'asked', 'fairy', 'godmother', 'old', 'woman', 'cat', 'wandered', 'across', 'porch', 'front', 'ooh', 'change', 'handsome', 'prince', 'asked', 'poof', 'stood', 'young', 'man', 'handsome', 'anyone', 'could', 'possibly', 'imagined', 'stared', 'smitten', 'smile', 'made', 'knee', 'weak', 'sauntered', 'across', 'porch', 'whispered', 'ear', 'bet', 'sorry', 'neutered', 'old', 'lady', 'received', 'wish']",88
+Coo.,4muscj,53,What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?,['coo'],"['pigeon', 'say', 'friend', 'landed', 'sick', 'flip']","['coo', 'pigeon', 'say', 'friend', 'landed', 'sick', 'flip']",7
+very little,3kqsze,53,What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?,['little'],"['dwarf', 'midget', 'common']","['little', 'dwarf', 'midget', 'common']",4
+I'll be home in 20 minutes.,4ulwc9,53,What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex?,"['home', 'minute']","['bill', 'clinton', 'say', 'hillary', 'sex']","['home', 'minute', 'bill', 'clinton', 'say', 'hillary', 'sex']",7
+"A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, ""It's my husband, you have to leave!"" The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, ""Wait, I'm your husband!"" She replies giving him a dirty look, ""So why did you run?""",4i4yiy,53,"A man and a woman are sleeping together,","['man', 'woman', 'sleeping', 'together', 'suddenly', 'noise', 'house', 'woman', 'roll', 'say', 'husband', 'leave', 'man', 'jump', 'bed', 'jump', 'window', 'crawl', 'bush', 'street', 'realizes', 'something', 'go', 'back', 'house', 'say', 'woman', 'wait', 'husband', 'reply', 'giving', 'dirty', 'look', 'run']","['man', 'woman', 'sleeping', 'together']","['man', 'woman', 'sleeping', 'together', 'suddenly', 'noise', 'house', 'woman', 'roll', 'say', 'husband', 'leave', 'man', 'jump', 'bed', 'jump', 'window', 'crawl', 'bush', 'street', 'realizes', 'something', 'go', 'back', 'house', 'say', 'woman', 'wait', 'husband', 'reply', 'giving', 'dirty', 'look', 'run', 'man', 'woman', 'sleeping', 'together']",38
+"Eggs get laid. 
+",4y4vfm,53,What's the difference between redditors and eggs?,"['egg', 'get', 'laid']","['difference', 'redditors', 'egg']","['egg', 'get', 'laid', 'difference', 'redditors', 'egg']",6
+a navel..,1e7hhi,53,What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts?,['navel'],"['old', 'woman', 'breast', 'young', 'woman', 'breast']","['navel', 'old', 'woman', 'breast', 'young', 'woman', 'breast']",7
+I never make the same mistake twice.,5rlorg,53,"My wife always asks me: if she dies, will I remarry? And I say don't be silly honey...","['never', 'make', 'mistake', 'twice']","['wife', 'always', 'asks', 'dy', 'remarry', 'say', 'silly', 'honey']","['never', 'make', 'mistake', 'twice', 'wife', 'always', 'asks', 'dy', 'remarry', 'say', 'silly', 'honey']",12
+Poverty can't buy *Anything*,4gipxd,53,Money can't buy happiness...,"['poverty', 'ca', 'buy', 'anything']","['money', 'ca', 'buy', 'happiness']","['poverty', 'ca', 'buy', 'anything', 'money', 'ca', 'buy', 'happiness']",8
+I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again.,38tlf1,53,Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication,"['guess', 'say', 'getting', 'shit', 'together']","['experiencing', 'bad', 'diarrhea', 'year', 'finally', 'getting', 'medication']","['guess', 'say', 'getting', 'shit', 'together', 'experiencing', 'bad', 'diarrhea', 'year', 'finally', 'getting', 'medication']",12
+"Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.
+He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
+
+After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 
+
+'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks thank you.' 
+
+As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'
+'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.
+
+Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
+
+'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.'
+'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
+
+'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?'
+
+'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.",4zlu2s,53,Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.,"['finally', 'sick', 'stress', 'quits', 'job', 'buy', 'acre', 'land', 'hill', 'tasmania', 'far', 'humanity', 'possible', 'see', 'postman', 'week', 'get', 'grocery', 'month', 'otherwise', 'total', 'peace', 'quiet', 'six', 'month', 'almost', 'total', 'isolation', 'someone', 'knock', 'door', 'open', 'huge', 'bearded', 'man', 'standing', 'cliff', 'neighbor', 'forty', 'mile', 'road', 'christmas', 'party', 'friday', 'night', 'thought', 'might', 'like', 'come', 'say', 'tom', 'six', 'month', 'ready', 'meet', 'local', 'folk', 'thank', 'cliff', 'leaving', 'stop', 'got', 'ta', 'warn', 'drinking', 'problem', 'say', 'tom', 'year', 'business', 'drink', 'best', 'big', 'man', 'start', 'leave', 'stop', 'likely', 'gon', 'na', 'fighting', 'get', 'along', 'people', 'right', 'thanks', 'likely', 'wild', 'sex', 'really', 'problem', 'say', 'tom', 'warming', 'idea', 'alone', 'six', 'month', 'definitely', 'way', 'wear', 'much', 'matter', 'gon', 'na', 'two', 'u']","['tom', 'police', 'work', 'year']","['finally', 'sick', 'stress', 'quits', 'job', 'buy', 'acre', 'land', 'hill', 'tasmania', 'far', 'humanity', 'possible', 'see', 'postman', 'week', 'get', 'grocery', 'month', 'otherwise', 'total', 'peace', 'quiet', 'six', 'month', 'almost', 'total', 'isolation', 'someone', 'knock', 'door', 'open', 'huge', 'bearded', 'man', 'standing', 'cliff', 'neighbor', 'forty', 'mile', 'road', 'christmas', 'party', 'friday', 'night', 'thought', 'might', 'like', 'come', 'say', 'tom', 'six', 'month', 'ready', 'meet', 'local', 'folk', 'thank', 'cliff', 'leaving', 'stop', 'got', 'ta', 'warn', 'drinking', 'problem', 'say', 'tom', 'year', 'business', 'drink', 'best', 'big', 'man', 'start', 'leave', 'stop', 'likely', 'gon', 'na', 'fighting', 'get', 'along', 'people', 'right', 'thanks', 'likely', 'wild', 'sex', 'really', 'problem', 'say', 'tom', 'warming', 'idea', 'alone', 'six', 'month', 'definitely', 'way', 'wear', 'much', 'matter', 'gon', 'na', 'two', 'u', 'tom', 'police', 'work', 'year']",111
+"Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says ""See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!""
+
+The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling ""Nah na nah na nah"". 
+
+The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. ""See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!""
+
+Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says ""You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"" 
+
+The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl ""Well, what do you have to say NOW?"" 
+
+So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says ""My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!""",39j4tc,53,The Difference Between Boys and Girls,"['every', 'day', 'grade', 'boy', 'walk', 'home', 'school', 'past', 'grade', 'girl', 'house', 'one', 'day', 'stop', 'taunt', 'little', 'girl', 'hold', 'football', 'say', 'see', 'football', 'football', 'boy', 'game', 'girl', 'ca', 'one', 'little', 'girl', 'run', 'house', 'cry', 'tell', 'mother', 'encounter', 'run', 'buy', 'girl', 'football', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'riding', 'home', 'bike', 'girl', 'show', 'football', 'yelling', 'nah', 'na', 'nah', 'na', 'nah', 'little', 'boy', 'get', 'mad', 'point', 'bike', 'see', 'bike', 'boy', 'bike', 'girl', 'ca', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'little', 'girl', 'riding', 'new', 'boy', 'bike', 'really', 'mad', 'drop', 'pant', 'point', 'private', 'part', 'say', 'see', 'boy', 'mother', 'ca', 'go', 'buy', 'one', 'next', 'day', 'pass', 'house', 'asks', 'little', 'girl', 'well', 'say', 'pull', 'dress', 'point', 'private', 'part', 'say', 'mother', 'told', 'long', 'one', 'many', 'want']","['difference', 'boy', 'girl']","['every', 'day', 'grade', 'boy', 'walk', 'home', 'school', 'past', 'grade', 'girl', 'house', 'one', 'day', 'stop', 'taunt', 'little', 'girl', 'hold', 'football', 'say', 'see', 'football', 'football', 'boy', 'game', 'girl', 'ca', 'one', 'little', 'girl', 'run', 'house', 'cry', 'tell', 'mother', 'encounter', 'run', 'buy', 'girl', 'football', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'riding', 'home', 'bike', 'girl', 'show', 'football', 'yelling', 'nah', 'na', 'nah', 'na', 'nah', 'little', 'boy', 'get', 'mad', 'point', 'bike', 'see', 'bike', 'boy', 'bike', 'girl', 'ca', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'little', 'girl', 'riding', 'new', 'boy', 'bike', 'really', 'mad', 'drop', 'pant', 'point', 'private', 'part', 'say', 'see', 'boy', 'mother', 'ca', 'go', 'buy', 'one', 'next', 'day', 'pass', 'house', 'asks', 'little', 'girl', 'well', 'say', 'pull', 'dress', 'point', 'private', 'part', 'say', 'mother', 'told', 'long', 'one', 'many', 'want', 'difference', 'boy', 'girl']",116
+OP will not deliver,3e0zi2,53,"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out.","['op', 'deliver']","['start', 'pizza', 'place', 'called', 'original', 'pizza', 'abreviated', 'op', 'take']","['op', 'deliver', 'start', 'pizza', 'place', 'called', 'original', 'pizza', 'abreviated', 'op', 'take']",11
+"Comes across a small village with no modern technology. It's starting to get dark so he asks a villager if he can stay the night. The villager agrees.
+
+As the night goes on, the man gets bored and asks the villager if there is any way he can have a good time. *Wink wink*
+
+The villager says ""well there is Sven"". The man thinks to himself ""I'm not gay, but what the hell"" and asks how much for Sven. To which the villager replies 400 euros.
+
+The man says ""wow that's alot! Sven must be very talented!"" The villager replies ""Well 100 goes to me because it's my house and I don't really like it happening""
+
+The man says ""well 300 euros is still pretty good for Sven."" The villager says ""Not exactly. 100 goes to the mayor. Because it's his village and he doesn't really like it happening""
+
+The man says ""200 euros still sounds like Sven is doing pretty good."" The villager responds ""Well no, the other 200 goes to Oleg and Frank"". The man is confused and  asks why those two get the remaining 200. 
+
+The villager says ""well its for holding him down. Because it's Sven's ass and he doesn't really like it happening.""",41pbg4,53,A man backpacking in Europe...,"['come', 'across', 'small', 'village', 'modern', 'technology', 'starting', 'get', 'dark', 'asks', 'villager', 'stay', 'night', 'villager', 'agrees', 'night', 'go', 'man', 'get', 'bored', 'asks', 'villager', 'way', 'good', 'time', 'wink', 'wink', 'villager', 'say', 'well', 'sven', 'man', 'think', 'gay', 'hell', 'asks', 'much', 'sven', 'villager', 'reply', 'euro', 'man', 'say', 'wow', 'alot', 'sven', 'must', 'talented', 'villager', 'reply', 'well', 'go', 'house', 'really', 'like', 'happening', 'man', 'say', 'well', 'euro', 'still', 'pretty', 'good', 'sven', 'villager', 'say', 'exactly', 'go', 'mayor', 'village', 'really', 'like', 'happening', 'man', 'say', 'euro', 'still', 'sound', 'like', 'sven', 'pretty', 'good', 'villager', 'responds', 'well', 'go', 'oleg', 'frank', 'man', 'confused', 'asks', 'two', 'get', 'remaining', 'villager', 'say', 'well', 'holding', 'sven', 'as', 'really', 'like', 'happening']","['man', 'backpacking', 'europe']","['come', 'across', 'small', 'village', 'modern', 'technology', 'starting', 'get', 'dark', 'asks', 'villager', 'stay', 'night', 'villager', 'agrees', 'night', 'go', 'man', 'get', 'bored', 'asks', 'villager', 'way', 'good', 'time', 'wink', 'wink', 'villager', 'say', 'well', 'sven', 'man', 'think', 'gay', 'hell', 'asks', 'much', 'sven', 'villager', 'reply', 'euro', 'man', 'say', 'wow', 'alot', 'sven', 'must', 'talented', 'villager', 'reply', 'well', 'go', 'house', 'really', 'like', 'happening', 'man', 'say', 'well', 'euro', 'still', 'pretty', 'good', 'sven', 'villager', 'say', 'exactly', 'go', 'mayor', 'village', 'really', 'like', 'happening', 'man', 'say', 'euro', 'still', 'sound', 'like', 'sven', 'pretty', 'good', 'villager', 'responds', 'well', 'go', 'oleg', 'frank', 'man', 'confused', 'asks', 'two', 'get', 'remaining', 'villager', 'say', 'well', 'holding', 'sven', 'as', 'really', 'like', 'happening', 'man', 'backpacking', 'europe']",106
+"After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in",4qvmq1,53,How are women like KFC?,"['done', 'munching', 'breast', 'thigh', 'nice', 'greasy', 'box', 'put', 'bone']","['woman', 'like', 'kfc']","['done', 'munching', 'breast', 'thigh', 'nice', 'greasy', 'box', 'put', 'bone', 'woman', 'like', 'kfc']",12
+He sold his soul to Santa,3ip45o,53,Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?,"['sold', 'soul', 'santa']","['hear', 'dyslexic', 'satanist']","['sold', 'soul', 'santa', 'hear', 'dyslexic', 'satanist']",6
+Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :(,39rq4r,53,TIFU by sleeping with my Crush,"['orange', 'soda', 'bed']","['tifu', 'sleeping', 'crush']","['orange', 'soda', 'bed', 'tifu', 'sleeping', 'crush']",6
+"Teacher: ""Kids,what does the chicken give you?""
+Student: ""Meat!""
+Teacher: ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?""
+Student: ""Bacon!""
+Teacher: ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?""
+Student: ""Homework!""",2fsco4,53,joke - Daily dose of laughter.,"['teacher', 'kid', 'chicken', 'give', 'student', 'meat', 'teacher', 'good', 'pig', 'give', 'student', 'bacon', 'teacher', 'great', 'fat', 'cow', 'give', 'student', 'homework']","['joke', 'daily', 'dose', 'laughter']","['teacher', 'kid', 'chicken', 'give', 'student', 'meat', 'teacher', 'good', 'pig', 'give', 'student', 'bacon', 'teacher', 'great', 'fat', 'cow', 'give', 'student', 'homework', 'joke', 'daily', 'dose', 'laughter']",23
+"A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ years old man walking past.
+She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, ""hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?""
+The old man said, ""but I won't be able to...""
+Prostitute: ""c'mon man.... give it a try... ""
+Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his 8 incher and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.
+When he's done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, ""but you said you won't be able to....""
+""...pay you"" replied the old man.",4uqyb3,53,Old man and the prostitute [NSFW],"['prostitute', 'standing', 'outside', 'motel', 'small', 'town', 'saw', 'year', 'old', 'man', 'walking', 'past', 'customer', 'whistle', 'say', 'hey', 'would', 'like', 'fun', 'time', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'prostitute', 'man', 'give', 'try', 'old', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'old', 'man', 'whip', 'incher', 'fuck', 'daylight', 'minute', 'done', 'prostitute', 'exhausted', 'tired', 'say', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'pay', 'replied', 'old', 'man']","['old', 'man', 'prostitute', 'nsfw']","['prostitute', 'standing', 'outside', 'motel', 'small', 'town', 'saw', 'year', 'old', 'man', 'walking', 'past', 'customer', 'whistle', 'say', 'hey', 'would', 'like', 'fun', 'time', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'prostitute', 'man', 'give', 'try', 'old', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'old', 'man', 'whip', 'incher', 'fuck', 'daylight', 'minute', 'done', 'prostitute', 'exhausted', 'tired', 'say', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'pay', 'replied', 'old', 'man', 'old', 'man', 'prostitute', 'nsfw']",57
+My dad was holding me from behind...,33yhr8,53,My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike...,"['dad', 'holding', 'behind']","['first', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'first', 'time', 'riding', 'bike']","['dad', 'holding', 'behind', 'first', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'first', 'time', 'riding', 'bike']",11
+If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts! ,2cc96d,53,What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?,"['get', 'support', 'going', 'think', 'nut']","['one', 'saggy', 'boob', 'say', 'saggy', 'boob']","['get', 'support', 'going', 'think', 'nut', 'one', 'saggy', 'boob', 'say', 'saggy', 'boob']",11
+"...and meets Saint Peter. She says, ""I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here.""
+
+Saint Peter asks, ""What's his name?""
+
+She answers, ""Smith.""
+
+Saint Peter replies, ""I've got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?""
+
+She responds, ""His name is John Smith.""
+
+Saint Peter says, ""I got thousands of John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?""
+
+She answers, ""He's got red hair.""
+
+He replies, ""I have hundreds of red haired John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?""
+
+She responds, ""Well, he told me to always remain faithful to his memory, or else he'd roll over in his grave!""
+
+Saint Peter says, ""Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!""",265pe2,53,A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates...,"['meet', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'supposed', 'look', 'husband', 'got', 'saint', 'peter', 'asks', 'name', 'answer', 'smith', 'saint', 'peter', 'reply', 'got', 'hundred', 'thousand', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'responds', 'name', 'john', 'smith', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'got', 'thousand', 'john', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'answer', 'got', 'red', 'hair', 'reply', 'hundred', 'red', 'haired', 'john', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'responds', 'well', 'told', 'always', 'remain', 'faithful', 'memory', 'else', 'roll', 'grave', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'oh', 'mean', 'pinwheel', 'smith']","['woman', 'arrives', 'pearly', 'gate']","['meet', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'supposed', 'look', 'husband', 'got', 'saint', 'peter', 'asks', 'name', 'answer', 'smith', 'saint', 'peter', 'reply', 'got', 'hundred', 'thousand', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'responds', 'name', 'john', 'smith', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'got', 'thousand', 'john', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'answer', 'got', 'red', 'hair', 'reply', 'hundred', 'red', 'haired', 'john', 'smith', 'could', 'narrow', 'little', 'responds', 'well', 'told', 'always', 'remain', 'faithful', 'memory', 'else', 'roll', 'grave', 'saint', 'peter', 'say', 'oh', 'mean', 'pinwheel', 'smith', 'woman', 'arrives', 'pearly', 'gate']",72
+Roll up her sleeve.,4lqy4v,53,What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number?,"['roll', 'sleeve']","['best', 'way', 'get', 'jewish', 'girl', 'number']","['roll', 'sleeve', 'best', 'way', 'get', 'jewish', 'girl', 'number']",8
+Machines’ reflective glass surface not doing the trick.,1uowgb,53,U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices.,"['machine', 'reflective', 'glass', 'surface', 'trick']","['vending', 'machine', 'begin', 'displaying', 'calorie', 'information', 'encourage', 'smarter', 'snack', 'choice']","['machine', 'reflective', 'glass', 'surface', 'trick', 'vending', 'machine', 'begin', 'displaying', 'calorie', 'information', 'encourage', 'smarter', 'snack', 'choice']",15
+"A Man walks into an Irish Bar, that was full of Irish Men. He goes to the bartender and asks for a beer.
+Whilst his beer is being poured a man in the bar stands up and says
+""42"".
+Everyone starts laughing. The man ignores it.
+He takes a sip of his beer.
+Another man stands up and says
+""62"". Everyone is laughing again.
+The man asks the bartender 
+""What going on.""
+The bartender says ""Well, instead of saying the jokes, we number them. How about you give it a try""
+""Oh alright"" The man stands up and says
+""94"".
+Everyone is laughing so hard, falling of chairs crying from laughter.
+The man says to the bartender ""Why was that so funny?""
+""We haven't heard that one before""",2npxr1,53,A Man walks into a irish bar,"['man', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar', 'full', 'irish', 'men', 'go', 'bartender', 'asks', 'beer', 'whilst', 'beer', 'poured', 'man', 'bar', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'start', 'laughing', 'man', 'ignores', 'take', 'sip', 'beer', 'another', 'man', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'laughing', 'man', 'asks', 'bartender', 'going', 'bartender', 'say', 'well', 'instead', 'saying', 'joke', 'number', 'give', 'try', 'oh', 'alright', 'man', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'laughing', 'hard', 'falling', 'chair', 'cry', 'laughter', 'man', 'say', 'bartender', 'funny', 'heard', 'one']","['man', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar']","['man', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar', 'full', 'irish', 'men', 'go', 'bartender', 'asks', 'beer', 'whilst', 'beer', 'poured', 'man', 'bar', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'start', 'laughing', 'man', 'ignores', 'take', 'sip', 'beer', 'another', 'man', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'laughing', 'man', 'asks', 'bartender', 'going', 'bartender', 'say', 'well', 'instead', 'saying', 'joke', 'number', 'give', 'try', 'oh', 'alright', 'man', 'stand', 'say', 'everyone', 'laughing', 'hard', 'falling', 'chair', 'cry', 'laughter', 'man', 'say', 'bartender', 'funny', 'heard', 'one', 'man', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar']",67
+"...they laughed at me, wait 'till they hear one of my jokes on tv, they won't be laughing then!",1l08dm,53,When I told my friends that I'm writing jokes for a living...,"['laughed', 'wait', 'hear', 'one', 'joke', 'tv', 'wo', 'laughing']","['told', 'friend', 'writing', 'joke', 'living']","['laughed', 'wait', 'hear', 'one', 'joke', 'tv', 'wo', 'laughing', 'told', 'friend', 'writing', 'joke', 'living']",13
+"Jill tells her husband, ""Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. 
+
+Now, why can't you do that?"" 
+
+""Gosh,"" Jack says, ""why I hardly know the girl.""
+[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=161#mainBody)",2kp2ry,53,WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE THAT?,"['jill', 'tell', 'husband', 'jack', 'young', 'couple', 'moved', 'next', 'door', 'seem', 'loving', 'twosome', 'every', 'morning', 'leaf', 'house', 'kiss', 'goodbye', 'every', 'evening', 'come', 'home', 'brings', 'dozen', 'rose', 'ca', 'gosh', 'jack', 'say', 'hardly', 'know', 'girl', 'source', 'http', 'mainbody']","['ca', 'like']","['jill', 'tell', 'husband', 'jack', 'young', 'couple', 'moved', 'next', 'door', 'seem', 'loving', 'twosome', 'every', 'morning', 'leaf', 'house', 'kiss', 'goodbye', 'every', 'evening', 'come', 'home', 'brings', 'dozen', 'rose', 'ca', 'gosh', 'jack', 'say', 'hardly', 'know', 'girl', 'source', 'http', 'mainbody', 'ca', 'like']",37
+"A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land.
+
+A few days after moving in the friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the China-man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
+
+The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and see the China-man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
+
+A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause..., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
+
+The American bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the China-man and says, ""Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.""
+
+The China man is very taken back and says, ""Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs. I doing, these American Customs."" 
+
+""What do you mean?"" says the neighbour, ""Those aren't American customs.""
+
+Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the China-man, ""He say to become true American, I must learn to... chase chicks, ... get piss drunk, and ... listen to bull-shit.",3aatrt,53,American Customs,"['decides', 'retire', 'move', 'usa', 'year', 'living', 'shanghai', 'bought', 'home', 'small', 'piece', 'land', 'day', 'moving', 'friendly', 'american', 'neighbour', 'decides', 'go', 'across', 'welcome', 'new', 'guy', 'region', 'go', 'next', 'door', 'way', 'see', 'running', 'around', 'front', 'yard', 'chasing', 'hen', 'wanting', 'interrupt', 'custom', 'decides', 'put', 'welcome', 'hold', 'day', 'next', 'day', 'decides', 'try', 'knock', 'front', 'door', 'look', 'window', 'see', 'urinate', 'glass', 'drink', 'wanting', 'interrupt', 'another', 'custom', 'decides', 'put', 'welcome', 'hold', 'yet', 'another', 'day', 'day', 'later', 'decides', 'give', 'one', 'last', 'go', 'way', 'next', 'door', 'see', 'leading', 'bull', 'pause', 'put', 'left', 'ear', 'next', 'bull', 'butt', 'american', 'bloke', 'ca', 'handle', 'go', 'say', 'jeez', 'mate', 'hell', 'chinese', 'custom', 'come', 'welcome', 'neighbourhood', 'see', 'running', 'around', 'yard', 'hen', 'next', 'day', 'pissing', 'glass', 'drinking', 'today', 'head', 'close', 'bull', 'butt', 'could', 'shit', 'china', 'man', 'taken', 'back', 'say', 'sorry', 'sir', 'understand', 'chinese', 'custom', 'american', 'custom', 'mean', 'say', 'neighbour', 'american', 'custom', 'yes', 'man', 'travel', 'agent', 'tell', 'replied', 'say', 'become', 'true', 'american', 'must', 'learn', 'chase', 'chick', 'get', 'piss', 'drunk', 'listen']","['american', 'custom']","['decides', 'retire', 'move', 'usa', 'year', 'living', 'shanghai', 'bought', 'home', 'small', 'piece', 'land', 'day', 'moving', 'friendly', 'american', 'neighbour', 'decides', 'go', 'across', 'welcome', 'new', 'guy', 'region', 'go', 'next', 'door', 'way', 'see', 'running', 'around', 'front', 'yard', 'chasing', 'hen', 'wanting', 'interrupt', 'custom', 'decides', 'put', 'welcome', 'hold', 'day', 'next', 'day', 'decides', 'try', 'knock', 'front', 'door', 'look', 'window', 'see', 'urinate', 'glass', 'drink', 'wanting', 'interrupt', 'another', 'custom', 'decides', 'put', 'welcome', 'hold', 'yet', 'another', 'day', 'day', 'later', 'decides', 'give', 'one', 'last', 'go', 'way', 'next', 'door', 'see', 'leading', 'bull', 'pause', 'put', 'left', 'ear', 'next', 'bull', 'butt', 'american', 'bloke', 'ca', 'handle', 'go', 'say', 'jeez', 'mate', 'hell', 'chinese', 'custom', 'come', 'welcome', 'neighbourhood', 'see', 'running', 'around', 'yard', 'hen', 'next', 'day', 'pissing', 'glass', 'drinking', 'today', 'head', 'close', 'bull', 'butt', 'could', 'shit', 'china', 'man', 'taken', 'back', 'say', 'sorry', 'sir', 'understand', 'chinese', 'custom', 'american', 'custom', 'mean', 'say', 'neighbour', 'american', 'custom', 'yes', 'man', 'travel', 'agent', 'tell', 'replied', 'say', 'become', 'true', 'american', 'must', 'learn', 'chase', 'chick', 'get', 'piss', 'drunk', 'listen', 'american', 'custom']",155
+You don't want to look down. ,2l4j60,53,What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?,"['want', 'look']","['similarity', 'tight', 'rope', 'walking', 'old', 'lady', 'giving', 'head']","['want', 'look', 'similarity', 'tight', 'rope', 'walking', 'old', 'lady', 'giving', 'head']",10
+Hut.,39gsi2,53,Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza,['hut'],"['reddit', 'admins', 'ate', 'whole', 'pizza']","['hut', 'reddit', 'admins', 'ate', 'whole', 'pizza']",6
+"A bloke was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt. 
+He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one 
+of the horses lining up for the 4th race. 
+
+Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race.
+Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. 
+Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses.
+ 
+The bloke made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small 
+bet on the horse.  Again, even though it was another long shot, the 
+horse won the race.
+
+He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest 
+would bless next. 
+ 
+He bet big on it, and it won.  As the races continued the Priest kept blessing 
+long shots, and each one ended up winning. 
+ 
+The punter was elated.  He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his 
+savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse 
+to bet on.
+ 
+True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and 
+blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. 
+ 
+This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag.  The 
+punter knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag. 
+ 
+He watched dumbfounded as the old nag came in last.  In a state of shock, 
+he went to the track area where the Priest was.
+ 
+Confronting Him, he demanded, 'Father!  What happened?  All day long 
+you blessed horses and they all won.  Then in the last race, the horse you 
+blessed lost by a mile.  Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!' 
+The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy.
+ 
+'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the 
+difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'
+",2vvbwh,53,CATHOLIC HORSES,"['bloke', 'horse', 'race', 'playing', 'pony', 'losing', 'shirt', 'noticed', 'priest', 'step', 'onto', 'track', 'blessed', 'forehead', 'one', 'horse', 'lining', 'race', 'lo', 'behold', 'horse', 'long', 'shot', 'race', 'next', 'race', 'horse', 'lined', 'priest', 'stepped', 'onto', 'track', 'sure', 'enough', 'blessed', 'one', 'horse', 'bloke', 'made', 'beeline', 'betting', 'window', 'placed', 'small', 'bet', 'horse', 'even', 'though', 'another', 'long', 'shot', 'horse', 'race', 'collected', 'winning', 'anxiously', 'waited', 'see', 'horse', 'priest', 'would', 'bless', 'next', 'bet', 'big', 'race', 'continued', 'priest', 'kept', 'blessing', 'long', 'shot', 'one', 'ended', 'winning', 'punter', 'elated', 'made', 'quick', 'dash', 'atm', 'withdrew', 'saving', 'awaited', 'priest', 'blessing', 'would', 'tell', 'horse', 'bet', 'true', 'pattern', 'priest', 'stepped', 'onto', 'track', 'last', 'race', 'blessed', 'forehead', 'old', 'nag', 'longest', 'shot', 'day', 'time', 'priest', 'blessed', 'eye', 'ear', 'hoof', 'old', 'nag', 'punter', 'knew', 'winner', 'bet', 'every', 'cent', 'owned', 'old', 'nag', 'watched', 'dumbfounded', 'old', 'nag', 'came', 'last', 'state', 'shock', 'went', 'track', 'area', 'priest', 'confronting', 'demanded', 'happened', 'day', 'long', 'blessed', 'horse', 'last', 'race', 'horse', 'blessed', 'lost', 'mile', 'thanks', 'lost', 'every', 'cent', 'saving', 'priest', 'nodded', 'wisely', 'sympathy', 'said', 'problem', 'protestant', 'ca', 'tell', 'difference', 'simple', 'blessing', 'last', 'rite']","['catholic', 'horse']","['bloke', 'horse', 'race', 'playing', 'pony', 'losing', 'shirt', 'noticed', 'priest', 'step', 'onto', 'track', 'blessed', 'forehead', 'one', 'horse', 'lining', 'race', 'lo', 'behold', 'horse', 'long', 'shot', 'race', 'next', 'race', 'horse', 'lined', 'priest', 'stepped', 'onto', 'track', 'sure', 'enough', 'blessed', 'one', 'horse', 'bloke', 'made', 'beeline', 'betting', 'window', 'placed', 'small', 'bet', 'horse', 'even', 'though', 'another', 'long', 'shot', 'horse', 'race', 'collected', 'winning', 'anxiously', 'waited', 'see', 'horse', 'priest', 'would', 'bless', 'next', 'bet', 'big', 'race', 'continued', 'priest', 'kept', 'blessing', 'long', 'shot', 'one', 'ended', 'winning', 'punter', 'elated', 'made', 'quick', 'dash', 'atm', 'withdrew', 'saving', 'awaited', 'priest', 'blessing', 'would', 'tell', 'horse', 'bet', 'true', 'pattern', 'priest', 'stepped', 'onto', 'track', 'last', 'race', 'blessed', 'forehead', 'old', 'nag', 'longest', 'shot', 'day', 'time', 'priest', 'blessed', 'eye', 'ear', 'hoof', 'old', 'nag', 'punter', 'knew', 'winner', 'bet', 'every', 'cent', 'owned', 'old', 'nag', 'watched', 'dumbfounded', 'old', 'nag', 'came', 'last', 'state', 'shock', 'went', 'track', 'area', 'priest', 'confronting', 'demanded', 'happened', 'day', 'long', 'blessed', 'horse', 'last', 'race', 'horse', 'blessed', 'lost', 'mile', 'thanks', 'lost', 'every', 'cent', 'saving', 'priest', 'nodded', 'wisely', 'sympathy', 'said', 'problem', 'protestant', 'ca', 'tell', 'difference', 'simple', 'blessing', 'last', 'rite', 'catholic', 'horse']",168
+They're too short to be called Essays.,2he6gy,53,Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?,"['short', 'called', 'essay']","['hispanic', 'dwarf', 'called', 'paragraph']","['short', 'called', 'essay', 'hispanic', 'dwarf', 'called', 'paragraph']",7
+Hopefully she's as good as the first one.,43zrre,53,I'm about to have sex with my second cousin.,"['hopefully', 'good', 'first', 'one']","['sex', 'second', 'cousin']","['hopefully', 'good', 'first', 'one', 'sex', 'second', 'cousin']",7
+Kermit's finger. ,3a879l,53,"Whats long, green, and smells like pork?","['kermit', 'finger']","['whats', 'long', 'green', 'smell', 'like', 'pork']","['kermit', 'finger', 'whats', 'long', 'green', 'smell', 'like', 'pork']",8
+"[deleted]. 
+Seriously this guy is everywhere.",372dcv,53,The most active user on reddit:,"['deleted', 'seriously', 'guy', 'everywhere']","['active', 'user', 'reddit']","['deleted', 'seriously', 'guy', 'everywhere', 'active', 'user', 'reddit']",7
+"So there's this barber in a small town. One day he's sitting in his barbershop and a man walks in wearing a pair of sandals, and a long brown robe with a hood. The man sits down in the barber's chair. ""Excuse me,"" says the barber. ""I was wondering: why are you dressed like that?"" 
+""Well,"" says the man. ""I'm a Franciscan friar. I'm here to help my brother Franciscans start a soup kitchen in town."" 
+
+And the barber says, ""The Franciscans? Oh, I love the Franciscans! I love the story of St. Francis of Assisi, and I so love all the work you do for the poor, and for peace, and for the environment. And it's just great that the Franciscans live so simply! You guys are wonderful! This haircut is free!"" 
+
+And the Franciscan says, ""Oh no, no, no. We live simply and take a vow of poverty, but I have some money for a haircut. Please let me pay you."" 
+
+""Oh no,"" says the barber. ""I insist. This haircut is free!"" So the Franciscan thanks him, gives him a blessing and leaves. 
+
+The next day the barber comes to his shop and on the doorstep to the barbershop, there is a surprise waiting for him. On the doorstep is a big basket filled with wildflowers, along with a thank-you note from the Franciscan. 
+
+That same day another man walks into the barber's shop wearing a long white robe with a black scapular over it. He sits down in the barber's chair and the barber says, ""Excuse me, but why are you dressed like that?"" 
+
+And the man says, ""Well, I'm a Trappist monk. I'm in town to visit a doctor and I thought I would come in for a haircut."" 
+
+And the barber says, ""Oh I love the Trappists! You know, I've read all of Thomas Merton's books, and I so admire the way that your lives are so contemplative and prayerful, and it makes me happy to know that you're praying for all of us. You guys are wonderful! This haircut is free!"" 
+
+The Trappist says, ""Oh, no, no, no. Even though we live simply, I have money for a haircut. Please let me pay you."" 
+
+""Oh no,"" says the barber. ""This haircut is free."" So the Trappist thanks him, gives him a blessing and leaves. 
+
+The next day the barber comes to his shop and on his doorstep, there is a surprise waiting for him. A big basket full of cheeses and jams made by the Trappist abbey, along with a thank-you note from the Trappist. 
+
+That same day another man walks into the barbershop wearing a black suit and a clerical collar. After he sits down the barber says, ""Excuse me, but why are you dressed like that?"" 
+
+And the man says, ""Yes. I'm a Jesuit priest. I'm in town for a theology conference."" 
+
+And the barber says, ""Oh, I love the Jesuits! You know, my son went to Santa Clara and my daughter went to Loyola Marymount. I love Ignatian spirituality and I've been to the retreat house you have in town. You guys are great! This haircut is free!"" 
+
+And the Jesuit says, ""Oh no, no, no. I take a vow of poverty but I have enough money for a haircut."" 
+The barber says, ""Oh no. This haircut is free."" So the Jesuit thanks him, gives him a blessing and is on his way. 
+
+And the next day the barber comes to his shop and on his doorstep, there is a surprise waiting for him: ten more Jesuits. ",1x2cg7,53,So there's this barber in a small town...,"['barber', 'small', 'town', 'one', 'day', 'sitting', 'barbershop', 'man', 'walk', 'wearing', 'pair', 'sandal', 'long', 'brown', 'robe', 'hood', 'man', 'sits', 'barber', 'chair', 'excuse', 'say', 'barber', 'wondering', 'dressed', 'like', 'well', 'say', 'man', 'franciscan', 'friar', 'help', 'brother', 'franciscan', 'start', 'soup', 'kitchen', 'town', 'barber', 'say', 'franciscan', 'oh', 'love', 'franciscan', 'love', 'story', 'francis', 'assisi', 'love', 'work', 'poor', 'peace', 'environment', 'great', 'franciscan', 'live', 'simply', 'guy', 'wonderful', 'haircut', 'free', 'franciscan', 'say', 'oh', 'live', 'simply', 'take', 'vow', 'poverty', 'money', 'haircut', 'please', 'let', 'pay', 'oh', 'say', 'barber', 'insist', 'haircut', 'free', 'franciscan', 'thanks', 'give', 'blessing', 'leaf', 'next', 'day', 'barber', 'come', 'shop', 'doorstep', 'barbershop', 'surprise', 'waiting', 'doorstep', 'big', 'basket', 'filled', 'wildflower', 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+They lack the element of supplies,1bqqa0,53,Why is North Korea going fail against America?,"['lack', 'element', 'supply']","['north', 'korea', 'going', 'fail', 'america']","['lack', 'element', 'supply', 'north', 'korea', 'going', 'fail', 'america']",8
+"Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!",2i84eh,53,Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?,"['seriously', 'guy', 'answered', 'yet', 'dying', 'find']","['know', 'keep', 'idiot', 'suspense']","['seriously', 'guy', 'answered', 'yet', 'dying', 'find', 'know', 'keep', 'idiot', 'suspense']",10
+Your mom can't take a joke.,2o7556,53,What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?,"['mom', 'ca', 'take', 'joke']","['difference', 'three', 'dick', 'joke']","['mom', 'ca', 'take', 'joke', 'difference', 'three', 'dick', 'joke']",8
+"Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, ""I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, ""That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!""",3aqzg4,53,Three guys go to a ski lodge,"['three', 'guy', 'go', 'ski', 'lodge', 'enough', 'room', 'share', 'bed', 'middle', 'night', 'guy', 'right', 'wake', 'say', 'wild', 'vivid', 'dream', 'getting', 'hand', 'job', 'guy', 'left', 'wake', 'unbelievably', 'dream', 'guy', 'middle', 'wake', 'say', 'funny', 'dreamed', 'skiing']","['three', 'guy', 'go', 'ski', 'lodge']","['three', 'guy', 'go', 'ski', 'lodge', 'enough', 'room', 'share', 'bed', 'middle', 'night', 'guy', 'right', 'wake', 'say', 'wild', 'vivid', 'dream', 'getting', 'hand', 'job', 'guy', 'left', 'wake', 'unbelievably', 'dream', 'guy', 'middle', 'wake', 'say', 'funny', 'dreamed', 'skiing', 'three', 'guy', 'go', 'ski', 'lodge']",38
+I Noah guy.,4m250i,53,Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry...,"['noah', 'guy']","['torrential', 'rainfall', 'rising', 'floodwaters', 'escape', 'worry']","['noah', 'guy', 'torrential', 'rainfall', 'rising', 'floodwaters', 'escape', 'worry']",8
+"and asks, ""Yankele and Yosele are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?""
+
+The wise old Rabbi answers, ""Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one.""",2jowjn,53,A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi...,"['asks', 'yankele', 'yosele', 'love', 'lucky', 'one', 'wise', 'old', 'rabbi', 'answer', 'yankele', 'marry', 'yosele', 'lucky', 'one']","['jewish', 'woman', 'go', 'see', 'rabbi']","['asks', 'yankele', 'yosele', 'love', 'lucky', 'one', 'wise', 'old', 'rabbi', 'answer', 'yankele', 'marry', 'yosele', 'lucky', 'one', 'jewish', 'woman', 'go', 'see', 'rabbi']",20
+"To the optimist, the glass is half-full. 
+To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. 
+To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. ",46n6mo,53,Engineers' view about a glass of water!,"['optimist', 'glass', 'pessimist', 'glass', 'engineer', 'glass', 'twice', 'big', 'need']","['engineer', 'view', 'glass', 'water']","['optimist', 'glass', 'pessimist', 'glass', 'engineer', 'glass', 'twice', 'big', 'need', 'engineer', 'view', 'glass', 'water']",13
+The stand-up chameleon.,4iu3zw,53,What is the funniest two legged lizard?,['chameleon'],"['funniest', 'two', 'legged', 'lizard']","['chameleon', 'funniest', 'two', 'legged', 'lizard']",5
+"Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.
+
+Dispatcher: Go ahead.
+
+Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.",4bs6xc,53,"""Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.""","['hello', 'police', 'like', 'report', 'anonymous', 'tip', 'dispatcher', 'go', 'ahead', 'flossing', 'daily', 'reduces', 'risk', 'tooth', 'decay']","['hello', 'police', 'like', 'report', 'anonymous', 'tip']","['hello', 'police', 'like', 'report', 'anonymous', 'tip', 'dispatcher', 'go', 'ahead', 'flossing', 'daily', 'reduces', 'risk', 'tooth', 'decay', 'hello', 'police', 'like', 'report', 'anonymous', 'tip']",21
+"Age 20-30: Tri-weekly
+
+Age 30-40: Try weekly
+
+Age 40-50: Try weakly",288tg4,53,Sex through the ages:,"['age', 'age', 'try', 'weekly', 'age', 'try', 'weakly']","['sex', 'age']","['age', 'age', 'try', 'weekly', 'age', 'try', 'weakly', 'sex', 'age']",9
+"The first one tells her friends, ""My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.""
+
+The second woman replies, ""My son is an Archbishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.""
+
+The third woman says smugly, ""My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'.""
+
+The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle ""Well...?""
+
+She replies, ""My son is a gorgeous, 6'2"", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God..'""
+",28yp9x,52,Four ladies are having coffee together...,"['first', 'one', 'tell', 'friend', 'son', 'priest', 'walk', 'room', 'everyone', 'call', 'second', 'woman', 'reply', 'son', 'archbishop', 'whenever', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'grace', 'third', 'woman', 'say', 'smugly', 'son', 'cardinal', 'whenever', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'eminence', 'fourth', 'woman', 'sip', 'coffee', 'silence', 'first', 'three', 'woman', 'give', 'subtle', 'well', 'reply', 'son', 'gorgeous', 'hard', 'bodied', 'stripper', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'god']","['four', 'lady', 'coffee', 'together']","['first', 'one', 'tell', 'friend', 'son', 'priest', 'walk', 'room', 'everyone', 'call', 'second', 'woman', 'reply', 'son', 'archbishop', 'whenever', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'grace', 'third', 'woman', 'say', 'smugly', 'son', 'cardinal', 'whenever', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'eminence', 'fourth', 'woman', 'sip', 'coffee', 'silence', 'first', 'three', 'woman', 'give', 'subtle', 'well', 'reply', 'son', 'gorgeous', 'hard', 'bodied', 'stripper', 'walk', 'room', 'people', 'say', 'god', 'four', 'lady', 'coffee', 'together']",59
+"A manager in a large company noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. ""What is your name?"" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
+
+""John,"" the new guy replied.
+
+The manager scowled, ""Look, I don't know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only -- Smith, Jones, Baker -- that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?""
+
+The new guy sighed and said, ""Darling. My name is John Darling.""
+
+""Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is...""",22tcgy,52,Familiarity on the job.,"['manager', 'large', 'company', 'noticed', 'new', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'told', 'come', 'office', 'name', 'first', 'thing', 'manager', 'asked', 'new', 'guy', 'john', 'new', 'guy', 'replied', 'manager', 'scowled', 'look', 'know', 'kind', 'place', 'worked', 'call', 'anyone', 'first', 'name', 'breed', 'familiarity', 'lead', 'breakdown', 'authority', 'refer', 'employee', 'last', 'name', 'smith', 'jones', 'baker', 'referred', 'robertson', 'got', 'straight', 'last', 'name', 'new', 'guy', 'sighed', 'said', 'darling', 'name', 'john', 'darling', 'okay', 'john', 'next', 'thing', 'want', 'tell']","['familiarity', 'job']","['manager', 'large', 'company', 'noticed', 'new', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'told', 'come', 'office', 'name', 'first', 'thing', 'manager', 'asked', 'new', 'guy', 'john', 'new', 'guy', 'replied', 'manager', 'scowled', 'look', 'know', 'kind', 'place', 'worked', 'call', 'anyone', 'first', 'name', 'breed', 'familiarity', 'lead', 'breakdown', 'authority', 'refer', 'employee', 'last', 'name', 'smith', 'jones', 'baker', 'referred', 'robertson', 'got', 'straight', 'last', 'name', 'new', 'guy', 'sighed', 'said', 'darling', 'name', 'john', 'darling', 'okay', 'john', 'next', 'thing', 'want', 'tell', 'familiarity', 'job']",67
+"A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, ""You are going to die. But we feel sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days. Onsundown of the third day, you die. What is your first wish?""
+The cowboy says, ""I want to see my horse.""
+The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde.
+She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, ""Typical white man - can only think of one thing.""
+The second day, the chief says, ""What is your wish today?""
+The cowboy says, ""I want to see my horse again.""
+The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
+The Indians shake their heads, figuring, ""Typical white man - going to die and can only think of one thing.""
+The last day comes, and the chief says, ""This is your last wish, white man. What you want?""
+The cowboy says, ""I want to see my horse again."" The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, ""Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E",207acp,52,Cowboy & Indians,"['bunch', 'indian', 'capture', 'cowboy', 'bring', 'back', 'camp', 'meet', 'chief', 'chief', 'say', 'cowboy', 'going', 'die', 'feel', 'sorry', 'give', 'one', 'wish', 'day', 'three', 'day', 'onsundown', 'third', 'day', 'die', 'first', 'wish', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'get', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'grab', 'horse', 'ear', 'whisper', 'something', 'slap', 'horse', 'as', 'horse', 'take', 'two', 'hour', 'later', 'horse', 'come', 'back', 'naked', 'blonde', 'jump', 'horse', 'go', 'teepee', 'cowboy', 'indian', 'look', 'figuring', 'typical', 'white', 'man', 'think', 'one', 'thing', 'second', 'day', 'chief', 'say', 'wish', 'today', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'bring', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'lean', 'horse', 'whisper', 'something', 'horse', 'ear', 'slap', 'as', 'two', 'hour', 'later', 'horse', 'come', 'back', 'naked', 'redhead', 'get', 'go', 'teepee', 'cowboy', 'indian', 'shake', 'head', 'figuring', 'typical', 'white', 'man', 'going', 'die', 'think', 'one', 'thing', 'last', 'day', 'come', 'chief', 'say', 'last', 'wish', 'white', 'man', 'want', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'bring', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'grab', 'horse', 'ear', 'twist', 'hard', 'yell', 'read', 'lip', 'posse', 'damn']","['cowboy', 'indian']","['bunch', 'indian', 'capture', 'cowboy', 'bring', 'back', 'camp', 'meet', 'chief', 'chief', 'say', 'cowboy', 'going', 'die', 'feel', 'sorry', 'give', 'one', 'wish', 'day', 'three', 'day', 'onsundown', 'third', 'day', 'die', 'first', 'wish', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'get', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'grab', 'horse', 'ear', 'whisper', 'something', 'slap', 'horse', 'as', 'horse', 'take', 'two', 'hour', 'later', 'horse', 'come', 'back', 'naked', 'blonde', 'jump', 'horse', 'go', 'teepee', 'cowboy', 'indian', 'look', 'figuring', 'typical', 'white', 'man', 'think', 'one', 'thing', 'second', 'day', 'chief', 'say', 'wish', 'today', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'bring', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'lean', 'horse', 'whisper', 'something', 'horse', 'ear', 'slap', 'as', 'two', 'hour', 'later', 'horse', 'come', 'back', 'naked', 'redhead', 'get', 'go', 'teepee', 'cowboy', 'indian', 'shake', 'head', 'figuring', 'typical', 'white', 'man', 'going', 'die', 'think', 'one', 'thing', 'last', 'day', 'come', 'chief', 'say', 'last', 'wish', 'white', 'man', 'want', 'cowboy', 'say', 'want', 'see', 'horse', 'indian', 'bring', 'horse', 'cowboy', 'grab', 'horse', 'ear', 'twist', 'hard', 'yell', 'read', 'lip', 'posse', 'damn', 'cowboy', 'indian']",147
+"And  was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale and decided that she must own this gorgeous bird! When the bird came up for sale, the auctioneer asked, ""How much am I bid for this parrot?"" and the lady bid with ""Seven hundred dollars"". ""Eight hundred!"" ""Eighty hundred fifty!"" ""Nine hundred fifty!"" go the next several bids, and the lady bid ""One thousand dollars!"" Bidding goes on this way for several minutes until she found herself the proud owner of an parrot for $1500.
+
+She approached the auctioneer and asked him ""Can the bird talk?"" to which the auctioneer replied ""Lady, who do you think was bidding against you?"" ",4r3xu2,52,A lady went to an auction...,"['smitten', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sale', 'decided', 'must', 'gorgeous', 'bird', 'bird', 'came', 'sale', 'auctioneer', 'asked', 'much', 'bid', 'parrot', 'lady', 'bid', 'seven', 'hundred', 'dollar', 'eight', 'hundred', 'eighty', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'nine', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'go', 'next', 'several', 'bid', 'lady', 'bid', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bidding', 'go', 'way', 'several', 'minute', 'found', 'proud', 'owner', 'parrot', 'approached', 'auctioneer', 'asked', 'bird', 'talk', 'auctioneer', 'replied', 'lady', 'think', 'bidding']","['lady', 'went', 'auction']","['smitten', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sale', 'decided', 'must', 'gorgeous', 'bird', 'bird', 'came', 'sale', 'auctioneer', 'asked', 'much', 'bid', 'parrot', 'lady', 'bid', 'seven', 'hundred', 'dollar', 'eight', 'hundred', 'eighty', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'nine', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'go', 'next', 'several', 'bid', 'lady', 'bid', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bidding', 'go', 'way', 'several', 'minute', 'found', 'proud', 'owner', 'parrot', 'approached', 'auctioneer', 'asked', 'bird', 'talk', 'auctioneer', 'replied', 'lady', 'think', 'bidding', 'lady', 'went', 'auction']",60
+"I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.",2sd93r,52,I bought shoes from my drug dealer today,"['know', 'laced', 'tripping', 'day']","['bought', 'shoe', 'drug', 'dealer', 'today']","['know', 'laced', 'tripping', 'day', 'bought', 'shoe', 'drug', 'dealer', 'today']",9
+"Statistics show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest! ",4iiqx2,52,NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health,"['statistic', 'show', 'people', 'birthday', 'live', 'longest']","['new', 'study', 'show', 'birthday', 'good', 'health']","['statistic', 'show', 'people', 'birthday', 'live', 'longest', 'new', 'study', 'show', 'birthday', 'good', 'health']",12
+I'm handsome.,29fy17,52,"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people...",['handsome'],"['threesome', 'sex', 'three', 'people', 'twosome', 'sex', 'two', 'people']","['handsome', 'threesome', 'sex', 'three', 'people', 'twosome', 'sex', 'two', 'people']",9
+"Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.",4yc3f0,52,When I die I want my body to be donated to science,"['specifically', 'scientist', 'working', 'bringing', 'dead', 'guy', 'back', 'life']","['die', 'want', 'body', 'donated', 'science']","['specifically', 'scientist', 'working', 'bringing', 'dead', 'guy', 'back', 'life', 'die', 'want', 'body', 'donated', 'science']",13
+A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm.,2rck59,52,She's a perfect 10,['arm'],['perfect'],"['arm', 'perfect']",2
+I went out and bought her some flowers and a vibrator. That's so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go fuck herself.,35b9dn,52,So today's my wife's birthday...,"['went', 'bought', 'flower', 'vibrator', 'like', 'flower', 'go', 'fuck']","['today', 'wife', 'birthday']","['went', 'bought', 'flower', 'vibrator', 'like', 'flower', 'go', 'fuck', 'today', 'wife', 'birthday']",11
+I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money.,4j5my1,52,What's the difference between your dick and your money?,"['find', 'lot', 'girl', 'blow', 'money']","['difference', 'dick', 'money']","['find', 'lot', 'girl', 'blow', 'money', 'difference', 'dick', 'money']",8
+"Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
+
+His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.”
+
+
+His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.”
+
+
+Paddy says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
+
+
+Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
+
+
+“No, I’m serious,” Paddy says. “The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”",2zd1s0,52,I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.,"['paddy', 'two', 'friend', 'talking', 'bar', 'first', 'friend', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'electrician', 'day', 'came', 'home', 'found', 'wire', 'cutter', 'bed', 'second', 'friend', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'plumber', 'day', 'found', 'wrench', 'bed', 'paddy', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'friend', 'look', 'utter', 'disbelief', 'serious', 'paddy', 'say', 'day', 'came', 'home', 'found', 'jockey', 'bed']","['think', 'wife', 'affair', 'horse']","['paddy', 'two', 'friend', 'talking', 'bar', 'first', 'friend', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'electrician', 'day', 'came', 'home', 'found', 'wire', 'cutter', 'bed', 'second', 'friend', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'plumber', 'day', 'found', 'wrench', 'bed', 'paddy', 'say', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'friend', 'look', 'utter', 'disbelief', 'serious', 'paddy', 'say', 'day', 'came', 'home', 'found', 'jockey', 'bed', 'think', 'wife', 'affair', 'horse']",52
+You oscillate its tits a lot,2wzosz,52,How do you titillate an ocelot?,"['oscillate', 'tit', 'lot']","['titillate', 'ocelot']","['oscillate', 'tit', 'lot', 'titillate', 'ocelot']",5
+They were really Chewie!,4j1qv1,52,"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""?","['really', 'chewie']","['wrong', 'han', 'solo', 'hanburgers']","['really', 'chewie', 'wrong', 'han', 'solo', 'hanburgers']",6
+"One dark and stormy night, 2 burnettes and a blonde escape from prison. To get out of the rain and hide from the cops they go into a barn where they find 3 sacks to hide in. One cop goes into the born and yells to other 
+""There's nothing in here, just 3 sacks"" to which the other cop replies
+""Kick the sacks and make sure they're not hiding in them""
+So the cop kicks the first sack with the brunette in it and she goes ""roof roof""
+Oh its just a stupid dog the cop says. He kicks the second one with the other brunette in it and she goes ""meow meow""
+Oh its just a stupid cat. 
+So he kicks the last sack with the blone in it and she goes ""POTATOES""",1kbuv2,52,2 Brunettes and a Blonde,"['one', 'dark', 'stormy', 'night', 'burnettes', 'blonde', 'escape', 'prison', 'get', 'rain', 'hide', 'cop', 'go', 'barn', 'find', 'sack', 'hide', 'one', 'cop', 'go', 'born', 'yell', 'nothing', 'sack', 'cop', 'reply', 'kick', 'sack', 'make', 'sure', 'hiding', 'cop', 'kick', 'first', 'sack', 'brunette', 'go', 'roof', 'roof', 'oh', 'stupid', 'dog', 'cop', 'say', 'kick', 'second', 'one', 'brunette', 'go', 'meow', 'meow', 'oh', 'stupid', 'cat', 'kick', 'last', 'sack', 'blone', 'go', 'potato']","['brunette', 'blonde']","['one', 'dark', 'stormy', 'night', 'burnettes', 'blonde', 'escape', 'prison', 'get', 'rain', 'hide', 'cop', 'go', 'barn', 'find', 'sack', 'hide', 'one', 'cop', 'go', 'born', 'yell', 'nothing', 'sack', 'cop', 'reply', 'kick', 'sack', 'make', 'sure', 'hiding', 'cop', 'kick', 'first', 'sack', 'brunette', 'go', 'roof', 'roof', 'oh', 'stupid', 'dog', 'cop', 'say', 'kick', 'second', 'one', 'brunette', 'go', 'meow', 'meow', 'oh', 'stupid', 'cat', 'kick', 'last', 'sack', 'blone', 'go', 'potato', 'brunette', 'blonde']",62
+"...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway.",4jel9y,52,Ever hear the joke about the insecure comedian?,"['okay', 'probably', 'would', 'liked', 'anyway']","['ever', 'hear', 'joke', 'insecure', 'comedian']","['okay', 'probably', 'would', 'liked', 'anyway', 'ever', 'hear', 'joke', 'insecure', 'comedian']",10
+But I think she was full of shit.,2cpxlm,52,This girl told me she didn't poop...,"['think', 'full', 'shit']","['girl', 'told', 'poop']","['think', 'full', 'shit', 'girl', 'told', 'poop']",6
+And being wrong is for women.,4t2uha,52,Don't be sexist. It's just wrong.,"['wrong', 'woman']","['sexist', 'wrong']","['wrong', 'woman', 'sexist', 'wrong']",4
+the pass button stops working,1he1hx,52,"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe,","['pas', 'button', 'stop', 'working']","['heard', 'real', 'give', 'ball', 'kobe']","['pas', 'button', 'stop', 'working', 'heard', 'real', 'give', 'ball', 'kobe']",9
+For Hispanic attacks.,4xh4f2,52,Why did the Mexican take Xanax?,"['hispanic', 'attack']","['mexican', 'take', 'xanax']","['hispanic', 'attack', 'mexican', 'take', 'xanax']",5
+1 GB.,4qepag,52,How much free space does Europe have ?,['gb'],"['much', 'free', 'space', 'europe']","['gb', 'much', 'free', 'space', 'europe']",5
+Good until you get tested ,4p0qfg,52,College is like unprotected sex...,"['good', 'get', 'tested']","['college', 'like', 'unprotected', 'sex']","['good', 'get', 'tested', 'college', 'like', 'unprotected', 'sex']",7
+"... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips..""
+
+The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here.""
+
+The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God.""
+
+",1e89kf,52,A Polar Bear walks into a bar...,"['say', 'server', 'hello', 'like', 'fish', 'chip', 'server', 'say', 'serve', 'polar', 'bear', 'polar', 'bear', 'say', 'oh', 'thank', 'god']","['polar', 'bear', 'walk', 'bar']","['say', 'server', 'hello', 'like', 'fish', 'chip', 'server', 'say', 'serve', 'polar', 'bear', 'polar', 'bear', 'say', 'oh', 'thank', 'god', 'polar', 'bear', 'walk', 'bar']",21
+"so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled ""bomb"", but it was just panned ammonium",4ngjlx,52,"A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,","['put', 'sample', 'pan', 'brought', 'nearest', 'usda', 'branch', 'security', 'guard', 'saw', 'pan', 'full', 'fertilizer', 'yelled', 'bomb', 'panned', 'ammonium']","['farmer', 'bought', 'ammonium', 'nitrate', 'fertilizer', 'smelled', 'weird']","['put', 'sample', 'pan', 'brought', 'nearest', 'usda', 'branch', 'security', 'guard', 'saw', 'pan', 'full', 'fertilizer', 'yelled', 'bomb', 'panned', 'ammonium', 'farmer', 'bought', 'ammonium', 'nitrate', 'fertilizer', 'smelled', 'weird']",24
+"... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back.""",3rk2tc,52,Today I was reversing my car off the drive...,"['thought', 'ahh', 'take', 'back']","['today', 'reversing', 'car', 'drive']","['thought', 'ahh', 'take', 'back', 'today', 'reversing', 'car', 'drive']",8
+He was charged with pigamy.,1ki7gi,52,A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women...,"['charged', 'pigamy']","['man', 'arrested', 'marrying', 'two', 'ugly', 'woman']","['charged', 'pigamy', 'man', 'arrested', 'marrying', 'two', 'ugly', 'woman']",8
+Relative Humidity,3hbo4d,52,What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having sex in West Virginia?,"['relative', 'humidity']","['call', 'sweat', 'body', 'two', 'people', 'sex', 'west', 'virginia']","['relative', 'humidity', 'call', 'sweat', 'body', 'two', 'people', 'sex', 'west', 'virginia']",10
+After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore...,4o514u,52,"If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror-movie.","['wo', 'feel', 'like', 'alone', 'anymore']","['lonely', 'dim', 'light', 'put']","['wo', 'feel', 'like', 'alone', 'anymore', 'lonely', 'dim', 'light', 'put']",9
+and she spat it right back in my face,3dvjp6,52,I gave my girl an orgasm,"['spat', 'right', 'back', 'face']","['gave', 'girl', 'orgasm']","['spat', 'right', 'back', 'face', 'gave', 'girl', 'orgasm']",7
+It was his First Order!,4606o5,52,Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's?,"['first', 'order']","['kylo', 'ren', 'embarrassed', 'mcdonald']","['first', 'order', 'kylo', 'ren', 'embarrassed', 'mcdonald']",6
+They never get old.,37zokg,52,I love dead baby jokes.,"['never', 'get', 'old']","['love', 'dead', 'baby', 'joke']","['never', 'get', 'old', 'love', 'dead', 'baby', 'joke']",7
+"One day, the Malaysians decided to launch their first space program and to send a man in a rocket out into space. Since they recognised that this was a dangerous journey, they decided to ask their final three candidates, an Indian, a Malay and a Chinese man, how much of a bonus would they need to give them to accept the mission.
+
+They called the Indian man in first, and then asked him how much of a bonus he wanted to join the program. ""One thousand dollars!"" he declared. When they pressed him for why, the Indian replied that he had a large family to feed, with eleven children, and the money would be needed to care for them.
+
+Next, they called in the Malay man and asked him the same question. ""Two thousand dollars!"" was the response. When they asked him why, the Malay replied that he had just started a business, and he needed the money for the business to survive without him.
+
+Finally, they called in the Chinese man. When the question was asked, the Chinese man thought for a while, then said ""Eleven Thousand.""
+
+""Eleven Thousand?!?"" the interviewer asked, surprised. ""Why so much?""
+
+The Chinese man leant in close, and whispered:
+
+""Five thousand for you, five thousand for me, and one thousand to send the Indian into space.""",3ebh0t,52,The Malaysian Space Program,"['one', 'day', 'malaysian', 'decided', 'launch', 'first', 'space', 'program', 'send', 'man', 'rocket', 'space', 'since', 'recognised', 'dangerous', 'journey', 'decided', 'ask', 'final', 'three', 'candidate', 'indian', 'malay', 'chinese', 'man', 'much', 'bonus', 'would', 'need', 'give', 'accept', 'mission', 'called', 'indian', 'man', 'first', 'asked', 'much', 'bonus', 'wanted', 'join', 'program', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'declared', 'pressed', 'indian', 'replied', 'large', 'family', 'feed', 'eleven', 'child', 'money', 'would', 'needed', 'care', 'next', 'called', 'malay', 'man', 'asked', 'question', 'two', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'response', 'asked', 'malay', 'replied', 'started', 'business', 'needed', 'money', 'business', 'survive', 'without', 'finally', 'called', 'chinese', 'man', 'question', 'asked', 'chinese', 'man', 'thought', 'said', 'eleven', 'thousand', 'eleven', 'thousand', 'interviewer', 'asked', 'surprised', 'much', 'chinese', 'man', 'leant', 'close', 'whispered', 'five', 'thousand', 'five', 'thousand', 'one', 'thousand', 'send', 'indian', 'space']","['malaysian', 'space', 'program']","['one', 'day', 'malaysian', 'decided', 'launch', 'first', 'space', 'program', 'send', 'man', 'rocket', 'space', 'since', 'recognised', 'dangerous', 'journey', 'decided', 'ask', 'final', 'three', 'candidate', 'indian', 'malay', 'chinese', 'man', 'much', 'bonus', 'would', 'need', 'give', 'accept', 'mission', 'called', 'indian', 'man', 'first', 'asked', 'much', 'bonus', 'wanted', 'join', 'program', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'declared', 'pressed', 'indian', 'replied', 'large', 'family', 'feed', 'eleven', 'child', 'money', 'would', 'needed', 'care', 'next', 'called', 'malay', 'man', 'asked', 'question', 'two', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'response', 'asked', 'malay', 'replied', 'started', 'business', 'needed', 'money', 'business', 'survive', 'without', 'finally', 'called', 'chinese', 'man', 'question', 'asked', 'chinese', 'man', 'thought', 'said', 'eleven', 'thousand', 'eleven', 'thousand', 'interviewer', 'asked', 'surprised', 'much', 'chinese', 'man', 'leant', 'close', 'whispered', 'five', 'thousand', 'five', 'thousand', 'one', 'thousand', 'send', 'indian', 'space', 'malaysian', 'space', 'program']",113
+"I walked into a pharmacy, went to the back, and asked the woman at the counter if I could speak to a male pharmacist. 
+
+The woman told me that she was the only pharmacist, and that as she and her sister own the business, the were no male employees. She also assured me, however, that she was very professional, and whatever my issue, I could feel confident that I could discuss it with her, without fear of judgement or embarrassment. 
+
+Reluctantly, I agreed. I told her that, every day, I get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Not only is it inconvenient, but it is also embarrassing, and I asked what she could give me for it. 
+
+The pharmacist thought for a moment, then asked me to wait a minute while she went to check on something. 
+
+She came back a few minutes later and said, ""I discussed it with my sister, and the best we can do is 1/3rd of the business, a king sized bed, and $3000/month in living expenses!""",20d8f6,52,4 Hour Erections,"['walked', 'pharmacy', 'went', 'back', 'asked', 'woman', 'counter', 'could', 'speak', 'male', 'pharmacist', 'woman', 'told', 'pharmacist', 'sister', 'business', 'male', 'employee', 'also', 'assured', 'however', 'professional', 'whatever', 'issue', 'could', 'feel', 'confident', 'could', 'discus', 'without', 'fear', 'judgement', 'embarrassment', 'reluctantly', 'agreed', 'told', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'erection', 'last', 'longer', 'hour', 'inconvenient', 'also', 'embarrassing', 'asked', 'could', 'give', 'pharmacist', 'thought', 'moment', 'asked', 'wait', 'minute', 'went', 'check', 'something', 'came', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'said', 'discussed', 'sister', 'best', 'business', 'king', 'sized', 'bed', 'living', 'expense']","['hour', 'erection']","['walked', 'pharmacy', 'went', 'back', 'asked', 'woman', 'counter', 'could', 'speak', 'male', 'pharmacist', 'woman', 'told', 'pharmacist', 'sister', 'business', 'male', 'employee', 'also', 'assured', 'however', 'professional', 'whatever', 'issue', 'could', 'feel', 'confident', 'could', 'discus', 'without', 'fear', 'judgement', 'embarrassment', 'reluctantly', 'agreed', 'told', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'erection', 'last', 'longer', 'hour', 'inconvenient', 'also', 'embarrassing', 'asked', 'could', 'give', 'pharmacist', 'thought', 'moment', 'asked', 'wait', 'minute', 'went', 'check', 'something', 'came', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'said', 'discussed', 'sister', 'best', 'business', 'king', 'sized', 'bed', 'living', 'expense', 'hour', 'erection']",74
+One's wanted.,3u99oh,52,What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?,"['one', 'wanted']",['difference'],"['one', 'wanted', 'difference']",3
+"Because of their Crystal Balls
+
+
+EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though. ",1yiyur,52,Why do Gypsy's walk funny?,"['crystal', 'ball', 'edit', 'sure', 'anyone', 'posted', 'mum', 'sister', 'emailed', 'across', 'globe', 'new', 'zealand', 'laughed', 'hard', 'thought', 'put', 'credit', 'go', 'mum', 'sister', 'though']","['gypsy', 'walk', 'funny']","['crystal', 'ball', 'edit', 'sure', 'anyone', 'posted', 'mum', 'sister', 'emailed', 'across', 'globe', 'new', 'zealand', 'laughed', 'hard', 'thought', 'put', 'credit', 'go', 'mum', 'sister', 'though', 'gypsy', 'walk', 'funny']",25
+Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice. ,4o88gw,52,Never ever...,"['never', 'trust', 'midget', 'tell', 'wife', 'hair', 'smell', 'nice']","['never', 'ever']","['never', 'trust', 'midget', 'tell', 'wife', 'hair', 'smell', 'nice', 'never', 'ever']",10
+"A woman pregnant with triplets is in a bank, all of a sudden robbers walk in start shooting up the place, the woman is shot and gets rushed to the hospital.  
+After surgery and recovery the doctor comes in and tells her that a bullet got lodged in each fetus but they will be alright and the bullets will find their way out naturally in a few years.  
+14 years later one of the kids comes home, pale and scared to death, Mom asks what wrong and he says when he was at school, while peeing something came out of his penis, the mom explains everything and cools him down.  
+ A couple of days later the second kid comes home with the same story and she explains everything to him as well.   
+Sometime later the third kid comes into the house scared to death and crying, Mom asks:""what's the matter honey ? did something weird happen when you were peeing? "" and the kid responds:""No, I was jerking off in the yard and suddenly I shot the dog""  
+*edit: formatting*
+",1ovcq4,52,Peeing Bullets,"['woman', 'pregnant', 'triplet', 'bank', 'sudden', 'robber', 'walk', 'start', 'shooting', 'place', 'woman', 'shot', 'get', 'rushed', 'hospital', 'surgery', 'recovery', 'doctor', 'come', 'tell', 'bullet', 'got', 'lodged', 'fetus', 'alright', 'bullet', 'find', 'way', 'naturally', 'year', 'year', 'later', 'one', 'kid', 'come', 'home', 'pale', 'scared', 'death', 'mom', 'asks', 'wrong', 'say', 'school', 'peeing', 'something', 'came', 'penis', 'mom', 'explains', 'everything', 'cool', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'second', 'kid', 'come', 'home', 'story', 'explains', 'everything', 'well', 'sometime', 'later', 'third', 'kid', 'come', 'house', 'scared', 'death', 'cry', 'mom', 'asks', 'matter', 'honey', 'something', 'weird', 'happen', 'peeing', 'kid', 'responds', 'jerking', 'yard', 'suddenly', 'shot', 'dog', 'edit', 'formatting']","['peeing', 'bullet']","['woman', 'pregnant', 'triplet', 'bank', 'sudden', 'robber', 'walk', 'start', 'shooting', 'place', 'woman', 'shot', 'get', 'rushed', 'hospital', 'surgery', 'recovery', 'doctor', 'come', 'tell', 'bullet', 'got', 'lodged', 'fetus', 'alright', 'bullet', 'find', 'way', 'naturally', 'year', 'year', 'later', 'one', 'kid', 'come', 'home', 'pale', 'scared', 'death', 'mom', 'asks', 'wrong', 'say', 'school', 'peeing', 'something', 'came', 'penis', 'mom', 'explains', 'everything', 'cool', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'second', 'kid', 'come', 'home', 'story', 'explains', 'everything', 'well', 'sometime', 'later', 'third', 'kid', 'come', 'house', 'scared', 'death', 'cry', 'mom', 'asks', 'matter', 'honey', 'something', 'weird', 'happen', 'peeing', 'kid', 'responds', 'jerking', 'yard', 'suddenly', 'shot', 'dog', 'edit', 'formatting', 'peeing', 'bullet']",91
+"So when I was a kid, I was a total nerd. Excelled in class, but I was bullied a lot. There was this really cute girl in my class. I was absolutely in love. I introduced myself to her and we got to talking. She immediately friend zoned me. I'm hurt, but I'm like, whatever. She's amazing and man, if not today, then maybe tomorrow she'll change her mind. Until this asshole came along. 
+
+He was one of the main people bullying me, and she decided to hook up with that asshole. I was really hurt, friend. Not going to lie. My pride was hurt. The entire time I was thinking, “Maybe it's a phase. She'll wake up one day and realize the guy she's with is a total douchebag.” But no. We grow up, and wouldn't you believe it? The girl MARRIES that guy. They have a kid and everything. Unbelievable.
+
+I was in complete shock. I still liked this girl, and he clearly had no class, but my hands were tied. But there was a group of people I knew who really didn't like him. So I said, “Fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” I began to hang out with this group. Until the leader did something completely unacceptable.
+
+He tried to kill the girl, her stupid husband, AND the baby. Somehow the child lived, but damn. That was really messed up. Anyway, after all of that stuff happened, I just moved on and became the Potions Master at Hogwarts. I still look after that child, though.",2r6qk8,52,Story Time,"['kid', 'total', 'nerd', 'excelled', 'class', 'bullied', 'lot', 'really', 'cute', 'girl', 'class', 'absolutely', 'love', 'introduced', 'got', 'talking', 'immediately', 'friend', 'zoned', 'hurt', 'like', 'whatever', 'amazing', 'man', 'today', 'maybe', 'tomorrow', 'change', 'mind', 'asshole', 'came', 'along', 'one', 'main', 'people', 'bullying', 'decided', 'hook', 'asshole', 'really', 'hurt', 'friend', 'going', 'lie', 'pride', 'hurt', 'entire', 'time', 'thinking', 'maybe', 'phase', 'wake', 'one', 'day', 'realize', 'guy', 'total', 'grow', 'would', 'believe', 'girl', 'marries', 'guy', 'kid', 'everything', 'unbelievable', 'complete', 'shock', 'still', 'liked', 'girl', 'clearly', 'class', 'hand', 'tied', 'group', 'people', 'knew', 'really', 'like', 'said', 'fuck', 'enemy', 'enemy', 'began', 'hang', 'group', 'leader', 'something', 'completely', 'unacceptable', 'tried', 'kill', 'girl', 'stupid', 'husband', 'baby', 'somehow', 'child', 'lived', 'damn', 'really', 'messed', 'anyway', 'stuff', 'happened', 'moved', 'became', 'potion', 'master', 'hogwarts', 'still', 'look', 'child', 'though']","['story', 'time']","['kid', 'total', 'nerd', 'excelled', 'class', 'bullied', 'lot', 'really', 'cute', 'girl', 'class', 'absolutely', 'love', 'introduced', 'got', 'talking', 'immediately', 'friend', 'zoned', 'hurt', 'like', 'whatever', 'amazing', 'man', 'today', 'maybe', 'tomorrow', 'change', 'mind', 'asshole', 'came', 'along', 'one', 'main', 'people', 'bullying', 'decided', 'hook', 'asshole', 'really', 'hurt', 'friend', 'going', 'lie', 'pride', 'hurt', 'entire', 'time', 'thinking', 'maybe', 'phase', 'wake', 'one', 'day', 'realize', 'guy', 'total', 'grow', 'would', 'believe', 'girl', 'marries', 'guy', 'kid', 'everything', 'unbelievable', 'complete', 'shock', 'still', 'liked', 'girl', 'clearly', 'class', 'hand', 'tied', 'group', 'people', 'knew', 'really', 'like', 'said', 'fuck', 'enemy', 'enemy', 'began', 'hang', 'group', 'leader', 'something', 'completely', 'unacceptable', 'tried', 'kill', 'girl', 'stupid', 'husband', 'baby', 'somehow', 'child', 'lived', 'damn', 'really', 'messed', 'anyway', 'stuff', 'happened', 'moved', 'became', 'potion', 'master', 'hogwarts', 'still', 'look', 'child', 'though', 'story', 'time']",117
+It makes no scents! ,3qas2q,52,I don't know why people use odorless deodorant,"['make', 'scent']","['know', 'people', 'use', 'odorless', 'deodorant']","['make', 'scent', 'know', 'people', 'use', 'odorless', 'deodorant']",7
+"
+""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,""",1nxt45,52,Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster.,"['understand', 'said', 'worked', 'fine', 'tried', 'yesterday']","['paddy', 'firework', 'party', 'complete', 'disaster']","['understand', 'said', 'worked', 'fine', 'tried', 'yesterday', 'paddy', 'firework', 'party', 'complete', 'disaster']",11
+"The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk.""",1gtkms,52,"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH""","['whale', 'turn', 'say', 'dude', 'drunk']","['two', 'whale', 'swimming', 'ocean', 'one', 'whale', 'open', 'mouth', 'say', 'beeeeeoooooouuuuuuugaa', 'boooooouuuuaaaaaaaaeeeooooh']","['whale', 'turn', 'say', 'dude', 'drunk', 'two', 'whale', 'swimming', 'ocean', 'one', 'whale', 'open', 'mouth', 'say', 'beeeeeoooooouuuuuuugaa', 'boooooouuuuaaaaaaaaeeeooooh']",16
+he's now a seasoned veteran ,4xgcq1,52,Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?,"['seasoned', 'veteran']","['hear', 'soldier', 'survived', 'pepper', 'spray', 'mustard', 'gas']","['seasoned', 'veteran', 'hear', 'soldier', 'survived', 'pepper', 'spray', 'mustard', 'gas']",9
+"and asks the Bartender "" How tall is a Penguin""?
+To which bartender replies ""hmm, 2 feet""
+Man: Don't they get any taller?
+Bartender: 3 ft at most , no taller than that. Why?
+Man : Shit, in that case i just drove over a nun.",2md8g0,52,A drunk man goes to a bar,"['asks', 'bartender', 'tall', 'penguin', 'bartender', 'reply', 'hmm', 'foot', 'man', 'get', 'taller', 'bartender', 'ft', 'taller', 'man', 'shit', 'case', 'drove', 'nun']","['drunk', 'man', 'go', 'bar']","['asks', 'bartender', 'tall', 'penguin', 'bartender', 'reply', 'hmm', 'foot', 'man', 'get', 'taller', 'bartender', 'ft', 'taller', 'man', 'shit', 'case', 'drove', 'nun', 'drunk', 'man', 'go', 'bar']",23
+A procrastigator.,2uofdp,52,What do you call a lazy lizard?,['procrastigator'],"['call', 'lazy', 'lizard']","['procrastigator', 'call', 'lazy', 'lizard']",4
+They give me the EBGBs.,4ggzmg,52,Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions?,"['give', 'ebgbs']","['know', 'like', 'simple', 'chord', 'progression']","['give', 'ebgbs', 'know', 'like', 'simple', 'chord', 'progression']",7
+She heard there were hung Aryans.,3xwxur,52,Why did the Nazi fräulein move to Budapest?,"['heard', 'hung', 'aryan']","['nazi', 'fräulein', 'move', 'budapest']","['heard', 'hung', 'aryan', 'nazi', 'fräulein', 'move', 'budapest']",7
+"And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!""
+
+Argon does not react.",2k36at,52,Argon walks into a bar.,"['bartender', 'say', 'serve', 'noble', 'gas', 'argon', 'react']","['argon', 'walk', 'bar']","['bartender', 'say', 'serve', 'noble', 'gas', 'argon', 'react', 'argon', 'walk', 'bar']",10
+"She looked at me, horrified, and replied, ""Absolutely not.""
+
+""Must be your pussy then.""",4qbhmr,52,"The other day I was riding the bus, sitting next to a beautiful woman and I said, ""Ma'am, can I smell your feet?"" [nsfw]","['looked', 'horrified', 'replied', 'absolutely', 'must', 'pussy']","['day', 'riding', 'bus', 'sitting', 'next', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'said', 'smell', 'foot', 'nsfw']","['looked', 'horrified', 'replied', 'absolutely', 'must', 'pussy', 'day', 'riding', 'bus', 'sitting', 'next', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'said', 'smell', 'foot', 'nsfw']",17
+You get your palm red for free ,42dj65,52,What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period?,"['get', 'palm', 'red', 'free']","['advantage', 'fingering', 'gypsy', 'period']","['get', 'palm', 'red', 'free', 'advantage', 'fingering', 'gypsy', 'period']",8
+"But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off ",33cagt,52,I know skinny jeans are fashionable...,"['slightly', 'chubby', 'man', 'ca', 'seem', 'able', 'pull']","['know', 'skinny', 'jean', 'fashionable']","['slightly', 'chubby', 'man', 'ca', 'seem', 'able', 'pull', 'know', 'skinny', 'jean', 'fashionable']",11
+I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.,2qbftz,52,So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.,"['wonder', 'get', 'custody', 'johnny', 'depp']","['tim', 'burton', 'helena', 'bonham', 'carter', 'separate', 'year', 'together']","['wonder', 'get', 'custody', 'johnny', 'depp', 'tim', 'burton', 'helena', 'bonham', 'carter', 'separate', 'year', 'together']",13
+His platform is lowering inflation.,3tu5d7,52,Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?,"['platform', 'lowering', 'inflation']","['hear', 'tom', 'brady', 'running', 'president']","['platform', 'lowering', 'inflation', 'hear', 'tom', 'brady', 'running', 'president']",8
+"So on day, he says with an odious smile:
+
+'Please, whoever thinks they're an idiot: stand up!'
+
+Big silence, everyone remains seated. Suddenly, a young man stands up carefully.
+
+'So, you think the appellation of ""idiot"" applies to you, do you?' asks Mr. Larkin in a derisory tone.
+
+'Honestly? Not really. I just couldn't bear to see you stand alone, sir.'",4x1ih7,52,Mr. Larkin isn't satisfied with the performance of his class,"['day', 'say', 'odious', 'smile', 'whoever', 'think', 'idiot', 'stand', 'big', 'silence', 'everyone', 'remains', 'seated', 'suddenly', 'young', 'man', 'stand', 'carefully', 'think', 'appellation', 'idiot', 'applies', 'asks', 'larkin', 'derisory', 'tone', 'really', 'could', 'bear', 'see', 'stand', 'alone', 'sir']","['larkin', 'satisfied', 'performance', 'class']","['day', 'say', 'odious', 'smile', 'whoever', 'think', 'idiot', 'stand', 'big', 'silence', 'everyone', 'remains', 'seated', 'suddenly', 'young', 'man', 'stand', 'carefully', 'think', 'appellation', 'idiot', 'applies', 'asks', 'larkin', 'derisory', 'tone', 'really', 'could', 'bear', 'see', 'stand', 'alone', 'sir', 'larkin', 'satisfied', 'performance', 'class']",37
+"The bus driver says: ""That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ""The driver just insulted me!"" The man says: ""You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.""
+
+",1nigz8,52,A woman gets on a bus with her baby.,"['bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'ugh', 'woman', 'go', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted', 'man', 'say', 'go', 'right', 'tell', 'go', 'ahead', 'hold', 'monkey']","['woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby']","['bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'ugh', 'woman', 'go', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted', 'man', 'say', 'go', 'right', 'tell', 'go', 'ahead', 'hold', 'monkey', 'woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby']",32
+Aftermath,4ytkun,52,What do mathematicians call retirement?,['aftermath'],"['mathematician', 'call', 'retirement']","['aftermath', 'mathematician', 'call', 'retirement']",4
+"Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss)
+
+It's just the same shit over and over again.",3hbki8,52,What do you call repetitive diarrhea?,"['tss', 'shit']","['call', 'repetitive', 'diarrhea']","['tss', 'shit', 'call', 'repetitive', 'diarrhea']",5
+"A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest.  After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, ""I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."" ""What?"" screamed the man.  ""How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!""  With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador retriever. The Retriever went right to work, sniffing and prodding, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said, ""Bark"". 
+
+The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, which also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, ""Meow."" He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.  The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went berserk.  ""$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!""  
+
+The vet shook his head sadly and explained. ""If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan....",4h0l4w,52,A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic,"['man', 'brought', 'limp', 'dog', 'veterinary', 'clinic', 'laid', 'dog', 'table', 'doctor', 'pulled', 'stethoscope', 'placing', 'receptor', 'dog', 'chest', 'moment', 'two', 'vet', 'shook', 'head', 'sadly', 'said', 'sorry', 'dog', 'passed', 'away', 'screamed', 'man', 'tell', 'done', 'testing', 'anything', 'want', 'another', 'opinion', 'vet', 'turned', 'left', 'room', 'moment', 'returned', 'labrador', 'retriever', 'retriever', 'went', 'right', 'work', 'sniffing', 'prodding', 'checking', 'poor', 'dead', 'dog', 'thoroughly', 'considerable', 'amount', 'sniffing', 'retriever', 'sadly', 'shook', 'head', 'said', 'bark', 'veterinarian', 'took', 'labrador', 'returned', 'moment', 'cat', 'also', 'checked', 'poor', 'dog', 'table', 'predecessor', 'cat', 'sadly', 'shook', 'head', 'said', 'meow', 'jumped', 'table', 'ran', 'room', 'veterinarian', 'handed', 'man', 'bill', 'dog', 'owner', 'went', 'berserk', 'tell', 'dog', 'dead', 'outrageous', 'vet', 'shook', 'head', 'sadly', 'explained', 'taken', 'word', 'would', 'lab', 'work', 'cat', 'scan']","['man', 'brought', 'limp', 'dog', 'veterinary', 'clinic']","['man', 'brought', 'limp', 'dog', 'veterinary', 'clinic', 'laid', 'dog', 'table', 'doctor', 'pulled', 'stethoscope', 'placing', 'receptor', 'dog', 'chest', 'moment', 'two', 'vet', 'shook', 'head', 'sadly', 'said', 'sorry', 'dog', 'passed', 'away', 'screamed', 'man', 'tell', 'done', 'testing', 'anything', 'want', 'another', 'opinion', 'vet', 'turned', 'left', 'room', 'moment', 'returned', 'labrador', 'retriever', 'retriever', 'went', 'right', 'work', 'sniffing', 'prodding', 'checking', 'poor', 'dead', 'dog', 'thoroughly', 'considerable', 'amount', 'sniffing', 'retriever', 'sadly', 'shook', 'head', 'said', 'bark', 'veterinarian', 'took', 'labrador', 'returned', 'moment', 'cat', 'also', 'checked', 'poor', 'dog', 'table', 'predecessor', 'cat', 'sadly', 'shook', 'head', 'said', 'meow', 'jumped', 'table', 'ran', 'room', 'veterinarian', 'handed', 'man', 'bill', 'dog', 'owner', 'went', 'berserk', 'tell', 'dog', 'dead', 'outrageous', 'vet', 'shook', 'head', 'sadly', 'explained', 'taken', 'word', 'would', 'lab', 'work', 'cat', 'scan', 'man', 'brought', 'limp', 'dog', 'veterinary', 'clinic']",116
+"So, a man is sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.  Beside the man sits a bowl of pretzels.  After a little while the pretzels lean over to the man and say; 
+""Hey good lookin.  Come here often?""
+The man is pretty crept out, but ignores the pretzels and continues on in his drinking.  After a little while later the pretzels lean over again and say;
+""Hey beautiful, mind if I buy you a drink?""
+Having been sufficiently crept out at this point the man flags down the bartender and says;
+""Hey man, what's up with these pretzels, they keep hitting on me.""
+To which the bartender replies;
+""Don't worry about the pretzels, they're complimentary.""",1o6ini,52,Told to me by my bartender last Saturday,"['man', 'sitting', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'beside', 'man', 'sits', 'bowl', 'pretzel', 'little', 'pretzel', 'lean', 'man', 'say', 'hey', 'good', 'lookin', 'come', 'often', 'man', 'pretty', 'crept', 'ignores', 'pretzel', 'continues', 'drinking', 'little', 'later', 'pretzel', 'lean', 'say', 'hey', 'beautiful', 'mind', 'buy', 'drink', 'sufficiently', 'crept', 'point', 'man', 'flag', 'bartender', 'say', 'hey', 'man', 'pretzel', 'keep', 'hitting', 'bartender', 'reply', 'worry', 'pretzel', 'complimentary']","['told', 'bartender', 'last', 'saturday']","['man', 'sitting', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'beside', 'man', 'sits', 'bowl', 'pretzel', 'little', 'pretzel', 'lean', 'man', 'say', 'hey', 'good', 'lookin', 'come', 'often', 'man', 'pretty', 'crept', 'ignores', 'pretzel', 'continues', 'drinking', 'little', 'later', 'pretzel', 'lean', 'say', 'hey', 'beautiful', 'mind', 'buy', 'drink', 'sufficiently', 'crept', 'point', 'man', 'flag', 'bartender', 'say', 'hey', 'man', 'pretzel', 'keep', 'hitting', 'bartender', 'reply', 'worry', 'pretzel', 'complimentary', 'told', 'bartender', 'last', 'saturday']",58
+But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences.,4nhhb8,52,My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend.,"['processing', 'finishing', 'sentence']","['identical', 'twin', 'brother', 'arrested', 'weekend']","['processing', 'finishing', 'sentence', 'identical', 'twin', 'brother', 'arrested', 'weekend']",8
+"This fly is buzzing around a barn when he finds a huge pile of cow manure. ""Yum!"" says the fly and he buzzes down to it and gorges himself until he's so full that his wings can't carry him anymore.
+
+""That's alright,"" thinks the fly, ""If I get a little air first then I'll be able to fly no problem."" So he finds a pitchfork leaning against the wall of the barn and climbs himself all the way to the top of it at the handle. With a heave he throws himself off the pitchfork, flaps his wings as hard as he can, but can't get any power and splats across the ground dead.
+
+Moral: Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.",1dfs5a,52,There's this fly buzzing around in a barn...,"['fly', 'buzzing', 'around', 'barn', 'find', 'huge', 'pile', 'cow', 'manure', 'yum', 'say', 'fly', 'buzz', 'gorge', 'full', 'wing', 'ca', 'carry', 'anymore', 'alright', 'think', 'fly', 'get', 'little', 'air', 'first', 'able', 'fly', 'problem', 'find', 'pitchfork', 'leaning', 'wall', 'barn', 'climb', 'way', 'top', 'handle', 'heave', 'throw', 'pitchfork', 'flap', 'wing', 'hard', 'ca', 'get', 'power', 'splat', 'across', 'ground', 'dead', 'moral', 'never', 'fly', 'handle', 'full', 'shit']","['fly', 'buzzing', 'around', 'barn']","['fly', 'buzzing', 'around', 'barn', 'find', 'huge', 'pile', 'cow', 'manure', 'yum', 'say', 'fly', 'buzz', 'gorge', 'full', 'wing', 'ca', 'carry', 'anymore', 'alright', 'think', 'fly', 'get', 'little', 'air', 'first', 'able', 'fly', 'problem', 'find', 'pitchfork', 'leaning', 'wall', 'barn', 'climb', 'way', 'top', 'handle', 'heave', 'throw', 'pitchfork', 'flap', 'wing', 'hard', 'ca', 'get', 'power', 'splat', 'across', 'ground', 'dead', 'moral', 'never', 'fly', 'handle', 'full', 'shit', 'fly', 'buzzing', 'around', 'barn']",61
+...Only 15 pounds to go.,3ypw0c,52,At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds....,"['pound', 'go']","['beginning', 'year', 'made', 'new', 'year', 'resolution', 'lose', 'pound']","['pound', 'go', 'beginning', 'year', 'made', 'new', 'year', 'resolution', 'lose', 'pound']",10
+Lack of originality ,4vg3up,52,How do you get to the front page of reddit ?,"['lack', 'originality']","['get', 'front', 'page', 'reddit']","['lack', 'originality', 'get', 'front', 'page', 'reddit']",6
+Seaweed,2oca2f,52,How do fish get high?,['seaweed'],"['fish', 'get', 'high']","['seaweed', 'fish', 'get', 'high']",4
+"...after some time a hot blonde walked up to me and asked:
+
+-""What are you doing?""
+
+-""Fishing""
+
+-""Ok, I get what the fishing rod is for, but whats up with the brick?""
+
+-""Oh, If you have sex with me, I'll tell you.""
+
+She considered for a moment and agreed.
+
+After 2 minutes, when I was done, she asked again:
+
+-""So, now you have to tell me! Whats the brick for?""
+
+-""oh, well... It is easier to fish with the brick.""
+
+-""How come?""
+
+-''You are my 4th catch today.''",29c2q5,52,"So, I once went fishing with a fishing pole and brick...","['time', 'hot', 'blonde', 'walked', 'asked', 'fishing', 'ok', 'get', 'fishing', 'rod', 'whats', 'brick', 'oh', 'sex', 'tell', 'considered', 'moment', 'agreed', 'minute', 'done', 'asked', 'tell', 'whats', 'brick', 'oh', 'well', 'easier', 'fish', 'brick', 'come', 'catch', 'today']","['went', 'fishing', 'fishing', 'pole', 'brick']","['time', 'hot', 'blonde', 'walked', 'asked', 'fishing', 'ok', 'get', 'fishing', 'rod', 'whats', 'brick', 'oh', 'sex', 'tell', 'considered', 'moment', 'agreed', 'minute', 'done', 'asked', 'tell', 'whats', 'brick', 'oh', 'well', 'easier', 'fish', 'brick', 'come', 'catch', 'today', 'went', 'fishing', 'fishing', 'pole', 'brick']",37
+Attacked by a giant crab.,3b1gpi,52,"My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.","['attacked', 'giant', 'crab']","['wife', 'starsign', 'cancer', 'make', 'died', 'pretty', 'ironic']","['attacked', 'giant', 'crab', 'wife', 'starsign', 'cancer', 'make', 'died', 'pretty', 'ironic']",10
+"Fred bought himself a new pair of cowboy boots that he had always wanted. He left them on after trying them on at the store. Upon arriving home, he walked in and said to Bertha ""notice anything different"". 
+
+""nope""
+
+Frustrated, Fred left the room and stripped down, leaving on nothing but his cowboy boots. He walked back to Bertha and said ""NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW""
+
+Bertha replied ""Nope, it's hanging now, was hanging this morning, and will be hanging again tomorrow""
+
+Fred was about to lose it, he yelled out ""YA KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS""
+
+Bertha looked him straight in the eye, without flinching and said 
+""ya shoulda bought a hat""",1cjwo2,52,New cowboy boots,"['fred', 'bought', 'new', 'pair', 'cowboy', 'boot', 'always', 'wanted', 'left', 'trying', 'store', 'upon', 'arriving', 'home', 'walked', 'said', 'bertha', 'notice', 'anything', 'different', 'nope', 'frustrated', 'fred', 'left', 'room', 'stripped', 'leaving', 'nothing', 'cowboy', 'boot', 'walked', 'back', 'bertha', 'said', 'notice', 'anything', 'different', 'bertha', 'replied', 'nope', 'hanging', 'hanging', 'morning', 'hanging', 'tomorrow', 'fred', 'lose', 'yelled', 'ya', 'know', 'hanging', 'lookin', 'new', 'boot', 'bertha', 'looked', 'straight', 'eye', 'without', 'flinching', 'said', 'ya', 'shoulda', 'bought', 'hat']","['new', 'cowboy', 'boot']","['fred', 'bought', 'new', 'pair', 'cowboy', 'boot', 'always', 'wanted', 'left', 'trying', 'store', 'upon', 'arriving', 'home', 'walked', 'said', 'bertha', 'notice', 'anything', 'different', 'nope', 'frustrated', 'fred', 'left', 'room', 'stripped', 'leaving', 'nothing', 'cowboy', 'boot', 'walked', 'back', 'bertha', 'said', 'notice', 'anything', 'different', 'bertha', 'replied', 'nope', 'hanging', 'hanging', 'morning', 'hanging', 'tomorrow', 'fred', 'lose', 'yelled', 'ya', 'know', 'hanging', 'lookin', 'new', 'boot', 'bertha', 'looked', 'straight', 'eye', 'without', 'flinching', 'said', 'ya', 'shoulda', 'bought', 'hat', 'new', 'cowboy', 'boot']",68
+What? Have you never rolled them down that far? ,3o8crg,52,TIL that condoms have serial numbers.,"['never', 'rolled', 'far']","['til', 'condom', 'serial', 'number']","['never', 'rolled', 'far', 'til', 'condom', 'serial', 'number']",7
+But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com,2q7w52,52,Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online,"['could', 'find']","['mike', 'tyson', 'wanted', 'add', 'online']","['could', 'find', 'mike', 'tyson', 'wanted', 'add', 'online']",7
+"We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year’s Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
+We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
+The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
+My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon.
+“He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
+A few minutes later, I get into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to takeoff, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”
+The cab driver hit a parked car.",1l0oky,52,Saying goodbye to mother,"['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'party', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'cat', 'put', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'house', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'night', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'sorry', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'takeoff', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'back', 'yard', 'cab', 'driver', 'hit', 'parked', 'car']","['saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']","['dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'party', 'turned', 'night', 'light', 'turned', 'answering', 'machine', 'covered', 'pet', 'parakeet', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'phoned', 'local', 'cab', 'company', 'requested', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'arrived', 'opened', 'front', 'door', 'leave', 'house', 'cat', 'put', 'yard', 'scoots', 'back', 'house', 'want', 'cat', 'shut', 'house', 'always', 'try', 'eat', 'bird', 'wife', 'go', 'taxi', 'went', 'inside', 'get', 'cat', 'cat', 'run', 'upstairs', 'hot', 'pursuit', 'waiting', 'cab', 'wife', 'want', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'empty', 'night', 'explains', 'taxi', 'driver', 'soon', 'going', 'upstairs', 'say', 'goodbye', 'minute', 'later', 'get', 'cab', 'sorry', 'took', 'long', 'said', 'drove', 'away', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'takeoff', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrap', 'blanket', 'keep', 'scratching', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'as', 'downstairs', 'threw', 'back', 'yard', 'cab', 'driver', 'hit', 'parked', 'car', 'saying', 'goodbye', 'mother']",118
+"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" 
+
+The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!""",4k20zj,52,"A husband and a wife sit at the table,","['husband', 'wife', 'sit', 'table', 'dinner', 'woman', 'drop', 'bit', 'tomato', 'sauce', 'white', 'top', 'och', 'look', 'like', 'pig', 'man', 'nod', 'dropped', 'tomato', 'sauce', 'top']","['husband', 'wife', 'sit', 'table']","['husband', 'wife', 'sit', 'table', 'dinner', 'woman', 'drop', 'bit', 'tomato', 'sauce', 'white', 'top', 'och', 'look', 'like', 'pig', 'man', 'nod', 'dropped', 'tomato', 'sauce', 'top', 'husband', 'wife', 'sit', 'table']",26
+Bull dozer,4rx99n,52,What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?,"['bull', 'dozer']","['yellow', 'hurt', 'get', 'eye']","['bull', 'dozer', 'yellow', 'hurt', 'get', 'eye']",6
+"
+*     One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
+*     One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
+*     One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
+*     In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
+*     This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
+
+This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
+
+The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
+",2uugwl,52,"Women, the best freaking firewall in the world. (Xpost from r/funny )","['one', 'human', 'cell', 'contains', 'genetic', 'information', 'one', 'sperm', 'contains', 'half', 'one', 'ml', 'semen', 'contains', 'million', 'sperm', 'average', 'ejaculation', 'last', 'sec', 'contains', 'ml', 'semen', 'mean', 'throughput', 'man', 'member', 'equal', 'x', 'x', 'mean', 'female', 'eggcell', 'withstands', 'ddos', 'attack', 'terabyte', 'per', 'second', 'let', 'one', 'data', 'package', 'thereby', 'best', 'freaking', 'hardware', 'firewall', 'world', 'downside', 'small', 'data', 'package', 'let', 'hang', 'system', 'whole', 'month']","['woman', 'best', 'freaking', 'firewall', 'world', 'xpost']","['one', 'human', 'cell', 'contains', 'genetic', 'information', 'one', 'sperm', 'contains', 'half', 'one', 'ml', 'semen', 'contains', 'million', 'sperm', 'average', 'ejaculation', 'last', 'sec', 'contains', 'ml', 'semen', 'mean', 'throughput', 'man', 'member', 'equal', 'x', 'x', 'mean', 'female', 'eggcell', 'withstands', 'ddos', 'attack', 'terabyte', 'per', 'second', 'let', 'one', 'data', 'package', 'thereby', 'best', 'freaking', 'hardware', 'firewall', 'world', 'downside', 'small', 'data', 'package', 'let', 'hang', 'system', 'whole', 'month', 'woman', 'best', 'freaking', 'firewall', 'world', 'xpost']",64
+"And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas.",47ndpn,52,I saw a black guy running down the street,"['carrying', 'tv', 'second', 'thought', 'hey', 'look', 'like', 'mine', 'realized', 'mine', 'wear', 'adidas']","['saw', 'black', 'guy', 'running', 'street']","['carrying', 'tv', 'second', 'thought', 'hey', 'look', 'like', 'mine', 'realized', 'mine', 'wear', 'adidas', 'saw', 'black', 'guy', 'running', 'street']",17
+So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him.,464e96,52,My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school.,"['beat', 'took', 'dinner', 'money']","['wife', 'told', 'prepare', 'ginger', 'son', 'first', 'day', 'school']","['beat', 'took', 'dinner', 'money', 'wife', 'told', 'prepare', 'ginger', 'son', 'first', 'day', 'school']",12
+...in grease,2fx8p2,52,Where were the first French fries made?,['grease'],"['first', 'french', 'fry', 'made']","['grease', 'first', 'french', 'fry', 'made']",5
+"WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. 
+
+USER: cabbage 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 
+
+USER: boiled cabbage 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
+
+USER: 1 boiled cabbage 
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 
+
+USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 
+
+USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 
+
+USER:50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 
+
+USER:ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 
+
+WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
+",4jqlaz,52,Choosing Passwords,"['window', 'please', 'enter', 'new', 'password', 'user', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'character', 'user', 'boiled', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'contain', 'numerical', 'character', 'user', 'boiled', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'blank', 'space', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'contain', 'least', 'one', 'upper', 'case', 'character', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'use', 'one', 'upper', 'case', 'character', 'consecutively', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'contain', 'punctuation', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'already', 'use']","['choosing', 'password']","['window', 'please', 'enter', 'new', 'password', 'user', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'character', 'user', 'boiled', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'contain', 'numerical', 'character', 'user', 'boiled', 'cabbage', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'blank', 'space', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'must', 'contain', 'least', 'one', 'upper', 'case', 'character', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'use', 'one', 'upper', 'case', 'character', 'consecutively', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'contain', 'punctuation', 'user', 'window', 'sorry', 'password', 'already', 'use', 'choosing', 'password']",64
+how come they can't oppress an entire gender?,52uuog,52,If women are so equal to men...,"['come', 'ca', 'oppress', 'entire', 'gender']","['woman', 'equal', 'men']","['come', 'ca', 'oppress', 'entire', 'gender', 'woman', 'equal', 'men']",8
+"Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
+
+Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
+
+Woman: Oh, I see.
+
+Officer: Can I see your license please?
+
+Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
+
+Officer: Don’t have one?
+
+Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
+
+Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
+
+Woman: I can’t do that.
+
+Officer: Why not?
+
+Woman: I stole this car.
+
+Officer: Stole it?
+
+Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
+
+Officer: You what?
+
+Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
+to see.
+
+The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
+calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
+officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
+
+Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
+
+The woman steps out of her vehicle.
+
+Woman: Is there a problem sir?
+
+Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
+car and murdered the owner.
+
+Woman: Murdered the owner?
+
+Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
+please.
+
+The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
+
+Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
+
+Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
+
+The first officer is stunned.
+
+Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
+license.
+
+The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
+hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
+examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
+
+Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
+have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
+up the owner.
+
+Woman: Betcha the lying IDIOT!! told you I was speeding too.",457ug8,52,Caught Speeding - Joke,"['woman', 'problem', 'officer', 'officer', 'speeding', 'woman', 'oh', 'see', 'officer', 'see', 'license', 'please', 'woman', 'give', 'one', 'officer', 'one', 'woman', 'lost', 'time', 'drunk', 'driving', 'officer', 'see', 'vehicle', 'registration', 'paper', 'please', 'woman', 'officer', 'woman', 'stole', 'car', 'officer', 'stole', 'woman', 'yes', 'killed', 'hacked', 'owner', 'officer', 'woman', 'body', 'part', 'plastic', 'bag', 'trunk', 'want', 'see', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'slowly', 'back', 'away', 'car', 'call', 'back', 'within', 'minute', 'police', 'car', 'circle', 'car', 'senior', 'officer', 'slowly', 'approach', 'car', 'clasping', 'half', 'drawn', 'gun', 'officer', 'could', 'step', 'vehicle', 'please', 'woman', 'step', 'vehicle', 'woman', 'problem', 'sir', 'officer', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'stolen', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'woman', 'murdered', 'owner', 'officer', 'yes', 'could', 'please', 'open', 'trunk', 'car', 'please', 'woman', 'open', 'trunk', 'revealing', 'nothing', 'empty', 'trunk', 'officer', 'car', 'woman', 'yes', 'registration', 'paper', 'first', 'officer', 'stunned', 'officer', 'one', 'officer', 'claim', 'driving', 'license', 'woman', 'dig', 'handbag', 'pull', 'clutch', 'purse', 'hand', 'officer', 'officer', 'snap', 'open', 'clutch', 'purse', 'examines', 'license', 'look', 'quite', 'puzzled', 'officer', 'thank', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'license', 'stole', 'car', 'murdered', 'hacked', 'owner', 'woman', 'betcha', 'lying', 'idiot', 'told', 'speeding']","['caught', 'speeding', 'joke']","['woman', 'problem', 'officer', 'officer', 'speeding', 'woman', 'oh', 'see', 'officer', 'see', 'license', 'please', 'woman', 'give', 'one', 'officer', 'one', 'woman', 'lost', 'time', 'drunk', 'driving', 'officer', 'see', 'vehicle', 'registration', 'paper', 'please', 'woman', 'officer', 'woman', 'stole', 'car', 'officer', 'stole', 'woman', 'yes', 'killed', 'hacked', 'owner', 'officer', 'woman', 'body', 'part', 'plastic', 'bag', 'trunk', 'want', 'see', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'slowly', 'back', 'away', 'car', 'call', 'back', 'within', 'minute', 'police', 'car', 'circle', 'car', 'senior', 'officer', 'slowly', 'approach', 'car', 'clasping', 'half', 'drawn', 'gun', 'officer', 'could', 'step', 'vehicle', 'please', 'woman', 'step', 'vehicle', 'woman', 'problem', 'sir', 'officer', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'stolen', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'woman', 'murdered', 'owner', 'officer', 'yes', 'could', 'please', 'open', 'trunk', 'car', 'please', 'woman', 'open', 'trunk', 'revealing', 'nothing', 'empty', 'trunk', 'officer', 'car', 'woman', 'yes', 'registration', 'paper', 'first', 'officer', 'stunned', 'officer', 'one', 'officer', 'claim', 'driving', 'license', 'woman', 'dig', 'handbag', 'pull', 'clutch', 'purse', 'hand', 'officer', 'officer', 'snap', 'open', 'clutch', 'purse', 'examines', 'license', 'look', 'quite', 'puzzled', 'officer', 'thank', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'license', 'stole', 'car', 'murdered', 'hacked', 'owner', 'woman', 'betcha', 'lying', 'idiot', 'told', 'speeding', 'caught', 'speeding', 'joke']",163
+Shellfies ,3kuzc5,52,What kind of photos do turtles take?,['shellfies'],"['kind', 'photo', 'turtle', 'take']","['shellfies', 'kind', 'photo', 'turtle', 'take']",5
+Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.,31f63l,52,How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?,"['yeasterday', 'died', 'tomorrow', 'risen']","['know', 'jesus', 'made', 'bread']","['yeasterday', 'died', 'tomorrow', 'risen', 'know', 'jesus', 'made', 'bread']",8
+"....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over. 
+They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks, 
+
+*""Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?""* 
+
+
+Guy says, *""sure, sounds fun.""*  
+
+
+Farmer says, *""But there'll probably be loud music.""*  
+ 
+
+Guy says, *""Cool with me.""*  
+ 
+
+Farmer says, *""And a lot of drinking, that's how it is.""*  
+ 
+
+Guy looks at his beer and nods his head. 
+
+
+Farmer says, *""Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'.""*  
+ 
+
+Guy says *""I can handle my own. Sounds fun.""*  
+ 
+
+Farmer says, *""And if you're lucky, might be a little sex..""*  
+ 
+
+Guy says *""Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?""*  
+ 
+
+Farmer says, *""Whatever. Just gonna be you and me.""*  
+",1giqlb,52,Guy gets sick of the rat race and...,"['move', 'country', 'six', 'month', 'get', 'little', 'lonely', 'company', 'happy', 'nearby', 'farmer', 'come', 'sitting', 'porch', 'couple', 'beer', 'farmer', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'come', 'party', 'house', 'next', 'friday', 'guy', 'say', 'sure', 'sound', 'fun', 'farmer', 'say', 'probably', 'loud', 'music', 'guy', 'say', 'cool', 'farmer', 'say', 'lot', 'drinking', 'guy', 'look', 'beer', 'nod', 'head', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'ta', 'watch', 'sometimes', 'little', 'fightin', 'guy', 'say', 'handle', 'sound', 'fun', 'farmer', 'say', 'lucky', 'might', 'little', 'sex', 'guy', 'say', 'ca', 'wait', 'next', 'friday', 'wear', 'farmer', 'say', 'whatever', 'gon', 'na']","['guy', 'get', 'sick', 'rat', 'race']","['move', 'country', 'six', 'month', 'get', 'little', 'lonely', 'company', 'happy', 'nearby', 'farmer', 'come', 'sitting', 'porch', 'couple', 'beer', 'farmer', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'come', 'party', 'house', 'next', 'friday', 'guy', 'say', 'sure', 'sound', 'fun', 'farmer', 'say', 'probably', 'loud', 'music', 'guy', 'say', 'cool', 'farmer', 'say', 'lot', 'drinking', 'guy', 'look', 'beer', 'nod', 'head', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'ta', 'watch', 'sometimes', 'little', 'fightin', 'guy', 'say', 'handle', 'sound', 'fun', 'farmer', 'say', 'lucky', 'might', 'little', 'sex', 'guy', 'say', 'ca', 'wait', 'next', 'friday', 'wear', 'farmer', 'say', 'whatever', 'gon', 'na', 'guy', 'get', 'sick', 'rat', 'race']",83
+"It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
+
+Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
+
+He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, ""I'll be 16 tomorrow.""
+
+""I know,"" said the butcher with a smile, ""I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face.""
+When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, ""Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!""",3gpwbg,52,Butcher Shop,"['many', 'year', 'ago', 'since', 'embarrassing', 'day', 'young', 'woman', 'baby', 'arm', 'entered', 'butcher', 'shop', 'confronted', 'news', 'baby', 'asked', 'going', 'finally', 'offered', 'provide', 'free', 'meat', 'boy', 'agreed', 'counting', 'year', 'calendar', 'one', 'day', 'teenager', 'collecting', 'meat', 'week', 'came', 'shop', 'said', 'tomorrow', 'know', 'said', 'butcher', 'smile', 'counting', 'tell', 'mother', 'take', 'parcel', 'meat', 'home', 'last', 'free', 'meat', 'get', 'watch', 'expression', 'face', 'boy', 'arrived', 'home', 'told', 'mother', 'woman', 'nodded', 'said', 'son', 'go', 'back', 'butcher', 'tell', 'also', 'free', 'bread', 'free', 'milk', 'free', 'grocery', 'last', 'year', 'watch', 'expression', 'face']","['butcher', 'shop']","['many', 'year', 'ago', 'since', 'embarrassing', 'day', 'young', 'woman', 'baby', 'arm', 'entered', 'butcher', 'shop', 'confronted', 'news', 'baby', 'asked', 'going', 'finally', 'offered', 'provide', 'free', 'meat', 'boy', 'agreed', 'counting', 'year', 'calendar', 'one', 'day', 'teenager', 'collecting', 'meat', 'week', 'came', 'shop', 'said', 'tomorrow', 'know', 'said', 'butcher', 'smile', 'counting', 'tell', 'mother', 'take', 'parcel', 'meat', 'home', 'last', 'free', 'meat', 'get', 'watch', 'expression', 'face', 'boy', 'arrived', 'home', 'told', 'mother', 'woman', 'nodded', 'said', 'son', 'go', 'back', 'butcher', 'tell', 'also', 'free', 'bread', 'free', 'milk', 'free', 'grocery', 'last', 'year', 'watch', 'expression', 'face', 'butcher', 'shop']",83
+Seizure salad,44da69,52,What does an epileptic vegetarian eat?,"['seizure', 'salad']","['epileptic', 'vegetarian', 'eat']","['seizure', 'salad', 'epileptic', 'vegetarian', 'eat']",5
+"A Quacker.
+
+Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself.",2ncift,52,What do you call a white duck?,"['quacker', 'made', 'openly', 'admit', 'proud']","['call', 'white', 'duck']","['quacker', 'made', 'openly', 'admit', 'proud', 'call', 'white', 'duck']",8
+You call that fellah a gummy bear.,3wro3j,52,What do you call a bear without teeth?,"['call', 'fellah', 'gummy', 'bear']","['call', 'bear', 'without', 'teeth']","['call', 'fellah', 'gummy', 'bear', 'call', 'bear', 'without', 'teeth']",8
+"There are 3 constructions workers, a German guy, a black guy, and a Polish guy, atop an unfinished skyscraper 30 stories up. Lunch time rolls around so they break to get something to eat. 
+
+The German guy opens his lunch pail and exclaims, ""Schnitzel! If I get schnitzel one more time I'm going to jump off this building!"" 
+
+The black guy opens up his lunch pail and exclaims, ""Fried Chicken!, If I get fried chicken again I'm going to jump off this building!"" 
+
+The Polish guy opens up his lunch pail and exclaims, ""Kielbasa!, If I get kielbasa again I'm going to jump off this building!""
+
+The next day, up atop the building the 3 break for lunch once again.
+The German guy opens his lunch pail, sees schnitzel again, and jumps.
+The black guy opens his lunch pail, sees friend chicken again, and jumps.
+The Polish guy opens his lunch pail, sees kielbasa again, and jumps.
+
+At the funeral for the 3 workers the widow of each worker is in attendance.
+
+The German guys widow, crying her eyes out, says, ""If I would have know he didn't want schnitzel any more I would have packed him something else!""
+
+The black guys widow, crying her eyes out, says, ""If I would have know he didn't want fried chicken any more I would have packed him something else!""
+
+The two widows look over at the Polish widow and she says, ""Don't look at me, he packed his own damn lunch!""",2ag9en,52,There are 3 constructions workers...,"['construction', 'worker', 'german', 'guy', 'black', 'guy', 'polish', 'guy', 'atop', 'unfinished', 'skyscraper', 'story', 'lunch', 'time', 'roll', 'around', 'break', 'get', 'something', 'eat', 'german', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'schnitzel', 'get', 'schnitzel', 'one', 'time', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'black', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'fried', 'chicken', 'get', 'fried', 'chicken', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'polish', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'kielbasa', 'get', 'kielbasa', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'next', 'day', 'atop', 'building', 'break', 'lunch', 'german', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'schnitzel', 'jump', 'black', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'friend', 'chicken', 'jump', 'polish', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'kielbasa', 'jump', 'funeral', 'worker', 'widow', 'worker', 'attendance', 'german', 'guy', 'widow', 'cry', 'eye', 'say', 'would', 'know', 'want', 'schnitzel', 'would', 'packed', 'something', 'else', 'black', 'guy', 'widow', 'cry', 'eye', 'say', 'would', 'know', 'want', 'fried', 'chicken', 'would', 'packed', 'something', 'else', 'two', 'widow', 'look', 'polish', 'widow', 'say', 'look', 'packed', 'damn', 'lunch']","['construction', 'worker']","['construction', 'worker', 'german', 'guy', 'black', 'guy', 'polish', 'guy', 'atop', 'unfinished', 'skyscraper', 'story', 'lunch', 'time', 'roll', 'around', 'break', 'get', 'something', 'eat', 'german', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'schnitzel', 'get', 'schnitzel', 'one', 'time', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'black', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'fried', 'chicken', 'get', 'fried', 'chicken', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'polish', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'exclaims', 'kielbasa', 'get', 'kielbasa', 'going', 'jump', 'building', 'next', 'day', 'atop', 'building', 'break', 'lunch', 'german', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'schnitzel', 'jump', 'black', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'friend', 'chicken', 'jump', 'polish', 'guy', 'open', 'lunch', 'pail', 'see', 'kielbasa', 'jump', 'funeral', 'worker', 'widow', 'worker', 'attendance', 'german', 'guy', 'widow', 'cry', 'eye', 'say', 'would', 'know', 'want', 'schnitzel', 'would', 'packed', 'something', 'else', 'black', 'guy', 'widow', 'cry', 'eye', 'say', 'would', 'know', 'want', 'fried', 'chicken', 'would', 'packed', 'something', 'else', 'two', 'widow', 'look', 'polish', 'widow', 'say', 'look', 'packed', 'damn', 'lunch', 'construction', 'worker']",137
+"...and are found by tribe known to be unfriendly to outsiders.  The 3 explorers are bound and brought before the chief.  The great chief, with the whole village watching, declares the explorers each have a choice... Death! or Bulla Bulla!  The first explorer looks at the other two and says, ""well, nothing can be worse than death, I'll take Bulla Bulla..""  The whole village cheers and the first explorer is then stripped down, tied to a tree, and every man in the village screws his ass.  As the first explorer is nearly unconscious from pain and moaning on the ground, the second explorer is faced with a grave decision. He says, ""well, death looks like a good option, but he's still alive and I want to get out of this somehow, I guess I'll take Bulla Bulla.""  The whole village cheers even louder, and the second explorer is stripped, tied to a tree, and every man gets to screw his ass, only this time, they can last even longer cause they just had the first explorer.  This long and painful event finally comes to end, and the 1st and 2nd explorers are lying in a heap, looking like they'll never walk again.  The third guy is like, holy crap, screw that, I'll take death over that level of pain any day, just end it chief.  The Chief smiles, looks out at the expectant crowd and says, ""Death....
+
+...by Bulla Bulla!!""
+
+I'm sure there's many variations to this one, just heard one the other day, enjoy!",1linzu,52,3 explorers are lost in the amazon...,"['found', 'tribe', 'known', 'unfriendly', 'outsider', 'explorer', 'bound', 'brought', 'chief', 'great', 'chief', 'whole', 'village', 'watching', 'declares', 'explorer', 'choice', 'death', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'first', 'explorer', 'look', 'two', 'say', 'well', 'nothing', 'worse', 'death', 'take', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'whole', 'village', 'cheer', 'first', 'explorer', 'stripped', 'tied', 'tree', 'every', 'man', 'village', 'screw', 'as', 'first', 'explorer', 'nearly', 'unconscious', 'pain', 'moaning', 'ground', 'second', 'explorer', 'faced', 'grave', 'decision', 'say', 'well', 'death', 'look', 'like', 'good', 'option', 'still', 'alive', 'want', 'get', 'somehow', 'guess', 'take', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'whole', 'village', 'cheer', 'even', 'louder', 'second', 'explorer', 'stripped', 'tied', 'tree', 'every', 'man', 'get', 'screw', 'as', 'time', 'last', 'even', 'longer', 'cause', 'first', 'explorer', 'long', 'painful', 'event', 'finally', 'come', 'end', 'explorer', 'lying', 'heap', 'looking', 'like', 'never', 'walk', 'third', 'guy', 'like', 'holy', 'crap', 'screw', 'take', 'death', 'level', 'pain', 'day', 'end', 'chief', 'chief', 'smile', 'look', 'expectant', 'crowd', 'say', 'death', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'sure', 'many', 'variation', 'one', 'heard', 'one', 'day', 'enjoy']","['explorer', 'lost', 'amazon']","['found', 'tribe', 'known', 'unfriendly', 'outsider', 'explorer', 'bound', 'brought', 'chief', 'great', 'chief', 'whole', 'village', 'watching', 'declares', 'explorer', 'choice', 'death', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'first', 'explorer', 'look', 'two', 'say', 'well', 'nothing', 'worse', 'death', 'take', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'whole', 'village', 'cheer', 'first', 'explorer', 'stripped', 'tied', 'tree', 'every', 'man', 'village', 'screw', 'as', 'first', 'explorer', 'nearly', 'unconscious', 'pain', 'moaning', 'ground', 'second', 'explorer', 'faced', 'grave', 'decision', 'say', 'well', 'death', 'look', 'like', 'good', 'option', 'still', 'alive', 'want', 'get', 'somehow', 'guess', 'take', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'whole', 'village', 'cheer', 'even', 'louder', 'second', 'explorer', 'stripped', 'tied', 'tree', 'every', 'man', 'get', 'screw', 'as', 'time', 'last', 'even', 'longer', 'cause', 'first', 'explorer', 'long', 'painful', 'event', 'finally', 'come', 'end', 'explorer', 'lying', 'heap', 'looking', 'like', 'never', 'walk', 'third', 'guy', 'like', 'holy', 'crap', 'screw', 'take', 'death', 'level', 'pain', 'day', 'end', 'chief', 'chief', 'smile', 'look', 'expectant', 'crowd', 'say', 'death', 'bulla', 'bulla', 'sure', 'many', 'variation', 'one', 'heard', 'one', 'day', 'enjoy', 'explorer', 'lost', 'amazon']",141
+"Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach.
+
+They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. ""Good afternoon, Fathers"" she says as she strolls by.
+
+The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.
+
+The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blond, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, ""Good morning Fathers.""
+
+""Just a minute young lady."", says one of the priests. ""We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?""
+
+The blonde replies, ""Don't you recognize me? I'm sister Katherine from the convent.""",4nndl0,52,2 Priests go to the beach...,"['vacationing', 'hawaii', 'two', 'priest', 'decide', 'wear', 'casual', 'clothes', 'wo', 'identified', 'clergy', 'buy', 'hawaiian', 'shirt', 'sandal', 'soon', 'head', 'beach', 'notice', 'gorgeous', 'blond', 'tiny', 'bikini', 'good', 'afternoon', 'father', 'say', 'stroll', 'men', 'stunned', 'know', 'clergy', 'later', 'day', 'buy', 'even', 'wilder', 'attire', 'consisting', 'surfer', 'short', 'tie', 'dyed', 'dark', 'glass', 'next', 'day', 'return', 'beach', 'fabulous', 'blond', 'wearing', 'string', 'bikini', 'pass', 'nod', 'politely', 'say', 'good', 'morning', 'father', 'minute', 'young', 'lady', 'say', 'one', 'priest', 'priest', 'proud', 'world', 'know', 'blonde', 'reply', 'recognize', 'sister', 'katherine', 'convent']","['priest', 'go', 'beach']","['vacationing', 'hawaii', 'two', 'priest', 'decide', 'wear', 'casual', 'clothes', 'wo', 'identified', 'clergy', 'buy', 'hawaiian', 'shirt', 'sandal', 'soon', 'head', 'beach', 'notice', 'gorgeous', 'blond', 'tiny', 'bikini', 'good', 'afternoon', 'father', 'say', 'stroll', 'men', 'stunned', 'know', 'clergy', 'later', 'day', 'buy', 'even', 'wilder', 'attire', 'consisting', 'surfer', 'short', 'tie', 'dyed', 'dark', 'glass', 'next', 'day', 'return', 'beach', 'fabulous', 'blond', 'wearing', 'string', 'bikini', 'pass', 'nod', 'politely', 'say', 'good', 'morning', 'father', 'minute', 'young', 'lady', 'say', 'one', 'priest', 'priest', 'proud', 'world', 'know', 'blonde', 'reply', 'recognize', 'sister', 'katherine', 'convent', 'priest', 'go', 'beach']",80
+Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.,3l0hk1,52,"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?","['someone', 'lay', 'awake', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog']","['get', 'cross', 'dyslexic', 'insomniac', 'agnostic']","['someone', 'lay', 'awake', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog', 'get', 'cross', 'dyslexic', 'insomniac', 'agnostic']",11
+You have my Word!,3i63u1,52,"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you...",['word'],"['find', 'stole', 'copy', 'm', 'office', 'kill']","['word', 'find', 'stole', 'copy', 'm', 'office', 'kill']",7
+"Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small deserted island. Since these four guys will need to have their natural urges satisfied, they decided to make up a schedule. Each guy would get a week to dick the woman as much as possible, the next week another guy and so on. This arrangement works out great for years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she suddenly dies. The first month went by and it was really awful; second month was really bad; third month was almost unbearable; fourth month rolls around and the guys couldn't handle it anymore so they buried her.",1rvsm6,52,Four guys and one girl on a plane...,"['five', 'people', 'plane', 'four', 'guy', 'one', 'girl', 'suddenly', 'engine', 'stall', 'crash', 'miraculously', 'five', 'survive', 'crash', 'stranded', 'small', 'deserted', 'island', 'since', 'four', 'guy', 'need', 'natural', 'urge', 'satisfied', 'decided', 'make', 'schedule', 'guy', 'would', 'get', 'week', 'dick', 'woman', 'much', 'possible', 'next', 'week', 'another', 'guy', 'arrangement', 'work', 'great', 'year', 'satisfying', 'guy', 'nymphomaniac', 'woman', 'suddenly', 'dy', 'first', 'month', 'went', 'really', 'awful', 'second', 'month', 'really', 'bad', 'third', 'month', 'almost', 'unbearable', 'fourth', 'month', 'roll', 'around', 'guy', 'could', 'handle', 'anymore', 'buried']","['four', 'guy', 'one', 'girl', 'plane']","['five', 'people', 'plane', 'four', 'guy', 'one', 'girl', 'suddenly', 'engine', 'stall', 'crash', 'miraculously', 'five', 'survive', 'crash', 'stranded', 'small', 'deserted', 'island', 'since', 'four', 'guy', 'need', 'natural', 'urge', 'satisfied', 'decided', 'make', 'schedule', 'guy', 'would', 'get', 'week', 'dick', 'woman', 'much', 'possible', 'next', 'week', 'another', 'guy', 'arrangement', 'work', 'great', 'year', 'satisfying', 'guy', 'nymphomaniac', 'woman', 'suddenly', 'dy', 'first', 'month', 'went', 'really', 'awful', 'second', 'month', 'really', 'bad', 'third', 'month', 'almost', 'unbearable', 'fourth', 'month', 'roll', 'around', 'guy', 'could', 'handle', 'anymore', 'buried', 'four', 'guy', 'one', 'girl', 'plane']",78
+"More than three because the basement is still dark!
+
+
+*(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*",22bgjc,52,How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?,"['three', 'basement', 'still', 'dark', 'heard', 'today', 'even', 'though', 'know', 'probably', 'old']","['many', 'dead', 'prostitute', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['three', 'basement', 'still', 'dark', 'heard', 'today', 'even', 'though', 'know', 'probably', 'old', 'many', 'dead', 'prostitute', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",17
+"An executive of a company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispering, ""Hello?""
+
+Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked,"" Is your daddy home?""
+
+""Yes"", whispered the small voice.
+
+""May I talk with him?"" the man asked.
+
+To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, ""No.""
+
+Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ""Is your mommy there?""
+
+""Yes"", came the answer.
+
+""May I talk with her?""
+
+Again the small voice whispered, ""No"".
+
+Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left at home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. ""Is there any one there besides you?"" the boss asked the child.
+
+""Yes"" whispered the child, ""a policeman"".
+
+Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked ""May I speak with the policeman""?
+
+""No, he's busy"", whispered the child.
+
+""Busy doing what?"", asked the boss.
+
+""Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman"", came the whispered answer.
+
+Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, ""What is that noise?""
+
+""A hello-copper"", answered the whispering voice.
+
+""What is going on there?"", asked the boss, now alarmed.
+
+In an awed whispering voice the child answered, ""The search team just landed the hello-copper"".
+
+Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, ""What are they searching for?""
+
+Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
+giggle........... ""Me"".",4sz5wb,52,Twisted Tyke,"['executive', 'company', 'needed', 'call', 'one', 'employee', 'urgent', 'problem', 'one', 'main', 'computer', 'dialed', 'employee', 'home', 'phone', 'number', 'greeted', 'child', 'whispering', 'hello', 'feeling', 'put', 'inconvenience', 'talk', 'youngster', 'bos', 'asked', 'daddy', 'home', 'yes', 'whispered', 'small', 'voice', 'may', 'talk', 'man', 'asked', 'surprise', 'bos', 'small', 'voice', 'whispered', 'wanting', 'talk', 'adult', 'bos', 'asked', 'mommy', 'yes', 'came', 'answer', 'may', 'talk', 'small', 'voice', 'whispered', 'knowing', 'likely', 'young', 'child', 'would', 'left', 'home', 'alone', 'bos', 'decided', 'would', 'leave', 'message', 'person', 'watching', 'child', 'one', 'besides', 'bos', 'asked', 'child', 'yes', 'whispered', 'child', 'policeman', 'wondering', 'cop', 'would', 'employee', 'home', 'bos', 'asked', 'may', 'speak', 'policeman', 'busy', 'whispered', 'child', 'busy', 'asked', 'bos', 'talking', 'daddy', 'mommy', 'fireman', 'came', 'whispered', 'answer', 'growing', 'concerned', 'even', 'worried', 'heard', 'sounded', 'like', 'helicopter', 'ear', 'piece', 'phone', 'bos', 'asked', 'noise', 'answered', 'whispering', 'voice', 'going', 'asked', 'bos', 'alarmed', 'awed', 'whispering', 'voice', 'child', 'answered', 'search', 'team', 'landed', 'alarmed', 'concerned', 'little', 'frustrated', 'bos', 'asked', 'searching', 'still', 'whispering', 'young', 'voice', 'replied', 'along', 'muffled', 'giggle']","['twisted', 'tyke']","['executive', 'company', 'needed', 'call', 'one', 'employee', 'urgent', 'problem', 'one', 'main', 'computer', 'dialed', 'employee', 'home', 'phone', 'number', 'greeted', 'child', 'whispering', 'hello', 'feeling', 'put', 'inconvenience', 'talk', 'youngster', 'bos', 'asked', 'daddy', 'home', 'yes', 'whispered', 'small', 'voice', 'may', 'talk', 'man', 'asked', 'surprise', 'bos', 'small', 'voice', 'whispered', 'wanting', 'talk', 'adult', 'bos', 'asked', 'mommy', 'yes', 'came', 'answer', 'may', 'talk', 'small', 'voice', 'whispered', 'knowing', 'likely', 'young', 'child', 'would', 'left', 'home', 'alone', 'bos', 'decided', 'would', 'leave', 'message', 'person', 'watching', 'child', 'one', 'besides', 'bos', 'asked', 'child', 'yes', 'whispered', 'child', 'policeman', 'wondering', 'cop', 'would', 'employee', 'home', 'bos', 'asked', 'may', 'speak', 'policeman', 'busy', 'whispered', 'child', 'busy', 'asked', 'bos', 'talking', 'daddy', 'mommy', 'fireman', 'came', 'whispered', 'answer', 'growing', 'concerned', 'even', 'worried', 'heard', 'sounded', 'like', 'helicopter', 'ear', 'piece', 'phone', 'bos', 'asked', 'noise', 'answered', 'whispering', 'voice', 'going', 'asked', 'bos', 'alarmed', 'awed', 'whispering', 'voice', 'child', 'answered', 'search', 'team', 'landed', 'alarmed', 'concerned', 'little', 'frustrated', 'bos', 'asked', 'searching', 'still', 'whispering', 'young', 'voice', 'replied', 'along', 'muffled', 'giggle', 'twisted', 'tyke']",150
+"Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.",4jyp92,52,How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['one', 'take', 'episode']","['many', 'dragonball', 'character', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['one', 'take', 'episode', 'many', 'dragonball', 'character', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",9
+"Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist. ",2eou8z,52,A little Arab boy,"['anything', 'make', 'people', 'white', 'american', 'embarrassed', 'angry', 'racist']","['little', 'arab', 'boy']","['anything', 'make', 'people', 'white', 'american', 'embarrassed', 'angry', 'racist', 'little', 'arab', 'boy']",11
+Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.,1e0cok,52,How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?,"['long', 'like', 'still', 'warm']","['long', 'take', 'necrophiliac', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']","['long', 'like', 'still', 'warm', 'long', 'take', 'necrophiliac', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']",10
+"It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade. 
+
+The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "" 
+
+She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. 
+
+""Patrick Henry, 1775."" 
+
+""Very good! Who said ""Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth"" ""? 
+
+Again, no response except from Pedro: 
+
+""Abraham Lincoln, 1863,"" said Pedro. 
+
+The teacher snapped at the class, ""Class, you should be ashamed. Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."" 
+
+She heard a loud whisper: ""Screw the Mexicans."" 
+
+""Who said that?"" she demanded. 
+
+Pedro put his hand up. ""Jim Bowie, 1836."" 
+
+At that point, a student in the back said, ""I'm gonna puke."" 
+
+The teacher glared and asked, ""All right! Now, who said that?"" 
+
+Again, Pedro. ""George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."" 
+
+Now furious, another student yelled, ""Oh yeah? Suck this!"" 
+
+Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, ""Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinski, 1997!"" 
+
+Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, ""You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."" 
+
+Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, ""Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."" 
+
+The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, ""Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"" 
+
+Pedro whispered, ""Saddam Hussein, 2003. 
+",4f771c,52,Smart Mexican,"['first', 'day', 'school', 'new', 'student', 'named', 'pedro', 'son', 'mexican', 'telecom', 'tycoon', 'entered', 'fourth', 'grade', 'teacher', 'said', 'let', 'begin', 'reviewing', 'american', 'history', 'said', 'liberty', 'give', 'death', 'saw', 'sea', 'blank', 'face', 'except', 'pedro', 'hand', 'patrick', 'henry', 'good', 'said', 'government', 'people', 'people', 'people', 'shall', 'perish', 'earth', 'response', 'except', 'pedro', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'said', 'pedro', 'teacher', 'snapped', 'class', 'class', 'ashamed', 'pedro', 'new', 'country', 'know', 'history', 'heard', 'loud', 'whisper', 'screw', 'mexican', 'said', 'demanded', 'pedro', 'put', 'hand', 'jim', 'bowie', 'point', 'student', 'back', 'said', 'gon', 'na', 'puke', 'teacher', 'glared', 'asked', 'right', 'said', 'pedro', 'george', 'bush', 'japanese', 'prime', 'minister', 'furious', 'another', 'student', 'yelled', 'oh', 'yeah', 'suck', 'pedro', 'jumped', 'chair', 'waving', 'hand', 'shouting', 'teacher', 'bill', 'clinton', 'monica', 'lewinski', 'almost', 'mob', 'hysteria', 'someone', 'said', 'little', 'shit', 'say', 'anything', 'else', 'kill', 'pedro', 'frantically', 'yelled', 'top', 'voice', 'gary', 'condit', 'chandra', 'levy', 'teacher', 'fainted', 'class', 'gathered', 'around', 'floor', 'someone', 'said', 'oh', 'shit', 'big', 'trouble', 'pedro', 'whispered', 'saddam', 'hussein']","['smart', 'mexican']","['first', 'day', 'school', 'new', 'student', 'named', 'pedro', 'son', 'mexican', 'telecom', 'tycoon', 'entered', 'fourth', 'grade', 'teacher', 'said', 'let', 'begin', 'reviewing', 'american', 'history', 'said', 'liberty', 'give', 'death', 'saw', 'sea', 'blank', 'face', 'except', 'pedro', 'hand', 'patrick', 'henry', 'good', 'said', 'government', 'people', 'people', 'people', 'shall', 'perish', 'earth', 'response', 'except', 'pedro', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'said', 'pedro', 'teacher', 'snapped', 'class', 'class', 'ashamed', 'pedro', 'new', 'country', 'know', 'history', 'heard', 'loud', 'whisper', 'screw', 'mexican', 'said', 'demanded', 'pedro', 'put', 'hand', 'jim', 'bowie', 'point', 'student', 'back', 'said', 'gon', 'na', 'puke', 'teacher', 'glared', 'asked', 'right', 'said', 'pedro', 'george', 'bush', 'japanese', 'prime', 'minister', 'furious', 'another', 'student', 'yelled', 'oh', 'yeah', 'suck', 'pedro', 'jumped', 'chair', 'waving', 'hand', 'shouting', 'teacher', 'bill', 'clinton', 'monica', 'lewinski', 'almost', 'mob', 'hysteria', 'someone', 'said', 'little', 'shit', 'say', 'anything', 'else', 'kill', 'pedro', 'frantically', 'yelled', 'top', 'voice', 'gary', 'condit', 'chandra', 'levy', 'teacher', 'fainted', 'class', 'gathered', 'around', 'floor', 'someone', 'said', 'oh', 'shit', 'big', 'trouble', 'pedro', 'whispered', 'saddam', 'hussein', 'smart', 'mexican']",146
+"He finally works up the courage and looks his father in the eyes and says, ""Dad, I think I'm gay.""
+
+
+Now the father is shocked by all this but he says to his son, ""Now that's quite a thought. Know that I'll love you no matter what, but I have to ask, why is it you think you're gay""
+
+
+The son replies, ""Dad, I'm attracted to Bruce Campbell""
+
+The father looks at him with the biggest smile on his face and starts laughing with tears in his eyes. He looks at his son and says, ""Oh my son, you're not gay, you're just human!""
+
+",1ey2g9,52,So a son goes up to his dad one day looking very sheepish.,"['finally', 'work', 'courage', 'look', 'father', 'eye', 'say', 'dad', 'think', 'gay', 'father', 'shocked', 'say', 'son', 'quite', 'thought', 'know', 'love', 'matter', 'ask', 'think', 'gay', 'son', 'reply', 'dad', 'attracted', 'bruce', 'campbell', 'father', 'look', 'biggest', 'smile', 'face', 'start', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'look', 'son', 'say', 'oh', 'son', 'gay', 'human']","['son', 'go', 'dad', 'one', 'day', 'looking', 'sheepish']","['finally', 'work', 'courage', 'look', 'father', 'eye', 'say', 'dad', 'think', 'gay', 'father', 'shocked', 'say', 'son', 'quite', 'thought', 'know', 'love', 'matter', 'ask', 'think', 'gay', 'son', 'reply', 'dad', 'attracted', 'bruce', 'campbell', 'father', 'look', 'biggest', 'smile', 'face', 'start', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'look', 'son', 'say', 'oh', 'son', 'gay', 'human', 'son', 'go', 'dad', 'one', 'day', 'looking', 'sheepish']",51
+"to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?
+
+
+
+
+Nun.",1fm162,52,How many women does it take. . .,"['screw', 'lightbulb', 'convent', 'nun']","['many', 'woman', 'take']","['screw', 'lightbulb', 'convent', 'nun', 'many', 'woman', 'take']",7
+0.81818,324o9e,52,You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11?,[],"['know', 'pretty', 'much']","['know', 'pretty', 'much']",3
+You only get laid once.,4mrsgs,52,What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?,"['get', 'laid']","['saddest', 'thing', 'chicken']","['get', 'laid', 'saddest', 'thing', 'chicken']",5
+"when a black man walks up to the urinal beside him and drops his trousers. Curious, the white man peaks down towards the black mans waist and exclaims ""Holy hell! That's the biggest pecker I've ever seen! How do I get one like that?"".
+The black man chuckles and thinks for a moment and says: ""Well i'll tell you my trick: all you've got to do is tie one end of a string around it, and the other end around your ankle"".
+
+A week later, the white man is back in the same bar and decides to go take a leak. He opens the bathroom door and is greeted by the same black man from the week before, washing his hands. 
+
+""How are you making out with my trick?"" says the black man. The white man replies ""Great! I'm halfway there!"". The black man, in disbelief, says ""You mean it actually worked? How much did it grow?"".
+
+The white man says ""None, but it's black!"".",25q9o5,52,So a white man is taking a leak in a bar bathroom..,"['black', 'man', 'walk', 'urinal', 'beside', 'drop', 'trouser', 'curious', 'white', 'man', 'peak', 'towards', 'black', 'man', 'waist', 'exclaims', 'holy', 'hell', 'biggest', 'pecker', 'ever', 'seen', 'get', 'one', 'like', 'black', 'man', 'chuckle', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'well', 'tell', 'trick', 'got', 'tie', 'one', 'end', 'string', 'around', 'end', 'around', 'ankle', 'week', 'later', 'white', 'man', 'back', 'bar', 'decides', 'go', 'take', 'leak', 'open', 'bathroom', 'door', 'greeted', 'black', 'man', 'week', 'washing', 'hand', 'making', 'trick', 'say', 'black', 'man', 'white', 'man', 'reply', 'great', 'halfway', 'black', 'man', 'disbelief', 'say', 'mean', 'actually', 'worked', 'much', 'grow', 'white', 'man', 'say', 'none', 'black']","['white', 'man', 'taking', 'leak', 'bar', 'bathroom']","['black', 'man', 'walk', 'urinal', 'beside', 'drop', 'trouser', 'curious', 'white', 'man', 'peak', 'towards', 'black', 'man', 'waist', 'exclaims', 'holy', 'hell', 'biggest', 'pecker', 'ever', 'seen', 'get', 'one', 'like', 'black', 'man', 'chuckle', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'well', 'tell', 'trick', 'got', 'tie', 'one', 'end', 'string', 'around', 'end', 'around', 'ankle', 'week', 'later', 'white', 'man', 'back', 'bar', 'decides', 'go', 'take', 'leak', 'open', 'bathroom', 'door', 'greeted', 'black', 'man', 'week', 'washing', 'hand', 'making', 'trick', 'say', 'black', 'man', 'white', 'man', 'reply', 'great', 'halfway', 'black', 'man', 'disbelief', 'say', 'mean', 'actually', 'worked', 'much', 'grow', 'white', 'man', 'say', 'none', 'black', 'white', 'man', 'taking', 'leak', 'bar', 'bathroom']",92
+"*Papers, Please*",5r3ivd,52,What is Donald Trump's favorite video game?,"['paper', 'please']","['donald', 'trump', 'favorite', 'video', 'game']","['paper', 'please', 'donald', 'trump', 'favorite', 'video', 'game']",7
+"Kid goes home and asks his dad - 
+""What is the government?""
+
+The dad replied - 
+""Suppose I am the president, your mother is the congress, the maid is the workforce and your younger brother is the future"" 
+
+and then, he leaves the room. Later at night, the kid heard his younger brother screaming. He wakes up to check out his brother and saw that his brother has shitted on his pants. The kid immediately runs up to his parents bedroom and through the keyhole, he saw that his mother was asleep and his dad was not in the room, he goes to call the maid and saw that his dad was screwing the maid and then he said -
+ 
+""Oh, now I get it! The president is screwing the workforce, the congress is asleep and the future is full of shit"" ",349hr4,52,The teacher told the kid to ask his dad about the government.,"['kid', 'go', 'home', 'asks', 'dad', 'government', 'dad', 'replied', 'suppose', 'president', 'mother', 'congress', 'maid', 'workforce', 'younger', 'brother', 'future', 'leaf', 'room', 'later', 'night', 'kid', 'heard', 'younger', 'brother', 'screaming', 'wake', 'check', 'brother', 'saw', 'brother', 'shitted', 'pant', 'kid', 'immediately', 'run', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'keyhole', 'saw', 'mother', 'asleep', 'dad', 'room', 'go', 'call', 'maid', 'saw', 'dad', 'screwing', 'maid', 'said', 'oh', 'get', 'president', 'screwing', 'workforce', 'congress', 'asleep', 'future', 'full', 'shit']","['teacher', 'told', 'kid', 'ask', 'dad', 'government']","['kid', 'go', 'home', 'asks', 'dad', 'government', 'dad', 'replied', 'suppose', 'president', 'mother', 'congress', 'maid', 'workforce', 'younger', 'brother', 'future', 'leaf', 'room', 'later', 'night', 'kid', 'heard', 'younger', 'brother', 'screaming', 'wake', 'check', 'brother', 'saw', 'brother', 'shitted', 'pant', 'kid', 'immediately', 'run', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'keyhole', 'saw', 'mother', 'asleep', 'dad', 'room', 'go', 'call', 'maid', 'saw', 'dad', 'screwing', 'maid', 'said', 'oh', 'get', 'president', 'screwing', 'workforce', 'congress', 'asleep', 'future', 'full', 'shit', 'teacher', 'told', 'kid', 'ask', 'dad', 'government']",68
+"One day a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I am going to see a doctor.”
+His friend said, “Why don’t you try the new computer system in the hospital. It’s proven to be able to diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than any doctor. It’s incredible! You simply insert a sample of your urine and the system diagnoses your problem and then advise you what to do about it.”
+The injured fella had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with his urine sample and went to the hospital. Finding the computer system he deposited the sample and awaited the computer systems diagnosis.
+The system started making some noise and various lights started to flash and beep. After a short pause out popped a small slip of paper.
+You have tennis elbow. Refrain from painful movements immediately. Apply ICE and HEAT three times per day. Visit a sports physiotherapist if pain persists after two to three weeks.
+
+The man went home quite impressed with this, the latest advancement in medical technology. Later that evening he began to wonder how the system worked, and decided that he would test the new computers capabilities. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter and then masturbated into the concoction for added complexity.
+He went back to the hospital’s computer system and poured in his new sample.
+The system made the usual noises and after a short pause printed out the message:
+Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will NEVER get better!",2c9usy,52,The Best Diagnostician,"['one', 'day', 'man', 'complained', 'friend', 'elbow', 'really', 'hurt', 'going', 'see', 'friend', 'said', 'try', 'new', 'computer', 'system', 'hospital', 'proven', 'able', 'diagnose', 'anything', 'quicker', 'cheaper', 'doctor', 'incredible', 'simply', 'insert', 'sample', 'urine', 'system', 'diagnosis', 'problem', 'advise', 'injured', 'fella', 'nothing', 'lose', 'filled', 'jar', 'urine', 'sample', 'went', 'hospital', 'finding', 'computer', 'system', 'deposited', 'sample', 'awaited', 'computer', 'system', 'diagnosis', 'system', 'started', 'making', 'noise', 'various', 'light', 'started', 'flash', 'beep', 'short', 'pause', 'popped', 'small', 'slip', 'paper', 'tennis', 'elbow', 'refrain', 'painful', 'movement', 'immediately', 'apply', 'ice', 'heat', 'three', 'time', 'per', 'day', 'visit', 'sport', 'physiotherapist', 'pain', 'persists', 'two', 'three', 'week', 'man', 'went', 'home', 'quite', 'impressed', 'latest', 'advancement', 'medical', 'technology', 'later', 'evening', 'began', 'wonder', 'system', 'worked', 'decided', 'would', 'test', 'new', 'computer', 'capability', 'mixed', 'together', 'tap', 'water', 'stool', 'sample', 'dog', 'urine', 'sample', 'wife', 'daughter', 'masturbated', 'concoction', 'added', 'complexity', 'went', 'back', 'hospital', 'computer', 'system', 'poured', 'new', 'sample', 'system', 'made', 'usual', 'noise', 'short', 'pause', 'printed', 'message', 'tap', 'water', 'hard', 'get', 'water', 'softener', 'dog', 'worm', 'get', 'vitamin', 'daughter', 'using', 'cocaine', 'put', 'rehabilitation', 'clinic', 'wife', 'pregnant', 'twin', 'girl', 'get', 'lawyer', 'stop', 'jerking', 'tennis', 'elbow', 'never', 'get', 'better']","['best', 'diagnostician']","['one', 'day', 'man', 'complained', 'friend', 'elbow', 'really', 'hurt', 'going', 'see', 'friend', 'said', 'try', 'new', 'computer', 'system', 'hospital', 'proven', 'able', 'diagnose', 'anything', 'quicker', 'cheaper', 'doctor', 'incredible', 'simply', 'insert', 'sample', 'urine', 'system', 'diagnosis', 'problem', 'advise', 'injured', 'fella', 'nothing', 'lose', 'filled', 'jar', 'urine', 'sample', 'went', 'hospital', 'finding', 'computer', 'system', 'deposited', 'sample', 'awaited', 'computer', 'system', 'diagnosis', 'system', 'started', 'making', 'noise', 'various', 'light', 'started', 'flash', 'beep', 'short', 'pause', 'popped', 'small', 'slip', 'paper', 'tennis', 'elbow', 'refrain', 'painful', 'movement', 'immediately', 'apply', 'ice', 'heat', 'three', 'time', 'per', 'day', 'visit', 'sport', 'physiotherapist', 'pain', 'persists', 'two', 'three', 'week', 'man', 'went', 'home', 'quite', 'impressed', 'latest', 'advancement', 'medical', 'technology', 'later', 'evening', 'began', 'wonder', 'system', 'worked', 'decided', 'would', 'test', 'new', 'computer', 'capability', 'mixed', 'together', 'tap', 'water', 'stool', 'sample', 'dog', 'urine', 'sample', 'wife', 'daughter', 'masturbated', 'concoction', 'added', 'complexity', 'went', 'back', 'hospital', 'computer', 'system', 'poured', 'new', 'sample', 'system', 'made', 'usual', 'noise', 'short', 'pause', 'printed', 'message', 'tap', 'water', 'hard', 'get', 'water', 'softener', 'dog', 'worm', 'get', 'vitamin', 'daughter', 'using', 'cocaine', 'put', 'rehabilitation', 'clinic', 'wife', 'pregnant', 'twin', 'girl', 'get', 'lawyer', 'stop', 'jerking', 'tennis', 'elbow', 'never', 'get', 'better', 'best', 'diagnostician']",171
+"He has been working hard all week and finally gets  a chance to go out and relax on the lake. 
+
+He spends all afternoon out there and he manages to catch a dozen fish or so. He calls it a day and heads back to shore to gut and clean the fish.
+
+The man finishes cleaning his last fish and begins to head back to his home. 
+
+Passing a bridge, the man sees lights flash behind his vehicle and notices that he was speeding. He pulls off to the side of the road and the cop pulls up behind him.
+
+The man rolls down his window and the cop steps out of his car. Already the cop is thinking to himself, what a low life, this man is covered in guts and he smells like trash. 
+
+The cop steps outside the side of the window and asks the man, ""What do you even do for society?""
+
+The man says in reply, ""Well sir, I'm an asshole stretcher.""
+
+Seeing the cop looking baffled by the response, the man coninues to explain, ""I start with one finger, then two, three , four, then a fist, then two fists and eventually I can stretch an asshole out to about 6 feet.""
+
+The cop still baffled replies, ""What in the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?""
+
+The man replies, ""Stick him on the end of a bridge and give him a radar gun...""",4xosdr,52,So a man goes fishing...,"['working', 'hard', 'week', 'finally', 'get', 'chance', 'go', 'relax', 'lake', 'spends', 'afternoon', 'manages', 'catch', 'dozen', 'fish', 'call', 'day', 'head', 'back', 'shore', 'gut', 'clean', 'fish', 'man', 'finish', 'cleaning', 'last', 'fish', 'begin', 'head', 'back', 'home', 'passing', 'bridge', 'man', 'see', 'light', 'flash', 'behind', 'vehicle', 'notice', 'speeding', 'pull', 'side', 'road', 'cop', 'pull', 'behind', 'man', 'roll', 'window', 'cop', 'step', 'car', 'already', 'cop', 'thinking', 'low', 'life', 'man', 'covered', 'gut', 'smell', 'like', 'trash', 'cop', 'step', 'outside', 'side', 'window', 'asks', 'man', 'even', 'society', 'man', 'say', 'reply', 'well', 'sir', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'seeing', 'cop', 'looking', 'baffled', 'response', 'man', 'coninues', 'explain', 'start', 'one', 'finger', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'fist', 'two', 'fist', 'eventually', 'stretch', 'asshole', 'foot', 'cop', 'still', 'baffled', 'reply', 'hell', 'six', 'foot', 'asshole', 'man', 'reply', 'stick', 'end', 'bridge', 'give', 'radar', 'gun']","['man', 'go', 'fishing']","['working', 'hard', 'week', 'finally', 'get', 'chance', 'go', 'relax', 'lake', 'spends', 'afternoon', 'manages', 'catch', 'dozen', 'fish', 'call', 'day', 'head', 'back', 'shore', 'gut', 'clean', 'fish', 'man', 'finish', 'cleaning', 'last', 'fish', 'begin', 'head', 'back', 'home', 'passing', 'bridge', 'man', 'see', 'light', 'flash', 'behind', 'vehicle', 'notice', 'speeding', 'pull', 'side', 'road', 'cop', 'pull', 'behind', 'man', 'roll', 'window', 'cop', 'step', 'car', 'already', 'cop', 'thinking', 'low', 'life', 'man', 'covered', 'gut', 'smell', 'like', 'trash', 'cop', 'step', 'outside', 'side', 'window', 'asks', 'man', 'even', 'society', 'man', 'say', 'reply', 'well', 'sir', 'asshole', 'stretcher', 'seeing', 'cop', 'looking', 'baffled', 'response', 'man', 'coninues', 'explain', 'start', 'one', 'finger', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'fist', 'two', 'fist', 'eventually', 'stretch', 'asshole', 'foot', 'cop', 'still', 'baffled', 'reply', 'hell', 'six', 'foot', 'asshole', 'man', 'reply', 'stick', 'end', 'bridge', 'give', 'radar', 'gun', 'man', 'go', 'fishing']",121
+Now I drink for Evil.,4oumbj,52,I'm quitting drinking for good,"['drink', 'evil']","['quitting', 'drinking', 'good']","['drink', 'evil', 'quitting', 'drinking', 'good']",5
+"Make lemonade
+
+If life gives you melons...
+
+You might be dyslexic.",4touok,52,If life gives you lemons...,"['make', 'lemonade', 'life', 'give', 'melon', 'might', 'dyslexic']","['life', 'give', 'lemon']","['make', 'lemonade', 'life', 'give', 'melon', 'might', 'dyslexic', 'life', 'give', 'lemon']",10
+"I don't know, I just fly the drones. ",3aae16,52,What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school?,"['know', 'fly', 'drone']","['difference', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp', 'pakistani', 'elementary', 'school']","['know', 'fly', 'drone', 'difference', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp', 'pakistani', 'elementary', 'school']",10
+How dairy.,34bbfu,52,My little brother just threw a milk carton at me..,['dairy'],"['little', 'brother', 'threw', 'milk', 'carton']","['dairy', 'little', 'brother', 'threw', 'milk', 'carton']",6
+"A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says 
+'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!' 
+
+I'll see myself out",1lk62n,52,"So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally...","['border', 'guard', 'stop', 'see', 'one', 'correct', 'paper', 'say', 'whoa', 'whoa', 'juan', 'see']","['juan', 'pablo', 'jose', 'attempting', 'cross', 'border', 'legally']","['border', 'guard', 'stop', 'see', 'one', 'correct', 'paper', 'say', 'whoa', 'whoa', 'juan', 'see', 'juan', 'pablo', 'jose', 'attempting', 'cross', 'border', 'legally']",19
+Still can't deliver. ,3164ds,52,OP is in labour.,"['still', 'ca', 'deliver']","['op', 'labour']","['still', 'ca', 'deliver', 'op', 'labour']",5
+Oh dam,379pkb,52,What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?,"['oh', 'dam']","['fish', 'say', 'accidentally', 'swam', 'wall']","['oh', 'dam', 'fish', 'say', 'accidentally', 'swam', 'wall']",7
+"The officer says, ""I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."" The driver says, ""Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."" Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ""Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.""
+
+ As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, ""Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"" The wife smiles demurely and says, ""Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.""
+
+ As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, ""Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?""
+
+ The officer frowns and says, ""And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."" The driver says, ""Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it
+ off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."" The wife says, ""Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.""
+
+ And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, ""WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, ""Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?""  ""Only when he's been drinking!!""",1wl2ik,52,A police officer pulls over a speeding car.,"['officer', 'say', 'clocked', 'mile', 'per', 'hour', 'sir', 'driver', 'say', 'gee', 'officer', 'cruise', 'control', 'perhaps', 'radar', 'gun', 'need', 'calibrating', 'looking', 'knitting', 'wife', 'say', 'silly', 'dear', 'know', 'car', 'cruise', 'control', 'officer', 'writes', 'ticket', 'driver', 'look', 'wife', 'growl', 'ca', 'please', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'wife', 'smile', 'demurely', 'say', 'well', 'dear', 'thankful', 'radar', 'detector', 'went', 'speed', 'would', 'higher', 'officer', 'make', 'second', 'ticket', 'illegal', 'radar', 'detector', 'unit', 'man', 'glower', 'wife', 'say', 'clenched', 'teeth', 'woman', 'ca', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'officer', 'frown', 'say', 'notice', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'sir', 'automatic', 'fine', 'driver', 'say', 'yeah', 'well', 'see', 'officer', 'took', 'pulled', 'could', 'get', 'license', 'back', 'pocket', 'wife', 'say', 'dear', 'know', 'well', 'seat', 'belt', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'driving', 'police', 'officer', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'driver', 'turn', 'wife', 'bark', 'please', 'shut', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'always', 'talk', 'way', 'drinking']","['police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car']","['officer', 'say', 'clocked', 'mile', 'per', 'hour', 'sir', 'driver', 'say', 'gee', 'officer', 'cruise', 'control', 'perhaps', 'radar', 'gun', 'need', 'calibrating', 'looking', 'knitting', 'wife', 'say', 'silly', 'dear', 'know', 'car', 'cruise', 'control', 'officer', 'writes', 'ticket', 'driver', 'look', 'wife', 'growl', 'ca', 'please', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'wife', 'smile', 'demurely', 'say', 'well', 'dear', 'thankful', 'radar', 'detector', 'went', 'speed', 'would', 'higher', 'officer', 'make', 'second', 'ticket', 'illegal', 'radar', 'detector', 'unit', 'man', 'glower', 'wife', 'say', 'clenched', 'teeth', 'woman', 'ca', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'officer', 'frown', 'say', 'notice', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'sir', 'automatic', 'fine', 'driver', 'say', 'yeah', 'well', 'see', 'officer', 'took', 'pulled', 'could', 'get', 'license', 'back', 'pocket', 'wife', 'say', 'dear', 'know', 'well', 'seat', 'belt', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'driving', 'police', 'officer', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'driver', 'turn', 'wife', 'bark', 'please', 'shut', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'always', 'talk', 'way', 'drinking', 'police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car']",132
+"A little ironic, since he's universally remembered for being a huge dick. 
+
+
+
+",47ncl3,52,"Records have revealed that Hitler had a ""deformed micropenis""...","['little', 'ironic', 'since', 'universally', 'remembered', 'huge', 'dick']","['record', 'revealed', 'hitler', 'deformed', 'micropenis']","['little', 'ironic', 'since', 'universally', 'remembered', 'huge', 'dick', 'record', 'revealed', 'hitler', 'deformed', 'micropenis']",12
+Because they finish each other's sentences,4qt3kt,52,Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?,"['finish', 'sentence']","['husband', 'go', 'jail', 'crime', 'wife', 'committed']","['finish', 'sentence', 'husband', 'go', 'jail', 'crime', 'wife', 'committed']",8
+Dr. Dre,3ewara,52,What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?,['dre'],"['brown', 'rhyme', 'snoop']","['dre', 'brown', 'rhyme', 'snoop']",4
+Because he has little legs.,1n8a7v,52,What is E.T short for?,"['little', 'leg']",['short'],"['little', 'leg', 'short']",3
+"President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, ""Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?""
+
+Cashier:
+""It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?""
+
+Obama:
+""Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!""
+
+Cashier:
+""Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.""
+
+Obama:
+“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.""
+
+Cashier:
+""I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.""
+
+Obama:
+""I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day""
+
+Cashier:
+""Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
+“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
+So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?""
+
+Obama:
+Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, ""Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”
+Cashier:
+""Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?",2dmmyk,52,The Comical Conservative,"['president', 'obama', 'walk', 'local', 'bank', 'chicago', 'cash', 'check', 'surrounded', 'secret', 'service', 'agent', 'approach', 'cashier', 'say', 'good', 'morning', 'could', 'please', 'cash', 'check', 'cashier', 'would', 'pleasure', 'sir', 'could', 'please', 'show', 'id', 'obama', 'truthfully', 'bring', 'id', 'think', 'need', 'president', 'barack', 'obama', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'america', 'cashier', 'yes', 'sir', 'know', 'regulation', 'monitoring', 'bank', 'impostor', 'forger', 'money', 'laundering', 'bad', 'mortgage', 'underwriting', 'mention', 'requirement', 'legislation', 'must', 'insist', 'seeing', 'id', 'obama', 'ask', 'anyone', 'bank', 'tell', 'everybody', 'know', 'cashier', 'sorry', 'president', 'bank', 'rule', 'must', 'follow', 'obama', 'urging', 'please', 'cash', 'check', 'need', 'buy', 'gift', 'michelle', 'valentine', 'day', 'cashier', 'look', 'president', 'example', 'one', 'day', 'tiger', 'wood', 'came', 'one', 'bank', 'branch', 'without', 'id', 'prove', 'tiger', 'wood', 'pulled', 'putter', 'made', 'beautiful', 'shot', 'across', 'bank', 'coffee', 'cup', 'shot', 'knew', 'tiger', 'wood', 'cashed', 'another', 'time', 'andre', 'agassi', 'came', 'place', 'without', 'id', 'pulled', 'tennis', 'racquet', 'made', 'fabulous', 'shot', 'tennis', 'ball', 'landed', 'coffee', 'cup', 'shot', 'cashed', 'check', 'president', 'prove', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'obama', 'obama', 'stand', 'thinking', 'thinking', 'finally', 'say', 'honestly', 'mind', 'total', 'blank', 'nothing', 'come', 'mind', 'ca', 'think', 'single', 'thing', 'absolutely', 'idea', 'cashier', 'large', 'small', 'bill', 'president']","['comical', 'conservative']","['president', 'obama', 'walk', 'local', 'bank', 'chicago', 'cash', 'check', 'surrounded', 'secret', 'service', 'agent', 'approach', 'cashier', 'say', 'good', 'morning', 'could', 'please', 'cash', 'check', 'cashier', 'would', 'pleasure', 'sir', 'could', 'please', 'show', 'id', 'obama', 'truthfully', 'bring', 'id', 'think', 'need', 'president', 'barack', 'obama', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'america', 'cashier', 'yes', 'sir', 'know', 'regulation', 'monitoring', 'bank', 'impostor', 'forger', 'money', 'laundering', 'bad', 'mortgage', 'underwriting', 'mention', 'requirement', 'legislation', 'must', 'insist', 'seeing', 'id', 'obama', 'ask', 'anyone', 'bank', 'tell', 'everybody', 'know', 'cashier', 'sorry', 'president', 'bank', 'rule', 'must', 'follow', 'obama', 'urging', 'please', 'cash', 'check', 'need', 'buy', 'gift', 'michelle', 'valentine', 'day', 'cashier', 'look', 'president', 'example', 'one', 'day', 'tiger', 'wood', 'came', 'one', 'bank', 'branch', 'without', 'id', 'prove', 'tiger', 'wood', 'pulled', 'putter', 'made', 'beautiful', 'shot', 'across', 'bank', 'coffee', 'cup', 'shot', 'knew', 'tiger', 'wood', 'cashed', 'another', 'time', 'andre', 'agassi', 'came', 'place', 'without', 'id', 'pulled', 'tennis', 'racquet', 'made', 'fabulous', 'shot', 'tennis', 'ball', 'landed', 'coffee', 'cup', 'shot', 'cashed', 'check', 'president', 'prove', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'obama', 'obama', 'stand', 'thinking', 'thinking', 'finally', 'say', 'honestly', 'mind', 'total', 'blank', 'nothing', 'come', 'mind', 'ca', 'think', 'single', 'thing', 'absolutely', 'idea', 'cashier', 'large', 'small', 'bill', 'president', 'comical', 'conservative']",173
+I had to put my foot down,432r6m,52,My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo,"['put', 'foot']","['told', 'stop', 'pretending', 'flamingo']","['put', 'foot', 'told', 'stop', 'pretending', 'flamingo']",6
+"He immediately stops the car, jumps out and runs to the lady lying on her back on the road. 
+
+She is groaning in pain. She mumbles, ""I think I'm blind, I think I'm blind...""
+
+Quickly the guy holds three of his fingers up in front of her and says, ""How many fingers do I have up?""
+
+""Oh my God,"" she says. ""I'm not paralyzed too, am I?!?""",4g1jqr,52,A guy driving down the road hits a prostitute with his car,"['immediately', 'stop', 'car', 'jump', 'run', 'lady', 'lying', 'back', 'road', 'groaning', 'pain', 'mumble', 'think', 'blind', 'think', 'blind', 'quickly', 'guy', 'hold', 'three', 'finger', 'front', 'say', 'many', 'finger', 'oh', 'god', 'say', 'paralyzed']","['guy', 'driving', 'road', 'hit', 'prostitute', 'car']","['immediately', 'stop', 'car', 'jump', 'run', 'lady', 'lying', 'back', 'road', 'groaning', 'pain', 'mumble', 'think', 'blind', 'think', 'blind', 'quickly', 'guy', 'hold', 'three', 'finger', 'front', 'say', 'many', 'finger', 'oh', 'god', 'say', 'paralyzed', 'guy', 'driving', 'road', 'hit', 'prostitute', 'car']",35
+"The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid.",5qpey7,52,There are 10 types of people in this world...,"['one', 'understand', 'binary', 'one', 'get', 'laid']","['type', 'people', 'world']","['one', 'understand', 'binary', 'one', 'get', 'laid', 'type', 'people', 'world']",9
+They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb,49x9ih,52,What's so dark about blonde jokes?,"['still', 'figured', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['dark', 'blonde', 'joke']","['still', 'figured', 'screw', 'lightbulb', 'dark', 'blonde', 'joke']",7
+It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out.,4aoozf,52,To me Bernie Sanders is more like God,"['guy', 'problem', 'fan', 'club', 'freak']","['bernie', 'sander', 'like', 'god']","['guy', 'problem', 'fan', 'club', 'freak', 'bernie', 'sander', 'like', 'god']",9
+"He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips.""",31tnza,52,An aviation enthusiast enters a bar.,"['asks', 'helicopter', 'flavored', 'potato', 'chip', 'bartender', 'laugh', 'say', 'sorry', 'plain', 'chip']","['aviation', 'enthusiast', 'enters', 'bar']","['asks', 'helicopter', 'flavored', 'potato', 'chip', 'bartender', 'laugh', 'say', 'sorry', 'plain', 'chip', 'aviation', 'enthusiast', 'enters', 'bar']",15
+Trespassers ,3p36ut,52,What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere?,['trespasser'],"['call', 'mexican', 'breaking', 'somewhere']","['trespasser', 'call', 'mexican', 'breaking', 'somewhere']",5
+"The boy says ""first shot's on me"" 
+
+The gorilla replies ""nah,  I got this"" ",4mrvfk,52,A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar...,"['boy', 'say', 'first', 'shot', 'gorilla', 'reply', 'nah', 'got']","['boy', 'gorilla', 'walk', 'bar']","['boy', 'say', 'first', 'shot', 'gorilla', 'reply', 'nah', 'got', 'boy', 'gorilla', 'walk', 'bar']",12
+"He picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging it around his head. 
+
+The manager runs to him and asks what he's doing...? 
+
+""Just having a look around thanks"" he replies.",34ec8x,52,A blind man and his guide dog go into a supermarket,"['pick', 'dog', 'tail', 'start', 'swinging', 'around', 'head', 'manager', 'run', 'asks', 'look', 'around', 'thanks', 'reply']","['blind', 'man', 'guide', 'dog', 'go', 'supermarket']","['pick', 'dog', 'tail', 'start', 'swinging', 'around', 'head', 'manager', 'run', 'asks', 'look', 'around', 'thanks', 'reply', 'blind', 'man', 'guide', 'dog', 'go', 'supermarket']",20
+They both let me stick it in only one place.,51q61s,52,What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?,"['let', 'stick', 'one', 'place']","['similarity', 'iphone', 'girlfriend']","['let', 'stick', 'one', 'place', 'similarity', 'iphone', 'girlfriend']",7
+A flightoplankton.,48q4ri,52,What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?,['flightoplankton'],"['call', 'jellyfish', 'plane']","['flightoplankton', 'call', 'jellyfish', 'plane']",4
+"His hair is a mess
+
+His family is nuts
+
+His neighbour is an asshole
+
+And, his owner beats him.",2hy09h,52,A dick has a sad life,"['hair', 'mess', 'family', 'nut', 'neighbour', 'asshole', 'owner', 'beat']","['dick', 'sad', 'life']","['hair', 'mess', 'family', 'nut', 'neighbour', 'asshole', 'owner', 'beat', 'dick', 'sad', 'life']",11
+You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.,4m6cyt,52,You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.,"['need', 'parachute', 'go', 'skydiving', 'twice']","['need', 'parachute', 'go', 'skydiving']","['need', 'parachute', 'go', 'skydiving', 'twice', 'need', 'parachute', 'go', 'skydiving']",9
+You will be mist.,4j9ur5,52,RIP Boiled Water,['mist'],"['rip', 'boiled', 'water']","['mist', 'rip', 'boiled', 'water']",4
+Figuring out what to tell you about first.,2gsv7t,52,What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?,"['figuring', 'tell', 'first']","['hardest', 'thing', 'vegan', 'crossfitter', 'went', 'harvard']","['figuring', 'tell', 'first', 'hardest', 'thing', 'vegan', 'crossfitter', 'went', 'harvard']",9
+"A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders himself a drink. Looking next to him, he notices that there is a jar full of just $10 bills. He asks the barman what the jar is for, the barman says ""Well, we've got this sort of running contest going on here""
+The man, intrigued, asks him to go on. He continues, ""The contest is 2 things, first, out back we've got a dog. It's rabid, foaming at the mouth and vicious. It also has a loose tooth, you've got to go back there and pull out that tooth. The second part, is that upstairs in the bedroom is a prostitute, riddled with chlamydia aids and whatever else you can think of. You've got to go up there and screw her good. Once you've done both of these things, you win all the money in the jar!"" 
+
+The man thinks about it for a moment, and says"" you know what, I think I'll pass. That all just sounds too risky to me."" 
+
+Well, after several more drinks, he's thinkin' that little contest can't be all that hard! Several more drinks go by and he decides to go ahead and give it a shot. He drops his $10 in the jar, and walks out back. 
+
+Now from inside, all the barman can hear is a pounding sound and what he thinks is whimpering and whining coming from the dog. The man Bursts back into the bar, sweaty and looking worn out and flushed, and he yells ""Now where's the whore with the loose tooth!"" 
+
+-Credit to my father. I've got a lot more like this :) ",2ikda1,52,A Man Walks into A Bar (long) [NSFW],"['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'sits', 'order', 'drink', 'looking', 'next', 'notice', 'jar', 'full', 'bill', 'asks', 'barman', 'jar', 'barman', 'say', 'well', 'got', 'sort', 'running', 'contest', 'going', 'man', 'intrigued', 'asks', 'go', 'continues', 'contest', 'thing', 'first', 'back', 'got', 'dog', 'rabid', 'foaming', 'mouth', 'vicious', 'also', 'loose', 'tooth', 'got', 'go', 'back', 'pull', 'tooth', 'second', 'part', 'upstairs', 'bedroom', 'prostitute', 'riddled', 'chlamydia', 'aid', 'whatever', 'else', 'think', 'got', 'go', 'screw', 'good', 'done', 'thing', 'win', 'money', 'jar', 'man', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'know', 'think', 'pas', 'sound', 'risky', 'well', 'several', 'drink', 'thinkin', 'little', 'contest', 'ca', 'hard', 'several', 'drink', 'go', 'decides', 'go', 'ahead', 'give', 'shot', 'drop', 'jar', 'walk', 'back', 'inside', 'barman', 'hear', 'pounding', 'sound', 'think', 'whimpering', 'whining', 'coming', 'dog', 'man', 'burst', 'back', 'bar', 'sweaty', 'looking', 'worn', 'flushed', 'yell', 'whore', 'loose', 'tooth', 'father', 'got', 'lot', 'like']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'long', 'nsfw']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'sits', 'order', 'drink', 'looking', 'next', 'notice', 'jar', 'full', 'bill', 'asks', 'barman', 'jar', 'barman', 'say', 'well', 'got', 'sort', 'running', 'contest', 'going', 'man', 'intrigued', 'asks', 'go', 'continues', 'contest', 'thing', 'first', 'back', 'got', 'dog', 'rabid', 'foaming', 'mouth', 'vicious', 'also', 'loose', 'tooth', 'got', 'go', 'back', 'pull', 'tooth', 'second', 'part', 'upstairs', 'bedroom', 'prostitute', 'riddled', 'chlamydia', 'aid', 'whatever', 'else', 'think', 'got', 'go', 'screw', 'good', 'done', 'thing', 'win', 'money', 'jar', 'man', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'know', 'think', 'pas', 'sound', 'risky', 'well', 'several', 'drink', 'thinkin', 'little', 'contest', 'ca', 'hard', 'several', 'drink', 'go', 'decides', 'go', 'ahead', 'give', 'shot', 'drop', 'jar', 'walk', 'back', 'inside', 'barman', 'hear', 'pounding', 'sound', 'think', 'whimpering', 'whining', 'coming', 'dog', 'man', 'burst', 'back', 'bar', 'sweaty', 'looking', 'worn', 'flushed', 'yell', 'whore', 'loose', 'tooth', 'father', 'got', 'lot', 'like', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'long', 'nsfw']",126
+The next hour is free.,4wiytk,52,What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session?,"['next', 'hour', 'free']","['best', 'part', 'prostitute', 'dying', 'middle', 'session']","['next', 'hour', 'free', 'best', 'part', 'prostitute', 'dying', 'middle', 'session']",9
+"Because they don't have any chairs.
+
+Source:  my five-year-old.",2gdys0,52,Why do chickens sit on eggs?,"['chair', 'source']","['chicken', 'sit', 'egg']","['chair', 'source', 'chicken', 'sit', 'egg']",5
+She was wearing mittens,3ej7xe,52,Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?,"['wearing', 'mitten']","['helen', 'keller', 'scream', 'fell', 'cliff']","['wearing', 'mitten', 'helen', 'keller', 'scream', 'fell', 'cliff']",7
+You right a Czech.,4fvj9d,52,What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?,"['right', 'czech']","['happens', 'friend', 'prague', 'topples']","['right', 'czech', 'happens', 'friend', 'prague', 'topples']",6
+"Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
+
+ At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish waiting on a customer.
+
+ When Joe was finished, Mary asked, ""How much for the teapot?""
+
+ Joe replied, ""That's silver and it costs $100!""
+
+ ""My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!"" Mary exclaimed.
+
+ She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.
+
+ From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, ""Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
+
+ To which Mary replied, ""No, but I will for the teapot.""",1kjdsn,52,Screw for a Hinge?,"['bubba', 'fixing', 'door', 'found', 'needed', 'new', 'hinge', 'sent', 'wife', 'mary', 'hardware', 'store', 'hardware', 'store', 'mary', 'saw', 'beautiful', 'teapot', 'top', 'shelf', 'waiting', 'joe', 'finish', 'waiting', 'customer', 'joe', 'finished', 'mary', 'asked', 'much', 'teapot', 'joe', 'replied', 'silver', 'cost', 'goodness', 'sure', 'lotta', 'money', 'mary', 'exclaimed', 'proceeded', 'describe', 'hinge', 'bubba', 'sent', 'buy', 'joe', 'went', 'backroom', 'find', 'hinge', 'backroom', 'joe', 'bob', 'yelled', 'mary', 'wan', 'na', 'screw', 'hinge', 'mary', 'replied', 'teapot']","['screw', 'hinge']","['bubba', 'fixing', 'door', 'found', 'needed', 'new', 'hinge', 'sent', 'wife', 'mary', 'hardware', 'store', 'hardware', 'store', 'mary', 'saw', 'beautiful', 'teapot', 'top', 'shelf', 'waiting', 'joe', 'finish', 'waiting', 'customer', 'joe', 'finished', 'mary', 'asked', 'much', 'teapot', 'joe', 'replied', 'silver', 'cost', 'goodness', 'sure', 'lotta', 'money', 'mary', 'exclaimed', 'proceeded', 'describe', 'hinge', 'bubba', 'sent', 'buy', 'joe', 'went', 'backroom', 'find', 'hinge', 'backroom', 'joe', 'bob', 'yelled', 'mary', 'wan', 'na', 'screw', 'hinge', 'mary', 'replied', 'teapot', 'screw', 'hinge']",66
+It heard the referee was blowing fowls ,4za0ak,52,Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?,"['heard', 'referee', 'blowing', 'fowl']","['chicken', 'cross', 'basketball', 'court']","['heard', 'referee', 'blowing', 'fowl', 'chicken', 'cross', 'basketball', 'court']",8
+mammary foam,33skcy,52,What are pillowy breasts made of?,"['mammary', 'foam']","['pillowy', 'breast', 'made']","['mammary', 'foam', 'pillowy', 'breast', 'made']",5
+Juan,3i530f,52,How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?,['juan'],"['many', 'mexican', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['juan', 'many', 'mexican', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",6
+"One of them goes, ""I think the book was better""",33lihf,52,Two mice chewing on a film roll,"['one', 'go', 'think', 'book', 'better']","['two', 'mouse', 'chewing', 'film', 'roll']","['one', 'go', 'think', 'book', 'better', 'two', 'mouse', 'chewing', 'film', 'roll']",10
+"""What's that?"", I replied, ""Dracula's retarded brother?""",31vn80,52,My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them,"['replied', 'dracula', 'retarded', 'brother']","['friend', 'asked', 'wanted', 'watch', 'countdown']","['replied', 'dracula', 'retarded', 'brother', 'friend', 'asked', 'wanted', 'watch', 'countdown']",9
+Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.,49t6v0,52,Dark humor,"['dark', 'humor', 'like', 'food', 'everyone', 'get']","['dark', 'humor']","['dark', 'humor', 'like', 'food', 'everyone', 'get', 'dark', 'humor']",8
+"What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?
+
+The lady in church has hope in her soul.",2ggwuu,52,"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it.","['difference', 'lady', 'church', 'lady', 'bathtub', 'lady', 'church', 'hope', 'soul']","['first', 'dirty', 'joke', 'dad', 'told', 'year', 'old', 'still', 'tell']","['difference', 'lady', 'church', 'lady', 'bathtub', 'lady', 'church', 'hope', 'soul', 'first', 'dirty', 'joke', 'dad', 'told', 'year', 'old', 'still', 'tell']",18
+A sar-chasm.,3osehm,52,What do you call a sarcastic abyss?,[],"['call', 'sarcastic', 'abyss']","['call', 'sarcastic', 'abyss']",3
+"one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief 
+
+
+the other is pro wrestling. ",42pbax,52,What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?,"['one', 'predetermined', 'charade', 'take', 'tremendous', 'amount', 'willingness', 'suspend', 'disbelief', 'pro', 'wrestling']","['difference', 'u', 'politics', 'wwe']","['one', 'predetermined', 'charade', 'take', 'tremendous', 'amount', 'willingness', 'suspend', 'disbelief', 'pro', 'wrestling', 'difference', 'u', 'politics', 'wwe']",15
+"I want to know more jokes like this one
+
+""Damn it smells like updog""
+""What's updog""
+""Nothing much, how about you?""
+
+Jokes that have words that don't exist but require the listener to say ""what's......"" In order for the joke to work.",23h3hv,52,"Jokes like ""what's updog?""","['want', 'know', 'joke', 'like', 'one', 'damn', 'smell', 'like', 'updog', 'updog', 'nothing', 'much', 'joke', 'word', 'exist', 'require', 'listener', 'say', 'order', 'joke', 'work']","['joke', 'like', 'updog']","['want', 'know', 'joke', 'like', 'one', 'damn', 'smell', 'like', 'updog', 'updog', 'nothing', 'much', 'joke', 'word', 'exist', 'require', 'listener', 'say', 'order', 'joke', 'work', 'joke', 'like', 'updog']",24
+Troops,5tuond,52,"What's the United States' biggest, most well-known export?",['troop'],"['united', 'state', 'biggest', 'export']","['troop', 'united', 'state', 'biggest', 'export']",5
+"There were 152 people on a plane. It gets hijacked and crashed, and everyone on it dies. God says they all get one wish because of how tragically they died. The first man wishes for himself not to be ugly, the second person wishes she was skinnier. They all wish for something that improves their appearance. Halfway through the line God notices a man in the back laughing hysterically. The closer he gets to the back the harder the man laughs. When he gets to the last man he asks whats so funny. 
+
+""I wish they were all ugly again!""
+
+
+EDIT:* Spelling errors",29kpmn,52,A plane crashes,"['people', 'plane', 'get', 'hijacked', 'crashed', 'everyone', 'dy', 'god', 'say', 'get', 'one', 'wish', 'tragically', 'died', 'first', 'man', 'wish', 'ugly', 'second', 'person', 'wish', 'skinnier', 'wish', 'something', 'improves', 'appearance', 'halfway', 'line', 'god', 'notice', 'man', 'back', 'laughing', 'hysterically', 'closer', 'get', 'back', 'harder', 'man', 'laugh', 'get', 'last', 'man', 'asks', 'whats', 'funny', 'wish', 'ugly', 'edit', 'spelling', 'error']","['plane', 'crash']","['people', 'plane', 'get', 'hijacked', 'crashed', 'everyone', 'dy', 'god', 'say', 'get', 'one', 'wish', 'tragically', 'died', 'first', 'man', 'wish', 'ugly', 'second', 'person', 'wish', 'skinnier', 'wish', 'something', 'improves', 'appearance', 'halfway', 'line', 'god', 'notice', 'man', 'back', 'laughing', 'hysterically', 'closer', 'get', 'back', 'harder', 'man', 'laugh', 'get', 'last', 'man', 'asks', 'whats', 'funny', 'wish', 'ugly', 'edit', 'spelling', 'error', 'plane', 'crash']",53
+Two feet of my cock in your ass.,27isjt,52,You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have?,"['two', 'foot', 'cock', 'as']","['donkey', 'rooster', 'donkey', 'eats', 'rooster', 'leg']","['two', 'foot', 'cock', 'as', 'donkey', 'rooster', 'donkey', 'eats', 'rooster', 'leg']",10
+"The Italian guy hangs his penis in the water and says: ""With my penis alone I can tell that the water is about 20 degrees"".
+The Swiss guy follows. ""I can do better. My penis tells me the water is actually 23.5 degrees"".
+The black guy also hangs his penis in the water. ""Well, my penis tells me the water is 1.2 meters deep""",4l7pup,52,"An Italian, a Swiss and a black guy are sitting at the river...","['italian', 'guy', 'hang', 'penis', 'water', 'say', 'penis', 'alone', 'tell', 'water', 'degree', 'swiss', 'guy', 'follows', 'better', 'penis', 'tell', 'water', 'actually', 'degree', 'black', 'guy', 'also', 'hang', 'penis', 'water', 'well', 'penis', 'tell', 'water', 'meter', 'deep']","['italian', 'swiss', 'black', 'guy', 'sitting', 'river']","['italian', 'guy', 'hang', 'penis', 'water', 'say', 'penis', 'alone', 'tell', 'water', 'degree', 'swiss', 'guy', 'follows', 'better', 'penis', 'tell', 'water', 'actually', 'degree', 'black', 'guy', 'also', 'hang', 'penis', 'water', 'well', 'penis', 'tell', 'water', 'meter', 'deep', 'italian', 'swiss', 'black', 'guy', 'sitting', 'river']",38
+Nothing. She is fine.,4bo5ck,52,What does a girl want more than anything?,"['nothing', 'fine']","['girl', 'want', 'anything']","['nothing', 'fine', 'girl', 'want', 'anything']",5
+"This little boy was awakened in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from his parents' bedroom, so he decided to investigate. He nudged the door slowly forward and as he entered his parents' bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad screwing for all they were worth.
+
+ ""Dad! Dad!"" he shouted, ""What are you doing?""
+
+ ""It's OK son"", replied his father, ""Your mother wants to have another baby, that's all.""
+
+ The little boy was immediately excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, so he went straight back to bed with a smile on his face.
+
+ Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother on her knees sucking furiously on his father's penis.
+
+ ""Dad! Dad!"", he shouted, ""What are you doing now?""
+
+ ""Son, there's been a slight change in plans,"" his dad replied. ""Now she wants a BMW.""",1lrktr,52,Change of Plans!,"['little', 'boy', 'awakened', 'middle', 'night', 'strange', 'noise', 'coming', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'decided', 'investigate', 'nudged', 'door', 'slowly', 'forward', 'entered', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'shocked', 'see', 'mom', 'dad', 'screwing', 'worth', 'dad', 'dad', 'shouted', 'ok', 'son', 'replied', 'father', 'mother', 'want', 'another', 'baby', 'little', 'boy', 'immediately', 'excited', 'prospect', 'new', 'baby', 'brother', 'went', 'straight', 'back', 'bed', 'smile', 'face', 'several', 'week', 'later', 'little', 'boy', 'walking', 'past', 'bathroom', 'shocked', 'discover', 'mother', 'knee', 'sucking', 'furiously', 'father', 'penis', 'dad', 'dad', 'shouted', 'son', 'slight', 'change', 'plan', 'dad', 'replied', 'want', 'bmw']","['change', 'plan']","['little', 'boy', 'awakened', 'middle', 'night', 'strange', 'noise', 'coming', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'decided', 'investigate', 'nudged', 'door', 'slowly', 'forward', 'entered', 'parent', 'bedroom', 'shocked', 'see', 'mom', 'dad', 'screwing', 'worth', 'dad', 'dad', 'shouted', 'ok', 'son', 'replied', 'father', 'mother', 'want', 'another', 'baby', 'little', 'boy', 'immediately', 'excited', 'prospect', 'new', 'baby', 'brother', 'went', 'straight', 'back', 'bed', 'smile', 'face', 'several', 'week', 'later', 'little', 'boy', 'walking', 'past', 'bathroom', 'shocked', 'discover', 'mother', 'knee', 'sucking', 'furiously', 'father', 'penis', 'dad', 'dad', 'shouted', 'son', 'slight', 'change', 'plan', 'dad', 'replied', 'want', 'bmw', 'change', 'plan']",79
+and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.,1buell,52,A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese...,"['sits', 'mousetrap', 'baited', 'breath']","['cat', 'eats', 'slice', 'swiss', 'cheese']","['sits', 'mousetrap', 'baited', 'breath', 'cat', 'eats', 'slice', 'swiss', 'cheese']",9
+I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.,3418st,52,I'm making a documentary...,"['making', 'controversial', 'documentary', 'reveals', 'decade', 'sexual', 'misconduct', 'youth', 'tennis', 'program', 'across', 'country', 'called', 'love']","['making', 'documentary']","['making', 'controversial', 'documentary', 'reveals', 'decade', 'sexual', 'misconduct', 'youth', 'tennis', 'program', 'across', 'country', 'called', 'love', 'making', 'documentary']",16
+Incase he got a hole in one!,1x2ax6,52,Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?,"['incase', 'got', 'hole', 'one']","['golfer', 'take', 'spare', 'pair', 'trouser']","['incase', 'got', 'hole', 'one', 'golfer', 'take', 'spare', 'pair', 'trouser']",9
+"... ""Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a small sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but at least I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night.
+
+Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, big king size bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.""
+
+My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and she would buy me a 10-inch black & white TV.
+",3ck3y1,52,I took a look at my wife one day and said ...,"['honey', 'year', 'ago', 'cheap', 'apartment', 'cheap', 'car', 'slept', 'small', 'sofa', 'bed', 'watched', 'inch', 'black', 'white', 'tv', 'least', 'got', 'sleep', 'hot', 'blonde', 'every', 'night', 'nice', 'house', 'nice', 'car', 'big', 'king', 'size', 'bed', 'plasma', 'screen', 'tv', 'sleeping', 'woman', 'seems', 'holding', 'side', 'thing', 'wife', 'reasonable', 'woman', 'told', 'go', 'find', 'hot', 'blonde', 'would', 'make', 'sure', 'would', 'living', 'cheap', 'apartment', 'driving', 'cheap', 'car', 'sleeping', 'sofa', 'bed', 'would', 'buy', 'black', 'white', 'tv']","['took', 'look', 'wife', 'one', 'day', 'said']","['honey', 'year', 'ago', 'cheap', 'apartment', 'cheap', 'car', 'slept', 'small', 'sofa', 'bed', 'watched', 'inch', 'black', 'white', 'tv', 'least', 'got', 'sleep', 'hot', 'blonde', 'every', 'night', 'nice', 'house', 'nice', 'car', 'big', 'king', 'size', 'bed', 'plasma', 'screen', 'tv', 'sleeping', 'woman', 'seems', 'holding', 'side', 'thing', 'wife', 'reasonable', 'woman', 'told', 'go', 'find', 'hot', 'blonde', 'would', 'make', 'sure', 'would', 'living', 'cheap', 'apartment', 'driving', 'cheap', 'car', 'sleeping', 'sofa', 'bed', 'would', 'buy', 'black', 'white', 'tv', 'took', 'look', 'wife', 'one', 'day', 'said']",72
+Hebrews it,2dnclo,52,How does the Rabbi make his coffee?,['hebrew'],"['rabbi', 'make', 'coffee']","['hebrew', 'rabbi', 'make', 'coffee']",4
+"When he was handed the first to be delivered he looked into his new son's eyes and formed an instant connection. The emotions were overwhelming. The resemblance to himself was striking. All his selfish thoughts melted away. At that moment he realised that his life was so much greater for now he was responsible for this new life, a life that was a part of himself, an extension of himself into the future. This new responsibility weighed heavily on his shoulders but strangely, rather than scare him, it gave him comfort.
+
+Then the doctor handed him the second baby. He was identical to the first in every way. The father felt new, even stronger emotions this time. They well up inside him. 
+
+He looked to his wife and shouted ""REPOST"", called her a karma whore and stormed out.",3s97l5,52,Did you hear about the Redditor who's wife gave birth to twins?,"['handed', 'first', 'delivered', 'looked', 'new', 'son', 'eye', 'formed', 'instant', 'connection', 'emotion', 'overwhelming', 'resemblance', 'striking', 'selfish', 'thought', 'melted', 'away', 'moment', 'realised', 'life', 'much', 'greater', 'responsible', 'new', 'life', 'life', 'part', 'extension', 'future', 'new', 'responsibility', 'weighed', 'heavily', 'shoulder', 'strangely', 'rather', 'scare', 'gave', 'comfort', 'doctor', 'handed', 'second', 'baby', 'identical', 'first', 'every', 'way', 'father', 'felt', 'new', 'even', 'stronger', 'emotion', 'time', 'well', 'inside', 'looked', 'wife', 'shouted', 'repost', 'called', 'karma', 'whore', 'stormed']","['hear', 'redditor', 'wife', 'gave', 'birth', 'twin']","['handed', 'first', 'delivered', 'looked', 'new', 'son', 'eye', 'formed', 'instant', 'connection', 'emotion', 'overwhelming', 'resemblance', 'striking', 'selfish', 'thought', 'melted', 'away', 'moment', 'realised', 'life', 'much', 'greater', 'responsible', 'new', 'life', 'life', 'part', 'extension', 'future', 'new', 'responsibility', 'weighed', 'heavily', 'shoulder', 'strangely', 'rather', 'scare', 'gave', 'comfort', 'doctor', 'handed', 'second', 'baby', 'identical', 'first', 'every', 'way', 'father', 'felt', 'new', 'even', 'stronger', 'emotion', 'time', 'well', 'inside', 'looked', 'wife', 'shouted', 'repost', 'called', 'karma', 'whore', 'stormed', 'hear', 'redditor', 'wife', 'gave', 'birth', 'twin']",71
+It's just something I could see myself doing ,3mm362,52,I want to get a job cleaning mirrors,"['something', 'could', 'see']","['want', 'get', 'job', 'cleaning', 'mirror']","['something', 'could', 'see', 'want', 'get', 'job', 'cleaning', 'mirror']",8
+"Little Kyle is 4 years old and his brother Timmy is 3. 
+Kyle says ""Hey, Timmy. Want to make mommy mad?"" 
+""Sure! How?"" Timmy says. 
+Kyle tells him ""We gotta say a bad word, I'll say a 4 letter word since I'm 4. You have to say one that's 3 letters.""
+""OK! This sounds like fun!"" said Timmy.
+The 2 boys proceed downstairs for breakfast, and see their mommy getting ready for work.
+""OK, Kyle what do you want for breakfast?"" Their mommy says.
+He replies ""I'll have some DAMN cheerios.""
+Their mommy, completely shocked, smacks Kyle in the mouth due to his foul language. Still mad she asks Timmy what he wants for breakfast. Timmy says ""Well, you can bet your ass I don't want cheerios.""",1e14ag,52,2 little brothers wanted to make mommy mad.,"['little', 'kyle', 'year', 'old', 'brother', 'timmy', 'kyle', 'say', 'hey', 'timmy', 'want', 'make', 'mommy', 'mad', 'sure', 'timmy', 'say', 'kyle', 'tell', 'got', 'ta', 'say', 'bad', 'word', 'say', 'letter', 'word', 'since', 'say', 'one', 'letter', 'ok', 'sound', 'like', 'fun', 'said', 'timmy', 'boy', 'proceed', 'downstairs', 'breakfast', 'see', 'mommy', 'getting', 'ready', 'work', 'ok', 'kyle', 'want', 'breakfast', 'mommy', 'say', 'reply', 'damn', 'cheerio', 'mommy', 'completely', 'shocked', 'smack', 'kyle', 'mouth', 'due', 'foul', 'language', 'still', 'mad', 'asks', 'timmy', 'want', 'breakfast', 'timmy', 'say', 'well', 'bet', 'as', 'want', 'cheerio']","['little', 'brother', 'wanted', 'make', 'mommy', 'mad']","['little', 'kyle', 'year', 'old', 'brother', 'timmy', 'kyle', 'say', 'hey', 'timmy', 'want', 'make', 'mommy', 'mad', 'sure', 'timmy', 'say', 'kyle', 'tell', 'got', 'ta', 'say', 'bad', 'word', 'say', 'letter', 'word', 'since', 'say', 'one', 'letter', 'ok', 'sound', 'like', 'fun', 'said', 'timmy', 'boy', 'proceed', 'downstairs', 'breakfast', 'see', 'mommy', 'getting', 'ready', 'work', 'ok', 'kyle', 'want', 'breakfast', 'mommy', 'say', 'reply', 'damn', 'cheerio', 'mommy', 'completely', 'shocked', 'smack', 'kyle', 'mouth', 'due', 'foul', 'language', 'still', 'mad', 'asks', 'timmy', 'want', 'breakfast', 'timmy', 'say', 'well', 'bet', 'as', 'want', 'cheerio', 'little', 'brother', 'wanted', 'make', 'mommy', 'mad']",83
+Went down well.,4bp5dd,52,Cracked a joke about the Titanic.,"['went', 'well']","['cracked', 'joke', 'titanic']","['went', 'well', 'cracked', 'joke', 'titanic']",5
+"A: Your Job still sucks
+",4iy0or,52,Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?,"['job', 'still', 'suck']","['q', 'difference', 'job', 'dead', 'prostitute']","['job', 'still', 'suck', 'q', 'difference', 'job', 'dead', 'prostitute']",8
+So I slept with his wife and took custody of his kids.,2exjsx,52,"The DJ just asked me ""How low can you go...""","['slept', 'wife', 'took', 'custody', 'kid']","['dj', 'asked', 'low', 'go']","['slept', 'wife', 'took', 'custody', 'kid', 'dj', 'asked', 'low', 'go']",9
+Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced.,2djab0,52,What did one condom say to another?,"['let', 'go', 'gay', 'bar', 'get', 'shit', 'faced']","['one', 'condom', 'say', 'another']","['let', 'go', 'gay', 'bar', 'get', 'shit', 'faced', 'one', 'condom', 'say', 'another']",11
+Makes one weak!,3411vm,52,Seven days without food...,"['make', 'one', 'weak']","['seven', 'day', 'without', 'food']","['make', 'one', 'weak', 'seven', 'day', 'without', 'food']",7
+Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived.,213btp,52,My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger,"['say', 'evil', 'scientist', 'ever', 'lived']","['grandfather', 'developed', 'cancer', 'younger']","['say', 'evil', 'scientist', 'ever', 'lived', 'grandfather', 'developed', 'cancer', 'younger']",9
+An udder disaster.,1otiij,52,What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?,"['udder', 'disaster']","['call', 'cow', 'jumping', 'barbed', 'wire', 'fence']","['udder', 'disaster', 'call', 'cow', 'jumping', 'barbed', 'wire', 'fence']",8
+Beer,3cjrj8,52,What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass?,['beer'],"['get', 'pour', 'root', 'beer', 'square', 'glass']","['beer', 'get', 'pour', 'root', 'beer', 'square', 'glass']",7
+"Putting his stethoscope to the young woman's chest, the doctor said, ""Big breaths, dear.""
+
+She smiled. ""Yup. And I'm not even thixteen yet!""
+",5rvhji,52,A girl goes to the doctor...,"['putting', 'stethoscope', 'young', 'woman', 'chest', 'doctor', 'said', 'big', 'breath', 'dear', 'smiled', 'yup', 'even', 'thixteen', 'yet']","['girl', 'go', 'doctor']","['putting', 'stethoscope', 'young', 'woman', 'chest', 'doctor', 'said', 'big', 'breath', 'dear', 'smiled', 'yup', 'even', 'thixteen', 'yet', 'girl', 'go', 'doctor']",18
+now I falafel.,3v9nk6,52,I ate some bad Greek food,['falafel'],"['ate', 'bad', 'greek', 'food']","['falafel', 'ate', 'bad', 'greek', 'food']",5
+George Lucas.,496odh,52,"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?","['george', 'lucas']","['call', 'person', 'continues', 'touch', 'something', 'already', 'perfect', 'thus', 'ruining', 'whatever']","['george', 'lucas', 'call', 'person', 'continues', 'touch', 'something', 'already', 'perfect', 'thus', 'ruining', 'whatever']",12
+"Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.",3hfpn3,52,"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.","['neither', 'citizen', 'north', 'korea']","['really', 'like', 'ethnic', 'food', 'one', 'type', 'asian', 'cuisine', 'north', 'korean', 'food']","['neither', 'citizen', 'north', 'korea', 'really', 'like', 'ethnic', 'food', 'one', 'type', 'asian', 'cuisine', 'north', 'korean', 'food']",15
+Eileen Dover...,1dn41r,52,What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?,"['eileen', 'dover']","['call', 'woman', 'fell', 'cliff']","['eileen', 'dover', 'call', 'woman', 'fell', 'cliff']",6
+Cher if you agree.,30nsnt,52,It's ok to believe in life after love.,"['cher', 'agree']","['ok', 'believe', 'life', 'love']","['cher', 'agree', 'ok', 'believe', 'life', 'love']",6
+A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you.,4quutu,52,What is the difference between a politician and a mortician?,"['mortician', 'wait', 'dead', 'fuck']","['difference', 'politician', 'mortician']","['mortician', 'wait', 'dead', 'fuck', 'difference', 'politician', 'mortician']",7
+"Two soldiers are sat on top of a hill looking for targets. One says to the other
+
+""Hey bob, is that...is that a bacon tree?""
+
+""I don't know Jim, go have a look while I stay here and cover our backs""
+
+Jim goes for a closer look and Bob stays on the hill eating his lunch. After a while Jim returns with about ten arrows in his chest.
+
+""My god what happened? Was it a bacon tree?""
+
+""No Bob, turned out to be a ham bush""
+
+",4zkhkj,52,Bacon tree,"['two', 'soldier', 'sat', 'top', 'hill', 'looking', 'target', 'one', 'say', 'hey', 'bob', 'bacon', 'tree', 'know', 'jim', 'go', 'look', 'stay', 'cover', 'back', 'jim', 'go', 'closer', 'look', 'bob', 'stay', 'hill', 'eating', 'lunch', 'jim', 'return', 'ten', 'arrow', 'chest', 'god', 'happened', 'bacon', 'tree', 'bob', 'turned', 'ham', 'bush']","['bacon', 'tree']","['two', 'soldier', 'sat', 'top', 'hill', 'looking', 'target', 'one', 'say', 'hey', 'bob', 'bacon', 'tree', 'know', 'jim', 'go', 'look', 'stay', 'cover', 'back', 'jim', 'go', 'closer', 'look', 'bob', 'stay', 'hill', 'eating', 'lunch', 'jim', 'return', 'ten', 'arrow', 'chest', 'god', 'happened', 'bacon', 'tree', 'bob', 'turned', 'ham', 'bush', 'bacon', 'tree']",44
+Mi to sis ,5ruacq,52,What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?,"['mi', 'si']","['cell', 'say', 'sister', 'stepped', 'toe']","['mi', 'si', 'cell', 'say', 'sister', 'stepped', 'toe']",7
+"Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. 
+
+Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. 
+
+One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. 
+
+""Bob, Is that you?"" Earl asked. 
+
+""Of course it me,"" Bob replied. 
+
+""This is unbelievable!"" Earl exclaimed. ""So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"" 
+
+""Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"" 
+
+""Tell me the good news first."" 
+
+""Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."" 
+
+""Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"" 
+
+""You're pitching tomorrow night."" ",4yzmp5,52,Good news and bad news,"['two', 'buddy', 'bob', 'earl', 'two', 'biggest', 'baseball', 'fan', 'america', 'entire', 'adult', 'life', 'bob', 'earl', 'discussed', 'baseball', 'history', 'winter', 'pored', 'every', 'box', 'score', 'season', 'went', 'game', 'year', 'even', 'agreed', 'whoever', 'died', 'first', 'would', 'try', 'come', 'back', 'tell', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'one', 'summer', 'night', 'bob', 'passed', 'away', 'sleep', 'watching', 'yankee', 'victory', 'earlier', 'evening', 'died', 'happy', 'night', 'later', 'buddy', 'earl', 'awoke', 'sound', 'bob', 'voice', 'beyond', 'bob', 'earl', 'asked', 'course', 'bob', 'replied', 'unbelievable', 'earl', 'exclaimed', 'tell', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'well', 'good', 'news', 'bad', 'news', 'want', 'hear', 'first', 'tell', 'good', 'news', 'first', 'well', 'good', 'news', 'yes', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'earl', 'oh', 'wonderful', 'could', 'possibly', 'bad', 'news', 'pitching', 'tomorrow', 'night']","['good', 'news', 'bad', 'news']","['two', 'buddy', 'bob', 'earl', 'two', 'biggest', 'baseball', 'fan', 'america', 'entire', 'adult', 'life', 'bob', 'earl', 'discussed', 'baseball', 'history', 'winter', 'pored', 'every', 'box', 'score', 'season', 'went', 'game', 'year', 'even', 'agreed', 'whoever', 'died', 'first', 'would', 'try', 'come', 'back', 'tell', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'one', 'summer', 'night', 'bob', 'passed', 'away', 'sleep', 'watching', 'yankee', 'victory', 'earlier', 'evening', 'died', 'happy', 'night', 'later', 'buddy', 'earl', 'awoke', 'sound', 'bob', 'voice', 'beyond', 'bob', 'earl', 'asked', 'course', 'bob', 'replied', 'unbelievable', 'earl', 'exclaimed', 'tell', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'well', 'good', 'news', 'bad', 'news', 'want', 'hear', 'first', 'tell', 'good', 'news', 'first', 'well', 'good', 'news', 'yes', 'baseball', 'heaven', 'earl', 'oh', 'wonderful', 'could', 'possibly', 'bad', 'news', 'pitching', 'tomorrow', 'night', 'good', 'news', 'bad', 'news']",105
+It means I talk down to people.,3s0kv4,52,Some say I'm condescending,"['mean', 'talk', 'people']","['say', 'condescending']","['mean', 'talk', 'people', 'say', 'condescending']",5
+A man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the nuns had a stroke. The third couldn't reach. ,5t73qa,52,3 nuns are sitting on a bench.,"['man', 'trench', 'coat', 'walk', 'flash', 'nun', 'stroke', 'third', 'could', 'reach']","['nun', 'sitting', 'bench']","['man', 'trench', 'coat', 'walk', 'flash', 'nun', 'stroke', 'third', 'could', 'reach', 'nun', 'sitting', 'bench']",13
+" that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, ""If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"" Johnny says, ""None."" The teacher asks, ""Why?"" Johnny says, ""Because the shot scared them all off."" The teacher says, ""No, two, but I like how you're thinking."" Johnny asks the teacher, ""If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"" The teacher says, ""The one sucking her ice cream."" Johnny says, ""No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"" ",4sa6wu,52,A teacher is teaching a class and she sees,"['johnny', 'paying', 'attention', 'asks', 'three', 'duck', 'sitting', 'fence', 'shoot', 'one', 'many', 'left', 'johnny', 'say', 'none', 'teacher', 'asks', 'johnny', 'say', 'shot', 'scared', 'teacher', 'say', 'two', 'like', 'thinking', 'johnny', 'asks', 'teacher', 'see', 'three', 'woman', 'walking', 'ice', 'cream', 'parlor', 'one', 'licking', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'sucking', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'biting', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'married', 'teacher', 'say', 'one', 'sucking', 'ice', 'cream', 'johnny', 'say', 'one', 'wedding', 'ring', 'like', 'thinking']","['teacher', 'teaching', 'class', 'see']","['johnny', 'paying', 'attention', 'asks', 'three', 'duck', 'sitting', 'fence', 'shoot', 'one', 'many', 'left', 'johnny', 'say', 'none', 'teacher', 'asks', 'johnny', 'say', 'shot', 'scared', 'teacher', 'say', 'two', 'like', 'thinking', 'johnny', 'asks', 'teacher', 'see', 'three', 'woman', 'walking', 'ice', 'cream', 'parlor', 'one', 'licking', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'sucking', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'biting', 'ice', 'cream', 'one', 'married', 'teacher', 'say', 'one', 'sucking', 'ice', 'cream', 'johnny', 'say', 'one', 'wedding', 'ring', 'like', 'thinking', 'teacher', 'teaching', 'class', 'see']",67
+A: Santa stops after three hos. ,4kkl8b,52,Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?,"['santa', 'stop', 'three', 'ho']","['q', 'difference', 'tiger', 'wood', 'santa', 'claus']","['santa', 'stop', 'three', 'ho', 'q', 'difference', 'tiger', 'wood', 'santa', 'claus']",10
+"Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
+",28wr77,52,"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?","['stay', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog']","['dyslexic', 'agnostic', 'insomniac', 'time']","['stay', 'night', 'wondering', 'dog', 'dyslexic', 'agnostic', 'insomniac', 'time']",8
+So I just came in my pants.,37eg9j,52,I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting...,"['came', 'pant']","['know', 'wear', 'premature', 'ejaculator', 'meeting']","['came', 'pant', 'know', 'wear', 'premature', 'ejaculator', 'meeting']",7
+A salad shooter.,53cayz,52,What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?,"['salad', 'shooter']","['call', 'vegetarian', 'diarrhea']","['salad', 'shooter', 'call', 'vegetarian', 'diarrhea']",5
+"He said, ""I'm turning off the heating.""",4uww2i,52,My dad said something earlier that gave me chills.,"['said', 'turning', 'heating']","['dad', 'said', 'something', 'earlier', 'gave', 'chill']","['said', 'turning', 'heating', 'dad', 'said', 'something', 'earlier', 'gave', 'chill']",9
+They're always looking for Grant money.,2sbrum,52,Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?,"['always', 'looking', 'grant', 'money']","['pay', 'scientist', 'bill']","['always', 'looking', 'grant', 'money', 'pay', 'scientist', 'bill']",7
+"There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time.",4jp29h,52,I organized a threesome this past weekend.,"['couple', 'still', 'good', 'time']","['organized', 'threesome', 'past', 'weekend']","['couple', 'still', 'good', 'time', 'organized', 'threesome', 'past', 'weekend']",8
+I mean girl.,41as60,52,I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy.,"['mean', 'girl']","['suffered', 'identity', 'crisis', 'since', 'little', 'boy']","['mean', 'girl', 'suffered', 'identity', 'crisis', 'since', 'little', 'boy']",8
+"For their 50'th anniversary an industrial grade vaseline company decided to give away $10,000 in prizes to their customers with the most original use for their product. One particular couple stood out from the crowd by far:
+
+Couple: We use it when we have sex. It works amazing.
+
+Company: But this is an industrial lubricant. it can be harmful for your health.
+
+Couple: Oh no dear. We just smear the door knob to our room so the kids can't get in 
+
+Edit: Put $ sign in front of sum. also comma instead of full stop",3iyzwu,52,Vaseline,"['anniversary', 'industrial', 'grade', 'vaseline', 'company', 'decided', 'give', 'away', 'prize', 'customer', 'original', 'use', 'product', 'one', 'particular', 'couple', 'stood', 'crowd', 'far', 'couple', 'use', 'sex', 'work', 'amazing', 'company', 'industrial', 'lubricant', 'harmful', 'health', 'couple', 'oh', 'dear', 'smear', 'door', 'knob', 'room', 'kid', 'ca', 'get', 'edit', 'put', 'sign', 'front', 'sum', 'also', 'comma', 'instead', 'full', 'stop']",['vaseline'],"['anniversary', 'industrial', 'grade', 'vaseline', 'company', 'decided', 'give', 'away', 'prize', 'customer', 'original', 'use', 'product', 'one', 'particular', 'couple', 'stood', 'crowd', 'far', 'couple', 'use', 'sex', 'work', 'amazing', 'company', 'industrial', 'lubricant', 'harmful', 'health', 'couple', 'oh', 'dear', 'smear', 'door', 'knob', 'room', 'kid', 'ca', 'get', 'edit', 'put', 'sign', 'front', 'sum', 'also', 'comma', 'instead', 'full', 'stop', 'vaseline']",50
+He's a watch dog.,4869ur,52,"My neighbor named his dog ""Rolex""...","['watch', 'dog']","['neighbor', 'named', 'dog', 'rolex']","['watch', 'dog', 'neighbor', 'named', 'dog', 'rolex']",6
+Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan.,1n65ma,52,Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors?,"['would', 'chicken', 'sedan']","['chicken', 'coop', 'four', 'door']","['would', 'chicken', 'sedan', 'chicken', 'coop', 'four', 'door']",7
+"... and notices the bar has come under new management.  The bartender tells him that if he can complete three challenges, he will win as many drinks as he wants on the house for a year.  First, the customer must chug a gallon of tequila in under five minutes without making a face.  Then, he must pull out a live alligator's rotting tooth with his bare hands.  If he survives that, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, and he must make things right for her.  
+
+  At first, the customer declines, but after a few rounds of liquid courage, he changes his mind.  He grabs the tequila and pounds it in 30 seconds like a champ.  Manly tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he does not make a face.  Then, he stumbles into the room with the alligator and closes the door behind him.  The other people in the bar are gathered around, listening.  There seems to be a big struggle going on inside, but the customer manages to walk out bloody and bruised.  The people applaud him, and he seems to be extremely intoxicated now.  He blurts out in slurred speech, ""A'ight.  Now *hic*, wherzat chick who needed 'er teeth pulled?""",1h0hht,52,A regular customer at a bar sits down for a drink...,"['notice', 'bar', 'come', 'new', 'management', 'bartender', 'tell', 'complete', 'three', 'challenge', 'win', 'many', 'drink', 'want', 'house', 'year', 'first', 'customer', 'must', 'chug', 'gallon', 'tequila', 'five', 'minute', 'without', 'making', 'face', 'must', 'pull', 'live', 'alligator', 'rotting', 'tooth', 'bare', 'hand', 'survives', 'woman', 'upstairs', 'never', 'orgasm', 'must', 'make', 'thing', 'right', 'first', 'customer', 'decline', 'round', 'liquid', 'courage', 'change', 'mind', 'grab', 'tequila', 'pound', 'second', 'like', 'champ', 'manly', 'tear', 'streaming', 'cheek', 'make', 'face', 'stumble', 'room', 'alligator', 'close', 'door', 'behind', 'people', 'bar', 'gathered', 'around', 'listening', 'seems', 'big', 'struggle', 'going', 'inside', 'customer', 'manages', 'walk', 'bloody', 'bruised', 'people', 'applaud', 'seems', 'extremely', 'intoxicated', 'blurts', 'slurred', 'speech', 'hic', 'wherzat', 'chick', 'needed', 'teeth', 'pulled']","['regular', 'customer', 'bar', 'sits', 'drink']","['notice', 'bar', 'come', 'new', 'management', 'bartender', 'tell', 'complete', 'three', 'challenge', 'win', 'many', 'drink', 'want', 'house', 'year', 'first', 'customer', 'must', 'chug', 'gallon', 'tequila', 'five', 'minute', 'without', 'making', 'face', 'must', 'pull', 'live', 'alligator', 'rotting', 'tooth', 'bare', 'hand', 'survives', 'woman', 'upstairs', 'never', 'orgasm', 'must', 'make', 'thing', 'right', 'first', 'customer', 'decline', 'round', 'liquid', 'courage', 'change', 'mind', 'grab', 'tequila', 'pound', 'second', 'like', 'champ', 'manly', 'tear', 'streaming', 'cheek', 'make', 'face', 'stumble', 'room', 'alligator', 'close', 'door', 'behind', 'people', 'bar', 'gathered', 'around', 'listening', 'seems', 'big', 'struggle', 'going', 'inside', 'customer', 'manages', 'walk', 'bloody', 'bruised', 'people', 'applaud', 'seems', 'extremely', 'intoxicated', 'blurts', 'slurred', 'speech', 'hic', 'wherzat', 'chick', 'needed', 'teeth', 'pulled', 'regular', 'customer', 'bar', 'sits', 'drink']",104
+I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong,1artk5,52,Hear the one about the miscarriage?,"['overheard', 'yesterday', 'joke', 'funny', 'delivery', 'wrong']","['hear', 'one', 'miscarriage']","['overheard', 'yesterday', 'joke', 'funny', 'delivery', 'wrong', 'hear', 'one', 'miscarriage']",9
+"...and talks to the receptionist.
+After checking in their reservation, his family starts walking toward the elevator to unpack their luggage in their room. The man stays behind to ask a question.
+
+""Hey, is the porn here disabled?""
+
+Then receptionist looks appalled and harshly replies back.
+
+""It's just regular porn, you sick fuck!""",4kqy19,52,A man walks into a hotel with his family...,"['talk', 'receptionist', 'checking', 'reservation', 'family', 'start', 'walking', 'toward', 'elevator', 'unpack', 'luggage', 'room', 'man', 'stay', 'behind', 'ask', 'question', 'hey', 'porn', 'disabled', 'receptionist', 'look', 'appalled', 'harshly', 'reply', 'back', 'regular', 'porn', 'sick', 'fuck']","['man', 'walk', 'hotel', 'family']","['talk', 'receptionist', 'checking', 'reservation', 'family', 'start', 'walking', 'toward', 'elevator', 'unpack', 'luggage', 'room', 'man', 'stay', 'behind', 'ask', 'question', 'hey', 'porn', 'disabled', 'receptionist', 'look', 'appalled', 'harshly', 'reply', 'back', 'regular', 'porn', 'sick', 'fuck', 'man', 'walk', 'hotel', 'family']",34
+"A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
+",2ngh1i,52,How can you lift an elephant with one hand?,"['problem', 'since', 'never', 'find', 'elephant', 'one', 'hand']","['lift', 'elephant', 'one', 'hand']","['problem', 'since', 'never', 'find', 'elephant', 'one', 'hand', 'lift', 'elephant', 'one', 'hand']",11
+"Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.",25iug8,52,How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?,"['two', 'going', 'need', 'lot', 'patience', 'light', 'bulb']","['many', 'brick', 'need', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['two', 'going', 'need', 'lot', 'patience', 'light', 'bulb', 'many', 'brick', 'need', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",12
+.. in some people's eyes.,5s0cvt,52,Throwing acid is wrong..,"['people', 'eye']","['throwing', 'acid', 'wrong']","['people', 'eye', 'throwing', 'acid', 'wrong']",5
+A peter parker.,2ouqev,52,What do you call Mary Janes vagina?,"['peter', 'parker']","['call', 'mary', 'janes', 'vagina']","['peter', 'parker', 'call', 'mary', 'janes', 'vagina']",6
+"I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off.",3iyzae,52,"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers""","['said', 'scissors', 'win', 'drove']","['cop', 'pulled', 'said', 'paper']","['said', 'scissors', 'win', 'drove', 'cop', 'pulled', 'said', 'paper']",8
+"A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. 
+
+The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. 
+
+She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. 
+
+The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
+
+Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''",4u0409,52,Yet another blonde joke....,"['young', 'blonde', 'woman', 'distraught', 'fear', 'husband', 'affair', 'go', 'gun', 'shop', 'buy', 'handgun', 'next', 'day', 'come', 'home', 'find', 'husband', 'bed', 'beautiful', 'redhead', 'grab', 'gun', 'hold', 'head', 'husband', 'jump', 'bed', 'begging', 'pleading', 'shoot', 'hysterically', 'blonde', 'responds', 'husband', 'shut', 'next']","['yet', 'another', 'blonde', 'joke']","['young', 'blonde', 'woman', 'distraught', 'fear', 'husband', 'affair', 'go', 'gun', 'shop', 'buy', 'handgun', 'next', 'day', 'come', 'home', 'find', 'husband', 'bed', 'beautiful', 'redhead', 'grab', 'gun', 'hold', 'head', 'husband', 'jump', 'bed', 'begging', 'pleading', 'shoot', 'hysterically', 'blonde', 'responds', 'husband', 'shut', 'next', 'yet', 'another', 'blonde', 'joke']",41
+Mitosis ,21lo54,52,What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?,['mitosis'],"['one', 'cell', 'say', 'sister', 'stepped', 'toe']","['mitosis', 'one', 'cell', 'say', 'sister', 'stepped', 'toe']",7
+It saw the salad dressing.,4x4is3,52,Why did the tomato turn red,"['saw', 'salad', 'dressing']","['tomato', 'turn', 'red']","['saw', 'salad', 'dressing', 'tomato', 'turn', 'red']",6
+"He uses Hare Spray...
+
+(Ill see myself out)",4bzere,52,How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?,"['us', 'hare', 'spray', 'ill', 'see']","['easter', 'bunny', 'keep', 'ear', 'standing', 'straight']","['us', 'hare', 'spray', 'ill', 'see', 'easter', 'bunny', 'keep', 'ear', 'standing', 'straight']",11
+^ Came up with this while trying to think of witty opening lines for tinder. It didn't make the cut. Thought Reddit might like it though. ,4ux5r3,52,I hope you don't like self-deprecating humor. I'm terrible at it.,"['came', 'trying', 'think', 'witty', 'opening', 'line', 'tinder', 'make', 'cut', 'thought', 'reddit', 'might', 'like', 'though']","['hope', 'like', 'humor', 'terrible']","['came', 'trying', 'think', 'witty', 'opening', 'line', 'tinder', 'make', 'cut', 'thought', 'reddit', 'might', 'like', 'though', 'hope', 'like', 'humor', 'terrible']",18
+"Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, ""I got me some chickens for dinner tonight.""  The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack. ""Well, I'll tell you,"" replies the first redneck, ""If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you.""",4xm59t,52,A sack full of chickens,"['two', 'redneck', 'walk', 'dirt', 'path', 'one', 'man', 'big', 'sack', 'shoulder', 'man', 'asks', 'sack', 'first', 'man', 'say', 'got', 'chicken', 'dinner', 'tonight', 'man', 'asks', 'many', 'chicken', 'sack', 'well', 'tell', 'reply', 'first', 'redneck', 'guess', 'many', 'chicken', 'got', 'sack', 'give']","['sack', 'full', 'chicken']","['two', 'redneck', 'walk', 'dirt', 'path', 'one', 'man', 'big', 'sack', 'shoulder', 'man', 'asks', 'sack', 'first', 'man', 'say', 'got', 'chicken', 'dinner', 'tonight', 'man', 'asks', 'many', 'chicken', 'sack', 'well', 'tell', 'reply', 'first', 'redneck', 'guess', 'many', 'chicken', 'got', 'sack', 'give', 'sack', 'full', 'chicken']",39
+"The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts.""",1yagfb,52,A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body,"['psychiatrist', 'say', 'clearly', 'see', 'nut']","['man', 'visit', 'psychiatrist', 'wearing', 'cellophane', 'wrapped', 'around', 'body']","['psychiatrist', 'say', 'clearly', 'see', 'nut', 'man', 'visit', 'psychiatrist', 'wearing', 'cellophane', 'wrapped', 'around', 'body']",13
+But I've now been clean for over a year,2z3vcu,52,I used to have an addiction to dirt,"['clean', 'year']","['used', 'addiction', 'dirt']","['clean', 'year', 'used', 'addiction', 'dirt']",5
+"Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
+
+Husband says: ""Looks like he's still fucking celebrating!""",4180bn,52,Husband joke,"['husband', 'take', 'wife', 'disco', 'guy', 'dance', 'floor', 'giving', 'large', 'break', 'dancing', 'moonwalking', 'back', 'flip', 'work', 'wife', 'turn', 'husband', 'say', 'see', 'guy', 'year', 'ago', 'proposed', 'turned', 'husband', 'say', 'look', 'like', 'still', 'fucking', 'celebrating']","['husband', 'joke']","['husband', 'take', 'wife', 'disco', 'guy', 'dance', 'floor', 'giving', 'large', 'break', 'dancing', 'moonwalking', 'back', 'flip', 'work', 'wife', 'turn', 'husband', 'say', 'see', 'guy', 'year', 'ago', 'proposed', 'turned', 'husband', 'say', 'look', 'like', 'still', 'fucking', 'celebrating', 'husband', 'joke']",34
+She's basic but can't even.,3papfw,52,My sister is a 13 on the pH scale.,"['basic', 'ca', 'even']","['sister', 'ph', 'scale']","['basic', 'ca', 'even', 'sister', 'ph', 'scale']",6
+Harambae,51d06n,52,What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?,['harambae'],"['call', 'muslim', 'man', 'fifth', 'wife']","['harambae', 'call', 'muslim', 'man', 'fifth', 'wife']",6
+We don't deliver.,303bva,52,"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster""",['deliver'],"['started', 'poster', 'design', 'company', 'called', 'original', 'poster']","['deliver', 'started', 'poster', 'design', 'company', 'called', 'original', 'poster']",8
+"One day in hell the devil gets bored, so he decides to try something new. He takes three men who just arrived, and tells them ""I'm going to lock you three in separate rooms for 10000 years, you all get to choose one thing to have an unlimited amount of in your room. So what will it be?"" A little puzzled the first man steps forward and says ""I want to be locked away with the best and most beautiful women."" The devil nods his head and sends him to his new room. The second man steps forward and says ""I want to be locked away with the best gourmet food"".
+The devil nods his head and sends him to his new room. The last man steps forward and says ""I want to be locked away with the best marijuana money can buy"" The devil nods and sends him to his new room. 5000 years go by and the devil being busy had forgotten about his three experiments so he decides to check in on them. He goes to the first mans room opens the door and sees the man sitting on the floor exhausted with babies everywhere and the women yelling at him. He smiles and continues to the second mans room, he opens the door and sees  a bulbous man laying on the floor still stuffing his face with feces everywhere. He chuckles a bit and heads to the third mans room, he walks over opens the door and as soon he does he hears the man cry out ""Hey man! You got a lighter?"".",2x9dlj,52,3 men in hell,"['one', 'day', 'hell', 'devil', 'get', 'bored', 'decides', 'try', 'something', 'new', 'take', 'three', 'men', 'arrived', 'tell', 'going', 'lock', 'three', 'separate', 'room', 'year', 'get', 'choose', 'one', 'thing', 'unlimited', 'amount', 'room', 'little', 'puzzled', 'first', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'devil', 'nod', 'head', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'second', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'gourmet', 'food', 'devil', 'nod', 'head', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'last', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'marijuana', 'money', 'buy', 'devil', 'nod', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'year', 'go', 'devil', 'busy', 'forgotten', 'three', 'experiment', 'decides', 'check', 'go', 'first', 'man', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'man', 'sitting', 'floor', 'exhausted', 'baby', 'everywhere', 'woman', 'yelling', 'smile', 'continues', 'second', 'man', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'bulbous', 'man', 'laying', 'floor', 'still', 'stuffing', 'face', 'feces', 'everywhere', 'chuckle', 'bit', 'head', 'third', 'man', 'room', 'walk', 'open', 'door', 'soon', 'hears', 'man', 'cry', 'hey', 'man', 'got', 'lighter']","['men', 'hell']","['one', 'day', 'hell', 'devil', 'get', 'bored', 'decides', 'try', 'something', 'new', 'take', 'three', 'men', 'arrived', 'tell', 'going', 'lock', 'three', 'separate', 'room', 'year', 'get', 'choose', 'one', 'thing', 'unlimited', 'amount', 'room', 'little', 'puzzled', 'first', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'devil', 'nod', 'head', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'second', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'gourmet', 'food', 'devil', 'nod', 'head', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'last', 'man', 'step', 'forward', 'say', 'want', 'locked', 'away', 'best', 'marijuana', 'money', 'buy', 'devil', 'nod', 'sends', 'new', 'room', 'year', 'go', 'devil', 'busy', 'forgotten', 'three', 'experiment', 'decides', 'check', 'go', 'first', 'man', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'man', 'sitting', 'floor', 'exhausted', 'baby', 'everywhere', 'woman', 'yelling', 'smile', 'continues', 'second', 'man', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'bulbous', 'man', 'laying', 'floor', 'still', 'stuffing', 'face', 'feces', 'everywhere', 'chuckle', 'bit', 'head', 'third', 'man', 'room', 'walk', 'open', 'door', 'soon', 'hears', 'man', 'cry', 'hey', 'man', 'got', 'lighter', 'men', 'hell']",141
+"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""
+",3vegx3,52,Jimmy Answer to his Teacher,"['teacher', 'asked', 'jimmy', 'cat', 'school', 'today', 'jimmy', 'jimmy', 'replied', 'cry', 'heard', 'daddy', 'tell', 'mommy', 'going', 'eat', 'p', 'ssy', 'jimmy', 'leaf', 'school', 'today']","['jimmy', 'answer', 'teacher']","['teacher', 'asked', 'jimmy', 'cat', 'school', 'today', 'jimmy', 'jimmy', 'replied', 'cry', 'heard', 'daddy', 'tell', 'mommy', 'going', 'eat', 'p', 'ssy', 'jimmy', 'leaf', 'school', 'today', 'jimmy', 'answer', 'teacher']",25
+"A small plank of wood goes to Watch a baseball game. For the first few innings, the plank is super into it. But by the seventh inning, its interest starts to fade. 
+
+A man nearby notices the fading enjoyment and starts up a conversation. 
+
+""Hey man, how you liking the game?"" He asks. 
+
+""I really like it. I think it's pretty cool"" the small plank replies. 
+
+""Really,"" says the man, ""cuz it seems to me like you're a little board.""",3l98so,52,Plank goes to a ball game,"['small', 'plank', 'wood', 'go', 'watch', 'baseball', 'game', 'first', 'inning', 'plank', 'super', 'seventh', 'inning', 'interest', 'start', 'fade', 'man', 'nearby', 'notice', 'fading', 'enjoyment', 'start', 'conversation', 'hey', 'man', 'liking', 'game', 'asks', 'really', 'like', 'think', 'pretty', 'cool', 'small', 'plank', 'reply', 'really', 'say', 'man', 'cuz', 'seems', 'like', 'little', 'board']","['plank', 'go', 'ball', 'game']","['small', 'plank', 'wood', 'go', 'watch', 'baseball', 'game', 'first', 'inning', 'plank', 'super', 'seventh', 'inning', 'interest', 'start', 'fade', 'man', 'nearby', 'notice', 'fading', 'enjoyment', 'start', 'conversation', 'hey', 'man', 'liking', 'game', 'asks', 'really', 'like', 'think', 'pretty', 'cool', 'small', 'plank', 'reply', 'really', 'say', 'man', 'cuz', 'seems', 'like', 'little', 'board', 'plank', 'go', 'ball', 'game']",48
+"Lady: We're going to the states for a few days.
+
+Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
+
+Lady: Why not?
+
+Oldman: It's full of Americans.",29f5mt,52,Heard this while at a Canadian airport.,"['lady', 'going', 'state', 'day', 'oldman', 'would', 'lady', 'oldman', 'full', 'american']","['heard', 'canadian', 'airport']","['lady', 'going', 'state', 'day', 'oldman', 'would', 'lady', 'oldman', 'full', 'american', 'heard', 'canadian', 'airport']",13
+"There's kids passed out in their clothes everywhere, it smells like piss and vomit, there's kids with magic marker all over their faces, and the girls walk around lifting their shirts up.",1sw95r,52,Daycare is a lot like a frat house...,"['kid', 'passed', 'clothes', 'everywhere', 'smell', 'like', 'piss', 'vomit', 'kid', 'magic', 'marker', 'face', 'girl', 'walk', 'around', 'lifting', 'shirt']","['daycare', 'lot', 'like', 'frat', 'house']","['kid', 'passed', 'clothes', 'everywhere', 'smell', 'like', 'piss', 'vomit', 'kid', 'magic', 'marker', 'face', 'girl', 'walk', 'around', 'lifting', 'shirt', 'daycare', 'lot', 'like', 'frat', 'house']",22
+"There once was a family that owned a milk cow. This milk cow was quite amazing, because with all of the extra milk the cow produced the family was able to sell all of the excess and live quite well.
+
+One day, the father of the family went outside to milk the cow. But something was wrong, it was dead. The father panicked realizing he had just lost his best source of income. With his poor coping skills, he decided to kill himself.
+
+The mother of the house was worried that her husband was out in the bar for so long, so she decided to check in on him. As would be expected, she found him hanging from the rafters in the barn. Now, she really had something to be upset about, and she to killed herself.
+
+Later that day, the eldest son of the family came out to the barn, and found his mother and father dead. He was quite upset. But then he saw something, a leprechaun. Not just any leprechaun, a female leprechaun.
+
+The leprechaun said to the son, ""Oh boy, it looks like your having a bad day!""
+
+""No shit..."" Said the son.
+
+""What if I were to tell you I could help you... Ah, just listen. If you are able to make love to me 10 times in a row with out stopping, I will bring everyone back to life, even the milk cow. But If you can't, I'll kill you,"" Said the leprechaun.
+
+The son stood there for a moment, and then he said ""Well, I was going to kill my self, so I guess I will give it a shot.""
+
+He didn't make it, after three times he fell asleep, and didn't wake up.
+
+The middle son of the family came outside, and found his dead family, as well as the leprechaun.
+
+The leprechaun, said to him, ""Ah, It looks like your having a bad day. I will tell you what, if you can make love to me ten times in a row, without stopping,  I will bring everyone back to life, even the milk cow, If you can't, I will kill you.""
+
+The middle son said, ""Sure, why not! I haven't been laid for quite a while."" 
+
+The middle son made it about six times in a row, but was unable to continue.
+
+Soon enough, the youngest son came outside, and found that everyone in his family was dead. He also found the leprechaun.
+
+She offered him the same as his brothers.
+
+And he said, "" But what if I can fuck you fifteen times in a row?""
+
+The leprechaun was shocked, she wasn't used to being asked questions. And then she said, "" I will bring all of your family back to life, as well as the milk cow, and where your tiny hovel is, will be a new mansion!""
+
+Then the son said, ""What if I can fuck you... twenty times in a rows?""
+
+The leprechaun laughed at the ludicrous idea and said. ""Then I will throw in my pot of gold""
+
+The son said to her, ""But, what is going to keep you from dying after I fuck you twenty time in a row?""
+
+""Why do you ask me that"""" Said the leprechaun.
+
+And then the son said, ""The milk cow did.""",26b9nv,52,The Milk Cow,"['family', 'owned', 'milk', 'cow', 'milk', 'cow', 'quite', 'amazing', 'extra', 'milk', 'cow', 'produced', 'family', 'able', 'sell', 'excess', 'live', 'quite', 'well', 'one', 'day', 'father', 'family', 'went', 'outside', 'milk', 'cow', 'something', 'wrong', 'dead', 'father', 'panicked', 'realizing', 'lost', 'best', 'source', 'income', 'poor', 'coping', 'skill', 'decided', 'kill', 'mother', 'house', 'worried', 'husband', 'bar', 'long', 'decided', 'check', 'would', 'expected', 'found', 'hanging', 'rafter', 'barn', 'really', 'something', 'upset', 'killed', 'later', 'day', 'eldest', 'son', 'family', 'came', 'barn', 'found', 'mother', 'father', 'dead', 'quite', 'upset', 'saw', 'something', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'female', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'said', 'son', 'oh', 'boy', 'look', 'like', 'bad', 'day', 'shit', 'said', 'son', 'tell', 'could', 'help', 'ah', 'listen', 'able', 'make', 'love', 'time', 'row', 'stopping', 'bring', 'everyone', 'back', 'life', 'even', 'milk', 'cow', 'ca', 'kill', 'said', 'leprechaun', 'son', 'stood', 'moment', 'said', 'well', 'going', 'kill', 'self', 'guess', 'give', 'shot', 'make', 'three', 'time', 'fell', 'asleep', 'wake', 'middle', 'son', 'family', 'came', 'outside', 'found', 'dead', 'family', 'well', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'said', 'ah', 'look', 'like', 'bad', 'day', 'tell', 'make', 'love', 'ten', 'time', 'row', 'without', 'stopping', 'bring', 'everyone', 'back', 'life', 'even', 'milk', 'cow', 'ca', 'kill', 'middle', 'son', 'said', 'sure', 'laid', 'quite', 'middle', 'son', 'made', 'six', 'time', 'row', 'unable', 'continue', 'soon', 'enough', 'youngest', 'son', 'came', 'outside', 'found', 'everyone', 'family', 'dead', 'also', 'found', 'leprechaun', 'offered', 'brother', 'said', 'fuck', 'fifteen', 'time', 'row', 'leprechaun', 'shocked', 'used', 'asked', 'question', 'said', 'bring', 'family', 'back', 'life', 'well', 'milk', 'cow', 'tiny', 'hovel', 'new', 'mansion', 'son', 'said', 'fuck', 'twenty', 'time', 'row', 'leprechaun', 'laughed', 'ludicrous', 'idea', 'said', 'throw', 'pot', 'gold', 'son', 'said', 'going', 'keep', 'dying', 'fuck', 'twenty', 'time', 'row', 'ask', 'said', 'leprechaun', 'son', 'said', 'milk', 'cow']","['milk', 'cow']","['family', 'owned', 'milk', 'cow', 'milk', 'cow', 'quite', 'amazing', 'extra', 'milk', 'cow', 'produced', 'family', 'able', 'sell', 'excess', 'live', 'quite', 'well', 'one', 'day', 'father', 'family', 'went', 'outside', 'milk', 'cow', 'something', 'wrong', 'dead', 'father', 'panicked', 'realizing', 'lost', 'best', 'source', 'income', 'poor', 'coping', 'skill', 'decided', 'kill', 'mother', 'house', 'worried', 'husband', 'bar', 'long', 'decided', 'check', 'would', 'expected', 'found', 'hanging', 'rafter', 'barn', 'really', 'something', 'upset', 'killed', 'later', 'day', 'eldest', 'son', 'family', 'came', 'barn', 'found', 'mother', 'father', 'dead', 'quite', 'upset', 'saw', 'something', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'female', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'said', 'son', 'oh', 'boy', 'look', 'like', 'bad', 'day', 'shit', 'said', 'son', 'tell', 'could', 'help', 'ah', 'listen', 'able', 'make', 'love', 'time', 'row', 'stopping', 'bring', 'everyone', 'back', 'life', 'even', 'milk', 'cow', 'ca', 'kill', 'said', 'leprechaun', 'son', 'stood', 'moment', 'said', 'well', 'going', 'kill', 'self', 'guess', 'give', 'shot', 'make', 'three', 'time', 'fell', 'asleep', 'wake', 'middle', 'son', 'family', 'came', 'outside', 'found', 'dead', 'family', 'well', 'leprechaun', 'leprechaun', 'said', 'ah', 'look', 'like', 'bad', 'day', 'tell', 'make', 'love', 'ten', 'time', 'row', 'without', 'stopping', 'bring', 'everyone', 'back', 'life', 'even', 'milk', 'cow', 'ca', 'kill', 'middle', 'son', 'said', 'sure', 'laid', 'quite', 'middle', 'son', 'made', 'six', 'time', 'row', 'unable', 'continue', 'soon', 'enough', 'youngest', 'son', 'came', 'outside', 'found', 'everyone', 'family', 'dead', 'also', 'found', 'leprechaun', 'offered', 'brother', 'said', 'fuck', 'fifteen', 'time', 'row', 'leprechaun', 'shocked', 'used', 'asked', 'question', 'said', 'bring', 'family', 'back', 'life', 'well', 'milk', 'cow', 'tiny', 'hovel', 'new', 'mansion', 'son', 'said', 'fuck', 'twenty', 'time', 'row', 'leprechaun', 'laughed', 'ludicrous', 'idea', 'said', 'throw', 'pot', 'gold', 'son', 'said', 'going', 'keep', 'dying', 'fuck', 'twenty', 'time', 'row', 'ask', 'said', 'leprechaun', 'son', 'said', 'milk', 'cow', 'milk', 'cow']",247
+Cause I just bombed this physics test.,350r32,52,ISIS is knocking on my door recruiting...,"['cause', 'bombed', 'physic', 'test']","['isi', 'knocking', 'door', 'recruiting']","['cause', 'bombed', 'physic', 'test', 'isi', 'knocking', 'door', 'recruiting']",8
+He had forgotten to take them.,1pvviy,52,Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine?,"['forgotten', 'take']","['hear', 'guy', 'homeopathic', 'medicine']","['forgotten', 'take', 'hear', 'guy', 'homeopathic', 'medicine']",6
+"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose....
+
+No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.",2wyjb1,52,So I lost my watch once...,"['lost', 'watch', 'party', 'saw', 'guy', 'stepping', 'sexually', 'harassing', 'girl', 'walked', 'dude', 'punched', 'straight', 'nose', 'one', 'girl', 'watch']","['lost', 'watch']","['lost', 'watch', 'party', 'saw', 'guy', 'stepping', 'sexually', 'harassing', 'girl', 'walked', 'dude', 'punched', 'straight', 'nose', 'one', 'girl', 'watch', 'lost', 'watch']",19
+So deaf people can enjoy them too.,4gj9iy,52,Why do farts smell?,"['deaf', 'people', 'enjoy']","['fart', 'smell']","['deaf', 'people', 'enjoy', 'fart', 'smell']",5
+"""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps",3flg2x,52,the Bible says,"['man', 'lay', 'another', 'man', 'stoned', 'experience', 'help']","['bible', 'say']","['man', 'lay', 'another', 'man', 'stoned', 'experience', 'help', 'bible', 'say']",9
+"A gay guy walking down the street, really down in the dumps over his sex life, overhears a bum in an alley say to another bum ""whenever I get good and drunk, I can't remember a thing. I mean, it doesn't even take much and I am just out cold, dead to the world"". 
+Upon hearing this, the gay guy gets an idea. He leaves 10 dollars in the homeless man's cup and walks away. Now this guy hadn't seen so much as a dollar in weeks so the first thing he does is go to the corner store and buys a bottle of wine.  He slams it down, and passes out in his alley. The gay guy, waiting for this, jumps at the chance to release a little sexual frustration and just goes to town on this guy. Come to find out, it's the best sex he's ever had. So he finishes, leaves 20 dollars in the mans cup and heads home. 
+The homeless guy wakes up with no recollection of the evening and 20 dollars in his cup. Ecstatic, he goes and buys 20 dollars worth of wine. Once again, he passes out and the gay guy swings by to get his rocks off. 
+This continues for a few days until he's leaving 100 dollars in the cup when he leaves.  The homeless man heads to the corner store again and slams 100 dollars down on the table. The clerk says ""100 dollars worth of wine, coming right up"". Homeless guy says ""no, no, no, lemme get a 100 dollars worth of whiskey. I don't know what's up with that wine you sell here, but goddamn it makes my ass hurt.""",1l2rgf,52,Bum wine,"['gay', 'guy', 'walking', 'street', 'really', 'dump', 'sex', 'life', 'overhears', 'bum', 'alley', 'say', 'another', 'bum', 'whenever', 'get', 'good', 'drunk', 'ca', 'remember', 'thing', 'mean', 'even', 'take', 'much', 'cold', 'dead', 'world', 'upon', 'hearing', 'gay', 'guy', 'get', 'idea', 'leaf', 'dollar', 'homeless', 'man', 'cup', 'walk', 'away', 'guy', 'seen', 'much', 'dollar', 'week', 'first', 'thing', 'go', 'corner', 'store', 'buy', 'bottle', 'wine', 'slam', 'pass', 'alley', 'gay', 'guy', 'waiting', 'jump', 'chance', 'release', 'little', 'sexual', 'frustration', 'go', 'town', 'guy', 'come', 'find', 'best', 'sex', 'ever', 'finish', 'leaf', 'dollar', 'man', 'cup', 'head', 'home', 'homeless', 'guy', 'wake', 'recollection', 'evening', 'dollar', 'cup', 'ecstatic', 'go', 'buy', 'dollar', 'worth', 'wine', 'pass', 'gay', 'guy', 'swing', 'get', 'rock', 'continues', 'day', 'leaving', 'dollar', 'cup', 'leaf', 'homeless', 'man', 'head', 'corner', 'store', 'slam', 'dollar', 'table', 'clerk', 'say', 'dollar', 'worth', 'wine', 'coming', 'right', 'homeless', 'guy', 'say', 'lem', 'get', 'dollar', 'worth', 'whiskey', 'know', 'wine', 'sell', 'goddamn', 'make', 'as', 'hurt']","['bum', 'wine']","['gay', 'guy', 'walking', 'street', 'really', 'dump', 'sex', 'life', 'overhears', 'bum', 'alley', 'say', 'another', 'bum', 'whenever', 'get', 'good', 'drunk', 'ca', 'remember', 'thing', 'mean', 'even', 'take', 'much', 'cold', 'dead', 'world', 'upon', 'hearing', 'gay', 'guy', 'get', 'idea', 'leaf', 'dollar', 'homeless', 'man', 'cup', 'walk', 'away', 'guy', 'seen', 'much', 'dollar', 'week', 'first', 'thing', 'go', 'corner', 'store', 'buy', 'bottle', 'wine', 'slam', 'pass', 'alley', 'gay', 'guy', 'waiting', 'jump', 'chance', 'release', 'little', 'sexual', 'frustration', 'go', 'town', 'guy', 'come', 'find', 'best', 'sex', 'ever', 'finish', 'leaf', 'dollar', 'man', 'cup', 'head', 'home', 'homeless', 'guy', 'wake', 'recollection', 'evening', 'dollar', 'cup', 'ecstatic', 'go', 'buy', 'dollar', 'worth', 'wine', 'pass', 'gay', 'guy', 'swing', 'get', 'rock', 'continues', 'day', 'leaving', 'dollar', 'cup', 'leaf', 'homeless', 'man', 'head', 'corner', 'store', 'slam', 'dollar', 'table', 'clerk', 'say', 'dollar', 'worth', 'wine', 'coming', 'right', 'homeless', 'guy', 'say', 'lem', 'get', 'dollar', 'worth', 'whiskey', 'know', 'wine', 'sell', 'goddamn', 'make', 'as', 'hurt', 'bum', 'wine']",138
+"""I need to close up this wound, doc"", says the man, ""but I can't afford for you to do it, so can you just give me the needle and thread so I can do it myself?""
+
+The doctor says; ""sure, suture self""",1rjkdw,52,A man walks into a doctor's office with a very deep cut.,"['need', 'close', 'wound', 'doc', 'say', 'man', 'ca', 'afford', 'give', 'needle', 'thread', 'doctor', 'say', 'sure', 'suture', 'self']","['man', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'deep', 'cut']","['need', 'close', 'wound', 'doc', 'say', 'man', 'ca', 'afford', 'give', 'needle', 'thread', 'doctor', 'say', 'sure', 'suture', 'self', 'man', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'deep', 'cut']",22
+Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman? ,4d8w6e,52,"If ""you are what you eat""","['cannibalism', 'considered', 'inhuman']",['eat'],"['cannibalism', 'considered', 'inhuman', 'eat']",4
+A meowtain.,2ez6kf,52,What do you call a big pile of kittens?,['meowtain'],"['call', 'big', 'pile', 'kitten']","['meowtain', 'call', 'big', 'pile', 'kitten']",5
+He's super clingy.,1jfmra,52,Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?,"['super', 'clingy']","['bad', 'boyfriend']","['super', 'clingy', 'bad', 'boyfriend']",4
+Because freedom rings.,3yl0mp,52,Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?,"['freedom', 'ring']","['knock', 'knock', 'joke', 'america']","['freedom', 'ring', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke', 'america']",6
+It's White and all over his land.,2x7vl4,52,Why does the Indian chief hate snow?,"['white', 'land']","['indian', 'chief', 'hate', 'snow']","['white', 'land', 'indian', 'chief', 'hate', 'snow']",6
+"In the Spaghetto.
+
+
+
+(I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)",4l0ml6,52,Where do poor meatballs live?,"['spaghetto', 'seen', 'reddit', 'one', 'time', 'favorite', 'though']","['poor', 'meatball', 'live']","['spaghetto', 'seen', 'reddit', 'one', 'time', 'favorite', 'though', 'poor', 'meatball', 'live']",10
+Cuz you've denied me three times already.,4k42ge,52,"Girl, you must be Saint Peter...","['cuz', 'denied', 'three', 'time', 'already']","['girl', 'must', 'saint', 'peter']","['cuz', 'denied', 'three', 'time', 'already', 'girl', 'must', 'saint', 'peter']",9
+So he moved.,4ptl0p,52,A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home.,['moved'],"['man', 'heard', 'car', 'accident', 'happen', 'within', 'km', 'home']","['moved', 'man', 'heard', 'car', 'accident', 'happen', 'within', 'km', 'home']",9
+"His wife said: ""Go get a jug of milk. If they have eggs, buy a dozen"". Later, his wife said: ""Why did you come back with a dozen jugs of milk?"" The logician said: ""They had eggs.""
+
+EDIT: I also don't know whether the logician should have 12 or 13 jugs of milk. Way too damn ambiguous.",4o0fbs,52,A logician is asked to go to get groceries.,"['wife', 'said', 'go', 'get', 'jug', 'milk', 'egg', 'buy', 'dozen', 'later', 'wife', 'said', 'come', 'back', 'dozen', 'jug', 'milk', 'logician', 'said', 'egg', 'edit', 'also', 'know', 'whether', 'logician', 'jug', 'milk', 'way', 'damn', 'ambiguous']","['logician', 'asked', 'go', 'get', 'grocery']","['wife', 'said', 'go', 'get', 'jug', 'milk', 'egg', 'buy', 'dozen', 'later', 'wife', 'said', 'come', 'back', 'dozen', 'jug', 'milk', 'logician', 'said', 'egg', 'edit', 'also', 'know', 'whether', 'logician', 'jug', 'milk', 'way', 'damn', 'ambiguous', 'logician', 'asked', 'go', 'get', 'grocery']",35
+"and asks the clerk, ""do you have the new book by Donald Trump about deporting all the Muslims in the U.S.?"" 
+
+Stunned, the clerk responds, ""are you kidding me? Get the hell out of here!""
+
+""That's it! Do you have it in paperpack?""",3ugtg9,52,A guy walks into a bookstore...,"['asks', 'clerk', 'new', 'book', 'donald', 'trump', 'deporting', 'muslim', 'stunned', 'clerk', 'responds', 'kidding', 'get', 'hell', 'paperpack']","['guy', 'walk', 'bookstore']","['asks', 'clerk', 'new', 'book', 'donald', 'trump', 'deporting', 'muslim', 'stunned', 'clerk', 'responds', 'kidding', 'get', 'hell', 'paperpack', 'guy', 'walk', 'bookstore']",18
+"Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
+ 
+As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
+ 
+He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
+ 
+As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
+ 
+I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.  There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
+ 
+I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
+ 
+The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
+ 
+And as I played ""Amazing Grace"", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.   When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
+ 
+As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, . . .
+ 
+""I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.""",4oznap,52,Time is like a river.,"['time', 'like', 'river', 'touch', 'water', 'twice', 'flow', 'passed', 'never', 'pas', 'enjoy', 'every', 'moment', 'life', 'bagpiper', 'play', 'many', 'gig', 'recently', 'asked', 'funeral', 'director', 'play', 'graveside', 'service', 'homeless', 'man', 'family', 'friend', 'service', 'pauper', 'cemetery', 'nova', 'scotia', 'back', 'country', 'familiar', 'backwoods', 'got', 'lost', 'typical', 'man', 'stop', 'direction', 'finally', 'arrived', 'hour', 'late', 'saw', 'funeral', 'guy', 'evidently', 'gone', 'hearse', 'nowhere', 'sight', 'digger', 'crew', 'left', 'eating', 'lunch', 'felt', 'badly', 'apologized', 'men', 'late', 'went', 'side', 'grave', 'looked', 'vault', 'lid', 'already', 'place', 'know', 'else', 'started', 'play', 'worker', 'put', 'lunch', 'began', 'gather', 'around', 'played', 'heart', 'soul', 'man', 'family', 'friend', 'played', 'like', 'never', 'played', 'homeless', 'man', 'played', 'amazing', 'grace', 'worker', 'began', 'weep', 'wept', 'wept', 'wept', 'together', 'finished', 'packed', 'bagpipe', 'started', 'car', 'though', 'head', 'hung', 'low', 'heart', 'full', 'opened', 'door', 'car', 'heard', 'one', 'worker', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'anything', 'like', 'putting', 'septic', 'tank', 'twenty', 'year']","['time', 'like', 'river']","['time', 'like', 'river', 'touch', 'water', 'twice', 'flow', 'passed', 'never', 'pas', 'enjoy', 'every', 'moment', 'life', 'bagpiper', 'play', 'many', 'gig', 'recently', 'asked', 'funeral', 'director', 'play', 'graveside', 'service', 'homeless', 'man', 'family', 'friend', 'service', 'pauper', 'cemetery', 'nova', 'scotia', 'back', 'country', 'familiar', 'backwoods', 'got', 'lost', 'typical', 'man', 'stop', 'direction', 'finally', 'arrived', 'hour', 'late', 'saw', 'funeral', 'guy', 'evidently', 'gone', 'hearse', 'nowhere', 'sight', 'digger', 'crew', 'left', 'eating', 'lunch', 'felt', 'badly', 'apologized', 'men', 'late', 'went', 'side', 'grave', 'looked', 'vault', 'lid', 'already', 'place', 'know', 'else', 'started', 'play', 'worker', 'put', 'lunch', 'began', 'gather', 'around', 'played', 'heart', 'soul', 'man', 'family', 'friend', 'played', 'like', 'never', 'played', 'homeless', 'man', 'played', 'amazing', 'grace', 'worker', 'began', 'weep', 'wept', 'wept', 'wept', 'together', 'finished', 'packed', 'bagpipe', 'started', 'car', 'though', 'head', 'hung', 'low', 'heart', 'full', 'opened', 'door', 'car', 'heard', 'one', 'worker', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'anything', 'like', 'putting', 'septic', 'tank', 'twenty', 'year', 'time', 'like', 'river']",136
+"There was a postman who is always happy. in the other side there is harry who would just stares at the happy postman everyday and asks himself ""What's the secret of this man"". 
+One day Harry decided to stop the postman and ask him why he's always smiling and happy, what he did.
+the postman answered:""Whenever I'm handing a mail to a women I kisses her and I get more than just a kiss sometimes.""
+Harry liked the idea and went to a poste office and proposed for the job then he got it . In his first delivery Harry was so excited try the kissing thing out, and as he thought, there was a hot women in front of the first door, he went directly towared her and pasted her a kiss staight in the lips, in the middle of that her husband suddenly appeared in front him and asked:""WTF ARE YOU DOING.""
+
+""I'm just delivering a 'kiss' was sent from China"" Harry answered in a sporadic tone.
+
+""Very nice, you came on time, I want to send a 'Fuck' with you to South Africa"" the husband responded while draging Harry into the house.
+
+This is also a translated joke, hope it's better than the first one",1sfagl,52,The postman and kisses dilevery .,"['postman', 'always', 'happy', 'side', 'harry', 'would', 'stare', 'happy', 'postman', 'everyday', 'asks', 'secret', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'harry', 'decided', 'stop', 'postman', 'ask', 'always', 'smiling', 'happy', 'postman', 'answered', 'whenever', 'handing', 'mail', 'woman', 'kiss', 'get', 'kiss', 'sometimes', 'harry', 'liked', 'idea', 'went', 'poste', 'office', 'proposed', 'job', 'got', 'first', 'delivery', 'harry', 'excited', 'try', 'kissing', 'thing', 'thought', 'hot', 'woman', 'front', 'first', 'door', 'went', 'directly', 'towared', 'pasted', 'kiss', 'staight', 'lip', 'middle', 'husband', 'suddenly', 'appeared', 'front', 'asked', 'wtf', 'delivering', 'sent', 'china', 'harry', 'answered', 'sporadic', 'tone', 'nice', 'came', 'time', 'want', 'send', 'south', 'africa', 'husband', 'responded', 'draging', 'harry', 'house', 'also', 'translated', 'joke', 'hope', 'better', 'first', 'one']","['postman', 'kiss', 'dilevery']","['postman', 'always', 'happy', 'side', 'harry', 'would', 'stare', 'happy', 'postman', 'everyday', 'asks', 'secret', 'man', 'one', 'day', 'harry', 'decided', 'stop', 'postman', 'ask', 'always', 'smiling', 'happy', 'postman', 'answered', 'whenever', 'handing', 'mail', 'woman', 'kiss', 'get', 'kiss', 'sometimes', 'harry', 'liked', 'idea', 'went', 'poste', 'office', 'proposed', 'job', 'got', 'first', 'delivery', 'harry', 'excited', 'try', 'kissing', 'thing', 'thought', 'hot', 'woman', 'front', 'first', 'door', 'went', 'directly', 'towared', 'pasted', 'kiss', 'staight', 'lip', 'middle', 'husband', 'suddenly', 'appeared', 'front', 'asked', 'wtf', 'delivering', 'sent', 'china', 'harry', 'answered', 'sporadic', 'tone', 'nice', 'came', 'time', 'want', 'send', 'south', 'africa', 'husband', 'responded', 'draging', 'harry', 'house', 'also', 'translated', 'joke', 'hope', 'better', 'first', 'one', 'postman', 'kiss', 'dilevery']",98
+"And one turns to the other, bewildered, and says ""Do you have any idea how to drive this thing?""",28vw33,52,Two fish are sitting in a tank,"['one', 'turn', 'bewildered', 'say', 'idea', 'drive', 'thing']","['two', 'fish', 'sitting', 'tank']","['one', 'turn', 'bewildered', 'say', 'idea', 'drive', 'thing', 'two', 'fish', 'sitting', 'tank']",11
+"""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?""
+
+The son answers, ""Y.""
+
+""Because I want to know!""",3dr57d,52,A dad asks his son...,"['letter', 'alphabet', 'son', 'answer', 'want', 'know']","['dad', 'asks', 'son']","['letter', 'alphabet', 'son', 'answer', 'want', 'know', 'dad', 'asks', 'son']",9
+"A man is getting married, so his father decided to give him advice the night before the wedding. ""On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, ""Here, try these on.""
+
+So, she did and said: ""These are too big, I can't wear them.'""
+
+So I replied: ""Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will."" Ever since that night we have never had any problems."" 
+
+After the wedding, the happy couple got to the honeymoon suite, and the new groom decided to assert his place. He took off his pants and said: ""Here try these on.""
+
+She did and said: ""These are too large, they don't fit me.""
+
+He followed the script: ""Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that.""
+
+He was pleasantly surprised whe she removed her pants. Then she handed them to him and said: ""Here, you try on mine.""
+
+He tried and said: ""I can't get into your pants.""
+
+That's when she said: ""Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will.""",2dzvk8,52,Wearing the pants in the family,"['man', 'getting', 'married', 'father', 'decided', 'give', 'advice', 'night', 'wedding', 'wedding', 'night', 'honeymoon', 'suite', 'took', 'pant', 'handed', 'mother', 'said', 'try', 'said', 'big', 'ca', 'wear', 'replied', 'exactly', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'always', 'ever', 'since', 'night', 'never', 'problem', 'wedding', 'happy', 'couple', 'got', 'honeymoon', 'suite', 'new', 'groom', 'decided', 'assert', 'place', 'took', 'pant', 'said', 'try', 'said', 'large', 'fit', 'followed', 'script', 'exactly', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'always', 'want', 'ever', 'forget', 'pleasantly', 'surprised', 'whe', 'removed', 'pant', 'handed', 'said', 'try', 'mine', 'tried', 'said', 'ca', 'get', 'pant', 'said', 'exactly', 'change', 'attitude', 'never']","['wearing', 'pant', 'family']","['man', 'getting', 'married', 'father', 'decided', 'give', 'advice', 'night', 'wedding', 'wedding', 'night', 'honeymoon', 'suite', 'took', 'pant', 'handed', 'mother', 'said', 'try', 'said', 'big', 'ca', 'wear', 'replied', 'exactly', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'always', 'ever', 'since', 'night', 'never', 'problem', 'wedding', 'happy', 'couple', 'got', 'honeymoon', 'suite', 'new', 'groom', 'decided', 'assert', 'place', 'took', 'pant', 'said', 'try', 'said', 'large', 'fit', 'followed', 'script', 'exactly', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'always', 'want', 'ever', 'forget', 'pleasantly', 'surprised', 'whe', 'removed', 'pant', 'handed', 'said', 'try', 'mine', 'tried', 'said', 'ca', 'get', 'pant', 'said', 'exactly', 'change', 'attitude', 'never', 'wearing', 'pant', 'family']",84
+massage a knee,3kst73,52,How do you agitate an achy feminist runner?,"['massage', 'knee']","['agitate', 'achy', 'feminist', 'runner']","['massage', 'knee', 'agitate', 'achy', 'feminist', 'runner']",6
+A: where is popcorn,4o0lzl,52,Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn?,['popcorn'],"['q', 'momma', 'corn', 'say', 'baby', 'corn']","['popcorn', 'q', 'momma', 'corn', 'say', 'baby', 'corn']",7
+"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?""
+His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son.""",4h25k0,52,A son walks up to his dad :,"['son', 'walk', 'dad', 'tell', 'dad', 'know', 'country', 'know', 'wife', 'get', 'married', 'dad', 'reply', 'like', 'everywhere', 'son']","['son', 'walk', 'dad']","['son', 'walk', 'dad', 'tell', 'dad', 'know', 'country', 'know', 'wife', 'get', 'married', 'dad', 'reply', 'like', 'everywhere', 'son', 'son', 'walk', 'dad']",19
+"A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, ""Your word is spider.""
+
+Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, ""Could you please use it in a sentence?""
+
+A judge replies, ""A spider has eight eyes.""
+
+The boy then states, ""S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R.""",3mevyc,52,A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.,"['keen', 'young', 'boy', 'step', 'judge', 'told', 'word', 'spider', 'quite', 'sure', 'spell', 'boy', 'asks', 'could', 'please', 'use', 'sentence', 'judge', 'reply', 'spider', 'eight', 'eye', 'boy', 'state']","['group', 'primary', 'school', 'student', 'participating', 'local', 'spelling', 'bee']","['keen', 'young', 'boy', 'step', 'judge', 'told', 'word', 'spider', 'quite', 'sure', 'spell', 'boy', 'asks', 'could', 'please', 'use', 'sentence', 'judge', 'reply', 'spider', 'eight', 'eye', 'boy', 'state', 'group', 'primary', 'school', 'student', 'participating', 'local', 'spelling', 'bee']",32
+suddenly she's not your friend anymore?,2azedj,52,Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache...,"['suddenly', 'friend', 'anymore']","['whenever', 'complement', 'someone', 'mustache']","['suddenly', 'friend', 'anymore', 'whenever', 'complement', 'someone', 'mustache']",7
+"I shit, you knot.",4xl3iy,52,Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off.,"['shit', 'knot']","['someone', 'come', 'house', 'tie', 'toilet', 'keep', 'falling']","['shit', 'knot', 'someone', 'come', 'house', 'tie', 'toilet', 'keep', 'falling']",9
+..not even a bit.,1qd5cf,52,I don't get computer-related jokes.,"['even', 'bit']","['get', 'joke']","['even', 'bit', 'get', 'joke']",4
+A vote for Trump.,4bknma,52,What do you get 18 years after fucking your sister?,"['vote', 'trump']","['get', 'year', 'fucking', 'sister']","['vote', 'trump', 'get', 'year', 'fucking', 'sister']",6
+RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!,1ngds0,52,Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison?,['rrrrrrrrrrrrrrape'],"['tony', 'tiger', 'go', 'prison']","['rrrrrrrrrrrrrrape', 'tony', 'tiger', 'go', 'prison']",5
+so they fired me from my job at the bank.,2oez0l,52,I recently came into a very large sum of money,"['fired', 'job', 'bank']","['recently', 'came', 'large', 'sum', 'money']","['fired', 'job', 'bank', 'recently', 'came', 'large', 'sum', 'money']",8
+"A group of cannibals just recently kidnapped three homeless men and took them to a secluded area of the woods. The head cannibal looks at all of the men and says ""I order you to go into the woods and come back with ten of the same fruit"". The men went off into the woods to look for fruit. 
+Later on two of the men return one with ten apples and one with ten blueberries. The head cannibal says to the two men ""If you want to live you have to stick all ten of the fruits you've brought back up your ass without making a facial expression otherwise we will cut off your heads and eat you"". 
+The first man attempts to stick the first apple up his ass and expectedly makes a facial expression. His head is cut off and he will be eaten. 
+The second man sticks blueberries one by one up his ass and doesn't make a facial expression. Right when he goes to stick the tenth berry up his ass he explodes into uncontrollable laughter so obviously his head is cut off and he is eaten. 
+Up in heaven the two men meet again and the first man asks the second man ""why did you laugh so much you could still be alive if you hadn't laughed"". 
+Smirking the second man replies ""I saw Johnny walking back with pineapples"" ",3bh861,52,A group of cannibals...,"['group', 'cannibal', 'recently', 'kidnapped', 'three', 'homeless', 'men', 'took', 'secluded', 'area', 'wood', 'head', 'cannibal', 'look', 'men', 'say', 'order', 'go', 'wood', 'come', 'back', 'ten', 'fruit', 'men', 'went', 'wood', 'look', 'fruit', 'later', 'two', 'men', 'return', 'one', 'ten', 'apple', 'one', 'ten', 'blueberry', 'head', 'cannibal', 'say', 'two', 'men', 'want', 'live', 'stick', 'ten', 'fruit', 'brought', 'back', 'as', 'without', 'making', 'facial', 'expression', 'otherwise', 'cut', 'head', 'eat', 'first', 'man', 'attempt', 'stick', 'first', 'apple', 'as', 'expectedly', 'make', 'facial', 'expression', 'head', 'cut', 'eaten', 'second', 'man', 'stick', 'blueberry', 'one', 'one', 'as', 'make', 'facial', 'expression', 'right', 'go', 'stick', 'tenth', 'berry', 'as', 'explodes', 'uncontrollable', 'laughter', 'obviously', 'head', 'cut', 'eaten', 'heaven', 'two', 'men', 'meet', 'first', 'man', 'asks', 'second', 'man', 'laugh', 'much', 'could', 'still', 'alive', 'laughed', 'smirking', 'second', 'man', 'reply', 'saw', 'johnny', 'walking', 'back', 'pineapple']","['group', 'cannibal']","['group', 'cannibal', 'recently', 'kidnapped', 'three', 'homeless', 'men', 'took', 'secluded', 'area', 'wood', 'head', 'cannibal', 'look', 'men', 'say', 'order', 'go', 'wood', 'come', 'back', 'ten', 'fruit', 'men', 'went', 'wood', 'look', 'fruit', 'later', 'two', 'men', 'return', 'one', 'ten', 'apple', 'one', 'ten', 'blueberry', 'head', 'cannibal', 'say', 'two', 'men', 'want', 'live', 'stick', 'ten', 'fruit', 'brought', 'back', 'as', 'without', 'making', 'facial', 'expression', 'otherwise', 'cut', 'head', 'eat', 'first', 'man', 'attempt', 'stick', 'first', 'apple', 'as', 'expectedly', 'make', 'facial', 'expression', 'head', 'cut', 'eaten', 'second', 'man', 'stick', 'blueberry', 'one', 'one', 'as', 'make', 'facial', 'expression', 'right', 'go', 'stick', 'tenth', 'berry', 'as', 'explodes', 'uncontrollable', 'laughter', 'obviously', 'head', 'cut', 'eaten', 'heaven', 'two', 'men', 'meet', 'first', 'man', 'asks', 'second', 'man', 'laugh', 'much', 'could', 'still', 'alive', 'laughed', 'smirking', 'second', 'man', 'reply', 'saw', 'johnny', 'walking', 'back', 'pineapple', 'group', 'cannibal']",122
+..it feels so amazing to have in your arms.,4jn00p,52,Heroin is like a baby..,"['feel', 'amazing', 'arm']","['heroin', 'like', 'baby']","['feel', 'amazing', 'arm', 'heroin', 'like', 'baby']",6
+"There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.
+
+After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. ""Say, Pop,"" said the boy. ""Yes,"" replied his father.
+
+""The bull just fucked the brown cow.""
+
+There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said ""Excuse me"" and took his son outside. ""Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow.""
+
+The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, ""Hey, Daddy.""
+
+""Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?""
+
+""He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!""
+",3840r0,52,My grandfathers favorite joke... (bad language),"['farmer', 'brown', 'cow', 'white', 'cow', 'wanted', 'get', 'bred', 'borrowed', 'neighbor', 'bull', 'turned', 'loose', 'pasture', 'told', 'son', 'watch', 'come', 'tell', 'bull', 'finished', 'boy', 'came', 'living', 'father', 'talking', 'friend', 'say', 'pop', 'said', 'boy', 'yes', 'replied', 'father', 'bull', 'fucked', 'brown', 'cow', 'sudden', 'lull', 'conversation', 'father', 'said', 'excuse', 'took', 'son', 'outside', 'son', 'must', 'use', 'language', 'like', 'front', 'company', 'say', 'bull', 'surprised', 'brown', 'cow', 'go', 'watch', 'tell', 'bull', 'surprise', 'white', 'cow', 'father', 'went', 'back', 'inside', 'house', 'boy', 'came', 'said', 'hey', 'daddy', 'yes', 'son', 'bull', 'surprise', 'white', 'cow', 'sure', 'pop', 'fucked', 'brown', 'cow']","['grandfather', 'favorite', 'joke', 'bad', 'language']","['farmer', 'brown', 'cow', 'white', 'cow', 'wanted', 'get', 'bred', 'borrowed', 'neighbor', 'bull', 'turned', 'loose', 'pasture', 'told', 'son', 'watch', 'come', 'tell', 'bull', 'finished', 'boy', 'came', 'living', 'father', 'talking', 'friend', 'say', 'pop', 'said', 'boy', 'yes', 'replied', 'father', 'bull', 'fucked', 'brown', 'cow', 'sudden', 'lull', 'conversation', 'father', 'said', 'excuse', 'took', 'son', 'outside', 'son', 'must', 'use', 'language', 'like', 'front', 'company', 'say', 'bull', 'surprised', 'brown', 'cow', 'go', 'watch', 'tell', 'bull', 'surprise', 'white', 'cow', 'father', 'went', 'back', 'inside', 'house', 'boy', 'came', 'said', 'hey', 'daddy', 'yes', 'son', 'bull', 'surprise', 'white', 'cow', 'sure', 'pop', 'fucked', 'brown', 'cow', 'grandfather', 'favorite', 'joke', 'bad', 'language']",92
+The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage.,3a5dco,52,What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?,"['fridge', 'fart', 'take', 'sausage']","['difference', 'gay', 'guy', 'fridge']","['fridge', 'fart', 'take', 'sausage', 'difference', 'gay', 'guy', 'fridge']",8
+Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated,40oc81,52,I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections...,"['cuz', 'ever', 'seen', 'president', 'assassinated']","['gon', 'na', 'vote', 'trump', 'election']","['cuz', 'ever', 'seen', 'president', 'assassinated', 'gon', 'na', 'vote', 'trump', 'election']",10
+"*A little background - in Russia it's kind of a cultural thing to drink in groups of three*  
+  
+Two bums are sitting in an alley behind a liquor store and sharing a bottle of cheap vodka when a third bum comes up to them.  
+  
+- ""Hey guys, can I be the third?""  
+- ""No, but you can be the fourth!""  
+- ""What?""
+- ""We already told three others to go fuck themselves""",3f1zd5,52,Two bums are sharing a drink...,"['little', 'background', 'russia', 'kind', 'cultural', 'thing', 'drink', 'group', 'three', 'two', 'bum', 'sitting', 'alley', 'behind', 'liquor', 'store', 'sharing', 'bottle', 'cheap', 'vodka', 'third', 'bum', 'come', 'hey', 'guy', 'third', 'fourth', 'already', 'told', 'three', 'others', 'go', 'fuck']","['two', 'bum', 'sharing', 'drink']","['little', 'background', 'russia', 'kind', 'cultural', 'thing', 'drink', 'group', 'three', 'two', 'bum', 'sitting', 'alley', 'behind', 'liquor', 'store', 'sharing', 'bottle', 'cheap', 'vodka', 'third', 'bum', 'come', 'hey', 'guy', 'third', 'fourth', 'already', 'told', 'three', 'others', 'go', 'fuck', 'two', 'bum', 'sharing', 'drink']",37
+Watch this!,1ixtmx,52,What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?,['watch'],"['last', 'thing', 'redneck', 'say', 'dy']","['watch', 'last', 'thing', 'redneck', 'say', 'dy']",6
+Just Juan,1grno9,52,How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?,['juan'],"['many', 'mexican', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['juan', 'many', 'mexican', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",6
+"A teacher says to her students, ""Today we are learning multisyllable words. Who has an example of one?"" 
+A boy in the from row raises his hand. ""Okay,"" the teacher says, ""tell me your multisyllable word.""
+The boy stammers, ""Mas-ter-bate.""
+The teacher smiles and says, ""Wow, that's a real mouthful.""
+The boy says, ""No ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job.""",2qmql1,52,A teacher says to her student...NSFW,"['teacher', 'say', 'student', 'today', 'learning', 'multisyllable', 'word', 'example', 'one', 'boy', 'row', 'raise', 'hand', 'okay', 'teacher', 'say', 'tell', 'multisyllable', 'word', 'boy', 'stammer', 'teacher', 'smile', 'say', 'wow', 'real', 'mouthful', 'boy', 'say', 'thinking', 'blow', 'job']","['teacher', 'say', 'student', 'nsfw']","['teacher', 'say', 'student', 'today', 'learning', 'multisyllable', 'word', 'example', 'one', 'boy', 'row', 'raise', 'hand', 'okay', 'teacher', 'say', 'tell', 'multisyllable', 'word', 'boy', 'stammer', 'teacher', 'smile', 'say', 'wow', 'real', 'mouthful', 'boy', 'say', 'thinking', 'blow', 'job', 'teacher', 'say', 'student', 'nsfw']",36
+But I was too busy nailing OP's mom,3il4bk,52,I was going to post this funny incest joke last night...,"['busy', 'nailing', 'op', 'mom']","['going', 'post', 'funny', 'incest', 'joke', 'last', 'night']","['busy', 'nailing', 'op', 'mom', 'going', 'post', 'funny', 'incest', 'joke', 'last', 'night']",11
+"On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back.",1efj7f,52,For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?,"['bull', 'horn', 'front', 'as', 'hole', 'back']","['musician', 'difference', 'orchestra', 'bull']","['bull', 'horn', 'front', 'as', 'hole', 'back', 'musician', 'difference', 'orchestra', 'bull']",10
+Taxi Vader,4rv30h,52,Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.,"['taxi', 'vader']","['met', 'darth', 'vader', 'corrupt', 'brother']","['taxi', 'vader', 'met', 'darth', 'vader', 'corrupt', 'brother']",7
+"One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'. ",1f7jcg,52,Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street...,"['one', 'say', 'chest', 'tight', 'feel', 'heavy', 'one', 'reply', 'standing', 'left', 'titty']","['two', 'grandma', 'walking', 'street']","['one', 'say', 'chest', 'tight', 'feel', 'heavy', 'one', 'reply', 'standing', 'left', 'titty', 'two', 'grandma', 'walking', 'street']",15
+"The foot says, ""I have such a terrible life.  Every day I get shoved into a smelly sock and shoe and have to work all day supporting our master.""
+
+The penis replies, ""You think you have it bad, huh?  Every day I get a bag pulled over my head and I'm forced to do push-ups inside a dark, wet cave until I throw up!""",31b5hq,52,A foot and a penis are having a conversation...,"['foot', 'say', 'terrible', 'life', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'shoved', 'smelly', 'sock', 'shoe', 'work', 'day', 'supporting', 'master', 'penis', 'reply', 'think', 'bad', 'huh', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'bag', 'pulled', 'head', 'forced', 'inside', 'dark', 'wet', 'cave', 'throw']","['foot', 'penis', 'conversation']","['foot', 'say', 'terrible', 'life', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'shoved', 'smelly', 'sock', 'shoe', 'work', 'day', 'supporting', 'master', 'penis', 'reply', 'think', 'bad', 'huh', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'bag', 'pulled', 'head', 'forced', 'inside', 'dark', 'wet', 'cave', 'throw', 'foot', 'penis', 'conversation']",35
+Everywhere!,32qye1,52,Where do suicide bombers go when they die?,['everywhere'],"['suicide', 'bomber', 'go', 'die']","['everywhere', 'suicide', 'bomber', 'go', 'die']",5
+I'm a big fan.,3r3of4,52,What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?,"['big', 'fan']","['propeller', 'say', 'howard', 'hughes']","['big', 'fan', 'propeller', 'say', 'howard', 'hughes']",6
+"He walks in and sits down at the counter. He reads the menu on the wall and see’s:
+Hot dog $1
+Hamburger $5
+Cheeseburger $6
+Hand job $20
+
+He asks the lady behind the bar to come here. When she does, he asks her if she is the one that gives the hand job. Smiling, she says yes she is. He says “ok, then do me a favor. Go wash your hands and get me a fucking cheeseburger.”
+",1rgbiu,52,A man walks into a bar,"['walk', 'sits', 'counter', 'read', 'menu', 'wall', 'see', 'hot', 'dog', 'hamburger', 'cheeseburger', 'hand', 'job', 'asks', 'lady', 'behind', 'bar', 'come', 'asks', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'smiling', 'say', 'yes', 'say', 'ok', 'favor', 'go', 'wash', 'hand', 'get', 'fucking', 'cheeseburger']","['man', 'walk', 'bar']","['walk', 'sits', 'counter', 'read', 'menu', 'wall', 'see', 'hot', 'dog', 'hamburger', 'cheeseburger', 'hand', 'job', 'asks', 'lady', 'behind', 'bar', 'come', 'asks', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'smiling', 'say', 'yes', 'say', 'ok', 'favor', 'go', 'wash', 'hand', 'get', 'fucking', 'cheeseburger', 'man', 'walk', 'bar']",38
+A ripoff,1i7qgr,52,What do you call a cheap circumcision?,['ripoff'],"['call', 'cheap', 'circumcision']","['ripoff', 'call', 'cheap', 'circumcision']",4
+Boo Bees,4cdnmt,52,What did the ghost say to the bees?,"['boo', 'bee']","['ghost', 'say', 'bee']","['boo', 'bee', 'ghost', 'say', 'bee']",5
+"The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 
+At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 
+The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
+""Take only one. God is watching.""
+Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. 
+One child whispered to another, ""Take all you want. 
+God is watching the apples.""",5r86i0,52,The children were lined up in.........,"['child', 'lined', 'cafeteria', 'catholic', 'elementary', 'school', 'lunch', 'head', 'table', 'large', 'pile', 'apple', 'nun', 'made', 'note', 'posted', 'apple', 'tray', 'take', 'one', 'god', 'watching', 'moving', 'along', 'lunch', 'line', 'end', 'table', 'large', 'pile', 'chocolate', 'chip', 'cooky', 'one', 'child', 'whispered', 'another', 'take', 'want', 'god', 'watching', 'apple']","['child', 'lined']","['child', 'lined', 'cafeteria', 'catholic', 'elementary', 'school', 'lunch', 'head', 'table', 'large', 'pile', 'apple', 'nun', 'made', 'note', 'posted', 'apple', 'tray', 'take', 'one', 'god', 'watching', 'moving', 'along', 'lunch', 'line', 'end', 'table', 'large', 'pile', 'chocolate', 'chip', 'cooky', 'one', 'child', 'whispered', 'another', 'take', 'want', 'god', 'watching', 'apple', 'child', 'lined']",44
+They're so full of themselves.,4pky1a,52,I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls...,['full'],"['really', 'starting', 'hate', 'little', 'russian', 'doll']","['full', 'really', 'starting', 'hate', 'little', 'russian', 'doll']",7
+"They steal all the green cards.
+",29kbkj,52,Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?,"['steal', 'green', 'card']","['ca', 'play', 'uno', 'mexican']","['steal', 'green', 'card', 'ca', 'play', 'uno', 'mexican']",7
+I've said it before.,4uksq1,52,"I've said it before, and I'll say it again...",['said'],"['said', 'say']","['said', 'said', 'say']",3
+A quarter pounder with cheese,1r8zy2,52,What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?,"['quarter', 'pounder', 'cheese']","['call', 'anorexic', 'girl', 'yeast', 'infection']","['quarter', 'pounder', 'cheese', 'call', 'anorexic', 'girl', 'yeast', 'infection']",8
+"his Momma would give him a $1 bill to go and get groceries at the corner store.  
+""I'd haul back 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 1/2 dozen eggs.  
+But now, sadly, you can't do that.  
+Too many fucking security cameras!""",1f0pj1,52,Grandpa was remembering as a boy,"['momma', 'would', 'give', 'bill', 'go', 'get', 'grocery', 'corner', 'store', 'haul', 'back', 'bag', 'potato', 'loaf', 'bread', 'bottle', 'milk', 'hunk', 'cheese', 'box', 'tea', 'dozen', 'egg', 'sadly', 'ca', 'many', 'fucking', 'security', 'camera']","['grandpa', 'remembering', 'boy']","['momma', 'would', 'give', 'bill', 'go', 'get', 'grocery', 'corner', 'store', 'haul', 'back', 'bag', 'potato', 'loaf', 'bread', 'bottle', 'milk', 'hunk', 'cheese', 'box', 'tea', 'dozen', 'egg', 'sadly', 'ca', 'many', 'fucking', 'security', 'camera', 'grandpa', 'remembering', 'boy']",32
+"...""Hi can I have a quickie?""
+The waitress gives him a dirty look and walks off. She later approaches the table and the man asks: ""Can I please have a quickie?"" The waitress responds: ""Sir, If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to have to call my manager over."" and walks off again.
+The man looks completely bemused, so the lady at the table next to his turns and says: ""I think it's pronounced 'kee-sh'.""",3iy0vo,52,A man in a restaurant says to the waitress...,"['hi', 'quickie', 'waitress', 'give', 'dirty', 'look', 'walk', 'later', 'approach', 'table', 'man', 'asks', 'please', 'quickie', 'waitress', 'responds', 'sir', 'ask', 'one', 'time', 'going', 'call', 'manager', 'walk', 'man', 'look', 'completely', 'bemused', 'lady', 'table', 'next', 'turn', 'say', 'think', 'pronounced']","['man', 'restaurant', 'say', 'waitress']","['hi', 'quickie', 'waitress', 'give', 'dirty', 'look', 'walk', 'later', 'approach', 'table', 'man', 'asks', 'please', 'quickie', 'waitress', 'responds', 'sir', 'ask', 'one', 'time', 'going', 'call', 'manager', 'walk', 'man', 'look', 'completely', 'bemused', 'lady', 'table', 'next', 'turn', 'say', 'think', 'pronounced', 'man', 'restaurant', 'say', 'waitress']",39
+"A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of old men sitting around talking and drinking.  He gets up to the bar, and orders himself a drink, and casually listens into the conversations.
+
+""Yes yes, but number 42.""  
+
+""Number 42?  Two fifty eight.""  
+
+""Are you kidding me?  Thirty three my friend.  Thirty three.""
+
+The man looks at the bartender and asks, ""Hey what's with the numbers?""
+
+""Oh they're just talking politics.  Same group, day in and day out.""
+
+""But what's with the numbers?""
+
+""Well, they got tired of re-hashing the same old arguments over and over.  So they just gave them a number.""
+
+A man in back shouts, ""Fifty two, as always.""
+
+Bartender says, ""See, fifty two means he's accusing the other guy of making an appeal to stone, which is a logical fallacy in which a statement is automatically dismissed as ridiculous without taking the evidence into consideration.""
+
+""Wow, that's amazing.""
+
+""Not really.  I've been listening to them for years.  Most of them don't even know what they're talking about.  I think you could just throw out random numbers and none of them would know it.""
+
+Just then an elderly gentleman sits next to him.  The guy decides to give it a try, so he looks over and asks, ""So my friend.  Twenty eight.""
+
+He replies, ""Twenty eight?  Bah!  A hundred and thirteen.""
+
+""Fifty-two.""
+
+""Fifty-two?"" The man raises his voice a little.  ""Seventy three!""
+
+Not knowing what to say next, the man just spouts off random numbers.  ""Eight nine""
+
+""Eight""
+
+""Ninety six.""
+
+""A hundred and four!""
+
+The exchange continues back and forth.  Thirty-two.  Fifty Six.  Seventy nine.  One thirty three.  
+
+The old man stops and with a huge grin, he says ""Ah ... very clever.  Very clever.  One thirty three.  But Sixteen.  You never considered sixteen. Checkmate.""
+
+The guy, still clueless about what they just argued about, looks to the bartender, holds up his finger to motion for another drink and says, ""One.""
+
+At that moment, the bar goes silent.  They all look to the man.  The elderly gentleman is furious.  Enraged.  He stands up, and with as strong a punch any octogenarian can muster, he hits the guy as hard as he can, and storms out.  
+
+Stunned, the guy recomposes himself.  The bar goes back to their conversations, and he asks the bartender, ""What the hell just happened?""
+
+""That was Saul Greenberg, and you just said he's no better than Hitler.""",5t6m7w,51,A man walks into a bar (semi-original),"['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'see', 'bunch', 'old', 'men', 'sitting', 'around', 'talking', 'drinking', 'get', 'bar', 'order', 'drink', 'casually', 'listens', 'conversation', 'yes', 'yes', 'number', 'number', 'two', 'fifty', 'eight', 'kidding', 'thirty', 'three', 'friend', 'thirty', 'three', 'man', 'look', 'bartender', 'asks', 'hey', 'number', 'oh', 'talking', 'politics', 'group', 'day', 'day', 'number', 'well', 'got', 'tired', 'old', 'argument', 'gave', 'number', 'man', 'back', 'shout', 'fifty', 'two', 'always', 'bartender', 'say', 'see', 'fifty', 'two', 'mean', 'accusing', 'guy', 'making', 'appeal', 'stone', 'logical', 'fallacy', 'statement', 'automatically', 'dismissed', 'ridiculous', 'without', 'taking', 'evidence', 'consideration', 'wow', 'amazing', 'really', 'listening', 'year', 'even', 'know', 'talking', 'think', 'could', 'throw', 'random', 'number', 'none', 'would', 'know', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'sits', 'next', 'guy', 'decides', 'give', 'try', 'look', 'asks', 'friend', 'twenty', 'eight', 'reply', 'twenty', 'eight', 'bah', 'hundred', 'thirteen', 'man', 'raise', 'voice', 'little', 'seventy', 'three', 'knowing', 'say', 'next', 'man', 'spout', 'random', 'number', 'eight', 'nine', 'eight', 'ninety', 'six', 'hundred', 'four', 'exchange', 'continues', 'back', 'forth', 'fifty', 'six', 'seventy', 'nine', 'one', 'thirty', 'three', 'old', 'man', 'stop', 'huge', 'grin', 'say', 'ah', 'clever', 'clever', 'one', 'thirty', 'three', 'sixteen', 'never', 'considered', 'sixteen', 'checkmate', 'guy', 'still', 'clueless', 'argued', 'look', 'bartender', 'hold', 'finger', 'motion', 'another', 'drink', 'say', 'one', 'moment', 'bar', 'go', 'silent', 'look', 'man', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'furious', 'enraged', 'stand', 'strong', 'punch', 'octogenarian', 'muster', 'hit', 'guy', 'hard', 'storm', 'stunned', 'guy', 'recomposes', 'bar', 'go', 'back', 'conversation', 'asks', 'bartender', 'hell', 'happened', 'saul', 'greenberg', 'said', 'better', 'hitler']","['man', 'walk', 'bar']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'see', 'bunch', 'old', 'men', 'sitting', 'around', 'talking', 'drinking', 'get', 'bar', 'order', 'drink', 'casually', 'listens', 'conversation', 'yes', 'yes', 'number', 'number', 'two', 'fifty', 'eight', 'kidding', 'thirty', 'three', 'friend', 'thirty', 'three', 'man', 'look', 'bartender', 'asks', 'hey', 'number', 'oh', 'talking', 'politics', 'group', 'day', 'day', 'number', 'well', 'got', 'tired', 'old', 'argument', 'gave', 'number', 'man', 'back', 'shout', 'fifty', 'two', 'always', 'bartender', 'say', 'see', 'fifty', 'two', 'mean', 'accusing', 'guy', 'making', 'appeal', 'stone', 'logical', 'fallacy', 'statement', 'automatically', 'dismissed', 'ridiculous', 'without', 'taking', 'evidence', 'consideration', 'wow', 'amazing', 'really', 'listening', 'year', 'even', 'know', 'talking', 'think', 'could', 'throw', 'random', 'number', 'none', 'would', 'know', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'sits', 'next', 'guy', 'decides', 'give', 'try', 'look', 'asks', 'friend', 'twenty', 'eight', 'reply', 'twenty', 'eight', 'bah', 'hundred', 'thirteen', 'man', 'raise', 'voice', 'little', 'seventy', 'three', 'knowing', 'say', 'next', 'man', 'spout', 'random', 'number', 'eight', 'nine', 'eight', 'ninety', 'six', 'hundred', 'four', 'exchange', 'continues', 'back', 'forth', 'fifty', 'six', 'seventy', 'nine', 'one', 'thirty', 'three', 'old', 'man', 'stop', 'huge', 'grin', 'say', 'ah', 'clever', 'clever', 'one', 'thirty', 'three', 'sixteen', 'never', 'considered', 'sixteen', 'checkmate', 'guy', 'still', 'clueless', 'argued', 'look', 'bartender', 'hold', 'finger', 'motion', 'another', 'drink', 'say', 'one', 'moment', 'bar', 'go', 'silent', 'look', 'man', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'furious', 'enraged', 'stand', 'strong', 'punch', 'octogenarian', 'muster', 'hit', 'guy', 'hard', 'storm', 'stunned', 'guy', 'recomposes', 'bar', 'go', 'back', 'conversation', 'asks', 'bartender', 'hell', 'happened', 'saul', 'greenberg', 'said', 'better', 'hitler', 'man', 'walk', 'bar']",212
+A right a right a right,2ln0j5,51,How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house?,"['right', 'right', 'right']","['get', 'matthew', 'mcconaughey', 'house']","['right', 'right', 'right', 'get', 'matthew', 'mcconaughey', 'house']",7
+"This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S. ",3sr4ju,51,I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure.,"['surprised', 'thought', 'going']","['read', 'new', 'iphone', 'commercial', 'failure']","['surprised', 'thought', 'going', 'read', 'new', 'iphone', 'commercial', 'failure']",8
+"and complains ""You wouldn't believe what happened to me. Somebody stole my bicycle from synagogue.""
+The rabbi is appalled. He can't believe it. He offers a solution to catch the thief. He says "" Come to synagogue next week and sit in the front row. As we go on with the 10 commandments, turn around and look at everyone in the eyes. When we get to Thou shall not Steal, see who can't look you in the eyes. That person is the thief"". The guy loves the idea and agrees to try this.
+He comes to the synagogue next week and sits in the front row and looks everyone in the eyes during the 10 commandments. He comes to the rabbi at the end of the service and thanks him ""What a fantastic idea! It worked like a charm. The moment we got to Thou shall not commit Adultery, I remembered where I left my bike.""",1chbhx,51,A guy goes to a Rabbi,"['complains', 'would', 'believe', 'happened', 'somebody', 'stole', 'bicycle', 'synagogue', 'rabbi', 'appalled', 'ca', 'believe', 'offer', 'solution', 'catch', 'thief', 'say', 'come', 'synagogue', 'next', 'week', 'sit', 'front', 'row', 'go', 'commandment', 'turn', 'around', 'look', 'everyone', 'eye', 'get', 'thou', 'shall', 'steal', 'see', 'ca', 'look', 'eye', 'person', 'thief', 'guy', 'love', 'idea', 'agrees', 'try', 'come', 'synagogue', 'next', 'week', 'sits', 'front', 'row', 'look', 'everyone', 'eye', 'commandment', 'come', 'rabbi', 'end', 'service', 'thanks', 'fantastic', 'idea', 'worked', 'like', 'charm', 'moment', 'got', 'thou', 'shall', 'commit', 'adultery', 'remembered', 'left', 'bike']","['guy', 'go', 'rabbi']","['complains', 'would', 'believe', 'happened', 'somebody', 'stole', 'bicycle', 'synagogue', 'rabbi', 'appalled', 'ca', 'believe', 'offer', 'solution', 'catch', 'thief', 'say', 'come', 'synagogue', 'next', 'week', 'sit', 'front', 'row', 'go', 'commandment', 'turn', 'around', 'look', 'everyone', 'eye', 'get', 'thou', 'shall', 'steal', 'see', 'ca', 'look', 'eye', 'person', 'thief', 'guy', 'love', 'idea', 'agrees', 'try', 'come', 'synagogue', 'next', 'week', 'sits', 'front', 'row', 'look', 'everyone', 'eye', 'commandment', 'come', 'rabbi', 'end', 'service', 'thanks', 'fantastic', 'idea', 'worked', 'like', 'charm', 'moment', 'got', 'thou', 'shall', 'commit', 'adultery', 'remembered', 'left', 'bike', 'guy', 'go', 'rabbi']",79
+Phelps can finish a race.,3jg76r,51,What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?,"['phelps', 'finish', 'race']","['difference', 'hitler', 'michael', 'phelps']","['phelps', 'finish', 'race', 'difference', 'hitler', 'michael', 'phelps']",7
+My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.,42rpty,51,I have an EpiPen...,"['friend', 'gave', 'dying', 'seemed', 'important']",['epipen'],"['friend', 'gave', 'dying', 'seemed', 'important', 'epipen']",6
+"When he comes upon a car parked on a dead end street and sees some people in it. He walks upto the car where he sees a guy reading a book in the front seat and a girl knitting in the back seat.
+
+He asks the gentleman for his license and registration. He goes back to his car and runs the info, where it comes up clean. So he walks back to the car and gives the guy his papers back. He asks what the guy is doing and he answers ""just sitting here reading a book. Moby Dick actually"". The cop then asks what the female is doing, and the guy answers ""She's knitting something, but won't tell me what it is."" The cop asks how old the guy is and he answers ""I'm 21 sir."" The cop then asks how old the girl is. The guy looks at his watch,looks at the officer and says ""In about 12 minutes she'll be 18""",1kn5gg,51,A cop is driving around in his car,"['come', 'upon', 'car', 'parked', 'dead', 'end', 'street', 'see', 'people', 'walk', 'upto', 'car', 'see', 'guy', 'reading', 'book', 'front', 'seat', 'girl', 'knitting', 'back', 'seat', 'asks', 'gentleman', 'license', 'registration', 'go', 'back', 'car', 'run', 'info', 'come', 'clean', 'walk', 'back', 'car', 'give', 'guy', 'paper', 'back', 'asks', 'guy', 'answer', 'sitting', 'reading', 'book', 'moby', 'dick', 'actually', 'cop', 'asks', 'female', 'guy', 'answer', 'knitting', 'something', 'wo', 'tell', 'cop', 'asks', 'old', 'guy', 'answer', 'sir', 'cop', 'asks', 'old', 'girl', 'guy', 'look', 'watch', 'look', 'officer', 'say', 'minute']","['cop', 'driving', 'around', 'car']","['come', 'upon', 'car', 'parked', 'dead', 'end', 'street', 'see', 'people', 'walk', 'upto', 'car', 'see', 'guy', 'reading', 'book', 'front', 'seat', 'girl', 'knitting', 'back', 'seat', 'asks', 'gentleman', 'license', 'registration', 'go', 'back', 'car', 'run', 'info', 'come', 'clean', 'walk', 'back', 'car', 'give', 'guy', 'paper', 'back', 'asks', 'guy', 'answer', 'sitting', 'reading', 'book', 'moby', 'dick', 'actually', 'cop', 'asks', 'female', 'guy', 'answer', 'knitting', 'something', 'wo', 'tell', 'cop', 'asks', 'old', 'guy', 'answer', 'sir', 'cop', 'asks', 'old', 'girl', 'guy', 'look', 'watch', 'look', 'officer', 'say', 'minute', 'cop', 'driving', 'around', 'car']",79
+"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter",3j79sv,51,What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?,"['one', 'really', 'heavy', 'little', 'lighter']","['difference', 'hippo', 'zippo']","['one', 'really', 'heavy', 'little', 'lighter', 'difference', 'hippo', 'zippo']",8
+Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.,4vwxh2,51,Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?,"['dinosaur', 'went', 'extinct', 'million', 'year', 'ago']","['ca', 'hear', 'pterodactyl', 'go', 'bathroom']","['dinosaur', 'went', 'extinct', 'million', 'year', 'ago', 'ca', 'hear', 'pterodactyl', 'go', 'bathroom']",11
+"and a beautiful woman opens the door wearing lingere.
+
+The woman pulls the mailman inside and begins kissing him and removing his clothes.
+
+Confused but enjoying the situation the mailman lets the woman continue and have sex with him.  
+
+Afterwards the mailman puts his clothes back on and the woman hands him a single dollar.  Confused he asks ""what's the dollar for?"".
+
+The woman says ""well I asked my husband what we should get the mailman for christmas and he said 'screw him, give him a dollar'"".",2ibyii,51,A mailman knocks on the door to deliver a package on christmas eve,"['beautiful', 'woman', 'open', 'door', 'wearing', 'lingere', 'woman', 'pull', 'mailman', 'inside', 'begin', 'kissing', 'removing', 'clothes', 'confused', 'enjoying', 'situation', 'mailman', 'let', 'woman', 'continue', 'sex', 'afterwards', 'mailman', 'put', 'clothes', 'back', 'woman', 'hand', 'single', 'dollar', 'confused', 'asks', 'dollar', 'woman', 'say', 'well', 'asked', 'husband', 'get', 'mailman', 'christmas', 'said', 'give', 'dollar']","['mailman', 'knock', 'door', 'deliver', 'package', 'christmas', 'eve']","['beautiful', 'woman', 'open', 'door', 'wearing', 'lingere', 'woman', 'pull', 'mailman', 'inside', 'begin', 'kissing', 'removing', 'clothes', 'confused', 'enjoying', 'situation', 'mailman', 'let', 'woman', 'continue', 'sex', 'afterwards', 'mailman', 'put', 'clothes', 'back', 'woman', 'hand', 'single', 'dollar', 'confused', 'asks', 'dollar', 'woman', 'say', 'well', 'asked', 'husband', 'get', 'mailman', 'christmas', 'said', 'give', 'dollar', 'mailman', 'knock', 'door', 'deliver', 'package', 'christmas', 'eve']",52
+"That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :) ",327d8u,51,Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW,"['mount', 'behind', 'lean', 'forward', 'whisper', 'sister', 'liked', 'see', 'stay', 'ten', 'second']","['ever', 'heard', 'rodeo', 'sex', 'nsfw']","['mount', 'behind', 'lean', 'forward', 'whisper', 'sister', 'liked', 'see', 'stay', 'ten', 'second', 'ever', 'heard', 'rodeo', 'sex', 'nsfw']",16
+"A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. ""How wonderful!  But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."" ""Oh, how tragic!  What about your second husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."" ""Oh, how terrible!  I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."" ""He died of a broken neck."" ""A broken neck?"" ""He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.""",4qyyzx,51,Marriage joke,"['woman', 'announces', 'friend', 'getting', 'married', 'fourth', 'time', 'wonderful', 'hope', 'mind', 'asking', 'happened', 'first', 'husband', 'ate', 'poisonous', 'mushroom', 'died', 'oh', 'tragic', 'second', 'husband', 'ate', 'poisonous', 'mushroom', 'died', 'oh', 'terrible', 'almost', 'afraid', 'ask', 'third', 'husband', 'died', 'broken', 'neck', 'broken', 'neck', 'would', 'eat', 'mushroom']","['marriage', 'joke']","['woman', 'announces', 'friend', 'getting', 'married', 'fourth', 'time', 'wonderful', 'hope', 'mind', 'asking', 'happened', 'first', 'husband', 'ate', 'poisonous', 'mushroom', 'died', 'oh', 'tragic', 'second', 'husband', 'ate', 'poisonous', 'mushroom', 'died', 'oh', 'terrible', 'almost', 'afraid', 'ask', 'third', 'husband', 'died', 'broken', 'neck', 'broken', 'neck', 'would', 'eat', 'mushroom', 'marriage', 'joke']",43
+"A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
+
+""Why so little,"" she asked the pet store owner.
+
+The owner looked at her seriously and said, ""Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff"". 
+
+The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have thebird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. 
+
+The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, ""New house, newmadam"" .
+
+The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then foundit kind of amusing.
+
+When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, ""New house, new madam, new girls"". 
+
+The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
+
+Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.The bird looked at him and said, ""Hi, Keith!""",4oh162,51,The Brothel Parrot,"['woman', 'went', 'pet', 'shop', 'immediately', 'spotted', 'large', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sign', 'cage', 'said', 'seemed', 'awfully', 'cheap', 'little', 'asked', 'pet', 'store', 'owner', 'owner', 'looked', 'seriously', 'said', 'look', 'tell', 'first', 'bird', 'used', 'live', 'house', 'prostitution', 'sometimes', 'say', 'pretty', 'vulgar', 'stuff', 'woman', 'thought', 'decided', 'thebird', 'anyway', 'took', 'home', 'hung', 'bird', 'cage', 'living', 'room', 'waited', 'say', 'something', 'bird', 'looked', 'around', 'room', 'said', 'new', 'house', 'newmadam', 'woman', 'bit', 'shocked', 'implication', 'foundit', 'kind', 'amusing', 'teenage', 'daughter', 'returned', 'school', 'bird', 'saw', 'enter', 'said', 'new', 'house', 'new', 'madam', 'new', 'girl', 'girl', 'woman', 'bit', 'offended', 'began', 'laugh', 'situation', 'considering', 'parrot', 'raised', 'moment', 'later', 'woman', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'bird', 'looked', 'said', 'hi', 'keith']","['brothel', 'parrot']","['woman', 'went', 'pet', 'shop', 'immediately', 'spotted', 'large', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sign', 'cage', 'said', 'seemed', 'awfully', 'cheap', 'little', 'asked', 'pet', 'store', 'owner', 'owner', 'looked', 'seriously', 'said', 'look', 'tell', 'first', 'bird', 'used', 'live', 'house', 'prostitution', 'sometimes', 'say', 'pretty', 'vulgar', 'stuff', 'woman', 'thought', 'decided', 'thebird', 'anyway', 'took', 'home', 'hung', 'bird', 'cage', 'living', 'room', 'waited', 'say', 'something', 'bird', 'looked', 'around', 'room', 'said', 'new', 'house', 'newmadam', 'woman', 'bit', 'shocked', 'implication', 'foundit', 'kind', 'amusing', 'teenage', 'daughter', 'returned', 'school', 'bird', 'saw', 'enter', 'said', 'new', 'house', 'new', 'madam', 'new', 'girl', 'girl', 'woman', 'bit', 'offended', 'began', 'laugh', 'situation', 'considering', 'parrot', 'raised', 'moment', 'later', 'woman', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'bird', 'looked', 'said', 'hi', 'keith', 'brothel', 'parrot']",104
+It was tense.,3w1td4,51,"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.",['tense'],"['past', 'present', 'future', 'walked', 'bar']","['tense', 'past', 'present', 'future', 'walked', 'bar']",6
+He came out of the cupboard,1j4le1,51,Have you heard about the gay midget?,"['came', 'cupboard']","['heard', 'gay', 'midget']","['came', 'cupboard', 'heard', 'gay', 'midget']",5
+It’s either Sunni or Shiite.,3clg72,51,What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common?,"['either', 'sunni', 'shiite']","['weather', 'england', 'muslim', 'common']","['either', 'sunni', 'shiite', 'weather', 'england', 'muslim', 'common']",7
+"A rich guy and a poor guy are having a pint down at the pub. They discover their wives have the same birthday. The poor guy asks ""What will you give your wife for her birthday?"". The rich guy responds "" a Porsche and a diamond ring"". His friend asks, ""but why?"" The rich guy: ""Simple. If she doesn't like the ring, she can just drive down to the jewellers in the Porsche and exchange it"". 
+
+So the rich guy says, ""How about you?"". The poor guy: ""I'm going to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo"". The rich guy scratches his head and asks ""why?"". The poor guy responds ""Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!""",1lc4g2,51,The rich guy and the poor guy.,"['rich', 'guy', 'poor', 'guy', 'pint', 'pub', 'discover', 'wife', 'birthday', 'poor', 'guy', 'asks', 'give', 'wife', 'birthday', 'rich', 'guy', 'responds', 'porsche', 'diamond', 'ring', 'friend', 'asks', 'rich', 'guy', 'simple', 'like', 'ring', 'drive', 'jeweller', 'porsche', 'exchange', 'rich', 'guy', 'say', 'poor', 'guy', 'going', 'get', 'pair', 'slipper', 'dildo', 'rich', 'guy', 'scratch', 'head', 'asks', 'poor', 'guy', 'responds', 'well', 'like', 'slipper', 'go', 'fuck']","['rich', 'guy', 'poor', 'guy']","['rich', 'guy', 'poor', 'guy', 'pint', 'pub', 'discover', 'wife', 'birthday', 'poor', 'guy', 'asks', 'give', 'wife', 'birthday', 'rich', 'guy', 'responds', 'porsche', 'diamond', 'ring', 'friend', 'asks', 'rich', 'guy', 'simple', 'like', 'ring', 'drive', 'jeweller', 'porsche', 'exchange', 'rich', 'guy', 'say', 'poor', 'guy', 'going', 'get', 'pair', 'slipper', 'dildo', 'rich', 'guy', 'scratch', 'head', 'asks', 'poor', 'guy', 'responds', 'well', 'like', 'slipper', 'go', 'fuck', 'rich', 'guy', 'poor', 'guy']",59
+Womb raider,4ivfv4,51,What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called?,"['womb', 'raider']","['would', 'video', 'game', 'abortion', 'nurse', 'called']","['womb', 'raider', 'would', 'video', 'game', 'abortion', 'nurse', 'called']",8
+None,4w577u,51,How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?,['none'],"['many', 'potato', 'take', 'kill', 'irishman']","['none', 'many', 'potato', 'take', 'kill', 'irishman']",6
+"Three nuns went to a baseball game. Over the course of the baseball game, the nuns became increasingly rowdy. So, three men behind them began to have a loud discussion.
+
+""I think i'll move to Idaho, I hear that there are only 20 nuns there,"" said the first man.
+
+""20 nuns? I'm going to move to South Dakota. I hear that there are only 10 nuns there,"" said the second man.
+
+Just before the third man could speak, one of the nuns turned around and said, ""You should go to hell, I hear that there are no nuns there.""",2o9w15,51,Three nuns went to a baseball game,"['three', 'nun', 'went', 'baseball', 'game', 'course', 'baseball', 'game', 'nun', 'became', 'increasingly', 'rowdy', 'three', 'men', 'behind', 'began', 'loud', 'discussion', 'think', 'move', 'idaho', 'hear', 'nun', 'said', 'first', 'man', 'nun', 'going', 'move', 'south', 'dakota', 'hear', 'nun', 'said', 'second', 'man', 'third', 'man', 'could', 'speak', 'one', 'nun', 'turned', 'around', 'said', 'go', 'hell', 'hear', 'nun']","['three', 'nun', 'went', 'baseball', 'game']","['three', 'nun', 'went', 'baseball', 'game', 'course', 'baseball', 'game', 'nun', 'became', 'increasingly', 'rowdy', 'three', 'men', 'behind', 'began', 'loud', 'discussion', 'think', 'move', 'idaho', 'hear', 'nun', 'said', 'first', 'man', 'nun', 'going', 'move', 'south', 'dakota', 'hear', 'nun', 'said', 'second', 'man', 'third', 'man', 'could', 'speak', 'one', 'nun', 'turned', 'around', 'said', 'go', 'hell', 'hear', 'nun', 'three', 'nun', 'went', 'baseball', 'game']",54
+Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?,4ok000,51,Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs,"['gator', 'make', 'ticking', 'sound', 'approach']","['disney', 'post', 'warning', 'sign']","['gator', 'make', 'ticking', 'sound', 'approach', 'disney', 'post', 'warning', 'sign']",9
+"The driver responds, ""He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'""",2wt1ee,51,"A cop pulls over a car. He walks up, and smells a heavy weed smell. The man turns to him, and his eye are redder than a Coca-Cola can. The cop looks at him and says, ""How high are you?!?!?!?""","['driver', 'responds', 'officer']","['cop', 'pull', 'car', 'walk', 'smell', 'heavy', 'weed', 'smell', 'man', 'turn', 'eye', 'redder', 'cop', 'look', 'say', 'high']","['driver', 'responds', 'officer', 'cop', 'pull', 'car', 'walk', 'smell', 'heavy', 'weed', 'smell', 'man', 'turn', 'eye', 'redder', 'cop', 'look', 'say', 'high']",19
+" He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
+
+The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.
+
+The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
+
+The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
+
+Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
+
+The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
+
+The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
+
+The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”
+
+The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
+
+The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”
+
+The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”
+
+The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”
+
+The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”
+
+The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
+
+Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
+
+The man demands the key to the stone door.
+
+The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.
+
+He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
+
+Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.
+
+So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
+
+Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”
+
+The man is relieved to no end.
+
+He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
+
+But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk",4wcv5p,51,A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.,"['go', 'monastery', 'knock', 'door', 'say', 'car', 'broke', 'think', 'could', 'stay', 'night', 'monk', 'graciously', 'accept', 'feed', 'dinner', 'even', 'fix', 'car', 'man', 'try', 'fall', 'asleep', 'hears', 'strange', 'sound', 'next', 'morning', 'asks', 'monk', 'sound', 'say', 'tell', 'man', 'disappointed', 'thanks', 'anyway', 'go', 'merry', 'way', 'year', 'later', 'man', 'break', 'front', 'monastery', 'monk', 'accept', 'feed', 'even', 'fix', 'car', 'night', 'hears', 'strange', 'noise', 'heard', 'year', 'earlier', 'next', 'morning', 'asks', 'monk', 'reply', 'tell', 'man', 'say', 'right', 'right', 'dying', 'know', 'way', 'find', 'sound', 'become', 'monk', 'become', 'monk', 'monk', 'reply', 'must', 'travel', 'earth', 'tell', 'u', 'many', 'blade', 'grass', 'exact', 'number', 'sand', 'pebble', 'find', 'number', 'become', 'man', 'set', 'task', 'year', 'later', 'return', 'knock', 'door', 'monastery', 'say', 'traveled', 'earth', 'found', 'asked', 'blade', 'grass', 'sand', 'pebble', 'monk', 'reply', 'congratulation', 'monk', 'shall', 'show', 'way', 'monk', 'lead', 'man', 'wooden', 'door', 'head', 'monk', 'say', 'sound', 'right', 'behind', 'man', 'reach', 'knob', 'door', 'locked', 'say', 'real', 'funny', 'may', 'key', 'monk', 'give', 'key', 'open', 'door', 'behind', 'wooden', 'door', 'another', 'door', 'made', 'stone', 'man', 'demand', 'key', 'stone', 'door', 'monk', 'give', 'key', 'open', 'find', 'door', 'made', 'ruby', 'demand', 'another', 'key', 'monk', 'provide', 'behind', 'door', 'another', 'door', 'one', 'made', 'sapphire', 'went', 'man', 'gone', 'door', 'emerald', 'silver', 'topaz', 'amethyst', 'finally', 'monk', 'say', 'last', 'key', 'last', 'man', 'relieved', 'end', 'unlocks', 'door', 'turn', 'knob', 'behind', 'door', 'amazed', 'find', 'source', 'strange', 'sound', 'tell', 'monk']","['man', 'driving', 'road', 'break', 'near', 'monastery']","['go', 'monastery', 'knock', 'door', 'say', 'car', 'broke', 'think', 'could', 'stay', 'night', 'monk', 'graciously', 'accept', 'feed', 'dinner', 'even', 'fix', 'car', 'man', 'try', 'fall', 'asleep', 'hears', 'strange', 'sound', 'next', 'morning', 'asks', 'monk', 'sound', 'say', 'tell', 'man', 'disappointed', 'thanks', 'anyway', 'go', 'merry', 'way', 'year', 'later', 'man', 'break', 'front', 'monastery', 'monk', 'accept', 'feed', 'even', 'fix', 'car', 'night', 'hears', 'strange', 'noise', 'heard', 'year', 'earlier', 'next', 'morning', 'asks', 'monk', 'reply', 'tell', 'man', 'say', 'right', 'right', 'dying', 'know', 'way', 'find', 'sound', 'become', 'monk', 'become', 'monk', 'monk', 'reply', 'must', 'travel', 'earth', 'tell', 'u', 'many', 'blade', 'grass', 'exact', 'number', 'sand', 'pebble', 'find', 'number', 'become', 'man', 'set', 'task', 'year', 'later', 'return', 'knock', 'door', 'monastery', 'say', 'traveled', 'earth', 'found', 'asked', 'blade', 'grass', 'sand', 'pebble', 'monk', 'reply', 'congratulation', 'monk', 'shall', 'show', 'way', 'monk', 'lead', 'man', 'wooden', 'door', 'head', 'monk', 'say', 'sound', 'right', 'behind', 'man', 'reach', 'knob', 'door', 'locked', 'say', 'real', 'funny', 'may', 'key', 'monk', 'give', 'key', 'open', 'door', 'behind', 'wooden', 'door', 'another', 'door', 'made', 'stone', 'man', 'demand', 'key', 'stone', 'door', 'monk', 'give', 'key', 'open', 'find', 'door', 'made', 'ruby', 'demand', 'another', 'key', 'monk', 'provide', 'behind', 'door', 'another', 'door', 'one', 'made', 'sapphire', 'went', 'man', 'gone', 'door', 'emerald', 'silver', 'topaz', 'amethyst', 'finally', 'monk', 'say', 'last', 'key', 'last', 'man', 'relieved', 'end', 'unlocks', 'door', 'turn', 'knob', 'behind', 'door', 'amazed', 'find', 'source', 'strange', 'sound', 'tell', 'monk', 'man', 'driving', 'road', 'break', 'near', 'monastery']",214
+I can't wait till they see it ,2v76nj,51,I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish,"['ca', 'wait', 'till', 'see']","['made', 'scathing', 'video', 'mocking', 'amish']","['ca', 'wait', 'till', 'see', 'made', 'scathing', 'video', 'mocking', 'amish']",9
+"A rich man, and a poor man share the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet up to compare gifts. One particular year they meet up on a park bench, and the rich man starts by saying: ""I got my wife a diamond ring, and a new Mercedes. That way if the ring isn't right she can drive back to the jeweler, and still be happy in her new car."" The poor man looks at him, and says: ""I got my wife a pair of slippers, and a dildo. That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.""",258gzt,51,A Rich Man and a Poor Man(Seen on The Sopranos),"['rich', 'man', 'poor', 'man', 'share', 'wedding', 'anniversary', 'every', 'year', 'meet', 'compare', 'gift', 'one', 'particular', 'year', 'meet', 'park', 'bench', 'rich', 'man', 'start', 'saying', 'got', 'wife', 'diamond', 'ring', 'new', 'mercedes', 'way', 'ring', 'right', 'drive', 'back', 'jeweler', 'still', 'happy', 'new', 'car', 'poor', 'man', 'look', 'say', 'got', 'wife', 'pair', 'slipper', 'dildo', 'way', 'like', 'slipper', 'go', 'fuck']","['rich', 'man', 'poor', 'man', 'seen', 'soprano']","['rich', 'man', 'poor', 'man', 'share', 'wedding', 'anniversary', 'every', 'year', 'meet', 'compare', 'gift', 'one', 'particular', 'year', 'meet', 'park', 'bench', 'rich', 'man', 'start', 'saying', 'got', 'wife', 'diamond', 'ring', 'new', 'mercedes', 'way', 'ring', 'right', 'drive', 'back', 'jeweler', 'still', 'happy', 'new', 'car', 'poor', 'man', 'look', 'say', 'got', 'wife', 'pair', 'slipper', 'dildo', 'way', 'like', 'slipper', 'go', 'fuck', 'rich', 'man', 'poor', 'man', 'seen', 'soprano']",58
+"and he is walking up the driveway when a robber bursts out of the house with a bag of jewelry.  The man is surprised at first, but then he chases and tackles the robber
+
+""Please don't hurt me man!  Let me go, I have a family to feed!""
+
+The man pauses, and then says,""Alright, I will let you go with the jewelry if you tell me one thing.""
+
+""Great!  What do you want me to tell you?""
+
+""How the hell did you get in the house without waking my wife up!?""
+
+Edit:  Fixed a plot hole; thanks duklapragueawaykit",26mvhv,51,A drunk man is walking home from the bar...,"['walking', 'driveway', 'robber', 'burst', 'house', 'bag', 'jewelry', 'man', 'surprised', 'first', 'chase', 'tackle', 'robber', 'please', 'hurt', 'man', 'let', 'go', 'family', 'feed', 'man', 'pause', 'say', 'alright', 'let', 'go', 'jewelry', 'tell', 'one', 'thing', 'great', 'want', 'tell', 'hell', 'get', 'house', 'without', 'waking', 'wife', 'edit', 'fixed', 'plot', 'hole', 'thanks', 'duklapragueawaykit']","['drunk', 'man', 'walking', 'home', 'bar']","['walking', 'driveway', 'robber', 'burst', 'house', 'bag', 'jewelry', 'man', 'surprised', 'first', 'chase', 'tackle', 'robber', 'please', 'hurt', 'man', 'let', 'go', 'family', 'feed', 'man', 'pause', 'say', 'alright', 'let', 'go', 'jewelry', 'tell', 'one', 'thing', 'great', 'want', 'tell', 'hell', 'get', 'house', 'without', 'waking', 'wife', 'edit', 'fixed', 'plot', 'hole', 'thanks', 'duklapragueawaykit', 'drunk', 'man', 'walking', 'home', 'bar']",50
+I usually end up stabbing the chair.,4vvon8,51,I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.,"['usually', 'end', 'stabbing', 'chair']","['always', 'get', 'nervous', 'injection', 'shut', 'eye']","['usually', 'end', 'stabbing', 'chair', 'always', 'get', 'nervous', 'injection', 'shut', 'eye']",10
+Wataaaaah!,445pse,51,What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?,['wataaaaah'],"['bruce', 'lee', 'favorite', 'drink']","['wataaaaah', 'bruce', 'lee', 'favorite', 'drink']",5
+"Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor
+
+Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk
+
+Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk
+
+New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain
+
+Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows
+
+Capitalism:  You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.
+
+Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them
+
+Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned
+
+Binaryism: You have 10 cows",3bl9q4,51,"If you have two cows,","['socialism', 'government', 'take', 'one', 'give', 'neighbor', 'communism', 'give', 'government', 'government', 'give', 'milk', 'fascism', 'keep', 'cow', 'give', 'milk', 'government', 'government', 'sell', 'milk', 'new', 'dealism', 'shoot', 'one', 'milk', 'pour', 'milk', 'drain', 'nazism', 'government', 'shoot', 'keep', 'cow', 'capitalism', 'sell', 'one', 'buy', 'bull', 'put', 'wife', 'name', 'declare', 'bankruptcy', 'environmentalism', 'two', 'cow', 'government', 'ban', 'milking', 'killing', 'totalitarianism', 'two', 'cow', 'government', 'take', 'denies', 'ever', 'existed', 'milk', 'banned', 'binaryism', 'cow']","['two', 'cow']","['socialism', 'government', 'take', 'one', 'give', 'neighbor', 'communism', 'give', 'government', 'government', 'give', 'milk', 'fascism', 'keep', 'cow', 'give', 'milk', 'government', 'government', 'sell', 'milk', 'new', 'dealism', 'shoot', 'one', 'milk', 'pour', 'milk', 'drain', 'nazism', 'government', 'shoot', 'keep', 'cow', 'capitalism', 'sell', 'one', 'buy', 'bull', 'put', 'wife', 'name', 'declare', 'bankruptcy', 'environmentalism', 'two', 'cow', 'government', 'ban', 'milking', 'killing', 'totalitarianism', 'two', 'cow', 'government', 'take', 'denies', 'ever', 'existed', 'milk', 'banned', 'binaryism', 'cow', 'two', 'cow']",65
+"The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
+He drops his pants and the doc says, ""My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles!""
+
+The pirate responds, ""ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"" ",1bzy46,51,A Pirate Walks Into the Doctors Office,"['pirate', 'walk', 'tell', 'doc', 'issue', 'drop', 'pant', 'doc', 'say', 'god', 'problem', 'steering', 'wheel', 'attached', 'testicle', 'pirate', 'responds', 'arrr', 'drivin', 'nut']","['pirate', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office']","['pirate', 'walk', 'tell', 'doc', 'issue', 'drop', 'pant', 'doc', 'say', 'god', 'problem', 'steering', 'wheel', 'attached', 'testicle', 'pirate', 'responds', 'arrr', 'drivin', 'nut', 'pirate', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office']",24
+Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish,4k5xru,51,What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?,['fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish'],"['call', 'fish', 'eye']","['fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish', 'call', 'fish', 'eye']",4
+the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.,28mf1k,51,whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator,"['refrigerator', 'fart', 'take', 'meat']","['whats', 'difference', 'gay', 'guy', 'refrigerator']","['refrigerator', 'fart', 'take', 'meat', 'whats', 'difference', 'gay', 'guy', 'refrigerator']",9
+"He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, ""here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife.""
+
+The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub.
+
+When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied ""Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittin' in church next to me wife.""
+
+The next day Patty was shopping in the market when she ran into Patrick's best friend, also named Patrick. ""What a great toast Patrick had last night"" Patrick said excitedly. 
+
+Patty agreed, albeit a little confused, ""yeah but I don't know where it came from, we only do that twice a year and when we do I have to pull Patrick's ear to get him to come.""",2a5y41,51,Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub.,"['raised', 'glass', 'proclaimed', 'toast', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'layin', 'bed', 'next', 'wife', 'toast', 'met', 'raucous', 'cheer', 'applause', 'patrick', 'given', 'toast', 'night', 'award', 'given', 'every', 'tuesday', 'pub', 'brought', 'trophy', 'home', 'wife', 'patty', 'asked', 'said', 'get', 'prestigious', 'award', 'treading', 'carefully', 'replied', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'sittin', 'church', 'next', 'wife', 'next', 'day', 'patty', 'shopping', 'market', 'ran', 'patrick', 'best', 'friend', 'also', 'named', 'patrick', 'great', 'toast', 'patrick', 'last', 'night', 'patrick', 'said', 'excitedly', 'patty', 'agreed', 'albeit', 'little', 'confused', 'yeah', 'know', 'came', 'twice', 'year', 'pull', 'patrick', 'ear', 'get', 'come']","['patrick', 'drinking', 'heavily', 'tuesday', 'night', 'local', 'pub']","['raised', 'glass', 'proclaimed', 'toast', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'layin', 'bed', 'next', 'wife', 'toast', 'met', 'raucous', 'cheer', 'applause', 'patrick', 'given', 'toast', 'night', 'award', 'given', 'every', 'tuesday', 'pub', 'brought', 'trophy', 'home', 'wife', 'patty', 'asked', 'said', 'get', 'prestigious', 'award', 'treading', 'carefully', 'replied', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'sittin', 'church', 'next', 'wife', 'next', 'day', 'patty', 'shopping', 'market', 'ran', 'patrick', 'best', 'friend', 'also', 'named', 'patrick', 'great', 'toast', 'patrick', 'last', 'night', 'patrick', 'said', 'excitedly', 'patty', 'agreed', 'albeit', 'little', 'confused', 'yeah', 'know', 'came', 'twice', 'year', 'pull', 'patrick', 'ear', 'get', 'come', 'patrick', 'drinking', 'heavily', 'tuesday', 'night', 'local', 'pub']",87
+"It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb.
+
+The hard part is getting them in there.",365jwo,51,How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?,"['take', 'two', 'mouse', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb', 'hard', 'part', 'getting']","['many', 'mouse', 'take', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']","['take', 'two', 'mouse', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb', 'hard', 'part', 'getting', 'many', 'mouse', 'take', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']",15
+"Well, he had a hand in it",42t08z,51,One of my ancestors invented the glove,"['well', 'hand']","['one', 'ancestor', 'invented', 'glove']","['well', 'hand', 'one', 'ancestor', 'invented', 'glove']",6
+"They get hit by a bus, die and go to heaven.
+They reach the pearly gates and St. Peter is there waiting for them.
+As they line up, St. Peter says ""Right ladies, in order for you to get into heaven you must answer a question each."" The Nuns nod and agree.
+
+St. Peter turns to the first Nun and asks ""Who was the first man on earth?"" the first nun replies ""That's easy, Adam!"" 
+""Correct, collect your wings and halo and come on in""
+
+St. Peter turns to the second nun and asks ""Who was the first woman on earth?""
+""Easy!"" replies the nun ""Eve.""
+""Correct collect your wings and halo and in you go""
+
+St.Peter then turns to the last nun and says ""Now this question is a little more difficult, since you are mother superior""
+
+The nun says ""Fire away I'm ready""
+
+""OK, what did Eve say to Adam on the first night they met?""
+
+The nun looking puzzled, says ""Hmmmmm now that's a hard one.""
+
+St. Peter replies ""Correct! collect your wings and halo and in you go!""
+",2wezv9,51,Three Nuns cross the road...,"['get', 'hit', 'bus', 'die', 'go', 'heaven', 'reach', 'pearly', 'gate', 'peter', 'waiting', 'line', 'peter', 'say', 'right', 'lady', 'order', 'get', 'heaven', 'must', 'answer', 'question', 'nun', 'nod', 'agree', 'peter', 'turn', 'first', 'nun', 'asks', 'first', 'man', 'earth', 'first', 'nun', 'reply', 'easy', 'adam', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'come', 'peter', 'turn', 'second', 'nun', 'asks', 'first', 'woman', 'earth', 'easy', 'reply', 'nun', 'eve', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'go', 'turn', 'last', 'nun', 'say', 'question', 'little', 'difficult', 'since', 'mother', 'superior', 'nun', 'say', 'fire', 'away', 'ready', 'ok', 'eve', 'say', 'adam', 'first', 'night', 'met', 'nun', 'looking', 'puzzled', 'say', 'hmmmmm', 'hard', 'one', 'peter', 'reply', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'go']","['three', 'nun', 'cross', 'road']","['get', 'hit', 'bus', 'die', 'go', 'heaven', 'reach', 'pearly', 'gate', 'peter', 'waiting', 'line', 'peter', 'say', 'right', 'lady', 'order', 'get', 'heaven', 'must', 'answer', 'question', 'nun', 'nod', 'agree', 'peter', 'turn', 'first', 'nun', 'asks', 'first', 'man', 'earth', 'first', 'nun', 'reply', 'easy', 'adam', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'come', 'peter', 'turn', 'second', 'nun', 'asks', 'first', 'woman', 'earth', 'easy', 'reply', 'nun', 'eve', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'go', 'turn', 'last', 'nun', 'say', 'question', 'little', 'difficult', 'since', 'mother', 'superior', 'nun', 'say', 'fire', 'away', 'ready', 'ok', 'eve', 'say', 'adam', 'first', 'night', 'met', 'nun', 'looking', 'puzzled', 'say', 'hmmmmm', 'hard', 'one', 'peter', 'reply', 'correct', 'collect', 'wing', 'halo', 'go', 'three', 'nun', 'cross', 'road']",100
+"... but the animals have agreed in the sake of understandable issues not to crap all over the place where they live. And let me tell you they also appointed the local police-bear to watch out for any rule-breakers. 
+
+Still, the rabbit is feeling a very hard urge to let go a few of his brown droplets in a secluded area. He knew that the fox did it and the bear didn't catch him so he had it going for him. Alas, the police-bear happened to be in the vicinity of the crime. He didn't see it happening but let me tell you he had a nose for these kind of things, he even caught a pair of birds shitting off of a tree branch.
+
+Now, the police-bear approaches the rabbit *""Did you shit in the woods, rabbit?""*
+
+The rabbit quickly covers his misdoing with his hat. *""No, sir, but as others might say, does the bear shit in the wood""*
+
+Rather angrily and not amused the police-bear answers *""Don't play smartass with me, I saw you covering your shit with your hat""*
+
+*""But sir I mean it, I have not shat here. You see I was catching a butterfly, that's what I covered with my hat""*
+
+*""Then lift your hat""*
+
+*""No can do, it will fly away""*
+
+The police-bear thinks, this rabbit won't outfox him like the fox did earlier. He readies his pistol and shoots a couple of rounds at the hat. ""Now it won't fly away, lift your hat""
+
+*""Aye, sir""* and the rabbit slowly raises the hat, and as the police bear sees the shit beneath, the rabbit exclaims in a high pitched voice:
+
+*""**Fuck, bear, you shot the living crap out of it!**""*",51kkzj,51,A rabbit needs to shit in the woods...,"['animal', 'agreed', 'sake', 'understandable', 'issue', 'crap', 'place', 'live', 'let', 'tell', 'also', 'appointed', 'local', 'watch', 'still', 'rabbit', 'feeling', 'hard', 'urge', 'let', 'go', 'brown', 'droplet', 'secluded', 'area', 'knew', 'fox', 'bear', 'catch', 'going', 'ala', 'happened', 'vicinity', 'crime', 'see', 'happening', 'let', 'tell', 'nose', 'kind', 'thing', 'even', 'caught', 'pair', 'bird', 'shitting', 'tree', 'branch', 'approach', 'rabbit', 'shit', 'wood', 'rabbit', 'rabbit', 'quickly', 'cover', 'misdoing', 'hat', 'sir', 'others', 'might', 'say', 'bear', 'shit', 'wood', 'rather', 'angrily', 'amused', 'answer', 'play', 'smarta', 'saw', 'covering', 'shit', 'hat', 'sir', 'mean', 'shat', 'see', 'catching', 'butterfly', 'covered', 'hat', 'lift', 'hat', 'fly', 'away', 'think', 'rabbit', 'wo', 'outfox', 'like', 'fox', 'earlier', 'ready', 'pistol', 'shoot', 'couple', 'round', 'hat', 'wo', 'fly', 'away', 'lift', 'hat', 'aye', 'sir', 'rabbit', 'slowly', 'raise', 'hat', 'police', 'bear', 'see', 'shit', 'beneath', 'rabbit', 'exclaims', 'high', 'pitched', 'voice', 'fuck', 'bear', 'shot', 'living', 'crap']","['rabbit', 'need', 'shit', 'wood']","['animal', 'agreed', 'sake', 'understandable', 'issue', 'crap', 'place', 'live', 'let', 'tell', 'also', 'appointed', 'local', 'watch', 'still', 'rabbit', 'feeling', 'hard', 'urge', 'let', 'go', 'brown', 'droplet', 'secluded', 'area', 'knew', 'fox', 'bear', 'catch', 'going', 'ala', 'happened', 'vicinity', 'crime', 'see', 'happening', 'let', 'tell', 'nose', 'kind', 'thing', 'even', 'caught', 'pair', 'bird', 'shitting', 'tree', 'branch', 'approach', 'rabbit', 'shit', 'wood', 'rabbit', 'rabbit', 'quickly', 'cover', 'misdoing', 'hat', 'sir', 'others', 'might', 'say', 'bear', 'shit', 'wood', 'rather', 'angrily', 'amused', 'answer', 'play', 'smarta', 'saw', 'covering', 'shit', 'hat', 'sir', 'mean', 'shat', 'see', 'catching', 'butterfly', 'covered', 'hat', 'lift', 'hat', 'fly', 'away', 'think', 'rabbit', 'wo', 'outfox', 'like', 'fox', 'earlier', 'ready', 'pistol', 'shoot', 'couple', 'round', 'hat', 'wo', 'fly', 'away', 'lift', 'hat', 'aye', 'sir', 'rabbit', 'slowly', 'raise', 'hat', 'police', 'bear', 'see', 'shit', 'beneath', 'rabbit', 'exclaims', 'high', 'pitched', 'voice', 'fuck', 'bear', 'shot', 'living', 'crap', 'rabbit', 'need', 'shit', 'wood']",130
+Go straight for the juggler.,39y9xz,51,What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?,"['go', 'straight', 'juggler']","['first', 'thing', 'attacked', 'gang', 'clown']","['go', 'straight', 'juggler', 'first', 'thing', 'attacked', 'gang', 'clown']",8
+"He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves. 
+
+Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor birthday cake and received numerous tractor themed gifts)  Terry's life turned on it's head. An old farmer, a tractor driver and hero of Terry's stopped him in the street and said ""Isn't it about time you grew up a bit lad and stopped wasting your life obsessing over tractors?"" Terry had developed a thick skin over the years when it came to ignoring the haters but he knew that this man was no hater, he was a tractor lover and had Terry's best interests at heart. 
+
+After a couple of days of deep thought and soul searching Terry made his decision. The posters were ripped down, the bed spread put on ebay, the toys sent to a local charity shop. It was done. He was now a man.
+
+Somewhat perplexed by his sudden lack of tractor entertainment options Terry decided to visit a pub for the first time. He wandered in, ordered a pint and took up residence in the corner of the pub.
+
+Shortly after arriving Terry noticed a bit of commotion over by the bar *note this was in the days before the smoking ban*. A towel left too close to the ashtray had caught fire on a cigarette ember. Smoke rapidly began to fill the room and despite the bar staff successfully extinguishing the fire and wafting vigorously they were soon left with no option but to order everyone out of the bar.
+
+Just as people began to leave Terry stood up. ""wait"" he shouted, everyone watched as he ran over to where the smoke was the thickest and took in a huge breath inhaling all the smoke! He then ran to the window, opened it and blew all the smoke outside before returning to his original seat.
+
+""Incredible"", ""unbelievable"", ""how on earth did you do that!?"" came the cries.
+
+""Well"" explained Terry ""you see I'm an ex-tractor-fan""",37azqv,51,Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover?,"['ultimate', 'tractor', 'enthusiast', 'bedroom', 'plastered', 'tractor', 'poster', 'bed', 'adorned', 'tractor', 'bed', 'spread', 'tractor', 'toy', 'littered', 'floor', 'tractor', 'maintenance', 'dvd', 'dominated', 'shelf', 'shortly', 'terry', 'birthday', 'course', 'tractor', 'birthday', 'cake', 'received', 'numerous', 'tractor', 'themed', 'gift', 'terry', 'life', 'turned', 'head', 'old', 'farmer', 'tractor', 'driver', 'hero', 'terry', 'stopped', 'street', 'said', 'time', 'grew', 'bit', 'lad', 'stopped', 'wasting', 'life', 'obsessing', 'tractor', 'terry', 'developed', 'thick', 'skin', 'year', 'came', 'ignoring', 'hater', 'knew', 'man', 'hater', 'tractor', 'lover', 'terry', 'best', 'interest', 'heart', 'couple', 'day', 'deep', 'thought', 'soul', 'searching', 'terry', 'made', 'decision', 'poster', 'ripped', 'bed', 'spread', 'put', 'ebay', 'toy', 'sent', 'local', 'charity', 'shop', 'done', 'man', 'somewhat', 'perplexed', 'sudden', 'lack', 'tractor', 'entertainment', 'option', 'terry', 'decided', 'visit', 'pub', 'first', 'time', 'wandered', 'ordered', 'pint', 'took', 'residence', 'corner', 'pub', 'shortly', 'arriving', 'terry', 'noticed', 'bit', 'commotion', 'bar', 'note', 'day', 'smoking', 'ban', 'towel', 'left', 'close', 'ashtray', 'caught', 'fire', 'cigarette', 'ember', 'smoke', 'rapidly', 'began', 'fill', 'room', 'despite', 'bar', 'staff', 'successfully', 'extinguishing', 'fire', 'wafting', 'vigorously', 'soon', 'left', 'option', 'order', 'everyone', 'bar', 'people', 'began', 'leave', 'terry', 'stood', 'wait', 'shouted', 'everyone', 'watched', 'ran', 'smoke', 'thickest', 'took', 'huge', 'breath', 'inhaling', 'smoke', 'ran', 'window', 'opened', 'blew', 'smoke', 'outside', 'returning', 'original', 'seat', 'incredible', 'unbelievable', 'earth', 'came', 'cry', 'well', 'explained', 'terry', 'see']","['heard', 'terry', 'tractor', 'lover']","['ultimate', 'tractor', 'enthusiast', 'bedroom', 'plastered', 'tractor', 'poster', 'bed', 'adorned', 'tractor', 'bed', 'spread', 'tractor', 'toy', 'littered', 'floor', 'tractor', 'maintenance', 'dvd', 'dominated', 'shelf', 'shortly', 'terry', 'birthday', 'course', 'tractor', 'birthday', 'cake', 'received', 'numerous', 'tractor', 'themed', 'gift', 'terry', 'life', 'turned', 'head', 'old', 'farmer', 'tractor', 'driver', 'hero', 'terry', 'stopped', 'street', 'said', 'time', 'grew', 'bit', 'lad', 'stopped', 'wasting', 'life', 'obsessing', 'tractor', 'terry', 'developed', 'thick', 'skin', 'year', 'came', 'ignoring', 'hater', 'knew', 'man', 'hater', 'tractor', 'lover', 'terry', 'best', 'interest', 'heart', 'couple', 'day', 'deep', 'thought', 'soul', 'searching', 'terry', 'made', 'decision', 'poster', 'ripped', 'bed', 'spread', 'put', 'ebay', 'toy', 'sent', 'local', 'charity', 'shop', 'done', 'man', 'somewhat', 'perplexed', 'sudden', 'lack', 'tractor', 'entertainment', 'option', 'terry', 'decided', 'visit', 'pub', 'first', 'time', 'wandered', 'ordered', 'pint', 'took', 'residence', 'corner', 'pub', 'shortly', 'arriving', 'terry', 'noticed', 'bit', 'commotion', 'bar', 'note', 'day', 'smoking', 'ban', 'towel', 'left', 'close', 'ashtray', 'caught', 'fire', 'cigarette', 'ember', 'smoke', 'rapidly', 'began', 'fill', 'room', 'despite', 'bar', 'staff', 'successfully', 'extinguishing', 'fire', 'wafting', 'vigorously', 'soon', 'left', 'option', 'order', 'everyone', 'bar', 'people', 'began', 'leave', 'terry', 'stood', 'wait', 'shouted', 'everyone', 'watched', 'ran', 'smoke', 'thickest', 'took', 'huge', 'breath', 'inhaling', 'smoke', 'ran', 'window', 'opened', 'blew', 'smoke', 'outside', 'returning', 'original', 'seat', 'incredible', 'unbelievable', 'earth', 'came', 'cry', 'well', 'explained', 'terry', 'see', 'heard', 'terry', 'tractor', 'lover']",191
+"A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.",3buvjc,51,It sucks to be a dick..,"['dick', 'sad', 'life', 'hair', 'mess', 'family', 'nut', 'neighbor', 'asshole', 'best', 'friend', 'pussy', 'owner', 'beat', 'habitually']","['suck', 'dick']","['dick', 'sad', 'life', 'hair', 'mess', 'family', 'nut', 'neighbor', 'asshole', 'best', 'friend', 'pussy', 'owner', 'beat', 'habitually', 'suck', 'dick']",17
+"The only other patron is sat at the end of the bar looking very down in the mouth. The guy walks over and offers to buy him a drink. He asks him why he looks so depressed? The guy replies;"" My name is Bill I've been a builder all my life..I bet I have built 50 houses...Do they call me 'Bill the housebuilder' ? ...No they don't ! I've built ten school houses...Do they call me 'Bill the schoolhouse builder' ? ..No they don't !... I've laid 100 miles of road....Do they call me 'Bill the road builder' ? ..No they don't ! .... But you fuck one goat !""",32zka3,51,A guy walks into a bar,"['patron', 'sat', 'end', 'bar', 'looking', 'mouth', 'guy', 'walk', 'offer', 'buy', 'drink', 'asks', 'look', 'depressed', 'guy', 'reply', 'name', 'bill', 'builder', 'life', 'bet', 'built', 'house', 'call', 'housebuilder', 'built', 'ten', 'school', 'house', 'call', 'schoolhouse', 'builder', 'laid', 'mile', 'road', 'call', 'road', 'builder', 'fuck', 'one', 'goat']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar']","['patron', 'sat', 'end', 'bar', 'looking', 'mouth', 'guy', 'walk', 'offer', 'buy', 'drink', 'asks', 'look', 'depressed', 'guy', 'reply', 'name', 'bill', 'builder', 'life', 'bet', 'built', 'house', 'call', 'housebuilder', 'built', 'ten', 'school', 'house', 'call', 'schoolhouse', 'builder', 'laid', 'mile', 'road', 'call', 'road', 'builder', 'fuck', 'one', 'goat', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']",44
+"Boyfriends are like noses...
+
+People get disgusted when you blow them in public.
+
+Especially if you're caught without a tissue",2a9qeg,51,Noses and Boyfriends,"['boyfriend', 'like', 'nose', 'people', 'get', 'disgusted', 'blow', 'public', 'especially', 'caught', 'without', 'tissue']","['nose', 'boyfriend']","['boyfriend', 'like', 'nose', 'people', 'get', 'disgusted', 'blow', 'public', 'especially', 'caught', 'without', 'tissue', 'nose', 'boyfriend']",14
+"Two fish are in a tank. 
+
+One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """,1f1qfp,51,Two fish are in a tank.,"['two', 'fish', 'tank', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'drive', 'thing']","['two', 'fish', 'tank']","['two', 'fish', 'tank', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'drive', 'thing', 'two', 'fish', 'tank']",11
+"A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, ""Why do you look so excited?"" The groom replies, ""I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."" The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, ""Why do you look so excited?"" The bride replies, ""I just gave the last blow job of my entire life.""",47keo6,51,Marriage joke,"['groom', 'wait', 'altar', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'best', 'man', 'asks', 'look', 'excited', 'groom', 'reply', 'best', 'blow', 'job', 'ever', 'entire', 'life', 'marrying', 'wonderful', 'woman', 'gave', 'bride', 'wait', 'end', 'aisle', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'maid', 'honor', 'asks', 'look', 'excited', 'bride', 'reply', 'gave', 'last', 'blow', 'job', 'entire', 'life']","['marriage', 'joke']","['groom', 'wait', 'altar', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'best', 'man', 'asks', 'look', 'excited', 'groom', 'reply', 'best', 'blow', 'job', 'ever', 'entire', 'life', 'marrying', 'wonderful', 'woman', 'gave', 'bride', 'wait', 'end', 'aisle', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'maid', 'honor', 'asks', 'look', 'excited', 'bride', 'reply', 'gave', 'last', 'blow', 'job', 'entire', 'life', 'marriage', 'joke']",45
+"...when a man comes up and flashes them.
+
+The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it.",1qjya7,51,Three nuns are sitting in the park...,"['man', 'come', 'flash', 'first', 'nun', 'second', 'stroke', 'second', 'nun', 'stroke', 'third', 'could', 'quite', 'reach']","['three', 'nun', 'sitting', 'park']","['man', 'come', 'flash', 'first', 'nun', 'second', 'stroke', 'second', 'nun', 'stroke', 'third', 'could', 'quite', 'reach', 'three', 'nun', 'sitting', 'park']",18
+Mrs Hawking,50fygo,51,What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?,"['mr', 'hawking']","['call', 'woman', 'pleasure', 'vegetable']","['mr', 'hawking', 'call', 'woman', 'pleasure', 'vegetable']",6
+That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn,2qmyff,51,Your mommas so fat,"['posted', 'renamed', 'sub']","['momma', 'fat']","['posted', 'renamed', 'sub', 'momma', 'fat']",5
+silicon valley,3nunhy,51,what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts?,"['silicon', 'valley']","['call', 'space', 'kim', 'kardashian', 'breast']","['silicon', 'valley', 'call', 'space', 'kim', 'kardashian', 'breast']",7
+"After about thirty seconds, he said, ""I wish I had a cock like that!""
+
+""Oh, really?"" I smiled.
+
+""Yeah, then my wife might leave me."" he added. ",4w9dkv,51,I was standing at a public urinal when a guy came in and stood next to me.,"['thirty', 'second', 'said', 'wish', 'cock', 'like', 'oh', 'really', 'smiled', 'yeah', 'wife', 'might', 'leave', 'added']","['standing', 'public', 'urinal', 'guy', 'came', 'stood', 'next']","['thirty', 'second', 'said', 'wish', 'cock', 'like', 'oh', 'really', 'smiled', 'yeah', 'wife', 'might', 'leave', 'added', 'standing', 'public', 'urinal', 'guy', 'came', 'stood', 'next']",21
+"A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. 
+
+Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said ""WHERE AM I?"" in large letters. 
+
+People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign read: ""IN A HELICOPTER."" 
+
+The pilot smiled, waved, looked at her map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how did the sign help determine their position. The pilot responded ""Well the response they gave me was technically correct, but completely useless, so I knew that had to be the Microsoft building.""",1n9hyj,51,Variation of the hot air balloon joke,"['helicopter', 'flying', 'around', 'seattle', 'electrical', 'malfunction', 'disabled', 'aircraft', 'electronic', 'navigation', 'communication', 'equipment', 'due', 'cloud', 'haze', 'pilot', 'could', 'determine', 'helicopter', 'position', 'course', 'fly', 'airport', 'pilot', 'saw', 'tall', 'building', 'flew', 'toward', 'circled', 'drew', 'handwritten', 'sign', 'held', 'helicopter', 'window', 'pilot', 'sign', 'said', 'large', 'letter', 'people', 'tall', 'building', 'quickly', 'responded', 'aircraft', 'drew', 'large', 'sign', 'held', 'building', 'window', 'sign', 'read', 'helicopter', 'pilot', 'smiled', 'waved', 'looked', 'map', 'determined', 'course', 'steer', 'seatac', 'airport', 'landed', 'safely', 'ground', 'asked', 'pilot', 'sign', 'help', 'determine', 'position', 'pilot', 'responded', 'well', 'response', 'gave', 'technically', 'correct', 'completely', 'useless', 'knew', 'microsoft', 'building']","['variation', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'joke']","['helicopter', 'flying', 'around', 'seattle', 'electrical', 'malfunction', 'disabled', 'aircraft', 'electronic', 'navigation', 'communication', 'equipment', 'due', 'cloud', 'haze', 'pilot', 'could', 'determine', 'helicopter', 'position', 'course', 'fly', 'airport', 'pilot', 'saw', 'tall', 'building', 'flew', 'toward', 'circled', 'drew', 'handwritten', 'sign', 'held', 'helicopter', 'window', 'pilot', 'sign', 'said', 'large', 'letter', 'people', 'tall', 'building', 'quickly', 'responded', 'aircraft', 'drew', 'large', 'sign', 'held', 'building', 'window', 'sign', 'read', 'helicopter', 'pilot', 'smiled', 'waved', 'looked', 'map', 'determined', 'course', 'steer', 'seatac', 'airport', 'landed', 'safely', 'ground', 'asked', 'pilot', 'sign', 'help', 'determine', 'position', 'pilot', 'responded', 'well', 'response', 'gave', 'technically', 'correct', 'completely', 'useless', 'knew', 'microsoft', 'building', 'variation', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'joke']",92
+None.,1qahil,51,How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?,['none'],"['many', 'potato', 'take', 'kill', 'irishman']","['none', 'many', 'potato', 'take', 'kill', 'irishman']",6
+"A man goes to his doctor for his prostate exam. The doctor gets his glove and starts doing his thing, when suddenly, he finds a £50 note! The doctor keeps searching and finds a large amount of notes and coins at different amounts. After he's sure he got everything out, he counts it all up.
+
+Doctor : *I don't want to alarm you, but I just pulled £1999.99 out of your ass! Have you any idea why or how this happened?*
+
+Patient : *I guess I'm just not feeling* ***too grand***.",35mgwi,51,Prostate Exam,"['man', 'go', 'doctor', 'prostate', 'exam', 'doctor', 'get', 'glove', 'start', 'thing', 'suddenly', 'find', 'note', 'doctor', 'keep', 'searching', 'find', 'large', 'amount', 'note', 'coin', 'different', 'amount', 'sure', 'got', 'everything', 'count', 'doctor', 'want', 'alarm', 'pulled', 'as', 'idea', 'happened', 'patient', 'guess', 'feeling', 'grand']","['prostate', 'exam']","['man', 'go', 'doctor', 'prostate', 'exam', 'doctor', 'get', 'glove', 'start', 'thing', 'suddenly', 'find', 'note', 'doctor', 'keep', 'searching', 'find', 'large', 'amount', 'note', 'coin', 'different', 'amount', 'sure', 'got', 'everything', 'count', 'doctor', 'want', 'alarm', 'pulled', 'as', 'idea', 'happened', 'patient', 'guess', 'feeling', 'grand', 'prostate', 'exam']",40
+Dude! Breathe!!,1ot94m,51,What did the green grape say to the purple grape?,"['dude', 'breathe']","['green', 'grape', 'say', 'purple', 'grape']","['dude', 'breathe', 'green', 'grape', 'say', 'purple', 'grape']",7
+"Both are massive, have oil and have been invaded by the west.",2mt741,51,What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common?,"['massive', 'oil', 'invaded', 'west']","['middle', 'east', 'kim', 'kardashian', 'as', 'got', 'common']","['massive', 'oil', 'invaded', 'west', 'middle', 'east', 'kim', 'kardashian', 'as', 'got', 'common']",11
+Artificial Intelligence.  ,2pq80x,51,How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?,"['artificial', 'intelligence']","['call', 'blond', 'girl', 'dye', 'hair', 'brunette']","['artificial', 'intelligence', 'call', 'blond', 'girl', 'dye', 'hair', 'brunette']",8
+"he complains to a friend that it gives him the most awful head aches.  His friend asks, why don't you just get some aspirin from the pharmacy.  He replies, I do, but every time I ask the pharmacist for an aspirin he gives me a packet of condoms.",3glxh1,51,"A man suffers from Blepharospasm (constant, uncontrollable winking) in one eye...","['complains', 'friend', 'give', 'awful', 'head', 'ache', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'aspirin', 'pharmacy', 'reply', 'every', 'time', 'ask', 'pharmacist', 'aspirin', 'give', 'packet', 'condom']","['man', 'suffers', 'blepharospasm', 'constant', 'uncontrollable', 'winking', 'one', 'eye']","['complains', 'friend', 'give', 'awful', 'head', 'ache', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'aspirin', 'pharmacy', 'reply', 'every', 'time', 'ask', 'pharmacist', 'aspirin', 'give', 'packet', 'condom', 'man', 'suffers', 'blepharospasm', 'constant', 'uncontrollable', 'winking', 'one', 'eye']",28
+That's growth.,4hnpir,51,What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?,['growth'],"['mike', 'tyson', 'say', 'saw', 'mold']","['growth', 'mike', 'tyson', 'say', 'saw', 'mold']",6
+When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle,4gvw03,51,As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more,"['young', 'drank', 'straight', 'bottle']","['getting', 'older', 'find', 'using', 'glass']","['young', 'drank', 'straight', 'bottle', 'getting', 'older', 'find', 'using', 'glass']",9
+"He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger.
+
+He's OK, The bullet was intercepted.",2ftj5x,51,Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss.,"['upset', 'got', 'gun', 'pointed', 'throwing', 'hand', 'pulled', 'trigger', 'ok', 'bullet', 'intercepted']","['tony', 'romo', 'depressed', 'yesterday', 'loss']","['upset', 'got', 'gun', 'pointed', 'throwing', 'hand', 'pulled', 'trigger', 'ok', 'bullet', 'intercepted', 'tony', 'romo', 'depressed', 'yesterday', 'loss']",16
+"A man tells his doctor that he's concerned about his wife's hearing.  The doctor tells him that there's an easy test for this: stand far away from her and ask her a question and keep getting closer until she hears him.
+
+So the man goes home and sees his wife cooking dinner.  He asks, ""What's for dinner, honey?""  There's no reply so he moves forward and asks, ""What's for dinner, honey?""  Again, he hears nothing and moves forward, ""What's for dinner honey?""  
+
+She shouts, ""For the third time, spaghetti!""",1e29hl,51,Hearing concerns,"['man', 'tell', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'wife', 'hearing', 'doctor', 'tell', 'easy', 'test', 'stand', 'far', 'away', 'ask', 'question', 'keep', 'getting', 'closer', 'hears', 'man', 'go', 'home', 'see', 'wife', 'cooking', 'dinner', 'asks', 'dinner', 'honey', 'reply', 'move', 'forward', 'asks', 'dinner', 'honey', 'hears', 'nothing', 'move', 'forward', 'dinner', 'honey', 'shout', 'third', 'time', 'spaghetti']","['hearing', 'concern']","['man', 'tell', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'wife', 'hearing', 'doctor', 'tell', 'easy', 'test', 'stand', 'far', 'away', 'ask', 'question', 'keep', 'getting', 'closer', 'hears', 'man', 'go', 'home', 'see', 'wife', 'cooking', 'dinner', 'asks', 'dinner', 'honey', 'reply', 'move', 'forward', 'asks', 'dinner', 'honey', 'hears', 'nothing', 'move', 'forward', 'dinner', 'honey', 'shout', 'third', 'time', 'spaghetti', 'hearing', 'concern']",47
+An arms race. ,2vk6kj,51,What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?,"['arm', 'race']","['call', 'race', 'runner', 'leg']","['arm', 'race', 'call', 'race', 'runner', 'leg']",6
+it's too hard on the donkey,2gfeb7,51,why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico?,"['hard', 'donkey']","['dont', 'driver', 'ed', 'sex', 'ed', 'day', 'mexico']","['hard', 'donkey', 'dont', 'driver', 'ed', 'sex', 'ed', 'day', 'mexico']",9
+"Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.",44i01e,51,What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?,"['matter', 'long', 'stiff']","['necrophiliacs', 'favorite', 'drink']","['matter', 'long', 'stiff', 'necrophiliacs', 'favorite', 'drink']",6
+"None, ""she fell"".",1szj1p,51,How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?,"['none', 'fell']","['many', 'cop', 'take', 'push', 'hooker', 'stair']","['none', 'fell', 'many', 'cop', 'take', 'push', 'hooker', 'stair']",8
+Because it was *two tired*.,439g0z,51,Why did the bicycle fall over?,"['two', 'tired']","['bicycle', 'fall']","['two', 'tired', 'bicycle', 'fall']",4
+"So, a blonde woman is driving down the road, speeding, when a cop pulls her over. Hoping she can get out of a ticket, she waits until a blonde police officer shows up at her door.
+
+""Can I see your driver's license and registration?"" the blonde policewoman asks.
+
+""Which one's the driver's license?"" the blonde civilian asks.
+
+""It's a small rectangular thing with a photo of you on it..."" the officer replies. The driver pulls out her pocket mirror and hands it over. ""Oh, my mistake!"" the officer said, looking at it. ""If I knew you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over.""",1hgq86,51,Double dose (Blonde joke),"['blonde', 'woman', 'driving', 'road', 'speeding', 'cop', 'pull', 'hoping', 'get', 'ticket', 'wait', 'blonde', 'police', 'officer', 'show', 'door', 'see', 'driver', 'license', 'registration', 'blonde', 'policewoman', 'asks', 'one', 'driver', 'license', 'blonde', 'civilian', 'asks', 'small', 'rectangular', 'thing', 'photo', 'officer', 'reply', 'driver', 'pull', 'pocket', 'mirror', 'hand', 'oh', 'mistake', 'officer', 'said', 'looking', 'knew', 'police', 'officer', 'would', 'pulled']","['double', 'dose', 'blonde', 'joke']","['blonde', 'woman', 'driving', 'road', 'speeding', 'cop', 'pull', 'hoping', 'get', 'ticket', 'wait', 'blonde', 'police', 'officer', 'show', 'door', 'see', 'driver', 'license', 'registration', 'blonde', 'policewoman', 'asks', 'one', 'driver', 'license', 'blonde', 'civilian', 'asks', 'small', 'rectangular', 'thing', 'photo', 'officer', 'reply', 'driver', 'pull', 'pocket', 'mirror', 'hand', 'oh', 'mistake', 'officer', 'said', 'looking', 'knew', 'police', 'officer', 'would', 'pulled', 'double', 'dose', 'blonde', 'joke']",54
+"Two nuns are walking in a forest. All of a sudden two maniacs attack them and start sexually abusing them. One of the nuns says : 
+
+• Oh god... please forgive them! they don't know what they are doing! 
+
+The other nun turns around and says :
+
+• Mine does! ",4tgn4i,51,Two nuns are walking in a forest.,"['two', 'nun', 'walking', 'forest', 'sudden', 'two', 'maniac', 'attack', 'start', 'sexually', 'abusing', 'one', 'nun', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'please', 'forgive', 'know', 'nun', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'mine']","['two', 'nun', 'walking', 'forest']","['two', 'nun', 'walking', 'forest', 'sudden', 'two', 'maniac', 'attack', 'start', 'sexually', 'abusing', 'one', 'nun', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'please', 'forgive', 'know', 'nun', 'turn', 'around', 'say', 'mine', 'two', 'nun', 'walking', 'forest']",28
+"Sorry, I'm still working on it. ",35pta7,51,Wanna hear a construction joke?,"['sorry', 'still', 'working']","['wan', 'na', 'hear', 'construction', 'joke']","['sorry', 'still', 'working', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'construction', 'joke']",8
+"a large lady at the next table is wolfing down chicken wings, dipping them into a soup bowl of ranch dressing and shoving them in, right hand, left hand...
+
+suddenly she grabs her throat and starts eeking out a panicked sound and starts turning purple...
+
+the hillbilly jumps up, shoves her to the floor on her stomach,
+yanks down her sweat pants and runs his tongue right down the middle of her butt crack.
+
+the woman, shocked, hacks and a chicken bone shoots, like a bullet, out of her mouth, flying across the floor and smacking the wall at the other side of the room.
+
+she takes a huge gasp and her color returns to normal.
+
+the guy stands up triumphantly and says,
+
+""ahhh, the ol' hind lick maneuver! works e'ry time""",35h9od,51,hillbilly guy is eating at a buffet...,"['large', 'lady', 'next', 'table', 'wolfing', 'chicken', 'wing', 'dipping', 'soup', 'bowl', 'ranch', 'dressing', 'shoving', 'right', 'hand', 'left', 'hand', 'suddenly', 'grab', 'throat', 'start', 'eeking', 'panicked', 'sound', 'start', 'turning', 'purple', 'hillbilly', 'jump', 'shove', 'floor', 'stomach', 'yank', 'sweat', 'pant', 'run', 'tongue', 'right', 'middle', 'butt', 'crack', 'woman', 'shocked', 'hack', 'chicken', 'bone', 'shoot', 'like', 'bullet', 'mouth', 'flying', 'across', 'floor', 'smacking', 'wall', 'side', 'room', 'take', 'huge', 'gasp', 'color', 'return', 'normal', 'guy', 'stand', 'triumphantly', 'say', 'ahhh', 'ol', 'hind', 'lick', 'maneuver', 'work', 'time']","['hillbilly', 'guy', 'eating', 'buffet']","['large', 'lady', 'next', 'table', 'wolfing', 'chicken', 'wing', 'dipping', 'soup', 'bowl', 'ranch', 'dressing', 'shoving', 'right', 'hand', 'left', 'hand', 'suddenly', 'grab', 'throat', 'start', 'eeking', 'panicked', 'sound', 'start', 'turning', 'purple', 'hillbilly', 'jump', 'shove', 'floor', 'stomach', 'yank', 'sweat', 'pant', 'run', 'tongue', 'right', 'middle', 'butt', 'crack', 'woman', 'shocked', 'hack', 'chicken', 'bone', 'shoot', 'like', 'bullet', 'mouth', 'flying', 'across', 'floor', 'smacking', 'wall', 'side', 'room', 'take', 'huge', 'gasp', 'color', 'return', 'normal', 'guy', 'stand', 'triumphantly', 'say', 'ahhh', 'ol', 'hind', 'lick', 'maneuver', 'work', 'time', 'hillbilly', 'guy', 'eating', 'buffet']",78
+They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.,4ctlrs,51,What do women and saxophones have in common?,"['blow', 'make', 'different', 'noise', 'finger']","['woman', 'saxophone', 'common']","['blow', 'make', 'different', 'noise', 'finger', 'woman', 'saxophone', 'common']",8
+he is OK now.,2ouex7,51,did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero?,['ok'],"['hear', 'man', 'cooled', 'absolute', 'zero']","['ok', 'hear', 'man', 'cooled', 'absolute', 'zero']",6
+bitches love doing laundry.,1fpcz4,51,I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween,"['bitch', 'love', 'laundry']","['going', 'dress', 'laundry', 'next', 'halloween']","['bitch', 'love', 'laundry', 'going', 'dress', 'laundry', 'next', 'halloween']",8
+His pants fit him like a glove.,494xyh,51,Have you heard about the man born with five cocks?,"['pant', 'fit', 'like', 'glove']","['heard', 'man', 'born', 'five', 'cock']","['pant', 'fit', 'like', 'glove', 'heard', 'man', 'born', 'five', 'cock']",9
+"he tells the attorney that he wants a divorce. ""Do you habe any grounds?"" asks the lawyer. The farmer says ""ya, our house is on about fifty acres."" ""No no no,"" says the lawyer, ""do you have a suit?"" ""Ya but I only wear it on sundays to church,"" says the farmer. ""Do you have a case?"" asks the lawyer, the farmer says, ""no I got a john deere."" ""well sir do you have a grudge?"" asks the lawyer, ""well yes I got a grudge, thats wear I park the john deere."" Frustrated the lawyer asks, ""does your wife beat you up or something?"" The farmer replies, ""no we both get up about 4:30."" The lawyer blurts out ""is your wife a nagger, sir?"" The farmers replies ""no shes a white girl, but that damn boy she had is, thats why I want a divorce.""",1p28yx,51,"A farmer goes to an attorney's office,","['tell', 'attorney', 'want', 'divorce', 'habe', 'ground', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'farmer', 'say', 'ya', 'house', 'fifty', 'acre', 'say', 'lawyer', 'suit', 'ya', 'wear', 'sunday', 'church', 'say', 'farmer', 'case', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'john', 'deere', 'well', 'sir', 'grudge', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'well', 'yes', 'got', 'grudge', 'thats', 'wear', 'park', 'john', 'deere', 'frustrated', 'lawyer', 'asks', 'wife', 'beat', 'something', 'farmer', 'reply', 'get', 'lawyer', 'blurts', 'wife', 'nagger', 'sir', 'farmer', 'reply', 'shes', 'white', 'girl', 'damn', 'boy', 'thats', 'want', 'divorce']","['farmer', 'go', 'attorney', 'office']","['tell', 'attorney', 'want', 'divorce', 'habe', 'ground', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'farmer', 'say', 'ya', 'house', 'fifty', 'acre', 'say', 'lawyer', 'suit', 'ya', 'wear', 'sunday', 'church', 'say', 'farmer', 'case', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'john', 'deere', 'well', 'sir', 'grudge', 'asks', 'lawyer', 'well', 'yes', 'got', 'grudge', 'thats', 'wear', 'park', 'john', 'deere', 'frustrated', 'lawyer', 'asks', 'wife', 'beat', 'something', 'farmer', 'reply', 'get', 'lawyer', 'blurts', 'wife', 'nagger', 'sir', 'farmer', 'reply', 'shes', 'white', 'girl', 'damn', 'boy', 'thats', 'want', 'divorce', 'farmer', 'go', 'attorney', 'office']",73
+"Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.
+     
+That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.",45rl95,51,"Roses are red, violets are blue...","['let', 'dispel', 'fiction', 'barack', 'obama', 'know', 'know', 'exactly', 'barack', 'obama', 'undertaking', 'systematic', 'effort', 'change', 'country', 'make', 'america', 'like', 'rest', 'world', 'passed', 'obamacare', 'stimulus', 'deal', 'iran', 'systematic', 'effort', 'change', 'america', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'going', 'thing', 'made', 'america', 'greatest', 'nation', 'world', 'going', 'leave', 'child', 'deserve', 'single', 'greatest', 'nation', 'history', 'world']","['rose', 'red', 'violet', 'blue']","['let', 'dispel', 'fiction', 'barack', 'obama', 'know', 'know', 'exactly', 'barack', 'obama', 'undertaking', 'systematic', 'effort', 'change', 'country', 'make', 'america', 'like', 'rest', 'world', 'passed', 'obamacare', 'stimulus', 'deal', 'iran', 'systematic', 'effort', 'change', 'america', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'going', 'thing', 'made', 'america', 'greatest', 'nation', 'world', 'going', 'leave', 'child', 'deserve', 'single', 'greatest', 'nation', 'history', 'world', 'rose', 'red', 'violet', 'blue']",52
+"""Send an ambulance!  My wife's having a baby!""
+
+""Just calm down down"", says the operator, ""Is this her first baby?""
+
+""No it's her husband you idiot!""",2nupyx,51,A guy calls 911,"['send', 'ambulance', 'wife', 'baby', 'calm', 'say', 'operator', 'first', 'baby', 'husband', 'idiot']","['guy', 'call']","['send', 'ambulance', 'wife', 'baby', 'calm', 'say', 'operator', 'first', 'baby', 'husband', 'idiot', 'guy', 'call']",13
+"You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped.",35pzt6,51,I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar.,"['think', 'first', 'one', 'second', 'one', 'would', 'stopped']","['saw', 'blonde', 'walk', 'bar']","['think', 'first', 'one', 'second', 'one', 'would', 'stopped', 'saw', 'blonde', 'walk', 'bar']",11
+"So, I decided to ask her husband for advice.",5rhjp9,51,I wasn't sure about how to ask the love of my life to marry me,"['decided', 'ask', 'husband', 'advice']","['sure', 'ask', 'love', 'life', 'marry']","['decided', 'ask', 'husband', 'advice', 'sure', 'ask', 'love', 'life', 'marry']",9
+It awesome until you realize that you've fucked yourself.,1d4hd5,51,Procrastination is like masturbation,"['awesome', 'realize', 'fucked']","['procrastination', 'like', 'masturbation']","['awesome', 'realize', 'fucked', 'procrastination', 'like', 'masturbation']",6
+without looking ridiculous.,4v97gy,51,TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue,"['without', 'looking', 'ridiculous']","['til', 'impossible', 'look', 'nose', 'sticking', 'tongue']","['without', 'looking', 'ridiculous', 'til', 'impossible', 'look', 'nose', 'sticking', 'tongue']",9
+"
+ 
+A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, 
+so he asks the biker his name.
+
+
+'Fred,' he replies.
+
+
+'Fred what?' the officer asks.
+
+
+'Just Fred,' the man responds.
+
+
+The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
+
+
+The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.  The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
+
+
+The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'  I was born Fred Johnson.  
+ I  studied hard and got good grades.  
+
+
+When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.  I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.  After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
+
+
+Dentistry was my dream!  Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.  
+
+
+Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.  
+
+
+Well, the  ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.  
+
+
+Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.  Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my  DDS  because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
+
+
+Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
+
+
+The officer walked away in tears, laughing",1jzbiq,51,Just Fred,"['cop', 'stop', 'harley', 'traveling', 'faster', 'posted', 'speed', 'limit', 'asks', 'biker', 'name', 'reply', 'officer', 'asks', 'fred', 'man', 'responds', 'officer', 'good', 'mood', 'think', 'might', 'give', 'biker', 'break', 'write', 'warning', 'instead', 'ticket', 'officer', 'press', 'last', 'name', 'man', 'tell', 'used', 'last', 'name', 'lost', 'officer', 'think', 'nut', 'case', 'hand', 'play', 'along', 'fred', 'lose', 'last', 'name', 'biker', 'reply', 'long', 'story', 'stay', 'born', 'fred', 'johnson', 'studied', 'hard', 'got', 'good', 'grade', 'got', 'older', 'realized', 'wanted', 'doctor', 'went', 'college', 'medical', 'school', 'internship', 'residency', 'finally', 'got', 'degree', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'got', 'bored', 'doctor', 'decided', 'go', 'back', 'school', 'dentistry', 'dream', 'got', 'way', 'school', 'got', 'degree', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'dd', 'got', 'bored', 'dentistry', 'started', 'fooling', 'around', 'assistant', 'gave', 'vd', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'dd', 'vd', 'well', 'ada', 'found', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'dd', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'vd', 'ama', 'found', 'ada', 'taking', 'away', 'dd', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'md', 'leaving', 'fred', 'johnson', 'vd', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'johnson', 'fred', 'officer', 'walked', 'away', 'tear', 'laughing']",['fred'],"['cop', 'stop', 'harley', 'traveling', 'faster', 'posted', 'speed', 'limit', 'asks', 'biker', 'name', 'reply', 'officer', 'asks', 'fred', 'man', 'responds', 'officer', 'good', 'mood', 'think', 'might', 'give', 'biker', 'break', 'write', 'warning', 'instead', 'ticket', 'officer', 'press', 'last', 'name', 'man', 'tell', 'used', 'last', 'name', 'lost', 'officer', 'think', 'nut', 'case', 'hand', 'play', 'along', 'fred', 'lose', 'last', 'name', 'biker', 'reply', 'long', 'story', 'stay', 'born', 'fred', 'johnson', 'studied', 'hard', 'got', 'good', 'grade', 'got', 'older', 'realized', 'wanted', 'doctor', 'went', 'college', 'medical', 'school', 'internship', 'residency', 'finally', 'got', 'degree', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'got', 'bored', 'doctor', 'decided', 'go', 'back', 'school', 'dentistry', 'dream', 'got', 'way', 'school', 'got', 'degree', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'dd', 'got', 'bored', 'dentistry', 'started', 'fooling', 'around', 'assistant', 'gave', 'vd', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'dd', 'vd', 'well', 'ada', 'found', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'dd', 'fred', 'johnson', 'md', 'vd', 'ama', 'found', 'ada', 'taking', 'away', 'dd', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'md', 'leaving', 'fred', 'johnson', 'vd', 'vd', 'took', 'away', 'johnson', 'fred', 'officer', 'walked', 'away', 'tear', 'laughing', 'fred']",148
+Marshall arts.,3emvgf,51,What did Eminem learn to defend himself?,"['marshall', 'art']","['eminem', 'learn', 'defend']","['marshall', 'art', 'eminem', 'learn', 'defend']",5
+What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear,1v8mqb,51,What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?,"['offensive', 'joke', 'ever', 'hear']","['offensive', 'joke', 'guy']","['offensive', 'joke', 'ever', 'hear', 'offensive', 'joke', 'guy']",7
+"A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: 
+
+CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 
+
+He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. 
+
+""Can I help you?"" she asks. 
+
+""I was wondering,"" whispers the man. ""Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"" 
+
+""Yes,"" she purrs. ""I am."" 
+
+The man replies, ""Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.""",1hlh8q,51,CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00,"['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger']","['cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job']","['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job']",46
+I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook.,3bn7cb,51,I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar...,"['go', 'bar', 'see', 'everyone', 'facebook']","['log', 'facebook', 'see', 'everyone', 'bar']","['go', 'bar', 'see', 'everyone', 'facebook', 'log', 'facebook', 'see', 'everyone', 'bar']",10
+*Looks around the immediate area*,1ldthg,51,How does every racist joke start?,"['look', 'around', 'immediate', 'area']","['every', 'racist', 'joke', 'start']","['look', 'around', 'immediate', 'area', 'every', 'racist', 'joke', 'start']",8
+"I don't know, I just fly the drone.",4rta4k,51,"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?","['know', 'fly', 'drone']","['pakistan', 'difference', 'elementary', 'school', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp']","['know', 'fly', 'drone', 'pakistan', 'difference', 'elementary', 'school', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp']",10
+"...removed his socks, his new wife asked, ""What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
+
+""I had tolio as a child,"" he answered.
+
+""You mean polio?"" she asked.
+
+""No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.""
+
+When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked ""What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!""
+
+""As a child, I also had kneasles,"" he explained.
+
+""You mean measles?"" she asked.
+
+""No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.""
+
+The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
+As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
+
+""Don't tell me,"" she said.
+
+""Let me guess...
+
+SMALLcox?",3esn1d,51,When the bridegroom...,"['removed', 'sock', 'new', 'wife', 'asked', 'wrong', 'foot', 'toe', 'look', 'mangled', 'weird', 'tolio', 'child', 'answered', 'mean', 'polio', 'asked', 'tolio', 'disease', 'affected', 'toe', 'groom', 'took', 'pant', 'bride', 'asked', 'wrong', 'knee', 'lumpy', 'deformed', 'child', 'also', 'kneasles', 'explained', 'mean', 'measles', 'asked', 'kneasles', 'strange', 'illness', 'affected', 'knee', 'new', 'bride', 'satisfied', 'answer', 'undressing', 'continued', 'husband', 'last', 'removed', 'underwear', 'tell', 'said', 'let', 'guess', 'smallcox']",['bridegroom'],"['removed', 'sock', 'new', 'wife', 'asked', 'wrong', 'foot', 'toe', 'look', 'mangled', 'weird', 'tolio', 'child', 'answered', 'mean', 'polio', 'asked', 'tolio', 'disease', 'affected', 'toe', 'groom', 'took', 'pant', 'bride', 'asked', 'wrong', 'knee', 'lumpy', 'deformed', 'child', 'also', 'kneasles', 'explained', 'mean', 'measles', 'asked', 'kneasles', 'strange', 'illness', 'affected', 'knee', 'new', 'bride', 'satisfied', 'answer', 'undressing', 'continued', 'husband', 'last', 'removed', 'underwear', 'tell', 'said', 'let', 'guess', 'smallcox', 'bridegroom']",58
+"One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?'' The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.'' ''What about the green one?'' the man asks. The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'' ''What about the red one?'' the man asks. The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.'' The man says, ''What does HE do?'' The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''",3m2afk,51,The Boss,"['one', 'day', 'man', 'go', 'pet', 'shop', 'buy', 'parrot', 'assistant', 'take', 'man', 'parrot', 'section', 'asks', 'man', 'choose', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'much', 'yellow', 'one', 'assistant', 'say', 'man', 'shocked', 'asks', 'assistant', 'expensive', 'assistant', 'explains', 'parrot', 'special', 'one', 'know', 'typewriting', 'type', 'really', 'fast', 'green', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'assistant', 'say', 'cost', 'know', 'typewriting', 'answer', 'incoming', 'telephone', 'call', 'take', 'note', 'red', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'assistant', 'say', 'one', 'man', 'say', 'assistant', 'say', 'know', 'two', 'call', 'bos']",['bos'],"['one', 'day', 'man', 'go', 'pet', 'shop', 'buy', 'parrot', 'assistant', 'take', 'man', 'parrot', 'section', 'asks', 'man', 'choose', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'much', 'yellow', 'one', 'assistant', 'say', 'man', 'shocked', 'asks', 'assistant', 'expensive', 'assistant', 'explains', 'parrot', 'special', 'one', 'know', 'typewriting', 'type', 'really', 'fast', 'green', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'assistant', 'say', 'cost', 'know', 'typewriting', 'answer', 'incoming', 'telephone', 'call', 'take', 'note', 'red', 'one', 'man', 'asks', 'assistant', 'say', 'one', 'man', 'say', 'assistant', 'say', 'know', 'two', 'call', 'bos', 'bos']",70
+"A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.
+
+""I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak,"" says the husband.
+
+""But sir, what about the mad cow?"" asks the waiter.
+
+""Oh,"" says the husband, ""she'll order for herself.""",3qd6jh,51,JUST Jokes::MAD COW CONCERN::,"['husband', 'wife', 'go', 'restaurant', 'waiter', 'approach', 'table', 'take', 'order', 'biggest', 'juiciest', 'steak', 'say', 'husband', 'sir', 'mad', 'cow', 'asks', 'waiter', 'oh', 'say', 'husband', 'order']","['joke', 'cow', 'concern']","['husband', 'wife', 'go', 'restaurant', 'waiter', 'approach', 'table', 'take', 'order', 'biggest', 'juiciest', 'steak', 'say', 'husband', 'sir', 'mad', 'cow', 'asks', 'waiter', 'oh', 'say', 'husband', 'order', 'joke', 'cow', 'concern']",26
+...Tit for tat.,2m0trv,51,The new Tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs...,"['tit', 'tat']","['new', 'tattoo', 'parlor', 'across', 'street', 'free', 'show', 'boob']","['tit', 'tat', 'new', 'tattoo', 'parlor', 'across', 'street', 'free', 'show', 'boob']",10
+"""Taxpayer's Lament""
+
+Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
+Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
+
+Tax his crop, Tax his work;
+Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
+
+Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
+Teach him taxing is no joke.
+
+Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
+Tell him, Taxing is the rule.
+
+Tax his oil, Tax his gas
+Tax his notes, Tax his cash
+
+Tax him good and let him know,
+That after taxes, he has no dough.
+
+If he hollers, Tax him more;
+Tax him till he's good and sore.
+
+Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
+Tax his sod in which he's laid.
+
+Put these words upon his tomb,
+""Taxes drove him to his doom.""
+
+After he's gone, we won't relax.
+We'll still collect inheritance tax.",32u7fj,51,A Taxing Poem,"['taxpayer', 'lament', 'tax', 'cow', 'tax', 'goat', 'tax', 'pant', 'tax', 'coat', 'tax', 'crop', 'tax', 'work', 'tax', 'tie', 'tax', 'shirt', 'tax', 'chew', 'tax', 'smoke', 'teach', 'taxing', 'joke', 'tax', 'tractor', 'tax', 'mule', 'tell', 'taxing', 'rule', 'tax', 'oil', 'tax', 'gas', 'tax', 'note', 'tax', 'cash', 'tax', 'good', 'let', 'know', 'tax', 'dough', 'holler', 'tax', 'tax', 'till', 'good', 'sore', 'tax', 'coffin', 'tax', 'grave', 'tax', 'sod', 'laid', 'put', 'word', 'upon', 'tomb', 'tax', 'drove', 'doom', 'gone', 'wo', 'relax', 'still', 'collect', 'inheritance', 'tax']","['taxing', 'poem']","['taxpayer', 'lament', 'tax', 'cow', 'tax', 'goat', 'tax', 'pant', 'tax', 'coat', 'tax', 'crop', 'tax', 'work', 'tax', 'tie', 'tax', 'shirt', 'tax', 'chew', 'tax', 'smoke', 'teach', 'taxing', 'joke', 'tax', 'tractor', 'tax', 'mule', 'tell', 'taxing', 'rule', 'tax', 'oil', 'tax', 'gas', 'tax', 'note', 'tax', 'cash', 'tax', 'good', 'let', 'know', 'tax', 'dough', 'holler', 'tax', 'tax', 'till', 'good', 'sore', 'tax', 'coffin', 'tax', 'grave', 'tax', 'sod', 'laid', 'put', 'word', 'upon', 'tomb', 'tax', 'drove', 'doom', 'gone', 'wo', 'relax', 'still', 'collect', 'inheritance', 'tax', 'taxing', 'poem']",75
+One doesn't come on your face until your twelve,3zsk12,51,What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW,"['one', 'come', 'face', 'twelve']","['difference', 'pedophile', 'acne', 'nsfw']","['one', 'come', 'face', 'twelve', 'difference', 'pedophile', 'acne', 'nsfw']",8
+"All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, roller coasters, and so on. But little Johnny goes up to the board, draws a dot, and sits down.
+
+The teacher says ""Johnny, there's nothing exciting about a dot. How can a dot cause excitement?""
+
+Johnny replies ""That's not a dot, it's a period, and my sister just missed hers, and it's causing a lot of excitement at our house!""
+",33eruj,51,The teacher asks all the students to draw something on the board that's exciting...,"['kid', 'draw', 'rocket', 'jet', 'plane', 'roller', 'coaster', 'little', 'johnny', 'go', 'board', 'draw', 'dot', 'sits', 'teacher', 'say', 'johnny', 'nothing', 'exciting', 'dot', 'dot', 'cause', 'excitement', 'johnny', 'reply', 'dot', 'period', 'sister', 'missed', 'causing', 'lot', 'excitement', 'house']","['teacher', 'asks', 'student', 'draw', 'something', 'board', 'exciting']","['kid', 'draw', 'rocket', 'jet', 'plane', 'roller', 'coaster', 'little', 'johnny', 'go', 'board', 'draw', 'dot', 'sits', 'teacher', 'say', 'johnny', 'nothing', 'exciting', 'dot', 'dot', 'cause', 'excitement', 'johnny', 'reply', 'dot', 'period', 'sister', 'missed', 'causing', 'lot', 'excitement', 'house', 'teacher', 'asks', 'student', 'draw', 'something', 'board', 'exciting']",40
+"She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways.""",4yp5ej,51,"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!""","['say', 'honey', 'ca', 'way']","['watching', 'olympics', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'mom', 'grow', 'want', 'like', 'ryan', 'lochte']","['say', 'honey', 'ca', 'way', 'watching', 'olympics', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'mom', 'grow', 'want', 'like', 'ryan', 'lochte']",15
+They are a little shady.,1en2xb,51,I don't trust Bonsai trees.,"['little', 'shady']","['trust', 'bonsai', 'tree']","['little', 'shady', 'trust', 'bonsai', 'tree']",5
+"Every day Sunny Leone creates history...
+
+Then
+
+we have to
+
+go to
+
+Settings 
+
+and
+
+delete that
+
+History. ",48flk0,51,Every day Sunny Leone creates history,"['every', 'day', 'sunny', 'leone', 'creates', 'history', 'go', 'setting', 'delete', 'history']","['every', 'day', 'sunny', 'leone', 'creates', 'history']","['every', 'day', 'sunny', 'leone', 'creates', 'history', 'go', 'setting', 'delete', 'history', 'every', 'day', 'sunny', 'leone', 'creates', 'history']",16
+"""I'm going to have to give you a full examination."" He says to the hot blonde.
+
+He instructs her to take off her shirt and bra and he begins to grope her breasts. ""Do you know what I'm doing?"" he asks her. ""Yes,"" she replies, ""You're checking for lumps.""
+
+He instructs her to remove her underwear, and begins fingering her. ""Do you know what I'm doing?"" he asks her. ""Yes,"" she replies, ""You're checking for cancer.""
+
+Finally, he drops his pants and begins to fuck the gorgeous, young blonde. ""NOW do you know what I'm doing?"" he asks her, with a dirty grin on his face.
+
+""Yes,"" She replies, ""You're getting herpes. That's why I'm here.""",2aemu1,51,"A Hot blonde walks into a doctor's office, and the doctor decided to have a little fun.","['going', 'give', 'full', 'examination', 'say', 'hot', 'blonde', 'instructs', 'take', 'shirt', 'bra', 'begin', 'grope', 'breast', 'know', 'asks', 'yes', 'reply', 'checking', 'lump', 'instructs', 'remove', 'underwear', 'begin', 'fingering', 'know', 'asks', 'yes', 'reply', 'checking', 'cancer', 'finally', 'drop', 'pant', 'begin', 'fuck', 'gorgeous', 'young', 'blonde', 'know', 'asks', 'dirty', 'grin', 'face', 'yes', 'reply', 'getting', 'herpes']","['hot', 'blonde', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'doctor', 'decided', 'little', 'fun']","['going', 'give', 'full', 'examination', 'say', 'hot', 'blonde', 'instructs', 'take', 'shirt', 'bra', 'begin', 'grope', 'breast', 'know', 'asks', 'yes', 'reply', 'checking', 'lump', 'instructs', 'remove', 'underwear', 'begin', 'fingering', 'know', 'asks', 'yes', 'reply', 'checking', 'cancer', 'finally', 'drop', 'pant', 'begin', 'fuck', 'gorgeous', 'young', 'blonde', 'know', 'asks', 'dirty', 'grin', 'face', 'yes', 'reply', 'getting', 'herpes', 'hot', 'blonde', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'doctor', 'decided', 'little', 'fun']",57
+Dr Dre ,4rkxwp,51,What's brown and rhymes with snoop...?,"['dr', 'dre']","['brown', 'rhyme', 'snoop']","['dr', 'dre', 'brown', 'rhyme', 'snoop']",5
+"when a man approaches her and asks why she intends to jump, to which she replies that she has lost the will to live. He asks ""Well if you are going to jump, mind if we have sex before you do?"". Disgusted the woman tells him to fuck off, so the man starts leaving. ""Where are you going?"" she asks, he replies ""to the bottom of the bridge, hopefully you'll still be warm when I get down there.""",4gzi3i,51,A woman is standing on a bridge about to jump,"['man', 'approach', 'asks', 'intends', 'jump', 'reply', 'lost', 'live', 'asks', 'well', 'going', 'jump', 'mind', 'sex', 'disgusted', 'woman', 'tell', 'fuck', 'man', 'start', 'leaving', 'going', 'asks', 'reply', 'bottom', 'bridge', 'hopefully', 'still', 'warm', 'get']","['woman', 'standing', 'bridge', 'jump']","['man', 'approach', 'asks', 'intends', 'jump', 'reply', 'lost', 'live', 'asks', 'well', 'going', 'jump', 'mind', 'sex', 'disgusted', 'woman', 'tell', 'fuck', 'man', 'start', 'leaving', 'going', 'asks', 'reply', 'bottom', 'bridge', 'hopefully', 'still', 'warm', 'get', 'woman', 'standing', 'bridge', 'jump']",34
+...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain.,2fjce1,51,Yo momma's so fat,"['city', 'dublin', 'named', 'daily', 'weight', 'gain']","['yo', 'momma', 'fat']","['city', 'dublin', 'named', 'daily', 'weight', 'gain', 'yo', 'momma', 'fat']",9
+"The President orders a single, clearly marked white rabbit to be released into the California redwood forests.  Whichever service catches the rabbit wins the contest.
+
+The CIA go first.  They deploy surveillance drones, spy satellites and analysts to track down the target.  The rabbit is small, however, hides well underneath bushes, and has an unremarkable heat signature, so the CIA fails to detect it.  The analysts, reviewing the data, historical statistics on rabbits, and after spending millions on outside consultants, runs the numbers through a million-dollar super-computer, and determine that the rabbit never existed in the first place.
+
+The Marine Corps surround the entire forest, soften up the great redwoods with artillery and air strikes, cutting firing and assault lanes throughout the forest, and Marine search-and-destroy teams push through, clearing the area after 3 hours, at considerable tax-payer expense, and document it in a press release showcasing how effective the Corps is at hunting down even the most elusive of targets.  They never find the corpse of the rabbit, but most Marines hold the belief that if the rabbit still lives in that forest, he ain't happy.
+
+The LAPD drive up-armored vehicles into the forest, deploying tear gas to flush out every living creature.  An hour later, the LAPD returns with a badly beaten bear that is swearing up and down, ""Okay!  Okay!  I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit!""",2od988,51,"[Civil servant joke] President Obama wants to know who's better: the CIA, the US Marine Corps, or the LAPD.","['president', 'order', 'single', 'clearly', 'marked', 'white', 'rabbit', 'released', 'california', 'redwood', 'forest', 'whichever', 'service', 'catch', 'rabbit', 'win', 'contest', 'cia', 'go', 'first', 'deploy', 'surveillance', 'drone', 'spy', 'satellite', 'analyst', 'track', 'target', 'rabbit', 'small', 'however', 'hide', 'well', 'underneath', 'bush', 'unremarkable', 'heat', 'signature', 'cia', 'fails', 'detect', 'analyst', 'reviewing', 'data', 'historical', 'statistic', 'rabbit', 'spending', 'million', 'outside', 'consultant', 'run', 'number', 'determine', 'rabbit', 'never', 'existed', 'first', 'place', 'marine', 'corp', 'surround', 'entire', 'forest', 'soften', 'great', 'redwood', 'artillery', 'air', 'strike', 'cutting', 'firing', 'assault', 'lane', 'throughout', 'forest', 'marine', 'team', 'push', 'clearing', 'area', 'hour', 'considerable', 'expense', 'document', 'press', 'release', 'showcasing', 'effective', 'corp', 'hunting', 'even', 'elusive', 'target', 'never', 'find', 'corpse', 'rabbit', 'marine', 'hold', 'belief', 'rabbit', 'still', 'life', 'forest', 'ai', 'happy', 'lapd', 'drive', 'vehicle', 'forest', 'deploying', 'tear', 'gas', 'flush', 'every', 'living', 'creature', 'hour', 'later', 'lapd', 'return', 'badly', 'beaten', 'bear', 'swearing', 'okay', 'okay', 'rabbit', 'rabbit']","['civil', 'servant', 'joke', 'president', 'obama', 'want', 'know', 'better', 'cia', 'u', 'marine', 'corp', 'lapd']","['president', 'order', 'single', 'clearly', 'marked', 'white', 'rabbit', 'released', 'california', 'redwood', 'forest', 'whichever', 'service', 'catch', 'rabbit', 'win', 'contest', 'cia', 'go', 'first', 'deploy', 'surveillance', 'drone', 'spy', 'satellite', 'analyst', 'track', 'target', 'rabbit', 'small', 'however', 'hide', 'well', 'underneath', 'bush', 'unremarkable', 'heat', 'signature', 'cia', 'fails', 'detect', 'analyst', 'reviewing', 'data', 'historical', 'statistic', 'rabbit', 'spending', 'million', 'outside', 'consultant', 'run', 'number', 'determine', 'rabbit', 'never', 'existed', 'first', 'place', 'marine', 'corp', 'surround', 'entire', 'forest', 'soften', 'great', 'redwood', 'artillery', 'air', 'strike', 'cutting', 'firing', 'assault', 'lane', 'throughout', 'forest', 'marine', 'team', 'push', 'clearing', 'area', 'hour', 'considerable', 'expense', 'document', 'press', 'release', 'showcasing', 'effective', 'corp', 'hunting', 'even', 'elusive', 'target', 'never', 'find', 'corpse', 'rabbit', 'marine', 'hold', 'belief', 'rabbit', 'still', 'life', 'forest', 'ai', 'happy', 'lapd', 'drive', 'vehicle', 'forest', 'deploying', 'tear', 'gas', 'flush', 'every', 'living', 'creature', 'hour', 'later', 'lapd', 'return', 'badly', 'beaten', 'bear', 'swearing', 'okay', 'okay', 'rabbit', 'rabbit', 'civil', 'servant', 'joke', 'president', 'obama', 'want', 'know', 'better', 'cia', 'u', 'marine', 'corp', 'lapd']",143
+Oh you know... stuff...,2d9laq,51,What does a taxidermist do for a living?,"['oh', 'know', 'stuff']","['taxidermist', 'living']","['oh', 'know', 'stuff', 'taxidermist', 'living']",5
+"A husband and his wife take a day trip to the local zoo.
+
+As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, grunting and pounding his chest. He’s obviously quite excited about the man’s pretty wife in the wavy, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
+
+The husband, noticing the gorilla’s excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. The wife obliges.
+
+Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. Now, Mr. Gorilla is about ready to tear the bars down in excitement. The husband further encourages his wife to lift her dress to show a little leg. This, too, drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
+
+The husband quickly grabs his wife, rips open the door to the gorilla cage, slings her in with the ape and exclaims, “Now, try telling HIM you have a headache!”",3xbtnw,51,A husband and his wife take a day trip to the local . . .,"['husband', 'wife', 'take', 'day', 'trip', 'local', 'zoo', 'walk', 'ape', 'exhibit', 'pas', 'front', 'large', 'gorilla', 'gorilla', 'go', 'ape', 'jump', 'bar', 'grunting', 'pounding', 'chest', 'obviously', 'quite', 'excited', 'man', 'pretty', 'wife', 'wavy', 'pink', 'spring', 'dress', 'sleeveless', 'strap', 'husband', 'noticing', 'gorilla', 'excitement', 'suggests', 'wife', 'tease', 'poor', 'fellow', 'husband', 'suggests', 'pucker', 'lip', 'wiggle', 'bottom', 'play', 'along', 'wife', 'obliges', 'gorilla', 'get', 'even', 'excited', 'making', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'dead', 'husband', 'suggests', 'let', 'one', 'strap', 'fall', 'gorilla', 'ready', 'tear', 'bar', 'excitement', 'husband', 'encourages', 'wife', 'lift', 'dress', 'show', 'little', 'leg', 'drive', 'gorilla', 'absolutely', 'crazy', 'husband', 'quickly', 'grab', 'wife', 'rip', 'open', 'door', 'gorilla', 'cage', 'sling', 'ape', 'exclaims', 'try', 'telling', 'headache']","['husband', 'wife', 'take', 'day', 'trip', 'local']","['husband', 'wife', 'take', 'day', 'trip', 'local', 'zoo', 'walk', 'ape', 'exhibit', 'pas', 'front', 'large', 'gorilla', 'gorilla', 'go', 'ape', 'jump', 'bar', 'grunting', 'pounding', 'chest', 'obviously', 'quite', 'excited', 'man', 'pretty', 'wife', 'wavy', 'pink', 'spring', 'dress', 'sleeveless', 'strap', 'husband', 'noticing', 'gorilla', 'excitement', 'suggests', 'wife', 'tease', 'poor', 'fellow', 'husband', 'suggests', 'pucker', 'lip', 'wiggle', 'bottom', 'play', 'along', 'wife', 'obliges', 'gorilla', 'get', 'even', 'excited', 'making', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'dead', 'husband', 'suggests', 'let', 'one', 'strap', 'fall', 'gorilla', 'ready', 'tear', 'bar', 'excitement', 'husband', 'encourages', 'wife', 'lift', 'dress', 'show', 'little', 'leg', 'drive', 'gorilla', 'absolutely', 'crazy', 'husband', 'quickly', 'grab', 'wife', 'rip', 'open', 'door', 'gorilla', 'cage', 'sling', 'ape', 'exclaims', 'try', 'telling', 'headache', 'husband', 'wife', 'take', 'day', 'trip', 'local']",106
+...you already have reddit.,4yp60d,51,"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that...","['already', 'reddit']","['considering', 'posting', 'joke', 'nobody', 'heard', 'realized', 'actually', 'pretty', 'likely']","['already', 'reddit', 'considering', 'posting', 'joke', 'nobody', 'heard', 'realized', 'actually', 'pretty', 'likely']",11
+"Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100.
+
+The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day.
+
+In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news.
+
+The camel’s died.’ 
+
+Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’
+
+The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
+
+Paddy said, ‘OK then, just bring me the dead camel.’
+
+The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’
+
+Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
+
+The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead camel!’
+
+Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me.
+
+I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
+
+A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead camel?’
+
+Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off'
+
+
+I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898′
+
+The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
+
+
+Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won.
+
+So I gave him his $2 back.’
+
+
+
+",51m647,51,Irish Tenacity,"['paddy', 'bought', 'camel', 'farmer', 'farmer', 'agreed', 'deliver', 'camel', 'next', 'day', 'morning', 'drove', 'said', 'sorry', 'son', 'bad', 'news', 'camel', 'paddy', 'replied', 'well', 'give', 'money', 'back', 'farmer', 'said', 'already', 'spent', 'paddy', 'said', 'ok', 'bring', 'dead', 'farmer', 'asked', 'going', 'paddy', 'said', 'going', 'raffle', 'farmer', 'said', 'raffle', 'dead', 'camel', 'paddy', 'said', 'sure', 'watch', 'tell', 'anybody', 'month', 'later', 'farmer', 'met', 'paddy', 'asked', 'happened', 'dead', 'camel', 'paddy', 'said', 'raffled', 'sold', 'ticket', 'made', 'profit', 'farmer', 'said', 'anyone', 'complain', 'paddy', 'said', 'guy', 'gave', 'back']","['irish', 'tenacity']","['paddy', 'bought', 'camel', 'farmer', 'farmer', 'agreed', 'deliver', 'camel', 'next', 'day', 'morning', 'drove', 'said', 'sorry', 'son', 'bad', 'news', 'camel', 'paddy', 'replied', 'well', 'give', 'money', 'back', 'farmer', 'said', 'already', 'spent', 'paddy', 'said', 'ok', 'bring', 'dead', 'farmer', 'asked', 'going', 'paddy', 'said', 'going', 'raffle', 'farmer', 'said', 'raffle', 'dead', 'camel', 'paddy', 'said', 'sure', 'watch', 'tell', 'anybody', 'month', 'later', 'farmer', 'met', 'paddy', 'asked', 'happened', 'dead', 'camel', 'paddy', 'said', 'raffled', 'sold', 'ticket', 'made', 'profit', 'farmer', 'said', 'anyone', 'complain', 'paddy', 'said', 'guy', 'gave', 'back', 'irish', 'tenacity']",78
+"The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”",51ago2,51,A woman gets on a bus with her baby.,"['bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugh', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'woman', 'walk', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted', 'man', 'say', 'go', 'tell', 'go', 'hold', 'monkey']","['woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby']","['bus', 'driver', 'say', 'ugh', 'ugliest', 'baby', 'ever', 'seen', 'woman', 'walk', 'rear', 'bus', 'sits', 'fuming', 'say', 'man', 'next', 'driver', 'insulted', 'man', 'say', 'go', 'tell', 'go', 'hold', 'monkey', 'woman', 'get', 'bus', 'baby']",30
+"A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
+Boy: ""Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?""
+Dad: ""Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.""
+Boy: ""So, why do they make packs of three?""
+Dad: ""For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.""
+Boy: ""Then why do they make packs of 12?""
+Dad: ""Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March.""",37qp28,51,COUNTING CONDOMS,"['boy', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'dad', 'see', 'condom', 'display', 'boy', 'dad', 'pack', 'one', 'condom', 'dad', 'friday', 'night', 'boy', 'make', 'pack', 'three', 'dad', 'college', 'guy', 'friday', 'saturday', 'sunday', 'night', 'boy', 'make', 'pack', 'dad', 'married', 'couple', 'know', 'january', 'february', 'march']","['counting', 'condom']","['boy', 'go', 'drug', 'store', 'dad', 'see', 'condom', 'display', 'boy', 'dad', 'pack', 'one', 'condom', 'dad', 'friday', 'night', 'boy', 'make', 'pack', 'three', 'dad', 'college', 'guy', 'friday', 'saturday', 'sunday', 'night', 'boy', 'make', 'pack', 'dad', 'married', 'couple', 'know', 'january', 'february', 'march', 'counting', 'condom']",39
+"Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
+The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'",50wypi,51,I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.,"['brain', 'part', 'left', 'right', 'left', 'part', 'nothing', 'right', 'right', 'nothing', 'left']","['doctor', 'sorry', 'inform', 'brain', 'problem']","['brain', 'part', 'left', 'right', 'left', 'part', 'nothing', 'right', 'right', 'nothing', 'left', 'doctor', 'sorry', 'inform', 'brain', 'problem']",16
+"""see you next month""",1k024k,51,What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?,"['see', 'next', 'month']","['one', 'lesbian', 'vampire', 'say']","['see', 'next', 'month', 'one', 'lesbian', 'vampire', 'say']",7
+"Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating.""
+
+Man says, ""but why doc!?""
+
+Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination.""",3novwt,51,A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical...,"['doctor', 'say', 'need', 'stop', 'masturbating', 'man', 'say', 'doc', 'doctor', 'say', 'trying', 'give', 'examination']","['guy', 'went', 'doctor', 'annual', 'physical']","['doctor', 'say', 'need', 'stop', 'masturbating', 'man', 'say', 'doc', 'doctor', 'say', 'trying', 'give', 'examination', 'guy', 'went', 'doctor', 'annual', 'physical']",18
+Gingers just don't last in the sun.,20l6eo,51,Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?,"['ginger', 'last', 'sun']","['could', 'dyslexic', 'plantation', 'owner', 'get', 'anything', 'done']","['ginger', 'last', 'sun', 'could', 'dyslexic', 'plantation', 'owner', 'get', 'anything', 'done']",10
+"Dear Reddit! Tomorrow I will be presenting my product / pitch in front of hundreds of Microsoft employees. Help me start with a bang, give me the worst / best joke about Microsoft that you have. Let's get dirty!",1mq4ch,51,I'm holding a presentation infront of Microsoft tomorrow. Give me your worst / best joke about Microsoft!,"['dear', 'reddit', 'tomorrow', 'presenting', 'product', 'pitch', 'front', 'hundred', 'microsoft', 'employee', 'help', 'start', 'bang', 'give', 'worst', 'best', 'joke', 'microsoft', 'let', 'get', 'dirty']","['holding', 'presentation', 'infront', 'microsoft', 'tomorrow', 'give', 'worst', 'best', 'joke', 'microsoft']","['dear', 'reddit', 'tomorrow', 'presenting', 'product', 'pitch', 'front', 'hundred', 'microsoft', 'employee', 'help', 'start', 'bang', 'give', 'worst', 'best', 'joke', 'microsoft', 'let', 'get', 'dirty', 'holding', 'presentation', 'infront', 'microsoft', 'tomorrow', 'give', 'worst', 'best', 'joke', 'microsoft']",31
+A roamin' Catholic.,2hkrrk,51,What do you call a sleep walking nun?,"['roamin', 'catholic']","['call', 'sleep', 'walking', 'nun']","['roamin', 'catholic', 'call', 'sleep', 'walking', 'nun']",6
+Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.,4rl8xm,51,How to lose weight easy,"['fantastic', 'exercise', 'really', 'help', 'lose', 'weight', 'turn', 'head', 'left', 'good', 'turn', 'head', 'right', 'good', 'repeat', 'exercise', 'whenever', 'offered', 'food']","['lose', 'weight', 'easy']","['fantastic', 'exercise', 'really', 'help', 'lose', 'weight', 'turn', 'head', 'left', 'good', 'turn', 'head', 'right', 'good', 'repeat', 'exercise', 'whenever', 'offered', 'food', 'lose', 'weight', 'easy']",22
+Inside of me.,1bsptk,51,"I like my men how I like my coffee,",['inside'],"['like', 'men', 'like', 'coffee']","['inside', 'like', 'men', 'like', 'coffee']",5
+A couple of weeks,43scip,51,What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?,"['couple', 'week']","['difference', 'necrophiliac', 'someone', 'granny', 'fetish']","['couple', 'week', 'difference', 'necrophiliac', 'someone', 'granny', 'fetish']",7
+"A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, ""What's so funny,Pat?"" 
+
+""I just saw one of your garters!"" 
+
+""Get out of my classroom,"" she yells, ""I don't want to see you for three days!"" 
+
+The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, ""What's so funny, Billy?"" 
+
+""I just saw both of your garters!"" 
+
+Again, she yells, ""Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"" 
+
+Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. 
+
+""Where do you think you're going?"" she asks. 
+
+""From what I just saw, my school days are over!""",1lkehl,51,School Punishments,"['young', 'female', 'teacher', 'giving', 'assignment', 'grade', 'class', 'one', 'day', 'large', 'assignment', 'started', 'writing', 'high', 'chalkboard', 'suddenly', 'giggle', 'one', 'boy', 'class', 'quickly', 'turned', 'asked', 'funny', 'pat', 'saw', 'one', 'garter', 'get', 'classroom', 'yell', 'want', 'see', 'three', 'day', 'teacher', 'turn', 'back', 'chalkboard', 'realizing', 'forgotten', 'title', 'assignment', 'reach', 'top', 'chalkboard', 'suddenly', 'even', 'louder', 'giggle', 'another', 'male', 'student', 'quickly', 'turn', 'asks', 'funny', 'billy', 'saw', 'garter', 'yell', 'get', 'classroom', 'time', 'punishment', 'severe', 'want', 'see', 'three', 'week', 'embarrassed', 'frustrated', 'drop', 'eraser', 'turn', 'around', 'bend', 'pick', 'time', 'burst', 'laughter', 'another', 'male', 'student', 'quickly', 'turn', 'see', 'little', 'johnny', 'leaving', 'classroom', 'think', 'going', 'asks', 'saw', 'school', 'day']","['school', 'punishment']","['young', 'female', 'teacher', 'giving', 'assignment', 'grade', 'class', 'one', 'day', 'large', 'assignment', 'started', 'writing', 'high', 'chalkboard', 'suddenly', 'giggle', 'one', 'boy', 'class', 'quickly', 'turned', 'asked', 'funny', 'pat', 'saw', 'one', 'garter', 'get', 'classroom', 'yell', 'want', 'see', 'three', 'day', 'teacher', 'turn', 'back', 'chalkboard', 'realizing', 'forgotten', 'title', 'assignment', 'reach', 'top', 'chalkboard', 'suddenly', 'even', 'louder', 'giggle', 'another', 'male', 'student', 'quickly', 'turn', 'asks', 'funny', 'billy', 'saw', 'garter', 'yell', 'get', 'classroom', 'time', 'punishment', 'severe', 'want', 'see', 'three', 'week', 'embarrassed', 'frustrated', 'drop', 'eraser', 'turn', 'around', 'bend', 'pick', 'time', 'burst', 'laughter', 'another', 'male', 'student', 'quickly', 'turn', 'see', 'little', 'johnny', 'leaving', 'classroom', 'think', 'going', 'asks', 'saw', 'school', 'day', 'school', 'punishment']",99
+but no one would do it.,27fonk,51,I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer...,"['one', 'would']","['spent', 'two', 'week', 'vega', 'looking', 'wife', 'killer']","['one', 'would', 'spent', 'two', 'week', 'vega', 'looking', 'wife', 'killer']",9
+So much for skydiving. ,49zwun,51,If at first you don't succeed...,"['much', 'skydiving']","['first', 'succeed']","['much', 'skydiving', 'first', 'succeed']",4
+"The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! 
+
+
+The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway.",2ocois,51,A black man walks into a restaurant,"['waiter', 'say', 'dont', 'serve', 'black', 'people', 'black', 'man', 'responds', 'thats', 'okay', 'eat', 'anyway']","['black', 'man', 'walk', 'restaurant']","['waiter', 'say', 'dont', 'serve', 'black', 'people', 'black', 'man', 'responds', 'thats', 'okay', 'eat', 'anyway', 'black', 'man', 'walk', 'restaurant']",17
+I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already,3n3ffu,51,Whiskey diet,"['whiskey', 'diet', 'lost', 'three', 'day', 'already']","['whiskey', 'diet']","['whiskey', 'diet', 'lost', 'three', 'day', 'already', 'whiskey', 'diet']",8
+Unbelievable,5sval1,51,What do you call a beehive without an exit?,['unbelievable'],"['call', 'beehive', 'without', 'exit']","['unbelievable', 'call', 'beehive', 'without', 'exit']",5
+The police are looking into it.,2877jd,51,They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room.,"['police', 'looking']","['found', 'hole', 'wall', 'university', 'girl', 'locker', 'room']","['police', 'looking', 'found', 'hole', 'wall', 'university', 'girl', 'locker', 'room']",9
+"Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind.",27upvk,51,"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants","['unfortunately', 'since', 'changed', 'mind']","['decade', 'intense', 'research', 'scientist', 'finally', 'figured', 'woman', 'want']","['unfortunately', 'since', 'changed', 'mind', 'decade', 'intense', 'research', 'scientist', 'finally', 'figured', 'woman', 'want']",12
+A parachute.,4io5tk,51,"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack?",['parachute'],"['guy', 'lying', 'field', 'backpack', 'lying', 'back', 'lot', 'fly', 'flying', 'around', 'backpack']","['parachute', 'guy', 'lying', 'field', 'backpack', 'lying', 'back', 'lot', 'fly', 'flying', 'around', 'backpack']",12
+"One day, on an Irish farm, a horse was watching MTV through the farmer's window. He watched a music video made by ""The Beatles"" and was amazed. ""I could play guitar like that"" said the Horse to himself and spent a year learning how to play guitar. Satisfied by what he achieved, he showed his work to the chicken.""That's amazing!"" said the chicken, ""I bet  I could put some vocals on that if I practiced!"". The chicken then took a year of its life to learn how to sing while the Horse played.They then decided to show the pig. ""Thats so cool!"" said the pig, ""but it's missing something... I know! Drums!"" The pig then decided to take a year out of his life to learn how to play the drums with the other two.The three then proceeded to show the Sheep, who was amazed by this. She also decided to learn how to play the bass guitar with the rest of the animals. In this time they formed a band, and decided to tour the farm for 4 years, playing for a little extra money on the side, before the Horse got a call from a music agency. They finally got their big break to play at a famous music festival in America. The horse decided to make sure everything was going as planned, and flew over to America to set up stage and confirm their hotel reservations, playing time etc. After his hard few days, he sat in his Hotel room watching the news. On the news their was a report that an airplane had crashed into the Atlantic ocean. There were no survivors from the wreck. He suddenly realised that it was the plane that the Chicken, the Sheep and the Pig were on. Realising that he spent most of his horse life doing something that just went up in flames, he decided he needed a VERY stiff drink. He went down to the hotel bar, asking the bar man for the strongest drink he had. A few minutes later the barman came back and placed the drink on the countertop. He then proceeded to dry a glass, asking the horse a question ""So, why the long face?""",1gaovh,51,"One day, on an Irish farm....","['one', 'day', 'irish', 'farm', 'horse', 'watching', 'mtv', 'farmer', 'window', 'watched', 'music', 'video', 'made', 'beatles', 'amazed', 'could', 'play', 'guitar', 'like', 'said', 'horse', 'spent', 'year', 'learning', 'play', 'guitar', 'satisfied', 'achieved', 'showed', 'work', 'chicken', 'amazing', 'said', 'chicken', 'bet', 'could', 'put', 'vocal', 'practiced', 'chicken', 'took', 'year', 'life', 'learn', 'sing', 'horse', 'decided', 'show', 'pig', 'thats', 'cool', 'said', 'pig', 'missing', 'something', 'know', 'drum', 'pig', 'decided', 'take', 'year', 'life', 'learn', 'play', 'drum', 'three', 'proceeded', 'show', 'sheep', 'amazed', 'also', 'decided', 'learn', 'play', 'bass', 'guitar', 'rest', 'animal', 'time', 'formed', 'band', 'decided', 'tour', 'farm', 'year', 'playing', 'little', 'extra', 'money', 'side', 'horse', 'got', 'call', 'music', 'agency', 'finally', 'got', 'big', 'break', 'play', 'famous', 'music', 'festival', 'america', 'horse', 'decided', 'make', 'sure', 'everything', 'going', 'planned', 'flew', 'america', 'set', 'stage', 'confirm', 'hotel', 'reservation', 'playing', 'time', 'etc', 'hard', 'day', 'sat', 'hotel', 'room', 'watching', 'news', 'news', 'report', 'airplane', 'crashed', 'atlantic', 'ocean', 'survivor', 'wreck', 'suddenly', 'realised', 'plane', 'chicken', 'sheep', 'pig', 'realising', 'spent', 'horse', 'life', 'something', 'went', 'flame', 'decided', 'needed', 'stiff', 'drink', 'went', 'hotel', 'bar', 'asking', 'bar', 'man', 'strongest', 'drink', 'minute', 'later', 'barman', 'came', 'back', 'placed', 'drink', 'countertop', 'proceeded', 'dry', 'glass', 'asking', 'horse', 'question', 'long', 'face']","['one', 'day', 'irish', 'farm']","['one', 'day', 'irish', 'farm', 'horse', 'watching', 'mtv', 'farmer', 'window', 'watched', 'music', 'video', 'made', 'beatles', 'amazed', 'could', 'play', 'guitar', 'like', 'said', 'horse', 'spent', 'year', 'learning', 'play', 'guitar', 'satisfied', 'achieved', 'showed', 'work', 'chicken', 'amazing', 'said', 'chicken', 'bet', 'could', 'put', 'vocal', 'practiced', 'chicken', 'took', 'year', 'life', 'learn', 'sing', 'horse', 'decided', 'show', 'pig', 'thats', 'cool', 'said', 'pig', 'missing', 'something', 'know', 'drum', 'pig', 'decided', 'take', 'year', 'life', 'learn', 'play', 'drum', 'three', 'proceeded', 'show', 'sheep', 'amazed', 'also', 'decided', 'learn', 'play', 'bass', 'guitar', 'rest', 'animal', 'time', 'formed', 'band', 'decided', 'tour', 'farm', 'year', 'playing', 'little', 'extra', 'money', 'side', 'horse', 'got', 'call', 'music', 'agency', 'finally', 'got', 'big', 'break', 'play', 'famous', 'music', 'festival', 'america', 'horse', 'decided', 'make', 'sure', 'everything', 'going', 'planned', 'flew', 'america', 'set', 'stage', 'confirm', 'hotel', 'reservation', 'playing', 'time', 'etc', 'hard', 'day', 'sat', 'hotel', 'room', 'watching', 'news', 'news', 'report', 'airplane', 'crashed', 'atlantic', 'ocean', 'survivor', 'wreck', 'suddenly', 'realised', 'plane', 'chicken', 'sheep', 'pig', 'realising', 'spent', 'horse', 'life', 'something', 'went', 'flame', 'decided', 'needed', 'stiff', 'drink', 'went', 'hotel', 'bar', 'asking', 'bar', 'man', 'strongest', 'drink', 'minute', 'later', 'barman', 'came', 'back', 'placed', 'drink', 'countertop', 'proceeded', 'dry', 'glass', 'asking', 'horse', 'question', 'long', 'face', 'one', 'day', 'irish', 'farm']",181
+"She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, ""Do you have a Vagina?"" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, ""Do you have a Vagina?"" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, ""Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."" The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, ""Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this."" She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, ""Do you have a Vagina?"" ""Yes I do."" says the lady. The man replies, ""Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!""",5qojxo,51,A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.,"['go', 'door', 'open', 'see', 'man', 'standing', 'asks', 'lady', 'vagina', 'slam', 'door', 'disgust', 'next', 'morning', 'hears', 'knock', 'door', 'man', 'asks', 'question', 'woman', 'vagina', 'slam', 'door', 'later', 'night', 'husband', 'get', 'home', 'tell', 'happened', 'last', 'two', 'day', 'husband', 'tell', 'wife', 'loving', 'concerned', 'voice', 'honey', 'taking', 'tomorrow', 'home', 'incase', 'guy', 'show', 'next', 'morning', 'hear', 'knock', 'door', 'ran', 'door', 'husband', 'whisperes', 'wife', 'honey', 'im', 'going', 'hide', 'behind', 'door', 'listen', 'guy', 'want', 'answer', 'yes', 'question', 'want', 'see', 'going', 'nod', 'yes', 'husband', 'open', 'door', 'sure', 'enough', 'fellow', 'standing', 'asks', 'vagina', 'yes', 'say', 'lady', 'man', 'reply', 'good', 'would', 'mind', 'telling', 'husband', 'leave', 'wife', 'alone', 'start', 'using']","['woman', 'home', 'hears', 'someone', 'knocking', 'door']","['go', 'door', 'open', 'see', 'man', 'standing', 'asks', 'lady', 'vagina', 'slam', 'door', 'disgust', 'next', 'morning', 'hears', 'knock', 'door', 'man', 'asks', 'question', 'woman', 'vagina', 'slam', 'door', 'later', 'night', 'husband', 'get', 'home', 'tell', 'happened', 'last', 'two', 'day', 'husband', 'tell', 'wife', 'loving', 'concerned', 'voice', 'honey', 'taking', 'tomorrow', 'home', 'incase', 'guy', 'show', 'next', 'morning', 'hear', 'knock', 'door', 'ran', 'door', 'husband', 'whisperes', 'wife', 'honey', 'im', 'going', 'hide', 'behind', 'door', 'listen', 'guy', 'want', 'answer', 'yes', 'question', 'want', 'see', 'going', 'nod', 'yes', 'husband', 'open', 'door', 'sure', 'enough', 'fellow', 'standing', 'asks', 'vagina', 'yes', 'say', 'lady', 'man', 'reply', 'good', 'would', 'mind', 'telling', 'husband', 'leave', 'wife', 'alone', 'start', 'using', 'woman', 'home', 'hears', 'someone', 'knocking', 'door']",104
+Mid-life crisis,4ldvor,51,Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed?,['crisis'],"['year', 'old', 'african', 'child', 'always', 'depressed']","['crisis', 'year', 'old', 'african', 'child', 'always', 'depressed']",7
+"A woman walks into a doctors office and says ""For the past couple months my vagina has had stamps from Costa Rica in it."" So the doctor pulls out the stamps and says ""these aren't stamps, these are the stickers off the bananas. ",4i4tbn,51,A woman walks into a doctors office,"['woman', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'say', 'past', 'couple', 'month', 'vagina', 'stamp', 'costa', 'rica', 'doctor', 'pull', 'stamp', 'say', 'stamp', 'sticker', 'banana']","['woman', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office']","['woman', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office', 'say', 'past', 'couple', 'month', 'vagina', 'stamp', 'costa', 'rica', 'doctor', 'pull', 'stamp', 'say', 'stamp', 'sticker', 'banana', 'woman', 'walk', 'doctor', 'office']",23
+Asworstos.,35n82f,51,What's the only thing worse than asbestos?,['asworstos'],"['thing', 'worse', 'asbestos']","['asworstos', 'thing', 'worse', 'asbestos']",4
+Namaste,3wrnpw,51,What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?,['namaste'],"['say', 'monk', 'try', 'kick', 'monastery']","['namaste', 'say', 'monk', 'try', 'kick', 'monastery']",6
+"The worst part is that he's a veterinarian. 
+
+Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician. ",3lmcbn,51,My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients...,"['worst', 'part', 'veterinarian', 'lol', 'kidding', 'pediatrician']","['uncle', 'fired', 'sleeping', 'one', 'patient']","['worst', 'part', 'veterinarian', 'lol', 'kidding', 'pediatrician', 'uncle', 'fired', 'sleeping', 'one', 'patient']",11
+"BECAUSE There was no chemistry.
+LOL",4xj0i5,51,Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?,"['chemistry', 'lol']","['physic', 'teacher', 'break', 'biology', 'teacher']","['chemistry', 'lol', 'physic', 'teacher', 'break', 'biology', 'teacher']",7
+The sausage tastes like shit.,5083jr,51,How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?,"['sausage', 'taste', 'like', 'shit']","['know', 'gay', 'bbq']","['sausage', 'taste', 'like', 'shit', 'know', 'gay', 'bbq']",7
+Because D shells are too big.,1i75ik,51,Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?,"['shell', 'big']","['little', 'mermaid', 'wear', 'seashell']","['shell', 'big', 'little', 'mermaid', 'wear', 'seashell']",6
+"Nevermind, it's an inside joke.",1heqtj,51,Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach?,"['nevermind', 'inside', 'joke']","['hear', 'one', 'heart', 'stomach']","['nevermind', 'inside', 'joke', 'hear', 'one', 'heart', 'stomach']",7
+Lukewarm.,3z0p3c,51,What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?,['lukewarm'],"['internal', 'temperature', 'tauntaun']","['lukewarm', 'internal', 'temperature', 'tauntaun']",4
+"Three couples were golfing, a Swedish couple, an Irish couple, and a Scottish couple. 
+
+The Swede`s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 
+
+'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 
+
+'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' 
+
+The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear. 
+
+Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 
+
+'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' 
+
+She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' 
+
+Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!' 
+
+
+Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 
+
+'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' 
+
+She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' 
+
+The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yourself up a bit. “",39tb4x,51,Underwear,"['three', 'couple', 'golfing', 'swedish', 'couple', 'irish', 'couple', 'scottish', 'couple', 'swede', 'wife', 'step', 'tee', 'bend', 'place', 'ball', 'gust', 'wind', 'blow', 'skirt', 'reveals', 'lack', 'underwear', 'god', 'woman', 'wearing', 'skivvy', 'ole', 'demanded', 'give', 'enough', 'housekeeping', 'money', 'afford', 'swede', 'immediately', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'sake', 'decency', 'go', 'buy', 'underwear', 'next', 'irishman', 'wife', 'bend', 'set', 'ball', 'tee', 'skirt', 'also', 'blow', 'show', 'wearing', 'undies', 'virgin', 'mary', 'woman', 'knickers', 'reply', 'ca', 'afford', 'money', 'give', 'patrick', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'sake', 'decency', 'go', 'buy', 'underwear', 'lastly', 'scotsman', 'wife', 'bend', 'wind', 'also', 'take', 'skirt', 'head', 'reveal', 'naked', 'mudder', 'jaysus', 'aggie', 'ta', 'friggin', 'hell', 'yer', 'drawer', 'explains', 'dinna', 'give', 'enough', 'money', 'ta', 'able', 'ta', 'affarrd', 'scotsman', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'fer', 'love', 'decency', 'comb', 'tidy', 'bit']",['underwear'],"['three', 'couple', 'golfing', 'swedish', 'couple', 'irish', 'couple', 'scottish', 'couple', 'swede', 'wife', 'step', 'tee', 'bend', 'place', 'ball', 'gust', 'wind', 'blow', 'skirt', 'reveals', 'lack', 'underwear', 'god', 'woman', 'wearing', 'skivvy', 'ole', 'demanded', 'give', 'enough', 'housekeeping', 'money', 'afford', 'swede', 'immediately', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'sake', 'decency', 'go', 'buy', 'underwear', 'next', 'irishman', 'wife', 'bend', 'set', 'ball', 'tee', 'skirt', 'also', 'blow', 'show', 'wearing', 'undies', 'virgin', 'mary', 'woman', 'knickers', 'reply', 'ca', 'afford', 'money', 'give', 'patrick', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'sake', 'decency', 'go', 'buy', 'underwear', 'lastly', 'scotsman', 'wife', 'bend', 'wind', 'also', 'take', 'skirt', 'head', 'reveal', 'naked', 'mudder', 'jaysus', 'aggie', 'ta', 'friggin', 'hell', 'yer', 'drawer', 'explains', 'dinna', 'give', 'enough', 'money', 'ta', 'able', 'ta', 'affarrd', 'scotsman', 'reach', 'pocket', 'say', 'fer', 'love', 'decency', 'comb', 'tidy', 'bit', 'underwear']",114
+"It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it ",1pc2bz,51,How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['really', 'obscure', 'number', 'would', 'heard']","['many', 'hipster', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['really', 'obscure', 'number', 'would', 'heard', 'many', 'hipster', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",10
+At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house.,4kzs2f,51,What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado?,"['start', 'lot', 'sucking', 'blowing', 'end', 'lose', 'house']","['similarity', 'marriage', 'tornado']","['start', 'lot', 'sucking', 'blowing', 'end', 'lose', 'house', 'similarity', 'marriage', 'tornado']",10
+"She goes up to the librarian at the counter and says, 
+
+""Hello, can I get one cheese burger with a side of fries?""
+
+The librarian, with a confused look, responds, ""Sorry but this is a library.""
+
+The blonde pauses for a few seconds. She then whispers, 
+
+*""Can I get one cheese burger with a side of fries please?""*",4k2r22,51,A blonde walks into a library,"['go', 'librarian', 'counter', 'say', 'hello', 'get', 'one', 'cheese', 'burger', 'side', 'fry', 'librarian', 'confused', 'look', 'responds', 'sorry', 'library', 'blonde', 'pause', 'second', 'whisper', 'get', 'one', 'cheese', 'burger', 'side', 'fry', 'please']","['blonde', 'walk', 'library']","['go', 'librarian', 'counter', 'say', 'hello', 'get', 'one', 'cheese', 'burger', 'side', 'fry', 'librarian', 'confused', 'look', 'responds', 'sorry', 'library', 'blonde', 'pause', 'second', 'whisper', 'get', 'one', 'cheese', 'burger', 'side', 'fry', 'please', 'blonde', 'walk', 'library']",31
+"They went to a motel with their ladies and get two rooms.  The first midget is really embarrassed because he cannot get an erection.  His confidence was hurt even more when he heard his friend in the room saying ""1, 2, 3, push!"" Over and over again.
+
+The next morning he was talking to his friend over breakfast. He said ""That was the most embarrassing thing ever.  I couldn't get a hard on""
+His friend responds ""You think that is embarrassing, I couldn't get on the bed.""
+
+Edit:spelling ",3jux9s,51,Two midgets decide to get hookers...,"['went', 'motel', 'lady', 'get', 'two', 'room', 'first', 'midget', 'really', 'embarrassed', 'get', 'erection', 'confidence', 'hurt', 'even', 'heard', 'friend', 'room', 'saying', 'push', 'next', 'morning', 'talking', 'friend', 'breakfast', 'said', 'embarrassing', 'thing', 'ever', 'could', 'get', 'hard', 'friend', 'responds', 'think', 'embarrassing', 'could', 'get', 'bed', 'edit', 'spelling']","['two', 'midget', 'decide', 'get', 'hooker']","['went', 'motel', 'lady', 'get', 'two', 'room', 'first', 'midget', 'really', 'embarrassed', 'get', 'erection', 'confidence', 'hurt', 'even', 'heard', 'friend', 'room', 'saying', 'push', 'next', 'morning', 'talking', 'friend', 'breakfast', 'said', 'embarrassing', 'thing', 'ever', 'could', 'get', 'hard', 'friend', 'responds', 'think', 'embarrassing', 'could', 'get', 'bed', 'edit', 'spelling', 'two', 'midget', 'decide', 'get', 'hooker']",46
+"Self post! Just wanted to share it because i like it. 
+
+A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. 
+
+
+""How about having sex with a cat?"" asked the zoophile. 
+
+""Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it,"" says the sadist. 
+
+""Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it,"" shouted the murderer. 
+
+""Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,"" said the necrophile. 
+
+""Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it,"" said the pyromaniac. 
+
+Silence took over... and the masochist says: 
+
+""Meow.""
+",1b0lrk,51,Another masochist joke. Self post. hope you guys like it! ,"['self', 'post', 'wanted', 'share', 'like', 'sadist', 'masochist', 'murderer', 'necrophile', 'zoophile', 'pyromaniac', 'sitting', 'bench', 'mental', 'institution', 'bored', 'mind', 'sex', 'cat', 'asked', 'zoophile', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'say', 'sadist', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'shouted', 'murderer', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'sex', 'said', 'necrophile', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'sex', 'burn', 'said', 'pyromaniac', 'silence', 'took', 'masochist', 'say', 'meow']","['another', 'masochist', 'joke', 'self', 'post', 'hope', 'guy', 'like']","['self', 'post', 'wanted', 'share', 'like', 'sadist', 'masochist', 'murderer', 'necrophile', 'zoophile', 'pyromaniac', 'sitting', 'bench', 'mental', 'institution', 'bored', 'mind', 'sex', 'cat', 'asked', 'zoophile', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'say', 'sadist', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'shouted', 'murderer', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'sex', 'said', 'necrophile', 'let', 'sex', 'cat', 'torture', 'kill', 'sex', 'burn', 'said', 'pyromaniac', 'silence', 'took', 'masochist', 'say', 'meow', 'another', 'masochist', 'joke', 'self', 'post', 'hope', 'guy', 'like']",64
+"Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it! ",3ieti6,51,What does Osama bin Laden and my wife's clitoris have in common?,"['took', 'year', 'find', 'killed']","['osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'wife', 'clitoris', 'common']","['took', 'year', 'find', 'killed', 'osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'wife', 'clitoris', 'common']",10
+but cows are holy in India,3ajz6l,51,I would make a joke about your mom,"['cow', 'holy', 'india']","['would', 'make', 'joke', 'mom']","['cow', 'holy', 'india', 'would', 'make', 'joke', 'mom']",7
+to get to the other side...,29t9qi,51,How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb?,"['get', 'side']","['many', 'alzheimer', 'patient', 'take', 'change']","['get', 'side', 'many', 'alzheimer', 'patient', 'take', 'change']",7
+"Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
+
+Edit: Spelling",506bbt,51,How are Harambe memes keeping up?,"['cincinnati', 'zoo', 'keep', 'trying', 'shoot', 'edit', 'spelling']","['harambe', 'meme', 'keeping']","['cincinnati', 'zoo', 'keep', 'trying', 'shoot', 'edit', 'spelling', 'harambe', 'meme', 'keeping']",10
+"But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well.",2g9apr,51,I've been cutting corners my whole life...,"['person', 'worked', 'pretty', 'well']","['cutting', 'corner', 'whole', 'life']","['person', 'worked', 'pretty', 'well', 'cutting', 'corner', 'whole', 'life']",8
+A threesome.,2g5tzd,51,What do you call 5 black people having sex?,['threesome'],"['call', 'black', 'people', 'sex']","['threesome', 'call', 'black', 'people', 'sex']",5
+But they'd probably remove it.,5220sd,51,I'd make an Apple joke...,"['probably', 'remove']","['make', 'apple', 'joke']","['probably', 'remove', 'make', 'apple', 'joke']",5
+Because they will steal all the green cards.,3ilr8i,51,Why do you never play uno with a mexican?,"['steal', 'green', 'card']","['never', 'play', 'uno', 'mexican']","['steal', 'green', 'card', 'never', 'play', 'uno', 'mexican']",7
+".. and as he usually does, he slows down a good bit, then continues rolling through the stop sign, without stopping completely.
+
+An officer sees the man roll through the stop sign and pulls him over. The cop, in typical fashion, asks him, ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" as the man gets out of the car.
+
+""Officer, there's a stop sign there, and I know I didn't stop but I slowed down!""
+
+The officer, without hesitation, pulls out his baton and starts beating the man mercilessly, and says, ""Do you want me to stop or slow down?""",28yx4d,51,A man approaches a stop sign...,"['usually', 'slows', 'good', 'bit', 'continues', 'rolling', 'stop', 'sign', 'without', 'stopping', 'completely', 'officer', 'see', 'man', 'roll', 'stop', 'sign', 'pull', 'cop', 'typical', 'fashion', 'asks', 'know', 'pulled', 'man', 'get', 'car', 'officer', 'stop', 'sign', 'know', 'stop', 'slowed', 'officer', 'without', 'hesitation', 'pull', 'baton', 'start', 'beating', 'man', 'mercilessly', 'say', 'want', 'stop', 'slow']","['man', 'approach', 'stop', 'sign']","['usually', 'slows', 'good', 'bit', 'continues', 'rolling', 'stop', 'sign', 'without', 'stopping', 'completely', 'officer', 'see', 'man', 'roll', 'stop', 'sign', 'pull', 'cop', 'typical', 'fashion', 'asks', 'know', 'pulled', 'man', 'get', 'car', 'officer', 'stop', 'sign', 'know', 'stop', 'slowed', 'officer', 'without', 'hesitation', 'pull', 'baton', 'start', 'beating', 'man', 'mercilessly', 'say', 'want', 'stop', 'slow', 'man', 'approach', 'stop', 'sign']",50
+"No, seriously, I want to know.",4r0wgr,51,What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?,"['seriously', 'want', 'know']","['difference', 'century', 'slave', 'century', 'unpaid', 'intern']","['seriously', 'want', 'know', 'difference', 'century', 'slave', 'century', 'unpaid', 'intern']",9
+"A male and a female, magically come to life.  They only have 24 hours of life in them, so they put it to good use.
+
+""Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"" says the male.
+
+""Yes..."" says the female shyly.  They go hand in hand behind some bushes, and there is much rustling in the branches.  An hour later, they both emerge together, tired but satisfied.
+
+""Do you want to do it again?"" The male says.
+
+""Definitely!"" The female coos.  ""But this time, you hold down the pigeons and I'll shit on them!""",1jdkua,51,Two Statues in the Park...,"['male', 'female', 'magically', 'come', 'life', 'hour', 'life', 'put', 'good', 'use', 'thinking', 'thinking', 'say', 'male', 'yes', 'say', 'female', 'shyly', 'go', 'hand', 'hand', 'behind', 'bush', 'much', 'rustling', 'branch', 'hour', 'later', 'emerge', 'together', 'tired', 'satisfied', 'want', 'male', 'say', 'definitely', 'female', 'coo', 'time', 'hold', 'pigeon', 'shit']","['two', 'statue', 'park']","['male', 'female', 'magically', 'come', 'life', 'hour', 'life', 'put', 'good', 'use', 'thinking', 'thinking', 'say', 'male', 'yes', 'say', 'female', 'shyly', 'go', 'hand', 'hand', 'behind', 'bush', 'much', 'rustling', 'branch', 'hour', 'later', 'emerge', 'together', 'tired', 'satisfied', 'want', 'male', 'say', 'definitely', 'female', 'coo', 'time', 'hold', 'pigeon', 'shit', 'two', 'statue', 'park']",45
+There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!,4y6a7d,51,You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president...,"['way', 'moving', 'smaller', 'house', 'black', 'neighborhood']","['need', 'stop', 'worrying', 'trump', 'becoming', 'next', 'president']","['way', 'moving', 'smaller', 'house', 'black', 'neighborhood', 'need', 'stop', 'worrying', 'trump', 'becoming', 'next', 'president']",13
+"Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.",2igj21,51,My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.,"['maybe', 'bourne', 'maybe', 'wolverine']","['mate', 'wear', 'jacket', 'impersonating', 'either', 'matt', 'damon', 'hugh', 'jackman']","['maybe', 'bourne', 'maybe', 'wolverine', 'mate', 'wear', 'jacket', 'impersonating', 'either', 'matt', 'damon', 'hugh', 'jackman']",13
+I just like the way it smells. ,5rri05,51,I'm not addicted to cocaine,"['like', 'way', 'smell']","['addicted', 'cocaine']","['like', 'way', 'smell', 'addicted', 'cocaine']",5
+"Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
+
+A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
+
+So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
+
+Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
+
+Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
+
+The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
+
+Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’",3xjvil,51,Yup! It got me...,"['donald', 'trump', 'ted', 'cruz', 'sitting', 'bar', 'guy', 'walk', 'asks', 'barman', 'trump', 'cruz', 'sitting', 'bartender', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'say', 'real', 'honor', 'guy', 'cruz', 'say', 'planning', 'ww', 'iii', 'guy', 'say', 'going', 'happen', 'trump', 'say', 'going', 'kill', 'million', 'muslim', 'one', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'guy', 'exclaimed', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'kill', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'trump', 'turn', 'cruz', 'say', 'told', 'one', 'give', 'crap', 'million', 'muslim']","['yup', 'got']","['donald', 'trump', 'ted', 'cruz', 'sitting', 'bar', 'guy', 'walk', 'asks', 'barman', 'trump', 'cruz', 'sitting', 'bartender', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'say', 'real', 'honor', 'guy', 'cruz', 'say', 'planning', 'ww', 'iii', 'guy', 'say', 'going', 'happen', 'trump', 'say', 'going', 'kill', 'million', 'muslim', 'one', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'guy', 'exclaimed', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'kill', 'blonde', 'big', 'tit', 'trump', 'turn', 'cruz', 'say', 'told', 'one', 'give', 'crap', 'million', 'muslim', 'yup', 'got']",61
+She threw out all the W's.,1xg2gp,51,Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?,"['threw', 'w']","['blonde', 'fired', 'factory']","['threw', 'w', 'blonde', 'fired', 'factory']",5
+It was worth every Penne. ,4h8ywq,51,Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun),"['worth', 'every', 'penne']","['traveling', 'italy', 'spent', 'hundred', 'euro', 'pasta', 'pun']","['worth', 'every', 'penne', 'traveling', 'italy', 'spent', 'hundred', 'euro', 'pasta', 'pun']",10
+I would name them 1 and 2 so if 1 died I would still have 2.,3ioxd0,51,If I had 2 fish,"['would', 'name', 'died', 'would', 'still']",['fish'],"['would', 'name', 'died', 'would', 'still', 'fish']",6
+Cancer.,4uwvuq,51,What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair?,['cancer'],"['easiest', 'way', 'get', 'chewing', 'gum', 'hair']","['cancer', 'easiest', 'way', 'get', 'chewing', 'gum', 'hair']",7
+Or does it just run through your jeans?,36kyat,51,Can you cure hereditary diarrhea?,"['run', 'jean']","['cure', 'hereditary', 'diarrhea']","['run', 'jean', 'cure', 'hereditary', 'diarrhea']",5
+"A man and a woman meet in an elevator. ""Where are you heading today?"" the man asks.
+""I'm going down to give blood.""
+""How much do you get paid for giving blood?""
+""About $20.""
+""Wow,"" says the man, ""I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."" The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
+The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
+""Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?""
+""Sperm bank,"" she says with her mouth full. ",2k1z2o,51,She sure showed him.,"['man', 'woman', 'meet', 'elevator', 'heading', 'today', 'man', 'asks', 'going', 'give', 'blood', 'much', 'get', 'paid', 'giving', 'blood', 'wow', 'say', 'man', 'going', 'donate', 'sperm', 'sperm', 'bank', 'pay', 'woman', 'angrily', 'get', 'elevator', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'woman', 'meet', 'elevator', 'fancy', 'meeting', 'today', 'sperm', 'bank', 'say', 'mouth', 'full']","['sure', 'showed']","['man', 'woman', 'meet', 'elevator', 'heading', 'today', 'man', 'asks', 'going', 'give', 'blood', 'much', 'get', 'paid', 'giving', 'blood', 'wow', 'say', 'man', 'going', 'donate', 'sperm', 'sperm', 'bank', 'pay', 'woman', 'angrily', 'get', 'elevator', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'woman', 'meet', 'elevator', 'fancy', 'meeting', 'today', 'sperm', 'bank', 'say', 'mouth', 'full', 'sure', 'showed']",45
+Congress,3wl64t,51,"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?",['congress'],"['pro', 'opposite', 'con', 'opposite', 'progress']","['congress', 'pro', 'opposite', 'con', 'opposite', 'progress']",6
+"My local middle school had a problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.",20d659,51,The lipstick problem,"['local', 'middle', 'school', 'problem', 'number', 'girl', 'beginning', 'use', 'lipstick', 'would', 'put', 'bathroom', 'fine', 'put', 'lipstick', 'would', 'press', 'lip', 'mirror', 'leaving', 'dozen', 'little', 'lip', 'print', 'every', 'night', 'maintenance', 'man', 'would', 'remove', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'would', 'put', 'back', 'finally', 'principal', 'decided', 'something', 'done', 'called', 'girl', 'bathroom', 'met', 'maintenance', 'man', 'explained', 'lip', 'print', 'causing', 'major', 'problem', 'custodian', 'clean', 'mirror', 'every', 'night', 'demonstrate', 'difficult', 'clean', 'mirror', 'asked', 'maintenance', 'man', 'show', 'girl', 'much', 'effort', 'required', 'took', 'squeegee', 'dipped', 'toilet', 'cleaned', 'mirror', 'since', 'lip', 'print', 'mirror']","['lipstick', 'problem']","['local', 'middle', 'school', 'problem', 'number', 'girl', 'beginning', 'use', 'lipstick', 'would', 'put', 'bathroom', 'fine', 'put', 'lipstick', 'would', 'press', 'lip', 'mirror', 'leaving', 'dozen', 'little', 'lip', 'print', 'every', 'night', 'maintenance', 'man', 'would', 'remove', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'would', 'put', 'back', 'finally', 'principal', 'decided', 'something', 'done', 'called', 'girl', 'bathroom', 'met', 'maintenance', 'man', 'explained', 'lip', 'print', 'causing', 'major', 'problem', 'custodian', 'clean', 'mirror', 'every', 'night', 'demonstrate', 'difficult', 'clean', 'mirror', 'asked', 'maintenance', 'man', 'show', 'girl', 'much', 'effort', 'required', 'took', 'squeegee', 'dipped', 'toilet', 'cleaned', 'mirror', 'since', 'lip', 'print', 'mirror', 'lipstick', 'problem']",82
+"Who's there?
+Dishes
+Dishes who?
+Dishes a bad joke.",45fqgs,51,Knock knock..,"['dish', 'dish', 'dish', 'bad', 'joke']","['knock', 'knock']","['dish', 'dish', 'dish', 'bad', 'joke', 'knock', 'knock']",7
+"A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. 
+
+You **sick** bastards. ",5swb7h,51,"What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common?","['continuing', 'chance', 'create', 'better', 'tomorrow', 'sick', 'bastard']","['magic', 'johnson', 'charlie', 'sheen', 'roughly', 'child', 'africa', 'common']","['continuing', 'chance', 'create', 'better', 'tomorrow', 'sick', 'bastard', 'magic', 'johnson', 'charlie', 'sheen', 'roughly', 'child', 'africa', 'common']",15
+The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.,4n8d3a,51,What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?,"['front', 'row', 'ted', 'nugent', 'concert']","['foot', 'long', 'teeth']","['front', 'row', 'ted', 'nugent', 'concert', 'foot', 'long', 'teeth']",8
+A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.,4txwfy,51,What's the difference between a slut and a mosquito?,"['mosquito', 'stop', 'sucking', 'slap']","['difference', 'slut', 'mosquito']","['mosquito', 'stop', 'sucking', 'slap', 'difference', 'slut', 'mosquito']",7
+Sir Cumference ,2nptke,51,What do you call a round knight?,"['sir', 'cumference']","['call', 'round', 'knight']","['sir', 'cumference', 'call', 'round', 'knight']",5
+National Dyslexic Association.,3ey7l4,51,What does DNA stand for?,"['national', 'dyslexic', 'association']","['dna', 'stand']","['national', 'dyslexic', 'association', 'dna', 'stand']",5
+You jacket.,1oc2zi,51,How do you steal a coat?,['jacket'],"['steal', 'coat']","['jacket', 'steal', 'coat']",3
+"...""Everything?"" I replied",1wf0tl,51,"My wife slammed her fist on the table and shouted... ""Why must you question everything I say!?""","['everything', 'replied']","['wife', 'slammed', 'fist', 'table', 'shouted', 'must', 'question', 'everything', 'say']","['everything', 'replied', 'wife', 'slammed', 'fist', 'table', 'shouted', 'must', 'question', 'everything', 'say']",11
+Fuckin' nothin'.  ,43n1vv,51,What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom?,"['fuckin', 'nothin']","['asexual', 'person', 'favorite', 'thing', 'bedroom']","['fuckin', 'nothin', 'asexual', 'person', 'favorite', 'thing', 'bedroom']",7
+"After coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
+
+The man asks, ""What's the problem officer?""
+
+Officer: ""You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.""
+
+Man: ""No sir, I was going a little over 60.""
+
+Wife: ""Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80.""
+
+(The man gives his wife a dirty look.) 
+
+Officer: ""I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.""
+
+Man: ""Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light.""
+
+Wife: ""Oh, Harry. You've known about that tail light for weeks.""
+
+(The man gives his wife another dirty look.) 
+
+Officer: ""I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.""
+
+Man: ""Officer, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.""
+
+Wife: ""Oh, Harry. You never wear your seat belt.""
+
+The man turns to his wife and yells, ""For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"" 
+
+The officer looks at the woman and asks, ""Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"" 
+
+Wife says, ""No, officer. Only when he's drunk.""
+",4uxlmm,51,A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear-view mirror pulls to the side of the road...,"['coming', 'stop', 'police', 'officer', 'approach', 'car', 'man', 'asks', 'problem', 'officer', 'officer', 'going', 'mile', 'hour', 'mile', 'hour', 'zone', 'afraid', 'going', 'ticket', 'man', 'sir', 'going', 'little', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'going', 'least', 'man', 'give', 'wife', 'dirty', 'look', 'officer', 'also', 'going', 'give', 'ticket', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'man', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'know', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'known', 'tail', 'light', 'week', 'man', 'give', 'wife', 'another', 'dirty', 'look', 'officer', 'also', 'going', 'give', 'citation', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'man', 'officer', 'took', 'walking', 'car', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'man', 'turn', 'wife', 'yell', 'cryin', 'loud', 'ca', 'shut', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'talk', 'way', 'time', 'wife', 'say', 'officer', 'drunk']","['man', 'seeing', 'flashing', 'red', 'blue', 'light', 'mirror', 'pull', 'side', 'road']","['coming', 'stop', 'police', 'officer', 'approach', 'car', 'man', 'asks', 'problem', 'officer', 'officer', 'going', 'mile', 'hour', 'mile', 'hour', 'zone', 'afraid', 'going', 'ticket', 'man', 'sir', 'going', 'little', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'going', 'least', 'man', 'give', 'wife', 'dirty', 'look', 'officer', 'also', 'going', 'give', 'ticket', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'man', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'know', 'broken', 'tail', 'light', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'known', 'tail', 'light', 'week', 'man', 'give', 'wife', 'another', 'dirty', 'look', 'officer', 'also', 'going', 'give', 'citation', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'man', 'officer', 'took', 'walking', 'car', 'wife', 'oh', 'harry', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'man', 'turn', 'wife', 'yell', 'cryin', 'loud', 'ca', 'shut', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'talk', 'way', 'time', 'wife', 'say', 'officer', 'drunk', 'man', 'seeing', 'flashing', 'red', 'blue', 'light', 'mirror', 'pull', 'side', 'road']",113
+But I'm slowly getting over it,4htypz,51,I used to have a fear of speed bumps,"['slowly', 'getting']","['used', 'fear', 'speed', 'bump']","['slowly', 'getting', 'used', 'fear', 'speed', 'bump']",6
+"Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something",3qmq8j,51,The Conservation of the Letter R,"['everytime', 'bostonian', 'pahks', 'cah', 'yahd', 'texan', 'warshes', 'something']","['conservation', 'letter', 'r']","['everytime', 'bostonian', 'pahks', 'cah', 'yahd', 'texan', 'warshes', 'something', 'conservation', 'letter', 'r']",11
+"A newly graduated Psychiatrist goes to an interview at a Mental Asylum....
+
+""So you're interested in coming to work for us here? Tell me what is your experience with mentally deranged people?""
+
+""I've been on Reddit for nearly 6 months now""
+
+""You're hired!""",5slbyi,51,Job Interview: Mental Asylum,"['newly', 'graduated', 'psychiatrist', 'go', 'interview', 'mental', 'asylum', 'interested', 'coming', 'work', 'u', 'tell', 'experience', 'mentally', 'deranged', 'people', 'reddit', 'nearly', 'month', 'hired']","['job', 'interview', 'mental', 'asylum']","['newly', 'graduated', 'psychiatrist', 'go', 'interview', 'mental', 'asylum', 'interested', 'coming', 'work', 'u', 'tell', 'experience', 'mentally', 'deranged', 'people', 'reddit', 'nearly', 'month', 'hired', 'job', 'interview', 'mental', 'asylum']",24
+"At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
+",3a2ry5,51,Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?,"['always', 'get', 'frog', 'throat']","['ca', 'miss', 'piggy', 'count']","['always', 'get', 'frog', 'throat', 'ca', 'miss', 'piggy', 'count']",8
+I'll tell you tomorrow,333q23,51,What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?,"['tell', 'tomorrow']","['procrastinator', 'favorite', 'punchline']","['tell', 'tomorrow', 'procrastinator', 'favorite', 'punchline']",5
+None. That's a hardware problem.,3xzd85,51,How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['none', 'hardware', 'problem']","['many', 'software', 'engineer', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['none', 'hardware', 'problem', 'many', 'software', 'engineer', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",9
+Just stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees!,4px8ih,51,If you ever get cold...,"['stand', 'corner', 'usually', 'around', 'degree']","['ever', 'get', 'cold']","['stand', 'corner', 'usually', 'around', 'degree', 'ever', 'get', 'cold']",8
+"""You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
+
+Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
+
+“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door and Tom Cruise shouts, “Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!
+
+Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.
+
+“President Bush,” his boss quickly retorts.
+
+“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington.” And off they go.
+At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.”
+
+Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
+
+After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
+
+“The Pope,” his boss replies.
+
+“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.
+
+Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when Dave says,”This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”
+
+He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has passed out and is surrounded by paramedics.
+
+Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
+
+His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw – you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?”",3mjr84,51,Dave was bragging to his boss one day,"['know', 'know', 'everyone', 'know', 'name', 'someone', 'anyone', 'know', 'tired', 'boasting', 'bos', 'called', 'bluff', 'ok', 'dave', 'tom', 'cruise', 'drama', 'bos', 'tom', 'old', 'friend', 'prove', 'dave', 'bos', 'fly', 'hollywood', 'knock', 'tom', 'cruise', 'door', 'tom', 'cruise', 'shout', 'dave', 'happening', 'great', 'see', 'come', 'beer', 'although', 'impressed', 'dave', 'bos', 'still', 'sceptical', 'leave', 'cruise', 'house', 'tell', 'dave', 'think', 'knowing', 'cruise', 'lucky', 'name', 'anyone', 'else', 'dave', 'say', 'president', 'bush', 'bos', 'quickly', 'retort', 'yup', 'dave', 'say', 'old', 'buddy', 'let', 'fly', 'go', 'white', 'house', 'bush', 'spot', 'dave', 'tour', 'motion', 'bos', 'saying', 'dave', 'surprise', 'way', 'meeting', 'friend', 'come', 'let', 'cup', 'coffee', 'first', 'catch', 'well', 'bos', 'shaken', 'still', 'totally', 'convinced', 'leave', 'white', 'house', 'ground', 'express', 'doubt', 'dave', 'implores', 'name', 'anyone', 'else', 'pope', 'bos', 'reply', 'sure', 'say', 'dave', 'known', 'pope', 'fly', 'rome', 'dave', 'bos', 'assembled', 'mass', 'vatican', 'dave', 'say', 'never', 'work', 'catch', 'pope', 'eye', 'among', 'people', 'tell', 'know', 'guard', 'let', 'go', 'upstairs', 'come', 'balcony', 'disappears', 'crowd', 'headed', 'towards', 'vatican', 'sure', 'enough', 'half', 'hour', 'later', 'dave', 'emerges', 'pope', 'balcony', 'time', 'dave', 'return', 'find', 'bos', 'passed', 'surrounded', 'paramedic', 'making', 'way', 'bos', 'side', 'dave', 'asks', 'happened', 'bos', 'look', 'say', 'final', 'straw', 'pope', 'came', 'balcony', 'man', 'next', 'said', 'hell', 'balcony', 'dave']","['dave', 'bragging', 'bos', 'one', 'day']","['know', 'know', 'everyone', 'know', 'name', 'someone', 'anyone', 'know', 'tired', 'boasting', 'bos', 'called', 'bluff', 'ok', 'dave', 'tom', 'cruise', 'drama', 'bos', 'tom', 'old', 'friend', 'prove', 'dave', 'bos', 'fly', 'hollywood', 'knock', 'tom', 'cruise', 'door', 'tom', 'cruise', 'shout', 'dave', 'happening', 'great', 'see', 'come', 'beer', 'although', 'impressed', 'dave', 'bos', 'still', 'sceptical', 'leave', 'cruise', 'house', 'tell', 'dave', 'think', 'knowing', 'cruise', 'lucky', 'name', 'anyone', 'else', 'dave', 'say', 'president', 'bush', 'bos', 'quickly', 'retort', 'yup', 'dave', 'say', 'old', 'buddy', 'let', 'fly', 'go', 'white', 'house', 'bush', 'spot', 'dave', 'tour', 'motion', 'bos', 'saying', 'dave', 'surprise', 'way', 'meeting', 'friend', 'come', 'let', 'cup', 'coffee', 'first', 'catch', 'well', 'bos', 'shaken', 'still', 'totally', 'convinced', 'leave', 'white', 'house', 'ground', 'express', 'doubt', 'dave', 'implores', 'name', 'anyone', 'else', 'pope', 'bos', 'reply', 'sure', 'say', 'dave', 'known', 'pope', 'fly', 'rome', 'dave', 'bos', 'assembled', 'mass', 'vatican', 'dave', 'say', 'never', 'work', 'catch', 'pope', 'eye', 'among', 'people', 'tell', 'know', 'guard', 'let', 'go', 'upstairs', 'come', 'balcony', 'disappears', 'crowd', 'headed', 'towards', 'vatican', 'sure', 'enough', 'half', 'hour', 'later', 'dave', 'emerges', 'pope', 'balcony', 'time', 'dave', 'return', 'find', 'bos', 'passed', 'surrounded', 'paramedic', 'making', 'way', 'bos', 'side', 'dave', 'asks', 'happened', 'bos', 'look', 'say', 'final', 'straw', 'pope', 'came', 'balcony', 'man', 'next', 'said', 'hell', 'balcony', 'dave', 'dave', 'bragging', 'bos', 'one', 'day']",190
+"A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, ""I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."" The rancher said, ""okay, but don't go into that field over there..."", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, ""look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. ""See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!""
+The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
+""YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!""",27d2hb,51,The Badge and The Rancher,"['dea', 'agent', 'stopped', 'ranch', 'texas', 'talked', 'old', 'rancher', 'told', 'rancher', 'need', 'inspect', 'ranch', 'illegally', 'grown', 'drug', 'rancher', 'said', 'okay', 'go', 'field', 'pointed', 'location', 'dea', 'agent', 'verbally', 'exploded', 'said', 'look', 'mister', 'authority', 'federal', 'government', 'reaching', 'rear', 'back', 'pocket', 'arrogant', 'officer', 'removed', 'badge', 'proudly', 'displayed', 'rancher', 'see', 'badge', 'badge', 'mean', 'go', 'wherever', 'want', 'land', 'question', 'asked', 'answer', 'given', 'understand', 'old', 'man', 'rancher', 'kindly', 'nodded', 'apologized', 'went', 'chore', 'moment', 'later', 'rancher', 'heard', 'loud', 'scream', 'looked', 'saw', 'dea', 'agent', 'running', 'life', 'chased', 'rancher', 'big', 'santa', 'gertrudis', 'bull', 'every', 'step', 'bull', 'gaining', 'ground', 'officer', 'likely', 'sure', 'enough', 'get', 'gored', 'reached', 'safety', 'officer', 'clearly', 'terrified', 'old', 'rancher', 'threw', 'tool', 'ran', 'fast', 'could', 'fence', 'yelled', 'top', 'lung', 'badge', 'show', 'badge']","['badge', 'rancher']","['dea', 'agent', 'stopped', 'ranch', 'texas', 'talked', 'old', 'rancher', 'told', 'rancher', 'need', 'inspect', 'ranch', 'illegally', 'grown', 'drug', 'rancher', 'said', 'okay', 'go', 'field', 'pointed', 'location', 'dea', 'agent', 'verbally', 'exploded', 'said', 'look', 'mister', 'authority', 'federal', 'government', 'reaching', 'rear', 'back', 'pocket', 'arrogant', 'officer', 'removed', 'badge', 'proudly', 'displayed', 'rancher', 'see', 'badge', 'badge', 'mean', 'go', 'wherever', 'want', 'land', 'question', 'asked', 'answer', 'given', 'understand', 'old', 'man', 'rancher', 'kindly', 'nodded', 'apologized', 'went', 'chore', 'moment', 'later', 'rancher', 'heard', 'loud', 'scream', 'looked', 'saw', 'dea', 'agent', 'running', 'life', 'chased', 'rancher', 'big', 'santa', 'gertrudis', 'bull', 'every', 'step', 'bull', 'gaining', 'ground', 'officer', 'likely', 'sure', 'enough', 'get', 'gored', 'reached', 'safety', 'officer', 'clearly', 'terrified', 'old', 'rancher', 'threw', 'tool', 'ran', 'fast', 'could', 'fence', 'yelled', 'top', 'lung', 'badge', 'show', 'badge', 'badge', 'rancher']",115
+"A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. 
+
+On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ""Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."" 
+
+""What?"" said the puzzled groom. 
+
+""How can that be if you've been married ten times?"" 
+
+""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 
+
+Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. 
+
+Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 
+
+Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 
+
+Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 
+
+Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 
+
+Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. 
+
+Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. 
+
+Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. 
+
+Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"" 
+
+""Good,"" said the new husband, ""but, why?"" 
+
+""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!""",4puqyz,51,"Married 10 times, still a virgin","['lawyer', 'married', 'woman', 'previously', 'divorced', 'ten', 'husband', 'wedding', 'night', 'told', 'new', 'husband', 'please', 'gentle', 'still', 'virgin', 'said', 'puzzled', 'groom', 'married', 'ten', 'time', 'well', 'husband', 'sale', 'representative', 'kept', 'telling', 'great', 'going', 'husband', 'software', 'service', 'never', 'really', 'sure', 'supposed', 'function', 'said', 'look', 'get', 'back', 'husband', 'field', 'service', 'said', 'everything', 'checked', 'diagnostically', 'could', 'get', 'system', 'husband', 'telemarketing', 'even', 'though', 'knew', 'order', 'know', 'would', 'able', 'deliver', 'husband', 'engineer', 'understood', 'basic', 'process', 'wanted', 'three', 'year', 'research', 'implement', 'design', 'new', 'method', 'husband', 'finance', 'administration', 'thought', 'knew', 'sure', 'whether', 'job', 'husband', 'marketing', 'although', 'nice', 'product', 'never', 'sure', 'position', 'husband', 'psychologist', 'ever', 'talk', 'husband', 'gynecologist', 'look', 'husband', 'stamp', 'collector', 'ever', 'god', 'miss', 'married', 'really', 'excited', 'good', 'said', 'new', 'husband', 'lawyer', 'time', 'know', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'screwed']","['married', 'time', 'still', 'virgin']","['lawyer', 'married', 'woman', 'previously', 'divorced', 'ten', 'husband', 'wedding', 'night', 'told', 'new', 'husband', 'please', 'gentle', 'still', 'virgin', 'said', 'puzzled', 'groom', 'married', 'ten', 'time', 'well', 'husband', 'sale', 'representative', 'kept', 'telling', 'great', 'going', 'husband', 'software', 'service', 'never', 'really', 'sure', 'supposed', 'function', 'said', 'look', 'get', 'back', 'husband', 'field', 'service', 'said', 'everything', 'checked', 'diagnostically', 'could', 'get', 'system', 'husband', 'telemarketing', 'even', 'though', 'knew', 'order', 'know', 'would', 'able', 'deliver', 'husband', 'engineer', 'understood', 'basic', 'process', 'wanted', 'three', 'year', 'research', 'implement', 'design', 'new', 'method', 'husband', 'finance', 'administration', 'thought', 'knew', 'sure', 'whether', 'job', 'husband', 'marketing', 'although', 'nice', 'product', 'never', 'sure', 'position', 'husband', 'psychologist', 'ever', 'talk', 'husband', 'gynecologist', 'look', 'husband', 'stamp', 'collector', 'ever', 'god', 'miss', 'married', 'really', 'excited', 'good', 'said', 'new', 'husband', 'lawyer', 'time', 'know', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'screwed', 'married', 'time', 'still', 'virgin']",122
+"The first brother walks in and the recruiter asks ""What do you do?"" The Newfie replied ""I'm a diesel fitter"" and the recruiter says ""Excellent, we can put you to work straight away in the oil fields."" Excited, he goes and tells his brother he has a job. His brother walks in and the recruiter asks him the same question, to which the Newfie replied ""I makes women's panties"" and the recruiter said ""excuse me?"" Newfie says ""yes by, I makes women's panties, and they're right good sure!"" The recruiter, confused, looked at the Newfie and said ""I can't give you a job making panties!"" Pissed off, the Newfie says ""What? How come? You gave my brother a job!""
+
+""Yes, but your brother is a diesel fitter!""
+
+""My son, you got it all wrong. I makes the panties, and me Brudder puts em on his head and says Yes by! Diesel fitter!!!""",2l9c13,51,Two Newfie brothers are looking for a job...,"['first', 'brother', 'walk', 'recruiter', 'asks', 'newfie', 'replied', 'diesel', 'fitter', 'recruiter', 'say', 'excellent', 'put', 'work', 'straight', 'away', 'oil', 'field', 'excited', 'go', 'tell', 'brother', 'job', 'brother', 'walk', 'recruiter', 'asks', 'question', 'newfie', 'replied', 'make', 'woman', 'panty', 'recruiter', 'said', 'excuse', 'newfie', 'say', 'yes', 'make', 'woman', 'panty', 'right', 'good', 'sure', 'recruiter', 'confused', 'looked', 'newfie', 'said', 'ca', 'give', 'job', 'making', 'panty', 'pissed', 'newfie', 'say', 'come', 'gave', 'brother', 'job', 'yes', 'brother', 'diesel', 'fitter', 'son', 'got', 'wrong', 'make', 'panty', 'brudder', 'put', 'em', 'head', 'say', 'yes', 'diesel', 'fitter']","['two', 'newfie', 'brother', 'looking', 'job']","['first', 'brother', 'walk', 'recruiter', 'asks', 'newfie', 'replied', 'diesel', 'fitter', 'recruiter', 'say', 'excellent', 'put', 'work', 'straight', 'away', 'oil', 'field', 'excited', 'go', 'tell', 'brother', 'job', 'brother', 'walk', 'recruiter', 'asks', 'question', 'newfie', 'replied', 'make', 'woman', 'panty', 'recruiter', 'said', 'excuse', 'newfie', 'say', 'yes', 'make', 'woman', 'panty', 'right', 'good', 'sure', 'recruiter', 'confused', 'looked', 'newfie', 'said', 'ca', 'give', 'job', 'making', 'panty', 'pissed', 'newfie', 'say', 'come', 'gave', 'brother', 'job', 'yes', 'brother', 'diesel', 'fitter', 'son', 'got', 'wrong', 'make', 'panty', 'brudder', 'put', 'em', 'head', 'say', 'yes', 'diesel', 'fitter', 'two', 'newfie', 'brother', 'looking', 'job']",84
+The Wurst.,2kagmq,51,What do you call a really bad sausage?,['wurst'],"['call', 'really', 'bad', 'sausage']","['wurst', 'call', 'really', 'bad', 'sausage']",5
+"Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
+
+Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
+
+The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
+
+Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”
+
+Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.”
+
+Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
+
+Man: “It’s made of concrete.”
+
+Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
+
+Man: “No, we have a carport.”
+
+Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
+
+Man: “All my relations are still in Poland.”
+
+Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
+
+Man: “We have a high-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”
+
+Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
+
+Man: “No, I always wake up before her.”
+
+Lawyer: “Sir, exactly why do you want this divorce?”
+
+Man: “She’s going to kill me.”
+
+Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
+
+Man: “I have proof.”
+
+Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
+
+Man: “She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says … Polish remover."" ",4cjqjn,51,A Polish man rushes into a lawyer's office...,"['polish', 'man', 'moved', 'united', 'state', 'married', 'american', 'girl', 'although', 'english', 'far', 'perfect', 'got', 'along', 'well', 'one', 'day', 'rushed', 'lawyer', 'office', 'asked', 'could', 'arrange', 'divorce', 'lawyer', 'said', 'getting', 'divorce', 'would', 'depend', 'circumstance', 'asked', 'following', 'question', 'lawyer', 'ground', 'man', 'yes', 'acre', 'half', 'nice', 'little', 'lawyer', 'mean', 'foundation', 'case', 'man', 'made', 'lawyer', 'think', 'understand', 'either', 'real', 'grudge', 'man', 'lawyer', 'mean', 'relation', 'like', 'man', 'relation', 'still', 'lawyer', 'infidelity', 'marriage', 'man', 'stereo', 'good', 'dvd', 'lawyer', 'wife', 'beat', 'man', 'always', 'wake', 'lawyer', 'sir', 'exactly', 'want', 'divorce', 'man', 'going', 'kill', 'lawyer', 'make', 'think', 'man', 'lawyer', 'kind', 'proof', 'man', 'going', 'poison', 'bought', 'bottle', 'put', 'shelf', 'bathroom', 'read', 'say', 'polish', 'remover']","['polish', 'man', 'rush', 'lawyer', 'office']","['polish', 'man', 'moved', 'united', 'state', 'married', 'american', 'girl', 'although', 'english', 'far', 'perfect', 'got', 'along', 'well', 'one', 'day', 'rushed', 'lawyer', 'office', 'asked', 'could', 'arrange', 'divorce', 'lawyer', 'said', 'getting', 'divorce', 'would', 'depend', 'circumstance', 'asked', 'following', 'question', 'lawyer', 'ground', 'man', 'yes', 'acre', 'half', 'nice', 'little', 'lawyer', 'mean', 'foundation', 'case', 'man', 'made', 'lawyer', 'think', 'understand', 'either', 'real', 'grudge', 'man', 'lawyer', 'mean', 'relation', 'like', 'man', 'relation', 'still', 'lawyer', 'infidelity', 'marriage', 'man', 'stereo', 'good', 'dvd', 'lawyer', 'wife', 'beat', 'man', 'always', 'wake', 'lawyer', 'sir', 'exactly', 'want', 'divorce', 'man', 'going', 'kill', 'lawyer', 'make', 'think', 'man', 'lawyer', 'kind', 'proof', 'man', 'going', 'poison', 'bought', 'bottle', 'put', 'shelf', 'bathroom', 'read', 'say', 'polish', 'remover', 'polish', 'man', 'rush', 'lawyer', 'office']",107
+When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers...,1um0n6,51,I didn't know you could get paid for donating sperm.,"['think', 'money', 'let', 'slip', 'finger']","['know', 'could', 'get', 'paid', 'donating', 'sperm']","['think', 'money', 'let', 'slip', 'finger', 'know', 'could', 'get', 'paid', 'donating', 'sperm']",11
+"""Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!"" Jimmy replies, ""Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk.""",3c6ec2,51,A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...,"['jimmy', 'ca', 'believe', 'smoking', 'terrible', 'young', 'jimmy', 'reply', 'worry', 'mom', 'smoke', 'drunk']","['mother', 'catch', 'son', 'smoking', 'backyard']","['jimmy', 'ca', 'believe', 'smoking', 'terrible', 'young', 'jimmy', 'reply', 'worry', 'mom', 'smoke', 'drunk', 'mother', 'catch', 'son', 'smoking', 'backyard']",17
+Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.,2p8byr,51,What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?,"['last', 'night', 'pay', 'buck', 'garbanzo', 'bean', 'face']","['difference', 'garbanzo', 'bean', 'chickpea']","['last', 'night', 'pay', 'buck', 'garbanzo', 'bean', 'face', 'difference', 'garbanzo', 'bean', 'chickpea']",11
+Hewbrews it.,4hk5ag,51,How does Moses make tea?,['hewbrews'],"['moses', 'make', 'tea']","['hewbrews', 'moses', 'make', 'tea']",4
+One prick and its gone.,4sid6h,51,What do balloons and virgins have in common?,"['one', 'prick', 'gone']","['balloon', 'virgin', 'common']","['one', 'prick', 'gone', 'balloon', 'virgin', 'common']",6
+"A man walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, ""I have a colt 45 model 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who is sleeping with my wife!""
+
+A voice yelled from the back of the bar, ""You're gonna need more ammo!""",5s0z20,51,Short gun story,"['man', 'walked', 'crowded', 'bar', 'waving', 'unholstered', 'pistol', 'yelled', 'colt', 'model', 'seven', 'round', 'magazine', 'plus', 'one', 'chamber', 'want', 'know', 'sleeping', 'wife', 'voice', 'yelled', 'back', 'bar', 'gon', 'na', 'need', 'ammo']","['short', 'gun', 'story']","['man', 'walked', 'crowded', 'bar', 'waving', 'unholstered', 'pistol', 'yelled', 'colt', 'model', 'seven', 'round', 'magazine', 'plus', 'one', 'chamber', 'want', 'know', 'sleeping', 'wife', 'voice', 'yelled', 'back', 'bar', 'gon', 'na', 'need', 'ammo', 'short', 'gun', 'story']",31
+Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag,1mfgpu,51,Once I had a dog...,"['dog', 'name', 'marlboro', 'leg', 'sometimes', 'take', 'go', 'drag']",['dog'],"['dog', 'name', 'marlboro', 'leg', 'sometimes', 'take', 'go', 'drag', 'dog']",9
+"When he eats his first Brownie
+
+",2sb1w9,51,When does a Cub become a Boy-Scout?,"['eats', 'first', 'brownie']","['cub', 'become']","['eats', 'first', 'brownie', 'cub', 'become']",5
+"A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting at a bar complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, ""My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me. My life sucks."" The pickle says, ""That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored away for months, out of sight. Man, my life is boring. I hate life."" So the penis says, ""What are you guys complaining about? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They constantly wrap me in a plastic bag, shove me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up",2oi2ja,51,"A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis at bar...","['cucumber', 'pickle', 'penis', 'sitting', 'bar', 'complaining', 'life', 'cucumber', 'say', 'life', 'suck', 'put', 'salad', 'top', 'pour', 'ranch', 'dressing', 'life', 'suck', 'pickle', 'say', 'nothing', 'compared', 'life', 'put', 'vinegar', 'stored', 'away', 'month', 'sight', 'man', 'life', 'boring', 'hate', 'life', 'penis', 'say', 'guy', 'complaining', 'life', 'messed', 'feel', 'like', 'shooting', 'constantly', 'wrap', 'plastic', 'bag', 'shove', 'cave', 'make', 'throw']","['cucumber', 'pickle', 'penis', 'bar']","['cucumber', 'pickle', 'penis', 'sitting', 'bar', 'complaining', 'life', 'cucumber', 'say', 'life', 'suck', 'put', 'salad', 'top', 'pour', 'ranch', 'dressing', 'life', 'suck', 'pickle', 'say', 'nothing', 'compared', 'life', 'put', 'vinegar', 'stored', 'away', 'month', 'sight', 'man', 'life', 'boring', 'hate', 'life', 'penis', 'say', 'guy', 'complaining', 'life', 'messed', 'feel', 'like', 'shooting', 'constantly', 'wrap', 'plastic', 'bag', 'shove', 'cave', 'make', 'throw', 'cucumber', 'pickle', 'penis', 'bar']",56
+A tooth fairy,2bsduq,51,What do you call a gay dentist?,"['tooth', 'fairy']","['call', 'gay', 'dentist']","['tooth', 'fairy', 'call', 'gay', 'dentist']",5
+Anybody know what 'ternative' means?,3f7x33,51,"My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative'","['anybody', 'know', 'mean']","['girlfriend', 'text']","['anybody', 'know', 'mean', 'girlfriend', 'text']",5
+"One morning before daybreak, Little Johnny scatters out onto the front porch with a handful of duck tape. He's stopped by his grandfather, who rests comfortably on an old rocking chair... his usual morning leisure. The grandfather notices the duck tape... 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+""Whatcha doin' with that duck tape, boy?""
+The boy answers, ""Gonna catch me some ducks of course.""
+
+He skips along and the old man chuckles himself back into his chair... ""That boy's a damn fool..."" he mutters, ""... a damn fool."" 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+But low and behold, three hours later, the old man bites his words. The boy did return and under each arm were two, young ducklings. The old man is bewildered. ""Welp, you proved me wrong son! Shame on me to doubt my own grandson."" 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Next day, just before sunrise, same thing happens again. Little Johnny runs out of the house with a bundle of chicken wire.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+""What do you have this time? Chicken wire?"" says the old man, ""You gonna catch some chickens?""
+&nbsp;
+""I'm gonna try!"" says the boy. And he scurries along into the fields. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Times goes on and dusk approaches. The old man gets worried as Little Johnny hasn't returned in many hours. Suddenly, through the fallows, he sees a dozen chickens running towards the house, followed by a twelve year old boy with a handful of chickens. ""That son of a bitch did it!"" says the old man. 
+
+Well, on the last day... boy comes out of the house again with a brown paper bag filled with items unknown. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+""Oh boy, what do you have there now!"" 
+""Pussywillow!"" says the boy. 
+The old man jolts up and shouts, ""Hold on let me get my hat I'm coming with ya'!""",4fkxmf,51,"Heard this on the radio... told many times, but probably my favorite joke.","['one', 'morning', 'daybreak', 'little', 'johnny', 'scatter', 'onto', 'front', 'porch', 'handful', 'duck', 'tape', 'stopped', 'grandfather', 'rest', 'comfortably', 'old', 'rocking', 'chair', 'usual', 'morning', 'leisure', 'grandfather', 'notice', 'duck', 'tape', 'nbsp', 'whatcha', 'doin', 'duck', 'tape', 'boy', 'boy', 'answer', 'gon', 'na', 'catch', 'duck', 'course', 'skip', 'along', 'old', 'man', 'chuckle', 'back', 'chair', 'boy', 'damn', 'fool', 'mutter', 'damn', 'fool', 'nbsp', 'low', 'behold', 'three', 'hour', 'later', 'old', 'man', 'bite', 'word', 'boy', 'return', 'arm', 'two', 'young', 'duckling', 'old', 'man', 'bewildered', 'welp', 'proved', 'wrong', 'son', 'shame', 'doubt', 'grandson', 'nbsp', 'next', 'day', 'sunrise', 'thing', 'happens', 'little', 'johnny', 'run', 'house', 'bundle', 'chicken', 'wire', 'nbsp', 'time', 'chicken', 'wire', 'say', 'old', 'man', 'gon', 'na', 'catch', 'chicken', 'nbsp', 'gon', 'na', 'try', 'say', 'boy', 'scurry', 'along', 'field', 'nbsp', 'time', 'go', 'dusk', 'approach', 'old', 'man', 'get', 'worried', 'little', 'johnny', 'returned', 'many', 'hour', 'suddenly', 'fallow', 'see', 'dozen', 'chicken', 'running', 'towards', 'house', 'followed', 'twelve', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'handful', 'chicken', 'son', 'bitch', 'say', 'old', 'man', 'well', 'last', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'house', 'brown', 'paper', 'bag', 'filled', 'item', 'unknown', 'nbsp', 'oh', 'boy', 'pussywillow', 'say', 'boy', 'old', 'man', 'jolt', 'shout', 'hold', 'let', 'get', 'hat', 'coming', 'ya']","['heard', 'radio', 'told', 'many', 'time', 'probably', 'favorite', 'joke']","['one', 'morning', 'daybreak', 'little', 'johnny', 'scatter', 'onto', 'front', 'porch', 'handful', 'duck', 'tape', 'stopped', 'grandfather', 'rest', 'comfortably', 'old', 'rocking', 'chair', 'usual', 'morning', 'leisure', 'grandfather', 'notice', 'duck', 'tape', 'nbsp', 'whatcha', 'doin', 'duck', 'tape', 'boy', 'boy', 'answer', 'gon', 'na', 'catch', 'duck', 'course', 'skip', 'along', 'old', 'man', 'chuckle', 'back', 'chair', 'boy', 'damn', 'fool', 'mutter', 'damn', 'fool', 'nbsp', 'low', 'behold', 'three', 'hour', 'later', 'old', 'man', 'bite', 'word', 'boy', 'return', 'arm', 'two', 'young', 'duckling', 'old', 'man', 'bewildered', 'welp', 'proved', 'wrong', 'son', 'shame', 'doubt', 'grandson', 'nbsp', 'next', 'day', 'sunrise', 'thing', 'happens', 'little', 'johnny', 'run', 'house', 'bundle', 'chicken', 'wire', 'nbsp', 'time', 'chicken', 'wire', 'say', 'old', 'man', 'gon', 'na', 'catch', 'chicken', 'nbsp', 'gon', 'na', 'try', 'say', 'boy', 'scurry', 'along', 'field', 'nbsp', 'time', 'go', 'dusk', 'approach', 'old', 'man', 'get', 'worried', 'little', 'johnny', 'returned', 'many', 'hour', 'suddenly', 'fallow', 'see', 'dozen', 'chicken', 'running', 'towards', 'house', 'followed', 'twelve', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'handful', 'chicken', 'son', 'bitch', 'say', 'old', 'man', 'well', 'last', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'house', 'brown', 'paper', 'bag', 'filled', 'item', 'unknown', 'nbsp', 'oh', 'boy', 'pussywillow', 'say', 'boy', 'old', 'man', 'jolt', 'shout', 'hold', 'let', 'get', 'hat', 'coming', 'ya', 'heard', 'radio', 'told', 'many', 'time', 'probably', 'favorite', 'joke']",181
+None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.,2znl3s,51,How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?,"['none', 'sit', 'dark', 'blame', 'jew']","['many', 'arab', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['none', 'sit', 'dark', 'blame', 'jew', 'many', 'arab', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",11
+"...so, Happy gets out.",2kc3xg,51,"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy...","['happy', 'get']","['seven', 'dwarf', 'sitting', 'bathtub', 'feeling', 'happy']","['happy', 'get', 'seven', 'dwarf', 'sitting', 'bathtub', 'feeling', 'happy']",8
+"3 mothers are sitting around the coffee table after their daughters have gone to school.
+The first mother who is brunette says, ""This morning I was looking in my daughters room and guess what I found? A bottle of alcohol, I cant believe my daughter is drinking!"".
+
+The next mother who is a redhead says, ""Well guess what, I was looking through my daughters room and guess what I found? Cigarettes! I didnt know my daughter was smoking"".
+
+The third mother, who was a blonde says, ""Well get this! I was looking through my daughters room and I found a condom! I had no idea my daughter had a penis.""",1p5j1w,51,3 Mothers sitting around a coffee table.,"['mother', 'sitting', 'around', 'coffee', 'table', 'daughter', 'gone', 'school', 'first', 'mother', 'brunette', 'say', 'morning', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'guess', 'found', 'bottle', 'alcohol', 'cant', 'believe', 'daughter', 'drinking', 'next', 'mother', 'redhead', 'say', 'well', 'guess', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'guess', 'found', 'cigarette', 'didnt', 'know', 'daughter', 'smoking', 'third', 'mother', 'blonde', 'say', 'well', 'get', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'found', 'condom', 'idea', 'daughter', 'penis']","['mother', 'sitting', 'around', 'coffee', 'table']","['mother', 'sitting', 'around', 'coffee', 'table', 'daughter', 'gone', 'school', 'first', 'mother', 'brunette', 'say', 'morning', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'guess', 'found', 'bottle', 'alcohol', 'cant', 'believe', 'daughter', 'drinking', 'next', 'mother', 'redhead', 'say', 'well', 'guess', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'guess', 'found', 'cigarette', 'didnt', 'know', 'daughter', 'smoking', 'third', 'mother', 'blonde', 'say', 'well', 'get', 'looking', 'daughter', 'room', 'found', 'condom', 'idea', 'daughter', 'penis', 'mother', 'sitting', 'around', 'coffee', 'table']",59
+Inertia.,1m0sdr,51,Why did Princess Diana cross the road?,['inertia'],"['princess', 'diana', 'cross', 'road']","['inertia', 'princess', 'diana', 'cross', 'road']",5
+"""How about letting me have one of your women for awhile?"" a pilgrim asked an Indian chief.
+
+""That depends,"" the chief said, ""How much money do you have?""
+
+""I don't have a wooded nickel to my name,"" the pilgrim replied, ""All I have is a bag of corn.""
+
+The chief accepted the corn and led the pilgrim into a teepee, where he found a beautiful Indian women who offered him her backside.
+
+Flustered, the pilgrim asked for her vagina.
+
+""No,"" she replied, ""That's my money hole. You get my corn hole.""",2duaz5,51,"""Cornhole""","['letting', 'one', 'woman', 'awhile', 'pilgrim', 'asked', 'indian', 'chief', 'depends', 'chief', 'said', 'much', 'money', 'wooded', 'nickel', 'name', 'pilgrim', 'replied', 'bag', 'corn', 'chief', 'accepted', 'corn', 'led', 'pilgrim', 'teepee', 'found', 'beautiful', 'indian', 'woman', 'offered', 'backside', 'flustered', 'pilgrim', 'asked', 'vagina', 'replied', 'money', 'hole', 'get', 'corn', 'hole']",['cornhole'],"['letting', 'one', 'woman', 'awhile', 'pilgrim', 'asked', 'indian', 'chief', 'depends', 'chief', 'said', 'much', 'money', 'wooded', 'nickel', 'name', 'pilgrim', 'replied', 'bag', 'corn', 'chief', 'accepted', 'corn', 'led', 'pilgrim', 'teepee', 'found', 'beautiful', 'indian', 'woman', 'offered', 'backside', 'flustered', 'pilgrim', 'asked', 'vagina', 'replied', 'money', 'hole', 'get', 'corn', 'hole', 'cornhole']",43
+"doing so I sat down and had a cold soda.
+
+The day was really quite beautiful, 
+and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
+
+Finally I thought about the age old question:
+Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
+
+Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful 
+than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
+
+
+Well, after another soda, and some heavy deductive thinking, 
+I have come up with the answer to that question.
+
+Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; 
+and here is the reason for my conclusion.
+
+A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, 
+""It might be nice to have another child.""
+
+On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, 
+""You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.""
+
+I rest my case.",4me94z,51,"I mowed the lawn today, and after","['sat', 'cold', 'soda', 'day', 'really', 'quite', 'beautiful', 'drink', 'facilitated', 'deep', 'thinking', 'various', 'topic', 'finally', 'thought', 'age', 'old', 'question', 'giving', 'birth', 'painful', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'woman', 'always', 'maintain', 'giving', 'birth', 'way', 'painful', 'guy', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'well', 'another', 'soda', 'heavy', 'deductive', 'thinking', 'come', 'answer', 'question', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'painful', 'baby', 'reason', 'conclusion', 'year', 'giving', 'birth', 'woman', 'often', 'say', 'might', 'nice', 'another', 'child', 'hand', 'never', 'hear', 'guy', 'say', 'know', 'think', 'would', 'like', 'another', 'kick', 'nut', 'rest', 'case']","['mowed', 'lawn', 'today']","['sat', 'cold', 'soda', 'day', 'really', 'quite', 'beautiful', 'drink', 'facilitated', 'deep', 'thinking', 'various', 'topic', 'finally', 'thought', 'age', 'old', 'question', 'giving', 'birth', 'painful', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'woman', 'always', 'maintain', 'giving', 'birth', 'way', 'painful', 'guy', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'well', 'another', 'soda', 'heavy', 'deductive', 'thinking', 'come', 'answer', 'question', 'getting', 'kicked', 'nut', 'painful', 'baby', 'reason', 'conclusion', 'year', 'giving', 'birth', 'woman', 'often', 'say', 'might', 'nice', 'another', 'child', 'hand', 'never', 'hear', 'guy', 'say', 'know', 'think', 'would', 'like', 'another', 'kick', 'nut', 'rest', 'case', 'mowed', 'lawn', 'today']",78
+which this post is too short to contain,3u34qu,51,I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...,"['post', 'short', 'contain']","['developed', 'truly', 'marvellous', 'demonstration', 'fermat', 'last', 'theorem']","['post', 'short', 'contain', 'developed', 'truly', 'marvellous', 'demonstration', 'fermat', 'last', 'theorem']",10
+"When I was a boy, my mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I'd come back with 2 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a large chunk of cheese and 6 eggs.
+
+You can't do that nowadays.
+
+Too many fucking security cameras.",4cwciv,51,A grandad remembers the good old days,"['boy', 'mom', 'would', 'send', 'corner', 'store', 'come', 'back', 'bag', 'potato', 'loaf', 'bread', 'bottle', 'milk', 'large', 'chunk', 'cheese', 'egg', 'ca', 'nowadays', 'many', 'fucking', 'security', 'camera']","['grandad', 'remembers', 'good', 'old', 'day']","['boy', 'mom', 'would', 'send', 'corner', 'store', 'come', 'back', 'bag', 'potato', 'loaf', 'bread', 'bottle', 'milk', 'large', 'chunk', 'cheese', 'egg', 'ca', 'nowadays', 'many', 'fucking', 'security', 'camera', 'grandad', 'remembers', 'good', 'old', 'day']",29
+"Neither one, you know I just like you",4lvydy,51,"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?","['neither', 'one', 'know', 'like']","['wike', 'asks', 'husband', 'honey', 'prefer', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'intelligent', 'woman']","['neither', 'one', 'know', 'like', 'wike', 'asks', 'husband', 'honey', 'prefer', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'intelligent', 'woman']",13
+Because he couldn't Mufasa!,1qqnjl,51,Why did Simba's father die?,"['could', 'mufasa']","['simba', 'father', 'die']","['could', 'mufasa', 'simba', 'father', 'die']",5
+"When it finally happened, he was beside himself.",1lk9o4,51,Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology?,"['finally', 'happened', 'beside']","['hear', 'man', 'spent', 'whole', 'life', 'trying', 'perfect', 'cloning', 'technology']","['finally', 'happened', 'beside', 'hear', 'man', 'spent', 'whole', 'life', 'trying', 'perfect', 'cloning', 'technology']",12
+Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?,3qprrf,51,I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but.....,"['keep', 'drawing', 'picture', 'parent', 'fighting']","['know', 'rorschach', 'guy']","['keep', 'drawing', 'picture', 'parent', 'fighting', 'know', 'rorschach', 'guy']",8
+None. That's a hardware problem. ,2tbcom,51,How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?,"['none', 'hardware', 'problem']","['many', 'software', 'engineer', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['none', 'hardware', 'problem', 'many', 'software', 'engineer', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",10
+"A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
+An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
+Lawyer: ""I have lost my sense of taste.""
+Chinese: ""Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.""
+Lawyer: ""Ugh. this is kerosene.""
+Chinese: ""Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.""
+The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
+Lawyer: ""I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.""
+Chinese: ""Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.""
+Lawyer (annoyed): ""This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.""
+Chinese: ""Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.""
+The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
+Lawyer: ""My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.""
+Chinese: ""Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.""
+Lawyer (staring at the note): ""But this is $20, not $100!!""
+Chinese: ""Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20""
+You can't beat Chinese Doctors",45yg2k,51,Chinese Doctor,"['chinese', 'doctor', 'ca', 'find', 'job', 'hospital', 'u', 'open', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'outside', 'treatment', 'cured', 'get', 'back', 'american', 'lawyer', 'think', 'great', 'opportunity', 'earn', 'go', 'clinic', 'lawyer', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'chinese', 'nurse', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'lawyer', 'ugh', 'kerosene', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'sense', 'taste', 'restored', 'give', 'annoyed', 'lawyer', 'go', 'back', 'day', 'recover', 'money', 'lawyer', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'chinese', 'nurse', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'mouth', 'lawyer', 'annoyed', 'kerosene', 'gave', 'last', 'time', 'restoring', 'taste', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'give', 'fuming', 'lawyer', 'pay', 'come', 'back', 'week', 'later', 'determined', 'get', 'back', 'lawyer', 'eyesight', 'become', 'weak', 'ca', 'see', 'chinese', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'lawyer', 'staring', 'note', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'eyesight', 'restored', 'give', 'ca', 'beat', 'chinese', 'doctor']","['chinese', 'doctor']","['chinese', 'doctor', 'ca', 'find', 'job', 'hospital', 'u', 'open', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'outside', 'treatment', 'cured', 'get', 'back', 'american', 'lawyer', 'think', 'great', 'opportunity', 'earn', 'go', 'clinic', 'lawyer', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'chinese', 'nurse', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'lawyer', 'ugh', 'kerosene', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'sense', 'taste', 'restored', 'give', 'annoyed', 'lawyer', 'go', 'back', 'day', 'recover', 'money', 'lawyer', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'chinese', 'nurse', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'mouth', 'lawyer', 'annoyed', 'kerosene', 'gave', 'last', 'time', 'restoring', 'taste', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'give', 'fuming', 'lawyer', 'pay', 'come', 'back', 'week', 'later', 'determined', 'get', 'back', 'lawyer', 'eyesight', 'become', 'weak', 'ca', 'see', 'chinese', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'lawyer', 'staring', 'note', 'chinese', 'congrats', 'eyesight', 'restored', 'give', 'ca', 'beat', 'chinese', 'doctor', 'chinese', 'doctor']",114
+"He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son.""",3amugk,51,"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...","['said', 'thanks', 'phone', 'charger', 'son']","['father', 'day', 'bought', 'dad', 'gift', 'card', 'apple', 'store']","['said', 'thanks', 'phone', 'charger', 'son', 'father', 'day', 'bought', 'dad', 'gift', 'card', 'apple', 'store']",13
+".........................................................................................
+.
+
+
+
+.....
+
+..BERNADETTE!!!!!!",2cut4e,51,What do you call a guy who's laying down in front of a door?...Matt. What do you call a guy floating up and down in the water?... Bob. What do you call a guy leaning against a wall?...Art. What do you call a gal who you owe money to that you set on fire?...,['bernadette'],"['call', 'guy', 'laying', 'front', 'door', 'matt', 'call', 'guy', 'floating', 'water', 'bob', 'call', 'guy', 'leaning', 'wall', 'art', 'call', 'gal', 'owe', 'money', 'set', 'fire']","['bernadette', 'call', 'guy', 'laying', 'front', 'door', 'matt', 'call', 'guy', 'floating', 'water', 'bob', 'call', 'guy', 'leaning', 'wall', 'art', 'call', 'gal', 'owe', 'money', 'set', 'fire']",23
+"Once upon a time there was a competition in Japan to decide who would be the new head samurai. There were 3 contestants, A Jewish Samurai, and Christian Samurai, and a Muslim Samurai. The emperor of Japan says to the Muslim Samurai to go first, so, The Muslim Samurai spots a bee and slices it clean in half. Next, the emperor asks the Christian Samurai to go. The Christian Samurai spots another bee and slices the bee's wings clean off. Finally, The emperor asks the Jewish Samurai to go. The Jewish Samurai spots a bee and slashes quickly through the air, but it seems like no visible damage has been done to the bee. 
+The emperor says ""You clearly have missed, the bee is alive and flying well""
+And the Jewish Samurai responds ""Of course the bee is fine, circumcision isn't fatal"".",4ljekm,51,A Jewish Samurai [Long],"['upon', 'time', 'competition', 'japan', 'decide', 'would', 'new', 'head', 'samurai', 'contestant', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'christian', 'samurai', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'emperor', 'japan', 'say', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'go', 'first', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'spot', 'bee', 'slice', 'clean', 'half', 'next', 'emperor', 'asks', 'christian', 'samurai', 'go', 'christian', 'samurai', 'spot', 'another', 'bee', 'slice', 'bee', 'wing', 'clean', 'finally', 'emperor', 'asks', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'go', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'spot', 'bee', 'slash', 'quickly', 'air', 'seems', 'like', 'visible', 'damage', 'done', 'bee', 'emperor', 'say', 'clearly', 'missed', 'bee', 'alive', 'flying', 'well', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'responds', 'course', 'bee', 'fine', 'circumcision', 'fatal']","['jewish', 'samurai', 'long']","['upon', 'time', 'competition', 'japan', 'decide', 'would', 'new', 'head', 'samurai', 'contestant', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'christian', 'samurai', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'emperor', 'japan', 'say', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'go', 'first', 'muslim', 'samurai', 'spot', 'bee', 'slice', 'clean', 'half', 'next', 'emperor', 'asks', 'christian', 'samurai', 'go', 'christian', 'samurai', 'spot', 'another', 'bee', 'slice', 'bee', 'wing', 'clean', 'finally', 'emperor', 'asks', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'go', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'spot', 'bee', 'slash', 'quickly', 'air', 'seems', 'like', 'visible', 'damage', 'done', 'bee', 'emperor', 'say', 'clearly', 'missed', 'bee', 'alive', 'flying', 'well', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'responds', 'course', 'bee', 'fine', 'circumcision', 'fatal', 'jewish', 'samurai', 'long']",83
+How stupid is the question?,4kxvln,51,If Trump is the answer....,"['stupid', 'question']","['trump', 'answer']","['stupid', 'question', 'trump', 'answer']",4
+"I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. 
+
+I couldn't get pasta.  ",25sl8f,51,Italian restaurant.,"['went', 'local', 'italian', 'restaurant', 'last', 'night', 'large', 'fat', 'woman', 'standing', 'entrance', 'could', 'get', 'pasta']","['italian', 'restaurant']","['went', 'local', 'italian', 'restaurant', 'last', 'night', 'large', 'fat', 'woman', 'standing', 'entrance', 'could', 'get', 'pasta', 'italian', 'restaurant']",16
+"I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore.",28yh9z,51,Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?,"['used', 'like', 'tractor', 'anymore']","['want', 'hear', 'impression', 'extractor', 'fan']","['used', 'like', 'tractor', 'anymore', 'want', 'hear', 'impression', 'extractor', 'fan']",9
+"""You are the father of 2 children,"" the fortune teller says. ""That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!,"" says the man. ""That's what you think,"" says the fortune teller.",4gcd7m,51,A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller.....,"['father', 'child', 'fortune', 'teller', 'say', 'think', 'father', 'child', 'say', 'man', 'think', 'say', 'fortune', 'teller']","['skeptic', 'go', 'see', 'fortune', 'teller']","['father', 'child', 'fortune', 'teller', 'say', 'think', 'father', 'child', 'say', 'man', 'think', 'say', 'fortune', 'teller', 'skeptic', 'go', 'see', 'fortune', 'teller']",19
+Because it's made of hide.,4pt68u,51,Why do rogues wear leather armoe?,"['made', 'hide']","['rogue', 'wear', 'leather', 'armoe']","['made', 'hide', 'rogue', 'wear', 'leather', 'armoe']",6
+"
+Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town.
+
+Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.
+
+Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
+
+Carlos says to Jose ""I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?""
+
+Jose says, ""Look at your sign, what does it say""?
+
+Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support'.""
+
+Jose says "" No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.""
+
+Carlos says... ""So what does your sign say""?
+
+Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, ""I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
+
+ 
+",3b43ny,51,The Panhandlers,"['jose', 'carlos', 'panhandler', 'panhandle', 'different', 'area', 'town', 'carlos', 'panhandle', 'long', 'jose', 'collect', 'dollar', 'every', 'day', 'jose', 'brings', 'home', 'suitcase', 'full', 'bill', 'drive', 'mercedes', 'life', 'mortgage', 'free', 'house', 'lot', 'money', 'spend', 'carlos', 'say', 'jose', 'work', 'long', 'hard', 'bring', 'home', 'suitcase', 'full', 'bill', 'every', 'day', 'jose', 'say', 'look', 'sign', 'say', 'carlos', 'sign', 'read', 'work', 'wife', 'six', 'kid', 'support', 'jose', 'say', 'wonder', 'get', 'dollar', 'carlos', 'say', 'sign', 'say', 'jose', 'show', 'carlos', 'sign', 'read', 'need', 'another', 'move', 'back', 'mexico']",['panhandler'],"['jose', 'carlos', 'panhandler', 'panhandle', 'different', 'area', 'town', 'carlos', 'panhandle', 'long', 'jose', 'collect', 'dollar', 'every', 'day', 'jose', 'brings', 'home', 'suitcase', 'full', 'bill', 'drive', 'mercedes', 'life', 'mortgage', 'free', 'house', 'lot', 'money', 'spend', 'carlos', 'say', 'jose', 'work', 'long', 'hard', 'bring', 'home', 'suitcase', 'full', 'bill', 'every', 'day', 'jose', 'say', 'look', 'sign', 'say', 'carlos', 'sign', 'read', 'work', 'wife', 'six', 'kid', 'support', 'jose', 'say', 'wonder', 'get', 'dollar', 'carlos', 'say', 'sign', 'say', 'jose', 'show', 'carlos', 'sign', 'read', 'need', 'another', 'move', 'back', 'mexico', 'panhandler']",76
+"He picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging it in a circle over his head.  The bartender says, ""What the hell are you doing?""  The blind man says, ""Oh, just takin' a look around.""",22av4l,51,A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.,"['pick', 'dog', 'tail', 'start', 'swinging', 'circle', 'head', 'bartender', 'say', 'hell', 'blind', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'takin', 'look', 'around']","['blind', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'dog']","['pick', 'dog', 'tail', 'start', 'swinging', 'circle', 'head', 'bartender', 'say', 'hell', 'blind', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'takin', 'look', 'around', 'blind', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'dog']",22
+FREEDOM RINGS,27z1oc,51,Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?,"['freedom', 'ring']","['american', 'get', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']","['freedom', 'ring', 'american', 'get', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']",7
+I burned my hand on the stove.,2jpc4m,51,I got a black girlfriend now.,"['burned', 'hand', 'stove']","['got', 'black', 'girlfriend']","['burned', 'hand', 'stove', 'got', 'black', 'girlfriend']",6
+"And the first one says, ""Table for three please.""",2enx9p,51,5 black people walk into a restaurant...,"['first', 'one', 'say', 'table', 'three', 'please']","['black', 'people', 'walk', 'restaurant']","['first', 'one', 'say', 'table', 'three', 'please', 'black', 'people', 'walk', 'restaurant']",10
+"GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.",2sqibr,51,What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?,"['glove', 'nah', 'kidding', 'still', 'unwrapped', 'present']","['boy', 'hand', 'get', 'christmas']","['glove', 'nah', 'kidding', 'still', 'unwrapped', 'present', 'boy', 'hand', 'get', 'christmas']",10
+"...then a table, then a chair, then another chair...",1jimzg,51,A blind guy walks into a bar...,"['table', 'chair', 'another', 'chair']","['blind', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']","['table', 'chair', 'another', 'chair', 'blind', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']",8
+They make up everything.,4ge0u7,51,Why should you not trust atoms?,"['make', 'everything']","['trust', 'atom']","['make', 'everything', 'trust', 'atom']",4
+"A guy wants to buy a new Harley to impress his new girlfriend, (she wants him to impress her parents when he meets them for the first time) so he heads down to the dealership and picks out the one he has been looking at for weeks. The dealer tells him that the chrome is brand new, so to combat rust, he is going to need to apply a layer of Vaseline to the chrome for the next few weeks whenever it rains. He hands the boyfriend a complimentary tube of the gel to get him started.
+
+He picks up the bike, heads over to pick up his girlfriend, and then they make their way to her parent's house. On arrival, she stops him and says, ""honey, we have only one rule at dinner tonight. Whoever speaks first at dinner has to do the dishes."" He says ""no problem,"" and they head inside. 
+
+As they enter the front door, he realizes how big of a task this is going to be. There are dishes EVERYWHERE. Stacked in the foyer, hallways, kitchen, and the dining room are dishes of every shape and size from the floor to the ceiling. He thinks ""holy shit...I'm not saying a word!"" The parents are already waiting for them at the table with dinner ready, so they sit down.
+
+As they sit in awkward silence eating their meal, the boyfriend starts to wonder how far he can push this silence rule before it breaks. He reaches over and grabs his girlfriend's breast, but the parents say nothing. He takes it a step further and proceeds to strip her naked right there at the table. Not a word. He bends her over the table, and fucks her right in front of them. After he finishes, he thinks that there has to be a way to get someone to talk. 
+
+He jumps across the table, bends the mother over, and  fucks her right there in front of God and everyone else.  While the dad has a furious look on his face, and the girlfriend a shocked looks on hers, nobody speaks. The boyfriend is shocked. ""What the fuck do I have to do,"" he thinks.
+
+Just then, he looks out the window, and sees a spatter of rain start to fall. He runs over to his pants, pulls out the tube of Vaseline that the salesman gave him earlier that day, and the father exclaims, ""ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!""",2t4u1k,51,A guy wants to buy a new Harley...,"['guy', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'harley', 'impress', 'new', 'girlfriend', 'want', 'impress', 'parent', 'meet', 'first', 'time', 'head', 'dealership', 'pick', 'one', 'looking', 'week', 'dealer', 'tell', 'chrome', 'brand', 'new', 'combat', 'rust', 'going', 'need', 'apply', 'layer', 'vaseline', 'chrome', 'next', 'week', 'whenever', 'rain', 'hand', 'boyfriend', 'complimentary', 'tube', 'gel', 'get', 'started', 'pick', 'bike', 'head', 'pick', 'girlfriend', 'make', 'way', 'parent', 'house', 'arrival', 'stop', 'say', 'honey', 'one', 'rule', 'dinner', 'tonight', 'whoever', 'speaks', 'first', 'dinner', 'dish', 'say', 'problem', 'head', 'inside', 'enter', 'front', 'door', 'realizes', 'big', 'task', 'going', 'dish', 'everywhere', 'stacked', 'foyer', 'hallway', 'kitchen', 'dining', 'room', 'dish', 'every', 'shape', 'size', 'floor', 'ceiling', 'think', 'holy', 'shit', 'saying', 'word', 'parent', 'already', 'waiting', 'table', 'dinner', 'ready', 'sit', 'sit', 'awkward', 'silence', 'eating', 'meal', 'boyfriend', 'start', 'wonder', 'far', 'push', 'silence', 'rule', 'break', 'reach', 'grab', 'girlfriend', 'breast', 'parent', 'say', 'nothing', 'take', 'step', 'proceeds', 'strip', 'naked', 'right', 'table', 'word', 'bend', 'table', 'fuck', 'right', 'front', 'finish', 'think', 'way', 'get', 'someone', 'talk', 'jump', 'across', 'table', 'bend', 'mother', 'fuck', 'right', 'front', 'god', 'everyone', 'else', 'dad', 'furious', 'look', 'face', 'girlfriend', 'shocked', 'look', 'nobody', 'speaks', 'boyfriend', 'shocked', 'fuck', 'think', 'look', 'window', 'see', 'spatter', 'rain', 'start', 'fall', 'run', 'pant', 'pull', 'tube', 'vaseline', 'salesman', 'gave', 'earlier', 'day', 'father', 'exclaims', 'allright', 'allright', 'fucking', 'dish']","['guy', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'harley']","['guy', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'harley', 'impress', 'new', 'girlfriend', 'want', 'impress', 'parent', 'meet', 'first', 'time', 'head', 'dealership', 'pick', 'one', 'looking', 'week', 'dealer', 'tell', 'chrome', 'brand', 'new', 'combat', 'rust', 'going', 'need', 'apply', 'layer', 'vaseline', 'chrome', 'next', 'week', 'whenever', 'rain', 'hand', 'boyfriend', 'complimentary', 'tube', 'gel', 'get', 'started', 'pick', 'bike', 'head', 'pick', 'girlfriend', 'make', 'way', 'parent', 'house', 'arrival', 'stop', 'say', 'honey', 'one', 'rule', 'dinner', 'tonight', 'whoever', 'speaks', 'first', 'dinner', 'dish', 'say', 'problem', 'head', 'inside', 'enter', 'front', 'door', 'realizes', 'big', 'task', 'going', 'dish', 'everywhere', 'stacked', 'foyer', 'hallway', 'kitchen', 'dining', 'room', 'dish', 'every', 'shape', 'size', 'floor', 'ceiling', 'think', 'holy', 'shit', 'saying', 'word', 'parent', 'already', 'waiting', 'table', 'dinner', 'ready', 'sit', 'sit', 'awkward', 'silence', 'eating', 'meal', 'boyfriend', 'start', 'wonder', 'far', 'push', 'silence', 'rule', 'break', 'reach', 'grab', 'girlfriend', 'breast', 'parent', 'say', 'nothing', 'take', 'step', 'proceeds', 'strip', 'naked', 'right', 'table', 'word', 'bend', 'table', 'fuck', 'right', 'front', 'finish', 'think', 'way', 'get', 'someone', 'talk', 'jump', 'across', 'table', 'bend', 'mother', 'fuck', 'right', 'front', 'god', 'everyone', 'else', 'dad', 'furious', 'look', 'face', 'girlfriend', 'shocked', 'look', 'nobody', 'speaks', 'boyfriend', 'shocked', 'fuck', 'think', 'look', 'window', 'see', 'spatter', 'rain', 'start', 'fall', 'run', 'pant', 'pull', 'tube', 'vaseline', 'salesman', 'gave', 'earlier', 'day', 'father', 'exclaims', 'allright', 'allright', 'fucking', 'dish', 'guy', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'harley']",193
+I think they were called the Lincoln Logs.,3o46bn,51,Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept?,"['think', 'called', 'lincoln', 'log']","['know', 'presidency', 'best', 'record', 'kept']","['think', 'called', 'lincoln', 'log', 'know', 'presidency', 'best', 'record', 'kept']",9
+A pair of jeans only has one fly on it,4yytr8,51,What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?,"['pair', 'jean', 'one', 'fly']","['difference', 'pair', 'jean', 'ethiopian']","['pair', 'jean', 'one', 'fly', 'difference', 'pair', 'jean', 'ethiopian']",8
+A wine cellar. ,1oqkt2,51,What do you call a basement full of redditors?,"['wine', 'cellar']","['call', 'basement', 'full', 'redditors']","['wine', 'cellar', 'call', 'basement', 'full', 'redditors']",6
+"About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York.
+
+A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.
+
+Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York.
+
+At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, “Gee, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”",330ecb,51,Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York.,"['hour', 'flight', 'pilot', 'announced', 'lost', 'engine', 'worry', 'three', 'left', 'however', 'instead', 'hour', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'little', 'later', 'announced', 'second', 'engine', 'failed', 'still', 'two', 'left', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'somewhat', 'later', 'pilot', 'came', 'intercom', 'announced', 'third', 'engine', 'died', 'never', 'fear', 'announced', 'plane', 'could', 'fly', 'single', 'engine', 'however', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'point', 'one', 'statistician', 'turned', 'said', 'gee', 'hope', 'lose', 'last', 'engine', 'forever']","['two', 'statistician', 'traveling', 'airplane', 'la', 'new', 'york']","['hour', 'flight', 'pilot', 'announced', 'lost', 'engine', 'worry', 'three', 'left', 'however', 'instead', 'hour', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'little', 'later', 'announced', 'second', 'engine', 'failed', 'still', 'two', 'left', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'somewhat', 'later', 'pilot', 'came', 'intercom', 'announced', 'third', 'engine', 'died', 'never', 'fear', 'announced', 'plane', 'could', 'fly', 'single', 'engine', 'however', 'would', 'take', 'hour', 'get', 'new', 'york', 'point', 'one', 'statistician', 'turned', 'said', 'gee', 'hope', 'lose', 'last', 'engine', 'forever', 'two', 'statistician', 'traveling', 'airplane', 'la', 'new', 'york']",75
+Because the land doesn't wave back,3jw94y,51,Why is the ocean salty?,"['land', 'wave', 'back']","['ocean', 'salty']","['land', 'wave', 'back', 'ocean', 'salty']",5
+"So I was having sex with this chick the other night. She was real freaky. She kept saying ""ahh yeah, fuck me like daddy used to."" It made me very uncomfortable. I mean, why did she have to bring up our father?",30t8l3,51,Daddy Issues,"['sex', 'chick', 'night', 'real', 'freaky', 'kept', 'saying', 'ahh', 'yeah', 'fuck', 'like', 'daddy', 'used', 'made', 'uncomfortable', 'mean', 'bring', 'father']","['daddy', 'issue']","['sex', 'chick', 'night', 'real', 'freaky', 'kept', 'saying', 'ahh', 'yeah', 'fuck', 'like', 'daddy', 'used', 'made', 'uncomfortable', 'mean', 'bring', 'father', 'daddy', 'issue']",20
+Space,2vq3si,51,"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?",['space'],"['dangerous', 'predominantly', 'black', 'area', 'known', 'man']","['space', 'dangerous', 'predominantly', 'black', 'area', 'known', 'man']",7
+But then my mother gave birth ,4tb3yi,51,I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body,"['mother', 'gave', 'birth']","['used', 'man', 'trapped', 'woman', 'body']","['mother', 'gave', 'birth', 'used', 'man', 'trapped', 'woman', 'body']",8
+"Me and the wife had a big fight,she told me to leave the house. To spite her I went upstairs and packed my bags. As I was walking down the stairs, a suitcase in each hand, I see she's waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. When we're at eye level, she says to me. 'I hope you die a slow and painful death.' Looking into her eyes, I reply, ""So, now you want me to stay?'",2i9zf2,51,BIG FIGHT,"['wife', 'big', 'fight', 'told', 'leave', 'house', 'spite', 'went', 'upstairs', 'packed', 'bag', 'walking', 'stair', 'suitcase', 'hand', 'see', 'waiting', 'foot', 'stair', 'eye', 'level', 'say', 'hope', 'die', 'slow', 'painful', 'death', 'looking', 'eye', 'reply', 'want', 'stay']","['big', 'fight']","['wife', 'big', 'fight', 'told', 'leave', 'house', 'spite', 'went', 'upstairs', 'packed', 'bag', 'walking', 'stair', 'suitcase', 'hand', 'see', 'waiting', 'foot', 'stair', 'eye', 'level', 'say', 'hope', 'die', 'slow', 'painful', 'death', 'looking', 'eye', 'reply', 'want', 'stay', 'big', 'fight']",34
+He decided to stick it out for one more year...,4xobym,51,Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?,"['decided', 'stick', 'one', 'year']","['hear', 'flasher', 'thinking', 'retiring']","['decided', 'stick', 'one', 'year', 'hear', 'flasher', 'thinking', 'retiring']",8
+"Actually, it's more of a rap.",2xa01j,51,I wrote a song about tortillas.,"['actually', 'rap']","['wrote', 'song', 'tortilla']","['actually', 'rap', 'wrote', 'song', 'tortilla']",5
+"Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border.",1zbwpd,51,Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?,"['everyone', 'could', 'jump', 'run', 'swim', 'already', 'crossed', 'border']","['mexico', 'olympic', 'team']","['everyone', 'could', 'jump', 'run', 'swim', 'already', 'crossed', 'border', 'mexico', 'olympic', 'team']",11
+Is it now a thermostat?,4aywc6,51,"If you get a tattoo of a thermos,",['thermostat'],"['get', 'tattoo', 'thermos']","['thermostat', 'get', 'tattoo', 'thermos']",4
+"He passed it with flying colors.
+
+
+
+
+/heyo",2tm7bp,51,How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class?,"['passed', 'flying', 'color']","['well', 'jackson', 'pollock', 'art', 'class']","['passed', 'flying', 'color', 'well', 'jackson', 'pollock', 'art', 'class']",8
+Never fired.  Only dropped once.  ,5tqtre,51,For Sale: French WWII Rifle,"['never', 'fired', 'dropped']","['sale', 'french', 'wwii', 'rifle']","['never', 'fired', 'dropped', 'sale', 'french', 'wwii', 'rifle']",7
+"The bartender tells the man ""This octopus is really special. You can give it any instrument and it will play it better than any human ever has.""
+
+So the guy needs to test this out. Luckily the bar keeps some instruments on hand for just that purpose. The man grabs a guitar and brings it to the octopus. Sure enough, it plays incredibly, the best guitar-playing the man has ever seen.
+
+The man goes and gets a violin and gives it to the octopus. Again, the octopus plays it amazingly, a virtuoso far beyond anything the man has seen before.
+
+The man has to try one more time. He saw something that surely the octopus would be vexed by -  he grabs a set of bagpipes and brings it to the octopus. The octopus finally seems perplexed, just fiddling around with the bagpipes in confusion. Satisfied, the man says ""Ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to play it!""
+
+The octopus looks at him and says ""Play it? I was gonna fuck it once I got the pajamas off of it."" ",5s8hao,51,A man walks into a bar and finds an octopus sitting on a stool...,"['bartender', 'tell', 'man', 'octopus', 'really', 'special', 'give', 'instrument', 'play', 'better', 'human', 'ever', 'guy', 'need', 'test', 'luckily', 'bar', 'keep', 'instrument', 'hand', 'purpose', 'man', 'grab', 'guitar', 'brings', 'octopus', 'sure', 'enough', 'play', 'incredibly', 'best', 'man', 'ever', 'seen', 'man', 'go', 'get', 'violin', 'give', 'octopus', 'octopus', 'play', 'amazingly', 'virtuoso', 'far', 'beyond', 'anything', 'man', 'seen', 'man', 'try', 'one', 'time', 'saw', 'something', 'surely', 'octopus', 'would', 'vexed', 'grab', 'set', 'bagpipe', 'brings', 'octopus', 'octopus', 'finally', 'seems', 'perplexed', 'fiddling', 'around', 'bagpipe', 'confusion', 'satisfied', 'man', 'say', 'ha', 'knew', 'would', 'able', 'play', 'octopus', 'look', 'say', 'play', 'gon', 'na', 'fuck', 'got', 'pajama']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'find', 'octopus', 'sitting', 'stool']","['bartender', 'tell', 'man', 'octopus', 'really', 'special', 'give', 'instrument', 'play', 'better', 'human', 'ever', 'guy', 'need', 'test', 'luckily', 'bar', 'keep', 'instrument', 'hand', 'purpose', 'man', 'grab', 'guitar', 'brings', 'octopus', 'sure', 'enough', 'play', 'incredibly', 'best', 'man', 'ever', 'seen', 'man', 'go', 'get', 'violin', 'give', 'octopus', 'octopus', 'play', 'amazingly', 'virtuoso', 'far', 'beyond', 'anything', 'man', 'seen', 'man', 'try', 'one', 'time', 'saw', 'something', 'surely', 'octopus', 'would', 'vexed', 'grab', 'set', 'bagpipe', 'brings', 'octopus', 'octopus', 'finally', 'seems', 'perplexed', 'fiddling', 'around', 'bagpipe', 'confusion', 'satisfied', 'man', 'say', 'ha', 'knew', 'would', 'able', 'play', 'octopus', 'look', 'say', 'play', 'gon', 'na', 'fuck', 'got', 'pajama', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'find', 'octopus', 'sitting', 'stool']",96
+"Two zombies start talking about their past lives as humans. The main talker is rambling on and on about what he would have been. Suddenly, the second starts walking around normally, not stumbling into everything. The first is amazed and stares at him. ""How.. did you do that?"", he asks. The second realizes what he's doing and stops, looking back to the first. ""Oh, I'm sorry. You just bored me back to life.""",1b5kbj,51,Two Zombies Are Having A Conversation..,"['two', 'zombie', 'start', 'talking', 'past', 'life', 'human', 'main', 'talker', 'rambling', 'would', 'suddenly', 'second', 'start', 'walking', 'around', 'normally', 'stumbling', 'everything', 'first', 'amazed', 'stare', 'asks', 'second', 'realizes', 'stop', 'looking', 'back', 'first', 'oh', 'sorry', 'bored', 'back', 'life']","['two', 'zombie', 'conversation']","['two', 'zombie', 'start', 'talking', 'past', 'life', 'human', 'main', 'talker', 'rambling', 'would', 'suddenly', 'second', 'start', 'walking', 'around', 'normally', 'stumbling', 'everything', 'first', 'amazed', 'stare', 'asks', 'second', 'realizes', 'stop', 'looking', 'back', 'first', 'oh', 'sorry', 'bored', 'back', 'life', 'two', 'zombie', 'conversation']",37
+You go on ahead - I'll just hang around.,4m29rs,51,What did the tie say to the hat?,"['go', 'ahead', 'hang', 'around']","['tie', 'say', 'hat']","['go', 'ahead', 'hang', 'around', 'tie', 'say', 'hat']",7
+"A panda walks into a restaurant and orders one of everything. The panda finishes up his meal and his bill comes the panda stands up and shoots the waiter. The manager comes out of the back and goes you've eaten all my food and shot my staff and wont even pay your bill what's wrong with you? The panda reply's ""I'm a panda look me up in the dictionary"" The manager goes and gets a dictionary he looks up panda and the definition is ""Eats shoots and leaves""",366ame,51,A panda walks into a restaurant,"['panda', 'walk', 'restaurant', 'order', 'one', 'everything', 'panda', 'finish', 'meal', 'bill', 'come', 'panda', 'stand', 'shoot', 'waiter', 'manager', 'come', 'back', 'go', 'eaten', 'food', 'shot', 'staff', 'wont', 'even', 'pay', 'bill', 'wrong', 'panda', 'reply', 'panda', 'look', 'dictionary', 'manager', 'go', 'get', 'dictionary', 'look', 'panda', 'definition', 'eats', 'shoot', 'leaf']","['panda', 'walk', 'restaurant']","['panda', 'walk', 'restaurant', 'order', 'one', 'everything', 'panda', 'finish', 'meal', 'bill', 'come', 'panda', 'stand', 'shoot', 'waiter', 'manager', 'come', 'back', 'go', 'eaten', 'food', 'shot', 'staff', 'wont', 'even', 'pay', 'bill', 'wrong', 'panda', 'reply', 'panda', 'look', 'dictionary', 'manager', 'go', 'get', 'dictionary', 'look', 'panda', 'definition', 'eats', 'shoot', 'leaf', 'panda', 'walk', 'restaurant']",46
+"The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. 
+As they talked the Iranian said, ""I have just one question about what i have seen in America."" The General said, ""well anything i can do to help""
+The Iranian whispered, ""my son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Kirk who is American, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is japanese, but there are no Muslims.
+My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek.
+The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador and whispered in his ear, ""That's because it takes place in the future....""",1h6o2f,51,Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek?,"['iranian', 'ambassador', 'un', 'finished', 'giving', 'speech', 'walked', 'lobby', 'convention', 'center', 'introduced', 'marine', 'general', 'talked', 'iranian', 'said', 'one', 'question', 'seen', 'america', 'general', 'said', 'well', 'anything', 'help', 'iranian', 'whispered', 'son', 'watch', 'show', 'called', 'star', 'trek', 'kirk', 'american', 'chekhov', 'russian', 'scotty', 'scottish', 'uhura', 'black', 'sulu', 'japanese', 'muslim', 'son', 'upset', 'understand', 'iranian', 'iraqi', 'afghan', 'egyptian', 'palestinian', 'saudi', 'syrian', 'pakistani', 'star', 'trek', 'general', 'laughed', 'leaned', 'toward', 'iranian', 'ambassador', 'whispered', 'ear', 'take', 'place', 'future']","['muslim', 'star', 'trek']","['iranian', 'ambassador', 'un', 'finished', 'giving', 'speech', 'walked', 'lobby', 'convention', 'center', 'introduced', 'marine', 'general', 'talked', 'iranian', 'said', 'one', 'question', 'seen', 'america', 'general', 'said', 'well', 'anything', 'help', 'iranian', 'whispered', 'son', 'watch', 'show', 'called', 'star', 'trek', 'kirk', 'american', 'chekhov', 'russian', 'scotty', 'scottish', 'uhura', 'black', 'sulu', 'japanese', 'muslim', 'son', 'upset', 'understand', 'iranian', 'iraqi', 'afghan', 'egyptian', 'palestinian', 'saudi', 'syrian', 'pakistani', 'star', 'trek', 'general', 'laughed', 'leaned', 'toward', 'iranian', 'ambassador', 'whispered', 'ear', 'take', 'place', 'future', 'muslim', 'star', 'trek']",71
+"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me...
+
+...am I still wrong? 
+
+[credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)",1m8l35,51,"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...","['say', 'something', 'middle', 'forest', 'woman', 'around', 'hear', 'still', 'wrong', 'credit', 'http']","['say', 'something', 'middle', 'forest']","['say', 'something', 'middle', 'forest', 'woman', 'around', 'hear', 'still', 'wrong', 'credit', 'http', 'say', 'something', 'middle', 'forest']",15
+They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu,3atn8t,51,I went to the zoo the other day...,"['dog', 'shih', 'tzu']","['went', 'zoo', 'day']","['dog', 'shih', 'tzu', 'went', 'zoo', 'day']",6
+"He went to the nearest camel ranch and asked the ranch owner what type of camel he could get for the money he had. 
+""I am sorry,"" said the rancher ""that's not even enough for the cheapest camel."" The nomad looked forlorn until the rancher said ""we do have this one camel though, we weren't going to sell him because he's kinda special, but I'll sell him to you in you like?"" The nomad was overjoyed, ""Yes, please! What is so special about him?""
+""To make him walk you have to say 'go' and to make him gallop you have to say 'phew.' To make him stop simply say 'amen.' Have you got that?""
+""I think so, yeah!"" Replied the nomad. He paid his many, got on the camel and said ""go!"" and it began to walk. After awhile as he had gotten used to the camel, he decided to try to go a bit faster and so he said ""phew"" and it burst to life. It started hurtling through the desert, bounding over dunes and zooming past oasis's. 
+
+Suddenly, the nomad saw that ahead there was a gapping gorge and the camel was charging straight for it. He began tugging on the reins of the camel, pleading for it to stop, but, it wouldn't and he had completely forgotten the word to make it do so! 
+""Oh god help me!"" cried the nomad. He began to pray, ""God, please don't let me die on this camel, amen."" And of course it came immediately to a dead stop right at the very edge of the deep gorge. 
+""Phew"" said the nomad. ",1hiy3v,51,A nomad had been wandering the desert by foot for many years. He has saved up some money on his travels and decided that his walking days were over and it was time to buy a camel.,"['went', 'nearest', 'camel', 'ranch', 'asked', 'ranch', 'owner', 'type', 'camel', 'could', 'get', 'money', 'sorry', 'said', 'rancher', 'even', 'enough', 'cheapest', 'camel', 'nomad', 'looked', 'forlorn', 'rancher', 'said', 'one', 'camel', 'though', 'going', 'sell', 'kinda', 'special', 'sell', 'like', 'nomad', 'overjoyed', 'yes', 'please', 'special', 'make', 'walk', 'say', 'make', 'gallop', 'say', 'make', 'stop', 'simply', 'say', 'got', 'think', 'yeah', 'replied', 'nomad', 'paid', 'many', 'got', 'camel', 'said', 'go', 'began', 'walk', 'awhile', 'gotten', 'used', 'camel', 'decided', 'try', 'go', 'bit', 'faster', 'said', 'phew', 'burst', 'life', 'started', 'hurtling', 'desert', 'bounding', 'dune', 'zooming', 'past', 'oasis', 'suddenly', 'nomad', 'saw', 'ahead', 'gapping', 'gorge', 'camel', 'charging', 'straight', 'began', 'tugging', 'rein', 'camel', 'pleading', 'stop', 'would', 'completely', 'forgotten', 'word', 'make', 'oh', 'god', 'help', 'cried', 'nomad', 'began', 'pray', 'god', 'please', 'let', 'die', 'camel', 'amen', 'course', 'came', 'immediately', 'dead', 'stop', 'right', 'edge', 'deep', 'gorge', 'phew', 'said', 'nomad']","['nomad', 'wandering', 'desert', 'foot', 'many', 'year', 'saved', 'money', 'travel', 'decided', 'walking', 'day', 'time', 'buy', 'camel']","['went', 'nearest', 'camel', 'ranch', 'asked', 'ranch', 'owner', 'type', 'camel', 'could', 'get', 'money', 'sorry', 'said', 'rancher', 'even', 'enough', 'cheapest', 'camel', 'nomad', 'looked', 'forlorn', 'rancher', 'said', 'one', 'camel', 'though', 'going', 'sell', 'kinda', 'special', 'sell', 'like', 'nomad', 'overjoyed', 'yes', 'please', 'special', 'make', 'walk', 'say', 'make', 'gallop', 'say', 'make', 'stop', 'simply', 'say', 'got', 'think', 'yeah', 'replied', 'nomad', 'paid', 'many', 'got', 'camel', 'said', 'go', 'began', 'walk', 'awhile', 'gotten', 'used', 'camel', 'decided', 'try', 'go', 'bit', 'faster', 'said', 'phew', 'burst', 'life', 'started', 'hurtling', 'desert', 'bounding', 'dune', 'zooming', 'past', 'oasis', 'suddenly', 'nomad', 'saw', 'ahead', 'gapping', 'gorge', 'camel', 'charging', 'straight', 'began', 'tugging', 'rein', 'camel', 'pleading', 'stop', 'would', 'completely', 'forgotten', 'word', 'make', 'oh', 'god', 'help', 'cried', 'nomad', 'began', 'pray', 'god', 'please', 'let', 'die', 'camel', 'amen', 'course', 'came', 'immediately', 'dead', 'stop', 'right', 'edge', 'deep', 'gorge', 'phew', 'said', 'nomad', 'nomad', 'wandering', 'desert', 'foot', 'many', 'year', 'saved', 'money', 'travel', 'decided', 'walking', 'day', 'time', 'buy', 'camel']",142
+...My favorite is Peter Dinklage. ,2nwraa,51,I really like white dwarf stars...,"['favorite', 'peter', 'dinklage']","['really', 'like', 'white', 'dwarf', 'star']","['favorite', 'peter', 'dinklage', 'really', 'like', 'white', 'dwarf', 'star']",8
+"Because so did Satan.
+
+-Stolen from youtube",2pxd8x,51,Did you fall from heaven?,"['satan', 'youtube']","['fall', 'heaven']","['satan', 'youtube', 'fall', 'heaven']",4
+"""She seems very confused sometimes, and she always gets things mixed up! Last week I asked her to give Mrs. Frederikson two pills every twelve hours, and she gave her twelve pills every two hours!""
+""I know, I Know"" replies the second doctor ""I observed something similar: I told her to feed one spoon of cough-syrup to the kid in room 15 every five hours, and she gave him five spoons every single hour!""
+Just at that moment, a terrible cry of pain and agony was heard in every hallway of the hospital. ""Oh shit!!"" Exclaims the first doctor ""I just told her to prick Mr. Johnsons boil!!""",1hnrfs,51,Two doctors were talking about one of the nurses at their hospital...,"['seems', 'confused', 'sometimes', 'always', 'get', 'thing', 'mixed', 'last', 'week', 'asked', 'give', 'frederikson', 'two', 'pill', 'every', 'twelve', 'hour', 'gave', 'twelve', 'pill', 'every', 'two', 'hour', 'know', 'know', 'reply', 'second', 'doctor', 'observed', 'something', 'similar', 'told', 'feed', 'one', 'spoon', 'kid', 'room', 'every', 'five', 'hour', 'gave', 'five', 'spoon', 'every', 'single', 'hour', 'moment', 'terrible', 'cry', 'pain', 'agony', 'heard', 'every', 'hallway', 'hospital', 'oh', 'shit', 'exclaims', 'first', 'doctor', 'told', 'prick', 'johnson', 'boil']","['two', 'doctor', 'talking', 'one', 'nurse', 'hospital']","['seems', 'confused', 'sometimes', 'always', 'get', 'thing', 'mixed', 'last', 'week', 'asked', 'give', 'frederikson', 'two', 'pill', 'every', 'twelve', 'hour', 'gave', 'twelve', 'pill', 'every', 'two', 'hour', 'know', 'know', 'reply', 'second', 'doctor', 'observed', 'something', 'similar', 'told', 'feed', 'one', 'spoon', 'kid', 'room', 'every', 'five', 'hour', 'gave', 'five', 'spoon', 'every', 'single', 'hour', 'moment', 'terrible', 'cry', 'pain', 'agony', 'heard', 'every', 'hallway', 'hospital', 'oh', 'shit', 'exclaims', 'first', 'doctor', 'told', 'prick', 'johnson', 'boil', 'two', 'doctor', 'talking', 'one', 'nurse', 'hospital']",70
+The position of the dirtbag.,1har9j,51,What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?,"['position', 'dirtbag']","['difference', 'hoover', 'harley']","['position', 'dirtbag', 'difference', 'hoover', 'harley']",5
+He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.,48ma9s,51,How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?,"['hire', 'people', 'long', 'finger']","['donald', 'drumpf', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['hire', 'people', 'long', 'finger', 'donald', 'drumpf', 'change', 'lightbulb']",8
+"I'll start by letting you know the backstory to this. It was the first day of class and my professor was giving a brief overview of physiological studies and theories. He then went into a very long description of a supposed psychologist who studied the training of dolphins and it went something like this:
+
+
+
+
+A psychology student, finishing his doctorate, went to study the psychology of animals and spent some time at sea world studying Dolphins. He tried his best to train the Dolphins using positive reinforcement through treats of sardines and fresh fish. However, he was unable to find consistent results. Determined to find a pattern he stayed overnight for a week and observed the Dolphins, attempting to train them each morning. 
+
+On the fourth night he saw a flock of seagulls land in the dolphin habitat with their babies. The Dolphins proceeded to leap out of the water, scaring the adult seagulls away. Unfortunately the baby seagulls were unable to fly away and the Dolphins then swam up and had sex with them. The next morning he conducted the same tests he had earlier in the week and found that the Dolphins were much more receptive to taking orders. 
+
+The student, determined to find a correlation in the happiness of Dolphins and susceptibility to training, snuck off to a beach front the next night. He found a flock of sleeping seagulls and promptly stole all of the baby seagulls he could find. He carried as many of them as he could in his arms back to the dolphin tank at Sea world. 
+
+On his way back he encounter a sleeping lion. He slowly stepped over the lion, in an effort to not wake it. Immediately after he thought he was in the clear a bright flashlight was shone into his eyes. 
+
+A police officer had stopped him. The student asked, ""what am I under arrest for?""
+The office responded ""Youre under arrest for transporting underage gulls across sedate lions for unorthodox porpoises.""
+
+I immediately face palmed but secretly loved the joke. ",40qx1c,51,A joke told to me by my psychology professor...,"['start', 'letting', 'know', 'backstory', 'first', 'day', 'class', 'professor', 'giving', 'brief', 'overview', 'physiological', 'study', 'theory', 'went', 'long', 'description', 'supposed', 'psychologist', 'studied', 'training', 'dolphin', 'went', 'something', 'like', 'psychology', 'student', 'finishing', 'doctorate', 'went', 'study', 'psychology', 'animal', 'spent', 'time', 'sea', 'world', 'studying', 'dolphin', 'tried', 'best', 'train', 'dolphin', 'using', 'positive', 'reinforcement', 'treat', 'sardine', 'fresh', 'fish', 'however', 'unable', 'find', 'consistent', 'result', 'determined', 'find', 'pattern', 'stayed', 'overnight', 'week', 'observed', 'dolphin', 'attempting', 'train', 'morning', 'fourth', 'night', 'saw', 'flock', 'seagull', 'land', 'dolphin', 'habitat', 'baby', 'dolphin', 'proceeded', 'leap', 'water', 'scaring', 'adult', 'seagull', 'away', 'unfortunately', 'baby', 'seagull', 'unable', 'fly', 'away', 'dolphin', 'swam', 'sex', 'next', 'morning', 'conducted', 'test', 'earlier', 'week', 'found', 'dolphin', 'much', 'receptive', 'taking', 'order', 'student', 'determined', 'find', 'correlation', 'happiness', 'dolphin', 'susceptibility', 'training', 'snuck', 'beach', 'front', 'next', 'night', 'found', 'flock', 'sleeping', 'seagull', 'promptly', 'stole', 'baby', 'seagull', 'could', 'find', 'carried', 'many', 'could', 'arm', 'back', 'dolphin', 'tank', 'sea', 'world', 'way', 'back', 'encounter', 'sleeping', 'lion', 'slowly', 'stepped', 'lion', 'effort', 'wake', 'immediately', 'thought', 'clear', 'bright', 'flashlight', 'shone', 'eye', 'police', 'officer', 'stopped', 'student', 'asked', 'arrest', 'office', 'responded', 'youre', 'arrest', 'transporting', 'underage', 'gull', 'across', 'sedate', 'lion', 'unorthodox', 'porpoise', 'immediately', 'face', 'palmed', 'secretly', 'loved', 'joke']","['joke', 'told', 'psychology', 'professor']","['start', 'letting', 'know', 'backstory', 'first', 'day', 'class', 'professor', 'giving', 'brief', 'overview', 'physiological', 'study', 'theory', 'went', 'long', 'description', 'supposed', 'psychologist', 'studied', 'training', 'dolphin', 'went', 'something', 'like', 'psychology', 'student', 'finishing', 'doctorate', 'went', 'study', 'psychology', 'animal', 'spent', 'time', 'sea', 'world', 'studying', 'dolphin', 'tried', 'best', 'train', 'dolphin', 'using', 'positive', 'reinforcement', 'treat', 'sardine', 'fresh', 'fish', 'however', 'unable', 'find', 'consistent', 'result', 'determined', 'find', 'pattern', 'stayed', 'overnight', 'week', 'observed', 'dolphin', 'attempting', 'train', 'morning', 'fourth', 'night', 'saw', 'flock', 'seagull', 'land', 'dolphin', 'habitat', 'baby', 'dolphin', 'proceeded', 'leap', 'water', 'scaring', 'adult', 'seagull', 'away', 'unfortunately', 'baby', 'seagull', 'unable', 'fly', 'away', 'dolphin', 'swam', 'sex', 'next', 'morning', 'conducted', 'test', 'earlier', 'week', 'found', 'dolphin', 'much', 'receptive', 'taking', 'order', 'student', 'determined', 'find', 'correlation', 'happiness', 'dolphin', 'susceptibility', 'training', 'snuck', 'beach', 'front', 'next', 'night', 'found', 'flock', 'sleeping', 'seagull', 'promptly', 'stole', 'baby', 'seagull', 'could', 'find', 'carried', 'many', 'could', 'arm', 'back', 'dolphin', 'tank', 'sea', 'world', 'way', 'back', 'encounter', 'sleeping', 'lion', 'slowly', 'stepped', 'lion', 'effort', 'wake', 'immediately', 'thought', 'clear', 'bright', 'flashlight', 'shone', 'eye', 'police', 'officer', 'stopped', 'student', 'asked', 'arrest', 'office', 'responded', 'youre', 'arrest', 'transporting', 'underage', 'gull', 'across', 'sedate', 'lion', 'unorthodox', 'porpoise', 'immediately', 'face', 'palmed', 'secretly', 'loved', 'joke', 'joke', 'told', 'psychology', 'professor']",181
+"A guy walks into a bar and orders a couple shots of whiskey.  After he downs his whiskey he notices a jar filled with coins and a couple dollar bills on top. He then asks the bartender what's the jar for and the bartender points to the big guy on the other side of the bar and says ""you see that lug over there? If you can knock him out you can have the money in the jar"". The patron then requests a couple more shots of whiskey.
+
+After hammering these shots down the guy notices another jar that is filled with $1 and $5 dollar bills with a $20 on top. He then ask the bartender what's the jar for and the bartender says ""did you see that dog tied up in the front on your way in here? Well it has a loose tooth but if you can yank it out you can have the money in the jar"". ""Oh okay"" says the patron before ordering a couple more shots of whiskey.
+
+When he finishes with these shots he notices another jar filled with $20 dollar bills and a couple $100 dollar bills on top. He then proceeds to ask the bartender what's this jar for and the bartender points to a gorgeous blonde across the bar and says ""you see that blonde girl right there? Well if you can make her orgasm you get the money in the jar"". 
+
+Being fairly intoxicated now the patron stumbles to his feet and staggers over to the big guy before he cold clocks him sending him to the floor. The entire bar goes silent. 
+
+The man trots out the front door and then everybody inside hears the dog squealing  bloody murder. 
+
+Minutes later the guy walks back covered in blood and drunkenly says ""*Alright, now where's that blonde with the loose tooth*""",378ckc,51,A guy walks into a bar...,"['guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'order', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'down', 'whiskey', 'notice', 'jar', 'filled', 'coin', 'couple', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'asks', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'point', 'big', 'guy', 'side', 'bar', 'say', 'see', 'lug', 'knock', 'money', 'jar', 'patron', 'request', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'hammering', 'shot', 'guy', 'notice', 'another', 'jar', 'filled', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'ask', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'say', 'see', 'dog', 'tied', 'front', 'way', 'well', 'loose', 'tooth', 'yank', 'money', 'jar', 'oh', 'okay', 'say', 'patron', 'ordering', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'finish', 'shot', 'notice', 'another', 'jar', 'filled', 'dollar', 'bill', 'couple', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'proceeds', 'ask', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'point', 'gorgeous', 'blonde', 'across', 'bar', 'say', 'see', 'blonde', 'girl', 'right', 'well', 'make', 'orgasm', 'get', 'money', 'jar', 'fairly', 'intoxicated', 'patron', 'stumble', 'foot', 'stagger', 'big', 'guy', 'cold', 'clock', 'sending', 'floor', 'entire', 'bar', 'go', 'silent', 'man', 'trot', 'front', 'door', 'everybody', 'inside', 'hears', 'dog', 'squealing', 'bloody', 'murder', 'minute', 'later', 'guy', 'walk', 'back', 'covered', 'blood', 'drunkenly', 'say', 'alright', 'blonde', 'loose', 'tooth']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'order', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'down', 'whiskey', 'notice', 'jar', 'filled', 'coin', 'couple', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'asks', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'point', 'big', 'guy', 'side', 'bar', 'say', 'see', 'lug', 'knock', 'money', 'jar', 'patron', 'request', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'hammering', 'shot', 'guy', 'notice', 'another', 'jar', 'filled', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'ask', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'say', 'see', 'dog', 'tied', 'front', 'way', 'well', 'loose', 'tooth', 'yank', 'money', 'jar', 'oh', 'okay', 'say', 'patron', 'ordering', 'couple', 'shot', 'whiskey', 'finish', 'shot', 'notice', 'another', 'jar', 'filled', 'dollar', 'bill', 'couple', 'dollar', 'bill', 'top', 'proceeds', 'ask', 'bartender', 'jar', 'bartender', 'point', 'gorgeous', 'blonde', 'across', 'bar', 'say', 'see', 'blonde', 'girl', 'right', 'well', 'make', 'orgasm', 'get', 'money', 'jar', 'fairly', 'intoxicated', 'patron', 'stumble', 'foot', 'stagger', 'big', 'guy', 'cold', 'clock', 'sending', 'floor', 'entire', 'bar', 'go', 'silent', 'man', 'trot', 'front', 'door', 'everybody', 'inside', 'hears', 'dog', 'squealing', 'bloody', 'murder', 'minute', 'later', 'guy', 'walk', 'back', 'covered', 'blood', 'drunkenly', 'say', 'alright', 'blonde', 'loose', 'tooth', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']",147
+Mein Kraft,3tn5bu,51,What do Germans call their own EasyMac?,"['mein', 'kraft']","['german', 'call', 'easymac']","['mein', 'kraft', 'german', 'call', 'easymac']",5
+"When one man notices a funeral procession. He quietly sets down his fishing rod, takes of his hat and bows his head. When the procession is out of sight he picks up his pole and continues fishing. The other man turns to him and says, ""wow. I never knew you had a feely side in you"" to which the first man replies, ""it's the least I could've done, afterall, we had been married for forty years.""",43cdi3,51,Two men are fishing from a bridge...,"['one', 'man', 'notice', 'funeral', 'procession', 'quietly', 'set', 'fishing', 'rod', 'take', 'hat', 'bow', 'head', 'procession', 'sight', 'pick', 'pole', 'continues', 'fishing', 'man', 'turn', 'say', 'wow', 'never', 'knew', 'feely', 'side', 'first', 'man', 'reply', 'least', 'could', 'done', 'afterall', 'married', 'forty', 'year']","['two', 'men', 'fishing', 'bridge']","['one', 'man', 'notice', 'funeral', 'procession', 'quietly', 'set', 'fishing', 'rod', 'take', 'hat', 'bow', 'head', 'procession', 'sight', 'pick', 'pole', 'continues', 'fishing', 'man', 'turn', 'say', 'wow', 'never', 'knew', 'feely', 'side', 'first', 'man', 'reply', 'least', 'could', 'done', 'afterall', 'married', 'forty', 'year', 'two', 'men', 'fishing', 'bridge']",41
+"Do you think I'm a nosy bastard?
+
+No! Of course not!
+
+Then why did you write that in your diary!",4wpwyv,51,My roommate confronted me yesterday...,"['think', 'nosy', 'bastard', 'course', 'write', 'diary']","['roommate', 'confronted', 'yesterday']","['think', 'nosy', 'bastard', 'course', 'write', 'diary', 'roommate', 'confronted', 'yesterday']",9
+"In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.",1mtob7,51,"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?","['case', 'someone', 'forgot', 'pull']","['burnt', 'pizza', 'frozen', 'beer', 'pregnant', 'woman', 'common']","['case', 'someone', 'forgot', 'pull', 'burnt', 'pizza', 'frozen', 'beer', 'pregnant', 'woman', 'common']",11
+"A guy with a terrible stutter goes to the doctor. Doctor examines him, and says, ""I'm afraid the problem is your large penis. It requires such an enormous blood supply, not enough blood is reaching the speech center in your brain.""
+
+""W-w-well, what c-c-can I d-d-do?"" asks the guy.
+
+""We can do a penis reduction,"" says the doctor.
+
+""C-c-can you do that?""
+
+""Sure,"" says, the doctor. ""Reduction, addition, we can do it all nowadays.""
+
+And the guys says, ""I-I-I'll have to th-th-think about it.""
+
+A week goes by, and the guy just can't stand the stuttering any longer. So he returns to the doctor and asks for the reduction.
+
+The surgery goes great, the guy wakes up, and sure enough, his stutter is gone!
+
+After a couple of weeks with his normal-sized Johnson, however, the guy has second thoughts. So he returns to the doctor.
+
+""Doc,"" he says. ""Don't think I'm ungrateful. You solved my stuttering problem, just like you said you would. However, I really miss my penis. You said you can do additions. I'd like you to put the rest of my penis back on.""
+
+And the doctor says, ""F-F-Fuck you!""",2pu79s,51,The stutterer,"['guy', 'terrible', 'stutter', 'go', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'examines', 'say', 'afraid', 'problem', 'large', 'penis', 'requires', 'enormous', 'blood', 'supply', 'enough', 'blood', 'reaching', 'speech', 'center', 'brain', 'asks', 'guy', 'penis', 'reduction', 'say', 'doctor', 'sure', 'say', 'doctor', 'reduction', 'addition', 'nowadays', 'guy', 'say', 'week', 'go', 'guy', 'ca', 'stand', 'stuttering', 'longer', 'return', 'doctor', 'asks', 'reduction', 'surgery', 'go', 'great', 'guy', 'wake', 'sure', 'enough', 'stutter', 'gone', 'couple', 'week', 'johnson', 'however', 'guy', 'second', 'thought', 'return', 'doctor', 'doc', 'say', 'think', 'ungrateful', 'solved', 'stuttering', 'problem', 'like', 'said', 'would', 'however', 'really', 'miss', 'penis', 'said', 'addition', 'like', 'put', 'rest', 'penis', 'back', 'doctor', 'say']",['stutterer'],"['guy', 'terrible', 'stutter', 'go', 'doctor', 'doctor', 'examines', 'say', 'afraid', 'problem', 'large', 'penis', 'requires', 'enormous', 'blood', 'supply', 'enough', 'blood', 'reaching', 'speech', 'center', 'brain', 'asks', 'guy', 'penis', 'reduction', 'say', 'doctor', 'sure', 'say', 'doctor', 'reduction', 'addition', 'nowadays', 'guy', 'say', 'week', 'go', 'guy', 'ca', 'stand', 'stuttering', 'longer', 'return', 'doctor', 'asks', 'reduction', 'surgery', 'go', 'great', 'guy', 'wake', 'sure', 'enough', 'stutter', 'gone', 'couple', 'week', 'johnson', 'however', 'guy', 'second', 'thought', 'return', 'doctor', 'doc', 'say', 'think', 'ungrateful', 'solved', 'stuttering', 'problem', 'like', 'said', 'would', 'however', 'really', 'miss', 'penis', 'said', 'addition', 'like', 'put', 'rest', 'penis', 'back', 'doctor', 'say', 'stutterer']",89
+"
+We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.",3qtf47,51,"My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.","['discovered', 'good', 'mood', 'turn', 'green', 'bad', 'mood', 'leaf', 'big', 'fucking', 'red', 'mark', 'forehead']","['wife', 'unhappy', 'mood', 'swing', 'bought', 'one', 'mood', 'ring', 'could', 'monitor', 'mood']","['discovered', 'good', 'mood', 'turn', 'green', 'bad', 'mood', 'leaf', 'big', 'fucking', 'red', 'mark', 'forehead', 'wife', 'unhappy', 'mood', 'swing', 'bought', 'one', 'mood', 'ring', 'could', 'monitor', 'mood']",24
+"I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms.",4fiosp,51,I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory.,"['like', 'brag', 'multiple', 'organism']","['recently', 'sex', 'biologist', 'laboratory']","['like', 'brag', 'multiple', 'organism', 'recently', 'sex', 'biologist', 'laboratory']",8
+"""Fuck off. This is MY umbrella."" ",2jaiit,51,"""Give it to me!! I'm so fucking wet!"" She screamed at me...","['fuck', 'umbrella']","['give', 'fucking', 'wet', 'screamed']","['fuck', 'umbrella', 'give', 'fucking', 'wet', 'screamed']",6
+"The first one prays to God and says ""Lord give me the strength to cross this river."" There is a flash of light and he is granted stronger arms to swim.
+
+The second one says ""Lord give me the endurance to cross this river."" Another flash of light and he is granted strong lungs to help him swim.
+
+The third one says ""Lord, remove this obstacle from my path."" There is a flash of light and the young lieutenant turns into a woman. Crossing a Water Obstacle is no longer part of her test and she is applauded by the media for being so strong and independent. She has a loyal group of male followers who dote on her every day and she lives happily ever after.",38ety1,51,Three Army Lieutenants have to cross a river for infantry training.,"['first', 'one', 'prays', 'god', 'say', 'lord', 'give', 'strength', 'cross', 'river', 'flash', 'light', 'granted', 'stronger', 'arm', 'swim', 'second', 'one', 'say', 'lord', 'give', 'endurance', 'cross', 'river', 'another', 'flash', 'light', 'granted', 'strong', 'lung', 'help', 'swim', 'third', 'one', 'say', 'lord', 'remove', 'obstacle', 'path', 'flash', 'light', 'young', 'lieutenant', 'turn', 'woman', 'crossing', 'water', 'obstacle', 'longer', 'part', 'test', 'applauded', 'medium', 'strong', 'independent', 'loyal', 'group', 'male', 'follower', 'dote', 'every', 'day', 'life', 'happily', 'ever']","['three', 'army', 'lieutenant', 'cross', 'river', 'infantry', 'training']","['first', 'one', 'prays', 'god', 'say', 'lord', 'give', 'strength', 'cross', 'river', 'flash', 'light', 'granted', 'stronger', 'arm', 'swim', 'second', 'one', 'say', 'lord', 'give', 'endurance', 'cross', 'river', 'another', 'flash', 'light', 'granted', 'strong', 'lung', 'help', 'swim', 'third', 'one', 'say', 'lord', 'remove', 'obstacle', 'path', 'flash', 'light', 'young', 'lieutenant', 'turn', 'woman', 'crossing', 'water', 'obstacle', 'longer', 'part', 'test', 'applauded', 'medium', 'strong', 'independent', 'loyal', 'group', 'male', 'follower', 'dote', 'every', 'day', 'life', 'happily', 'ever', 'three', 'army', 'lieutenant', 'cross', 'river', 'infantry', 'training']",72
+It was tense,2dogn5,51,"Past, present and future walk into a bar...",['tense'],"['past', 'present', 'future', 'walk', 'bar']","['tense', 'past', 'present', 'future', 'walk', 'bar']",6
+"Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. ""Follow me son"" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. ""First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."" And they did. ""Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."" And they did. ""Now we charge at them while half of our backs is showing and we eat everybody."" And they did.
+
+When they were both gorged, the son asked, ""Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?""
+
+His wise father replied, ""Because they taste better without the shit inside!""",4f4z6f,51,Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking,"['two', 'great', 'white', 'shark', 'swimming', 'ocean', 'spied', 'survivor', 'sunken', 'ship', 'follow', 'son', 'father', 'shark', 'said', 'son', 'shark', 'swam', 'mass', 'people', 'first', 'swim', 'around', 'time', 'tip', 'fin', 'showing', 'well', 'done', 'son', 'swim', 'around', 'time', 'fin', 'showing', 'charge', 'half', 'back', 'showing', 'eat', 'everybody', 'gorged', 'son', 'asked', 'dad', 'eat', 'first', 'swim', 'around', 'around', 'wise', 'father', 'replied', 'taste', 'better', 'without', 'shit', 'inside']","['shark', 'circle', 'attacking']","['two', 'great', 'white', 'shark', 'swimming', 'ocean', 'spied', 'survivor', 'sunken', 'ship', 'follow', 'son', 'father', 'shark', 'said', 'son', 'shark', 'swam', 'mass', 'people', 'first', 'swim', 'around', 'time', 'tip', 'fin', 'showing', 'well', 'done', 'son', 'swim', 'around', 'time', 'fin', 'showing', 'charge', 'half', 'back', 'showing', 'eat', 'everybody', 'gorged', 'son', 'asked', 'dad', 'eat', 'first', 'swim', 'around', 'around', 'wise', 'father', 'replied', 'taste', 'better', 'without', 'shit', 'inside', 'shark', 'circle', 'attacking']",61
+"Used once, never opened.",2bsr2e,51,For sale: One parachute,"['used', 'never', 'opened']","['sale', 'one', 'parachute']","['used', 'never', 'opened', 'sale', 'one', 'parachute']",6
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+body,id,score,title,tok_body,tok_title,tokens,length
+"On the condition he gets to install windows.
+
+
+",5tn84z,48526,Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall,"['condition', 'get', 'install', 'window']","['breaking', 'news', 'bill', 'gate', 'agreed', 'pay', 'trump', 'wall']","['condition', 'get', 'install', 'window', 'breaking', 'news', 'bill', 'gate', 'agreed', 'pay', 'trump', 'wall']",12
+/r/Jokes,4xjyho,45500,I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%,[],"['found', 'place', 'recycling', 'rate']","['found', 'place', 'recycling', 'rate']",4
+"But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges. ",5s9jog,39570,Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.,"['silly', 'comparison', 'really', 'like', 'comparing', 'apple', 'orange']","['steve', 'job', 'would', 'better', 'president', 'donald', 'trump']","['silly', 'comparison', 'really', 'like', 'comparing', 'apple', 'orange', 'steve', 'job', 'would', 'better', 'president', 'donald', 'trump']",14
+We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.,4wgall,36421,My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.,"['went', 'drink', 'cool', 'guy', 'want', 'web', 'developer']","['girlfriend', 'told', 'take', 'spider', 'instead', 'killing']","['went', 'drink', 'cool', 'guy', 'want', 'web', 'developer', 'girlfriend', 'told', 'take', 'spider', 'instead', 'killing']",13
+Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge. ,4pj3q3,35772,"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.","['please', 'upvote', 'huge']","['every', 'upvote', 'get', 'girlfriend', 'try', 'one', 'thrust', 'anal', 'sex']","['please', 'upvote', 'huge', 'every', 'upvote', 'get', 'girlfriend', 'try', 'one', 'thrust', 'anal', 'sex']",12
+"He winked at me and said, ""I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park.""",5rmhv3,35412,"Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, ""How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?""","['winked', 'said', 'duty', 'ten', 'minute', 'meet', 'car', 'park']","['wife', 'given', 'birth', 'asked', 'doctor', 'soon', 'think', 'able', 'sex']","['winked', 'said', 'duty', 'ten', 'minute', 'meet', 'car', 'park', 'wife', 'given', 'birth', 'asked', 'doctor', 'soon', 'think', 'able', 'sex']",17
+"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'
+
+'But I never went to college.'
+
+'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'",4zu8ii,33626,Forget everything you learned in college...,"['everything', 'learned', 'college', 'wo', 'need', 'working', 'never', 'went', 'college', 'sorry', 'underqualified', 'work']","['forget', 'everything', 'learned', 'college']","['everything', 'learned', 'college', 'wo', 'need', 'working', 'never', 'went', 'college', 'sorry', 'underqualified', 'work', 'forget', 'everything', 'learned', 'college']",16
+"Dear sir,
+
+Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
+
+Sincerely, your service provider.",4vvaie,32974,What's a pirate's least favorite letter?,"['dear', 'sir', 'internet', 'access', 'terminated', 'due', 'illegal', 'usage', 'sincerely', 'service', 'provider']","['pirate', 'least', 'favorite', 'letter']","['dear', 'sir', 'internet', 'access', 'terminated', 'due', 'illegal', 'usage', 'sincerely', 'service', 'provider', 'pirate', 'least', 'favorite', 'letter']",15
+"A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian.  The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend.
+
+The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, ""That's odd.  I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian.""  So the two of them went to see the Rabbi.  
+
+They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians.  The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said ""That's odd.  I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian.""
+
+So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what's going on over there.  The arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray.  They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how the all returned as Christians.""
+
+There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, ""That's odd . . . """,4pnbc6,32017,A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while . . .,"['jewish', 'man', 'sends', 'son', 'israel', 'live', 'eventually', 'return', 'home', 'christian', 'man', 'find', 'odd', 'mention', 'friend', 'friend', 'listens', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'odd', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'two', 'went', 'see', 'rabbi', 'told', 'rabbi', 'story', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'son', 'returned', 'christian', 'rabbi', 'listened', 'thought', 'minute', 'said', 'odd', 'also', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'three', 'decide', 'go', 'israel', 'find', 'going', 'arrive', 'go', 'straight', 'western', 'wall', 'pray', 'explain', 'god', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'long', 'silence', 'god', 'begin', 'speak', 'saying', 'odd']","['jewish', 'man', 'sends', 'son', 'israel', 'live']","['jewish', 'man', 'sends', 'son', 'israel', 'live', 'eventually', 'return', 'home', 'christian', 'man', 'find', 'odd', 'mention', 'friend', 'friend', 'listens', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'odd', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'two', 'went', 'see', 'rabbi', 'told', 'rabbi', 'story', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'son', 'returned', 'christian', 'rabbi', 'listened', 'thought', 'minute', 'said', 'odd', 'also', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'three', 'decide', 'go', 'israel', 'find', 'going', 'arrive', 'go', 'straight', 'western', 'wall', 'pray', 'explain', 'god', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'jew', 'returned', 'christian', 'long', 'silence', 'god', 'begin', 'speak', 'saying', 'odd', 'jewish', 'man', 'sends', 'son', 'israel', 'live']",87
+"So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
+",5qeezz,31006,My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.,"['made', 'marry', 'old', 'guy', 'never', 'met', 'secure', 'alliance', 'french']","['girlfriend', 'kept', 'telling', 'treat', 'like', 'princess']","['made', 'marry', 'old', 'guy', 'never', 'met', 'secure', 'alliance', 'french', 'girlfriend', 'kept', 'telling', 'treat', 'like', 'princess']",15
+because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems.,4a9ax9,30882,Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally...,"['ca', 'truly', 'hitler', 'blame', 'jew', 'problem']","['trump', 'blaming', 'sander', 'violence', 'rally']","['ca', 'truly', 'hitler', 'blame', 'jew', 'problem', 'trump', 'blaming', 'sander', 'violence', 'rally']",11
+"Whoops, wrong sub.",2qmkf0,30863,TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway,"['whoop', 'wrong', 'sub']","['tifu', 'mixing', 'wife', 'sandwich', 'order', 'subway']","['whoop', 'wrong', 'sub', 'tifu', 'mixing', 'wife', 'sandwich', 'order', 'subway']",9
+With iPhone accessories.  ,51t7fe,30499,How do you milk sheep?,"['iphone', 'accessory']","['milk', 'sheep']","['iphone', 'accessory', 'milk', 'sheep']",4
+"There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.
+
+He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. 
+
+He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. 
+
+Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. 
+
+He made it out, but a single person died. 
+
+Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. 
+
+He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. 
+
+When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. 
+
+After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. 
+
+The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened.
+
+The man was perfectly fine.
+
+Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. 
+
+And somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. 
+
+Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. 
+
+Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. 
+
+The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. 
+
+For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. 
+
+After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair.
+
+The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was once again unharmed.
+
+Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. 
+
+And once again, he somehow manages to get his old job back. 
+
+To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. 
+
+And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. 
+
+On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal- three bananas.
+
+""You know what? No,"" said the executioner. ""I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat, we're strapping you in and doing this now."" 
+
+Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. 
+
+The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room- and the man was still unharmed. 
+
+The executioner was speechless.
+
+The man looked at the executioner and said ""Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor.""",4khrw8,30019,There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living...,"['man', 'bulgaria', 'drove', 'train', 'living', 'loved', 'job', 'driving', 'train', 'dream', 'ever', 'since', 'child', 'loved', 'make', 'train', 'go', 'fast', 'possible', 'unfortunately', 'one', 'day', 'little', 'reckless', 'caused', 'crash', 'made', 'single', 'person', 'died', 'well', 'needle', 'say', 'went', 'court', 'incident', 'found', 'guilty', 'sentenced', 'death', 'electrocution', 'day', 'execution', 'came', 'requested', 'single', 'banana', 'last', 'meal', 'eating', 'banana', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'switch', 'flown', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'nothing', 'happened', 'man', 'perfectly', 'fine', 'well', 'time', 'old', 'bulgarian', 'law', 'said', 'failed', 'execution', 'sign', 'divine', 'intervention', 'man', 'allowed', 'go', 'free', 'somehow', 'managed', 'get', 'old', 'job', 'back', 'driving', 'train', 'learned', 'lesson', 'went', 'right', 'back', 'driving', 'train', 'reckless', 'abandon', 'caused', 'train', 'crash', 'time', 'killing', 'two', 'people', 'trial', 'went', 'much', 'first', 'resulting', 'sentence', 'execution', 'final', 'meal', 'man', 'requested', 'two', 'banana', 'eating', 'banana', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'switch', 'thrown', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'man', 'unharmed', 'well', 'course', 'meant', 'free', 'go', 'somehow', 'manages', 'get', 'old', 'job', 'back', 'surprise', 'one', 'crashed', 'yet', 'another', 'train', 'killed', 'three', 'people', 'found', 'sentenced', 'death', 'day', 'execution', 'requested', 'final', 'three', 'banana', 'know', 'said', 'executioner', 'stupid', 'banana', 'walking', 'unharmed', 'giving', 'thing', 'eat', 'strapping', 'well', 'protocol', 'man', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'without', 'last', 'meal', 'switch', 'pulled', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'man', 'still', 'unharmed', 'executioner', 'speechless', 'man', 'looked', 'executioner', 'said', 'oh', 'banana', 'nothing', 'bad', 'conductor']","['man', 'bulgaria', 'drove', 'train', 'living']","['man', 'bulgaria', 'drove', 'train', 'living', 'loved', 'job', 'driving', 'train', 'dream', 'ever', 'since', 'child', 'loved', 'make', 'train', 'go', 'fast', 'possible', 'unfortunately', 'one', 'day', 'little', 'reckless', 'caused', 'crash', 'made', 'single', 'person', 'died', 'well', 'needle', 'say', 'went', 'court', 'incident', 'found', 'guilty', 'sentenced', 'death', 'electrocution', 'day', 'execution', 'came', 'requested', 'single', 'banana', 'last', 'meal', 'eating', 'banana', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'switch', 'flown', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'nothing', 'happened', 'man', 'perfectly', 'fine', 'well', 'time', 'old', 'bulgarian', 'law', 'said', 'failed', 'execution', 'sign', 'divine', 'intervention', 'man', 'allowed', 'go', 'free', 'somehow', 'managed', 'get', 'old', 'job', 'back', 'driving', 'train', 'learned', 'lesson', 'went', 'right', 'back', 'driving', 'train', 'reckless', 'abandon', 'caused', 'train', 'crash', 'time', 'killing', 'two', 'people', 'trial', 'went', 'much', 'first', 'resulting', 'sentence', 'execution', 'final', 'meal', 'man', 'requested', 'two', 'banana', 'eating', 'banana', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'switch', 'thrown', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'man', 'unharmed', 'well', 'course', 'meant', 'free', 'go', 'somehow', 'manages', 'get', 'old', 'job', 'back', 'surprise', 'one', 'crashed', 'yet', 'another', 'train', 'killed', 'three', 'people', 'found', 'sentenced', 'death', 'day', 'execution', 'requested', 'final', 'three', 'banana', 'know', 'said', 'executioner', 'stupid', 'banana', 'walking', 'unharmed', 'giving', 'thing', 'eat', 'strapping', 'well', 'protocol', 'man', 'strapped', 'electric', 'chair', 'without', 'last', 'meal', 'switch', 'pulled', 'spark', 'flew', 'smoke', 'filled', 'man', 'still', 'unharmed', 'executioner', 'speechless', 'man', 'looked', 'executioner', 'said', 'oh', 'banana', 'nothing', 'bad', 'conductor', 'man', 'bulgaria', 'drove', 'train', 'living']",204
+"The leader says, ""We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?""  
+  
+A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.  
+  
+The leader asks her, ""What is 15 plus 15?""  
+  
+After 15 or 20 seconds she says, ""Eighteen!""  
+  
+Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, ""Give her another chance! Give her another chance!""  
+  
+The leader says, ""Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.""  
+  
+So he asks, ""What is 5 plus 5?""  
+  
+After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, ""Ninety?""  
+  
+The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, ""GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!""  
+  
+The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, ""Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?""  
+  
+The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ""Four?""  
+  
+Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... ""Give her another chance! Give her another chance!""  ",5062bs,29802,"80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a ""Blondes Are Not Stupid"" Convention.","['leader', 'say', 'today', 'prove', 'world', 'blonde', 'stupid', 'volunteer', 'blonde', 'gingerly', 'work', 'way', 'crowd', 'step', 'stage', 'leader', 'asks', 'plus', 'second', 'say', 'eighteen', 'obviously', 'everyone', 'little', 'disappointed', 'blonde', 'start', 'cheering', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'leader', 'say', 'well', 'since', 'gone', 'trouble', 'getting', 'one', 'place', 'wide', 'press', 'global', 'broadcast', 'medium', 'gee', 'uh', 'guess', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'asks', 'plus', 'nearly', 'second', 'eventually', 'say', 'ninety', 'leader', 'quite', 'perplexed', 'look', 'let', 'dejected', 'sigh', 'everyone', 'disheartened', 'blonde', 'start', 'cry', 'girl', 'begin', 'yell', 'wave', 'hand', 'shouting', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'leader', 'unsure', 'whether', 'harm', 'good', 'eventually', 'say', 'ok', 'ok', 'one', 'chance', 'plus', 'girl', 'close', 'eye', 'whole', 'minute', 'eventually', 'say', 'four', 'throughout', 'stadium', 'pandemonium', 'break', 'girl', 'jump', 'foot', 'wave', 'arm', 'stomp', 'foot', 'scream', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance']","['blonde', 'meet', 'football', 'stadium', 'blonde', 'stupid', 'convention']","['leader', 'say', 'today', 'prove', 'world', 'blonde', 'stupid', 'volunteer', 'blonde', 'gingerly', 'work', 'way', 'crowd', 'step', 'stage', 'leader', 'asks', 'plus', 'second', 'say', 'eighteen', 'obviously', 'everyone', 'little', 'disappointed', 'blonde', 'start', 'cheering', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'leader', 'say', 'well', 'since', 'gone', 'trouble', 'getting', 'one', 'place', 'wide', 'press', 'global', 'broadcast', 'medium', 'gee', 'uh', 'guess', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'asks', 'plus', 'nearly', 'second', 'eventually', 'say', 'ninety', 'leader', 'quite', 'perplexed', 'look', 'let', 'dejected', 'sigh', 'everyone', 'disheartened', 'blonde', 'start', 'cry', 'girl', 'begin', 'yell', 'wave', 'hand', 'shouting', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'leader', 'unsure', 'whether', 'harm', 'good', 'eventually', 'say', 'ok', 'ok', 'one', 'chance', 'plus', 'girl', 'close', 'eye', 'whole', 'minute', 'eventually', 'say', 'four', 'throughout', 'stadium', 'pandemonium', 'break', 'girl', 'jump', 'foot', 'wave', 'arm', 'stomp', 'foot', 'scream', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'give', 'another', 'chance', 'blonde', 'meet', 'football', 'stadium', 'blonde', 'stupid', 'convention']",130
+Social security,5sqnqg,29617,'90s kids won't get this,"['social', 'security']","['kid', 'wo', 'get']","['social', 'security', 'kid', 'wo', 'get']",5
+[removed],4nr6gd,29290,So I went on r/news today..,['removed'],"['went', 'today']","['removed', 'went', 'today']",3
+"""...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!""",4yiv2v,29049,What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?,"['would', 'gotten', 'away', 'medaling', 'kid']","['lochte', 'say', 'teammate', 'told', 'police', 'really', 'happened']","['would', 'gotten', 'away', 'medaling', 'kid', 'lochte', 'say', 'teammate', 'told', 'police', 'really', 'happened']",12
+"they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
+
+EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry! 
+
+its a joke folks. just a joke.",5sxr4y,28995,Republicans are the true snowflakes...,"['white', 'cold', 'put', 'enough', 'em', 'together', 'shut', 'public', 'school', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'popped', 'gold', 'cherry', 'joke', 'folk', 'joke']","['republican', 'true', 'snowflake']","['white', 'cold', 'put', 'enough', 'em', 'together', 'shut', 'public', 'school', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'popped', 'gold', 'cherry', 'joke', 'folk', 'joke', 'republican', 'true', 'snowflake']",21
+I know he means well...,4zlc1h,28782,"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water""","['know', 'mean', 'well']","['friend', 'keep', 'saying', 'cheer', 'man', 'could', 'worse', 'could', 'stuck', 'underground', 'hole', 'full', 'water']","['know', 'mean', 'well', 'friend', 'keep', 'saying', 'cheer', 'man', 'could', 'worse', 'could', 'stuck', 'underground', 'hole', 'full', 'water']",16
+America.,48sxql,27873,If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives?,['america'],"['hillary', 'clinton', 'donald', 'trump', 'boat', 'capsizes', 'survives']","['america', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'donald', 'trump', 'boat', 'capsizes', 'survives']",8
+"I've never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much.
+
+And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart.
+
+For example… One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
+
+Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said ""I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.""
+
+I said ""WHAT??!! What was that?!""
+
+So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...""You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.""
+
+She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ""Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?""
+
+Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
+
+The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
+
+Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ""That's fine, honey.""
+
+She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, ""I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier.""
+
+I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ""No honey, I don't feel like it.""
+
+Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ""WHAT?""
+
+I then said ""Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
+
+You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.""
+
+And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ""Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?""
+
+Apparently, no sex tonight either!
+
+
+
+Edit: Didn't expect to make front page but glad lots of you got a laugh out of it!
+
+Edit 2: Thank you for the gold! ",5sznk7,27763,No Sex Tonight!,"['never', 'quite', 'figured', 'sexual', 'urge', 'men', 'woman', 'differ', 'much', 'never', 'figured', 'whole', 'venus', 'mar', 'thing', 'men', 'think', 'head', 'woman', 'heart', 'one', 'evening', 'last', 'week', 'wife', 'getting', 'bed', 'well', 'passion', 'started', 'heat', 'said', 'feel', 'like', 'want', 'hold', 'said', 'said', 'word', 'every', 'husband', 'planet', 'dread', 'hear', 'touch', 'emotional', 'need', 'woman', 'enough', 'satisfy', 'physical', 'need', 'man', 'responded', 'puzzled', 'look', 'saying', 'ca', 'love', 'bedroom', 'realizing', 'nothing', 'going', 'happen', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'next', 'day', 'opted', 'take', 'day', 'work', 'spend', 'time', 'went', 'nice', 'lunch', 'went', 'shopping', 'big', 'department', 'store', 'walked', 'around', 'tried', 'several', 'expensive', 'outfit', 'could', 'decide', 'one', 'take', 'told', 'buy', 'wanted', 'new', 'shoe', 'compliment', 'new', 'clothes', 'said', 'let', 'get', 'pair', 'outfit', 'went', 'jewellery', 'department', 'picked', 'pair', 'diamond', 'earring', 'let', 'tell', 'excited', 'must', 'thought', 'one', 'wave', 'short', 'tsunami', 'started', 'think', 'testing', 'asked', 'tennis', 'bracelet', 'even', 'know', 'play', 'tennis', 'think', 'threw', 'loop', 'said', 'fine', 'honey', 'appeared', 'almost', 'nearing', 'sexual', 'satisfaction', 'excitement', 'smiling', 'excited', 'anticipation', 'finally', 'said', 'think', 'dear', 'let', 'go', 'cashier', 'could', 'hardly', 'contain', 'blurted', 'honey', 'feel', 'like', 'face', 'went', 'completely', 'blank', 'jaw', 'dropped', 'baffled', 'said', 'honey', 'want', 'hold', 'stuff', 'touch', 'financial', 'mean', 'man', 'enough', 'satisfy', 'shopping', 'need', 'woman', 'look', 'like', 'going', 'kill', 'added', 'ca', 'love', 'thing', 'buy', 'apparently', 'sex', 'tonight', 'either', 'edit', 'expect', 'make', 'front', 'page', 'glad', 'lot', 'got', 'laugh', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold']","['sex', 'tonight']","['never', 'quite', 'figured', 'sexual', 'urge', 'men', 'woman', 'differ', 'much', 'never', 'figured', 'whole', 'venus', 'mar', 'thing', 'men', 'think', 'head', 'woman', 'heart', 'one', 'evening', 'last', 'week', 'wife', 'getting', 'bed', 'well', 'passion', 'started', 'heat', 'said', 'feel', 'like', 'want', 'hold', 'said', 'said', 'word', 'every', 'husband', 'planet', 'dread', 'hear', 'touch', 'emotional', 'need', 'woman', 'enough', 'satisfy', 'physical', 'need', 'man', 'responded', 'puzzled', 'look', 'saying', 'ca', 'love', 'bedroom', 'realizing', 'nothing', 'going', 'happen', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'next', 'day', 'opted', 'take', 'day', 'work', 'spend', 'time', 'went', 'nice', 'lunch', 'went', 'shopping', 'big', 'department', 'store', 'walked', 'around', 'tried', 'several', 'expensive', 'outfit', 'could', 'decide', 'one', 'take', 'told', 'buy', 'wanted', 'new', 'shoe', 'compliment', 'new', 'clothes', 'said', 'let', 'get', 'pair', 'outfit', 'went', 'jewellery', 'department', 'picked', 'pair', 'diamond', 'earring', 'let', 'tell', 'excited', 'must', 'thought', 'one', 'wave', 'short', 'tsunami', 'started', 'think', 'testing', 'asked', 'tennis', 'bracelet', 'even', 'know', 'play', 'tennis', 'think', 'threw', 'loop', 'said', 'fine', 'honey', 'appeared', 'almost', 'nearing', 'sexual', 'satisfaction', 'excitement', 'smiling', 'excited', 'anticipation', 'finally', 'said', 'think', 'dear', 'let', 'go', 'cashier', 'could', 'hardly', 'contain', 'blurted', 'honey', 'feel', 'like', 'face', 'went', 'completely', 'blank', 'jaw', 'dropped', 'baffled', 'said', 'honey', 'want', 'hold', 'stuff', 'touch', 'financial', 'mean', 'man', 'enough', 'satisfy', 'shopping', 'need', 'woman', 'look', 'like', 'going', 'kill', 'added', 'ca', 'love', 'thing', 'buy', 'apparently', 'sex', 'tonight', 'either', 'edit', 'expect', 'make', 'front', 'page', 'glad', 'lot', 'got', 'laugh', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold', 'sex', 'tonight']",209
+"A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
+
+""Nurse,""' he mumbles from behind the mask, ""are my testicles black?""
+
+Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ""I don't know, Sir. I'm only
+here to wash your upper body and feet.""
+
+He struggles to ask again, ""Nurse, please check for me. Are my
+testicles black?""
+
+Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
+
+She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
+
+She looks very closely and says, ""There's nothing wrong with them,
+Sir. They look fine.""
+
+The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, ""Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
+Now listen very, very closely: 
+
+Are - my - test - results - back?""",5qur1w,27736,"A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.","['young', 'student', 'nurse', 'appears', 'give', 'partial', 'sponge', 'bath', 'nurse', 'mumble', 'behind', 'mask', 'testicle', 'black', 'embarrassed', 'young', 'nurse', 'reply', 'know', 'sir', 'wash', 'upper', 'body', 'foot', 'struggle', 'ask', 'nurse', 'please', 'check', 'testicle', 'black', 'concerned', 'might', 'elevate', 'blood', 'pressure', 'heart', 'rate', 'worrying', 'testicle', 'overcomes', 'embarrassment', 'pull', 'back', 'cover', 'raise', 'gown', 'hold', 'manhood', 'one', 'hand', 'testicle', 'gently', 'look', 'closely', 'say', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'sir', 'look', 'fine', 'man', 'slowly', 'pull', 'oxygen', 'mask', 'smile', 'say', 'slowly', 'thank', 'much', 'wonderful', 'listen', 'closely', 'test', 'result', 'back']","['male', 'patient', 'lying', 'bed', 'hospital', 'wearing', 'oxygen', 'mask', 'mouth', 'nose']","['young', 'student', 'nurse', 'appears', 'give', 'partial', 'sponge', 'bath', 'nurse', 'mumble', 'behind', 'mask', 'testicle', 'black', 'embarrassed', 'young', 'nurse', 'reply', 'know', 'sir', 'wash', 'upper', 'body', 'foot', 'struggle', 'ask', 'nurse', 'please', 'check', 'testicle', 'black', 'concerned', 'might', 'elevate', 'blood', 'pressure', 'heart', 'rate', 'worrying', 'testicle', 'overcomes', 'embarrassment', 'pull', 'back', 'cover', 'raise', 'gown', 'hold', 'manhood', 'one', 'hand', 'testicle', 'gently', 'look', 'closely', 'say', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'sir', 'look', 'fine', 'man', 'slowly', 'pull', 'oxygen', 'mask', 'smile', 'say', 'slowly', 'thank', 'much', 'wonderful', 'listen', 'closely', 'test', 'result', 'back', 'male', 'patient', 'lying', 'bed', 'hospital', 'wearing', 'oxygen', 'mask', 'mouth', 'nose']",87
+"You should've seen her face when I tossed her some diet pills. 
+",5s50we,27434,My wife told me to go and get some pills that help with an erection...,"['seen', 'face', 'tossed', 'diet', 'pill']","['wife', 'told', 'go', 'get', 'pill', 'help', 'erection']","['seen', 'face', 'tossed', 'diet', 'pill', 'wife', 'told', 'go', 'get', 'pill', 'help', 'erection']",12
+" Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ""Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
+Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
+He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: ""Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."" ""Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?""
+
+At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, ""You fuck her again.""",52hnx1,26851,An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.......,"['worried', 'mother', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'pregnancy', 'kit', 'test', 'result', 'show', 'girl', 'pregnant', 'shouting', 'cursing', 'cry', 'mother', 'say', 'pig', 'want', 'know', 'girl', 'pick', 'phone', 'make', 'call', 'half', 'hour', 'later', 'ferrari', 'stop', 'front', 'house', 'mature', 'distinguished', 'man', 'gray', 'hair', 'impeccably', 'dressed', 'armani', 'suit', 'step', 'ferrari', 'enters', 'house', 'sits', 'living', 'room', 'father', 'mother', 'girl', 'tell', 'good', 'morning', 'daughter', 'informed', 'problem', 'ca', 'marry', 'personal', 'family', 'situation', 'take', 'charge', 'pay', 'cost', 'provide', 'daughter', 'rest', 'life', 'additionally', 'girl', 'born', 'bequeath', 'ferrari', 'beach', 'house', 'two', 'retail', 'store', 'townhouse', 'beachfront', 'villa', 'bank', 'account', 'boy', 'born', 'legacy', 'couple', 'factory', 'bank', 'account', 'twin', 'receive', 'factory', 'however', 'miscarriage', 'suggest', 'point', 'father', 'remained', 'silent', 'place', 'hand', 'firmly', 'man', 'shoulder', 'tell', 'fuck']","['year', 'old', 'italian', 'girl', 'tell', 'mom', 'missed', 'period', 'two', 'month']","['worried', 'mother', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'pregnancy', 'kit', 'test', 'result', 'show', 'girl', 'pregnant', 'shouting', 'cursing', 'cry', 'mother', 'say', 'pig', 'want', 'know', 'girl', 'pick', 'phone', 'make', 'call', 'half', 'hour', 'later', 'ferrari', 'stop', 'front', 'house', 'mature', 'distinguished', 'man', 'gray', 'hair', 'impeccably', 'dressed', 'armani', 'suit', 'step', 'ferrari', 'enters', 'house', 'sits', 'living', 'room', 'father', 'mother', 'girl', 'tell', 'good', 'morning', 'daughter', 'informed', 'problem', 'ca', 'marry', 'personal', 'family', 'situation', 'take', 'charge', 'pay', 'cost', 'provide', 'daughter', 'rest', 'life', 'additionally', 'girl', 'born', 'bequeath', 'ferrari', 'beach', 'house', 'two', 'retail', 'store', 'townhouse', 'beachfront', 'villa', 'bank', 'account', 'boy', 'born', 'legacy', 'couple', 'factory', 'bank', 'account', 'twin', 'receive', 'factory', 'however', 'miscarriage', 'suggest', 'point', 'father', 'remained', 'silent', 'place', 'hand', 'firmly', 'man', 'shoulder', 'tell', 'fuck', 'year', 'old', 'italian', 'girl', 'tell', 'mom', 'missed', 'period', 'two', 'month']",119
+"Scientists recently did a study on the effects the right side and left side of a brain had on counting.
+They first took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.
+
+ He says, ""2, 4, 6, 8, 10"".
+
+They put the left half back in and removed the right half, asking him to count to 10 again. 
+
+He says ""1, 3, 5, 7, 9"".
+
+Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain. They again asked him to count to 10 one more time.
+
+He says, ""Look. I'm great at counting to 10, ok? I love numbers and I have the best numbers. No one has better numbers than I do. My 4th grade math teacher - and let me tell you, she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time - my 4th grade math teacher said to me that I am the best counter she's ever seen. The best. So if you want me to count to 10, let me tell you I can count to 10 alright. That's no problem. I will do it. I will. And I will do it better than any has ever done it before, ok?""",4elnpl,26721,A new twist on an old joke.,"['scientist', 'recently', 'study', 'effect', 'right', 'side', 'left', 'side', 'brain', 'counting', 'first', 'took', 'left', 'half', 'man', 'brain', 'asked', 'count', 'say', 'put', 'left', 'half', 'back', 'removed', 'right', 'half', 'asking', 'count', 'say', 'finally', 'decided', 'go', 'removed', 'whole', 'brain', 'asked', 'count', 'one', 'time', 'say', 'look', 'great', 'counting', 'ok', 'love', 'number', 'best', 'number', 'one', 'better', 'number', 'grade', 'math', 'teacher', 'let', 'tell', 'best', 'smartest', 'math', 'teacher', 'country', 'time', 'grade', 'math', 'teacher', 'said', 'best', 'counter', 'ever', 'seen', 'best', 'want', 'count', 'let', 'tell', 'count', 'alright', 'problem', 'better', 'ever', 'done', 'ok']","['new', 'twist', 'old', 'joke']","['scientist', 'recently', 'study', 'effect', 'right', 'side', 'left', 'side', 'brain', 'counting', 'first', 'took', 'left', 'half', 'man', 'brain', 'asked', 'count', 'say', 'put', 'left', 'half', 'back', 'removed', 'right', 'half', 'asking', 'count', 'say', 'finally', 'decided', 'go', 'removed', 'whole', 'brain', 'asked', 'count', 'one', 'time', 'say', 'look', 'great', 'counting', 'ok', 'love', 'number', 'best', 'number', 'one', 'better', 'number', 'grade', 'math', 'teacher', 'let', 'tell', 'best', 'smartest', 'math', 'teacher', 'country', 'time', 'grade', 'math', 'teacher', 'said', 'best', 'counter', 'ever', 'seen', 'best', 'want', 'count', 'let', 'tell', 'count', 'alright', 'problem', 'better', 'ever', 'done', 'ok', 'new', 'twist', 'old', 'joke']",86
+So we can think about a solution in silence.,4gzfj0,26603,Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?,"['think', 'solution', 'silence']","['woman', 'child', 'evacuated', 'first', 'disaster']","['think', 'solution', 'silence', 'woman', 'child', 'evacuated', 'first', 'disaster']",8
+To beat the crowd.,51plu4,26514,Why do riot police like to get to work early?,"['beat', 'crowd']","['riot', 'police', 'like', 'get', 'work', 'early']","['beat', 'crowd', 'riot', 'police', 'like', 'get', 'work', 'early']",8
+Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary.,4ukfxr,26241,My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36.,"['completely', 'ruined', 'anniversary']","['girlfriend', 'father', 'called', 'pedophile']","['completely', 'ruined', 'anniversary', 'girlfriend', 'father', 'called', 'pedophile']",7
+"A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table.
+
+""Barkeep!"", he says, ""A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there."" 
+
+Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling back. The Nazi is not amused, goes back to the bar
+
+""Barkeep! I want to order a second round for everyone but him, and this time make it all top shelf"".
+
+Nazi looks again at the Jew, sees him STILL smiling back.
+
+""Is that Jew an idiot or what?""
+
+Bartender responds: ""Oh no my friend, that's the owner.""",5t4u3j,26011,A Nazi goes to a bar...,"['nazi', 'go', 'bar', 'look', 'around', 'see', 'orthodox', 'jew', 'sitting', 'nearby', 'table', 'barkeep', 'say', 'round', 'everyone', 'gentleman', 'right', 'everyone', 'bar', 'receives', 'cocktail', 'look', 'jew', 'notice', 'smiling', 'back', 'nazi', 'amused', 'go', 'back', 'bar', 'barkeep', 'want', 'order', 'second', 'round', 'everyone', 'time', 'make', 'top', 'shelf', 'nazi', 'look', 'jew', 'see', 'still', 'smiling', 'back', 'jew', 'idiot', 'bartender', 'responds', 'oh', 'friend', 'owner']","['nazi', 'go', 'bar']","['nazi', 'go', 'bar', 'look', 'around', 'see', 'orthodox', 'jew', 'sitting', 'nearby', 'table', 'barkeep', 'say', 'round', 'everyone', 'gentleman', 'right', 'everyone', 'bar', 'receives', 'cocktail', 'look', 'jew', 'notice', 'smiling', 'back', 'nazi', 'amused', 'go', 'back', 'bar', 'barkeep', 'want', 'order', 'second', 'round', 'everyone', 'time', 'make', 'top', 'shelf', 'nazi', 'look', 'jew', 'see', 'still', 'smiling', 'back', 'jew', 'idiot', 'bartender', 'responds', 'oh', 'friend', 'owner', 'nazi', 'go', 'bar']",58
+"A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ""Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.""
+The nun agreed...
+A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ""Sister, have you seen a soldier?""
+The nun replied, ""He went that way.""
+After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ""I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria.""
+The nun said, ""I understand completely.""
+The soldier added, ""I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!""
+The nun replied, ""If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either.""",5r86mm,25828,A soldier ran up to a nun,"['soldier', 'ran', 'nun', 'breath', 'asked', 'please', 'may', 'hide', 'skirt', 'explain', 'later', 'nun', 'agreed', 'moment', 'later', 'two', 'military', 'police', 'ran', 'asked', 'sister', 'seen', 'soldier', 'nun', 'replied', 'went', 'way', 'mp', 'ran', 'soldier', 'crawled', 'skirt', 'said', 'ca', 'thank', 'enough', 'sister', 'see', 'want', 'go', 'syria', 'nun', 'said', 'understand', 'completely', 'soldier', 'added', 'hope', 'rude', 'great', 'pair', 'leg', 'nun', 'replied', 'looked', 'little', 'higher', 'would', 'seen', 'great', 'pair', 'want', 'go', 'syria', 'either']","['soldier', 'ran', 'nun']","['soldier', 'ran', 'nun', 'breath', 'asked', 'please', 'may', 'hide', 'skirt', 'explain', 'later', 'nun', 'agreed', 'moment', 'later', 'two', 'military', 'police', 'ran', 'asked', 'sister', 'seen', 'soldier', 'nun', 'replied', 'went', 'way', 'mp', 'ran', 'soldier', 'crawled', 'skirt', 'said', 'ca', 'thank', 'enough', 'sister', 'see', 'want', 'go', 'syria', 'nun', 'said', 'understand', 'completely', 'soldier', 'added', 'hope', 'rude', 'great', 'pair', 'leg', 'nun', 'replied', 'looked', 'little', 'higher', 'would', 'seen', 'great', 'pair', 'want', 'go', 'syria', 'either', 'soldier', 'ran', 'nun']",68
+Whoops wrong sub,3ll81d,25824,TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once,"['whoop', 'wrong', 'sub']","['til', 'get', 'dishonorably', 'discharged', 'navy', 'boarding', 'wrong', 'vessel']","['whoop', 'wrong', 'sub', 'til', 'get', 'dishonorably', 'discharged', 'navy', 'boarding', 'wrong', 'vessel']",11
+"Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, ""You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!""
+
+His buddy looks at him and says, ""Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep.""",4mo4wl,25587,How bout a blowjob?,"['two', 'married', 'buddy', 'drinking', 'one', 'night', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'know', 'know', 'else', 'whenever', 'go', 'home', 'drinking', 'turn', 'headlight', 'get', 'driveway', 'shut', 'engine', 'coast', 'garage', 'take', 'shoe', 'go', 'house', 'sneak', 'stair', 'get', 'undressed', 'bathroom', 'ease', 'bed', 'wife', 'still', 'wake', 'yell', 'staying', 'late', 'buddy', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'obviously', 'taking', 'wrong', 'approach', 'screech', 'driveway', 'slam', 'door', 'storm', 'step', 'throw', 'shoe', 'closet', 'jump', 'bed', 'rub', 'hand', 'wife', 'as', 'say', 'blowjob', 'always', 'sound', 'asleep']","['bout', 'blowjob']","['two', 'married', 'buddy', 'drinking', 'one', 'night', 'one', 'turn', 'say', 'know', 'know', 'else', 'whenever', 'go', 'home', 'drinking', 'turn', 'headlight', 'get', 'driveway', 'shut', 'engine', 'coast', 'garage', 'take', 'shoe', 'go', 'house', 'sneak', 'stair', 'get', 'undressed', 'bathroom', 'ease', 'bed', 'wife', 'still', 'wake', 'yell', 'staying', 'late', 'buddy', 'look', 'say', 'well', 'obviously', 'taking', 'wrong', 'approach', 'screech', 'driveway', 'slam', 'door', 'storm', 'step', 'throw', 'shoe', 'closet', 'jump', 'bed', 'rub', 'hand', 'wife', 'as', 'say', 'blowjob', 'always', 'sound', 'asleep', 'bout', 'blowjob']",71
+Kinda like yo momma.,5rx2qm,25454,"Every ""yo momma"" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.","['kinda', 'like', 'yo', 'momma']","['every', 'yo', 'momma', 'joke', 'done', 'thousand', 'time', 'thousand', 'different', 'people']","['kinda', 'like', 'yo', 'momma', 'every', 'yo', 'momma', 'joke', 'done', 'thousand', 'time', 'thousand', 'different', 'people']",14
+"She decides to report it to the pilot immediately.  
+
+""Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!  The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!""
+
+The pilot responds, ""Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One...""",5sjkgb,25160,A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...,"['decides', 'report', 'pilot', 'immediately', 'sir', 'think', 'case', 'human', 'trafficking', 'female', 'passenger', 'look', 'pretty', 'frightened', 'man', 'look', 'dangerous', 'pilot', 'responds', 'patricia', 'told', 'air', 'force', 'one']","['flight', 'attendant', 'see', 'suspicious', 'couple', 'board']","['decides', 'report', 'pilot', 'immediately', 'sir', 'think', 'case', 'human', 'trafficking', 'female', 'passenger', 'look', 'pretty', 'frightened', 'man', 'look', 'dangerous', 'pilot', 'responds', 'patricia', 'told', 'air', 'force', 'one', 'flight', 'attendant', 'see', 'suspicious', 'couple', 'board']",30
+"""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house.""
+
+So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. 
+
+- What the hell did she mean?",5qn4zn,24815,My girlfriend left a note on the fridge,"['working', 'going', 'mum', 'house', 'opened', 'fridge', 'door', 'light', 'came', 'juice', 'cold', 'hell', 'mean']","['girlfriend', 'left', 'note', 'fridge']","['working', 'going', 'mum', 'house', 'opened', 'fridge', 'door', 'light', 'came', 'juice', 'cold', 'hell', 'mean', 'girlfriend', 'left', 'note', 'fridge']",17
+"...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
+
+The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
+
+The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'
+
+The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
+
+The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'
+",4jt3s9,24745,"An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...","['sharing', 'compartment', 'train', 'wind', 'way', 'alp', 'every', 'train', 'pass', 'tunnel', 'time', 'compartment', 'plunged', 'complete', 'darkness', 'one', 'occasion', 'ringing', 'slap', 'heard', 'train', 'pass', 'back', 'daylight', 'frenchman', 'rubbing', 'sore', 'red', 'cheek', 'brunette', 'think', 'bet', 'dirty', 'frenchman', 'fondled', 'blonde', 'struck', 'pervert', 'blonde', 'think', 'bet', 'filthy', 'frenchman', 'looking', 'grope', 'dark', 'mistook', 'dowdy', 'brunette', 'slapped', 'beast', 'frenchman', 'think', 'bet', 'perfidious', 'englishman', 'touched', 'blonde', 'dark', 'slapped', 'mistake', 'englishman', 'think', 'ca', 'wait', 'another', 'tunnel', 'slap', 'french', 'twat']","['englishman', 'frenchman', 'ravishing', 'blonde', 'homely', 'brunette']","['sharing', 'compartment', 'train', 'wind', 'way', 'alp', 'every', 'train', 'pass', 'tunnel', 'time', 'compartment', 'plunged', 'complete', 'darkness', 'one', 'occasion', 'ringing', 'slap', 'heard', 'train', 'pass', 'back', 'daylight', 'frenchman', 'rubbing', 'sore', 'red', 'cheek', 'brunette', 'think', 'bet', 'dirty', 'frenchman', 'fondled', 'blonde', 'struck', 'pervert', 'blonde', 'think', 'bet', 'filthy', 'frenchman', 'looking', 'grope', 'dark', 'mistook', 'dowdy', 'brunette', 'slapped', 'beast', 'frenchman', 'think', 'bet', 'perfidious', 'englishman', 'touched', 'blonde', 'dark', 'slapped', 'mistake', 'englishman', 'think', 'ca', 'wait', 'another', 'tunnel', 'slap', 'french', 'twat', 'englishman', 'frenchman', 'ravishing', 'blonde', 'homely', 'brunette']",76
+"They got tired of people pretending to be Ash. 
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Edit: Wow thank you for the gold mates! Hopefully none of you Jews will try to steal it from me... kidding.
+
+For those of you who were offended... please try to take it easy. It's a joke. You should find humor in everything. Life's more fun that way. ",4st4cc,24686,Did you hear that Auschwitz had to ask visitors to stop playing Pokemon Go?,"['got', 'tired', 'people', 'pretending', 'ash', 'edit', 'wow', 'thank', 'gold', 'mate', 'hopefully', 'none', 'jew', 'try', 'steal', 'kidding', 'offended', 'please', 'try', 'take', 'easy', 'joke', 'find', 'humor', 'everything', 'life', 'fun', 'way']","['hear', 'auschwitz', 'ask', 'visitor', 'stop', 'playing', 'pokemon', 'go']","['got', 'tired', 'people', 'pretending', 'ash', 'edit', 'wow', 'thank', 'gold', 'mate', 'hopefully', 'none', 'jew', 'try', 'steal', 'kidding', 'offended', 'please', 'try', 'take', 'easy', 'joke', 'find', 'humor', 'everything', 'life', 'fun', 'way', 'hear', 'auschwitz', 'ask', 'visitor', 'stop', 'playing', 'pokemon', 'go']",36
+Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins',5q6xuu,24610,I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters..,"['apparently', 'correct', 'term', 'twin']","['pissed', 'two', 'men', 'today', 'referred', 'hipster']","['apparently', 'correct', 'term', 'twin', 'pissed', 'two', 'men', 'today', 'referred', 'hipster']",10
+"An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
+""Bartender!"" he says, nodding at the Jew, ""A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!""
+Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
+The [anti-semite!](http://www.afterfeed.com/story/detail/13350/14-epic-jokes-by-chandler-bing-from-friends-that-will-make-hole-in-your-belly) looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
+The Jew smiles back.
+The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.
+""Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!""
+He looks directly at the Jew and adds, ""Everyone except the Jew.""
+The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.
+Furious, the anti-semite says, ""Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?""
+""Oh no, sir, he's the owner.""",4wk06e,24521,An anti-semite goes to a bar,"['drinking', 'bar', 'notice', 'jew', 'sitting', 'table', 'nearby', 'like', 'bartender', 'say', 'nodding', 'jew', 'round', 'good', 'stuff', 'everyone', 'except', 'everyone', 'happily', 'receives', 'glass', 'premium', 'scotch', 'http', 'look', 'jew', 'smug', 'grin', 'jew', 'smile', 'back', 'loses', 'satisfied', 'expression', 'bartender', 'give', 'everyone', 'drink', 'finest', 'plus', 'appetizer', 'look', 'directly', 'jew', 'add', 'everyone', 'except', 'jew', 'jewish', 'man', 'look', 'smile', 'furious', 'say', 'jew', 'stupid', 'pretending', 'oh', 'sir', 'owner']","['go', 'bar']","['drinking', 'bar', 'notice', 'jew', 'sitting', 'table', 'nearby', 'like', 'bartender', 'say', 'nodding', 'jew', 'round', 'good', 'stuff', 'everyone', 'except', 'everyone', 'happily', 'receives', 'glass', 'premium', 'scotch', 'http', 'look', 'jew', 'smug', 'grin', 'jew', 'smile', 'back', 'loses', 'satisfied', 'expression', 'bartender', 'give', 'everyone', 'drink', 'finest', 'plus', 'appetizer', 'look', 'directly', 'jew', 'add', 'everyone', 'except', 'jew', 'jewish', 'man', 'look', 'smile', 'furious', 'say', 'jew', 'stupid', 'pretending', 'oh', 'sir', 'owner', 'go', 'bar']",62
+"Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.",5smhxt,24226,These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon,"['respect', 'least', 'wait', 'take', 'place']","['bowling', 'green', 'massacre', 'joke', 'soon']","['respect', 'least', 'wait', 'take', 'place', 'bowling', 'green', 'massacre', 'joke', 'soon']",10
+"""Jump in, I'll give you a lift home"" I said.
+""Fuck off"" he shouted back.
+""What an ungrateful little cunt"" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.",4fbjvk,24065,I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop,"['jump', 'give', 'lift', 'home', 'said', 'fuck', 'shouted', 'back', 'ungrateful', 'little', 'cunt', 'thought', 'zipped', 'backpack', 'continued', 'walk']","['saw', 'dwarf', 'neighbor', 'bus', 'stop']","['jump', 'give', 'lift', 'home', 'said', 'fuck', 'shouted', 'back', 'ungrateful', 'little', 'cunt', 'thought', 'zipped', 'backpack', 'continued', 'walk', 'saw', 'dwarf', 'neighbor', 'bus', 'stop']",21
+"Father : ""That's great son. Who is she?""
+
+Son: ""It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter"".
+
+Father : ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you
+must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.""
+
+The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
+
+Son : ""Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!""
+
+Father : ""That's great son. Who is she?""
+
+Son: ""It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter.""
+
+Father : ""Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister.""
+
+This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother
+crying.
+
+Son : ""Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!""
+
+The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
+
+""My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your
+Father.""!!!
+",5tghsf,23968,"Son : ""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!""","['father', 'great', 'son', 'son', 'tina', 'neighbor', 'daughter', 'father', 'ohhh', 'wish', 'said', 'tell', 'u', 'something', 'son', 'must', 'promise', 'tell', 'actually', 'sister', 'boy', 'naturally', 'bummed', 'couple', 'month', 'later', 'son', 'daddy', 'fell', 'love', 'even', 'hotter', 'father', 'great', 'son', 'son', 'peny', 'neighbor', 'daughter', 'father', 'ohhhh', 'wish', 'said', 'peny', 'also', 'sister', 'went', 'couple', 'time', 'son', 'mad', 'went', 'straight', 'mother', 'cry', 'son', 'mum', 'mad', 'dad', 'fell', 'love', 'six', 'girl', 'ca', 'date', 'daddy', 'father', 'mother', 'hug', 'affectionately', 'say', 'love', 'date', 'whoever', 'want', 'listen']","['son', 'daddy', 'fell', 'love', 'want', 'date', 'awesome', 'girl']","['father', 'great', 'son', 'son', 'tina', 'neighbor', 'daughter', 'father', 'ohhh', 'wish', 'said', 'tell', 'u', 'something', 'son', 'must', 'promise', 'tell', 'actually', 'sister', 'boy', 'naturally', 'bummed', 'couple', 'month', 'later', 'son', 'daddy', 'fell', 'love', 'even', 'hotter', 'father', 'great', 'son', 'son', 'peny', 'neighbor', 'daughter', 'father', 'ohhhh', 'wish', 'said', 'peny', 'also', 'sister', 'went', 'couple', 'time', 'son', 'mad', 'went', 'straight', 'mother', 'cry', 'son', 'mum', 'mad', 'dad', 'fell', 'love', 'six', 'girl', 'ca', 'date', 'daddy', 'father', 'mother', 'hug', 'affectionately', 'say', 'love', 'date', 'whoever', 'want', 'listen', 'son', 'daddy', 'fell', 'love', 'want', 'date', 'awesome', 'girl']",84
+C,3rw2du,23943,Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes,['c'],"['open', 'letter', 'mod']","['c', 'open', 'letter', 'mod']",4
+"Oranges have thick skin.
+
+Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
+
+Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!",4vqjp2,23922,What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?,"['orange', 'thick', 'skin', 'let', 'downvotes', 'fly', 'people', 'got', 'one', 'edit', 'expect', 'joke', 'get', 'good', 'reception', 'thanks', 'guy']","['difference', 'donald', 'piece', 'fruit']","['orange', 'thick', 'skin', 'let', 'downvotes', 'fly', 'people', 'got', 'one', 'edit', 'expect', 'joke', 'get', 'good', 'reception', 'thanks', 'guy', 'difference', 'donald', 'piece', 'fruit']",21
+"But when I do, he laughs
+",4zck28,23481,I don't always tell dad jokes,['laugh'],"['always', 'tell', 'dad', 'joke']","['laugh', 'always', 'tell', 'dad', 'joke']",5
+"Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.",4pqu2j,23363,The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.,"['britain', 'lead', 'america', 'trump', 'card']","['united', 'state', 'britain', 'competition', 'fuck']","['britain', 'lead', 'america', 'trump', 'card', 'united', 'state', 'britain', 'competition', 'fuck']",10
+A bad joke timing,4o9g4b,23199,What's the difference between a good joke and,"['bad', 'joke', 'timing']","['difference', 'good', 'joke']","['bad', 'joke', 'timing', 'difference', 'good', 'joke']",6
+"She said ""Yes!"". I said ""Good, because I'm breaking up with you.""
+
+Edit: Front page! Hi mom.
+
+Thanks for the gold you amazing stranger, you.",4hmfy8,23090,I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.,"['said', 'yes', 'said', 'good', 'breaking', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'hi', 'mom', 'thanks', 'gold', 'amazing', 'stranger']","['asked', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'day', 'eating', 'ice', 'cream', 'hanging', 'girl', 'friend']","['said', 'yes', 'said', 'good', 'breaking', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'hi', 'mom', 'thanks', 'gold', 'amazing', 'stranger', 'asked', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'day', 'eating', 'ice', 'cream', 'hanging', 'girl', 'friend']",24
+"""Please Get Out The Pool""",4w1wce,23005,How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?,"['please', 'get', 'pool']","['get', 'drunk', 'canadian', 'pool']","['please', 'get', 'pool', 'get', 'drunk', 'canadian', 'pool']",7
+"...on a plane. Let's call them Steve and Bill.
+
+""Dude, what if we had sex?"" asks Steve.
+
+""You crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it...""
+
+""Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!""
+
+Steve stands up and asks loudly:
+
+""Could I have a pencil, please?""
+
+Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.
+
+""They really wouldn't care then, would they?"" says Bill.
+
+So Steve and Bill have wild sex on the plane.
+
+Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.
+
+""Sir, you should've asked for a bag!""
+
+""I didn't dare"" whispers the old man. ""A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass...""",3j35xh,22902,Two gay men are travelling...,"['plane', 'let', 'call', 'steve', 'bill', 'dude', 'sex', 'asks', 'steve', 'crazy', 'plane', 'would', 'awkward', 'everyone', 'would', 'watch', 'u', 'man', 'nobody', 'even', 'paying', 'attention', 'anything', 'look', 'steve', 'stand', 'asks', 'loudly', 'could', 'pencil', 'please', 'nobody', 'give', 'damn', 'everyone', 'sleeping', 'reading', 'looking', 'window', 'etc', 'really', 'would', 'care', 'would', 'say', 'bill', 'steve', 'bill', 'wild', 'sex', 'plane', 'later', 'plane', 'arrives', 'airport', 'people', 'leaving', 'stewardess', 'see', 'old', 'man', 'threw', 'shirt', 'even', 'pant', 'soaking', 'filth', 'sir', 'asked', 'bag', 'dare', 'whisper', 'old', 'man', 'row', 'ahead', 'saw', 'man', 'asking', 'pencil', 'got', 'fucked', 'as']","['two', 'gay', 'men', 'travelling']","['plane', 'let', 'call', 'steve', 'bill', 'dude', 'sex', 'asks', 'steve', 'crazy', 'plane', 'would', 'awkward', 'everyone', 'would', 'watch', 'u', 'man', 'nobody', 'even', 'paying', 'attention', 'anything', 'look', 'steve', 'stand', 'asks', 'loudly', 'could', 'pencil', 'please', 'nobody', 'give', 'damn', 'everyone', 'sleeping', 'reading', 'looking', 'window', 'etc', 'really', 'would', 'care', 'would', 'say', 'bill', 'steve', 'bill', 'wild', 'sex', 'plane', 'later', 'plane', 'arrives', 'airport', 'people', 'leaving', 'stewardess', 'see', 'old', 'man', 'threw', 'shirt', 'even', 'pant', 'soaking', 'filth', 'sir', 'asked', 'bag', 'dare', 'whisper', 'old', 'man', 'row', 'ahead', 'saw', 'man', 'asking', 'pencil', 'got', 'fucked', 'as', 'two', 'gay', 'men', 'travelling']",87
+"A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
+
+Nothing was moving.
+
+Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
+The driver rolls down the window and asks, ""What's going on?""
+
+""Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
+
+We are going from car to car, collecting donations.""
+
+""How much is everyone giving, on an average?"" the driver asks.
+
+The man replies, ""Roughly a gallon.""",3eft1l,22681,Congress gets kidnapped,"['driver', 'stuck', 'traffic', 'jam', 'highway', 'outside', 'washington', 'dc', 'nothing', 'moving', 'suddenly', 'man', 'knock', 'window', 'driver', 'roll', 'window', 'asks', 'going', 'terrorist', 'kidnapped', 'entire', 'u', 'congress', 'asking', 'million', 'dollar', 'ransom', 'otherwise', 'going', 'douse', 'gasoline', 'set', 'fire', 'going', 'car', 'car', 'collecting', 'donation', 'much', 'everyone', 'giving', 'average', 'driver', 'asks', 'man', 'reply', 'roughly', 'gallon']","['congress', 'get', 'kidnapped']","['driver', 'stuck', 'traffic', 'jam', 'highway', 'outside', 'washington', 'dc', 'nothing', 'moving', 'suddenly', 'man', 'knock', 'window', 'driver', 'roll', 'window', 'asks', 'going', 'terrorist', 'kidnapped', 'entire', 'u', 'congress', 'asking', 'million', 'dollar', 'ransom', 'otherwise', 'going', 'douse', 'gasoline', 'set', 'fire', 'going', 'car', 'car', 'collecting', 'donation', 'much', 'everyone', 'giving', 'average', 'driver', 'asks', 'man', 'reply', 'roughly', 'gallon', 'congress', 'get', 'kidnapped']",52
+"Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
+The devil asks them, ""What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?""
+
+The two guys reply, ""Well, you know, we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know.""
+
+The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning, he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in their parkas, mittens and hats.
+The devil asks them again, ""It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?""
+
+Again, the guys reply, ""Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy to warm up a little bit, you know.""
+
+The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer. The devil is astonished. ""Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you seem to be enjoying yourselves.""
+
+The two Michiganders reply, ""Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Michigan, we've just got to have a cookout when the weather is this nice.""
+
+The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with an answer. These two love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. He decides to turn all the heat in hell off.
+
+The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, the people are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
+The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Michiganders. He finds them back in their parkas, mittens and hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.
+The devil was dumbfounded. ""I don't understand. When I turn the heat up, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold, and you're happy. What is wrong with you two?""
+
+The Michiganders look at the devil in surprise. ""Well, don't ya know - if hell froze over, that must mean. The Lions won the Super Bowl!""
+",4ub66q,22585,Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.,"['two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'die', 'wake', 'hell', 'next', 'day', 'devil', 'stop', 'check', 'see', 'dressed', 'parka', 'mitten', 'bomber', 'hat', 'warming', 'around', 'fire', 'devil', 'asks', 'hot', 'enough', 'two', 'guy', 'reply', 'well', 'know', 'michigan', 'land', 'ice', 'snow', 'cold', 'happy', 'chance', 'warm', 'bit', 'know', 'devil', 'decides', 'two', 'miserable', 'enough', 'turn', 'heat', 'next', 'morning', 'stop', 'still', 'dressed', 'parka', 'mitten', 'hat', 'devil', 'asks', 'awfully', 'hot', 'ca', 'guy', 'feel', 'guy', 'reply', 'well', 'like', 'told', 'yesterday', 'michigan', 'land', 'ice', 'snow', 'cold', 'happy', 'warm', 'little', 'bit', 'know', 'devil', 'get', 'little', 'steamed', 'decides', 'fix', 'two', 'guy', 'crank', 'heat', 'high', 'go', 'people', 'wailing', 'screaming', 'everywhere', 'stop', 'room', 'two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'find', 'light', 'jacket', 'hat', 'grilling', 'sausage', 'drinking', 'beer', 'devil', 'astonished', 'everyone', 'abject', 'misery', 'seem', 'enjoying', 'two', 'michigander', 'reply', 'well', 'ya', 'know', 'get', 'much', 'warm', 'weather', 'michigan', 'got', 'cookout', 'weather', 'nice', 'devil', 'absolutely', 'furious', 'hardly', 'see', 'straight', 'finally', 'come', 'answer', 'two', 'love', 'heat', 'cold', 'life', 'decides', 'turn', 'heat', 'hell', 'next', 'morning', 'temperature', 'zero', 'icicle', 'hanging', 'everywhere', 'people', 'shivering', 'bad', 'unable', 'wail', 'moan', 'gnash', 'teeth', 'devil', 'smile', 'head', 'room', 'michigander', 'find', 'back', 'parka', 'mitten', 'hat', 'jumping', 'cheering', 'devil', 'dumbfounded', 'understand', 'turn', 'heat', 'happy', 'freezing', 'cold', 'happy', 'wrong', 'two', 'michigander', 'look', 'devil', 'surprise', 'well', 'ya', 'know', 'hell', 'froze', 'must', 'mean', 'lion', 'super', 'bowl']","['two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'die', 'wake', 'hell']","['two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'die', 'wake', 'hell', 'next', 'day', 'devil', 'stop', 'check', 'see', 'dressed', 'parka', 'mitten', 'bomber', 'hat', 'warming', 'around', 'fire', 'devil', 'asks', 'hot', 'enough', 'two', 'guy', 'reply', 'well', 'know', 'michigan', 'land', 'ice', 'snow', 'cold', 'happy', 'chance', 'warm', 'bit', 'know', 'devil', 'decides', 'two', 'miserable', 'enough', 'turn', 'heat', 'next', 'morning', 'stop', 'still', 'dressed', 'parka', 'mitten', 'hat', 'devil', 'asks', 'awfully', 'hot', 'ca', 'guy', 'feel', 'guy', 'reply', 'well', 'like', 'told', 'yesterday', 'michigan', 'land', 'ice', 'snow', 'cold', 'happy', 'warm', 'little', 'bit', 'know', 'devil', 'get', 'little', 'steamed', 'decides', 'fix', 'two', 'guy', 'crank', 'heat', 'high', 'go', 'people', 'wailing', 'screaming', 'everywhere', 'stop', 'room', 'two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'find', 'light', 'jacket', 'hat', 'grilling', 'sausage', 'drinking', 'beer', 'devil', 'astonished', 'everyone', 'abject', 'misery', 'seem', 'enjoying', 'two', 'michigander', 'reply', 'well', 'ya', 'know', 'get', 'much', 'warm', 'weather', 'michigan', 'got', 'cookout', 'weather', 'nice', 'devil', 'absolutely', 'furious', 'hardly', 'see', 'straight', 'finally', 'come', 'answer', 'two', 'love', 'heat', 'cold', 'life', 'decides', 'turn', 'heat', 'hell', 'next', 'morning', 'temperature', 'zero', 'icicle', 'hanging', 'everywhere', 'people', 'shivering', 'bad', 'unable', 'wail', 'moan', 'gnash', 'teeth', 'devil', 'smile', 'head', 'room', 'michigander', 'find', 'back', 'parka', 'mitten', 'hat', 'jumping', 'cheering', 'devil', 'dumbfounded', 'understand', 'turn', 'heat', 'happy', 'freezing', 'cold', 'happy', 'wrong', 'two', 'michigander', 'look', 'devil', 'surprise', 'well', 'ya', 'know', 'hell', 'froze', 'must', 'mean', 'lion', 'super', 'bowl', 'two', 'guy', 'michigan', 'die', 'wake', 'hell']",204
+"""Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up"".
+
+Sure, they said, you’re welcome.
+
+So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
+
+""What do you do for a living?""
+
+I’m a hit man,"" was the reply.
+
+""You're joking!” was the response.
+
+""No, I'm not,"" he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. ""Here are my tools.""
+
+That's a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend, ""Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here"".
+
+So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.
+
+""Yeah, I can see my house all right. ""This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom"".
+
+""Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!! The bitch!""
+
+He turned to the hit man. “How much do you charge for a hit?""
+
+""I'll do a flat rate, for you: One thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.""
+
+""Can you do two for me now?""
+
+“Sure, what do you want?”
+
+""First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.""
+
+The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
+
+“Are you gonna do it or not?"" asked the friend impatiently.
+
+""Just be patient,"" said the hit man calmly . . . . . 
+""I think I can save ya a grand here.""
+
+
+EDIT: Thank you kind stranger for the gold. It's my first and I really appreciate it!",4q9qjz,22564,Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them.,"['mind', 'join', 'partner', 'turn', 'sure', 'said', 'welcome', 'started', 'playing', 'enjoyed', 'game', 'company', 'newcomer', 'part', 'way', 'around', 'course', 'one', 'friend', 'asked', 'newcomer', 'living', 'hit', 'man', 'reply', 'joking', 'response', 'said', 'reaching', 'golf', 'bag', 'pulling', 'beautiful', 'martini', 'sniper', 'rifle', 'large', 'telescopic', 'sight', 'tool', 'beautiful', 'telescopic', 'sight', 'said', 'friend', 'take', 'look', 'think', 'might', 'able', 'see', 'house', 'picked', 'rifle', 'looked', 'sight', 'direction', 'house', 'yeah', 'see', 'house', 'right', 'sight', 'fantastic', 'see', 'right', 'window', 'wow', 'see', 'wife', 'bedroom', 'ha', 'ha', 'see', 'naked', 'wait', 'minute', 'neighbor', 'naked', 'bitch', 'turned', 'hit', 'man', 'much', 'charge', 'hit', 'flat', 'rate', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'every', 'time', 'pull', 'trigger', 'two', 'sure', 'want', 'first', 'shoot', 'wife', 'always', 'mouthy', 'shoot', 'mouth', 'neighbor', 'supposed', 'friend', 'mine', 'shoot', 'dick', 'teach', 'lesson', 'hit', 'man', 'took', 'rifle', 'took', 'aim', 'standing', 'perfectly', 'still', 'minute', 'gon', 'na', 'asked', 'friend', 'impatiently', 'patient', 'said', 'hit', 'man', 'calmly', 'think', 'save', 'ya', 'grand', 'edit', 'thank', 'kind', 'stranger', 'gold', 'first', 'really', 'appreciate']","['two', 'old', 'friend', 'tee', 'first', 'hole', 'local', 'golf', 'course', 'guy', 'carrying', 'golf', 'bag', 'called']","['mind', 'join', 'partner', 'turn', 'sure', 'said', 'welcome', 'started', 'playing', 'enjoyed', 'game', 'company', 'newcomer', 'part', 'way', 'around', 'course', 'one', 'friend', 'asked', 'newcomer', 'living', 'hit', 'man', 'reply', 'joking', 'response', 'said', 'reaching', 'golf', 'bag', 'pulling', 'beautiful', 'martini', 'sniper', 'rifle', 'large', 'telescopic', 'sight', 'tool', 'beautiful', 'telescopic', 'sight', 'said', 'friend', 'take', 'look', 'think', 'might', 'able', 'see', 'house', 'picked', 'rifle', 'looked', 'sight', 'direction', 'house', 'yeah', 'see', 'house', 'right', 'sight', 'fantastic', 'see', 'right', 'window', 'wow', 'see', 'wife', 'bedroom', 'ha', 'ha', 'see', 'naked', 'wait', 'minute', 'neighbor', 'naked', 'bitch', 'turned', 'hit', 'man', 'much', 'charge', 'hit', 'flat', 'rate', 'one', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'every', 'time', 'pull', 'trigger', 'two', 'sure', 'want', 'first', 'shoot', 'wife', 'always', 'mouthy', 'shoot', 'mouth', 'neighbor', 'supposed', 'friend', 'mine', 'shoot', 'dick', 'teach', 'lesson', 'hit', 'man', 'took', 'rifle', 'took', 'aim', 'standing', 'perfectly', 'still', 'minute', 'gon', 'na', 'asked', 'friend', 'impatiently', 'patient', 'said', 'hit', 'man', 'calmly', 'think', 'save', 'ya', 'grand', 'edit', 'thank', 'kind', 'stranger', 'gold', 'first', 'really', 'appreciate', 'two', 'old', 'friend', 'tee', 'first', 'hole', 'local', 'golf', 'course', 'guy', 'carrying', 'golf', 'bag', 'called']",159
+Probably because Mexico has more aliens,5tk1na,22322,"Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion","['probably', 'mexico', 'alien']","['trump', 'wall', 'cost', 'billion', 'nasa', 'budget', 'billion']","['probably', 'mexico', 'alien', 'trump', 'wall', 'cost', 'billion', 'nasa', 'budget', 'billion']",10
+"Man, I hate babies.
+
+EDIT: Paraphrased from an old Doug Stanhope joke. [Check him out](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaFZrxlPwWs), he's a great comic. One of the greatest.",51xayk,22248,"4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!","['man', 'hate', 'baby', 'edit', 'paraphrased', 'old', 'doug', 'stanhope', 'joke', 'check', 'http', 'great', 'comic', 'one', 'greatest']","['million', 'people', 'enter', 'country', 'every', 'year', 'uneducated', 'unskilled', 'contribute', 'nothing', 'burden', 'honest', 'hardworking', 'american', 'government', 'nothing', 'stop', 'mention', 'dirty', 'smell', 'bad', 'even', 'speak', 'english']","['man', 'hate', 'baby', 'edit', 'paraphrased', 'old', 'doug', 'stanhope', 'joke', 'check', 'http', 'great', 'comic', 'one', 'greatest', 'million', 'people', 'enter', 'country', 'every', 'year', 'uneducated', 'unskilled', 'contribute', 'nothing', 'burden', 'honest', 'hardworking', 'american', 'government', 'nothing', 'stop', 'mention', 'dirty', 'smell', 'bad', 'even', 'speak', 'english']",39
+There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.,50dxt6,22192,What do the twin towers and genders have in common?,"['used', 'two', 'offensive', 'talk']","['twin', 'tower', 'gender', 'common']","['used', 'two', 'offensive', 'talk', 'twin', 'tower', 'gender', 'common']",8
+"The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
+
+""Well,"" he said, ""I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's ""the"" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.""
+
+The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
+
+Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parent's. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
+
+The girl leans over and says, ""You never told me that you were such a religious person."" 
+
+He leans over to her and whispers, ""You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.""",52qbz9,22113,A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms,"['pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist']","['young', 'man', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'condom']","['pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist', 'young', 'man', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'condom']",75
+"""Don't worry about that,"" says St. Peter, ""it's only someone having the 
+holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."" 
+
+The old lady looks a 
+little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
+
+Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams ""Oh my God,"" 
+says the old lady, ""now what is happening?"" 
+
+""Not to worry,"" says St. Peter, ""She's just having her head drilled 
+to fit the halo."" 
+
+""I can't do this,"" says the old lady, ""I'm going to hell."" 
+
+""You can't go there,"" says St. Peter. ""You'll be raped and sodomized."" 
+
+""Maybe so,"" says the old lady, ""but I've already got the holes for that.",4p2mjn,22000,An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.,"['worry', 'say', 'peter', 'someone', 'hole', 'put', 'shoulder', 'blade', 'wing', 'old', 'lady', 'look', 'little', 'uncomfortable', 'carry', 'conversation', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'oh', 'god', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'happening', 'worry', 'say', 'peter', 'head', 'drilled', 'fit', 'halo', 'ca', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'going', 'hell', 'ca', 'go', 'say', 'peter', 'raped', 'sodomized', 'maybe', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'already', 'got', 'hole']","['old', 'lady', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven', 'chatting', 'pearly', 'gate', 'sudden', 'hears', 'awful', 'bloodcurdling', 'scream']","['worry', 'say', 'peter', 'someone', 'hole', 'put', 'shoulder', 'blade', 'wing', 'old', 'lady', 'look', 'little', 'uncomfortable', 'carry', 'conversation', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'oh', 'god', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'happening', 'worry', 'say', 'peter', 'head', 'drilled', 'fit', 'halo', 'ca', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'going', 'hell', 'ca', 'go', 'say', 'peter', 'raped', 'sodomized', 'maybe', 'say', 'old', 'lady', 'already', 'got', 'hole', 'old', 'lady', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven', 'chatting', 'pearly', 'gate', 'sudden', 'hears', 'awful', 'bloodcurdling', 'scream']",67
+What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4,3sodvg,21928,My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games,"['ridiculous', 'thing', 'fallout']","['girlfriend', 'dumped', 'talking', 'much', 'video', 'game']","['ridiculous', 'thing', 'fallout', 'girlfriend', 'dumped', 'talking', 'much', 'video', 'game']",9
+"The first orders a beer...
+The second orders half a beer...
+The third orders one quarter of a beer...
+The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...
+
+The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies ""cmon guys, know your limits.""",4zybwe,21844,An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...,"['first', 'order', 'beer', 'second', 'order', 'half', 'beer', 'third', 'order', 'one', 'quarter', 'beer', 'fourth', 'order', 'one', 'eighth', 'beer', 'bartender', 'pours', 'two', 'beer', 'entire', 'group', 'reply', 'cmon', 'guy', 'know', 'limit']","['infinite', 'number', 'mathematician', 'walk', 'bar']","['first', 'order', 'beer', 'second', 'order', 'half', 'beer', 'third', 'order', 'one', 'quarter', 'beer', 'fourth', 'order', 'one', 'eighth', 'beer', 'bartender', 'pours', 'two', 'beer', 'entire', 'group', 'reply', 'cmon', 'guy', 'know', 'limit', 'infinite', 'number', 'mathematician', 'walk', 'bar']",33
+"Dear Sir/Ma'am
+
+We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
+
+1. Illegal Downloading
+",48m1su,21498,What is a pirate's least favorite letter?,"['dear', 'cutting', 'internet', 'connection', 'due', 'following', 'reason', 'illegal', 'downloading']","['pirate', 'least', 'favorite', 'letter']","['dear', 'cutting', 'internet', 'connection', 'due', 'following', 'reason', 'illegal', 'downloading', 'pirate', 'least', 'favorite', 'letter']",13
+"""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.""",4yp0ex,21482,"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital...""","['peter', 'doctor', 'year', 'please', 'stop', 'starting', 'every', 'phone', 'conversation']","['mom', 'freak', 'hospital']","['peter', 'doctor', 'year', 'please', 'stop', 'starting', 'every', 'phone', 'conversation', 'mom', 'freak', 'hospital']",12
+"The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?""
+
+Cashier: ""Because you're ugly.""",4hj06f,21409,"A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single.""","['man', 'answer', 'wow', 'know', 'cashier', 'ugly']","['man', 'buying', 'banana', 'apple', 'two', 'egg', 'female', 'cashier', 'say', 'must', 'single']","['man', 'answer', 'wow', 'know', 'cashier', 'ugly', 'man', 'buying', 'banana', 'apple', 'two', 'egg', 'female', 'cashier', 'say', 'must', 'single']",17
+"So I took off her shirt.  
+Then she said, ""Take off my skirt.""  
+I took off her skirt.  
+""Take off my shoes."" I took off her shoes.  
+""Now take off my bra and panties.""  
+and so I took them off.  
+
+Then she looked at me and said, ""I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again.""",4ifqig,21333,My sister asked me to take off her clothes,"['took', 'shirt', 'said', 'take', 'skirt', 'took', 'skirt', 'take', 'shoe', 'took', 'shoe', 'take', 'bra', 'panty', 'took', 'looked', 'said', 'want', 'catch', 'wearing', 'thing', 'ever']","['sister', 'asked', 'take', 'clothes']","['took', 'shirt', 'said', 'take', 'skirt', 'took', 'skirt', 'take', 'shoe', 'took', 'shoe', 'take', 'bra', 'panty', 'took', 'looked', 'said', 'want', 'catch', 'wearing', 'thing', 'ever', 'sister', 'asked', 'take', 'clothes']",26
+"A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
+
+WIFE: ""What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Definitely not!""
+
+WIFE: ""Why not? Don't you like being married?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Of course I do..""
+
+WIFE: ""Then why wouldn't you remarry? ""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Okay, okay, I'd get married again.""
+
+WIFE: ""You would?"" (with a hurt look)
+
+HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
+
+WIFE: ""Would you live in our house?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Sure, it's a great house.""
+
+WIFE: ""Would you sleep with her in our bed?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Where else would we sleep?""
+
+WIFE: ""Would you let her drive my car?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""Probably, it is almost new.""
+
+WIFE: ""Would you replace my pictures with hers?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""That would seem like the proper thing to do.""
+
+WIFE: ""Would you give her my jewellery?""
+
+HUSBAND: ""No, I'm sure she'd want her own.""
+
+WIFE: ""Would you take her golfing with you?
+
+HUSBAND: ""Yes, those are always good times.""
+
+WIFE: ""Would she use my clubs?
+
+HUSBAND: ""No, she's left-handed.""
+
+WIFE: -- silence --
+
+HUSBAND: ""Shit.""
+",5s74fh,21263,Would you remarry if I die?,"['husband', 'wife', 'sitting', 'quietly', 'bed', 'reading', 'wife', 'look', 'asks', 'question', 'wife', 'would', 'died', 'would', 'get', 'married', 'husband', 'definitely', 'wife', 'like', 'married', 'husband', 'course', 'wife', 'would', 'remarry', 'husband', 'okay', 'okay', 'get', 'married', 'wife', 'would', 'hurt', 'look', 'husband', 'make', 'audible', 'groan', 'wife', 'would', 'live', 'house', 'husband', 'sure', 'great', 'house', 'wife', 'would', 'sleep', 'bed', 'husband', 'else', 'would', 'sleep', 'wife', 'would', 'let', 'drive', 'car', 'husband', 'probably', 'almost', 'new', 'wife', 'would', 'replace', 'picture', 'husband', 'would', 'seem', 'like', 'proper', 'thing', 'wife', 'would', 'give', 'jewellery', 'husband', 'sure', 'want', 'wife', 'would', 'take', 'golfing', 'husband', 'yes', 'always', 'good', 'time', 'wife', 'would', 'use', 'club', 'husband', 'wife', 'silence', 'husband', 'shit']","['would', 'remarry', 'die']","['husband', 'wife', 'sitting', 'quietly', 'bed', 'reading', 'wife', 'look', 'asks', 'question', 'wife', 'would', 'died', 'would', 'get', 'married', 'husband', 'definitely', 'wife', 'like', 'married', 'husband', 'course', 'wife', 'would', 'remarry', 'husband', 'okay', 'okay', 'get', 'married', 'wife', 'would', 'hurt', 'look', 'husband', 'make', 'audible', 'groan', 'wife', 'would', 'live', 'house', 'husband', 'sure', 'great', 'house', 'wife', 'would', 'sleep', 'bed', 'husband', 'else', 'would', 'sleep', 'wife', 'would', 'let', 'drive', 'car', 'husband', 'probably', 'almost', 'new', 'wife', 'would', 'replace', 'picture', 'husband', 'would', 'seem', 'like', 'proper', 'thing', 'wife', 'would', 'give', 'jewellery', 'husband', 'sure', 'want', 'wife', 'would', 'take', 'golfing', 'husband', 'yes', 'always', 'good', 'time', 'wife', 'would', 'use', 'club', 'husband', 'wife', 'silence', 'husband', 'shit', 'would', 'remarry', 'die']",102
+Nobody expects the Spanish in position.,529lph,21109,I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.,"['nobody', 'expects', 'spanish', 'position']","['finally', 'worked', 'spain', 'good', 'football']","['nobody', 'expects', 'spanish', 'position', 'finally', 'worked', 'spain', 'good', 'football']",9
+The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one,5ser5q,21008,"In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down","['fire', 'consumed', 'book', 'tragic', 'twist', 'even', 'finished', 'coloring', 'second', 'one']","['breaking', 'news', 'trump', 'personal', 'library', 'burned']","['fire', 'consumed', 'book', 'tragic', 'twist', 'even', 'finished', 'coloring', 'second', 'one', 'breaking', 'news', 'trump', 'personal', 'library', 'burned']",16
+When the punchline becomes apparent.,4bzb1n,20992,When does a joke become a dad joke?,"['punchline', 'becomes', 'apparent']","['joke', 'become', 'dad', 'joke']","['punchline', 'becomes', 'apparent', 'joke', 'become', 'dad', 'joke']",7
+Because they are more likely to be dead.,4mdm5a,20976,A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic,"['likely', 'dead']","['new', 'study', 'show', 'unvaccinated', 'child', 'le', 'likely', 'autistic']","['likely', 'dead', 'new', 'study', 'show', 'unvaccinated', 'child', 'le', 'likely', 'autistic']",10
+"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck.""",2cgtk1,20878,A family walks into a hotel... NSFW,"['family', 'walk', 'hotel', 'father', 'go', 'front', 'desk', 'say', 'hope', 'porn', 'disabled', 'guy', 'desk', 'reply', 'regular', 'porn', 'sick', 'fuck']","['family', 'walk', 'hotel', 'nsfw']","['family', 'walk', 'hotel', 'father', 'go', 'front', 'desk', 'say', 'hope', 'porn', 'disabled', 'guy', 'desk', 'reply', 'regular', 'porn', 'sick', 'fuck', 'family', 'walk', 'hotel', 'nsfw']",22
+"A kid walks upto his dad. He asks him to explain the difference between the words realistically and potentially. 
+
+His father responds by telling him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. He then told him to also ask his sister whether she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. And he also told him to ask his brother whether he would sleep with Brett for a million dollars. 
+
+The kid asks everyone. He comes back and tells his dad that they all said yes. 
+
+His father responds that potentially, we're sitting on 3 million dollars. Realistically, we have two whores and a faggot in the family.",52e59u,20724,A kid asks his dad what the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially' is,"['kid', 'walk', 'upto', 'dad', 'asks', 'explain', 'difference', 'word', 'realistically', 'potentially', 'father', 'responds', 'telling', 'go', 'ask', 'mother', 'would', 'sleep', 'neighbour', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'told', 'also', 'ask', 'sister', 'whether', 'would', 'sleep', 'neighbour', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'also', 'told', 'ask', 'brother', 'whether', 'would', 'sleep', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'kid', 'asks', 'everyone', 'come', 'back', 'tell', 'dad', 'said', 'yes', 'father', 'responds', 'potentially', 'sitting', 'million', 'dollar', 'realistically', 'two', 'whore', 'faggot', 'family']","['kid', 'asks', 'dad', 'difference']","['kid', 'walk', 'upto', 'dad', 'asks', 'explain', 'difference', 'word', 'realistically', 'potentially', 'father', 'responds', 'telling', 'go', 'ask', 'mother', 'would', 'sleep', 'neighbour', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'told', 'also', 'ask', 'sister', 'whether', 'would', 'sleep', 'neighbour', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'also', 'told', 'ask', 'brother', 'whether', 'would', 'sleep', 'brett', 'million', 'dollar', 'kid', 'asks', 'everyone', 'come', 'back', 'tell', 'dad', 'said', 'yes', 'father', 'responds', 'potentially', 'sitting', 'million', 'dollar', 'realistically', 'two', 'whore', 'faggot', 'family', 'kid', 'asks', 'dad', 'difference']",67
+"My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
+
+Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done. ",4tav80,20709,German girlfriend,"['german', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'rate', 'sexual', 'performance', 'scale', 'last', 'night', 'tried', 'anal', 'kept', 'yelling', 'best', 'ever', 'done']","['german', 'girlfriend']","['german', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'rate', 'sexual', 'performance', 'scale', 'last', 'night', 'tried', 'anal', 'kept', 'yelling', 'best', 'ever', 'done', 'german', 'girlfriend']",18
+"[removed]
+
+",4vb4bl,20695,How do you disappoint a Redditor?,['removed'],"['disappoint', 'redditor']","['removed', 'disappoint', 'redditor']",3
+"In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. ""Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'"" asked the lawyer?
+
+Clyde responded, ""Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...""
+
+""I did not ask you for any details"", the lawyer interrupted. ""Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'""
+
+Clyde said, ""Well, I had  just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving  down the road."" 
+
+The lawyer interrupted again and said ""Judge, I'm trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.""
+
+By this time the judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer ""I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.""
+
+Clyde thanked the judge and proceeded.
+
+""Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.  I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
+
+When the highway patrolman came on the scene he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her near fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
+
+Then the patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'how are you feeling?'
+
+Now what the fuck would you say?""
+
+Edit: wow not only is this my first post over 100 but it's front page and some kind hearted financier hath gilded this lowly pleb. Thank you all for being such an awesome community! Now move along. Back to your dickbutts and spaghetti. Nothing to see here. ",5qgupd,20602,A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.,"['court', 'trucking', 'company', 'lawyer', 'questioning', 'clyde', 'say', 'moment', 'accident', 'fine', 'asked', 'lawyer', 'clyde', 'responded', 'well', 'tell', 'happened', 'loaded', 'favorite', 'mule', 'bessie', 'ask', 'detail', 'lawyer', 'interrupted', 'answer', 'question', 'say', 'scene', 'accident', 'fine', 'clyde', 'said', 'well', 'got', 'bessie', 'trailer', 'driving', 'road', 'lawyer', 'interrupted', 'said', 'judge', 'trying', 'establish', 'fact', 'scene', 'accident', 'man', 'told', 'highway', 'patrolman', 'scene', 'fine', 'several', 'week', 'accident', 'trying', 'sue', 'client', 'believe', 'fraud', 'please', 'tell', 'simply', 'answer', 'question', 'time', 'judge', 'fairly', 'interested', 'clyde', 'answer', 'said', 'lawyer', 'like', 'hear', 'say', 'favorite', 'mule', 'bessie', 'clyde', 'thanked', 'judge', 'proceeded', 'well', 'saying', 'loaded', 'bessie', 'favorite', 'mule', 'trailer', 'driving', 'highway', 'huge', 'trailer', 'ran', 'stop', 'sign', 'smacked', 'truck', 'right', 'side', 'thrown', 'one', 'ditch', 'bessie', 'thrown', 'hurting', 'real', 'bad', 'want', 'move', 'however', 'could', 'hear', 'old', 'bessie', 'moaning', 'groaning', 'knew', 'terrible', 'shape', 'groan', 'highway', 'patrolman', 'came', 'scene', 'could', 'hear', 'bessie', 'moaning', 'groaning', 'went', 'looked', 'saw', 'near', 'fatal', 'condition', 'took', 'gun', 'shot', 'eye', 'patrolman', 'came', 'across', 'road', 'gun', 'still', 'hand', 'looked', 'said', 'feeling', 'fuck', 'would', 'say', 'edit', 'wow', 'first', 'post', 'front', 'page', 'kind', 'hearted', 'financier', 'hath', 'gilded', 'lowly', 'pleb', 'thank', 'awesome', 'community', 'move', 'along', 'back', 'dickbutts', 'spaghetti', 'nothing', 'see']","['farmer', 'named', 'clyde', 'car', 'accident']","['court', 'trucking', 'company', 'lawyer', 'questioning', 'clyde', 'say', 'moment', 'accident', 'fine', 'asked', 'lawyer', 'clyde', 'responded', 'well', 'tell', 'happened', 'loaded', 'favorite', 'mule', 'bessie', 'ask', 'detail', 'lawyer', 'interrupted', 'answer', 'question', 'say', 'scene', 'accident', 'fine', 'clyde', 'said', 'well', 'got', 'bessie', 'trailer', 'driving', 'road', 'lawyer', 'interrupted', 'said', 'judge', 'trying', 'establish', 'fact', 'scene', 'accident', 'man', 'told', 'highway', 'patrolman', 'scene', 'fine', 'several', 'week', 'accident', 'trying', 'sue', 'client', 'believe', 'fraud', 'please', 'tell', 'simply', 'answer', 'question', 'time', 'judge', 'fairly', 'interested', 'clyde', 'answer', 'said', 'lawyer', 'like', 'hear', 'say', 'favorite', 'mule', 'bessie', 'clyde', 'thanked', 'judge', 'proceeded', 'well', 'saying', 'loaded', 'bessie', 'favorite', 'mule', 'trailer', 'driving', 'highway', 'huge', 'trailer', 'ran', 'stop', 'sign', 'smacked', 'truck', 'right', 'side', 'thrown', 'one', 'ditch', 'bessie', 'thrown', 'hurting', 'real', 'bad', 'want', 'move', 'however', 'could', 'hear', 'old', 'bessie', 'moaning', 'groaning', 'knew', 'terrible', 'shape', 'groan', 'highway', 'patrolman', 'came', 'scene', 'could', 'hear', 'bessie', 'moaning', 'groaning', 'went', 'looked', 'saw', 'near', 'fatal', 'condition', 'took', 'gun', 'shot', 'eye', 'patrolman', 'came', 'across', 'road', 'gun', 'still', 'hand', 'looked', 'said', 'feeling', 'fuck', 'would', 'say', 'edit', 'wow', 'first', 'post', 'front', 'page', 'kind', 'hearted', 'financier', 'hath', 'gilded', 'lowly', 'pleb', 'thank', 'awesome', 'community', 'move', 'along', 'back', 'dickbutts', 'spaghetti', 'nothing', 'see', 'farmer', 'named', 'clyde', 'car', 'accident']",184
+"""I want you to try and sell this to me.""
+
+So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
+
+Eventually he called my mobile and said, ""Bring it back here right now!""
+
+I said, ""$200 and it's yours.""",4wtywa,20370,I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said...,"['want', 'try', 'sell', 'put', 'arm', 'walked', 'building', 'went', 'home', 'eventually', 'called', 'mobile', 'said', 'bring', 'back', 'right', 'said']","['job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said']","['want', 'try', 'sell', 'put', 'arm', 'walked', 'building', 'went', 'home', 'eventually', 'called', 'mobile', 'said', 'bring', 'back', 'right', 'said', 'job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said']",24
+"One.
+
+Men can be Feminists, too.",4y28jy,20353,How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?,"['one', 'men', 'feminist']","['many', 'feminist', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['one', 'men', 'feminist', 'many', 'feminist', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",8
+"The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.     
+
+After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. 
+
+The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, ""This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon and then say '1-2-3'."" When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you  want.""     
+
+The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, ""How do I stop the medicine from working?""   
+
+""Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'"" the medicine man responded, ""but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.""     
+
+The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, ""1-2-3!"" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked ""What was the 1-2-3 for?""      
+
+And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.",4v1ppp,20345,"On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife...","['certificate', 'paid', 'visit', 'medicine', 'man', 'living', 'nearby', 'reservation', 'rumored', 'wonderful', 'cure', 'erectile', 'dysfunction', 'persuaded', 'go', 'drove', 'reservation', 'handed', 'ticket', 'medicine', 'man', 'wondered', 'old', 'man', 'handed', 'potion', 'grip', 'shoulder', 'warned', 'powerful', 'medicine', 'take', 'teaspoon', 'say', 'become', 'manly', 'ever', 'life', 'perform', 'long', 'want', 'man', 'encouraged', 'walked', 'away', 'turned', 'asked', 'stop', 'medicine', 'working', 'partner', 'must', 'say', 'medicine', 'man', 'responded', 'medicine', 'work', 'next', 'full', 'moon', 'man', 'eager', 'see', 'worked', 'went', 'home', 'showered', 'shaved', 'took', 'spoonful', 'medicine', 'invited', 'wife', 'join', 'bedroom', 'came', 'quickly', 'took', 'clothes', 'said', 'immediately', 'manliest', 'men', 'wife', 'excited', 'began', 'throwing', 'clothes', 'asked', 'boy', 'girl', 'never', 'end', 'sentence', 'preposition', 'could', 'end', 'dangling', 'participle']","['birthday', 'old', 'man', 'received', 'gift', 'certificate', 'wife']","['certificate', 'paid', 'visit', 'medicine', 'man', 'living', 'nearby', 'reservation', 'rumored', 'wonderful', 'cure', 'erectile', 'dysfunction', 'persuaded', 'go', 'drove', 'reservation', 'handed', 'ticket', 'medicine', 'man', 'wondered', 'old', 'man', 'handed', 'potion', 'grip', 'shoulder', 'warned', 'powerful', 'medicine', 'take', 'teaspoon', 'say', 'become', 'manly', 'ever', 'life', 'perform', 'long', 'want', 'man', 'encouraged', 'walked', 'away', 'turned', 'asked', 'stop', 'medicine', 'working', 'partner', 'must', 'say', 'medicine', 'man', 'responded', 'medicine', 'work', 'next', 'full', 'moon', 'man', 'eager', 'see', 'worked', 'went', 'home', 'showered', 'shaved', 'took', 'spoonful', 'medicine', 'invited', 'wife', 'join', 'bedroom', 'came', 'quickly', 'took', 'clothes', 'said', 'immediately', 'manliest', 'men', 'wife', 'excited', 'began', 'throwing', 'clothes', 'asked', 'boy', 'girl', 'never', 'end', 'sentence', 'preposition', 'could', 'end', 'dangling', 'participle', 'birthday', 'old', 'man', 'received', 'gift', 'certificate', 'wife']",107
+"""coup coup""",4t2htj,20324,What sound does a Turkey make?,"['coup', 'coup']","['sound', 'turkey', 'make']","['coup', 'coup', 'sound', 'turkey', 'make']",5
+I'll have sex with their boyfriends,51zxrf,20119,"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!!","['sex', 'boyfriend']","['one', 'day', 'pretend', 'gay', 'make', 'lot', 'female', 'friend', 'gain', 'trust', 'become', 'confidant', 'least', 'expected', 'baam']","['sex', 'boyfriend', 'one', 'day', 'pretend', 'gay', 'make', 'lot', 'female', 'friend', 'gain', 'trust', 'become', 'confidant', 'least', 'expected', 'baam']",17
+They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools,4d6ow3,20093,Alabama changed the drinking age to 34,"['wanted', 'keep', 'alcohol', 'high', 'school']","['alabama', 'changed', 'drinking', 'age']","['wanted', 'keep', 'alcohol', 'high', 'school', 'alabama', 'changed', 'drinking', 'age']",9
+"...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
+The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
+The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'
+The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
+The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'",5tdn2x,19993,"An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...","['sharing', 'compartment', 'train', 'wind', 'way', 'alp', 'every', 'train', 'pass', 'tunnel', 'time', 'compartment', 'plunged', 'complete', 'darkness', 'one', 'occasion', 'ringing', 'slap', 'heard', 'train', 'pass', 'back', 'daylight', 'frenchman', 'rubbing', 'sore', 'red', 'cheek', 'brunette', 'think', 'bet', 'dirty', 'frenchman', 'fondled', 'blonde', 'struck', 'pervert', 'blonde', 'think', 'bet', 'filthy', 'frenchman', 'looking', 'grope', 'dark', 'mistook', 'dowdy', 'brunette', 'slapped', 'beast', 'frenchman', 'think', 'bet', 'perfidious', 'englishman', 'touched', 'blonde', 'dark', 'slapped', 'mistake', 'englishman', 'think', 'ca', 'wait', 'another', 'tunnel', 'slap', 'french', 'twat']","['englishman', 'frenchman', 'ravishing', 'blonde', 'homely', 'brunette']","['sharing', 'compartment', 'train', 'wind', 'way', 'alp', 'every', 'train', 'pass', 'tunnel', 'time', 'compartment', 'plunged', 'complete', 'darkness', 'one', 'occasion', 'ringing', 'slap', 'heard', 'train', 'pass', 'back', 'daylight', 'frenchman', 'rubbing', 'sore', 'red', 'cheek', 'brunette', 'think', 'bet', 'dirty', 'frenchman', 'fondled', 'blonde', 'struck', 'pervert', 'blonde', 'think', 'bet', 'filthy', 'frenchman', 'looking', 'grope', 'dark', 'mistook', 'dowdy', 'brunette', 'slapped', 'beast', 'frenchman', 'think', 'bet', 'perfidious', 'englishman', 'touched', 'blonde', 'dark', 'slapped', 'mistake', 'englishman', 'think', 'ca', 'wait', 'another', 'tunnel', 'slap', 'french', 'twat', 'englishman', 'frenchman', 'ravishing', 'blonde', 'homely', 'brunette']",76
+But not my Sister.,5r0r2o,19917,"Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral",['sister'],"['woman', 'would', 'love', 'wake', 'birthday', 'smell', 'fresh', 'coffee', 'nice', 'breakfast', 'flower', 'oral']","['sister', 'woman', 'would', 'love', 'wake', 'birthday', 'smell', 'fresh', 'coffee', 'nice', 'breakfast', 'flower', 'oral']",13
+" ""What should I pay you?"" the monk asks. ""No price, for a holy man such as yourself,"" the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.
+
+
+That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. ""What shall I pay you, my son?"" ""No price, for a man of the cloth such as yourself."" And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen roses.
+ That day, Rabbi Finklestein comes in to get his payoss [sideburns] trimmed. ""What do you want I should pay you?"" ""Nothing, for a man of God such as yourself."" And the next morning, what do you know? The barber finds on his doorstep – a dozen rabbis
+",4psjv7,19910,A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved.,"['pay', 'monk', 'asks', 'price', 'holy', 'man', 'barber', 'reply', 'know', 'next', 'day', 'barber', 'come', 'open', 'shop', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'gemstone', 'day', 'priest', 'come', 'hair', 'cut', 'shall', 'pay', 'son', 'price', 'man', 'cloth', 'know', 'next', 'day', 'barber', 'come', 'open', 'shop', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'rose', 'day', 'rabbi', 'finklestein', 'come', 'get', 'payoss', 'sideburn', 'trimmed', 'want', 'pay', 'nothing', 'man', 'god', 'next', 'morning', 'know', 'barber', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'rabbi']","['buddhist', 'monk', 'go', 'barber', 'head', 'shaved']","['pay', 'monk', 'asks', 'price', 'holy', 'man', 'barber', 'reply', 'know', 'next', 'day', 'barber', 'come', 'open', 'shop', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'gemstone', 'day', 'priest', 'come', 'hair', 'cut', 'shall', 'pay', 'son', 'price', 'man', 'cloth', 'know', 'next', 'day', 'barber', 'come', 'open', 'shop', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'rose', 'day', 'rabbi', 'finklestein', 'come', 'get', 'payoss', 'sideburn', 'trimmed', 'want', 'pay', 'nothing', 'man', 'god', 'next', 'morning', 'know', 'barber', 'find', 'doorstep', 'dozen', 'rabbi', 'buddhist', 'monk', 'go', 'barber', 'head', 'shaved']",68
+"asked a son to his father.
+
+""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father.
+
+""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?""
+
+""No, son, I have a wife.""
+",4ttyja,19834,What does the word 'gay' mean?,"['asked', 'son', 'father', 'mean', 'replied', 'father', 'oh', 'contested', 'son', 'gay', 'son', 'wife']","['word', 'mean']","['asked', 'son', 'father', 'mean', 'replied', 'father', 'oh', 'contested', 'son', 'gay', 'son', 'wife', 'word', 'mean']",14
+"""NASA: The Sky's The Limit""",5tlztr,19674,Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut?,"['nasa', 'sky', 'limit']","['hear', 'nasa', 'new', 'slogan', 'budget', 'cut']","['nasa', 'sky', 'limit', 'hear', 'nasa', 'new', 'slogan', 'budget', 'cut']",9
+Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.,32vfr6,19563,If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...,"['could', 'afford', 'house', 'economy', 'ruined']","['dollar', 'every', 'time', 'someone', 'told', 'generation', 'suck']","['could', 'afford', 'house', 'economy', 'ruined', 'dollar', 'every', 'time', 'someone', 'told', 'generation', 'suck']",12
+"Satan is already waiting for him.
+
+'Well, I don't know what to do. See, you're on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I'll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren't as bad as you are... I guess I'll let one go and you'll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take.
+
+'Oh, that sounds okay I guess' says Bush.
+
+Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there's a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he's gasping for air all the while.
+
+'Oh, no,' says Bush. 'That's not for me, I'm a poor swimmer.'
+
+Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer.
+
+'Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that'd be such a painful thing to do day after day.'
+
+So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says:
+
+'Ah, that I could endure!'
+
+'Alright,' laughs Satan. 'Monica, you're free to go!'",4wpnme,19554,George Bush dies and goes to hell,"['satan', 'already', 'waiting', 'know', 'see', 'list', 'free', 'room', 'definitely', 'stay', 'hell', 'find', 'solution', 'people', 'bad', 'guess', 'let', 'one', 'go', 'take', 'place', 'however', 'choose', 'whose', 'place', 'want', 'take', 'sound', 'okay', 'guess', 'say', 'bush', 'satan', 'lead', 'first', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'room', 'huge', 'swimming', 'pool', 'reagan', 'drowning', 'go', 'gasping', 'air', 'say', 'bush', 'poor', 'swimmer', 'satan', 'open', 'second', 'door', 'room', 'full', 'rock', 'see', 'nixon', 'trying', 'break', 'rock', 'wooden', 'hammer', 'problem', 'shoulder', 'back', 'painful', 'thing', 'day', 'day', 'satan', 'open', 'third', 'door', 'room', 'see', 'clinton', 'lying', 'floor', 'tied', 'monica', 'lewinsky', 'lying', 'top', 'clinton', 'giving', 'blowjob', 'bush', 'stare', 'scene', 'wide', 'smile', 'say', 'could', 'endure', 'laugh', 'satan', 'free', 'go']","['george', 'bush', 'dy', 'go', 'hell']","['satan', 'already', 'waiting', 'know', 'see', 'list', 'free', 'room', 'definitely', 'stay', 'hell', 'find', 'solution', 'people', 'bad', 'guess', 'let', 'one', 'go', 'take', 'place', 'however', 'choose', 'whose', 'place', 'want', 'take', 'sound', 'okay', 'guess', 'say', 'bush', 'satan', 'lead', 'first', 'room', 'open', 'door', 'room', 'huge', 'swimming', 'pool', 'reagan', 'drowning', 'go', 'gasping', 'air', 'say', 'bush', 'poor', 'swimmer', 'satan', 'open', 'second', 'door', 'room', 'full', 'rock', 'see', 'nixon', 'trying', 'break', 'rock', 'wooden', 'hammer', 'problem', 'shoulder', 'back', 'painful', 'thing', 'day', 'day', 'satan', 'open', 'third', 'door', 'room', 'see', 'clinton', 'lying', 'floor', 'tied', 'monica', 'lewinsky', 'lying', 'top', 'clinton', 'giving', 'blowjob', 'bush', 'stare', 'scene', 'wide', 'smile', 'say', 'could', 'endure', 'laugh', 'satan', 'free', 'go', 'george', 'bush', 'dy', 'go', 'hell']",106
+"Dad: ""Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you.""",5trtfi,19525,"Son: ""Dad, Am I adopted""?","['dad', 'yet', 'still', 'found', 'anyone', 'want']","['son', 'dad', 'adopted']","['dad', 'yet', 'still', 'found', 'anyone', 'want', 'son', 'dad', 'adopted']",9
+" After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
+The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
+
+The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
+
+He replied in disgust, ""I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.""
+
+The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ""Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.""",51ezj2,19410,A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.,"['plane', 'airborne', 'drink', 'order', 'taken', 'irishman', 'asked', 'whiskey', 'promptly', 'brought', 'placed', 'flight', 'attendant', 'asked', 'mormon', 'would', 'like', 'drink', 'replied', 'disgust', 'rather', 'savagely', 'raped', 'dozen', 'whore', 'let', 'liquor', 'touch', 'lip', 'irishman', 'handed', 'drink', 'back', 'attendant', 'said', 'know', 'choice']","['mormon', 'seated', 'next', 'irishman', 'flight', 'london']","['plane', 'airborne', 'drink', 'order', 'taken', 'irishman', 'asked', 'whiskey', 'promptly', 'brought', 'placed', 'flight', 'attendant', 'asked', 'mormon', 'would', 'like', 'drink', 'replied', 'disgust', 'rather', 'savagely', 'raped', 'dozen', 'whore', 'let', 'liquor', 'touch', 'lip', 'irishman', 'handed', 'drink', 'back', 'attendant', 'said', 'know', 'choice', 'mormon', 'seated', 'next', 'irishman', 'flight', 'london']",43
+"""I think there's water in the carburetor.""
+
+""How do you know?"" said the husband scornfully. ""You don't even know what the carburetor is.""
+
+""I'm telling you,"" repeated the wife, ""I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor.""
+
+""We'll see,"" mocked the husband. ""Let me check it out. Where's the car?""
+
+""In the swimming pool.""",4wb8r4,19390,"""The car won't start,"" said a wife to her husband.","['think', 'water', 'carburetor', 'know', 'said', 'husband', 'scornfully', 'even', 'know', 'carburetor', 'telling', 'repeated', 'wife', 'sure', 'water', 'carburetor', 'see', 'mocked', 'husband', 'let', 'check', 'car', 'swimming', 'pool']","['car', 'wo', 'start', 'said', 'wife', 'husband']","['think', 'water', 'carburetor', 'know', 'said', 'husband', 'scornfully', 'even', 'know', 'carburetor', 'telling', 'repeated', 'wife', 'sure', 'water', 'carburetor', 'see', 'mocked', 'husband', 'let', 'check', 'car', 'swimming', 'pool', 'car', 'wo', 'start', 'said', 'wife', 'husband']",30
+"I said, ""Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid.""
+
+""Not that,"" she explained, ""It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny dicks.""",4y4qij,19346,"I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, ""This is so unrealistic.""","['said', 'unwilling', 'try', 'new', 'thing', 'mean', 'everyone', 'frigid', 'explained', 'plumber', 'come', 'house', 'tiny', 'dick']","['watching', 'porn', 'missus', 'complained', 'unrealistic']","['said', 'unwilling', 'try', 'new', 'thing', 'mean', 'everyone', 'frigid', 'explained', 'plumber', 'come', 'house', 'tiny', 'dick', 'watching', 'porn', 'missus', 'complained', 'unrealistic']",19
+"She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes. But it's really because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.
+
+**Edit:** Some people have accused me of ""being a plagiarist"" and ""stealing other's jokes""... Their words, not mine...
+
+*Pause for comedic value*
+
+But seriously, this **is** a version of an Ashlee Barnhill joke. Sorry for the bamboozle fellow redditors.",5t72yq,19300,I call my wife Bambi,"['think', 'cute', 'big', 'brown', 'eye', 'really', 'want', 'someone', 'shoot', 'mother', 'hunting', 'rifle', 'edit', 'people', 'accused', 'plagiarist', 'stealing', 'joke', 'word', 'mine', 'pause', 'comedic', 'value', 'seriously', 'version', 'ashlee', 'barnhill', 'joke', 'sorry', 'bamboozle', 'fellow', 'redditors']","['call', 'wife', 'bambi']","['think', 'cute', 'big', 'brown', 'eye', 'really', 'want', 'someone', 'shoot', 'mother', 'hunting', 'rifle', 'edit', 'people', 'accused', 'plagiarist', 'stealing', 'joke', 'word', 'mine', 'pause', 'comedic', 'value', 'seriously', 'version', 'ashlee', 'barnhill', 'joke', 'sorry', 'bamboozle', 'fellow', 'redditors', 'call', 'wife', 'bambi']",35
+"The doctor tells them theres been a mix up and doesn't know who's baby is who's. The English man runs in and grabs the only brown baby and starts to walk out. The Indian man looks relly confused and says ""I'm pretty sure that's not your baby it looks Indian so it's mine"". The English man says ""I know, but there's not a chance in hell I'm leaving here with a baby that could be Welsh.""",501u0r,19256,"An English man, Welsh man and a Indian man walk are in a maternity hospital.","['doctor', 'tell', 'there', 'mix', 'know', 'baby', 'english', 'man', 'run', 'grab', 'brown', 'baby', 'start', 'walk', 'indian', 'man', 'look', 'relly', 'confused', 'say', 'pretty', 'sure', 'baby', 'look', 'indian', 'mine', 'english', 'man', 'say', 'know', 'chance', 'hell', 'leaving', 'baby', 'could', 'welsh']","['english', 'man', 'welsh', 'man', 'indian', 'man', 'walk', 'maternity', 'hospital']","['doctor', 'tell', 'there', 'mix', 'know', 'baby', 'english', 'man', 'run', 'grab', 'brown', 'baby', 'start', 'walk', 'indian', 'man', 'look', 'relly', 'confused', 'say', 'pretty', 'sure', 'baby', 'look', 'indian', 'mine', 'english', 'man', 'say', 'know', 'chance', 'hell', 'leaving', 'baby', 'could', 'welsh', 'english', 'man', 'welsh', 'man', 'indian', 'man', 'walk', 'maternity', 'hospital']",45
+"Oops, wrong sub",4nuftd,19239,"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy","['oops', 'wrong', 'sub']","['til', 'russian', 'accidentally', 'blew', 'submarine', 'thinking', 'enemy']","['oops', 'wrong', 'sub', 'til', 'russian', 'accidentally', 'blew', 'submarine', 'thinking', 'enemy']",10
+"A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
+
+The banker asks, ""Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?""
+
+The woman says, ""Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce.""
+
+The banker, stunned, asks, ""A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?""
+
+The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. 
+They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out.
+They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
+
+When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
+
+The loan officer says, ""Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.
+We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. 
+Why would you want to borrow $5,000?""
+
+The woman replies, 
+""Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
+expect it to be there when I return?""",30p0uc,19171,A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan,"['blonde', 'woman', 'walk', 'bank', 'nyc', 'going', 'vacation', 'asks', 'loan', 'banker', 'asks', 'okay', 'miss', 'anything', 'would', 'like', 'use', 'collateral', 'woman', 'say', 'yes', 'course', 'use', 'roll', 'royce', 'banker', 'stunned', 'asks', 'roll', 'royce', 'really', 'woman', 'completely', 'positive', 'hand', 'key', 'banker', 'loan', 'officer', 'laugh', 'check', 'credential', 'make', 'sure', 'title', 'owner', 'everything', 'check', 'park', 'underground', 'garage', 'two', 'week', 'come', 'back', 'pay', 'loan', 'well', 'interest', 'loan', 'officer', 'say', 'miss', 'appreciative', 'business', 'u', 'one', 'question', 'looked', 'found', 'would', 'want', 'borrow', 'woman', 'reply', 'else', 'new', 'york', 'city', 'park', 'car', 'two', 'week', 'expect', 'return']","['blonde', 'woman', 'asks', 'loan']","['blonde', 'woman', 'walk', 'bank', 'nyc', 'going', 'vacation', 'asks', 'loan', 'banker', 'asks', 'okay', 'miss', 'anything', 'would', 'like', 'use', 'collateral', 'woman', 'say', 'yes', 'course', 'use', 'roll', 'royce', 'banker', 'stunned', 'asks', 'roll', 'royce', 'really', 'woman', 'completely', 'positive', 'hand', 'key', 'banker', 'loan', 'officer', 'laugh', 'check', 'credential', 'make', 'sure', 'title', 'owner', 'everything', 'check', 'park', 'underground', 'garage', 'two', 'week', 'come', 'back', 'pay', 'loan', 'well', 'interest', 'loan', 'officer', 'say', 'miss', 'appreciative', 'business', 'u', 'one', 'question', 'looked', 'found', 'would', 'want', 'borrow', 'woman', 'reply', 'else', 'new', 'york', 'city', 'park', 'car', 'two', 'week', 'expect', 'return', 'blonde', 'woman', 'asks', 'loan']",89
+Everybody misses Harambe.,4zqox0,19153,What's the difference between everybody and bullets?,"['everybody', 'miss', 'harambe']","['difference', 'everybody', 'bullet']","['everybody', 'miss', 'harambe', 'difference', 'everybody', 'bullet']",6
+"The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
+
+He says to the white, ""See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing."" The white man says to the black man, ""That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.""
+
+He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, ""Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.""
+Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
+
+The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, ""So what did you do with the pastries?""
+
+The white man replies, ""Look in the black mans back pocket.....""
+
+EDIT: I forgot that you don't get karma for jokes, :(",45udb4,19138,A black man and a white man walk into a bakery,"['black', 'man', 'immediately', 'steal', 'three', 'pastry', 'put', 'pocket', 'say', 'white', 'see', 'good', 'owner', 'see', 'thing', 'white', 'man', 'say', 'black', 'man', 'typical', 'black', 'people', 'going', 'show', 'honest', 'way', 'get', 'result', 'go', 'owner', 'bakery', 'say', 'give', 'pastry', 'show', 'magic', 'trick', 'intrigued', 'owner', 'accepts', 'give', 'pastry', 'white', 'man', 'swallow', 'asks', 'another', 'one', 'owner', 'give', 'another', 'one', 'white', 'man', 'swallow', 'one', 'asks', 'third', 'pastry', 'eats', 'owner', 'starting', 'wonder', 'magic', 'trick', 'asks', 'pastry', 'white', 'man', 'reply', 'look', 'black', 'man', 'back', 'pocket', 'edit', 'forgot', 'get', 'karma', 'joke']","['black', 'man', 'white', 'man', 'walk', 'bakery']","['black', 'man', 'immediately', 'steal', 'three', 'pastry', 'put', 'pocket', 'say', 'white', 'see', 'good', 'owner', 'see', 'thing', 'white', 'man', 'say', 'black', 'man', 'typical', 'black', 'people', 'going', 'show', 'honest', 'way', 'get', 'result', 'go', 'owner', 'bakery', 'say', 'give', 'pastry', 'show', 'magic', 'trick', 'intrigued', 'owner', 'accepts', 'give', 'pastry', 'white', 'man', 'swallow', 'asks', 'another', 'one', 'owner', 'give', 'another', 'one', 'white', 'man', 'swallow', 'one', 'asks', 'third', 'pastry', 'eats', 'owner', 'starting', 'wonder', 'magic', 'trick', 'asks', 'pastry', 'white', 'man', 'reply', 'look', 'black', 'man', 'back', 'pocket', 'edit', 'forgot', 'get', 'karma', 'joke', 'black', 'man', 'white', 'man', 'walk', 'bakery']",87
+"-----
+
+I mean how many times do I have to tell them? My name is not ""Help"" or ""Getoffme."" Get it right. Its *Brock Turner*. 
+
+------
+
+Since many have mentioned it yes. Yes my Rape joke is innacurate to the actual events. But the entire point of the joke was to emphasis the fact that Brock Turner is a Rapist. So, if any of you would like to improve on the joke go ahead. I really don't care, just don't bombard the the subreddit with Brock Turner rape jokes or it will most likely get banned, and become stale. :* have fun and spread the good word. 
+
+Guys. I need bail :'( http://m.imgur.com/x29gyvN
+
+The amount of people who thought he was serious is very disheartening... This guy was joking. http://m.imgur.com/Q1iyUoT
+
+========
+
+[We did it reddit]( http://m.imgur.com/hKRnGrT)
+
+
+=======
+
+
+[No, you cannot](http://m.imgur.com/fqufGbK)
+
+",51c5bj,19025,I am so sick of girls calling out the wrong names during sex.,"['mean', 'many', 'time', 'tell', 'name', 'help', 'getoffme', 'get', 'right', 'brock', 'turner', 'since', 'many', 'mentioned', 'yes', 'yes', 'rape', 'joke', 'innacurate', 'actual', 'event', 'entire', 'point', 'joke', 'emphasis', 'fact', 'brock', 'turner', 'rapist', 'would', 'like', 'improve', 'joke', 'go', 'ahead', 'really', 'care', 'bombard', 'subreddit', 'brock', 'turner', 'rape', 'joke', 'likely', 'get', 'banned', 'become', 'stale', 'fun', 'spread', 'good', 'word', 'guy', 'need', 'bail', 'http', 'amount', 'people', 'thought', 'serious', 'disheartening', 'guy', 'joking', 'http', 'reddit', 'http', 'http']","['sick', 'girl', 'calling', 'wrong', 'name', 'sex']","['mean', 'many', 'time', 'tell', 'name', 'help', 'getoffme', 'get', 'right', 'brock', 'turner', 'since', 'many', 'mentioned', 'yes', 'yes', 'rape', 'joke', 'innacurate', 'actual', 'event', 'entire', 'point', 'joke', 'emphasis', 'fact', 'brock', 'turner', 'rapist', 'would', 'like', 'improve', 'joke', 'go', 'ahead', 'really', 'care', 'bombard', 'subreddit', 'brock', 'turner', 'rape', 'joke', 'likely', 'get', 'banned', 'become', 'stale', 'fun', 'spread', 'good', 'word', 'guy', 'need', 'bail', 'http', 'amount', 'people', 'thought', 'serious', 'disheartening', 'guy', 'joking', 'http', 'reddit', 'http', 'http', 'sick', 'girl', 'calling', 'wrong', 'name', 'sex']",73
+"""A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more.""
+
+Gary, you filthy bastard.",4y9nn6,18905,I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said..,"['man', 'arrested', 'half', 'million', 'indecent', 'image', 'child', 'found', 'home', 'bradford', 'reporter', 'gary', 'gary', 'filthy', 'bastard']","['watching', 'news', 'morning', 'presenter', 'said']","['man', 'arrested', 'half', 'million', 'indecent', 'image', 'child', 'found', 'home', 'bradford', 'reporter', 'gary', 'gary', 'filthy', 'bastard', 'watching', 'news', 'morning', 'presenter', 'said']",20
+[deleted],40lhzp,18818,3 mods walk into a bar,['deleted'],"['mod', 'walk', 'bar']","['deleted', 'mod', 'walk', 'bar']",4
+" ""I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up.""
+  
+""Bummer, mate...!!!""
+  
+""Thanks mate, I hadnt thought of that. Bye.""",5q9qxg,18757,"""G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?""","['darwin', 'sheila', 'stung', 'minge', 'wasp', 'pussy', 'completely', 'closed', 'bummer', 'mate', 'thanks', 'mate', 'hadnt', 'thought', 'bye']","['mate', 'aussie', 'help', 'line', 'problem', 'cobber']","['darwin', 'sheila', 'stung', 'minge', 'wasp', 'pussy', 'completely', 'closed', 'bummer', 'mate', 'thanks', 'mate', 'hadnt', 'thought', 'bye', 'mate', 'aussie', 'help', 'line', 'problem', 'cobber']",21
+They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.,4w7prj,18673,"To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.","['picked', 'pizza', 'made', 'taco', 'live', 'swing', 'state']","['teach', 'kid', 'democracy', 'let', 'vote', 'dinner']","['picked', 'pizza', 'made', 'taco', 'live', 'swing', 'state', 'teach', 'kid', 'democracy', 'let', 'vote', 'dinner']",13
+"The joke comes to us from Jean de Conde of Hainaut, born 1275:
+
+A game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that he has not. 
+
+The Queen nods in assent, saying ""you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her naked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good.""
+
+On his turn, the knight asks ""Lady, answer me without deceit. Is there hair between your legs?"" When she replies, ""none at all"", he comments, ""Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path.""",4r55jb,18659,A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century,"['joke', 'come', 'u', 'jean', 'de', 'conde', 'hainaut', 'born', 'game', 'played', 'court', 'queen', 'retinue', 'knight', 'asked', 'queen', 'fathered', 'child', 'forced', 'admit', 'queen', 'nod', 'assent', 'saying', 'look', 'man', 'could', 'please', 'mistress', 'hold', 'naked', 'arm', 'beard', 'little', 'kind', 'fuzz', 'lady', 'certain', 'place', 'easy', 'tell', 'state', 'hay', 'whether', 'pitchfork', 'good', 'turn', 'knight', 'asks', 'lady', 'answer', 'without', 'deceit', 'hair', 'leg', 'reply', 'none', 'comment', 'indeed', 'believe', 'grass', 'grow', 'path']","['dirty', 'joke', 'century']","['joke', 'come', 'u', 'jean', 'de', 'conde', 'hainaut', 'born', 'game', 'played', 'court', 'queen', 'retinue', 'knight', 'asked', 'queen', 'fathered', 'child', 'forced', 'admit', 'queen', 'nod', 'assent', 'saying', 'look', 'man', 'could', 'please', 'mistress', 'hold', 'naked', 'arm', 'beard', 'little', 'kind', 'fuzz', 'lady', 'certain', 'place', 'easy', 'tell', 'state', 'hay', 'whether', 'pitchfork', 'good', 'turn', 'knight', 'asks', 'lady', 'answer', 'without', 'deceit', 'hair', 'leg', 'reply', 'none', 'comment', 'indeed', 'believe', 'grass', 'grow', 'path', 'dirty', 'joke', 'century']",66
+Because they are more likely to be dead,4wz39j,18606,TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic,"['likely', 'dead']","['til', 'unvaccinated', 'child', 'le', 'likely', 'autistic']","['likely', 'dead', 'til', 'unvaccinated', 'child', 'le', 'likely', 'autistic']",8
+"Not only was it embarrassing, but it also cost me a fortune in stamps. ",5scr7a,18552,I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book.,"['embarrassing', 'also', 'cost', 'fortune', 'stamp']","['accidentally', 'sent', 'dick', 'pic', 'everyone', 'address', 'book']","['embarrassing', 'also', 'cost', 'fortune', 'stamp', 'accidentally', 'sent', 'dick', 'pic', 'everyone', 'address', 'book']",12
+"Inspector says ""These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. 
+Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit.""
+
+Guy replies ""Why the rabbit?""
+
+Inspector says ""Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!""
+
+Edit: Thanks for the my first Reddit gold!",325gsk,18526,A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.,"['inspector', 'say', 'best', 'qualification', 'ever', 'seen', 'one', 'test', 'get', 'job', 'take', 'gun', 'go', 'shoot', 'six', 'black', 'guy', 'rabbit', 'guy', 'reply', 'rabbit', 'inspector', 'say', 'fantastic', 'attitude', 'got', 'job', 'edit', 'thanks', 'first', 'reddit', 'gold']","['guy', 'applies', 'job']","['inspector', 'say', 'best', 'qualification', 'ever', 'seen', 'one', 'test', 'get', 'job', 'take', 'gun', 'go', 'shoot', 'six', 'black', 'guy', 'rabbit', 'guy', 'reply', 'rabbit', 'inspector', 'say', 'fantastic', 'attitude', 'got', 'job', 'edit', 'thanks', 'first', 'reddit', 'gold', 'guy', 'applies', 'job']",35
+"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"". 
+Student: I is the....
+Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"".
+Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ",4go5q7,18403,"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I""????","['teacher', 'tell', 'sentence', 'start', 'student', 'teacher', 'stop', 'never', 'put', 'always', 'put', 'student', 'ok', 'ninth', 'letter', 'alphabet']","['teacher', 'tell', 'sentence', 'start']","['teacher', 'tell', 'sentence', 'start', 'student', 'teacher', 'stop', 'never', 'put', 'always', 'put', 'student', 'ok', 'ninth', 'letter', 'alphabet', 'teacher', 'tell', 'sentence', 'start']",20
+"So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it's a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and I realize there's a new girl living in the house next to me. So I walk out and I notice that she's all by herself. 
+
+Being the good neighbor I am, I go up and ask, ""Hey, I see you don't have any help. Do you need any help with moving your boxes inside?"" 
+
+And keep this in mind, I'm like a 6/10 on good day while this girl is an easy 9/10. Like this girl can easily be a supermodel. 
+
+So I ask if she needs any help and she looks me dead in the eye with the nastiest grimace on her face and says, *""Uh... No thanks, I'm good.""* 
+
+""Well ok. No problem. If you need anything, just give a little knock on the door and I'll come out.""
+
+So a couple days go by after that failed attempt and this girl's dumb, small chihuahua jumps over the fence and gets into my yard. So I'm thinking, ""Ok cranky girl. Round 2, let's go, we got this.""
+
+So I take the dumb dog and I bring it over to her house and give the door a knock. She opens the door and with the biggest smile says, ""OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH! I don't know what I would do without him. He's like family to me. I'm so sorry that I was so mean to you the other day. I was having a bad day and took it out on you and I'm so sorry. Please let me make it up to you and take you out to dinner.""
+
+So I humbly accept and we end up going out to dinner that night. Now, we don't have much in common. Like, I'm into video games and anime and she's into all this white girl stuff like makeup, Starbucks, and all that other shit. But, we have a good time. And I mean, this girl is WAY out of my league so who am I to complain? So then we hang out more frequently, I visit her and she visits me and now I'm in a good relationship with this extremely hot chick.
+
+A couple weeks go by, we continue this, and I see a moving truck come in from the other direction. I go out to greet the new neighbor and I see a cute girl come out of the moving truck. Now this girl is cute. She isn't supermodel hot, but she's cute. I would say she's like a 7/10. So I go up to her and say, ""Hey, I see you don't have any help with moving your stuff in. Is it ok if I help?"" Luckily, she says, ""Yeah, sure. Um, take this box and put it in the living room. It's the first room to the right, you can't  miss it.""
+
+So I go to pick up the box and I realize that it's labeled ""*Video Games*."" The box wasn't taped very well, so I peek into the box and I'm seeing some serious video games. I'm seeing Final Fantasy 7-9 black label, a mint copy of Illusion of Gaia. Like, what girl even knows what that game is!? So I ask, ""Hey, is this a box of your boyfriend's stuff?"" and she responds with, ""No, I don't have a boyfriend. That stuff's mine so make sure not to drop it."" So now I know this girl is actually the coolest girl ever.
+
+So I help the girl move her stuff in and we hang out afterwards. We go out to lunch and we hit it off. We ended up just talking about video games the whole time and it was amazing. Now I have a friend to talk nerd shit with and don't forget, she's a cute as hell 7/10. And I also have this 9/10 girlfriend with me. And again, I'm just a 6/10 so right now, I'm living the dream.
+
+So a couple weeks go by and my girlfriend comes up to me and says, ""Hey, so this may sound weird, but I don't want you to hang out with that girl anymore. You're spending a lot of time with her and I'm honestly a little jealous and I want you to spend more time with me."" 
+
+I tell her, ""Well listen, why don't you try to talk to her. If you like me, then you'll like her and then we can all hang out and it'll be great."" She says, ""Well...alright. I guess I'll give it a shot. I'll try to talk to her tomorrow
+
+So next day, my girlfriend comes up to me and says, ""Uh, yeah you can't see that girl ever again."" 
+
+""Wait, what? Why not? What happened?""
+
+""Yeah she told me that you're hers now and if I ever go near you again, she is going to kill me.""
+
+""I think you're overreacting a little bit. She doesn't seem like that type of person""
+
+""She told me, and I quote, that she is going to *fucking murder me*.""
+
+""I can't imagine that it's that serious. I'll try to straighten this out and go talk to her tomorrow.""
+
+I go up to 7/10's house the next day and give it a little knock on the door but nobody answers. I try the doorbell, nothing. Give her a call, text her, no answer. So then I call my girlfriend, try to tell her that she wasn't there and I'll try again tomorrow. But again, no answer. So I go over to her house, knock on the door and still no answer. Next day knock* knock* no answer and I don't know what's going on.
+
+So day after day goes by and eventually, week after week and I'm getting nothing. I put in the missing persons but nothing turns up. I call their family and friends and they know nothing. And after weeks of all this, I just give up.
+
+Then I turn the news on one day, and I see the 7/10 girl getting carried away in handcuffs. And, she's covered in blood from head to toe. She's screaming and yelling at the camera saying, ""She's dead, you're next."" A couple days go by and the autopsy reports are coming in, and its all over the internet. Apparently, not only did she kill my gorgeous 9/10 girlfriend, but parts of her were missing. Chunks of her arms and legs were gone and it seems that the 7/10 girl ate parts of my girlfriend. Bit and chewed into her.
+
+Now I'm thinking to myself that I had the two most amazing girls in my life. And I'm here, 6/10, just worried out of my mind because I can't get the image out of my head of her screaming into the cameras saying, ""She's dead, you're next. She's dead you're next."" And I'm going crazy, I'm screaming and writing it in blood on the walls, ""She's dead, you're next. She's dead you're next."" AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO DO ANYMORE. 
+
+And it raises the question: Why is 6 afraid of 7?",508unu,18322,The Girlfriend Joke,"['recently', 'moved', 'new', 'neighborhood', 'pretty', 'nice', 'area', 'couple', 'week', 'moving', 'truck', 'pull', 'realize', 'new', 'girl', 'living', 'house', 'next', 'walk', 'notice', 'good', 'neighbor', 'go', 'ask', 'hey', 'see', 'help', 'need', 'help', 'moving', 'box', 'inside', 'keep', 'mind', 'like', 'good', 'day', 'girl', 'easy', 'like', 'girl', 'easily', 'supermodel', 'ask', 'need', 'help', 'look', 'dead', 'eye', 'nastiest', 'grimace', 'face', 'say', 'uh', 'thanks', 'good', 'well', 'problem', 'need', 'anything', 'give', 'little', 'knock', 'door', 'come', 'couple', 'day', 'go', 'failed', 'attempt', 'girl', 'dumb', 'small', 'chihuahua', 'jump', 'fence', 'get', 'yard', 'thinking', 'ok', 'cranky', 'girl', 'round', 'let', 'go', 'got', 'take', 'dumb', 'dog', 'bring', 'house', 'give', 'door', 'knock', 'open', 'door', 'biggest', 'smile', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'thank', 'much', 'know', 'would', 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+"A perfect 10, but completely imaginary.",3r7zed,18251,My girlfriend is like the square root of -100,"['perfect', 'completely', 'imaginary']","['girlfriend', 'like', 'square', 'root']","['perfect', 'completely', 'imaginary', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'square', 'root']",7
+"At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them. 
+
+""Dad!"" she exclaimed in a panic ""...I'm sorry""
+
+The dad being a dad replies ""hi sorry, I'm Dad!""
+
+He then turns to the boyfriend and asks ""Are you fucking sorry?""",47kx6t,18229,A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend,"['parent', 'house', 'father', 'woken', 'noise', 'go', 'upstairs', 'check', 'walk', 'dad', 'exclaimed', 'panic', 'sorry', 'dad', 'dad', 'reply', 'hi', 'sorry', 'dad', 'turn', 'boyfriend', 'asks', 'fucking', 'sorry']","['teenage', 'girl', 'intimate', 'boyfriend']","['parent', 'house', 'father', 'woken', 'noise', 'go', 'upstairs', 'check', 'walk', 'dad', 'exclaimed', 'panic', 'sorry', 'dad', 'dad', 'reply', 'hi', 'sorry', 'dad', 'turn', 'boyfriend', 'asks', 'fucking', 'sorry', 'teenage', 'girl', 'intimate', 'boyfriend']",28
+"After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
+
+After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
+
+""It's simple"" billionaire boasts...
+""I faked my age""
+
+""Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?"" A friend asks.
+
+With a smile on his lips billionaire responds
+""85 years old""",4uvdxp,18217,A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl..,"['honeymoon', 'throw', 'party', 'celebrating', 'marriage', 'drink', 'billionaire', 'friend', 'want', 'know', 'secret', 'landed', 'yo', 'hottie', 'simple', 'billionaire', 'boast', 'faked', 'age', 'yes', 'even', 'year', 'old', 'guy', 'sensational', 'age', 'btw', 'tell', 'friend', 'asks', 'smile', 'lip', 'billionaire', 'responds', 'year', 'old']","['year', 'old', 'billionaire', 'marries', 'hot', 'year', 'old', 'girl']","['honeymoon', 'throw', 'party', 'celebrating', 'marriage', 'drink', 'billionaire', 'friend', 'want', 'know', 'secret', 'landed', 'yo', 'hottie', 'simple', 'billionaire', 'boast', 'faked', 'age', 'yes', 'even', 'year', 'old', 'guy', 'sensational', 'age', 'btw', 'tell', 'friend', 'asks', 'smile', 'lip', 'billionaire', 'responds', 'year', 'old', 'year', 'old', 'billionaire', 'marries', 'hot', 'year', 'old', 'girl']",44
+"Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss.
+""What do you think we should do?"" she asks.
+Father frowns and responds ""Well I guess spanking him is out of the question""",4smxjj,18194,Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed.,"['call', 'husband', 'room', 'show', 'discus', 'think', 'asks', 'father', 'frown', 'responds', 'well', 'guess', 'spanking', 'question']","['mom', 'find', 'large', 'number', 'bdsm', 'magazine', 'beneath', 'son', 'bed']","['call', 'husband', 'room', 'show', 'discus', 'think', 'asks', 'father', 'frown', 'responds', 'well', 'guess', 'spanking', 'question', 'mom', 'find', 'large', 'number', 'bdsm', 'magazine', 'beneath', 'son', 'bed']",23
+"... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
+
+EDIT: Almost 4 years on Reddit and I´m finally a faget! Yay!!
+EDIT2: Wow, thanks u/lordzxil for the gold!",3t06w4,18032,"So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS","['ironic', 'virgin', 'attacking', 'terrorist', 'edit', 'almost', 'year', 'reddit', 'finally', 'faget', 'yay', 'wow', 'thanks', 'gold']","['anonymous', 'declared', 'war', 'isi']","['ironic', 'virgin', 'attacking', 'terrorist', 'edit', 'almost', 'year', 'reddit', 'finally', 'faget', 'yay', 'wow', 'thanks', 'gold', 'anonymous', 'declared', 'war', 'isi']",18
+For Hispanic attacks. ,4tkbft,18000,Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?,"['hispanic', 'attack']","['donald', 'trump', 'take', 'xanax']","['hispanic', 'attack', 'donald', 'trump', 'take', 'xanax']",6
+"But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.",5qy146,17976,My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic...,"['gon', 'na', 'sex', 'going', 'accord']","['girlfriend', 'tried', 'make', 'sex', 'hood', 'honda', 'civic']","['gon', 'na', 'sex', 'going', 'accord', 'girlfriend', 'tried', 'make', 'sex', 'hood', 'honda', 'civic']",12
+Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.,49o14n,17973,I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers...,"['like', 'see', 'med', 'student', 'calling', 'doctor', 'art', 'student', 'calling', 'unemployed']","['hate', 'engineering', 'student', 'refer', 'engineer']","['like', 'see', 'med', 'student', 'calling', 'doctor', 'art', 'student', 'calling', 'unemployed', 'hate', 'engineering', 'student', 'refer', 'engineer']",15
+"A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
+
+'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
+
+The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
+
+The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
+
+The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.  You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
+
+The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
+
+He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
+
+The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
+
+The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
+according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'",5tvmme,17972,Putting it in.,"['married', 'irishman', 'went', 'confessional', 'said', 'priest', 'almost', 'affair', 'another', 'woman', 'priest', 'said', 'mean', 'almost', 'irishman', 'said', 'got', 'undressed', 'rubbed', 'together', 'stopped', 'priest', 'said', 'together', 'putting', 'see', 'woman', 'penance', 'say', 'five', 'hail', 'mary', 'put', 'poor', 'box', 'irishman', 'left', 'confessional', 'said', 'prayer', 'walked', 'poor', 'box', 'paused', 'moment', 'started', 'leave', 'priest', 'watching', 'quickly', 'ran', 'saying', 'saw', 'put', 'money', 'poor', 'box', 'irishman', 'replied', 'rubbed', 'box', 'according', 'putting']",['putting'],"['married', 'irishman', 'went', 'confessional', 'said', 'priest', 'almost', 'affair', 'another', 'woman', 'priest', 'said', 'mean', 'almost', 'irishman', 'said', 'got', 'undressed', 'rubbed', 'together', 'stopped', 'priest', 'said', 'together', 'putting', 'see', 'woman', 'penance', 'say', 'five', 'hail', 'mary', 'put', 'poor', 'box', 'irishman', 'left', 'confessional', 'said', 'prayer', 'walked', 'poor', 'box', 'paused', 'moment', 'started', 'leave', 'priest', 'watching', 'quickly', 'ran', 'saying', 'saw', 'put', 'money', 'poor', 'box', 'irishman', 'replied', 'rubbed', 'box', 'according', 'putting', 'putting']",64
+"The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence infected by bloodcurdling screams, he talked, and was sent back to the prison, ashamed. He told the others what he had done and urged them to be stronger than he was.
+
+They next began torturing the Japanese man. Through all the pain and agony, he stayed strong for three days, but in the end, talked. He was sent back to the prison, having brought shame to himself, his family, and his country.
+
+They finally sent in the Italian. For an unending three weeks, they tortured him, until they realized if they did anything else to the poor man, he would die, so they sent him back. When he got back to the prison cell bloody and battered, the other POWs asked him, ""So? Did you talk?""
+
+""How could I talk with my hands tied behind my back?""",4pxwn7,17963,"There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.","['british', 'began', 'torturing', 'german', 'long', 'hour', 'silence', 'infected', 'bloodcurdling', 'scream', 'talked', 'sent', 'back', 'prison', 'ashamed', 'told', 'others', 'done', 'urged', 'stronger', 'next', 'began', 'torturing', 'japanese', 'man', 'pain', 'agony', 'stayed', 'strong', 'three', 'day', 'end', 'talked', 'sent', 'back', 'prison', 'brought', 'shame', 'family', 'country', 'finally', 'sent', 'italian', 'unending', 'three', 'week', 'tortured', 'realized', 'anything', 'else', 'poor', 'man', 'would', 'die', 'sent', 'back', 'got', 'back', 'prison', 'cell', 'bloody', 'battered', 'pow', 'asked', 'talk', 'could', 'talk', 'hand', 'tied', 'behind', 'back']","['three', 'pow', 'together', 'british', 'prison', 'second', 'world', 'war', 'german', 'japanese', 'italian']","['british', 'began', 'torturing', 'german', 'long', 'hour', 'silence', 'infected', 'bloodcurdling', 'scream', 'talked', 'sent', 'back', 'prison', 'ashamed', 'told', 'others', 'done', 'urged', 'stronger', 'next', 'began', 'torturing', 'japanese', 'man', 'pain', 'agony', 'stayed', 'strong', 'three', 'day', 'end', 'talked', 'sent', 'back', 'prison', 'brought', 'shame', 'family', 'country', 'finally', 'sent', 'italian', 'unending', 'three', 'week', 'tortured', 'realized', 'anything', 'else', 'poor', 'man', 'would', 'die', 'sent', 'back', 'got', 'back', 'prison', 'cell', 'bloody', 'battered', 'pow', 'asked', 'talk', 'could', 'talk', 'hand', 'tied', 'behind', 'back', 'three', 'pow', 'together', 'british', 'prison', 'second', 'world', 'war', 'german', 'japanese', 'italian']",82
+"Nice weather, hot girls playing beach volleyball, barbeques everywhere, laughter and joy. All of a sudden, Satan comes up to him. ""Welcome to hell. Enjoy yourself, have a drink, have a hamburger and check out the area. If you need anything or have a question, feel free to ask me."" he says. The guy walks along the beach, has a few drinks with a nice girl. He walks over a hill, when he sees a hole in the ground, full with tormented people, flames rising up from the hole. The guy runs towards the beach until he finds Satan. ""Hey, I found this hole and all these people are being tormented... What´s that about?"" ""Oh,"" Satan says, ""that´s for the Christians, they want it that way.""",4p4uhe,17895,A guy dies and wakes up on a beach.,"['nice', 'weather', 'hot', 'girl', 'playing', 'beach', 'volleyball', 'barbeque', 'everywhere', 'laughter', 'joy', 'sudden', 'satan', 'come', 'welcome', 'hell', 'enjoy', 'drink', 'hamburger', 'check', 'area', 'need', 'anything', 'question', 'feel', 'free', 'ask', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'along', 'beach', 'drink', 'nice', 'girl', 'walk', 'hill', 'see', 'hole', 'ground', 'full', 'tormented', 'people', 'flame', 'rising', 'hole', 'guy', 'run', 'towards', 'beach', 'find', 'satan', 'hey', 'found', 'hole', 'people', 'tormented', 'oh', 'satan', 'say', 'christian', 'want', 'way']","['guy', 'dy', 'wake', 'beach']","['nice', 'weather', 'hot', 'girl', 'playing', 'beach', 'volleyball', 'barbeque', 'everywhere', 'laughter', 'joy', 'sudden', 'satan', 'come', 'welcome', 'hell', 'enjoy', 'drink', 'hamburger', 'check', 'area', 'need', 'anything', 'question', 'feel', 'free', 'ask', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'along', 'beach', 'drink', 'nice', 'girl', 'walk', 'hill', 'see', 'hole', 'ground', 'full', 'tormented', 'people', 'flame', 'rising', 'hole', 'guy', 'run', 'towards', 'beach', 'find', 'satan', 'hey', 'found', 'hole', 'people', 'tormented', 'oh', 'satan', 'say', 'christian', 'want', 'way', 'guy', 'dy', 'wake', 'beach']",67
+"“Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?”
+“No, but he always wanted to be.” ",5s09lq,17861,I want to be a millionaire just like my dad!!,"['wow', 'dad', 'millionaire', 'always', 'wanted']","['want', 'millionaire', 'like', 'dad']","['wow', 'dad', 'millionaire', 'always', 'wanted', 'want', 'millionaire', 'like', 'dad']",9
+"Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
+Me: Why?
+Her: To get to the ugly guy's house.
+Me:???
+Her: Knock knock
+Me: Who's there?
+Her: It's the chicken!",2propg,17800,Joke from my daughter,"['chicken', 'cross', 'road', 'get', 'ugly', 'guy', 'house', 'knock', 'knock', 'chicken']","['joke', 'daughter']","['chicken', 'cross', 'road', 'get', 'ugly', 'guy', 'house', 'knock', 'knock', 'chicken', 'joke', 'daughter']",12
+It means a lot.,4f6e6i,17748,"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me.","['mean', 'lot']","['thanks', 'explaining', 'word', 'many']","['mean', 'lot', 'thanks', 'explaining', 'word', 'many']",6
+"A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to nab a drunk-driver.
+
+At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry.
+
+The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.
+
+He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his car.
+
+After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.
+
+He sat in the car a good 10 minutes as the other pub patrons left.
+
+He turned his lights on, then off.
+
+He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.
+
+Finally, when his was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.
+
+The cop, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.
+
+He administered the breathalyzer test and, to his great surprise, the man easily passed.
+
+The cop was dumbfounded.
+
+'This equipment must be broken,' exclaimed the policeman.
+
+'I doubt it,' said the man. 'Tonight I'm the DD...Designated Decoy.'
+
+__________________________________
+
+
+Edit: Those who think he can still get arrested.. I know it guys. Don't take it literally. Its a JOKE.
+
+Sometimes it might actually happen, right? Just enjoy possibility. :)",4t4bov,17728,"Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?","['cop', 'waited', 'outside', 'popular', 'pub', 'hoping', 'nab', 'closing', 'time', 'everyone', 'came', 'spotted', 'potential', 'quarry', 'man', 'obviously', 'inebriated', 'could', 'barely', 'walk', 'stumbled', 'around', 'parking', 'lot', 'minute', 'looking', 'car', 'trying', 'key', 'five', 'others', 'finally', 'found', 'vehicle', 'sat', 'car', 'good', 'minute', 'pub', 'patron', 'left', 'turned', 'light', 'started', 'pull', 'forward', 'grass', 'stopped', 'finally', 'last', 'car', 'pulled', 'onto', 'road', 'started', 'drive', 'away', 'cop', 'waiting', 'turned', 'light', 'pulled', 'man', 'administered', 'breathalyzer', 'test', 'great', 'surprise', 'man', 'easily', 'passed', 'cop', 'dumbfounded', 'equipment', 'must', 'broken', 'exclaimed', 'policeman', 'doubt', 'said', 'man', 'dd', 'designated', 'decoy', 'edit', 'think', 'still', 'get', 'arrested', 'know', 'guy', 'take', 'literally', 'joke', 'sometimes', 'might', 'actually', 'happen', 'right', 'enjoy', 'possibility']","['excuse', 'sir', 'much', 'drink', 'tonight']","['cop', 'waited', 'outside', 'popular', 'pub', 'hoping', 'nab', 'closing', 'time', 'everyone', 'came', 'spotted', 'potential', 'quarry', 'man', 'obviously', 'inebriated', 'could', 'barely', 'walk', 'stumbled', 'around', 'parking', 'lot', 'minute', 'looking', 'car', 'trying', 'key', 'five', 'others', 'finally', 'found', 'vehicle', 'sat', 'car', 'good', 'minute', 'pub', 'patron', 'left', 'turned', 'light', 'started', 'pull', 'forward', 'grass', 'stopped', 'finally', 'last', 'car', 'pulled', 'onto', 'road', 'started', 'drive', 'away', 'cop', 'waiting', 'turned', 'light', 'pulled', 'man', 'administered', 'breathalyzer', 'test', 'great', 'surprise', 'man', 'easily', 'passed', 'cop', 'dumbfounded', 'equipment', 'must', 'broken', 'exclaimed', 'policeman', 'doubt', 'said', 'man', 'dd', 'designated', 'decoy', 'edit', 'think', 'still', 'get', 'arrested', 'know', 'guy', 'take', 'literally', 'joke', 'sometimes', 'might', 'actually', 'happen', 'right', 'enjoy', 'possibility', 'excuse', 'sir', 'much', 'drink', 'tonight']",106
+"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...
+
+The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.",4q355h,17596,"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...","['englishman', 'scotsman', 'irishman', 'walk', 'bar', 'englishman', 'wanted', 'go', 'leave']","['englishman', 'scotsman', 'irishman', 'walk', 'bar']","['englishman', 'scotsman', 'irishman', 'walk', 'bar', 'englishman', 'wanted', 'go', 'leave', 'englishman', 'scotsman', 'irishman', 'walk', 'bar']",14
+"They should rename ""karma"" to ""creddit"" 
+
+They should also rename the ""share"" button to ""spreaddit"" 
+
+They should then also rename the ""delete"" button to ""shreddit"" 
+
+But they don't, and I don't geddit
+   
+       
+
+* Eddit: Wow, I did not expect to get gold for that one. Thank you all!",4rg86q,17512,Karma is a weird name...,"['rename', 'karma', 'creddit', 'also', 'rename', 'share', 'button', 'spreaddit', 'also', 'rename', 'delete', 'button', 'shreddit', 'geddit', 'eddit', 'wow', 'expect', 'get', 'gold', 'one', 'thank']","['karma', 'weird', 'name']","['rename', 'karma', 'creddit', 'also', 'rename', 'share', 'button', 'spreaddit', 'also', 'rename', 'delete', 'button', 'shreddit', 'geddit', 'eddit', 'wow', 'expect', 'get', 'gold', 'one', 'thank', 'karma', 'weird', 'name']",24
+,3nl79d,17485,"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay.",[],"['woman', 'sleep', 'bunch', 'guy', 'slut', 'guy', 'thing', 'gay']","['woman', 'sleep', 'bunch', 'guy', 'slut', 'guy', 'thing', 'gay']",8
+"Dear Sir,
+
+We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...",31w4s1,17331,What's a pirate's least favourite letter?,"['dear', 'sir', 'writing', 'violated', 'copyright']","['pirate', 'least', 'favourite', 'letter']","['dear', 'sir', 'writing', 'violated', 'copyright', 'pirate', 'least', 'favourite', 'letter']",9
+Orange will be the new Black. ,4xdxwo,17321,"If Trump replaces Obama as president,","['orange', 'new', 'black']","['trump', 'replaces', 'obama', 'president']","['orange', 'new', 'black', 'trump', 'replaces', 'obama', 'president']",7
+"....what happens next will shock you.""",4dl0nl,17321,"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......","['happens', 'next', 'shock']","['court', 'decision', 'hereby', 'find', 'guilty', 'clickbait', 'sentence', 'death', 'electric', 'chair']","['happens', 'next', 'shock', 'court', 'decision', 'hereby', 'find', 'guilty', 'clickbait', 'sentence', 'death', 'electric', 'chair']",13
+"after a moment of awkward silence, I said: ""Well I guess you should have been there"".",4i5p7u,17289,I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh.,"['moment', 'awkward', 'silence', 'said', 'well', 'guess']","['told', 'god', 'holocaust', 'joke', 'laugh']","['moment', 'awkward', 'silence', 'said', 'well', 'guess', 'told', 'god', 'holocaust', 'joke', 'laugh']",11
+"Riceless
+
+Edit: Just got back from incubating eggs to find out my brother now knows my username.Thank you. ",4urg3l,17194,Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:,"['riceless', 'edit', 'got', 'back', 'incubating', 'egg', 'find', 'brother', 'know']","['chinese', 'takeout', 'price', 'gas', 'get', 'making', 'way', 'home', 'realizing', 'forgot', 'one', 'container']","['riceless', 'edit', 'got', 'back', 'incubating', 'egg', 'find', 'brother', 'know', 'chinese', 'takeout', 'price', 'gas', 'get', 'making', 'way', 'home', 'realizing', 'forgot', 'one', 'container']",21
+"One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists  in the world.
+
+On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, ""I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!""
+
+The drivers agrees, ""You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.""
+
+""That's a great idea!"" says Einstein ""Lets switch places then!""
+
+So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
+
+But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn't be able to respond. 
+
+So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. 
+
+The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
+
+The driver looks at him, dead in the eyes and says : ""Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me.""",4knoq9,17080,"One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world...","['one', 'day', 'einstein', 'give', 'conference', 'top', 'scientist', 'world', 'way', 'tell', 'driver', 'look', 'bit', 'like', 'sick', 'conference', 'always', 'say', 'thing', 'driver', 'agrees', 'right', 'driver', 'attended', 'even', 'though', 'know', 'anything', 'science', 'could', 'give', 'conference', 'place', 'great', 'idea', 'say', 'einstein', 'let', 'switch', 'place', 'switch', 'clothes', 'soon', 'arrive', 'driver', 'dressed', 'einstein', 'go', 'stage', 'start', 'giving', 'usual', 'speech', 'real', 'einstein', 'dressed', 'car', 'driver', 'attends', 'crowd', 'one', 'scientist', 'wanted', 'impress', 'everyone', 'thought', 'difficult', 'question', 'ask', 'einstein', 'hoping', 'would', 'able', 'respond', 'guy', 'stand', 'interrupt', 'conference', 'posing', 'difficult', 'question', 'whole', 'room', 'go', 'silent', 'holding', 'breath', 'waiting', 'response', 'driver', 'look', 'dead', 'eye', 'say', 'sir', 'question', 'easy', 'answer', 'going', 'let', 'driver', 'reply']","['one', 'day', 'einstein', 'give', 'conference', 'top', 'scientist', 'world']","['one', 'day', 'einstein', 'give', 'conference', 'top', 'scientist', 'world', 'way', 'tell', 'driver', 'look', 'bit', 'like', 'sick', 'conference', 'always', 'say', 'thing', 'driver', 'agrees', 'right', 'driver', 'attended', 'even', 'though', 'know', 'anything', 'science', 'could', 'give', 'conference', 'place', 'great', 'idea', 'say', 'einstein', 'let', 'switch', 'place', 'switch', 'clothes', 'soon', 'arrive', 'driver', 'dressed', 'einstein', 'go', 'stage', 'start', 'giving', 'usual', 'speech', 'real', 'einstein', 'dressed', 'car', 'driver', 'attends', 'crowd', 'one', 'scientist', 'wanted', 'impress', 'everyone', 'thought', 'difficult', 'question', 'ask', 'einstein', 'hoping', 'would', 'able', 'respond', 'guy', 'stand', 'interrupt', 'conference', 'posing', 'difficult', 'question', 'whole', 'room', 'go', 'silent', 'holding', 'breath', 'waiting', 'response', 'driver', 'look', 'dead', 'eye', 'say', 'sir', 'question', 'easy', 'answer', 'going', 'let', 'driver', 'reply', 'one', 'day', 'einstein', 'give', 'conference', 'top', 'scientist', 'world']",110
+"""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!""
+
+""Why are you calling me Grandpa?""
+
+""Because I couldn't find it yesterday.""",4sjkh8,17011,"""Son, I found a condom in your room""","['gee', 'thanks', 'grandpa', 'calling', 'grandpa', 'could', 'find', 'yesterday']","['son', 'found', 'condom', 'room']","['gee', 'thanks', 'grandpa', 'calling', 'grandpa', 'could', 'find', 'yesterday', 'son', 'found', 'condom', 'room']",12
+"""That's all well and good"", I replied, ""but until you fix it I'm not buying the car.""
+
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+
+Unfortunately, the site I got this joke from many months ago is now down so I can't give them the credit it deserve. But here's a different site with it anyway...
+Edit: someone said the website is banned on Reddit-I don't know whether it is or not but I took it off to be safe.",4xubry,16911,"""When one door closes, another opens"", he said.","['well', 'good', 'replied', 'fix', 'buying', 'car', 'unfortunately', 'site', 'got', 'joke', 'many', 'month', 'ago', 'ca', 'give', 'credit', 'deserve', 'different', 'site', 'anyway', 'edit', 'someone', 'said', 'website', 'banned', 'know', 'whether', 'took', 'safe']","['one', 'door', 'close', 'another', 'open', 'said']","['well', 'good', 'replied', 'fix', 'buying', 'car', 'unfortunately', 'site', 'got', 'joke', 'many', 'month', 'ago', 'ca', 'give', 'credit', 'deserve', 'different', 'site', 'anyway', 'edit', 'someone', 'said', 'website', 'banned', 'know', 'whether', 'took', 'safe', 'one', 'door', 'close', 'another', 'open', 'said']",35
+"She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop owner, ""Why so cheap?"" The owner says ""This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things."" The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway. She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is ""Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking."" The lady finds it amusing. Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says ""New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight."" The girls are shocked but laugh it off. A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says ""Hey Jim.""",4z0ffr,16857,A lady walks into a pet store...,"['see', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sign', 'cage', 'obo', 'lady', 'asks', 'pet', 'shop', 'owner', 'cheap', 'owner', 'say', 'bird', 'used', 'live', 'brothel', 'say', 'lot', 'inappropriate', 'thing', 'lady', 'ca', 'pas', 'deal', 'decides', 'get', 'bird', 'anyway', 'get', 'bird', 'home', 'first', 'thing', 'bird', 'say', 'finally', 'cleaned', 'dump', 'new', 'madam', 'bad', 'looking', 'lady', 'find', 'amusing', 'two', 'teen', 'daughter', 'get', 'home', 'bird', 'say', 'new', 'whore', 'house', 'business', 'booming', 'tonight', 'girl', 'shocked', 'laugh', 'hour', 'later', 'woman', 'husband', 'get', 'home', 'bird', 'say', 'hey', 'jim']","['lady', 'walk', 'pet', 'store']","['see', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'sign', 'cage', 'obo', 'lady', 'asks', 'pet', 'shop', 'owner', 'cheap', 'owner', 'say', 'bird', 'used', 'live', 'brothel', 'say', 'lot', 'inappropriate', 'thing', 'lady', 'ca', 'pas', 'deal', 'decides', 'get', 'bird', 'anyway', 'get', 'bird', 'home', 'first', 'thing', 'bird', 'say', 'finally', 'cleaned', 'dump', 'new', 'madam', 'bad', 'looking', 'lady', 'find', 'amusing', 'two', 'teen', 'daughter', 'get', 'home', 'bird', 'say', 'new', 'whore', 'house', 'business', 'booming', 'tonight', 'girl', 'shocked', 'laugh', 'hour', 'later', 'woman', 'husband', 'get', 'home', 'bird', 'say', 'hey', 'jim', 'lady', 'walk', 'pet', 'store']",77
+"I replied, ""Dude, it's 2017, you can use any printer you want.""",5sfwmc,16824,A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printer was,"['replied', 'dude', 'use', 'printer', 'want']","['black', 'guy', 'library', 'asked', 'colored', 'printer']","['replied', 'dude', 'use', 'printer', 'want', 'black', 'guy', 'library', 'asked', 'colored', 'printer']",11
+"They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.
+
+TAKE THAT CROC LOBBY #againstbigcroc 
+
+I understand if I get downvoted. ",4i0jrx,16790,What does wearing crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common?,"['feel', 'good', 'look', 'realize', 'gay', 'take', 'croc', 'lobby', 'againstbigcroc', 'understand', 'get', 'downvoted']","['wearing', 'crocs', 'getting', 'blowjob', 'man', 'common']","['feel', 'good', 'look', 'realize', 'gay', 'take', 'croc', 'lobby', 'againstbigcroc', 'understand', 'get', 'downvoted', 'wearing', 'crocs', 'getting', 'blowjob', 'man', 'common']",18
+"A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, ""Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?"" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes."" Eventually the lady asks, ""Aren't you gonna bite them?"" He replies, ""No, it's too expensive.""",3vf4y0,16748,"A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, ""Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?"" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.","['man', 'saw', 'lady', 'big', 'breast', 'asked', 'excuse', 'bite', 'breast', 'agrees', 'go', 'secluded', 'corner', 'open', 'blouse', 'man', 'put', 'face', 'breast', 'minute', 'eventually', 'lady', 'asks', 'gon', 'na', 'bite', 'reply', 'expensive']","['man', 'saw', 'lady', 'big', 'breast', 'asked', 'excuse', 'bite', 'breast', 'agrees', 'go', 'secluded', 'corner', 'open', 'blouse']","['man', 'saw', 'lady', 'big', 'breast', 'asked', 'excuse', 'bite', 'breast', 'agrees', 'go', 'secluded', 'corner', 'open', 'blouse', 'man', 'put', 'face', 'breast', 'minute', 'eventually', 'lady', 'asks', 'gon', 'na', 'bite', 'reply', 'expensive', 'man', 'saw', 'lady', 'big', 'breast', 'asked', 'excuse', 'bite', 'breast', 'agrees', 'go', 'secluded', 'corner', 'open', 'blouse']",43
+"""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted.
+
+""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour.""",3hvisa,16633,"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" my dad told me.","['kidding', 'really', 'shouted', 'yup', 'get', 'ready', 'said', 'picking', 'hour']","['son', 'wanted', 'let', 'know', 'adopted', 'dad', 'told']","['kidding', 'really', 'shouted', 'yup', 'get', 'ready', 'said', 'picking', 'hour', 'son', 'wanted', 'let', 'know', 'adopted', 'dad', 'told']",16
+"She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety.
+Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog ""This"" so the name could be used in conversation.
+One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
+
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+Only Ninety's kids will remember This.",2wk1tp,16614,There once was a woman who had 100 children....,"['named', 'number', 'order', 'born', 'fire', 'died', 'except', 'ninety', 'ninety', 'went', 'kid', 'kind', 'loving', 'one', 'day', 'found', 'injured', 'dog', 'took', 'home', 'nursed', 'back', 'health', 'hid', 'dog', 'never', 'told', 'mother', 'afraid', 'would', 'kick', 'dog', 'fact', 'never', 'told', 'anyone', 'keep', 'arousing', 'suspicion', 'named', 'dog', 'name', 'could', 'used', 'conversation', 'one', 'day', 'ran', 'away', 'never', 'saw', 'one', 'else', 'knew', 'one', 'even', 'knew', 'dog', 'named', 'existed', 'ninety', 'kid', 'remember']","['woman', 'child']","['named', 'number', 'order', 'born', 'fire', 'died', 'except', 'ninety', 'ninety', 'went', 'kid', 'kind', 'loving', 'one', 'day', 'found', 'injured', 'dog', 'took', 'home', 'nursed', 'back', 'health', 'hid', 'dog', 'never', 'told', 'mother', 'afraid', 'would', 'kick', 'dog', 'fact', 'never', 'told', 'anyone', 'keep', 'arousing', 'suspicion', 'named', 'dog', 'name', 'could', 'used', 'conversation', 'one', 'day', 'ran', 'away', 'never', 'saw', 'one', 'else', 'knew', 'one', 'even', 'knew', 'dog', 'named', 'existed', 'ninety', 'kid', 'remember', 'woman', 'child']",65
+"Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?  
+Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.  
+Police: Then why are you reporting it now?  
+Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!",4xodhr,16411,Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?,"['police', 'report', 'stolen', 'credit', 'card', 'man', 'thief', 'spending', 'le', 'wife', 'police', 'reporting', 'man', 'think', 'thief', 'wife', 'started', 'using']","['police', 'report', 'stolen', 'credit', 'card']","['police', 'report', 'stolen', 'credit', 'card', 'man', 'thief', 'spending', 'le', 'wife', 'police', 'reporting', 'man', 'think', 'thief', 'wife', 'started', 'using', 'police', 'report', 'stolen', 'credit', 'card']",23
+"A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. 
+
+After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, ""Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."" 
+
+He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, ""What would you say is my best feature?"" 
+
+Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, ""It has to be your ears.""
+
+Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, ""My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?""
+
+Clearing his throat, he stammered, ""Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me.""
+
+Edit:  sweet front page thanks guys.  I wish I heard it coming.",4n2kpl,16368,Her best feature.... NSFW,"['teenage', 'boy', 'delivering', 'paper', 'apartment', 'house', 'stunning', 'young', 'woman', 'came', 'apartment', 'next', 'mailbox', 'wearing', 'robe', 'boy', 'smiled', 'young', 'woman', 'started', 'conversation', 'talked', 'robe', 'slipped', 'open', 'obvious', 'nothing', 'else', 'poor', 'kid', 'broke', 'sweat', 'trying', 'maintain', 'eye', 'contact', 'minute', 'flirting', 'placed', 'hand', 'arm', 'said', 'let', 'go', 'apartment', 'hear', 'someone', 'coming', 'followed', 'apartment', 'closed', 'door', 'leaned', 'allowing', 'robe', 'fall', 'completely', 'nude', 'purred', 'would', 'say', 'best', 'feature', 'flustered', 'embarrassed', 'finally', 'squeaked', 'ear', 'astounded', 'little', 'hurt', 'asked', 'ear', 'look', 'breast', 'full', 'inch', 'percent', 'natural', 'work', 'every', 'day', 'as', 'firm', 'solid', 'inch', 'waist', 'look', 'skin', 'blemish', 'anywhere', 'think', 'best', 'part', 'body', 'ear', 'clearing', 'throat', 'stammered', 'outside', 'said', 'heard', 'someone', 'coming', 'edit', 'sweet', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy', 'wish', 'heard', 'coming']","['best', 'feature', 'nsfw']","['teenage', 'boy', 'delivering', 'paper', 'apartment', 'house', 'stunning', 'young', 'woman', 'came', 'apartment', 'next', 'mailbox', 'wearing', 'robe', 'boy', 'smiled', 'young', 'woman', 'started', 'conversation', 'talked', 'robe', 'slipped', 'open', 'obvious', 'nothing', 'else', 'poor', 'kid', 'broke', 'sweat', 'trying', 'maintain', 'eye', 'contact', 'minute', 'flirting', 'placed', 'hand', 'arm', 'said', 'let', 'go', 'apartment', 'hear', 'someone', 'coming', 'followed', 'apartment', 'closed', 'door', 'leaned', 'allowing', 'robe', 'fall', 'completely', 'nude', 'purred', 'would', 'say', 'best', 'feature', 'flustered', 'embarrassed', 'finally', 'squeaked', 'ear', 'astounded', 'little', 'hurt', 'asked', 'ear', 'look', 'breast', 'full', 'inch', 'percent', 'natural', 'work', 'every', 'day', 'as', 'firm', 'solid', 'inch', 'waist', 'look', 'skin', 'blemish', 'anywhere', 'think', 'best', 'part', 'body', 'ear', 'clearing', 'throat', 'stammered', 'outside', 'said', 'heard', 'someone', 'coming', 'edit', 'sweet', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy', 'wish', 'heard', 'coming', 'best', 'feature', 'nsfw']",116
+Click bait,4n49uj,16229,Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else,"['click', 'bait']","['fisherman', 'hate', 'never', 'guess', 'one', 'strange', 'item', 'us', 'catch', 'fish', 'anyone', 'else']","['click', 'bait', 'fisherman', 'hate', 'never', 'guess', 'one', 'strange', 'item', 'us', 'catch', 'fish', 'anyone', 'else']",14
+She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away,5rpqie,16136,I went up to this really cute homeless girl and asked if I could take her home,"['looked', 'ecstatic', 'picked', 'box', 'started', 'walking', 'away']","['went', 'really', 'cute', 'homeless', 'girl', 'asked', 'could', 'take', 'home']","['looked', 'ecstatic', 'picked', 'box', 'started', 'walking', 'away', 'went', 'really', 'cute', 'homeless', 'girl', 'asked', 'could', 'take', 'home']",16
+It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.,4xbp58,16116,TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32.,"['seems', 'want', 'keep', 'alcohol', 'high', 'school']","['til', 'raised', 'minimum', 'drinking', 'age', 'arkansas']","['seems', 'want', 'keep', 'alcohol', 'high', 'school', 'til', 'raised', 'minimum', 'drinking', 'age', 'arkansas']",12
+"A blonde who finds herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offers her 10 to 1 odds, and says every time the blonde can not answer one of his questions, she owes him $5, but every time he cannot answer hers, he’ll give her $50. The lawyer figures he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepts.      
+The lawyer first asks, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”  
+Without saying a word the blonde hands him $5. The blonde then asks, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”  
+Well, the lawyer is puzzled. He takes several hours, looking up everything he can on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gives up and pays the blonde $50  
+The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insists, “What is the answer to your question?”  
+Without saying a word, the blonde hands him $5.",50b5ex,16098,A blonde finds herself sitting next to a lawyer on a plane..,"['blonde', 'find', 'sitting', 'next', 'lawyer', 'airplane', 'lawyer', 'keep', 'bugging', 'blonde', 'wanting', 'play', 'game', 'intelligence', 'finally', 'lawyer', 'offer', 'odds', 'say', 'every', 'time', 'blonde', 'answer', 'one', 'question', 'owes', 'every', 'time', 'answer', 'give', 'lawyer', 'figure', 'could', 'lose', 'blonde', 'reluctantly', 'accepts', 'lawyer', 'first', 'asks', 'distance', 'earth', 'nearest', 'star', 'without', 'saying', 'word', 'blonde', 'hand', 'blonde', 'asks', 'go', 'hill', 'leg', 'come', 'back', 'hill', 'leg', 'well', 'lawyer', 'puzzled', 'take', 'several', 'hour', 'looking', 'everything', 'laptop', 'even', 'placing', 'numerous', 'phone', 'call', 'trying', 'find', 'answer', 'finally', 'angry', 'frustrated', 'give', 'pay', 'blonde', 'blonde', 'put', 'purse', 'without', 'comment', 'lawyer', 'insists', 'answer', 'question', 'without', 'saying', 'word', 'blonde', 'hand']","['blonde', 'find', 'sitting', 'next', 'lawyer', 'plane']","['blonde', 'find', 'sitting', 'next', 'lawyer', 'airplane', 'lawyer', 'keep', 'bugging', 'blonde', 'wanting', 'play', 'game', 'intelligence', 'finally', 'lawyer', 'offer', 'odds', 'say', 'every', 'time', 'blonde', 'answer', 'one', 'question', 'owes', 'every', 'time', 'answer', 'give', 'lawyer', 'figure', 'could', 'lose', 'blonde', 'reluctantly', 'accepts', 'lawyer', 'first', 'asks', 'distance', 'earth', 'nearest', 'star', 'without', 'saying', 'word', 'blonde', 'hand', 'blonde', 'asks', 'go', 'hill', 'leg', 'come', 'back', 'hill', 'leg', 'well', 'lawyer', 'puzzled', 'take', 'several', 'hour', 'looking', 'everything', 'laptop', 'even', 'placing', 'numerous', 'phone', 'call', 'trying', 'find', 'answer', 'finally', 'angry', 'frustrated', 'give', 'pay', 'blonde', 'blonde', 'put', 'purse', 'without', 'comment', 'lawyer', 'insists', 'answer', 'question', 'without', 'saying', 'word', 'blonde', 'hand', 'blonde', 'find', 'sitting', 'next', 'lawyer', 'plane']",101
+" There was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yuan for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. 
+
+She asked the teller, ""Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hundred dollar for yuan. Today I only get hundred eighty? Why it change?""
+
+The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ""Fluctuations. 
+
+The Asian lady says, ""Fluck you white people too!""
+",4x4wgj,16059,So I was at my bank today.,"['short', 'line', 'one', 'lady', 'front', 'asian', 'lady', 'trying', 'exchange', 'yuan', 'dollar', 'obvious', 'little', 'irritated', 'asked', 'teller', 'change', 'yesterday', 'get', 'two', 'hundred', 'dollar', 'yuan', 'today', 'get', 'hundred', 'eighty', 'change', 'teller', 'shrugged', 'shoulder', 'said', 'fluctuation', 'asian', 'lady', 'say', 'fluck', 'white', 'people']","['bank', 'today']","['short', 'line', 'one', 'lady', 'front', 'asian', 'lady', 'trying', 'exchange', 'yuan', 'dollar', 'obvious', 'little', 'irritated', 'asked', 'teller', 'change', 'yesterday', 'get', 'two', 'hundred', 'dollar', 'yuan', 'today', 'get', 'hundred', 'eighty', 'change', 'teller', 'shrugged', 'shoulder', 'said', 'fluctuation', 'asian', 'lady', 'say', 'fluck', 'white', 'people', 'bank', 'today']",41
+The plot thickens.,4rmqx8,16052,"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.","['plot', 'thickens']","['suspected', 'someone', 'adding', 'soil', 'garden']","['plot', 'thickens', 'suspected', 'someone', 'adding', 'soil', 'garden']",7
+"However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
+
+'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.'
+
+'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile.
+
+The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams.
+
+At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:
+
+'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?'
+
+'The gold.'
+
+'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness, because that's more important than money.'
+
+'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student.
+
+The teacher turns red, and he's so angry he writes ""ass"" on the student's paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:
+
+'Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!'",4x1q75,16006,A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch,"['however', 'teacher', 'looked', 'student', 'arrogant', 'face', 'said', 'swan', 'sha', 'friend', 'pig', 'shall', 'fly', 'answered', 'student', 'smile', 'teacher', 'clearly', 'vexed', 'cheeky', 'reply', 'decided', 'make', 'sure', 'everything', 'power', 'fail', 'student', 'exam', 'oral', 'exam', 'gave', 'student', 'hardest', 'question', 'student', 'amazing', 'answer', 'everything', 'therefore', 'hoping', 'could', 'still', 'fail', 'victim', 'teacher', 'asked', 'trickier', 'question', 'walking', 'road', 'find', 'two', 'bag', 'one', 'contains', 'gold', 'cleverness', 'bag', 'choose', 'gold', 'agree', 'choose', 'cleverness', 'important', 'money', 'would', 'choose', 'say', 'student', 'teacher', 'turn', 'red', 'angry', 'writes', 'as', 'student', 'paper', 'student', 'leaf', 'without', 'looking', 'paper', 'however', 'return', 'shortly', 'give', 'back', 'paper', 'say', 'sir', 'sign', 'paper', 'forgot', 'give', 'grade']","['university', 'student', 'wanted', 'sit', 'next', 'one', 'teacher', 'lunch']","['however', 'teacher', 'looked', 'student', 'arrogant', 'face', 'said', 'swan', 'sha', 'friend', 'pig', 'shall', 'fly', 'answered', 'student', 'smile', 'teacher', 'clearly', 'vexed', 'cheeky', 'reply', 'decided', 'make', 'sure', 'everything', 'power', 'fail', 'student', 'exam', 'oral', 'exam', 'gave', 'student', 'hardest', 'question', 'student', 'amazing', 'answer', 'everything', 'therefore', 'hoping', 'could', 'still', 'fail', 'victim', 'teacher', 'asked', 'trickier', 'question', 'walking', 'road', 'find', 'two', 'bag', 'one', 'contains', 'gold', 'cleverness', 'bag', 'choose', 'gold', 'agree', 'choose', 'cleverness', 'important', 'money', 'would', 'choose', 'say', 'student', 'teacher', 'turn', 'red', 'angry', 'writes', 'as', 'student', 'paper', 'student', 'leaf', 'without', 'looking', 'paper', 'however', 'return', 'shortly', 'give', 'back', 'paper', 'say', 'sir', 'sign', 'paper', 'forgot', 'give', 'grade', 'university', 'student', 'wanted', 'sit', 'next', 'one', 'teacher', 'lunch']",104
+"They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
+
+ ""Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."" 
+
+""You foul-mouthed swine,"" retorted the lady indignantly. ""In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"" 
+
+""Hey, coola down lady,"" said the man. ""Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 
+'Mississippi'."" 
+
+
+
+",2c2957,15996,Two Italian men get on a bus...,"['sit', 'engage', 'animated', 'conversation', 'lady', 'sitting', 'behind', 'ignores', 'first', 'attention', 'galvanized', 'hears', 'one', 'men', 'say', 'following', 'emma', 'come', 'first', 'den', 'come', 'den', 'two', 'ass', 'come', 'together', 'come', 'two', 'ass', 'come', 'together', 'come', 'pee', 'twice', 'come', 'one', 'lasta', 'time', 'swine', 'retorted', 'lady', 'indignantly', 'country', 'talk', 'sex', 'life', 'public', 'hey', 'coola', 'lady', 'said', 'man', 'talkin', 'abouta', 'sexa', 'justa', 'tellin', 'frienda', 'spella']","['two', 'italian', 'men', 'get', 'bus']","['sit', 'engage', 'animated', 'conversation', 'lady', 'sitting', 'behind', 'ignores', 'first', 'attention', 'galvanized', 'hears', 'one', 'men', 'say', 'following', 'emma', 'come', 'first', 'den', 'come', 'den', 'two', 'ass', 'come', 'together', 'come', 'two', 'ass', 'come', 'together', 'come', 'pee', 'twice', 'come', 'one', 'lasta', 'time', 'swine', 'retorted', 'lady', 'indignantly', 'country', 'talk', 'sex', 'life', 'public', 'hey', 'coola', 'lady', 'said', 'man', 'talkin', 'abouta', 'sexa', 'justa', 'tellin', 'frienda', 'spella', 'two', 'italian', 'men', 'get', 'bus']",64
+"The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. 
+
+The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’
+
+‘I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
+
+The auditor thinks for a moment and says, ‘Okay. Go ahead. ‘
+
+Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
+
+The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
+
+Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
+
+Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
+
+The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
+
+Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
+
+‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’
+
+The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
+
+Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
+
+The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. 
+
+But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
+
+‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks. 
+
+‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.’",46ae5i,15987,Grandpa was summoned for an audit.,"['irs', 'decides', 'audit', 'grandpa', 'summons', 'irs', 'office', 'irs', 'auditor', 'surprised', 'grandpa', 'showed', 'attorney', 'auditor', 'said', 'well', 'sir', 'extravagant', 'lifestyle', 'employment', 'explain', 'saying', 'win', 'money', 'gambling', 'sure', 'irs', 'find', 'great', 'gambler', 'prove', 'say', 'grandpa', 'demonstration', 'auditor', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'ahead', 'grandpa', 'say', 'bet', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bite', 'auditor', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'grandpa', 'remove', 'glass', 'eye', 'bite', 'auditor', 'jaw', 'drop', 'grandpa', 'say', 'bet', 'two', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bite', 'auditor', 'tell', 'grandpa', 'blind', 'take', 'bet', 'grandpa', 'remove', 'denture', 'bite', 'good', 'eye', 'stunned', 'auditor', 'realizes', 'wagered', 'lost', 'three', 'grand', 'grandpa', 'attorney', 'witness', 'start', 'get', 'nervous', 'want', 'go', 'double', 'nothing', 'grandpa', 'asks', 'bet', 'six', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'stand', 'one', 'side', 'desk', 'pee', 'wastebasket', 'side', 'never', 'get', 'drop', 'anywhere', 'auditor', 'twice', 'burned', 'cautious', 'look', 'carefully', 'decides', 'way', 'old', 'guy', 'could', 'possibly', 'manage', 'stunt', 'agrees', 'grandpa', 'stand', 'beside', 'desk', 'unzips', 'pant', 'although', 'strain', 'mightily', 'make', 'stream', 'reach', 'wastebasket', 'side', 'pretty', 'much', 'urinates', 'auditor', 'desk', 'auditor', 'leap', 'joy', 'realizing', 'turned', 'major', 'loss', 'huge', 'win', 'grandpa', 'attorney', 'moan', 'put', 'head', 'hand', 'okay', 'auditor', 'asks', 'really', 'say', 'attorney', 'morning', 'grandpa', 'told', 'summoned', 'audit', 'bet', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'could', 'come', 'pee', 'desk', 'happy']","['grandpa', 'summoned', 'audit']","['irs', 'decides', 'audit', 'grandpa', 'summons', 'irs', 'office', 'irs', 'auditor', 'surprised', 'grandpa', 'showed', 'attorney', 'auditor', 'said', 'well', 'sir', 'extravagant', 'lifestyle', 'employment', 'explain', 'saying', 'win', 'money', 'gambling', 'sure', 'irs', 'find', 'great', 'gambler', 'prove', 'say', 'grandpa', 'demonstration', 'auditor', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'ahead', 'grandpa', 'say', 'bet', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bite', 'auditor', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'grandpa', 'remove', 'glass', 'eye', 'bite', 'auditor', 'jaw', 'drop', 'grandpa', 'say', 'bet', 'two', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'bite', 'auditor', 'tell', 'grandpa', 'blind', 'take', 'bet', 'grandpa', 'remove', 'denture', 'bite', 'good', 'eye', 'stunned', 'auditor', 'realizes', 'wagered', 'lost', 'three', 'grand', 'grandpa', 'attorney', 'witness', 'start', 'get', 'nervous', 'want', 'go', 'double', 'nothing', 'grandpa', 'asks', 'bet', 'six', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'stand', 'one', 'side', 'desk', 'pee', 'wastebasket', 'side', 'never', 'get', 'drop', 'anywhere', 'auditor', 'twice', 'burned', 'cautious', 'look', 'carefully', 'decides', 'way', 'old', 'guy', 'could', 'possibly', 'manage', 'stunt', 'agrees', 'grandpa', 'stand', 'beside', 'desk', 'unzips', 'pant', 'although', 'strain', 'mightily', 'make', 'stream', 'reach', 'wastebasket', 'side', 'pretty', 'much', 'urinates', 'auditor', 'desk', 'auditor', 'leap', 'joy', 'realizing', 'turned', 'major', 'loss', 'huge', 'win', 'grandpa', 'attorney', 'moan', 'put', 'head', 'hand', 'okay', 'auditor', 'asks', 'really', 'say', 'attorney', 'morning', 'grandpa', 'told', 'summoned', 'audit', 'bet', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'could', 'come', 'pee', 'desk', 'happy', 'grandpa', 'summoned', 'audit']",183
+"They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
+
+Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!",4vk75w,15956,What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?,"['contain', 'high', 'amount', 'trans', 'fat', 'edit', 'omg', 'guy', 'expect', 'take', 'much', 'thanks', 'guy']","['tumblr', 'kfc', 'chicken', 'common']","['contain', 'high', 'amount', 'trans', 'fat', 'edit', 'omg', 'guy', 'expect', 'take', 'much', 'thanks', 'guy', 'tumblr', 'kfc', 'chicken', 'common']",17
+Total recall,50yeda,15931,What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie,"['total', 'recall']","['samsung', 'ceo', 'favorite', 'movie']","['total', 'recall', 'samsung', 'ceo', 'favorite', 'movie']",6
+I'm not letting you out.,50gyvt,15819,To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night:,['letting'],"['woman', 'keep', 'pounding', 'door', 'night']","['letting', 'woman', 'keep', 'pounding', 'door', 'night']",6
+"She told me to use the back door and I'd have to be quick.
+
+In retrospect I should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.",4niphi,15734,I was having sex with a woman when her husband came home early.,"['told', 'use', 'back', 'door', 'quick', 'retrospect', 'left', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'offer', 'like']","['sex', 'woman', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'early']","['told', 'use', 'back', 'door', 'quick', 'retrospect', 'left', 'every', 'day', 'get', 'offer', 'like', 'sex', 'woman', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'early']",18
+"and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, ""George, what can I do to best serve the United States?""
+
+The ghost of George Washington responds, ""Never tell a lie.""
+
+She says, ""Oh, I don't think I can do that.""
+
+The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, ""Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?""
+
+The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, ""Listen to the people.""
+
+She says, ""Oh, I don't think I can do that.""
+
+On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, ""Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?""
+
+The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, ""Go see a play.""",45l9tf,15714,"Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .","['first', 'night', 'spends', 'white', 'house', 'visited', 'ghost', 'george', 'washington', 'asks', 'george', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'george', 'washington', 'responds', 'never', 'tell', 'lie', 'say', 'oh', 'think', 'next', 'night', 'visited', 'ghost', 'thomas', 'jefferson', 'asks', 'thomas', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'thomas', 'jefferson', 'responds', 'listen', 'people', 'say', 'oh', 'think', 'third', 'night', 'visited', 'ghost', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'asks', 'abraham', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'responds', 'go', 'see', 'play']","['hillary', 'clinton', 'elected', 'president']","['first', 'night', 'spends', 'white', 'house', 'visited', 'ghost', 'george', 'washington', 'asks', 'george', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'george', 'washington', 'responds', 'never', 'tell', 'lie', 'say', 'oh', 'think', 'next', 'night', 'visited', 'ghost', 'thomas', 'jefferson', 'asks', 'thomas', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'thomas', 'jefferson', 'responds', 'listen', 'people', 'say', 'oh', 'think', 'third', 'night', 'visited', 'ghost', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'asks', 'abraham', 'best', 'serve', 'united', 'state', 'ghost', 'abraham', 'lincoln', 'responds', 'go', 'see', 'play', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'elected', 'president']",69
+"God said, 
+
+""I think I'm going to call it a day.""",4vrufl,15658,"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?""","['god', 'said', 'think', 'going', 'call', 'day']","['god', 'created', 'hour', 'alternating', 'darkness', 'light', 'one', 'angel', 'asked', 'going']","['god', 'said', 'think', 'going', 'call', 'day', 'god', 'created', 'hour', 'alternating', 'darkness', 'light', 'one', 'angel', 'asked', 'going']",16
+If it floats:  boy ant.,2snmui,15653,You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant....,"['float', 'boy', 'ant']","['tell', 'sex', 'ant', 'dropping', 'jug', 'water', 'sink', 'girl', 'ant']","['float', 'boy', 'ant', 'tell', 'sex', 'ant', 'dropping', 'jug', 'water', 'sink', 'girl', 'ant']",12
+"A ""subreddit""",4gqtpz,15613,"If a single stick is called a ""fag"", and a bundle of ""fags"" is called a ""faggot"", then what do you call a group of ""faggots""?",['subreddit'],"['single', 'stick', 'called', 'fag', 'bundle', 'fag', 'called', 'faggot', 'call', 'group', 'faggot']","['subreddit', 'single', 'stick', 'called', 'fag', 'bundle', 'fag', 'called', 'faggot', 'call', 'group', 'faggot']",12
+"He has a confused, lost look on his face, so his wife asks what's wrong.
+
+The man turns to her and says, ""I've been having the strangest urge at work lately.""
+
+His wife, being the caring woman she is, asks ""What is it.""
+
+The man sighs and says, ""I keep wanting to put my dick in the pickle slicer.""
+
+The woman stifles a laugh tells her husband not to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
+
+A few weeks go by, and the man only wabts to put his penis in the pickle slicer more and more, so he goes to his manager, to ask for help, and the manager refers him to an occupational therapist and gives him some time off.  Nothing helps though, the therapist refers him to a real psychologist, hoping that maybe they can cure this man's affliction.
+
+So one day the man comes home to his wife and says with a sigh, ""Honey, I got fired today. I put my penis in the pickle slicer.""
+
+She gasps, crying out ""oh my god! You have to go to the hospital!""
+
+The man looks up at her, ""Oh no, I'm perfectly fine. I feel great, actually.""
+
+His wife is now completely bewildered, ""But, bu--your peni- and the pickle slicer!?""
+
+The man shrugs, ""Yeah, she got fired, too.""",4lqbev,15602,A man comes home to his wife from his job at a relish factory one day...,"['confused', 'lost', 'look', 'face', 'wife', 'asks', 'wrong', 'man', 'turn', 'say', 'strangest', 'urge', 'work', 'lately', 'wife', 'caring', 'woman', 'asks', 'man', 'sigh', 'say', 'keep', 'wanting', 'put', 'dick', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'woman', 'stifle', 'laugh', 'tell', 'husband', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'week', 'go', 'man', 'wabts', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'go', 'manager', 'ask', 'help', 'manager', 'refers', 'occupational', 'therapist', 'give', 'time', 'nothing', 'help', 'though', 'therapist', 'refers', 'real', 'psychologist', 'hoping', 'maybe', 'cure', 'man', 'affliction', 'one', 'day', 'man', 'come', 'home', 'wife', 'say', 'sigh', 'honey', 'got', 'fired', 'today', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'gasp', 'cry', 'oh', 'god', 'go', 'hospital', 'man', 'look', 'oh', 'perfectly', 'fine', 'feel', 'great', 'actually', 'wife', 'completely', 'bewildered', 'bu', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'man', 'shrug', 'yeah', 'got', 'fired']","['man', 'come', 'home', 'wife', 'job', 'relish', 'factory', 'one', 'day']","['confused', 'lost', 'look', 'face', 'wife', 'asks', 'wrong', 'man', 'turn', 'say', 'strangest', 'urge', 'work', 'lately', 'wife', 'caring', 'woman', 'asks', 'man', 'sigh', 'say', 'keep', 'wanting', 'put', 'dick', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'woman', 'stifle', 'laugh', 'tell', 'husband', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'week', 'go', 'man', 'wabts', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'go', 'manager', 'ask', 'help', 'manager', 'refers', 'occupational', 'therapist', 'give', 'time', 'nothing', 'help', 'though', 'therapist', 'refers', 'real', 'psychologist', 'hoping', 'maybe', 'cure', 'man', 'affliction', 'one', 'day', 'man', 'come', 'home', 'wife', 'say', 'sigh', 'honey', 'got', 'fired', 'today', 'put', 'penis', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'gasp', 'cry', 'oh', 'god', 'go', 'hospital', 'man', 'look', 'oh', 'perfectly', 'fine', 'feel', 'great', 'actually', 'wife', 'completely', 'bewildered', 'bu', 'pickle', 'slicer', 'man', 'shrug', 'yeah', 'got', 'fired', 'man', 'come', 'home', 'wife', 'job', 'relish', 'factory', 'one', 'day']",116
+"For instance:   
+""Ben is in a hurry.""  
+""Ben is in a coma.""  ",4ir53p,15569,Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence...,"['instance', 'ben', 'hurry', 'ben', 'coma']","['coma', 'really', 'change', 'meaning', 'sentence']","['instance', 'ben', 'hurry', 'ben', 'coma', 'coma', 'really', 'change', 'meaning', 'sentence']",10
+"... and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
+
+The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
+
+The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
+
+The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
+
+She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
+
+To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.'
+
+'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says.
+
+'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
+
+'So I just switched the heads.'
+",4acr33,15546,A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary,"['wearing', 'expensive', 'expertly', 'tailored', 'black', 'suit', 'mortician', 'asks', 'deceased', 'wife', 'would', 'like', 'body', 'dressed', 'pointing', 'man', 'look', 'good', 'black', 'suit', 'already', 'wearing', 'widow', 'however', 'say', 'always', 'thought', 'husband', 'looked', 'best', 'blue', 'want', 'blue', 'suit', 'give', 'mortician', 'blank', 'check', 'say', 'care', 'cost', 'please', 'husband', 'blue', 'suit', 'viewing', 'woman', 'return', 'next', 'day', 'delight', 'find', 'husband', 'dressed', 'gorgeous', 'blue', 'suit', 'subtle', 'chalk', 'stripe', 'suit', 'fit', 'perfectly', 'say', 'mortician', 'cost', 'satisfied', 'excellent', 'job', 'grateful', 'much', 'spend', 'astonishment', 'mortician', 'present', 'blank', 'check', 'charge', 'really', 'must', 'compensate', 'cost', 'exquisite', 'blue', 'suit', 'say', 'mortician', 'say', 'cost', 'nothing', 'see', 'deceased', 'gentleman', 'husband', 'size', 'brought', 'shortly', 'left', 'yesterday', 'wearing', 'attractive', 'blue', 'suit', 'asked', 'wife', 'minded', 'going', 'grave', 'wearing', 'black', 'suit', 'instead', 'said', 'made', 'difference', 'long', 'looked', 'nice', 'switched', 'head']","['man', 'died', 'delivered', 'local', 'mortuary']","['wearing', 'expensive', 'expertly', 'tailored', 'black', 'suit', 'mortician', 'asks', 'deceased', 'wife', 'would', 'like', 'body', 'dressed', 'pointing', 'man', 'look', 'good', 'black', 'suit', 'already', 'wearing', 'widow', 'however', 'say', 'always', 'thought', 'husband', 'looked', 'best', 'blue', 'want', 'blue', 'suit', 'give', 'mortician', 'blank', 'check', 'say', 'care', 'cost', 'please', 'husband', 'blue', 'suit', 'viewing', 'woman', 'return', 'next', 'day', 'delight', 'find', 'husband', 'dressed', 'gorgeous', 'blue', 'suit', 'subtle', 'chalk', 'stripe', 'suit', 'fit', 'perfectly', 'say', 'mortician', 'cost', 'satisfied', 'excellent', 'job', 'grateful', 'much', 'spend', 'astonishment', 'mortician', 'present', 'blank', 'check', 'charge', 'really', 'must', 'compensate', 'cost', 'exquisite', 'blue', 'suit', 'say', 'mortician', 'say', 'cost', 'nothing', 'see', 'deceased', 'gentleman', 'husband', 'size', 'brought', 'shortly', 'left', 'yesterday', 'wearing', 'attractive', 'blue', 'suit', 'asked', 'wife', 'minded', 'going', 'grave', 'wearing', 'black', 'suit', 'instead', 'said', 'made', 'difference', 'long', 'looked', 'nice', 'switched', 'head', 'man', 'died', 'delivered', 'local', 'mortuary']",125
+"Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!",535a2y,15454,How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?,"['find', 'next', 'time', 'dragon', 'ball', 'z']","['many', 'super', 'saiyans', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['find', 'next', 'time', 'dragon', 'ball', 'z', 'many', 'super', 'saiyans', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",13
+"I mean the verb, not the adjective. ",4n9jmm,15435,In my spare time I help blind children.,"['mean', 'verb', 'adjective']","['spare', 'time', 'help', 'blind', 'child']","['mean', 'verb', 'adjective', 'spare', 'time', 'help', 'blind', 'child']",8
+" 
+A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
+
+During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
+
+Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
+
+Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.""
+
+About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?""
+
+He said ,""Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.""
+
+He sat down and wrote :
+
+Dear Mother:
+
+I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
+
+Love,
+
+your son
+
+Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
+
+Dear Son:
+
+I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
+
+Love,
+
+Mom.",3h4vhe,15426,A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate,"['mom', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate', 'course', 'meal', 'mother', 'could', 'help', 'notice', 'pretty', 'roommate', 'long', 'suspicious', 'relationship', 'two', 'made', 'curious', 'course', 'evening', 'watching', 'two', 'interact', 'started', 'wonder', 'roommate', 'met', 'eye', 'reading', 'mom', 'thought', 'son', 'volunteered', 'know', 'must', 'thinking', 'assure', 'roommate', 'week', 'later', 'roommate', 'came', 'saying', 'ever', 'since', 'mother', 'came', 'dinner', 'unable', 'find', 'silver', 'plate', 'suppose', 'took', 'said', 'well', 'doubt', 'email', 'sure', 'sat', 'wrote', 'dear', 'mother', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'house', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'fact', 'remains', 'missing', 'ever', 'since', 'dinner', 'love', 'son', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'received', 'email', 'mother', 'read', 'dear', 'son', 'saying', 'sleep', 'roommate', 'saying', 'sleep', 'fact', 'remains', 'sleeping', 'bed', 'would', 'found', 'silver', 'plate', 'love']","['mom', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate']","['mom', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate', 'course', 'meal', 'mother', 'could', 'help', 'notice', 'pretty', 'roommate', 'long', 'suspicious', 'relationship', 'two', 'made', 'curious', 'course', 'evening', 'watching', 'two', 'interact', 'started', 'wonder', 'roommate', 'met', 'eye', 'reading', 'mom', 'thought', 'son', 'volunteered', 'know', 'must', 'thinking', 'assure', 'roommate', 'week', 'later', 'roommate', 'came', 'saying', 'ever', 'since', 'mother', 'came', 'dinner', 'unable', 'find', 'silver', 'plate', 'suppose', 'took', 'said', 'well', 'doubt', 'email', 'sure', 'sat', 'wrote', 'dear', 'mother', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'house', 'saying', 'take', 'silver', 'plate', 'fact', 'remains', 'missing', 'ever', 'since', 'dinner', 'love', 'son', 'several', 'day', 'later', 'received', 'email', 'mother', 'read', 'dear', 'son', 'saying', 'sleep', 'roommate', 'saying', 'sleep', 'fact', 'remains', 'sleeping', 'bed', 'would', 'found', 'silver', 'plate', 'love', 'mom', 'visit', 'son', 'dinner', 'life', 'girl', 'roommate']",113
+...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...,4k89av,15405,I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...,"['could', 'avoided', 'completely', 'cowboy', 'architect', 'made', 'town', 'big', 'enough', 'everyone']","['believe', 'lot', 'conflict', 'wild', 'west']","['could', 'avoided', 'completely', 'cowboy', 'architect', 'made', 'town', 'big', 'enough', 'everyone', 'believe', 'lot', 'conflict', 'wild', 'west']",15
+"She was eaten by a giant crab
+
+Edit: Bo Burnham is my god, this joke is his, I masturbate thinking of his talent to make people laugh without stealing jokes from other people",518t2q,15385,"My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died","['eaten', 'giant', 'crab', 'edit', 'bo', 'burnham', 'god', 'joke', 'masturbate', 'thinking', 'talent', 'make', 'people', 'laugh', 'without', 'stealing', 'joke', 'people']","['aunt', 'star', 'sign', 'cancer', 'pretty', 'ironic', 'died']","['eaten', 'giant', 'crab', 'edit', 'bo', 'burnham', 'god', 'joke', 'masturbate', 'thinking', 'talent', 'make', 'people', 'laugh', 'without', 'stealing', 'joke', 'people', 'aunt', 'star', 'sign', 'cancer', 'pretty', 'ironic', 'died']",25
+"They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.",4fstj9,15384,Tits are like Lego bricks.,"['kid', 'dad', 'end', 'playing']","['tit', 'like', 'lego', 'brick']","['kid', 'dad', 'end', 'playing', 'tit', 'like', 'lego', 'brick']",8
+Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.,4tqzcv,15346,"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day","['teach', 'nigerian', 'phish', 'become', 'prince']","['give', 'man', 'fish', 'eats', 'day']","['teach', 'nigerian', 'phish', 'become', 'prince', 'give', 'man', 'fish', 'eats', 'day']",10
+"After only a few rounds, they get caught behind the worst group of golfers they've ever seen. After growing impatient from waiting for them to finish their holes, they go into the clubhouse to complain.  
+  
+""Let me explain,"" says the manager. ""You see, those men all used to be firefighters, some of the best our city has ever seen. There was a fire here at the clubhouse about five years ago. Those heroic men saved our clubhouse from the fire. However, most unfortunately, they all lost their sight in the terrible fire. Since then, they are welcome to use our facilities for life; it's the very least we could do.""  
+  
+The priest, looks forlorn and says, ""I'm so sorry to hear it! I will hold a prayer service this Sunday dedicated to these men.""  
+  
+The doctor says, ""what an awful thing! I know a highly-regarded optometrist who has done some research that might be able to help them, I'll arrange for them to meet as soon as I can!""  
+  
+The engineer thinks for a moment and says, ""why can't they golf at night?""",4nxgee,15342,"A doctor, a priest and an engineer go golfing...","['round', 'get', 'caught', 'behind', 'worst', 'group', 'golfer', 'ever', 'seen', 'growing', 'impatient', 'waiting', 'finish', 'hole', 'go', 'clubhouse', 'complain', 'let', 'explain', 'say', 'manager', 'see', 'men', 'used', 'firefighter', 'best', 'city', 'ever', 'seen', 'fire', 'clubhouse', 'five', 'year', 'ago', 'heroic', 'men', 'saved', 'clubhouse', 'fire', 'however', 'unfortunately', 'lost', 'sight', 'terrible', 'fire', 'since', 'welcome', 'use', 'facility', 'life', 'least', 'could', 'priest', 'look', 'forlorn', 'say', 'sorry', 'hear', 'hold', 'prayer', 'service', 'sunday', 'dedicated', 'men', 'doctor', 'say', 'awful', 'thing', 'know', 'optometrist', 'done', 'research', 'might', 'able', 'help', 'arrange', 'meet', 'soon', 'engineer', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'ca', 'golf', 'night']","['doctor', 'priest', 'engineer', 'go', 'golfing']","['round', 'get', 'caught', 'behind', 'worst', 'group', 'golfer', 'ever', 'seen', 'growing', 'impatient', 'waiting', 'finish', 'hole', 'go', 'clubhouse', 'complain', 'let', 'explain', 'say', 'manager', 'see', 'men', 'used', 'firefighter', 'best', 'city', 'ever', 'seen', 'fire', 'clubhouse', 'five', 'year', 'ago', 'heroic', 'men', 'saved', 'clubhouse', 'fire', 'however', 'unfortunately', 'lost', 'sight', 'terrible', 'fire', 'since', 'welcome', 'use', 'facility', 'life', 'least', 'could', 'priest', 'look', 'forlorn', 'say', 'sorry', 'hear', 'hold', 'prayer', 'service', 'sunday', 'dedicated', 'men', 'doctor', 'say', 'awful', 'thing', 'know', 'optometrist', 'done', 'research', 'might', 'able', 'help', 'arrange', 'meet', 'soon', 'engineer', 'think', 'moment', 'say', 'ca', 'golf', 'night', 'doctor', 'priest', 'engineer', 'go', 'golfing']",90
+"A mob drags a man into a police station for running over 13 people, while shouting ""Murderer!"" ""Killer ""
+The policeman disperses the crowd and begins to interrogate the suspect. 
+
+The policeman :"" Tell me what happened. ""
+
+The suspect :""  Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to crash the car into a group of 12 people or to swerve into a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person? ""
+
+Policeman :"" No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision. But tell me how did you end up killing 13 people? ""
+
+Suspect :"" Well that selfish guy ran towards the other 12.""",4rr6jj,15333,"A mob drags a man into a police station for running over 13 people, while shouting ""Murderer!"" ""Killer""","['mob', 'drag', 'man', 'police', 'station', 'running', 'people', 'shouting', 'murderer', 'killer', 'policeman', 'disperses', 'crowd', 'begin', 'interrogate', 'suspect', 'policeman', 'tell', 'suspect', 'sir', 'driving', 'home', 'within', 'speed', 'limit', 'brake', 'failed', 'choice', 'crash', 'car', 'group', 'people', 'swerve', 'single', 'person', 'monster', 'deciding', 'swerve', 'single', 'person', 'policeman', 'sound', 'like', 'difficult', 'yet', 'reasonable', 'decision', 'tell', 'end', 'killing', 'people', 'suspect', 'well', 'selfish', 'guy', 'ran', 'towards']","['mob', 'drag', 'man', 'police', 'station', 'running', 'people', 'shouting', 'murderer', 'killer']","['mob', 'drag', 'man', 'police', 'station', 'running', 'people', 'shouting', 'murderer', 'killer', 'policeman', 'disperses', 'crowd', 'begin', 'interrogate', 'suspect', 'policeman', 'tell', 'suspect', 'sir', 'driving', 'home', 'within', 'speed', 'limit', 'brake', 'failed', 'choice', 'crash', 'car', 'group', 'people', 'swerve', 'single', 'person', 'monster', 'deciding', 'swerve', 'single', 'person', 'policeman', 'sound', 'like', 'difficult', 'yet', 'reasonable', 'decision', 'tell', 'end', 'killing', 'people', 'suspect', 'well', 'selfish', 'guy', 'ran', 'towards', 'mob', 'drag', 'man', 'police', 'station', 'running', 'people', 'shouting', 'murderer', 'killer']",67
+"My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other. 
+
+Me: ""Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?""
+
+Son: ""No, they are fighting with their turtle hands.""
+
+Doesn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard.
+
+Edit: mutant added**
+
+Edit 2: to those who are telling me it's not a joke, because my son doesn't understand the English language. WOW, you're right! I hadn't thought of that. I really thought he got me, but you have changed everything! My 4 year old son doesn't know the word ""bare"", or sarcasm yet. Please stop PMing me that now. Thank you.
+",3ynope,15305,My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.,"['son', 'playing', 'teenage', 'mutant', 'ninja', 'turtle', 'action', 'figure', 'making', 'fight', 'weapon', 'fighting', 'bare', 'hand', 'son', 'fighting', 'turtle', 'hand', 'clue', 'laughing', 'hard', 'edit', 'mutant', 'added', 'edit', 'telling', 'joke', 'son', 'understand', 'english', 'language', 'wow', 'right', 'thought', 'really', 'thought', 'got', 'changed', 'everything', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'know', 'word', 'bare', 'sarcasm', 'yet', 'please', 'stop', 'pming', 'thank']","['year', 'old', 'son', 'got', 'dad', 'joke', 'heard']","['son', 'playing', 'teenage', 'mutant', 'ninja', 'turtle', 'action', 'figure', 'making', 'fight', 'weapon', 'fighting', 'bare', 'hand', 'son', 'fighting', 'turtle', 'hand', 'clue', 'laughing', 'hard', 'edit', 'mutant', 'added', 'edit', 'telling', 'joke', 'son', 'understand', 'english', 'language', 'wow', 'right', 'thought', 'really', 'thought', 'got', 'changed', 'everything', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'know', 'word', 'bare', 'sarcasm', 'yet', 'please', 'stop', 'pming', 'thank', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'got', 'dad', 'joke', 'heard']",58
+They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH,4no0bh,15300,Women are like Hurricanes,"['come', 'life', 'wild', 'free', 'leave', 'patio', 'furniture', 'bought', 'together', 'sarah', 'bitch']","['woman', 'like', 'hurricane']","['come', 'life', 'wild', 'free', 'leave', 'patio', 'furniture', 'bought', 'together', 'sarah', 'bitch', 'woman', 'like', 'hurricane']",14
+"A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.  ""Can I help you?"" she asks.  ""I was wondering,"" whispers the man. ""Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"" ""Yes,"" she purrs. ""I am."" The man replies, ""Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.""",49yab6,15259,CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00,"['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger']","['cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job']","['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job']",46
+"with no memory of how he got there. He wanders around aimlessly before he finds even one person who will talk to him. Some ratty beggar on the street turns out to be nice enough to explain where he is.
+
+""You're in the afterlife!"" he tells the man, ""But you must have been a real shithead when you were alive, because this is the fourth ring, and only the worst people come here.""
+
+All of a sudden, a siren goes off, one of those air-raid things. The man is terrified but the beggar gets up calmly and leads him to a big, dilapidated warehouse where thousands of other similarly unkempt souls are gathering. When the man asks why they're all here, the beggar points to a line of folding tables against the wall. Each table has some moldy bread, cups of dingy water, and some bowls of broth so thin they could have just run out of cups. Only then does the man realize how hungry he is. A guard in heavy body armor blows a whistle and all the people arrange themselves into three lines.
+
+The beggar is helpful enough to explain them for the man. ""That one's the bread line, that's the broth line, and that's the water line. All the food here is free, but if you want to get out of this maggot hole, you've got to work, because the gate guards into the third ring ask five hundred dollars to get through. I've heard the food is better there.""
+
+So the man gets his food. It's abominable, and right then and there, he vows to make five hundred dollars and get into the third ring. Unfortunately for him, very few people need work in the afterlife, especially when all of them are saving up to emigrate. Even still, after ten years of hard work, eating the moldy bread and indistinguishable soup and water, he finally saves up enough money. The guards let him through and he finds himself in the third ring. It's nothing too fancy, if anything, it's a bit below average for a real city, but to his eyes it is paradise. All the guards look much friendlier, and the houses and buildings, while not spacious or lavish, are at least up to code. And to his surprise, he runs right into a familiar former beggar as he crosses the street.
+
+""What are the odds?"" they both ask and they get to conversing. The beggar, it turns out, only managed to make it in himself a few months back. Their conversation is interrupted, however, by what sounds like a school bell. When the man seems confused, the beggar leads him to what looks like a giant gymnasium. Here, people are gathering once again, and the man begins to understand. On a line of folding tables against one wall are stacks of hot dogs, big bowls of salad, and solo cups full of fresh lemonade. A cop shouts for everyone's attention and directs them all to stand in three lines. The beggar smiles at the man's wonder and points to each line in turn. ""That's the hot dog line, that's the salad line, and that's the lemonade line."" The man gets in each line in turn and gets himself his lunch.
+
+While he's eating, basking in joy at not being stuck with old bread and water, the beggar encourages him, ""The best part is, halfway through the year, they switch from hot dogs, salad, and lemonade to chicken, chili, and hot chocolate. You can never get tired of it!""
+
+Sadly, this proved not to be true. After only a few days, the man did again get tired of the same meal every day. But he knew firsthand that he could change his lot, so one day he went up to the wall of the second circle. This time the guards were asking for ten thousand dollars. Well, the man didn't like it, but he figured he had his whole afterlife ahead of him now that he was out of the fourth circle, and he could certainly take some time to save up. After ten years of hard work, it wasn't too difficult for him to keep up the work ethic, and only twenty years later, he went back to the guards of the second ring with the money in hand. He went through the gate and found himself in a glittering, clean city full of glass and steel.
+
+And wouldn't you know it, but there, standing across the street was the same beggar, only now he was wearing a well-fitted suit. The man greeted the beggar as an old friend and they started talking again. Once again, their conversation was interrupted, only this time it was by beautiful church bells. ""Come,"" the beggar told him, ""I'll take you to the evening meal."" So the man followed and they entered a glamorous ballroom filled with beautiful attendees. Even the cops here looked good, dressed in suits and sunglasses like bodyguards. And sure enough, piled onto platters on huge mahogany tables against the far wall were plates of steak, bowls of the most delicious seafood soups, and glasses of champagne. One of the bodyguards cleared his throat loudly and politely requested that the attendees line up. Three lines were formed and the beggar pointed each line out in turn. ""That's the steak line, that's the soup line, and that's the champagne line,"" and then he added, ""and apparently here, they change the meals FOUR times a year!""
+
+The man rejoiced, ate, and was happy, and for once felt that nothing was lacking. Four changes a year was enough for him. But one day, out of curiosity, he went up to the bodyguards that guarded the gate into the first and final ring of the afterlife and found they were asking for a million dollars to pass. Well the man was a bit disturbed by this, after all, the second ring seemed perfect to him. ""What is it,"" he thought, ""that could possibly be more wonderful than what I have here?"" That question haunted him for weeks until he came to a conclusion. He was used to working hard and he had all of eternity to save up, so he wanted, just once to see what he could possibly be missing in the first ring.
+
+Fifty years later, he returned to the guards with a million dollars. When he stepped into the first ring he fell to his knees. The architecture was glorious and inhuman, and the bodyguard had turned into shining angels. To his surprise, someone helped him up off the street and when he looked, he realized he recognized who it was--it was the beggar he met in the fourth ring, adorned in a golden robe and glowing, and when he looked down at himself he realized he looked much the same.
+
+The beggar laughed jovially. ""I got here only three years ago myself, but somehow I knew you would be right here behind me. I've come back to this gate every day waiting for you to make it in!"" Suddenly, the air was filled with the sound of angelic choirs and the beggar led the man off to a gigantic palace made of crystal and cloud. The room was filled with radiant citizens of the first circle and angels prepared everything. Sure enough, there was a line of massive altars against one wall, spilling over with glistening golden dragon meat, a pudding refined from clouds and dew and silk, and an ice cold tub of ambrosia and nectar ladled out individually into blindingly beautiful crystalline chalices. An angel fluttered from the ceiling and bowed silently to the assembled mass, who bowed respectfully back and then broke themselves into their lines on their own.
+
+Smiling at the tradition, the beggar pointed to the first line. ""That's the line for the dragon meat,"" he said before turning to the next line, ""and that's the line for angeldust stew,"" then he paused, confused.
+
+""What is it?"" the man asked his old friend.
+
+The beggar replied, ""There appears to be no punchline.""
+
+EDIT: if you liked this joke, go to r/feghoot for more like this one!
+
+EDIT 2: To people screaming repost, i gave credit to  u/insolent_swine in the comments. I just did it here, too.",5rfftk,15231,A man wakes up in a dingy slum,"['memory', 'got', 'wanders', 'around', 'aimlessly', 'find', 'even', 'one', 'person', 'talk', 'ratty', 'beggar', 'street', 'turn', 'nice', 'enough', 'explain', 'afterlife', 'tell', 'man', 'must', 'real', 'shithead', 'alive', 'fourth', 'ring', 'worst', 'people', 'come', 'sudden', 'siren', 'go', 'one', 'thing', 'man', 'terrified', 'beggar', 'get', 'calmly', 'lead', 'big', 'dilapidated', 'warehouse', 'thousand', 'similarly', 'unkempt', 'soul', 'gathering', 'man', 'asks', 'beggar', 'point', 'line', 'folding', 'table', 'wall', 'table', 'moldy', 'bread', 'cup', 'dingy', 'water', 'bowl', 'broth', 'thin', 'could', 'run', 'cup', 'man', 'realize', 'hungry', 'guard', 'heavy', 'body', 'armor', 'blow', 'whistle', 'people', 'arrange', 'three', 'line', 'beggar', 'helpful', 'enough', 'explain', 'man', 'one', 'bread', 'line', 'broth', 'line', 'water', 'line', 'food', 'free', 'want', 'get', 'maggot', 'hole', 'got', 'work', 'gate', 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+"and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, ""I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.""
+
+The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Ten minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. ""Is your bet still good?"", asks the Irishman.
+
+The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
+
+The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, ""If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 10 minutes you were gone?""
+
+The Irishman replies, ""Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first"".",3e2uld,15218,A Texan walks into an Irish pub...,"['clear', 'voice', 'crowd', 'drinker', 'say', 'hear', 'irish', 'bunch', 'hard', 'drinker', 'give', 'american', 'dollar', 'anybody', 'drink', 'pint', 'guinness', 'room', 'quiet', 'one', 'take', 'texan', 'offer', 'one', 'man', 'even', 'leaf', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'gentleman', 'left', 'show', 'back', 'tap', 'texan', 'shoulder', 'bet', 'still', 'good', 'asks', 'irishman', 'texan', 'say', 'yes', 'asks', 'bartender', 'line', 'pint', 'guinness', 'immediately', 'irishman', 'tear', 'pint', 'glass', 'drinking', 'pub', 'patron', 'cheer', 'texan', 'sits', 'amazement', 'texan', 'give', 'irishman', 'say', 'ya', 'mind', 'askin', 'go', 'minute', 'gone', 'irishman', 'reply', 'oh', 'go', 'pub', 'street', 'see', 'could', 'first']","['texan', 'walk', 'irish', 'pub']","['clear', 'voice', 'crowd', 'drinker', 'say', 'hear', 'irish', 'bunch', 'hard', 'drinker', 'give', 'american', 'dollar', 'anybody', 'drink', 'pint', 'guinness', 'room', 'quiet', 'one', 'take', 'texan', 'offer', 'one', 'man', 'even', 'leaf', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'gentleman', 'left', 'show', 'back', 'tap', 'texan', 'shoulder', 'bet', 'still', 'good', 'asks', 'irishman', 'texan', 'say', 'yes', 'asks', 'bartender', 'line', 'pint', 'guinness', 'immediately', 'irishman', 'tear', 'pint', 'glass', 'drinking', 'pub', 'patron', 'cheer', 'texan', 'sits', 'amazement', 'texan', 'give', 'irishman', 'say', 'ya', 'mind', 'askin', 'go', 'minute', 'gone', 'irishman', 'reply', 'oh', 'go', 'pub', 'street', 'see', 'could', 'first', 'texan', 'walk', 'irish', 'pub']",85
+I'm glad to be the 1%,4lvcla,15176,9/10 Redditors are idiots,['glad'],"['redditors', 'idiot']","['glad', 'redditors', 'idiot']",3
+"And lands her eyes on a beautiful parrot. Lovely plumage and everything. She goes to the store owner and says, ""I want this parrot. How much is it for?""
+
+The shop owner says, ""2000 dollars""
+
+The lady says, ""I understand the parrot is beautiful, but isn't the price a bit too high?""
+
+Shop owner says, ""Lady, this parrot is called Mickey and it talks. A lot. Go ahead ask it something.""
+
+The lady asks the parrot - ""Hello Mickey, what do you think of me?""
+
+The parrot says - ""I think you're a cum-hungry whore, bitch!""
+
+The lady is offended and says, ""No way am I taking such a potty-mouth parrot.""
+
+The shop owner intervenes with ""Lady, please give me 10 minutes and I will ensure Mickey behaves.""
+
+The shop owner then takes the parrot to the back of the store, brings out a pale of water, dunks Mickey in and asks ""Are you going to fucking swear again?""
+
+Mickey says, ""Sure as fuck I will, you piece of shit!""
+
+The shop owner then gets another bucket full of ice water, dunks Mickey in for 15 seconds and says, ""How about now, fuckwit?""
+
+Mickey goes, ""I have learned my lesson, master. Please don't ever do that to me again. I shall be civil for the rest of my days.""
+
+The shop owner then brings Mickey back out and tells the lady, ""I have cured him. You can test.""
+
+The lady then says, ""Mickey, what will you say if I come home with a man?""
+
+Mickey says, ""That you have come home with your husband.""
+
+The lady asks again, ""And what if I come home with two men?""
+
+Mickey says, ""That you are having a family dinner with your husband and your brother.""
+
+The lady then asks, ""And what if I come home with three men?""
+
+Mickey says, ""Bro you better fetch that bucket of ice-water, I told you the bitch is a fucking whore.""",4z6oyt,15168,Another lady goes to a pet shop...,"['land', 'eye', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'lovely', 'plumage', 'everything', 'go', 'store', 'owner', 'say', 'want', 'parrot', 'much', 'shop', 'owner', 'say', 'dollar', 'lady', 'say', 'understand', 'parrot', 'beautiful', 'price', 'bit', 'high', 'shop', 'owner', 'say', 'lady', 'parrot', 'called', 'mickey', 'talk', 'lot', 'go', 'ahead', 'ask', 'something', 'lady', 'asks', 'parrot', 'hello', 'mickey', 'think', 'parrot', 'say', 'think', 'whore', 'bitch', 'lady', 'offended', 'say', 'way', 'taking', 'parrot', 'shop', 'owner', 'intervenes', 'lady', 'please', 'give', 'minute', 'ensure', 'mickey', 'behaves', 'shop', 'owner', 'take', 'parrot', 'back', 'store', 'brings', 'pale', 'water', 'dunk', 'mickey', 'asks', 'going', 'fucking', 'swear', 'mickey', 'say', 'sure', 'fuck', 'piece', 'shit', 'shop', 'owner', 'get', 'another', 'bucket', 'full', 'ice', 'water', 'dunk', 'mickey', 'second', 'say', 'fuckwit', 'mickey', 'go', 'learned', 'lesson', 'master', 'please', 'ever', 'shall', 'civil', 'rest', 'day', 'shop', 'owner', 'brings', 'mickey', 'back', 'tell', 'lady', 'cured', 'test', 'lady', 'say', 'mickey', 'say', 'come', 'home', 'man', 'mickey', 'say', 'come', 'home', 'husband', 'lady', 'asks', 'come', 'home', 'two', 'men', 'mickey', 'say', 'family', 'dinner', 'husband', 'brother', 'lady', 'asks', 'come', 'home', 'three', 'men', 'mickey', 'say', 'bro', 'better', 'fetch', 'bucket', 'told', 'bitch', 'fucking', 'whore']","['another', 'lady', 'go', 'pet', 'shop']","['land', 'eye', 'beautiful', 'parrot', 'lovely', 'plumage', 'everything', 'go', 'store', 'owner', 'say', 'want', 'parrot', 'much', 'shop', 'owner', 'say', 'dollar', 'lady', 'say', 'understand', 'parrot', 'beautiful', 'price', 'bit', 'high', 'shop', 'owner', 'say', 'lady', 'parrot', 'called', 'mickey', 'talk', 'lot', 'go', 'ahead', 'ask', 'something', 'lady', 'asks', 'parrot', 'hello', 'mickey', 'think', 'parrot', 'say', 'think', 'whore', 'bitch', 'lady', 'offended', 'say', 'way', 'taking', 'parrot', 'shop', 'owner', 'intervenes', 'lady', 'please', 'give', 'minute', 'ensure', 'mickey', 'behaves', 'shop', 'owner', 'take', 'parrot', 'back', 'store', 'brings', 'pale', 'water', 'dunk', 'mickey', 'asks', 'going', 'fucking', 'swear', 'mickey', 'say', 'sure', 'fuck', 'piece', 'shit', 'shop', 'owner', 'get', 'another', 'bucket', 'full', 'ice', 'water', 'dunk', 'mickey', 'second', 'say', 'fuckwit', 'mickey', 'go', 'learned', 'lesson', 'master', 'please', 'ever', 'shall', 'civil', 'rest', 'day', 'shop', 'owner', 'brings', 'mickey', 'back', 'tell', 'lady', 'cured', 'test', 'lady', 'say', 'mickey', 'say', 'come', 'home', 'man', 'mickey', 'say', 'come', 'home', 'husband', 'lady', 'asks', 'come', 'home', 'two', 'men', 'mickey', 'say', 'family', 'dinner', 'husband', 'brother', 'lady', 'asks', 'come', 'home', 'three', 'men', 'mickey', 'say', 'bro', 'better', 'fetch', 'bucket', 'told', 'bitch', 'fucking', 'whore', 'another', 'lady', 'go', 'pet', 'shop']",165
+You know...heroin.,4lg0nd,15148,I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles.,"['know', 'heroin']","['stressed', 'recently', 'chinese', 'thing', 'needle']","['know', 'heroin', 'stressed', 'recently', 'chinese', 'thing', 'needle']",7
+"We shoot each other in schools, because we have class.",4mlh0b,15138,White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do...,"['shoot', 'school', 'class']","['white', 'people', 'shoot', 'street', 'like', 'black', 'people']","['shoot', 'school', 'class', 'white', 'people', 'shoot', 'street', 'like', 'black', 'people']",10
+It's seven ,527c4s,15040,I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand,['seven'],"['count', 'number', 'time', 'chernobyl', 'one', 'hand']","['seven', 'count', 'number', 'time', 'chernobyl', 'one', 'hand']",7
+"Hears his wife screaming, coming from their bedroom upstairs. He sprints up, and opens the door to see his wife laying naked on their bed, sweating and panting.
+
+""Honey! Help! I'm having a heart attack!""
+
+He runs back down the stairs and starts dialing the ambulance, when his son and daughter tell him:
+
+""Dad! Uncle Terry's upstairs! And he's naked!""
+
+He slams down the phone, sprints back up the stairs, runs past his wife and opens the wardrobe. Sure enough, there was his brother crouching in the corner naked.
+
+""WHAT THE HELL TERRY! My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!""",4uo1gr,14994,Blonde guy gets home from work...,"['hears', 'wife', 'screaming', 'coming', 'bedroom', 'upstairs', 'sprint', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'wife', 'laying', 'naked', 'bed', 'sweating', 'panting', 'honey', 'help', 'heart', 'attack', 'run', 'back', 'stair', 'start', 'dialing', 'ambulance', 'son', 'daughter', 'tell', 'dad', 'uncle', 'terry', 'upstairs', 'naked', 'slam', 'phone', 'sprint', 'back', 'stair', 'run', 'past', 'wife', 'open', 'wardrobe', 'sure', 'enough', 'brother', 'crouching', 'corner', 'naked', 'hell', 'terry', 'wife', 'heart', 'attack', 'running', 'around', 'naked', 'scaring', 'kid']","['blonde', 'guy', 'get', 'home', 'work']","['hears', 'wife', 'screaming', 'coming', 'bedroom', 'upstairs', 'sprint', 'open', 'door', 'see', 'wife', 'laying', 'naked', 'bed', 'sweating', 'panting', 'honey', 'help', 'heart', 'attack', 'run', 'back', 'stair', 'start', 'dialing', 'ambulance', 'son', 'daughter', 'tell', 'dad', 'uncle', 'terry', 'upstairs', 'naked', 'slam', 'phone', 'sprint', 'back', 'stair', 'run', 'past', 'wife', 'open', 'wardrobe', 'sure', 'enough', 'brother', 'crouching', 'corner', 'naked', 'hell', 'terry', 'wife', 'heart', 'attack', 'running', 'around', 'naked', 'scaring', 'kid', 'blonde', 'guy', 'get', 'home', 'work']",65
+"Joe is getting fed up with constantly replacing his fence posts and barbed wire. Chasing down the bull and getting him back to the field is no easy task either. So he goes to his neighbor Steve for advice. Steve being the nice neighborly farmer says ""I've got plenty of barbed wire you can use to replace that fence, but I'm getting too old for the hard work. Why don't you hire some of the folks at r/jokes? I hear they're the best at reposting""",4za2ss,14870,Farmer Joe's bull breaks down the barbed wire fence again...,"['joe', 'getting', 'fed', 'constantly', 'replacing', 'fence', 'post', 'barbed', 'wire', 'chasing', 'bull', 'getting', 'back', 'field', 'easy', 'task', 'either', 'go', 'neighbor', 'steve', 'advice', 'steve', 'nice', 'neighborly', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'plenty', 'barbed', 'wire', 'use', 'replace', 'fence', 'getting', 'old', 'hard', 'work', 'hire', 'folk', 'hear', 'best', 'reposting']","['farmer', 'joe', 'bull', 'break', 'barbed', 'wire', 'fence']","['joe', 'getting', 'fed', 'constantly', 'replacing', 'fence', 'post', 'barbed', 'wire', 'chasing', 'bull', 'getting', 'back', 'field', 'easy', 'task', 'either', 'go', 'neighbor', 'steve', 'advice', 'steve', 'nice', 'neighborly', 'farmer', 'say', 'got', 'plenty', 'barbed', 'wire', 'use', 'replace', 'fence', 'getting', 'old', 'hard', 'work', 'hire', 'folk', 'hear', 'best', 'reposting', 'farmer', 'joe', 'bull', 'break', 'barbed', 'wire', 'fence']",49
+"""First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them""
+
+""But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?""
+
+""Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the shit still inside?""
+
+Edit: Obligatory ""thnx 4 front page guis!""",4kciob,14851,A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans...,"['first', 'go', 'straight', 'circle', 'go', 'straight', 'circle', 'finally', 'go', 'straight', 'eat', 'mom', 'ca', 'eat', 'first', 'time', 'around', 'well', 'suppose', 'would', 'want', 'eat', 'shit', 'still', 'inside', 'edit', 'obligatory', 'thnx', 'front', 'page', 'gui']","['mother', 'shark', 'teaching', 'young', 'eat', 'human']","['first', 'go', 'straight', 'circle', 'go', 'straight', 'circle', 'finally', 'go', 'straight', 'eat', 'mom', 'ca', 'eat', 'first', 'time', 'around', 'well', 'suppose', 'would', 'want', 'eat', 'shit', 'still', 'inside', 'edit', 'obligatory', 'thnx', 'front', 'page', 'gui', 'mother', 'shark', 'teaching', 'young', 'eat', 'human']",37
+A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.,4vybks,14842,"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?","['ton', 'feather', 'also', 'carry', 'weight', 'poor', 'bird']","['heavier', 'ton', 'brick', 'ton', 'feather']","['ton', 'feather', 'also', 'carry', 'weight', 'poor', 'bird', 'heavier', 'ton', 'brick', 'ton', 'feather']",12
+which also means nothing,51lpgl,14811,The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton',"['also', 'mean', 'nothing']","['word', 'palindrome', 'reversed']","['also', 'mean', 'nothing', 'word', 'palindrome', 'reversed']",6
+Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.,3h28pu,14802,"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?","['really', 'understand', 'term', 'keep', 'saying', 'interest']","['yo', 'girl', 'zero', 'apr', 'loan']","['really', 'understand', 'term', 'keep', 'saying', 'interest', 'yo', 'girl', 'zero', 'apr', 'loan']",11
+A blueberry hahaha fuck you all,4hyfv9,14795,What do you call a sad strawberry?,"['blueberry', 'hahaha', 'fuck']","['call', 'sad', 'strawberry']","['blueberry', 'hahaha', 'fuck', 'call', 'sad', 'strawberry']",6
+"50 Cent feat. Nickelback
+
+
+Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion
+
+Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated",4z4hcn,14754,What concert costs 45 cents?,"['cent', 'feat', 'nickelback', 'go', 'ahead', 'vote', 'oblivion', 'edit', 'thanks', 'love', 'appreciated']","['concert', 'cost', 'cent']","['cent', 'feat', 'nickelback', 'go', 'ahead', 'vote', 'oblivion', 'edit', 'thanks', 'love', 'appreciated', 'concert', 'cost', 'cent']",14
+"The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" 
+
+""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" 
+
+""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. 
+
+""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". 
+
+Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. 
+
+""How about this?"" he asks, ""A man is driving through a remote forested area at night when his car breaks down next to an old monastery..."" 
+
+""Heard it."", interrupts the redditor. ""It's reposted every month."" 
+
+The bartender apologies and starts scrolling on his phone for a few more minutes. 
+
+""Ooh, here we go, so a blonde shows up at a rich guy's doorstep asking if she can do any chores for cash...""
+
+""Heard it!!"", the redditor snaps. ""that's reposted every week!"" 
+
+The bartender is flustered but tries again, furiously browsing the subreddit. ""Aha! This one is sure to impress. What's the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a thong?"" 
+
+""No, no, no!!!"", the redditor cries out. ""That joke is reposted every day!"" 
+
+""OK, OK, please give me one more try"", the bartender pleads. He scrolls furiously through his phone. ""Nope... nope... nope... YES!! This is a great one!"" 
+
+""OK, lay it on me"", the redditor asks eagerly. 
+
+""Here it is"", the bartender replies. ""So a redditor walks into a bar...""
+
+---
+
+Edit: initially screwed up the Donald Trump joke. Embarrassing, since I see it every day. 
+
+Edit 2: gold! Now this redditor can actually afford to walk into a bar! They accept Reddit gold there, right? ",4zia6r,14693,A redditor walks in to bar...,"['bartender', 'say', 'long', 'since', 'good', 'laugh', 'reply', 'redditor', 'give', 'tell', 'joke', 'heard', 'sound', 'easy', 'enough', 'reply', 'bartender', 'warn', 'redditor', 'say', 'browse', 'heard', 'curious', 'bartender', 'pull', 'phone', 'browse', 'minute', 'asks', 'man', 'driving', 'remote', 'forested', 'area', 'night', 'car', 'break', 'next', 'old', 'monastery', 'heard', 'interrupt', 'redditor', 'reposted', 'every', 'month', 'bartender', 'apology', 'start', 'scrolling', 'phone', 'minute', 'ooh', 'go', 'blonde', 'show', 'rich', 'guy', 'doorstep', 'asking', 'chore', 'cash', 'heard', 'redditor', 'snap', 'reposted', 'every', 'week', 'bartender', 'flustered', 'try', 'furiously', 'browsing', 'subreddit', 'aha', 'one', 'sure', 'impress', 'difference', 'donald', 'trump', 'hair', 'thong', 'redditor', 'cry', 'joke', 'reposted', 'every', 'day', 'ok', 'ok', 'please', 'give', 'one', 'try', 'bartender', 'pleads', 'scroll', 'furiously', 'phone', 'nope', 'nope', 'nope', 'yes', 'great', 'one', 'ok', 'lay', 'redditor', 'asks', 'eagerly', 'bartender', 'reply', 'redditor', 'walk', 'bar', 'edit', 'initially', 'screwed', 'donald', 'trump', 'joke', 'embarrassing', 'since', 'see', 'every', 'day', 'edit', 'gold', 'redditor', 'actually', 'afford', 'walk', 'bar', 'accept', 'reddit', 'gold', 'right']","['redditor', 'walk', 'bar']","['bartender', 'say', 'long', 'since', 'good', 'laugh', 'reply', 'redditor', 'give', 'tell', 'joke', 'heard', 'sound', 'easy', 'enough', 'reply', 'bartender', 'warn', 'redditor', 'say', 'browse', 'heard', 'curious', 'bartender', 'pull', 'phone', 'browse', 'minute', 'asks', 'man', 'driving', 'remote', 'forested', 'area', 'night', 'car', 'break', 'next', 'old', 'monastery', 'heard', 'interrupt', 'redditor', 'reposted', 'every', 'month', 'bartender', 'apology', 'start', 'scrolling', 'phone', 'minute', 'ooh', 'go', 'blonde', 'show', 'rich', 'guy', 'doorstep', 'asking', 'chore', 'cash', 'heard', 'redditor', 'snap', 'reposted', 'every', 'week', 'bartender', 'flustered', 'try', 'furiously', 'browsing', 'subreddit', 'aha', 'one', 'sure', 'impress', 'difference', 'donald', 'trump', 'hair', 'thong', 'redditor', 'cry', 'joke', 'reposted', 'every', 'day', 'ok', 'ok', 'please', 'give', 'one', 'try', 'bartender', 'pleads', 'scroll', 'furiously', 'phone', 'nope', 'nope', 'nope', 'yes', 'great', 'one', 'ok', 'lay', 'redditor', 'asks', 'eagerly', 'bartender', 'reply', 'redditor', 'walk', 'bar', 'edit', 'initially', 'screwed', 'donald', 'trump', 'joke', 'embarrassing', 'since', 'see', 'every', 'day', 'edit', 'gold', 'redditor', 'actually', 'afford', 'walk', 'bar', 'accept', 'reddit', 'gold', 'right', 'redditor', 'walk', 'bar']",141
+"An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: ""A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."" A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: ""I have lost my sense of taste."" Engineer: ""Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."" Doctor: ""This is Gasoline!"" Engineer: ""Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.""
+The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: ""I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."" Engineer: ""Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."" Doctor: ""But that is Gasoline!"" Engineer: ""Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.""
+The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: ""My eyesight has become weak."" Engineer: ""Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000,"" passing the doctor a $500 note. Doctor: ""But this is $500..."" Engineer: ""Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500.""",5qrxpj,14673,The Unemployed Engineer,"['engineer', 'unemployed', 'long', 'time', 'decided', 'open', 'medical', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'outside', 'clinic', 'cure', 'ailment', 'guaranteed', 'pay', 'fail', 'doctor', 'think', 'good', 'opportunity', 'earn', 'go', 'clinic', 'doctor', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'engineer', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'taste', 'back', 'doctor', 'get', 'annoyed', 'go', 'back', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'recover', 'money', 'doctor', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'engineer', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'doctor', 'leaf', 'angrily', 'come', 'back', 'several', 'day', 'determined', 'ever', 'make', 'money', 'back', 'doctor', 'eyesight', 'become', 'weak', 'engineer', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'passing', 'doctor', 'note', 'doctor', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'vision', 'back']","['unemployed', 'engineer']","['engineer', 'unemployed', 'long', 'time', 'decided', 'open', 'medical', 'clinic', 'put', 'sign', 'outside', 'clinic', 'cure', 'ailment', 'guaranteed', 'pay', 'fail', 'doctor', 'think', 'good', 'opportunity', 'earn', 'go', 'clinic', 'doctor', 'lost', 'sense', 'taste', 'engineer', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'taste', 'back', 'doctor', 'get', 'annoyed', 'go', 'back', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'recover', 'money', 'doctor', 'lost', 'memory', 'remember', 'anything', 'engineer', 'nurse', 'please', 'bring', 'medicine', 'box', 'put', 'drop', 'patient', 'mouth', 'doctor', 'gasoline', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'memory', 'back', 'doctor', 'leaf', 'angrily', 'come', 'back', 'several', 'day', 'determined', 'ever', 'make', 'money', 'back', 'doctor', 'eyesight', 'become', 'weak', 'engineer', 'well', 'medicine', 'take', 'passing', 'doctor', 'note', 'doctor', 'engineer', 'congratulation', 'got', 'vision', 'back', 'unemployed', 'engineer']",108
+"The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan""",4p8qkb,14670,"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?""","['say', 'big', 'metal', 'fan']","['two', 'windmill', 'standing', 'field', 'one', 'asks', 'kind', 'music', 'like']","['say', 'big', 'metal', 'fan', 'two', 'windmill', 'standing', 'field', 'one', 'asks', 'kind', 'music', 'like']",13
+"She especially loved hooking up with frat boys and men who had been sentenced to prison. Those were kind of her fetishes, and she didn't know why. She didn't really like to use condoms, though, which was very dumb of her, and she knew that, but she thought it felt so much better without one. Also, she was on birth control.
+
+Only, one day, her period didn't come as expected. She thought it was probably nothing, but she was suspicious nonetheless. She went to the store and bought a pregnancy test, and, lo and behold, she was indeed pregnant. Well, shit. Due to her active sex life and having slept with all those prisoners and frat boys, she didn't really know, which one of them had gotten her pregnant. She thought about what she was to do. Should she keep the baby? How could she find the father? And then it hit her.
+
+She had to make a list of all the bros and cons.",5rc3gx,14658,A college girl once had a very active sex life...,"['especially', 'loved', 'hooking', 'frat', 'boy', 'men', 'sentenced', 'prison', 'kind', 'fetish', 'know', 'really', 'like', 'use', 'condom', 'though', 'dumb', 'knew', 'thought', 'felt', 'much', 'better', 'without', 'one', 'also', 'birth', 'control', 'one', 'day', 'period', 'come', 'expected', 'thought', 'probably', 'nothing', 'suspicious', 'nonetheless', 'went', 'store', 'bought', 'pregnancy', 'test', 'lo', 'behold', 'indeed', 'pregnant', 'well', 'shit', 'due', 'active', 'sex', 'life', 'slept', 'prisoner', 'frat', 'boy', 'really', 'know', 'one', 'gotten', 'pregnant', 'thought', 'keep', 'baby', 'could', 'find', 'father', 'hit', 'make', 'list', 'bros', 'con']","['college', 'girl', 'active', 'sex', 'life']","['especially', 'loved', 'hooking', 'frat', 'boy', 'men', 'sentenced', 'prison', 'kind', 'fetish', 'know', 'really', 'like', 'use', 'condom', 'though', 'dumb', 'knew', 'thought', 'felt', 'much', 'better', 'without', 'one', 'also', 'birth', 'control', 'one', 'day', 'period', 'come', 'expected', 'thought', 'probably', 'nothing', 'suspicious', 'nonetheless', 'went', 'store', 'bought', 'pregnancy', 'test', 'lo', 'behold', 'indeed', 'pregnant', 'well', 'shit', 'due', 'active', 'sex', 'life', 'slept', 'prisoner', 'frat', 'boy', 'really', 'know', 'one', 'gotten', 'pregnant', 'thought', 'keep', 'baby', 'could', 'find', 'father', 'hit', 'make', 'list', 'bros', 'con', 'college', 'girl', 'active', 'sex', 'life']",77
+"A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
+
+""Thank you, honey"", she says.
+
+""What would you like me to bring back for you?""
+
+He laughs and says, ""An Italian girl!""
+
+When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, ""So, honey, how was the trip?""
+
+""Very good,"" she replies.
+
+""And what happened to my present?""
+
+""Which present?"" she asks.
+
+""The one I asked for- an Italian girl!""
+
+""Oh, that,"" she says. ""Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl.""",4u2s7z,14656,"A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport","['woman', 'go', 'italy', 'conference', 'husband', 'drive', 'airport', 'thank', 'honey', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'bring', 'back', 'laugh', 'say', 'italian', 'girl', 'conference', 'meet', 'airport', 'asks', 'honey', 'trip', 'good', 'reply', 'happened', 'present', 'present', 'asks', 'one', 'asked', 'italian', 'girl', 'oh', 'say', 'well', 'could', 'wait', 'nine', 'month', 'see', 'girl']","['woman', 'go', 'italy', 'conference', 'husband', 'drive', 'airport']","['woman', 'go', 'italy', 'conference', 'husband', 'drive', 'airport', 'thank', 'honey', 'say', 'would', 'like', 'bring', 'back', 'laugh', 'say', 'italian', 'girl', 'conference', 'meet', 'airport', 'asks', 'honey', 'trip', 'good', 'reply', 'happened', 'present', 'present', 'asks', 'one', 'asked', 'italian', 'girl', 'oh', 'say', 'well', 'could', 'wait', 'nine', 'month', 'see', 'girl', 'woman', 'go', 'italy', 'conference', 'husband', 'drive', 'airport']",50
+"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, ""Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?""",4w4zn6,14647,Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.........?,"['two', 'rabbit', 'chased', 'pack', 'wolf', 'wolf', 'chased', 'rabbit', 'thicket', 'minute', 'one', 'rabbit', 'turned', 'said', 'well', 'want', 'make', 'run', 'stay', 'day', 'outnumber']","['two', 'rabbit', 'chased', 'pack', 'wolf']","['two', 'rabbit', 'chased', 'pack', 'wolf', 'wolf', 'chased', 'rabbit', 'thicket', 'minute', 'one', 'rabbit', 'turned', 'said', 'well', 'want', 'make', 'run', 'stay', 'day', 'outnumber', 'two', 'rabbit', 'chased', 'pack', 'wolf']",26
+"and says ""He dumped me, I guess I'll never have sex with a boy again"". Her mother asks the girl to follow her to the bathroom. From a hidden cupboard, she pulls out a pink dildo and gives it to her.
+
+The girl angrily says ""A dildo? I have to use a stupid toy to please me?"" 
+
+""Its a magic dildo dear,"" says her mom calmly  ""just say the words 'Great Magic Dildo' followed by where you want it to please you and it will do the job.""
+
+So the girl goes to her house and says ""Great Magic Dildo vagina."" The dildo immediately goes flying to her pussy, tears her underwear and rapidly penetrates her pussy, exciting her like no man has. It makes her cum harder than ever before. The girl is very pleased and tired. She lies down on the floor holding the dildo in awe when her ex-boyfriend comes barging in and says ""Hey listen, I want to talk to yo-*what* are you holding??""
+
+""Its a Great Magic Dildo.""
+
+Laughing, he says ""Yeah great magic dildo my ass.""",4la3gb,14621,A girl comes crying into her mother's home,"['say', 'dumped', 'guess', 'never', 'sex', 'boy', 'mother', 'asks', 'girl', 'follow', 'bathroom', 'hidden', 'cupboard', 'pull', 'pink', 'dildo', 'give', 'girl', 'angrily', 'say', 'dildo', 'use', 'stupid', 'toy', 'please', 'magic', 'dildo', 'dear', 'say', 'mom', 'calmly', 'say', 'word', 'magic', 'dildo', 'followed', 'want', 'please', 'job', 'girl', 'go', 'house', 'say', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'vagina', 'dildo', 'immediately', 'go', 'flying', 'pussy', 'tear', 'underwear', 'rapidly', 'penetrates', 'pussy', 'exciting', 'like', 'man', 'make', 'cum', 'harder', 'ever', 'girl', 'pleased', 'tired', 'lie', 'floor', 'holding', 'dildo', 'awe', 'come', 'barging', 'say', 'hey', 'listen', 'want', 'talk', 'holding', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'laughing', 'say', 'yeah', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'as']","['girl', 'come', 'cry', 'mother', 'home']","['say', 'dumped', 'guess', 'never', 'sex', 'boy', 'mother', 'asks', 'girl', 'follow', 'bathroom', 'hidden', 'cupboard', 'pull', 'pink', 'dildo', 'give', 'girl', 'angrily', 'say', 'dildo', 'use', 'stupid', 'toy', 'please', 'magic', 'dildo', 'dear', 'say', 'mom', 'calmly', 'say', 'word', 'magic', 'dildo', 'followed', 'want', 'please', 'job', 'girl', 'go', 'house', 'say', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'vagina', 'dildo', 'immediately', 'go', 'flying', 'pussy', 'tear', 'underwear', 'rapidly', 'penetrates', 'pussy', 'exciting', 'like', 'man', 'make', 'cum', 'harder', 'ever', 'girl', 'pleased', 'tired', 'lie', 'floor', 'holding', 'dildo', 'awe', 'come', 'barging', 'say', 'hey', 'listen', 'want', 'talk', 'holding', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'laughing', 'say', 'yeah', 'great', 'magic', 'dildo', 'as', 'girl', 'come', 'cry', 'mother', 'home']",95
+Horse dick ,4ov2lr,14611,What do gay horses eat?,"['horse', 'dick']","['gay', 'horse', 'eat']","['horse', 'dick', 'gay', 'horse', 'eat']",5
+Social Security benefits.,33ljbh,14604,90s kids won't get this . . .,"['social', 'security', 'benefit']","['kid', 'wo', 'get']","['social', 'security', 'benefit', 'kid', 'wo', 'get']",6
+"Obviously not.
+
+gg y'all, inbox = rekt",2tijba,14574,Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait?,"['obviously', 'gg', 'inbox', 'rekt']","['know', 'one', 'step', 'avoiding', 'clickbait']","['obviously', 'gg', 'inbox', 'rekt', 'know', 'one', 'step', 'avoiding', 'clickbait']",9
+"Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
+
+They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
+
+They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, ""No!"" and walks quickly away.
+
+The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Geoffrey's. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, ""NO WAY, BUDDY!"" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
+
+Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
+
+So she goes over to Geoffrey and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.
+
+He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, ""Can I pay in Pounds?""",4sb55t,14565,A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany,"['geoffrey', 'british', 'tourist', 'first', 'visit', 'germany', 'find', 'red', 'light', 'district', 'enters', 'large', 'brothel', 'madam', 'asks', 'seated', 'sends', 'young', 'lady', 'entertain', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'gasp', 'run', 'away', 'seeing', 'madam', 'sends', 'experienced', 'lady', 'entertain', 'gentleman', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'scream', 'walk', 'quickly', 'away', 'madam', 'surprised', 'ordinary', 'looking', 'man', 'asked', 'something', 'outrageous', 'two', 'girl', 'nothing', 'decides', 'experienced', 'lady', 'lola', 'lola', 'never', 'said', 'likely', 'anything', 'would', 'surprise', 'madam', 'sends', 'geoffrey', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'scream', 'way', 'buddy', 'smack', 'hard', 'leaf', 'madam', 'absolutely', 'intrigued', 'seen', 'nothing', 'like', 'year', 'operating', 'brothel', 'done', 'bedroom', 'work', 'long', 'time', 'sure', 'said', 'yes', 'everything', 'man', 'could', 'possibly', 'ask', 'find', 'man', 'want', 'made', 'girl', 'angry', 'besides', 'see', 'chance', 'teach', 'employee', 'lesson', 'go', 'geoffrey', 'say', 'best', 'house', 'available', 'sits', 'talk', 'frolic', 'giggle', 'drink', 'sits', 'lap', 'lean', 'forward', 'whisper', 'ear', 'pay', 'pound']","['british', 'tourist', 'visit', 'brothel', 'germany']","['geoffrey', 'british', 'tourist', 'first', 'visit', 'germany', 'find', 'red', 'light', 'district', 'enters', 'large', 'brothel', 'madam', 'asks', 'seated', 'sends', 'young', 'lady', 'entertain', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'gasp', 'run', 'away', 'seeing', 'madam', 'sends', 'experienced', 'lady', 'entertain', 'gentleman', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'scream', 'walk', 'quickly', 'away', 'madam', 'surprised', 'ordinary', 'looking', 'man', 'asked', 'something', 'outrageous', 'two', 'girl', 'nothing', 'decides', 'experienced', 'lady', 'lola', 'lola', 'never', 'said', 'likely', 'anything', 'would', 'surprise', 'madam', 'sends', 'geoffrey', 'sit', 'talk', 'frolic', 'little', 'giggle', 'bit', 'drink', 'bit', 'sits', 'lap', 'whisper', 'ear', 'scream', 'way', 'buddy', 'smack', 'hard', 'leaf', 'madam', 'absolutely', 'intrigued', 'seen', 'nothing', 'like', 'year', 'operating', 'brothel', 'done', 'bedroom', 'work', 'long', 'time', 'sure', 'said', 'yes', 'everything', 'man', 'could', 'possibly', 'ask', 'find', 'man', 'want', 'made', 'girl', 'angry', 'besides', 'see', 'chance', 'teach', 'employee', 'lesson', 'go', 'geoffrey', 'say', 'best', 'house', 'available', 'sits', 'talk', 'frolic', 'giggle', 'drink', 'sits', 'lap', 'lean', 'forward', 'whisper', 'ear', 'pay', 'pound', 'british', 'tourist', 'visit', 'brothel', 'germany']",159
+He wants to make America grate again.,46r5ai,14501,Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.,"['want', 'make', 'america', 'grate']","['trump', 'want', 'ban', 'sale', 'cheese']","['want', 'make', 'america', 'grate', 'trump', 'want', 'ban', 'sale', 'cheese']",9
+"A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, ""I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!""
+
+The Madam is astonished. ""But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.""
+
+The trucker replies, ""Listen, I ain't horny. I'm homesick.""",5qkbs4,14400,Not Horny.....,"['trucker', 'road', 'two', 'week', 'stop', 'brothel', 'outside', 'atlanta', 'walk', 'straight', 'madam', 'drop', 'say', 'want', 'ugliest', 'woman', 'grilled', 'cheese', 'sandwich', 'madam', 'astonished', 'sir', 'kind', 'money', 'could', 'one', 'finest', 'lady', 'meal', 'trucker', 'reply', 'listen', 'ai', 'horny', 'homesick']",['horny'],"['trucker', 'road', 'two', 'week', 'stop', 'brothel', 'outside', 'atlanta', 'walk', 'straight', 'madam', 'drop', 'say', 'want', 'ugliest', 'woman', 'grilled', 'cheese', 'sandwich', 'madam', 'astonished', 'sir', 'kind', 'money', 'could', 'one', 'finest', 'lady', 'meal', 'trucker', 'reply', 'listen', 'ai', 'horny', 'homesick', 'horny']",36
+"During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
+
+She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
+
+As they are walking out, the husband cries out, ""Watch out for the wall!"" 
+",4qlu0w,14392,Dead again..,"['funeral', 'pallbearer', 'accidentally', 'bump', 'wall', 'hear', 'faint', 'moan', 'open', 'casket', 'find', 'woman', 'actually', 'alive', 'life', 'year', 'dy', 'another', 'funeral', 'end', 'service', 'pallbearer', 'carry', 'casket', 'walking', 'husband', 'cry', 'watch', 'wall']",['dead'],"['funeral', 'pallbearer', 'accidentally', 'bump', 'wall', 'hear', 'faint', 'moan', 'open', 'casket', 'find', 'woman', 'actually', 'alive', 'life', 'year', 'dy', 'another', 'funeral', 'end', 'service', 'pallbearer', 'carry', 'casket', 'walking', 'husband', 'cry', 'watch', 'wall', 'dead']",30
+"The Trump card.
+
+Edit: so that's what they mean by RIP  Inbox...",433zi6,14385,"Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?","['trump', 'card', 'edit', 'mean', 'rip', 'inbox']","['minority', 'race', 'card', 'woman', 'gender', 'card', 'homosexual', 'gay', 'card', 'discriminatory', 'white', 'men']","['trump', 'card', 'edit', 'mean', 'rip', 'inbox', 'minority', 'race', 'card', 'woman', 'gender', 'card', 'homosexual', 'gay', 'card', 'discriminatory', 'white', 'men']",18
+I guess the N's justify the means. ,4qzif1,14383,My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data.,"['guess', 'n', 'justify', 'mean']","['stats', 'professor', 'told', 'larger', 'sample', 'size', 'trustworthy', 'data']","['guess', 'n', 'justify', 'mean', 'stats', 'professor', 'told', 'larger', 'sample', 'size', 'trustworthy', 'data']",12
+Lazy,4vmopp,14307,My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...,['lazy'],"['friend', 'asked', 'describe', 'word']","['lazy', 'friend', 'asked', 'describe', 'word']",5
+"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: ""'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am"". The man below replied ""You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude"". 
+
+""You must be a technician."" said the balloonist. ""I am"" replied the man ""how did you know?"" ""Well,"" answered the balloonist, ""everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."" 
+
+The man below responded, ""You must be in management"". ""I am"" replied the balloonist, ""but how did you know?"" ""Well,"" said the man ""you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fucking fault!!!
+",4gwlzr,14291,You must be in F**king management!,"['woman', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'realized', 'lost', 'reduced', 'altitude', 'spotted', 'man', 'descended', 'bit', 'shouted', 'help', 'promised', 'friend', 'would', 'meet', 'hour', 'ago', 'know', 'man', 'replied', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'hovering', 'approximately', 'foot', 'ground', 'degree', 'north', 'latitude', 'degree', 'west', 'longitude', 'must', 'technician', 'said', 'balloonist', 'replied', 'man', 'know', 'well', 'answered', 'balloonist', 'everything', 'told', 'probably', 'technically', 'correct', 'idea', 'make', 'information', 'fact', 'still', 'lost', 'frankly', 'much', 'help', 'anything', 'delayed', 'trip', 'talk', 'man', 'responded', 'must', 'management', 'replied', 'balloonist', 'know', 'well', 'said', 'man', 'know', 'going', 'risen', 'due', 'large', 'quantity', 'hot', 'air', 'made', 'promise', 'idea', 'keep', 'expect', 'people', 'beneath', 'solve', 'problem', 'fact', 'exactly', 'position', 'met', 'somehow', 'fucking', 'fault']","['must', 'f', 'king', 'management']","['woman', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'realized', 'lost', 'reduced', 'altitude', 'spotted', 'man', 'descended', 'bit', 'shouted', 'help', 'promised', 'friend', 'would', 'meet', 'hour', 'ago', 'know', 'man', 'replied', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'hovering', 'approximately', 'foot', 'ground', 'degree', 'north', 'latitude', 'degree', 'west', 'longitude', 'must', 'technician', 'said', 'balloonist', 'replied', 'man', 'know', 'well', 'answered', 'balloonist', 'everything', 'told', 'probably', 'technically', 'correct', 'idea', 'make', 'information', 'fact', 'still', 'lost', 'frankly', 'much', 'help', 'anything', 'delayed', 'trip', 'talk', 'man', 'responded', 'must', 'management', 'replied', 'balloonist', 'know', 'well', 'said', 'man', 'know', 'going', 'risen', 'due', 'large', 'quantity', 'hot', 'air', 'made', 'promise', 'idea', 'keep', 'expect', 'people', 'beneath', 'solve', 'problem', 'fact', 'exactly', 'position', 'met', 'somehow', 'fucking', 'fault', 'must', 'f', 'king', 'management']",102
+"Bartender says ""Three feet tall.""
+
+Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!""",4spmkr,14277,"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?""","['bartender', 'say', 'three', 'foot', 'tall', 'guy', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'ran', 'nun']","['guy', 'run', 'bar', 'yell', 'quick', 'tall', 'penguin']","['bartender', 'say', 'three', 'foot', 'tall', 'guy', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'ran', 'nun', 'guy', 'run', 'bar', 'yell', 'quick', 'tall', 'penguin']",18
+"At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
+Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
+""This is so embarrassing,"" the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. ""I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?"" He nods.
+The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, ""You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?""
+""No,"" she replies. ""You just happened to catch my eye.""",3tfdo5,14241,Pretty woman sneezes,"['hotel', 'restaurant', 'man', 'see', 'attractive', 'woman', 'sitting', 'alone', 'next', 'table', 'suddenly', 'sneeze', 'glass', 'eye', 'come', 'flying', 'eye', 'socket', 'hurl', 'man', 'snatch', 'air', 'hand', 'back', 'embarrassing', 'woman', 'say', 'pop', 'eye', 'back', 'place', 'sorry', 'disturbed', 'let', 'buy', 'dinner', 'make', 'may', 'join', 'nod', 'woman', 'stimulating', 'conversationalist', 'stunningly', 'pretty', 'man', 'find', 'lot', 'common', 'get', 'phone', 'number', 'asks', 'charming', 'woman', 'ever', 'encountered', 'nice', 'every', 'guy', 'meet', 'reply', 'happened', 'catch', 'eye']","['pretty', 'woman', 'sneeze']","['hotel', 'restaurant', 'man', 'see', 'attractive', 'woman', 'sitting', 'alone', 'next', 'table', 'suddenly', 'sneeze', 'glass', 'eye', 'come', 'flying', 'eye', 'socket', 'hurl', 'man', 'snatch', 'air', 'hand', 'back', 'embarrassing', 'woman', 'say', 'pop', 'eye', 'back', 'place', 'sorry', 'disturbed', 'let', 'buy', 'dinner', 'make', 'may', 'join', 'nod', 'woman', 'stimulating', 'conversationalist', 'stunningly', 'pretty', 'man', 'find', 'lot', 'common', 'get', 'phone', 'number', 'asks', 'charming', 'woman', 'ever', 'encountered', 'nice', 'every', 'guy', 'meet', 'reply', 'happened', 'catch', 'eye', 'pretty', 'woman', 'sneeze']",68
+The Black Plague ,5std5f,14199,Only 1300's kids will get this..,"['black', 'plague']","['kid', 'get']","['black', 'plague', 'kid', 'get']",4
+An Edison.,4tgwrd,14093,What do you call a stolen Tesla?,['edison'],"['call', 'stolen', 'tesla']","['edison', 'call', 'stolen', 'tesla']",4
+"He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
+
+One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?
+
+The Devil says, ""Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.""
+
+""What?"" says God. ""An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.""
+
+The Devil responds, ""No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.""
+
+God demands, ""If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!""
+
+The Devil laughs. ""Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?""
+
+",39uv7j,14087,An engineer dies and is sent to hell,"['hot', 'miserable', 'decides', 'take', 'action', 'busted', 'long', 'time', 'fix', 'thing', 'cool', 'quickly', 'moving', 'walkway', 'motor', 'jammed', 'people', 'get', 'place', 'place', 'easily', 'tv', 'grainy', 'unclear', 'fix', 'connection', 'satellite', 'dish', 'get', 'hundred', 'high', 'def', 'channel', 'one', 'day', 'god', 'decides', 'look', 'hell', 'see', 'grand', 'design', 'working', 'notice', 'everyone', 'happy', 'enjoying', 'umbrella', 'drink', 'asks', 'devil', 'devil', 'say', 'thing', 'great', 'since', 'sent', 'u', 'engineer', 'say', 'god', 'engineer', 'send', 'one', 'must', 'mistake', 'send', 'upstairs', 'immediately', 'devil', 'responds', 'way', 'want', 'keep', 'engineer', 'like', 'god', 'demand', 'send', 'immediately', 'sue', 'devil', 'laugh', 'going', 'get', 'lawyer']","['engineer', 'dy', 'sent', 'hell']","['hot', 'miserable', 'decides', 'take', 'action', 'busted', 'long', 'time', 'fix', 'thing', 'cool', 'quickly', 'moving', 'walkway', 'motor', 'jammed', 'people', 'get', 'place', 'place', 'easily', 'tv', 'grainy', 'unclear', 'fix', 'connection', 'satellite', 'dish', 'get', 'hundred', 'high', 'def', 'channel', 'one', 'day', 'god', 'decides', 'look', 'hell', 'see', 'grand', 'design', 'working', 'notice', 'everyone', 'happy', 'enjoying', 'umbrella', 'drink', 'asks', 'devil', 'devil', 'say', 'thing', 'great', 'since', 'sent', 'u', 'engineer', 'say', 'god', 'engineer', 'send', 'one', 'must', 'mistake', 'send', 'upstairs', 'immediately', 'devil', 'responds', 'way', 'want', 'keep', 'engineer', 'like', 'god', 'demand', 'send', 'immediately', 'sue', 'devil', 'laugh', 'going', 'get', 'lawyer', 'engineer', 'dy', 'sent', 'hell']",90
+"Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
+
+ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, ""oh I get it"", and ""this joke is more like a riddle""",4l2qh0,14076,"If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?","['beauty', 'beauty', 'eye', 'beholder', 'itt', 'people', 'want', 'kill', 'people', 'think', 'dad', 'pun', 'bee', 'pun', 'beer', 'oh', 'get', 'joke', 'like', 'riddle']","['bee', 'hand', 'eye']","['beauty', 'beauty', 'eye', 'beholder', 'itt', 'people', 'want', 'kill', 'people', 'think', 'dad', 'pun', 'bee', 'pun', 'beer', 'oh', 'get', 'joke', 'like', 'riddle', 'bee', 'hand', 'eye']",23
+"They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.   
+
+Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' 
+So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.   
+
+They moused.   
+They faxed.   
+They e-mailed.   
+They e-mailed with attachments.   
+They downloaded.   
+They did spreadsheets!   
+They wrote reports.   
+They created labels and cards.   
+They created charts and graphs.   
+They did some genealogy reports .  
+They did every job known to man.     
+
+Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. 
+Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. 
+Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.   
+
+Jesus just sighed. 
+Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' 
+Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.   
+
+Satan observed this and became irate. 
+'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' 
+  
+God just shrugged and said, 
+JESUS SAVES...",513u6f,14053,Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.,"['going', 'day', 'frankly', 'god', 'tired', 'hearing', 'bickering', 'finally', 'fed', 'god', 'said', 'enough', 'going', 'setup', 'test', 'run', 'two', 'hour', 'result', 'judge', 'better', 'job', 'satan', 'jesus', 'sat', 'keyboard', 'typed', 'away', 'moused', 'faxed', 'attachment', 'downloaded', 'spreadsheet', 'wrote', 'report', 'created', 'label', 'card', 'created', 'chart', 'graph', 'genealogy', 'report', 'every', 'job', 'known', 'man', 'jesus', 'worked', 'heavenly', 'efficiency', 'satan', 'faster', 'hell', 'ten', 'minute', 'time', 'lightning', 'suddenly', 'flashed', 'across', 'sky', 'thunder', 'rolled', 'rain', 'poured', 'course', 'power', 'went', 'satan', 'stared', 'blank', 'screen', 'screamed', 'every', 'curse', 'word', 'known', 'underworld', 'jesus', 'sighed', 'finally', 'electricity', 'came', 'back', 'restarted', 'computer', 'satan', 'started', 'searching', 'frantically', 'screaming', 'gone', 'gone', 'lost', 'everything', 'power', 'went', 'meanwhile', 'jesus', 'quietly', 'started', 'printing', 'file', 'past', 'two', 'hour', 'work', 'satan', 'observed', 'became', 'irate', 'screamed', 'fair', 'cheated', 'come', 'work', 'god', 'shrugged', 'said', 'jesus', 'save']","['jesus', 'satan', 'argument', 'better', 'computer']","['going', 'day', 'frankly', 'god', 'tired', 'hearing', 'bickering', 'finally', 'fed', 'god', 'said', 'enough', 'going', 'setup', 'test', 'run', 'two', 'hour', 'result', 'judge', 'better', 'job', 'satan', 'jesus', 'sat', 'keyboard', 'typed', 'away', 'moused', 'faxed', 'attachment', 'downloaded', 'spreadsheet', 'wrote', 'report', 'created', 'label', 'card', 'created', 'chart', 'graph', 'genealogy', 'report', 'every', 'job', 'known', 'man', 'jesus', 'worked', 'heavenly', 'efficiency', 'satan', 'faster', 'hell', 'ten', 'minute', 'time', 'lightning', 'suddenly', 'flashed', 'across', 'sky', 'thunder', 'rolled', 'rain', 'poured', 'course', 'power', 'went', 'satan', 'stared', 'blank', 'screen', 'screamed', 'every', 'curse', 'word', 'known', 'underworld', 'jesus', 'sighed', 'finally', 'electricity', 'came', 'back', 'restarted', 'computer', 'satan', 'started', 'searching', 'frantically', 'screaming', 'gone', 'gone', 'lost', 'everything', 'power', 'went', 'meanwhile', 'jesus', 'quietly', 'started', 'printing', 'file', 'past', 'two', 'hour', 'work', 'satan', 'observed', 'became', 'irate', 'screamed', 'fair', 'cheated', 'come', 'work', 'god', 'shrugged', 'said', 'jesus', 'save', 'jesus', 'satan', 'argument', 'better', 'computer']",127
+21.,4ru1dt,14045,19 and 20 had a fight.,[],['fight'],['fight'],1
+"I really hope it's Todd, he's cute",4m1ag7,13992,My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends...,"['really', 'hope', 'todd', 'cute']","['friend', 'say', 'gay', 'guy', 'circle', 'friend']","['really', 'hope', 'todd', 'cute', 'friend', 'say', 'gay', 'guy', 'circle', 'friend']",10
+"Donald looks down on the cities below and says ""I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says ""Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?"" 
+So then Ivanka says ""Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out of the window and make 100 americans happy?"" To that the pilot says "" Why dont you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"" 
+
+EDIT: Thank you for the gold!! ",5rtl6q,13893,The trump family is flying from New York to DC,"['donald', 'look', 'city', 'say', 'think', 'throw', 'bill', 'window', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'melanie', 'say', 'oh', 'honey', 'throw', 'bill', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'ivanka', 'say', 'even', 'better', 'daddy', 'throw', 'ten', 'dollar', 'bill', 'window', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'pilot', 'say', 'dont', 'jump', 'window', 'make', 'whole', 'country', 'happy', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold']","['trump', 'family', 'flying', 'new', 'york', 'dc']","['donald', 'look', 'city', 'say', 'think', 'throw', 'bill', 'window', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'melanie', 'say', 'oh', 'honey', 'throw', 'bill', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'ivanka', 'say', 'even', 'better', 'daddy', 'throw', 'ten', 'dollar', 'bill', 'window', 'make', 'american', 'happy', 'pilot', 'say', 'dont', 'jump', 'window', 'make', 'whole', 'country', 'happy', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold', 'trump', 'family', 'flying', 'new', 'york', 'dc']",51
+π-rates.,4ofred,13882,3.14% of sailors are...,[],['sailor'],['sailor'],1
+"A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.
+
+When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield
+
+The little girl asks: *Mommy, what was that?*
+
+The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: *It was just a bug honey.*
+
+The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming: *It sure had a big dick.*",3gwm1e,13838,Highway Dildo,"['little', 'girl', 'riding', 'along', 'highway', 'mom', 'suddenly', 'dildo', 'fall', 'truck', 'front', 'hit', 'windshield', 'little', 'girl', 'asks', 'mommy', 'mom', 'wanting', 'little', 'girl', 'know', 'sex', 'yet', 'answer', 'bug', 'honey', 'little', 'girl', 'sits', 'quitely', 'exclaiming', 'sure', 'big', 'dick']","['highway', 'dildo']","['little', 'girl', 'riding', 'along', 'highway', 'mom', 'suddenly', 'dildo', 'fall', 'truck', 'front', 'hit', 'windshield', 'little', 'girl', 'asks', 'mommy', 'mom', 'wanting', 'little', 'girl', 'know', 'sex', 'yet', 'answer', 'bug', 'honey', 'little', 'girl', 'sits', 'quitely', 'exclaiming', 'sure', 'big', 'dick', 'highway', 'dildo']",37
+Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.,3oc8k3,13819,As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears?,"['nothing', 'engineering', 'perfect']","['german', 'ask', 'know', 'really', 'grind', 'gear']","['nothing', 'engineering', 'perfect', 'german', 'ask', 'know', 'really', 'grind', 'gear']",9
+He was high on my list of priorities,4e2nal,13798,Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap,"['high', 'list', 'priority']","['today', 'stoner', 'friend', 'used', 'list', 'blunt', 'wrap']","['high', 'list', 'priority', 'today', 'stoner', 'friend', 'used', 'list', 'blunt', 'wrap']",10
+...has always been my Achilles' elbow.,522ymn,13776,My poor knowledge of Greek mythology...,"['always', 'achilles', 'elbow']","['poor', 'knowledge', 'greek', 'mythology']","['always', 'achilles', 'elbow', 'poor', 'knowledge', 'greek', 'mythology']",7
+"A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, ""Grandpa, can I have a beer?"" Grandpa replied, ""Can your dick touch your asshole ?"" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said ""Then you're not man enough to have a beer."" 
+
+A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, ""Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"" Once again, Grandpa asked, ""Can your dick touch your asshole ?"" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, ""Then your not man enough to have a cigar."" 
+
+A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, ""Can I have a cookie?"" The boy asked ""Can your dick touch your asshole ?"" Grandpa replied, ""Hell yeah it can!"" The boy replied, ""Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."" 
+
+",51hxta,13750,Can your dick touch your asshole?,"['five', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'grandfather', 'sitting', 'front', 'porch', 'together', 'grandpa', 'pull', 'beer', 'cooler', 'little', 'boy', 'asked', 'grandpa', 'beer', 'grandpa', 'replied', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'little', 'boy', 'answered', 'grandpa', 'said', 'man', 'enough', 'beer', 'little', 'later', 'grandpa', 'light', 'cigar', 'little', 'boy', 'asked', 'grandpa', 'cigar', 'grandpa', 'asked', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'little', 'boy', 'answered', 'grandpa', 'said', 'man', 'enough', 'cigar', 'little', 'later', 'little', 'boy', 'came', 'house', 'cookie', 'grandpa', 'asked', 'cookie', 'boy', 'asked', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'grandpa', 'replied', 'hell', 'yeah', 'boy', 'replied', 'go', 'fuck', 'grandma', 'made', 'cooky']","['dick', 'touch', 'asshole']","['five', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'grandfather', 'sitting', 'front', 'porch', 'together', 'grandpa', 'pull', 'beer', 'cooler', 'little', 'boy', 'asked', 'grandpa', 'beer', 'grandpa', 'replied', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'little', 'boy', 'answered', 'grandpa', 'said', 'man', 'enough', 'beer', 'little', 'later', 'grandpa', 'light', 'cigar', 'little', 'boy', 'asked', 'grandpa', 'cigar', 'grandpa', 'asked', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'little', 'boy', 'answered', 'grandpa', 'said', 'man', 'enough', 'cigar', 'little', 'later', 'little', 'boy', 'came', 'house', 'cookie', 'grandpa', 'asked', 'cookie', 'boy', 'asked', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole', 'grandpa', 'replied', 'hell', 'yeah', 'boy', 'replied', 'go', 'fuck', 'grandma', 'made', 'cooky', 'dick', 'touch', 'asshole']",83
+The look on their face when you're nailing them.,4c2hvq,13703,What's the difference between a hooker and jesus?,"['look', 'face', 'nailing']","['difference', 'hooker', 'jesus']","['look', 'face', 'nailing', 'difference', 'hooker', 'jesus']",6
+www.reddit.com,34ckv7,13685,I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW],[],"['found', 'website', 'guaranteed', 'real', 'virgin', 'nsfw']","['found', 'website', 'guaranteed', 'real', 'virgin', 'nsfw']",6
+"\-Son, leave the room please.
+
+\-Dad, but I'm 23...
+
+\-I don't give a fuck how old you are, you're not going to watch me jack off.",52y76a,13677,Dad with his son are watching a movie when a sex scene begins,"['leave', 'room', 'please', 'give', 'fuck', 'old', 'going', 'watch', 'jack']","['dad', 'son', 'watching', 'movie', 'sex', 'scene', 'begin']","['leave', 'room', 'please', 'give', 'fuck', 'old', 'going', 'watch', 'jack', 'dad', 'son', 'watching', 'movie', 'sex', 'scene', 'begin']",16
+"""Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.""",3w3sol,13667,"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital...""","['jeremy', 'doctor', 'year', 'please', 'stop', 'starting', 'every', 'phone', 'conversation']","['mom', 'freak', 'hospital']","['jeremy', 'doctor', 'year', 'please', 'stop', 'starting', 'every', 'phone', 'conversation', 'mom', 'freak', 'hospital']",12
+"Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.",5ru638,13626,My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code,"['last', 'night', 'example', 'could', 'fall', 'asleep', 'rain', 'kept', 'telling', 'go', 'fuck']","['life', 'completely', 'changed', 'learned', 'morse', 'code']","['last', 'night', 'example', 'could', 'fall', 'asleep', 'rain', 'kept', 'telling', 'go', 'fuck', 'life', 'completely', 'changed', 'learned', 'morse', 'code']",17
+"They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
+
+The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'
+The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
+
+While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
+
+The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. 
+
+Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
+
+'Go get your Mother.'",2sup5s,13621,A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall,"['amazed', 'almost', 'everything', 'saw', 'especially', 'two', 'shiny', 'silver', 'wall', 'could', 'move', 'apart', 'slide', 'back', 'together', 'boy', 'asked', 'father', 'father', 'never', 'seen', 'elevator', 'responded', 'never', 'seen', 'anything', 'like', 'life', 'know', 'boy', 'father', 'watching', 'amazement', 'fat', 'old', 'lady', 'wheel', 'chair', 'moved', 'moving', 'wall', 'pressed', 'button', 'wall', 'opened', 'lady', 'rolled', 'small', 'room', 'wall', 'closed', 'boy', 'father', 'watched', 'small', 'number', 'wall', 'light', 'sequentially', 'continued', 'watch', 'reached', 'last', 'number', 'number', 'began', 'light', 'reverse', 'order', 'finally', 'wall', 'opened', 'gorgeous', 'blond', 'stepped', 'father', 'taking', 'eye', 'young', 'woman', 'said', 'quietly', 'son', 'get', 'mother']","['fifteen', 'year', 'old', 'amish', 'boy', 'father', 'mall']","['amazed', 'almost', 'everything', 'saw', 'especially', 'two', 'shiny', 'silver', 'wall', 'could', 'move', 'apart', 'slide', 'back', 'together', 'boy', 'asked', 'father', 'father', 'never', 'seen', 'elevator', 'responded', 'never', 'seen', 'anything', 'like', 'life', 'know', 'boy', 'father', 'watching', 'amazement', 'fat', 'old', 'lady', 'wheel', 'chair', 'moved', 'moving', 'wall', 'pressed', 'button', 'wall', 'opened', 'lady', 'rolled', 'small', 'room', 'wall', 'closed', 'boy', 'father', 'watched', 'small', 'number', 'wall', 'light', 'sequentially', 'continued', 'watch', 'reached', 'last', 'number', 'number', 'began', 'light', 'reverse', 'order', 'finally', 'wall', 'opened', 'gorgeous', 'blond', 'stepped', 'father', 'taking', 'eye', 'young', 'woman', 'said', 'quietly', 'son', 'get', 'mother', 'fifteen', 'year', 'old', 'amish', 'boy', 'father', 'mall']",92
+"The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says :
+
+""Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!""
+
+The drunk says ""No shit, that's why I took my car!""",4ugrah,13532,A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.,"['cop', 'open', 'door', 'driver', 'fall', 'onto', 'asphalt', 'cop', 'say', 'holy', 'shit', 'drunk', 'ca', 'even', 'walk', 'drunk', 'say', 'shit', 'took', 'car']","['cop', 'pull', 'guy', 'suspected', 'drunk', 'driving']","['cop', 'open', 'door', 'driver', 'fall', 'onto', 'asphalt', 'cop', 'say', 'holy', 'shit', 'drunk', 'ca', 'even', 'walk', 'drunk', 'say', 'shit', 'took', 'car', 'cop', 'pull', 'guy', 'suspected', 'drunk', 'driving']",26
+"A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.  
+  
+She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  
+  
+The frog said to her, ""If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.""  
+  
+The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, ""Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  
+  
+Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!""  
+  
+The woman said, ""That's okay.""  
+  
+For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.  
+  
+The frog warned ☝her, ""You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to"".  
+  
+The woman replied, ""That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.""  
+  
+So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!  
+  
+For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  
+  
+The frog said, ""That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.""  
+  
+The woman said, ""That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.""  
+  
+So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!  
+  
+The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ""I'd like a mild heart attack.""  
+  
+Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.  
+  
+Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.  
+  
+Male readers: Please scroll down.  
+  
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+  
+The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.  
+  
+Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.  
+  
+Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.  
+  
+Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.",53bqmt,13505,A women is out golfing and finds a frog trapped in the woods...,"['woman', 'golfing', 'one', 'day', 'hit', 'ball', 'wood', 'went', 'wood', 'look', 'found', 'frog', 'trap', 'frog', 'said', 'release', 'trap', 'grant', 'three', 'wish', 'woman', 'freed', 'frog', 'frog', 'said', 'thank', 'failed', 'mention', 'condition', 'wish', 'whatever', 'wish', 'husband', 'get', 'time', 'ten', 'woman', 'said', 'okay', 'first', 'wish', 'wanted', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'warned', 'realize', 'wish', 'also', 'make', 'husband', 'handsome', 'man', 'world', 'adonis', 'woman', 'flock', 'woman', 'replied', 'okay', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'eye', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'world', 'second', 'wish', 'wanted', 'richest', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'said', 'make', 'husband', 'richest', 'man', 'world', 'ten', 'time', 'richer', 'woman', 'said', 'okay', 'mine', 'mine', 'richest', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'inquired', 'third', 'wish', 'answered', 'like', 'mild', 'heart', 'attack', 'moral', 'story', 'woman', 'clever', 'mess', 'attention', 'female', 'reader', 'end', 'joke', 'stop', 'continue', 'feeling', 'good', 'male', 'reader', 'please', 'scroll', 'man', 'heart', 'attack', 'ten', 'time', 'milder', 'wife', 'moral', 'story', 'woman', 'think', 'really', 'smart', 'let', 'continue', 'think', 'way', 'enjoy', 'show', 'note', 'woman', 'still', 'reading', 'go', 'show', 'woman', 'never', 'listen']","['woman', 'golfing', 'find', 'frog', 'trapped', 'wood']","['woman', 'golfing', 'one', 'day', 'hit', 'ball', 'wood', 'went', 'wood', 'look', 'found', 'frog', 'trap', 'frog', 'said', 'release', 'trap', 'grant', 'three', 'wish', 'woman', 'freed', 'frog', 'frog', 'said', 'thank', 'failed', 'mention', 'condition', 'wish', 'whatever', 'wish', 'husband', 'get', 'time', 'ten', 'woman', 'said', 'okay', 'first', 'wish', 'wanted', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'warned', 'realize', 'wish', 'also', 'make', 'husband', 'handsome', 'man', 'world', 'adonis', 'woman', 'flock', 'woman', 'replied', 'okay', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'eye', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'world', 'second', 'wish', 'wanted', 'richest', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'said', 'make', 'husband', 'richest', 'man', 'world', 'ten', 'time', 'richer', 'woman', 'said', 'okay', 'mine', 'mine', 'richest', 'woman', 'world', 'frog', 'inquired', 'third', 'wish', 'answered', 'like', 'mild', 'heart', 'attack', 'moral', 'story', 'woman', 'clever', 'mess', 'attention', 'female', 'reader', 'end', 'joke', 'stop', 'continue', 'feeling', 'good', 'male', 'reader', 'please', 'scroll', 'man', 'heart', 'attack', 'ten', 'time', 'milder', 'wife', 'moral', 'story', 'woman', 'think', 'really', 'smart', 'let', 'continue', 'think', 'way', 'enjoy', 'show', 'note', 'woman', 'still', 'reading', 'go', 'show', 'woman', 'never', 'listen', 'woman', 'golfing', 'find', 'frog', 'trapped', 'wood']",152
+"Must be why I'm an only child
+
+Edit: First time on front page thanks guys!",5rf224,13497,My dad always told me he never made the same mistake twice,"['must', 'child', 'edit', 'first', 'time', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy']","['dad', 'always', 'told', 'never', 'made', 'mistake', 'twice']","['must', 'child', 'edit', 'first', 'time', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy', 'dad', 'always', 'told', 'never', 'made', 'mistake', 'twice']",16
+"She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said ""honey, he just wanted to see your underwear."" The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said ""I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole."" Again she agrees and climbs. She goes home and tells her mother ""mom the boy paid me to climb the flagpole again, but I outsmarted him this time. I didn't wear any underwear.""
+
+Edit: I'm fairly new to reddit. This joke exploded. Thanks for the welcome party lol",2wnity,13463,A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...,"['agrees', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'get', 'home', 'tell', 'mother', 'happened', 'mother', 'said', 'honey', 'wanted', 'see', 'underwear', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'standing', 'flagpole', 'said', 'give', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'agrees', 'climb', 'go', 'home', 'tell', 'mother', 'mom', 'boy', 'paid', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'outsmarted', 'time', 'wear', 'underwear', 'edit', 'fairly', 'new', 'reddit', 'joke', 'exploded', 'thanks', 'welcome', 'party', 'lol']","['boy', 'paid', 'girl', 'climb', 'flagpole']","['agrees', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'get', 'home', 'tell', 'mother', 'happened', 'mother', 'said', 'honey', 'wanted', 'see', 'underwear', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'standing', 'flagpole', 'said', 'give', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'agrees', 'climb', 'go', 'home', 'tell', 'mother', 'mom', 'boy', 'paid', 'climb', 'flagpole', 'outsmarted', 'time', 'wear', 'underwear', 'edit', 'fairly', 'new', 'reddit', 'joke', 'exploded', 'thanks', 'welcome', 'party', 'lol', 'boy', 'paid', 'girl', 'climb', 'flagpole']",53
+"I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.",4lklsg,13453,My wife left me for an Indian guy,"['know', 'going', 'treat', 'well', 'heard', 'worship', 'cow']","['wife', 'left', 'indian', 'guy']","['know', 'going', 'treat', 'well', 'heard', 'worship', 'cow', 'wife', 'left', 'indian', 'guy']",11
+You will be mist.,52nq0f,13371,RIP boiling water,['mist'],"['rip', 'boiling', 'water']","['mist', 'rip', 'boiling', 'water']",4
+that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan,43x82y,13358,9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda,"['doctor', 'life', 'flint', 'michigan']","['doctor', 'reccommend', 'child', 'drink', 'water', 'instead', 'soda']","['doctor', 'life', 'flint', 'michigan', 'doctor', 'reccommend', 'child', 'drink', 'water', 'instead', 'soda']",11
+"Him: ""What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?""
+
+Me: ""I dunno, what?""
+
+Him (loudly): ""An elephant sticking his trunk up!""",50ka52,13353,A joke my 4 year old came up with today...,"['mammal', 'breathe', 'water', 'dunno', 'loudly', 'elephant', 'sticking', 'trunk']","['joke', 'year', 'old', 'came', 'today']","['mammal', 'breathe', 'water', 'dunno', 'loudly', 'elephant', 'sticking', 'trunk', 'joke', 'year', 'old', 'came', 'today']",13
+black people would rob me,3i41wp,13344,If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist,"['black', 'people', 'would', 'rob']","['got', 'every', 'time', 'somebody', 'called', 'racist']","['black', 'people', 'would', 'rob', 'got', 'every', 'time', 'somebody', 'called', 'racist']",10
+"Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!",4hutiw,13324,Wives are like grenades...,"['remove', 'ring', 'boom', 'house', 'gone']","['wife', 'like', 'grenade']","['remove', 'ring', 'boom', 'house', 'gone', 'wife', 'like', 'grenade']",8
+Trying to get into smaller pants. ,3hm1sv,13323,Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way.,"['trying', 'get', 'smaller', 'pant']","['jared', 'fogle', 'subway', 'started', 'ended', 'career', 'way']","['trying', 'get', 'smaller', 'pant', 'jared', 'fogle', 'subway', 'started', 'ended', 'career', 'way']",11
+"Disabled.
+
+
+
+
+EDIT: First post and front page. Woohoo!",4mzfo1,13315,I like my porn just how I like my search history,"['disabled', 'edit', 'first', 'post', 'front', 'page', 'woohoo']","['like', 'porn', 'like', 'search', 'history']","['disabled', 'edit', 'first', 'post', 'front', 'page', 'woohoo', 'like', 'porn', 'like', 'search', 'history']",12
+"Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
+
+The first surgeon says, ""I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order"".
+
+The second surgeon says, ""I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order"".
+
+The third surgeon says, ""I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.""
+
+The fourth surgeon says, ""I like operating on politicians.""
+
+The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
+
+The fourth surgeon continues, ""Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable.""",4s5qw4,13302,Four Surgeons,"['four', 'surgeon', 'sit', 'around', 'discussing', 'favorite', 'patient', 'first', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'librarian', 'open', 'everything', 'alphabetical', 'order', 'second', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'accountant', 'open', 'everything', 'numerical', 'order', 'third', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'electrician', 'open', 'everything', 'color', 'coded', 'fourth', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'politician', 'three', 'surgeon', 'look', 'disbelief', 'fourth', 'surgeon', 'continues', 'heartless', 'gutless', 'spineless', 'as', 'head', 'interchangeable']","['four', 'surgeon']","['four', 'surgeon', 'sit', 'around', 'discussing', 'favorite', 'patient', 'first', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'librarian', 'open', 'everything', 'alphabetical', 'order', 'second', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'accountant', 'open', 'everything', 'numerical', 'order', 'third', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'electrician', 'open', 'everything', 'color', 'coded', 'fourth', 'surgeon', 'say', 'like', 'operating', 'politician', 'three', 'surgeon', 'look', 'disbelief', 'fourth', 'surgeon', 'continues', 'heartless', 'gutless', 'spineless', 'as', 'head', 'interchangeable', 'four', 'surgeon']",58
+They did unspeakable things to me.,4or8y7,13268,Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...,"['unspeakable', 'thing']","['ive', 'molested', 'group', 'mime', 'artist']","['unspeakable', 'thing', 'ive', 'molested', 'group', 'mime', 'artist']",7
+"If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in...",4rcmyl,13249,"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window...","['get', 'worse', 'let']","['since', 'started', 'raining', 'wife', 'done', 'look', 'sadly', 'stupid', 'window']","['get', 'worse', 'let', 'since', 'started', 'raining', 'wife', 'done', 'look', 'sadly', 'stupid', 'window']",12
+"A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
+
+Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
+
+Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
+
+Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
+",4g48s3,13222,A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom..,"['teenage', 'boy', 'getting', 'ready', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'prom', 'first', 'go', 'rent', 'tux', 'long', 'tux', 'line', 'shop', 'take', 'forever', 'next', 'get', 'flower', 'head', 'florist', 'huge', 'flower', 'line', 'wait', 'forever', 'eventually', 'get', 'flower', 'head', 'rent', 'limo', 'unfortunately', 'large', 'limo', 'line', 'rental', 'office', 'patient', 'get', 'job', 'done', 'finally', 'day', 'prom', 'come', 'two', 'dancing', 'happily', 'girlfriend', 'great', 'time', 'song', 'asks', 'get', 'punch', 'head', 'punch', 'table', 'punchline']","['teenage', 'boy', 'getting', 'ready', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'prom']","['teenage', 'boy', 'getting', 'ready', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'prom', 'first', 'go', 'rent', 'tux', 'long', 'tux', 'line', 'shop', 'take', 'forever', 'next', 'get', 'flower', 'head', 'florist', 'huge', 'flower', 'line', 'wait', 'forever', 'eventually', 'get', 'flower', 'head', 'rent', 'limo', 'unfortunately', 'large', 'limo', 'line', 'rental', 'office', 'patient', 'get', 'job', 'done', 'finally', 'day', 'prom', 'come', 'two', 'dancing', 'happily', 'girlfriend', 'great', 'time', 'song', 'asks', 'get', 'punch', 'head', 'punch', 'table', 'punchline', 'teenage', 'boy', 'getting', 'ready', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'prom']",68
+The title says it all.,4pamaz,13221,It all.,"['title', 'say']",[],"['title', 'say']",2
+"Because it had a bad driver!
+
+*drops mic*",3k8vdu,13206,I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?,"['bad', 'driver', 'drop', 'mic']","['give', 'joke', 'made', 'seven', 'computer', 'crash']","['bad', 'driver', 'drop', 'mic', 'give', 'joke', 'made', 'seven', 'computer', 'crash']",10
+The Ex-Men.,4bhurd,13176,"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on?",[],"['caitlyn', 'jenner', 'super', 'hero', 'team', 'would']","['caitlyn', 'jenner', 'super', 'hero', 'team', 'would']",6
+"So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.  
+  
+  
+Edit:  
+This got a lot more upvotes than i expected.",3v966f,13102,"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.","['throw', 'cigarette', 'overboard', 'whole', 'boat', 'becomes', 'cigarette', 'lighter', 'edit', 'got', 'lot', 'upvotes', 'expected']","['three', 'men', 'boat', 'four', 'cigarette', 'nothing', 'light']","['throw', 'cigarette', 'overboard', 'whole', 'boat', 'becomes', 'cigarette', 'lighter', 'edit', 'got', 'lot', 'upvotes', 'expected', 'three', 'men', 'boat', 'four', 'cigarette', 'nothing', 'light']",20
+That way it will never come for me,453t62,13092,I hope Death is a woman,"['way', 'never', 'come']","['hope', 'death', 'woman']","['way', 'never', 'come', 'hope', 'death', 'woman']",6
+"At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. 
+
+It's what he would have wanted...",4kzkaj,13090,My friend Tommy drowned the other day...,"['funeral', 'placed', 'lifejacket', 'coffin', 'would', 'wanted']","['friend', 'tommy', 'drowned', 'day']","['funeral', 'placed', 'lifejacket', 'coffin', 'would', 'wanted', 'friend', 'tommy', 'drowned', 'day']",10
+"April, fools",4cvm0b,13026,What is Mr. T's favorite month?,"['april', 'fool']","['favorite', 'month']","['april', 'fool', 'favorite', 'month']",4
+I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats.  Prophets are going through the roof.,4aol73,13021,I started a company...,"['started', 'company', 'selling', 'land', 'mine', 'look', 'like', 'prayer', 'mat', 'prophet', 'going', 'roof']","['started', 'company']","['started', 'company', 'selling', 'land', 'mine', 'look', 'like', 'prayer', 'mat', 'prophet', 'going', 'roof', 'started', 'company']",14
+"Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. ",3o86pg,12975,Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?,"['fuck', 'stupid', 'piece', 'shit']","['damn', 'girl', 'rubik', 'cube']","['fuck', 'stupid', 'piece', 'shit', 'damn', 'girl', 'rubik', 'cube']",8
+He started counting and fell asleep.,5qorbh,12914,I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had.,"['started', 'counting', 'fell', 'asleep']","['asked', 'welsh', 'mate', 'many', 'sexual', 'partner']","['started', 'counting', 'fell', 'asleep', 'asked', 'welsh', 'mate', 'many', 'sexual', 'partner']",10
+It was having a mid-life crisis.,4ywvul,12907,Why was the baby in Africa crying?,['crisis'],"['baby', 'africa', 'cry']","['crisis', 'baby', 'africa', 'cry']",4
+Apparently she left me two days ago.,4v7k9q,12901,"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids...","['apparently', 'left', 'two', 'day', 'ago']","['could', 'find', 'thingy', 'peel', 'potato', 'carrot', 'asked', 'kid']","['apparently', 'left', 'two', 'day', 'ago', 'could', 'find', 'thingy', 'peel', 'potato', 'carrot', 'asked', 'kid']",13
+"Mumbai!
+",4vgu6t,12881,What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school?,['mumbai'],"['indian', 'boy', 'say', 'mother', 'left', 'school']","['mumbai', 'indian', 'boy', 'say', 'mother', 'left', 'school']",7
+"When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. 
+
+""Tarzan not know sex."" he replied.
+
+Jane explained to him what it was. 
+
+Tarzan said, ""Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.""
+
+Horrified, Jane said, ""Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it  properly."" 
+
+She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. 
+
+""Here."" she said, pointing to her privates, ""You must put it in here."" 
+
+Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!  
+
+Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.  
+
+Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, ""What did you do that for?!""
+
+Tarzan replied, ""Check for squirrel.""",4uczpi,12870,"Me Tarzan, you Jane...","['jane', 'first', 'met', 'tarzan', 'jungle', 'instantly', 'attracted', 'question', 'life', 'asked', 'ever', 'sex', 'tarzan', 'know', 'sex', 'replied', 'jane', 'explained', 'tarzan', 'said', 'ohhh', 'tarzan', 'use', 'knot', 'hole', 'trunk', 'tree', 'horrified', 'jane', 'said', 'tarzan', 'wrong', 'show', 'properly', 'took', 'clothing', 'lay', 'ground', 'said', 'pointing', 'private', 'must', 'put', 'tarzan', 'removed', 'loin', 'cloth', 'showing', 'jane', 'considerable', 'manhood', 'stepped', 'closer', 'kicked', 'right', 'crotch', 'jane', 'rolled', 'around', 'agony', 'seemed', 'like', 'eternity', 'eventually', 'managed', 'gasp', 'air', 'screamed', 'tarzan', 'replied', 'check', 'squirrel']","['tarzan', 'jane']","['jane', 'first', 'met', 'tarzan', 'jungle', 'instantly', 'attracted', 'question', 'life', 'asked', 'ever', 'sex', 'tarzan', 'know', 'sex', 'replied', 'jane', 'explained', 'tarzan', 'said', 'ohhh', 'tarzan', 'use', 'knot', 'hole', 'trunk', 'tree', 'horrified', 'jane', 'said', 'tarzan', 'wrong', 'show', 'properly', 'took', 'clothing', 'lay', 'ground', 'said', 'pointing', 'private', 'must', 'put', 'tarzan', 'removed', 'loin', 'cloth', 'showing', 'jane', 'considerable', 'manhood', 'stepped', 'closer', 'kicked', 'right', 'crotch', 'jane', 'rolled', 'around', 'agony', 'seemed', 'like', 'eternity', 'eventually', 'managed', 'gasp', 'air', 'screamed', 'tarzan', 'replied', 'check', 'squirrel', 'tarzan', 'jane']",74
+"The policeman approaches the drivers door.
+
+""Is there a problem, Officer?""
+
+The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?""
+
+The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one.""
+
+""You don't have one?""
+
+The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drink driving.""
+
+The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?""
+
+""I'm sorry, I can't do that.""
+
+The policeman says, ""Why not?""
+
+""I stole this car.""
+
+The officer says, ""Stole it?""
+
+The man says, ""Yes, and I killed the owner.""
+
+At this point the officer is getting irate. ""You what?""
+
+""She's in the boot if you want to see.""
+
+The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
+
+The senior officer says, ""Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!""
+
+The man steps out of his vehicle. ""Is there a problem, sir?""
+
+""One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.""
+
+""Murdered the owner?""
+
+The officer responds, ""Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?""
+
+The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
+
+The officer says, ""Is this your car sir?""
+
+The man says, ""Yes"" and hands over the registration papers.
+
+The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. ""One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.""
+
+The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. ""Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner.""
+
+The man replies, ""I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!""
+
+Edit: Whoa - front page! ",34e7cl,12844,A driver is pulled over by a policeman....,"['policeman', 'approach', 'driver', 'door', 'problem', 'officer', 'policeman', 'say', 'sir', 'speeding', 'see', 'license', 'please', 'driver', 'responds', 'give', 'one', 'one', 'man', 'responds', 'lost', 'four', 'time', 'drink', 'driving', 'policeman', 'shocked', 'see', 'see', 'vehicle', 'registration', 'paper', 'please', 'sorry', 'ca', 'policeman', 'say', 'stole', 'car', 'officer', 'say', 'stole', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'killed', 'owner', 'point', 'officer', 'getting', 'irate', 'boot', 'want', 'see', 'officer', 'look', 'man', 'slowly', 'back', 'away', 'car', 'call', 'back', 'within', 'minute', 'five', 'police', 'car', 'show', 'surrounding', 'car', 'senior', 'officer', 'slowly', 'approach', 'car', 'clasping', 'gun', 'senior', 'officer', 'say', 'sir', 'could', 'step', 'vehicle', 'please', 'man', 'step', 'vehicle', 'problem', 'sir', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'stolen', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'murdered', 'owner', 'officer', 'responds', 'yes', 'could', 'please', 'open', 'boot', 'car', 'please', 'man', 'open', 'boot', 'revealing', 'nothing', 'empty', 'boot', 'officer', 'say', 'car', 'sir', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'hand', 'registration', 'paper', 'officer', 'understandably', 'quite', 'stunned', 'one', 'officer', 'claim', 'driving', 'licence', 'man', 'dig', 'pocket', 'revealing', 'wallet', 'hand', 'officer', 'officer', 'open', 'wallet', 'examines', 'licence', 'look', 'quite', 'puzzled', 'thank', 'sir', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'licence', 'stole', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'man', 'reply', 'bet', 'lying', 'bastard', 'told', 'speeding', 'edit', 'whoa', 'front', 'page']","['driver', 'pulled', 'policeman']","['policeman', 'approach', 'driver', 'door', 'problem', 'officer', 'policeman', 'say', 'sir', 'speeding', 'see', 'license', 'please', 'driver', 'responds', 'give', 'one', 'one', 'man', 'responds', 'lost', 'four', 'time', 'drink', 'driving', 'policeman', 'shocked', 'see', 'see', 'vehicle', 'registration', 'paper', 'please', 'sorry', 'ca', 'policeman', 'say', 'stole', 'car', 'officer', 'say', 'stole', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'killed', 'owner', 'point', 'officer', 'getting', 'irate', 'boot', 'want', 'see', 'officer', 'look', 'man', 'slowly', 'back', 'away', 'car', 'call', 'back', 'within', 'minute', 'five', 'police', 'car', 'show', 'surrounding', 'car', 'senior', 'officer', 'slowly', 'approach', 'car', 'clasping', 'gun', 'senior', 'officer', 'say', 'sir', 'could', 'step', 'vehicle', 'please', 'man', 'step', 'vehicle', 'problem', 'sir', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'stolen', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'murdered', 'owner', 'officer', 'responds', 'yes', 'could', 'please', 'open', 'boot', 'car', 'please', 'man', 'open', 'boot', 'revealing', 'nothing', 'empty', 'boot', 'officer', 'say', 'car', 'sir', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'hand', 'registration', 'paper', 'officer', 'understandably', 'quite', 'stunned', 'one', 'officer', 'claim', 'driving', 'licence', 'man', 'dig', 'pocket', 'revealing', 'wallet', 'hand', 'officer', 'officer', 'open', 'wallet', 'examines', 'licence', 'look', 'quite', 'puzzled', 'thank', 'sir', 'one', 'officer', 'told', 'licence', 'stole', 'car', 'murdered', 'owner', 'man', 'reply', 'bet', 'lying', 'bastard', 'told', 'speeding', 'edit', 'whoa', 'front', 'page', 'driver', 'pulled', 'policeman']",174
+"But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
+
+
+EDIT:  Holy crap!  Front page!!!  ",3j6iez,12843,"My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave.","['first', 'filtered', 'kidney', 'edit', 'holy', 'crap', 'front', 'page']","['ex', 'wife', 'died', 'went', 'cemetery', 'honor', 'poured', 'fine', 'year', 'old', 'bottle', 'scotch', 'grave']","['first', 'filtered', 'kidney', 'edit', 'holy', 'crap', 'front', 'page', 'ex', 'wife', 'died', 'went', 'cemetery', 'honor', 'poured', 'fine', 'year', 'old', 'bottle', 'scotch', 'grave']",21
+...is only one sea away from Ireland?,531f5z,12832,Did you know that Iceland...,"['one', 'sea', 'away', 'ireland']","['know', 'iceland']","['one', 'sea', 'away', 'ireland', 'know', 'iceland']",6
+"On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. 
+
+St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.  Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
+
+The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.    While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out;  could you get a divorce in heaven.  After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
+
+'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
+
+'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
+
+St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 
+
+'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?",2bphjp,12820,Getting Married in Heaven,"['way', 'get', 'married', 'young', 'catholic', 'couple', 'involved', 'fatal', 'car', 'accident', 'couple', 'find', 'sitting', 'outside', 'pearly', 'gate', 'waiting', 'peter', 'process', 'heaven', 'waiting', 'begin', 'wonder', 'could', 'possibly', 'get', 'married', 'heaven', 'peter', 'showed', 'asked', 'peter', 'said', 'know', 'first', 'time', 'anyone', 'asked', 'let', 'go', 'find', 'leaf', 'couple', 'sat', 'waited', 'waited', 'two', 'month', 'passed', 'couple', 'still', 'waiting', 'waiting', 'began', 'wonder', 'would', 'happen', 'work', 'could', 'get', 'divorce', 'heaven', 'yet', 'another', 'month', 'peter', 'finally', 'return', 'looking', 'somewhat', 'bedraggled', 'informs', 'couple', 'get', 'married', 'heaven', 'said', 'couple', 'wondering', 'thing', 'work', 'could', 'also', 'get', 'divorce', 'heaven', 'peter', 'anger', 'slammed', 'clipboard', 'onto', 'ground', 'wrong', 'asked', 'frightened', 'couple', 'come', 'peter', 'shouted', 'took', 'three', 'month', 'find', 'priest', 'idea', 'long', 'take', 'find', 'lawyer']","['getting', 'married', 'heaven']","['way', 'get', 'married', 'young', 'catholic', 'couple', 'involved', 'fatal', 'car', 'accident', 'couple', 'find', 'sitting', 'outside', 'pearly', 'gate', 'waiting', 'peter', 'process', 'heaven', 'waiting', 'begin', 'wonder', 'could', 'possibly', 'get', 'married', 'heaven', 'peter', 'showed', 'asked', 'peter', 'said', 'know', 'first', 'time', 'anyone', 'asked', 'let', 'go', 'find', 'leaf', 'couple', 'sat', 'waited', 'waited', 'two', 'month', 'passed', 'couple', 'still', 'waiting', 'waiting', 'began', 'wonder', 'would', 'happen', 'work', 'could', 'get', 'divorce', 'heaven', 'yet', 'another', 'month', 'peter', 'finally', 'return', 'looking', 'somewhat', 'bedraggled', 'informs', 'couple', 'get', 'married', 'heaven', 'said', 'couple', 'wondering', 'thing', 'work', 'could', 'also', 'get', 'divorce', 'heaven', 'peter', 'anger', 'slammed', 'clipboard', 'onto', 'ground', 'wrong', 'asked', 'frightened', 'couple', 'come', 'peter', 'shouted', 'took', 'three', 'month', 'find', 'priest', 'idea', 'long', 'take', 'find', 'lawyer', 'getting', 'married', 'heaven']",112
+People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.,3mioq3,12812,What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?,"['people', 'dubai', 'like', 'flintstone', 'people', 'abu', 'dhabi', 'doooooo']","['difference', 'dubai', 'abu', 'dhabi']","['people', 'dubai', 'like', 'flintstone', 'people', 'abu', 'dhabi', 'doooooo', 'difference', 'dubai', 'abu', 'dhabi']",12
+"...right before the zoo opens.  It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.  However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it.  So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
+
+Quickly, the new ""gorilla"" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo.  People from all over are coming to see the ""Human-like"" gorilla.  About a month in, the craze has started to wear off.  So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him.  A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror.  Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den.  The man starts screaming ""HELP!! HELP!!!""  Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, ""Shut the fuck up right now or you're going to get us both fired.""",2gxeh8,12783,So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo...,"['right', 'zoo', 'open', 'gorilla', 'zoo', 'since', 'profitable', 'however', 'gorilla', 'popular', 'attraction', 'far', 'afford', 'go', 'day', 'without', 'zoo', 'owner', 'asks', 'one', 'worker', 'wear', 'gorilla', 'suit', 'storage', 'extra', 'day', 'go', 'gorilla', 'cage', 'pretend', 'gorilla', 'zoo', 'afford', 'new', 'one', 'quickly', 'new', 'gorilla', 'becomes', 'popular', 'craze', 'zoo', 'people', 'coming', 'see', 'gorilla', 'month', 'craze', 'started', 'wear', 'get', 'people', 'attention', 'back', 'decides', 'climb', 'enclosure', 'hang', 'net', 'ceiling', 'lion', 'den', 'next', 'large', 'crowd', 'people', 'gather', 'watching', 'spectacle', 'awe', 'terror', 'suddenly', 'man', 'loses', 'grip', 'fall', 'floor', 'lion', 'den', 'man', 'start', 'screaming', 'help', 'help', 'suddenly', 'lion', 'pounce', 'behind', 'whisper', 'ear', 'shut', 'fuck', 'right', 'going', 'get', 'u', 'fired']","['gorilla', 'dy', 'old', 'age', 'zoo']","['right', 'zoo', 'open', 'gorilla', 'zoo', 'since', 'profitable', 'however', 'gorilla', 'popular', 'attraction', 'far', 'afford', 'go', 'day', 'without', 'zoo', 'owner', 'asks', 'one', 'worker', 'wear', 'gorilla', 'suit', 'storage', 'extra', 'day', 'go', 'gorilla', 'cage', 'pretend', 'gorilla', 'zoo', 'afford', 'new', 'one', 'quickly', 'new', 'gorilla', 'becomes', 'popular', 'craze', 'zoo', 'people', 'coming', 'see', 'gorilla', 'month', 'craze', 'started', 'wear', 'get', 'people', 'attention', 'back', 'decides', 'climb', 'enclosure', 'hang', 'net', 'ceiling', 'lion', 'den', 'next', 'large', 'crowd', 'people', 'gather', 'watching', 'spectacle', 'awe', 'terror', 'suddenly', 'man', 'loses', 'grip', 'fall', 'floor', 'lion', 'den', 'man', 'start', 'screaming', 'help', 'help', 'suddenly', 'lion', 'pounce', 'behind', 'whisper', 'ear', 'shut', 'fuck', 'right', 'going', 'get', 'u', 'fired', 'gorilla', 'dy', 'old', 'age', 'zoo']",103
+"He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but the worker on the ground floor can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries to use sign language instead. He points to his eye meaning ""I"", then he points to his knee meaning ""need"", then moved his hand back and forth in a saw motion. The worker on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his cock and starts masturbating. The worker on the 5th floor is furious so he runs down to the ground floor and says ""what the fuck is wrong with you, I said I needed a handsaw!"" The other worker says ""I knew that, I was trying to tell you I'm coming.""",4h3j1a,12776,A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw...,"['spot', 'another', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'yell', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'ca', 'hear', 'worker', 'floor', 'try', 'use', 'sign', 'language', 'instead', 'point', 'eye', 'meaning', 'point', 'knee', 'meaning', 'need', 'moved', 'hand', 'back', 'forth', 'saw', 'motion', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'nod', 'head', 'pull', 'pant', 'whip', 'cock', 'start', 'masturbating', 'worker', 'floor', 'furious', 'run', 'ground', 'floor', 'say', 'fuck', 'wrong', 'said', 'needed', 'handsaw', 'worker', 'say', 'knew', 'trying', 'tell', 'coming']","['construction', 'worker', 'floor', 'building', 'needed', 'handsaw']","['spot', 'another', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'yell', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'ca', 'hear', 'worker', 'floor', 'try', 'use', 'sign', 'language', 'instead', 'point', 'eye', 'meaning', 'point', 'knee', 'meaning', 'need', 'moved', 'hand', 'back', 'forth', 'saw', 'motion', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'nod', 'head', 'pull', 'pant', 'whip', 'cock', 'start', 'masturbating', 'worker', 'floor', 'furious', 'run', 'ground', 'floor', 'say', 'fuck', 'wrong', 'said', 'needed', 'handsaw', 'worker', 'say', 'knew', 'trying', 'tell', 'coming', 'construction', 'worker', 'floor', 'building', 'needed', 'handsaw']",66
+For Hispanic attacks.,4e6nu9,12733,Why did the Mexican take Xanax?,"['hispanic', 'attack']","['mexican', 'take', 'xanax']","['hispanic', 'attack', 'mexican', 'take', 'xanax']",5
+"My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.
+
+Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them un-chaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.
+
+Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.
+
+""Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again.""
+
+The silence in the taxi was deafening.....",3d7cnk,12681,How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver,"['husband', 'dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'lovely', 'evening', 'dinner', 'theatre', 'burgled', 'past', 'turned', 'light', 'answering', 'machine', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'cab', 'arrived', 'walked', 'front', 'door', 'rather', 'tubby', 'cat', 'scooted', 'leg', 'inside', 'ran', 'stair', 'cat', 'like', 'chase', 'budgie', 'really', 'want', 'leave', 'husband', 'ran', 'inside', 'retrieve', 'put', 'back', 'yard', 'want', 'taxi', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'going', 'empty', 'evening', 'explained', 'husband', 'would', 'momentarily', 'bidding', 'goodnight', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'got', 'cab', 'hot', 'bothered', 'said', 'growing', 'horror', 'amusement', 'cab', 'pulled', 'away', 'sorry', 'took', 'long', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'as', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrapped', 'blanket', 'would', 'scratch', 'like', 'last', 'time', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'arse', 'stair', 'threw', 'backyard', 'better', 'shit', 'vegetable', 'garden', 'silence', 'taxi', 'deafening']","['husband', 'terrified', 'taxi', 'driver']","['husband', 'dressed', 'ready', 'go', 'lovely', 'evening', 'dinner', 'theatre', 'burgled', 'past', 'turned', 'light', 'answering', 'machine', 'put', 'cat', 'backyard', 'cab', 'arrived', 'walked', 'front', 'door', 'rather', 'tubby', 'cat', 'scooted', 'leg', 'inside', 'ran', 'stair', 'cat', 'like', 'chase', 'budgie', 'really', 'want', 'leave', 'husband', 'ran', 'inside', 'retrieve', 'put', 'back', 'yard', 'want', 'taxi', 'driver', 'know', 'house', 'going', 'empty', 'evening', 'explained', 'husband', 'would', 'momentarily', 'bidding', 'goodnight', 'mother', 'minute', 'later', 'got', 'cab', 'hot', 'bothered', 'said', 'growing', 'horror', 'amusement', 'cab', 'pulled', 'away', 'sorry', 'took', 'long', 'stupid', 'bitch', 'hiding', 'bed', 'poke', 'as', 'coat', 'hanger', 'get', 'come', 'tried', 'take', 'grabbed', 'neck', 'wrapped', 'blanket', 'would', 'scratch', 'like', 'last', 'time', 'worked', 'hauled', 'fat', 'arse', 'stair', 'threw', 'backyard', 'better', 'shit', 'vegetable', 'garden', 'silence', 'taxi', 'deafening', 'husband', 'terrified', 'taxi', 'driver']",114
+"""What's your name?"", asked the teacher.
+
+""Mohammad,"" he replied.
+
+""You're in Ireland now,"" replied the teacher, ""So from now on you will be known as Mike.
+
+"" Mohammad returned home after school.
+
+""How was your day, Mohammad?"", his mother asked.
+
+""My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
+
+""Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!""
+
+And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
+
+The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
+
+""What happened to you, Mike?"", she asked.
+
+
+""Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs.""",3wb5xh,12612,Tough to be Irish,"['name', 'asked', 'teacher', 'mohammad', 'replied', 'ireland', 'replied', 'teacher', 'known', 'mohammad', 'returned', 'home', 'school', 'day', 'mohammad', 'mother', 'asked', 'name', 'mohammad', 'ireland', 'name', 'mike', 'ashamed', 'name', 'trying', 'dishonor', 'parent', 'heritage', 'religion', 'shame', 'mother', 'beat', 'shit', 'called', 'father', 'beat', 'shit', 'next', 'day', 'mohammad', 'returned', 'school', 'teacher', 'saw', 'fresh', 'bruise', 'happened', 'mike', 'asked', 'well', 'shortly', 'becoming', 'irishman', 'attacked', 'two', 'fucking', 'arab']","['tough', 'irish']","['name', 'asked', 'teacher', 'mohammad', 'replied', 'ireland', 'replied', 'teacher', 'known', 'mohammad', 'returned', 'home', 'school', 'day', 'mohammad', 'mother', 'asked', 'name', 'mohammad', 'ireland', 'name', 'mike', 'ashamed', 'name', 'trying', 'dishonor', 'parent', 'heritage', 'religion', 'shame', 'mother', 'beat', 'shit', 'called', 'father', 'beat', 'shit', 'next', 'day', 'mohammad', 'returned', 'school', 'teacher', 'saw', 'fresh', 'bruise', 'happened', 'mike', 'asked', 'well', 'shortly', 'becoming', 'irishman', 'attacked', 'two', 'fucking', 'arab', 'tough', 'irish']",59
+Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?,444db4,12588,"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex...","['would', 'safe', 'say', 'addiction', 'got', 'hand']","['addicted', 'masturbation', 'became', 'addicted', 'sex']","['would', 'safe', 'say', 'addiction', 'got', 'hand', 'addicted', 'masturbation', 'became', 'addicted', 'sex']",11
+She's a reddit admin ,39flhw,12582,Yo mama so fat,"['reddit', 'admin']","['yo', 'mama', 'fat']","['reddit', 'admin', 'yo', 'mama', 'fat']",5
+The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.,4lnm2l,12549,I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.,"['constant', 'beeping', 'giving', 'headache', 'making', 'feel', 'sick']","['remove', 'battery', 'carbon', 'monoxide', 'detector']","['constant', 'beeping', 'giving', 'headache', 'making', 'feel', 'sick', 'remove', 'battery', 'carbon', 'monoxide', 'detector']",12
+There's no dental records and all the DNA matches,4jfo1n,12467,Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?,"['dental', 'record', 'dna', 'match']","['redneck', 'murder', 'hard', 'solve']","['dental', 'record', 'dna', 'match', 'redneck', 'murder', 'hard', 'solve']",8
+"Not a political post, I just love to travel",4r6wfa,12437,If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country,"['political', 'post', 'love', 'travel']","['trump', 'win', 'im', 'leaving', 'country', 'clinton', 'win', 'im', 'leaving', 'country']","['political', 'post', 'love', 'travel', 'trump', 'win', 'im', 'leaving', 'country', 'clinton', 'win', 'im', 'leaving', 'country']",14
+"Husband texts back: ""Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then *gently* tap edges with hammer.""
+
+Wife texts back 10 minutes later: ""Computer really messed up now.""",3u539f,12427,"Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: ""Windows frozen, won't open.""","['husband', 'text', 'back', 'gently', 'pour', 'lukewarm', 'water', 'gently', 'tap', 'edge', 'hammer', 'wife', 'text', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'computer', 'really', 'messed']","['wife', 'text', 'husband', 'cold', 'winter', 'morning', 'window', 'frozen', 'wo', 'open']","['husband', 'text', 'back', 'gently', 'pour', 'lukewarm', 'water', 'gently', 'tap', 'edge', 'hammer', 'wife', 'text', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'computer', 'really', 'messed', 'wife', 'text', 'husband', 'cold', 'winter', 'morning', 'window', 'frozen', 'wo', 'open']",29
+I don't fucking know I'm just a drone pilot,5r37xu,12388,What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a terrorist camp?,"['fucking', 'know', 'drone', 'pilot']","['difference', 'pakistani', 'school', 'terrorist', 'camp']","['fucking', 'know', 'drone', 'pilot', 'difference', 'pakistani', 'school', 'terrorist', 'camp']",9
+"Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.",4yzwrx,12379,My town's population never changes,"['every', 'time', 'girl', 'get', 'pregnant', 'guy', 'leaf', 'town']","['town', 'population', 'never', 'change']","['every', 'time', 'girl', 'get', 'pregnant', 'guy', 'leaf', 'town', 'town', 'population', 'never', 'change']",12
+"This is my first post, make it good. I want memes",4kfbst,12328,Memes,"['first', 'post', 'make', 'good', 'want', 'meme']",['meme'],"['first', 'post', 'make', 'good', 'want', 'meme', 'meme']",7
+"“Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”",4b3rai,12321,What do Jewish pedophiles say?,"['hey', 'kid', 'want', 'buy', 'candy']","['jewish', 'pedophile', 'say']","['hey', 'kid', 'want', 'buy', 'candy', 'jewish', 'pedophile', 'say']",8
+"
+An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.
+
+He said, ""What are you doing father?""
+
+""It's called masturbating,"" the priest replied. ""You'll be doing this soon.""
+
+""Why father?"" he asked.
+
+""Because my wrist is killing me,"" the priest replied.",5t0kf8,12303,Masturbating,"['choir', 'boy', 'catch', 'priest', 'masturbating', 'said', 'father', 'called', 'masturbating', 'priest', 'replied', 'soon', 'father', 'asked', 'wrist', 'killing', 'priest', 'replied']",['masturbating'],"['choir', 'boy', 'catch', 'priest', 'masturbating', 'said', 'father', 'called', 'masturbating', 'priest', 'replied', 'soon', 'father', 'asked', 'wrist', 'killing', 'priest', 'replied', 'masturbating']",19
+Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes.,47zm2c,12284,What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?,"['honey', 'home', 'minute']","['bill', 'say', 'hillary', 'sex']","['honey', 'home', 'minute', 'bill', 'say', 'hillary', 'sex']",7
+But I guess I'll take a shot at it. ,53jg40,12282,"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people...","['guess', 'take', 'shot']","['cop', 'know', 'deal', 'black', 'people']","['guess', 'take', 'shot', 'cop', 'know', 'deal', 'black', 'people']",8
+"The first alien says, ""The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.""
+
+The second alien asks, ""Are they an emerging intelligence?""
+
+The first alien says, ""I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves""",4jjgup,12268,"In space, two aliens are talking to each other","['first', 'alien', 'say', 'dominant', 'life', 'form', 'earth', 'planet', 'developed', 'nuclear', 'weapon', 'second', 'alien', 'asks', 'emerging', 'intelligence', 'first', 'alien', 'say', 'think', 'aimed']","['space', 'two', 'alien', 'talking']","['first', 'alien', 'say', 'dominant', 'life', 'form', 'earth', 'planet', 'developed', 'nuclear', 'weapon', 'second', 'alien', 'asks', 'emerging', 'intelligence', 'first', 'alien', 'say', 'think', 'aimed', 'space', 'two', 'alien', 'talking']",25
+They both change your ring tone,4x7ywp,12263,What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common?,"['change', 'ring', 'tone']","['cell', 'phone', 'anal', 'bleach', 'common']","['change', 'ring', 'tone', 'cell', 'phone', 'anal', 'bleach', 'common']",8
+"Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.",44k10x,12258,Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election?,"['win', 'move', 'smaller', 'house', 'black', 'neighborhood']","['donald', 'trump', 'secretly', 'want', 'lose', 'election']","['win', 'move', 'smaller', 'house', 'black', 'neighborhood', 'donald', 'trump', 'secretly', 'want', 'lose', 'election']",12
+"They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
+
+Edit: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)",3gyusq,12177,Why are gay men so well dressed?,"['spend', 'time', 'closet', 'nothing', 'edit']","['gay', 'men', 'well', 'dressed']","['spend', 'time', 'closet', 'nothing', 'edit', 'gay', 'men', 'well', 'dressed']",9
+"He disappeared without a tres.
+
+
+
+**edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!",3ncgg8,12163,"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF*","['disappeared', 'without', 'tres', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'thats', 'punbelieveable']","['mexican', 'magician', 'told', 'audience', 'disappear', 'count', 'three', 'said', 'uno', 'do', 'poof']","['disappeared', 'without', 'tres', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'thats', 'punbelieveable', 'mexican', 'magician', 'told', 'audience', 'disappear', 'count', 'three', 'said', 'uno', 'do', 'poof']",19
+They'll kill your dog.,4jmi2a,12137,Police are like a box of chocolates....,"['kill', 'dog']","['police', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['kill', 'dog', 'police', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",6
+How I bought your mother,4dyyyp,12126,Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?,"['bought', 'mother']","['whats', 'saudi', 'arabia', 'highest', 'rated', 'sitcom']","['bought', 'mother', 'whats', 'saudi', 'arabia', 'highest', 'rated', 'sitcom']",8
+"You can hide, but you can't run.",3nimwj,12099,To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:,"['hide', 'ca', 'run']","['guy', 'wheelchair', 'stole', 'camouflage', 'jacket']","['hide', 'ca', 'run', 'guy', 'wheelchair', 'stole', 'camouflage', 'jacket']",8
+You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck,4m71t5,12076,What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?,"['beg', 'wife', 'blow', 'paycheck']","['difference', 'paycheck', 'penis']","['beg', 'wife', 'blow', 'paycheck', 'difference', 'paycheck', 'penis']",7
+"Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.",4teb7r,12071,How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['obviously', 'still', 'dark', 'basement']","['many', 'dead', 'prostitute', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['obviously', 'still', 'dark', 'basement', 'many', 'dead', 'prostitute', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",10
+All of its servers were busy...,3logxu,12061,I went to the Reddit restaurant,"['server', 'busy']","['went', 'reddit', 'restaurant']","['server', 'busy', 'went', 'reddit', 'restaurant']",5
+".....a man was sitting next to a woman who was trying to breast-feed her child. The child however refuses to suck on the breast. 
+
+Being frustrated, the mother threatens the child, ""If you don't suck on, I will give it to the man next to us!"" The child still refuses to oblige. After about 10 minutes of failed effort to get her child to breastfeed, the woman threatens her child again.
+
+Finally the man clears his throat and says, ""Look here woman, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off 6 stops ago!""",52jog0,12052,On a bus one day.....,"['man', 'sitting', 'next', 'woman', 'trying', 'child', 'child', 'however', 'refuse', 'suck', 'breast', 'frustrated', 'mother', 'threatens', 'child', 'suck', 'give', 'man', 'next', 'u', 'child', 'still', 'refuse', 'oblige', 'minute', 'failed', 'effort', 'get', 'child', 'breastfeed', 'woman', 'threatens', 'child', 'finally', 'man', 'clear', 'throat', 'say', 'look', 'woman', 'better', 'make', 'mind', 'supposed', 'get', 'stop', 'ago']","['bus', 'one', 'day']","['man', 'sitting', 'next', 'woman', 'trying', 'child', 'child', 'however', 'refuse', 'suck', 'breast', 'frustrated', 'mother', 'threatens', 'child', 'suck', 'give', 'man', 'next', 'u', 'child', 'still', 'refuse', 'oblige', 'minute', 'failed', 'effort', 'get', 'child', 'breastfeed', 'woman', 'threatens', 'child', 'finally', 'man', 'clear', 'throat', 'say', 'look', 'woman', 'better', 'make', 'mind', 'supposed', 'get', 'stop', 'ago', 'bus', 'one', 'day']",50
+"In heaven, he sees a wall of very large clocks.
+
+He asks the Angel ""What are all these clocks for?""
+
+Angel answers ""These are lie clocks, every person has one lie clock. Whenever you lie on earth, the clock ticks once.""
+
+
+
+The man points towards a clock and asks, ""Who's clock does this belong to?""
+
+Angel answers 'This clock belongs to Mother Teresa. It has never moved, so she has never told a lie.""
+
+then the man asks ""Where is Hillary Clintons clock?""
+
+The Angel replies ""That one is in our office, we use it as a table fan.""",4aid4l,11982,A man dies and goes to heaven,"['heaven', 'see', 'wall', 'large', 'clock', 'asks', 'angel', 'clock', 'angel', 'answer', 'lie', 'clock', 'every', 'person', 'one', 'lie', 'clock', 'whenever', 'lie', 'earth', 'clock', 'tick', 'man', 'point', 'towards', 'clock', 'asks', 'clock', 'belong', 'angel', 'answer', 'clock', 'belongs', 'mother', 'teresa', 'never', 'moved', 'never', 'told', 'lie', 'man', 'asks', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'clock', 'angel', 'reply', 'one', 'office', 'use', 'table', 'fan']","['man', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven']","['heaven', 'see', 'wall', 'large', 'clock', 'asks', 'angel', 'clock', 'angel', 'answer', 'lie', 'clock', 'every', 'person', 'one', 'lie', 'clock', 'whenever', 'lie', 'earth', 'clock', 'tick', 'man', 'point', 'towards', 'clock', 'asks', 'clock', 'belong', 'angel', 'answer', 'clock', 'belongs', 'mother', 'teresa', 'never', 'moved', 'never', 'told', 'lie', 'man', 'asks', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'clock', 'angel', 'reply', 'one', 'office', 'use', 'table', 'fan', 'man', 'dy', 'go', 'heaven']",56
+"Wife : ""I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.""
+
+Husband : ""How about the ones like mine?""
+
+Wife : ""They gave those away.""
+
+Husband : ""I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.""
+
+Wife : ""And how much for the ones like mine?""
+
+Husband : ""That's where they held the auction.""",2vrea5,11976,Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auction...,"['wife', 'dreamed', 'auctioning', 'dick', 'big', 'one', 'went', 'ten', 'dollar', 'thick', 'one', 'went', 'twenty', 'dollar', 'husband', 'one', 'like', 'mine', 'wife', 'gave', 'away', 'husband', 'dream', 'dreamed', 'auctioning', 'vagina', 'pretty', 'one', 'went', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'little', 'tight', 'one', 'went', 'two', 'thousand', 'wife', 'much', 'one', 'like', 'mine', 'husband', 'held', 'auction']","['wife', 'dreamed', 'attending', 'dick', 'auction']","['wife', 'dreamed', 'auctioning', 'dick', 'big', 'one', 'went', 'ten', 'dollar', 'thick', 'one', 'went', 'twenty', 'dollar', 'husband', 'one', 'like', 'mine', 'wife', 'gave', 'away', 'husband', 'dream', 'dreamed', 'auctioning', 'vagina', 'pretty', 'one', 'went', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'little', 'tight', 'one', 'went', 'two', 'thousand', 'wife', 'much', 'one', 'like', 'mine', 'husband', 'held', 'auction', 'wife', 'dreamed', 'attending', 'dick', 'auction']",50
+They'll kill your dog,2kzxpp,11960,Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate,"['kill', 'dog']","['crazy', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']","['kill', 'dog', 'crazy', 'like', 'box', 'chocolate']",6
+"A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.
+
+The employer is shocked at how professional he is, ""Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?""
+
+The man replied ""Oh that's when I went to Yale.""
+
+The employer is even more impressed. ""That's great, you're hired!""
+
+The man is super happy and says ""Yay I got a yob!""",4brgxo,11951,A man goes into a job interview,"['man', 'go', 'job', 'interview', 'present', 'well', 'employer', 'shocked', 'professional', 'wow', 'incredible', 'resume', 'present', 'fantastically', 'seem', 'missing', 'year', 'part', 'resume', 'happened', 'man', 'replied', 'oh', 'went', 'yale', 'employer', 'even', 'impressed', 'great', 'hired', 'man', 'super', 'happy', 'say', 'yay', 'got', 'yob']","['man', 'go', 'job', 'interview']","['man', 'go', 'job', 'interview', 'present', 'well', 'employer', 'shocked', 'professional', 'wow', 'incredible', 'resume', 'present', 'fantastically', 'seem', 'missing', 'year', 'part', 'resume', 'happened', 'man', 'replied', 'oh', 'went', 'yale', 'employer', 'even', 'impressed', 'great', 'hired', 'man', 'super', 'happy', 'say', 'yay', 'got', 'yob', 'man', 'go', 'job', 'interview']",41
+"""Hurry!"" she said, ""stand in the corner."" She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. ""Don't move until I tell you to,"" she whispered. ""Just pretend you're a statue.""
+
+""What's this, honey?"" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
+
+""Oh, it's just a statue,"" she replied nonchalantly. ""The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."" No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
+
+Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
+
+""Here,"" he said to the 'statue', ""eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.""
+
+
+
+",50zra5,11925,A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.,"['hurry', 'said', 'stand', 'corner', 'quickly', 'rubbed', 'baby', 'oil', 'dusted', 'talcum', 'powder', 'move', 'tell', 'whispered', 'pretend', 'statue', 'honey', 'husband', 'inquired', 'entered', 'room', 'oh', 'statue', 'replied', 'nonchalantly', 'smith', 'bought', 'one', 'bedroom', 'liked', 'much', 'got', 'one', 'u', 'said', 'statue', 'even', 'later', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'around', 'two', 'morning', 'husband', 'got', 'bed', 'went', 'kitchen', 'returned', 'later', 'sandwich', 'glass', 'milk', 'said', 'eat', 'something', 'stood', 'like', 'idiot', 'smith', 'three', 'day', 'nobody', 'offered', 'much', 'glass', 'water']","['woman', 'bed', 'lover', 'heard', 'husband', 'opening', 'front', 'door']","['hurry', 'said', 'stand', 'corner', 'quickly', 'rubbed', 'baby', 'oil', 'dusted', 'talcum', 'powder', 'move', 'tell', 'whispered', 'pretend', 'statue', 'honey', 'husband', 'inquired', 'entered', 'room', 'oh', 'statue', 'replied', 'nonchalantly', 'smith', 'bought', 'one', 'bedroom', 'liked', 'much', 'got', 'one', 'u', 'said', 'statue', 'even', 'later', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'around', 'two', 'morning', 'husband', 'got', 'bed', 'went', 'kitchen', 'returned', 'later', 'sandwich', 'glass', 'milk', 'said', 'eat', 'something', 'stood', 'like', 'idiot', 'smith', 'three', 'day', 'nobody', 'offered', 'much', 'glass', 'water', 'woman', 'bed', 'lover', 'heard', 'husband', 'opening', 'front', 'door']",76
+Because Ken always came in another box.,5rjwbv,11921,Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant?,"['ken', 'always', 'came', 'another', 'box']","['barbie', 'ever', 'get', 'pregnant']","['ken', 'always', 'came', 'another', 'box', 'barbie', 'ever', 'get', 'pregnant']",9
+Because his whole life he's Ben Solo,4d1nl0,11890,Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?,"['whole', 'life', 'ben', 'solo']","['kylo', 'ren', 'friend']","['whole', 'life', 'ben', 'solo', 'kylo', 'ren', 'friend']",7
+"Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, ""There's a big hole in your shirt!""
+
+I responded, ""Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it,"" pointing to her mouth.
+
+Without a pause, she snaps back, ""Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago.""",3xzd4c,11873,My mom dropped this one on me,"['mom', 'son', 'argument', 'clothes', 'pointed', 'hole', 'shirt', 'said', 'big', 'hole', 'shirt', 'responded', 'yeah', 'well', 'big', 'hole', 'face', 'dumb', 'thing', 'keep', 'coming', 'pointing', 'mouth', 'without', 'pause', 'snap', 'back', 'nearly', 'dumb', 'thing', 'fell', 'hole', 'year', 'ago']","['mom', 'dropped', 'one']","['mom', 'son', 'argument', 'clothes', 'pointed', 'hole', 'shirt', 'said', 'big', 'hole', 'shirt', 'responded', 'yeah', 'well', 'big', 'hole', 'face', 'dumb', 'thing', 'keep', 'coming', 'pointing', 'mouth', 'without', 'pause', 'snap', 'back', 'nearly', 'dumb', 'thing', 'fell', 'hole', 'year', 'ago', 'mom', 'dropped', 'one']",37
+"so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs.
+
+At the first house, a man answered the door and told her. 'Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?'
+
+'Sure,' smiled the blonde, 'I'll do it for $100.'
+
+'Great,' the man replied. 'You'll find the paint and stuff you need in the garage.'
+
+The man went back into the house to his wife, who'd been listening. 'A hundred bucks! Does she know it goes all the way around the house?' asked the wife.
+
+'Well, she must. She was standing right on it!' he said.
+
+About 45 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. 'I'm all done,' she reported.
+
+The man was amazed. You painted the whole porch?'
+
+'Yeah,' the blonde said. 'I even had some left, so I put on two coats!'
+
+The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
+
+'And by the way,' said the blonde, 'that's not a Porsche. It's a Ferrari.'",4h6kvb,11863,A blonde was desperate for money...,"['decided', 'go', 'richer', 'neighborhood', 'around', 'town', 'look', 'odd', 'job', 'first', 'house', 'man', 'answered', 'door', 'told', 'job', 'could', 'paint', 'porch', 'smiled', 'blonde', 'man', 'replied', 'find', 'paint', 'stuff', 'need', 'garage', 'man', 'went', 'back', 'house', 'wife', 'listening', 'hundred', 'buck', 'know', 'go', 'way', 'around', 'house', 'asked', 'wife', 'must', 'standing', 'right', 'said', 'minute', 'later', 'blonde', 'knocked', 'door', 'done', 'reported', 'man', 'amazed', 'painted', 'whole', 'porch', 'blonde', 'said', 'even', 'left', 'put', 'two', 'coat', 'man', 'reached', 'wallet', 'pay', 'way', 'said', 'blonde', 'porsche', 'ferrari']","['blonde', 'desperate', 'money']","['decided', 'go', 'richer', 'neighborhood', 'around', 'town', 'look', 'odd', 'job', 'first', 'house', 'man', 'answered', 'door', 'told', 'job', 'could', 'paint', 'porch', 'smiled', 'blonde', 'man', 'replied', 'find', 'paint', 'stuff', 'need', 'garage', 'man', 'went', 'back', 'house', 'wife', 'listening', 'hundred', 'buck', 'know', 'go', 'way', 'around', 'house', 'asked', 'wife', 'must', 'standing', 'right', 'said', 'minute', 'later', 'blonde', 'knocked', 'door', 'done', 'reported', 'man', 'amazed', 'painted', 'whole', 'porch', 'blonde', 'said', 'even', 'left', 'put', 'two', 'coat', 'man', 'reached', 'wallet', 'pay', 'way', 'said', 'blonde', 'porsche', 'ferrari', 'blonde', 'desperate', 'money']",78
+"I asked him the other day ""how do you tell them apart?""
+
+He said 
+
+""Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...
+
+
+... And Brian's got a cock"" ",4tng1l,11856,So my mate has started dating twins!,"['asked', 'day', 'tell', 'apart', 'said', 'well', 'stacy', 'blonde', 'perfect', 'as', 'great', 'tit', 'fantastic', 'figure', 'brian', 'got', 'cock']","['mate', 'started', 'dating', 'twin']","['asked', 'day', 'tell', 'apart', 'said', 'well', 'stacy', 'blonde', 'perfect', 'as', 'great', 'tit', 'fantastic', 'figure', 'brian', 'got', 'cock', 'mate', 'started', 'dating', 'twin']",21
+"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? 
+
+None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. ",3g68j3,11801,"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?","['many', 'friend', 'zoned', 'guy', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb', 'none', 'compliment', 'get', 'mad', 'wo', 'screw']","['many', 'friend', 'zoned', 'guy', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['many', 'friend', 'zoned', 'guy', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb', 'none', 'compliment', 'get', 'mad', 'wo', 'screw', 'many', 'friend', 'zoned', 'guy', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",21
+My friend gave it to me as he was dying.  It seemed very important to him that I have it.,2g7yxo,11798,I have an EpiPen.,"['friend', 'gave', 'dying', 'seemed', 'important']",['epipen'],"['friend', 'gave', 'dying', 'seemed', 'important', 'epipen']",6
+"Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. 
+
+Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!
+",3gq3i8,11780,The US is having so many disasters and tragedies,"['youd', 'almost', 'think', 'built', 'top', 'thousand', 'ancient', 'indian', 'burial', 'ground', 'edit', 'hey', 'thanks', 'gold', 'stranger']","['u', 'many', 'disaster', 'tragedy']","['youd', 'almost', 'think', 'built', 'top', 'thousand', 'ancient', 'indian', 'burial', 'ground', 'edit', 'hey', 'thanks', 'gold', 'stranger', 'u', 'many', 'disaster', 'tragedy']",19
+" ""Surely it's not going to rain today?""
+
+She said ""it will, and don't call me Shirley""  
+
+...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode. 
+",2fpuid,11778,Just asked Siri.,"['surely', 'going', 'rain', 'today', 'said', 'call', 'shirley', 'forgot', 'take', 'phone', 'airplane', 'mode']","['asked', 'siri']","['surely', 'going', 'rain', 'today', 'said', 'call', 'shirley', 'forgot', 'take', 'phone', 'airplane', 'mode', 'asked', 'siri']",14
+"Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice ",4dowl0,11775,"I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer","['yeah', 'gave', 'weak', 'notice']","['kinda', 'scrawny', 'quit', 'job', 'personal', 'trainer']","['yeah', 'gave', 'weak', 'notice', 'kinda', 'scrawny', 'quit', 'job', 'personal', 'trainer']",10
+It's called 'Facebook',4olcyo,11739,I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.,['called'],"['installed', 'new', 'app', 'phone', 'let', 'know', 'friend', 'racist']","['called', 'installed', 'new', 'app', 'phone', 'let', 'know', 'friend', 'racist']",9
+"That my posts never blows up.
+
+Edit 1: Everyone says that my jokes are the bomb, but still this shit didn't explode.
+
+Edit 2: KA-BOOOM!
+
+Edit 3: For those wondering, I am a Muslim for real and I find this shit funny af so chill out guys, no need to hate on religions, we're at /r/jokes after all. 
+
+Edit 4: lmao this is Nagasaki all over again. 
+
+For those who want so bad to insult me, here is a little secret...I get insulted if you insult the basis and principles of my religion, and the stuff you guys mention are not included. So feel free to say anything guys. Sorry for ruining the joke with this edit.    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ",4tl99z,11719,"As a Muslim redditor, I feel disappointed...","['post', 'never', 'blow', 'edit', 'everyone', 'say', 'joke', 'bomb', 'still', 'shit', 'explode', 'edit', 'edit', 'wondering', 'muslim', 'real', 'find', 'shit', 'funny', 'af', 'chill', 'guy', 'need', 'hate', 'religion', 'edit', 'lmao', 'nagasaki', 'want', 'bad', 'insult', 'little', 'secret', 'get', 'insulted', 'insult', 'basis', 'principle', 'religion', 'stuff', 'guy', 'mention', 'included', 'feel', 'free', 'say', 'anything', 'guy', 'sorry', 'ruining', 'joke', 'edit', 'ツ']","['muslim', 'redditor', 'feel', 'disappointed']","['post', 'never', 'blow', 'edit', 'everyone', 'say', 'joke', 'bomb', 'still', 'shit', 'explode', 'edit', 'edit', 'wondering', 'muslim', 'real', 'find', 'shit', 'funny', 'af', 'chill', 'guy', 'need', 'hate', 'religion', 'edit', 'lmao', 'nagasaki', 'want', 'bad', 'insult', 'little', 'secret', 'get', 'insulted', 'insult', 'basis', 'principle', 'religion', 'stuff', 'guy', 'mention', 'included', 'feel', 'free', 'say', 'anything', 'guy', 'sorry', 'ruining', 'joke', 'edit', 'ツ', 'muslim', 'redditor', 'feel', 'disappointed']",57
+Donald Trump's tie.,3lx6gb,11688,What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?,"['donald', 'trump', 'tie']","['inch', 'long', 'hang', 'front', 'asshole']","['donald', 'trump', 'tie', 'inch', 'long', 'hang', 'front', 'asshole']",8
+"When he suddenly mumbled, ""Fucking shitty lid!"". My wife immediately looked at me and said, ""I wonder where he's got that from?"". I said, ""The fucking fridge, you silly cunt.""",4ybov2,11673,"My 4yr old was struggling to open his yoghurt, today.","['suddenly', 'mumbled', 'fucking', 'shitty', 'lid', 'wife', 'immediately', 'looked', 'said', 'wonder', 'got', 'said', 'fucking', 'fridge', 'silly', 'cunt']","['old', 'struggling', 'open', 'yoghurt', 'today']","['suddenly', 'mumbled', 'fucking', 'shitty', 'lid', 'wife', 'immediately', 'looked', 'said', 'wonder', 'got', 'said', 'fucking', 'fridge', 'silly', 'cunt', 'old', 'struggling', 'open', 'yoghurt', 'today']",21
+" Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.",4o0vvv,11639,I like my women like I like my microwave,"['hot', 'clean', 'kill', 'baby', 'put', 'inside']","['like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'microwave']","['hot', 'clean', 'kill', 'baby', 'put', 'inside', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'microwave']",11
+Seven,4vc9yf,11634,How do you confuse a gay person?,['seven'],"['confuse', 'gay', 'person']","['seven', 'confuse', 'gay', 'person']",4
+.,3u8yg1,11623,I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.,[],"['know', 'big', 'deal', 'black', 'friday', 'friday', 'matter']","['know', 'big', 'deal', 'black', 'friday', 'friday', 'matter']",7
+"They both want to get there before the hare does.
+
+",40eh7v,11593,What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common?,"['want', 'get', 'hare']","['turtle', 'pedophile', 'common']","['want', 'get', 'hare', 'turtle', 'pedophile', 'common']",6
+Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!,2sf00p,11586,"So I heard that the hackers ""Anonymous"" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...","['quite', 'ironic', 'virgin', 'attacking', 'terrorist']","['heard', 'hacker', 'anonymous', 'waging', 'war', 'isi']","['quite', 'ironic', 'virgin', 'attacking', 'terrorist', 'heard', 'hacker', 'anonymous', 'waging', 'war', 'isi']",11
+"
+He says, ""We've been as brothers for longer than I can remember, and while I was not rich in life, I would like to bring some wealth with me as I die. If you could each leave $5,000 in my coffin, it would bring me great peace.""
+
+The three men saw no fault in this, as they were all very rich, and all upstanding members of their respective communities.
+
+Jim was a devout, aging Catholic, and he brought the five thousand in large bills, so as not to occupy much space in the coffin. He later told the members of his congregation, and oh how they lauded him on his selflessness to ease the mind of a dying friend.
+
+Michael was a converted Muslim, and he feared that the dead had no use for paper money, so he converted the five thousand into gold for his friend, leaving the ingots next to the bills. He felt a great warmth inside of him, a feeling that can only be brought about by a good, charitable deed.
+
+David was born Jewish, but wasn't so devout as many of his colleagues. He refused to buck off the stereotype and worked as a moneylender, a loan agent. Because of this, he understood how exchange rates worked and how trying to convert 3 different types of money to one may be hard for a man with little experience handling cash. Therefore, he wrote a check for fifteen thousand dollars, and took the gold and bills as change. He left his friend's side with such a great smile, he must have known the time he'd saved him in the afterlife.",50mp5o,11578,An old dying man invites 3 of his friends to his deathbed and asks a favor...,"['say', 'brother', 'longer', 'remember', 'rich', 'life', 'would', 'like', 'bring', 'wealth', 'die', 'could', 'leave', 'coffin', 'would', 'bring', 'great', 'peace', 'three', 'men', 'saw', 'fault', 'rich', 'upstanding', 'member', 'respective', 'community', 'jim', 'devout', 'aging', 'catholic', 'brought', 'five', 'thousand', 'large', 'bill', 'occupy', 'much', 'space', 'coffin', 'later', 'told', 'member', 'congregation', 'oh', 'lauded', 'selflessness', 'ease', 'mind', 'dying', 'friend', 'michael', 'converted', 'muslim', 'feared', 'dead', 'use', 'paper', 'money', 'converted', 'five', 'thousand', 'gold', 'friend', 'leaving', 'ingot', 'next', 'bill', 'felt', 'great', 'warmth', 'inside', 'feeling', 'brought', 'good', 'charitable', 'deed', 'david', 'born', 'jewish', 'devout', 'many', 'colleague', 'refused', 'buck', 'stereotype', 'worked', 'moneylender', 'loan', 'agent', 'understood', 'exchange', 'rate', 'worked', 'trying', 'convert', 'different', 'type', 'money', 'one', 'may', 'hard', 'man', 'little', 'experience', 'handling', 'cash', 'therefore', 'wrote', 'check', 'fifteen', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'took', 'gold', 'bill', 'change', 'left', 'friend', 'side', 'great', 'smile', 'must', 'known', 'time', 'saved', 'afterlife']","['old', 'dying', 'man', 'invite', 'friend', 'deathbed', 'asks', 'favor']","['say', 'brother', 'longer', 'remember', 'rich', 'life', 'would', 'like', 'bring', 'wealth', 'die', 'could', 'leave', 'coffin', 'would', 'bring', 'great', 'peace', 'three', 'men', 'saw', 'fault', 'rich', 'upstanding', 'member', 'respective', 'community', 'jim', 'devout', 'aging', 'catholic', 'brought', 'five', 'thousand', 'large', 'bill', 'occupy', 'much', 'space', 'coffin', 'later', 'told', 'member', 'congregation', 'oh', 'lauded', 'selflessness', 'ease', 'mind', 'dying', 'friend', 'michael', 'converted', 'muslim', 'feared', 'dead', 'use', 'paper', 'money', 'converted', 'five', 'thousand', 'gold', 'friend', 'leaving', 'ingot', 'next', 'bill', 'felt', 'great', 'warmth', 'inside', 'feeling', 'brought', 'good', 'charitable', 'deed', 'david', 'born', 'jewish', 'devout', 'many', 'colleague', 'refused', 'buck', 'stereotype', 'worked', 'moneylender', 'loan', 'agent', 'understood', 'exchange', 'rate', 'worked', 'trying', 'convert', 'different', 'type', 'money', 'one', 'may', 'hard', 'man', 'little', 'experience', 'handling', 'cash', 'therefore', 'wrote', 'check', 'fifteen', 'thousand', 'dollar', 'took', 'gold', 'bill', 'change', 'left', 'friend', 'side', 'great', 'smile', 'must', 'known', 'time', 'saved', 'afterlife', 'old', 'dying', 'man', 'invite', 'friend', 'deathbed', 'asks', 'favor']",135
+"He asks him: ""What's wrong son, what happened?""
+
+""The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong.""
+
+""Why, what did you answer?""
+
+""The Empire State Building.""
+
+""Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it.""",5164xh,11568,Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...,"['asks', 'wrong', 'son', 'happened', 'teacher', 'asked', 'class', 'tallest', 'building', 'new', 'york', 'got', 'answer', 'wrong', 'answer', 'empire', 'state', 'building', 'worry', 'son', 'daddy', 'take', 'care']","['osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'son', 'come', 'home', 'school', 'cry']","['asks', 'wrong', 'son', 'happened', 'teacher', 'asked', 'class', 'tallest', 'building', 'new', 'york', 'got', 'answer', 'wrong', 'answer', 'empire', 'state', 'building', 'worry', 'son', 'daddy', 'take', 'care', 'osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'son', 'come', 'home', 'school', 'cry']",31
+"I turned around and saw an old lady.  She said to me,  ""Sonny,  would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."" 
+
+""Sure."",  I replied.  Then she gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends. 
+
+""What a nice lady"", I thought,  while happily munching on the nuts. 
+
+A few minutes later,  I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again,  offering some nuts.  I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.  
+
+After about 10 minutes,  she tapped me on the shoulder,  once again offering some nuts. 
+
+I asked her,  ""Why don't you eat them yourself?"" 
+
+""Because we've got no teeth"",  she replied. 
+
+""Then why do you buy them?"", I asked. 
+
+""Oh,  because we just love the chocolate around them.""
+
+
+
+",4oxx41,11545,So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.,"['turned', 'around', 'saw', 'old', 'lady', 'said', 'sonny', 'would', 'like', 'nut', 'got', 'couple', 'hazelnut', 'almond', 'like', 'sure', 'replied', 'gave', 'handful', 'nut', 'went', 'back', 'sit', 'friend', 'nice', 'lady', 'thought', 'happily', 'munching', 'nut', 'minute', 'later', 'felt', 'another', 'tap', 'shoulder', 'offering', 'nut', 'gladly', 'accepted', 'went', 'back', 'seat', 'minute', 'tapped', 'shoulder', 'offering', 'nut', 'asked', 'eat', 'got', 'teeth', 'replied', 'buy', 'asked', 'oh', 'love', 'chocolate', 'around']","['sitting', 'bus', 'reading', 'book', 'somebody', 'tapped', 'shoulder']","['turned', 'around', 'saw', 'old', 'lady', 'said', 'sonny', 'would', 'like', 'nut', 'got', 'couple', 'hazelnut', 'almond', 'like', 'sure', 'replied', 'gave', 'handful', 'nut', 'went', 'back', 'sit', 'friend', 'nice', 'lady', 'thought', 'happily', 'munching', 'nut', 'minute', 'later', 'felt', 'another', 'tap', 'shoulder', 'offering', 'nut', 'gladly', 'accepted', 'went', 'back', 'seat', 'minute', 'tapped', 'shoulder', 'offering', 'nut', 'asked', 'eat', 'got', 'teeth', 'replied', 'buy', 'asked', 'oh', 'love', 'chocolate', 'around', 'sitting', 'bus', 'reading', 'book', 'somebody', 'tapped', 'shoulder']",66
+You have my Word.,4qg030,11491,To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you..,['word'],"['whoever', 'stole', 'copy', 'microsoft', 'office', 'find']","['word', 'whoever', 'stole', 'copy', 'microsoft', 'office', 'find']",7
+"Jesus, Chris Pratt, and Hitler are sitting at a bar drinkin' a few brews.
+
+Jesus says, ""Hey we should all try and get in the Guinness Book of World Records!""
+
+To which Chris Pratt replies, ""Yeah, I bet I could get in it for most loved person in history.""
+
+Jesus then says, ""and I bet I could get it for most followed person in history.""
+
+Hitler raises his beer and proclaims, ""and I could get the record for the worst person in history!""
+
+So the three gentlemen make their way to the Guinness head quarters where they are put to the test. 
+
+First Chris Pratt goes into the record-recognizer room and walks out with a big smile shouting, ""Yes! Yes! I did it! I'm a world record holder!""
+
+Next, Jesus walks in and then five minutes later comes out smiling as well shouting, ""Woohoo! I did it, I'm the most followed man ever!""
+
+Finally Hitler walks in and then five minutes later comes out führerious and yells, ""Who the fuck is Ellen Pao?""
+
+
+
+
+Edit: misspelled ""their"" because apparently I never made it past Ms. Johnson's 6th grade English class and I added führerious because people commenting on this thread are a lot funnier than I am ",3coxri,11485,"Chris Pratt, Jesus, and Hitler are sitting in a bar...","['jesus', 'chris', 'pratt', 'hitler', 'sitting', 'bar', 'drinkin', 'brew', 'jesus', 'say', 'hey', 'try', 'get', 'guinness', 'book', 'world', 'record', 'chris', 'pratt', 'reply', 'yeah', 'bet', 'could', 'get', 'loved', 'person', 'history', 'jesus', 'say', 'bet', 'could', 'get', 'followed', 'person', 'history', 'hitler', 'raise', 'beer', 'proclaims', 'could', 'get', 'record', 'worst', 'person', 'history', 'three', 'gentleman', 'make', 'way', 'guinness', 'head', 'quarter', 'put', 'test', 'first', 'chris', 'pratt', 'go', 'room', 'walk', 'big', 'smile', 'shouting', 'yes', 'yes', 'world', 'record', 'holder', 'next', 'jesus', 'walk', 'five', 'minute', 'later', 'come', 'smiling', 'well', 'shouting', 'woohoo', 'followed', 'man', 'ever', 'finally', 'hitler', 'walk', 'five', 'minute', 'later', 'come', 'führerious', 'yell', 'fuck', 'ellen', 'pao', 'edit', 'misspelled', 'apparently', 'never', 'made', 'past', 'johnson', 'grade', 'english', 'class', 'added', 'führerious', 'people', 'commenting', 'thread', 'lot', 'funnier']","['chris', 'pratt', 'jesus', 'hitler', 'sitting', 'bar']","['jesus', 'chris', 'pratt', 'hitler', 'sitting', 'bar', 'drinkin', 'brew', 'jesus', 'say', 'hey', 'try', 'get', 'guinness', 'book', 'world', 'record', 'chris', 'pratt', 'reply', 'yeah', 'bet', 'could', 'get', 'loved', 'person', 'history', 'jesus', 'say', 'bet', 'could', 'get', 'followed', 'person', 'history', 'hitler', 'raise', 'beer', 'proclaims', 'could', 'get', 'record', 'worst', 'person', 'history', 'three', 'gentleman', 'make', 'way', 'guinness', 'head', 'quarter', 'put', 'test', 'first', 'chris', 'pratt', 'go', 'room', 'walk', 'big', 'smile', 'shouting', 'yes', 'yes', 'world', 'record', 'holder', 'next', 'jesus', 'walk', 'five', 'minute', 'later', 'come', 'smiling', 'well', 'shouting', 'woohoo', 'followed', 'man', 'ever', 'finally', 'hitler', 'walk', 'five', 'minute', 'later', 'come', 'führerious', 'yell', 'fuck', 'ellen', 'pao', 'edit', 'misspelled', 'apparently', 'never', 'made', 'past', 'johnson', 'grade', 'english', 'class', 'added', 'führerious', 'people', 'commenting', 'thread', 'lot', 'funnier', 'chris', 'pratt', 'jesus', 'hitler', 'sitting', 'bar']",117
+"Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should split up.""
+
+Me: ""Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.""",437bdk,11460,My girlfriend told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective.,"['girlfriend', 'sick', 'pretending', 'detective', 'think', 'split', 'good', 'idea', 'cover', 'ground', 'way']","['girlfriend', 'told', 'sick', 'pretending', 'detective']","['girlfriend', 'sick', 'pretending', 'detective', 'think', 'split', 'good', 'idea', 'cover', 'ground', 'way', 'girlfriend', 'told', 'sick', 'pretending', 'detective']",16
+That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.,373dmv,11459,I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.,"['take', 'number', 'girl', 'made', 'wet', 'year']","['lent', 'hot', 'girl', 'umbrella', 'yesterday']","['take', 'number', 'girl', 'made', 'wet', 'year', 'lent', 'hot', 'girl', 'umbrella', 'yesterday']",11
+"... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.",3xl44b,11458,My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...,"['said', 'yes']","['friend', 'asked', 'new', 'star', 'war']","['said', 'yes', 'friend', 'asked', 'new', 'star', 'war']",7
+now I only drink for evil,53eq57,11439,Today I quit drinking for good,"['drink', 'evil']","['today', 'quit', 'drinking', 'good']","['drink', 'evil', 'today', 'quit', 'drinking', 'good']",6
+"The man: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
+
+The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
+
+The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”
+
+The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”",3uqezl,11435,A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.,"['man', 'would', 'ever', 'miss', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'guy', 'wife', 'seat', 'last', 'five', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'together', 'sadly', 'passed', 'man', 'terrible', 'get', 'another', 'member', 'family', 'friend', 'someone', 'else', 'come', 'guy', 'funeral']","['man', 'take', 'seat', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'look', 'left', 'notice', 'spare', 'seat', 'next', 'guy']","['man', 'would', 'ever', 'miss', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'guy', 'wife', 'seat', 'last', 'five', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'together', 'sadly', 'passed', 'man', 'terrible', 'get', 'another', 'member', 'family', 'friend', 'someone', 'else', 'come', 'guy', 'funeral', 'man', 'take', 'seat', 'world', 'cup', 'final', 'look', 'left', 'notice', 'spare', 'seat', 'next', 'guy']",43
+"The boy tells the priest, ""Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl.""
+
+""Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?""
+
+""Oh I can't say.""
+
+""Was it Mary Jane?""
+
+""No Father.""
+
+""Adalina Mozarelli?"" 
+
+""My lips are sealed.""
+
+""How about Cindy King""
+
+""I can never say.""
+
+""Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?""
+
+""No.""
+
+""It has to be Tracy Cummings though!""
+
+""Father I will never tell you.""
+
+""Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months.""
+
+""Ok, Father""
+
+The boy leaves and his friend asks, ""So what'd you get?""
+
+The boy responds, ""Five good leads, and a four month vacation!""
+",3csndn,11429,A boy goes into confession...,"['boy', 'tell', 'priest', 'father', 'afraid', 'loose', 'girl', 'hmm', 'ok', 'son', 'girl', 'name', 'oh', 'ca', 'say', 'mary', 'jane', 'father', 'adalina', 'mozarelli', 'lip', 'sealed', 'cindy', 'king', 'never', 'say', 'oh', 'come', 'boy', 'find', 'soon', 'enough', 'tina', 'king', 'tracy', 'cummings', 'though', 'father', 'never', 'tell', 'ok', 'fine', 'sin', 'ca', 'alter', 'boy', 'four', 'month', 'ok', 'father', 'boy', 'leaf', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'boy', 'responds', 'five', 'good', 'lead', 'four', 'month', 'vacation']","['boy', 'go', 'confession']","['boy', 'tell', 'priest', 'father', 'afraid', 'loose', 'girl', 'hmm', 'ok', 'son', 'girl', 'name', 'oh', 'ca', 'say', 'mary', 'jane', 'father', 'adalina', 'mozarelli', 'lip', 'sealed', 'cindy', 'king', 'never', 'say', 'oh', 'come', 'boy', 'find', 'soon', 'enough', 'tina', 'king', 'tracy', 'cummings', 'though', 'father', 'never', 'tell', 'ok', 'fine', 'sin', 'ca', 'alter', 'boy', 'four', 'month', 'ok', 'father', 'boy', 'leaf', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'boy', 'responds', 'five', 'good', 'lead', 'four', 'month', 'vacation', 'boy', 'go', 'confession']",66
+"Anybody know what ""ternative"" means?",4zfbw9,11397,"My girlfriend texted me ""helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative""","['anybody', 'know', 'ternative', 'mean']","['girlfriend', 'texted', 'helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative']","['anybody', 'know', 'ternative', 'mean', 'girlfriend', 'texted', 'helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative']",7
+"This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:
+
+Lawyer: ""Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?""
+
+Witness: ""No.""
+
+Lawyer: ""Did you check for blood pressure?""
+
+Witness: ""No.""
+
+Lawyer: ""Did you check for breathing?""
+
+Witness: ""No.""
+
+Lawyer: ""So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?""
+
+Witness: ""No.""
+
+Lawyer: ""How can you be so sure, Doctor?""
+
+Witness: ""Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.""
+
+Lawyer: ""But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?""
+
+Witness: ""Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.""",4fh9ef,11396,This was Actually Said..,"['actually', 'said', 'court', 'taken', 'transcript', 'lawyer', 'doctor', 'performed', 'autopsy', 'check', 'pulse', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'check', 'blood', 'pressure', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'check', 'breathing', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'possible', 'patient', 'alive', 'began', 'autopsy', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'sure', 'doctor', 'witness', 'brain', 'sitting', 'desk', 'jar', 'lawyer', 'could', 'patient', 'still', 'alive', 'nevertheless', 'witness', 'yes', 'possible', 'could', 'alive', 'practicing', 'law', 'somewhere']","['actually', 'said']","['actually', 'said', 'court', 'taken', 'transcript', 'lawyer', 'doctor', 'performed', 'autopsy', 'check', 'pulse', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'check', 'blood', 'pressure', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'check', 'breathing', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'possible', 'patient', 'alive', 'began', 'autopsy', 'witness', 'lawyer', 'sure', 'doctor', 'witness', 'brain', 'sitting', 'desk', 'jar', 'lawyer', 'could', 'patient', 'still', 'alive', 'nevertheless', 'witness', 'yes', 'possible', 'could', 'alive', 'practicing', 'law', 'somewhere', 'actually', 'said']",52
+"Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
+
+She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
+
+She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
+
+Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ""Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?""
+
+The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ""Land mines.""",4u7tty,11331,A woman must walk 5 paces behind...,"['barbara', 'walter', 'story', 'gender', 'role', 'kabul', 'afghanistan', 'several', 'year', 'afghan', 'conflict', 'noted', 'woman', 'customarily', 'walked', 'five', 'pace', 'behind', 'husband', 'recently', 'returned', 'kabul', 'observed', 'woman', 'still', 'walked', 'behind', 'husband', 'despite', 'overthrow', 'oppressive', 'taliban', 'regime', 'woman', 'seemed', 'happy', 'maintain', 'old', 'custom', 'walter', 'approached', 'one', 'afghani', 'woman', 'asked', 'still', 'abide', 'old', 'custom', 'tried', 'desperately', 'change', 'woman', 'looked', 'walter', 'straight', 'eye', 'without', 'hesitation', 'said', 'land', 'mine']","['woman', 'must', 'walk', 'pace', 'behind']","['barbara', 'walter', 'story', 'gender', 'role', 'kabul', 'afghanistan', 'several', 'year', 'afghan', 'conflict', 'noted', 'woman', 'customarily', 'walked', 'five', 'pace', 'behind', 'husband', 'recently', 'returned', 'kabul', 'observed', 'woman', 'still', 'walked', 'behind', 'husband', 'despite', 'overthrow', 'oppressive', 'taliban', 'regime', 'woman', 'seemed', 'happy', 'maintain', 'old', 'custom', 'walter', 'approached', 'one', 'afghani', 'woman', 'asked', 'still', 'abide', 'old', 'custom', 'tried', 'desperately', 'change', 'woman', 'looked', 'walter', 'straight', 'eye', 'without', 'hesitation', 'said', 'land', 'mine', 'woman', 'must', 'walk', 'pace', 'behind']",67
+Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.,43tmyd,11286,My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.,"['remembered', 'wife', 'different', 'dentist']","['dentist', 'reminded', 'wife', 'sensitive', 'gag', 'reflex', 'laughed', 'laughed']","['remembered', 'wife', 'different', 'dentist', 'dentist', 'reminded', 'wife', 'sensitive', 'gag', 'reflex', 'laughed', 'laughed']",12
+"At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. 
+
+Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.  It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
+
+""This is so embarrassing,"" the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. ""I'm sorry to have disturbed you.  Let me buy dinner to make it up to you.  May I join you?""  He nods.
+
+The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.  He gets her phone number and asks, ""You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered.  Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"" 
+
+""No,"" she replies. ""You just happened to catch my eye.""",2tl374,11274,Pretty woman sneezes,"['hotel', 'restaurant', 'man', 'see', 'attractive', 'woman', 'sitting', 'alone', 'next', 'table', 'suddenly', 'sneeze', 'glass', 'eye', 'come', 'flying', 'eye', 'socket', 'hurl', 'man', 'snatch', 'air', 'hand', 'back', 'embarrassing', 'woman', 'say', 'pop', 'eye', 'back', 'place', 'sorry', 'disturbed', 'let', 'buy', 'dinner', 'make', 'may', 'join', 'nod', 'woman', 'stimulating', 'conversationalist', 'stunningly', 'pretty', 'man', 'find', 'lot', 'common', 'get', 'phone', 'number', 'asks', 'charming', 'woman', 'ever', 'encountered', 'nice', 'every', 'guy', 'meet', 'reply', 'happened', 'catch', 'eye']","['pretty', 'woman', 'sneeze']","['hotel', 'restaurant', 'man', 'see', 'attractive', 'woman', 'sitting', 'alone', 'next', 'table', 'suddenly', 'sneeze', 'glass', 'eye', 'come', 'flying', 'eye', 'socket', 'hurl', 'man', 'snatch', 'air', 'hand', 'back', 'embarrassing', 'woman', 'say', 'pop', 'eye', 'back', 'place', 'sorry', 'disturbed', 'let', 'buy', 'dinner', 'make', 'may', 'join', 'nod', 'woman', 'stimulating', 'conversationalist', 'stunningly', 'pretty', 'man', 'find', 'lot', 'common', 'get', 'phone', 'number', 'asks', 'charming', 'woman', 'ever', 'encountered', 'nice', 'every', 'guy', 'meet', 'reply', 'happened', 'catch', 'eye', 'pretty', 'woman', 'sneeze']",68
+"Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.",3gthr3,11230,Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?,"['fell', 'forward', 'still', 'boat']","['scuba', 'diver', 'fall', 'backwards', 'boat']","['fell', 'forward', 'still', 'boat', 'scuba', 'diver', 'fall', 'backwards', 'boat']",9
+"Just like one of his characters.
+
+(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)",503dys,11222,"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity","['like', 'one', 'character', 'trash', 'post', 'hit', 'front', 'page', 'title', 'could', 'really', 'mess', 'got', 'fan', 'saying']","['george', 'r', 'r', 'martin', 'dead', 'reaching', 'peak', 'popularity']","['like', 'one', 'character', 'trash', 'post', 'hit', 'front', 'page', 'title', 'could', 'really', 'mess', 'got', 'fan', 'saying', 'george', 'r', 'r', 'martin', 'dead', 'reaching', 'peak', 'popularity']",23
+"I was telling my son the ""knock knock who's there banana joke"", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said ""you shouldn't stand so close to the door""
+",3zi7no,11220,My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke,"['telling', 'son', 'knock', 'knock', 'banana', 'joke', 'laughed', 'told', 'tell', 'said', 'knock', 'knock', 'backhanded', 'face', 'said', 'stand', 'close', 'door']","['year', 'old', 'painful', 'twist', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']","['telling', 'son', 'knock', 'knock', 'banana', 'joke', 'laughed', 'told', 'tell', 'said', 'knock', 'knock', 'backhanded', 'face', 'said', 'stand', 'close', 'door', 'year', 'old', 'painful', 'twist', 'knock', 'knock', 'joke']",25
+Will make your car look fucking stupid,4ikqzj,11219,Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers,"['make', 'car', 'look', 'fucking', 'stupid']","['warning', 'game', 'throne', 'spoiler']","['make', 'car', 'look', 'fucking', 'stupid', 'warning', 'game', 'throne', 'spoiler']",9
+Mount Rushmore,4cak7q,11178,What rock group has four men that don't sing?,"['mount', 'rushmore']","['rock', 'group', 'four', 'men', 'sing']","['mount', 'rushmore', 'rock', 'group', 'four', 'men', 'sing']",7
+Cost me a fortune in stamps ,45qjaq,11171,TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book,"['cost', 'fortune', 'stamp']","['tifu', 'sending', 'nude', 'everyone', 'address', 'book']","['cost', 'fortune', 'stamp', 'tifu', 'sending', 'nude', 'everyone', 'address', 'book']",9
+"Nothing, they fast. 
+
+I'll see myself out. ",2z0wx5,11170,What do sprinters eat before a race?,"['nothing', 'fast', 'see']","['sprinter', 'eat', 'race']","['nothing', 'fast', 'see', 'sprinter', 'eat', 'race']",6
+Because that's where students have the most potential.,52te9z,11164,Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke),"['student', 'potential']","['best', 'teach', 'physic', 'edge', 'cliff', 'original', 'joke']","['student', 'potential', 'best', 'teach', 'physic', 'edge', 'cliff', 'original', 'joke']",9
+Remains to be seen.,4176c2,11163,Will glass coffins be a success?,"['remains', 'seen']","['glass', 'coffin', 'success']","['remains', 'seen', 'glass', 'coffin', 'success']",5
+"On my lap.
+Turned on.
+Virus free.",4a0s3o,11157,I like my women how I like my computer.,"['lap', 'turned', 'virus', 'free']","['like', 'woman', 'like', 'computer']","['lap', 'turned', 'virus', 'free', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'computer']",8
+"His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
+
+""When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!""",4alzxr,11150,"A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.","['parent', 'religious', 'friend', 'suggestion', 'felt', 'private', 'catholic', 'school', 'may', 'effective', 'grade', 'began', 'rise', 'dramatically', 'switch', 'asked', 'helped', 'much', 'responded', 'saw', 'guy', 'nailed', 'plus', 'sign', 'knew', 'meant', 'business']","['year', 'old', 'boy', 'difficulty', 'mathematics', 'failing', 'public', 'school']","['parent', 'religious', 'friend', 'suggestion', 'felt', 'private', 'catholic', 'school', 'may', 'effective', 'grade', 'began', 'rise', 'dramatically', 'switch', 'asked', 'helped', 'much', 'responded', 'saw', 'guy', 'nailed', 'plus', 'sign', 'knew', 'meant', 'business', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'difficulty', 'mathematics', 'failing', 'public', 'school']",35
+I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.,4awt3d,11147,TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys.,"['ca', 'remember', 'last', 'time', 'ate', 'monkey']","['til', 'human', 'eat', 'banana', 'monkey']","['ca', 'remember', 'last', 'time', 'ate', 'monkey', 'til', 'human', 'eat', 'banana', 'monkey']",11
+"The teacher decided that since it was Friday afternoon, and there was nothing left to do for the week, she'd let the students go home early if they could answer a question correctly.
+
+The teacher said: ""Okay class, which president said: 'The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself'?""
+
+Little Timmy was bouncing up and down in his seat, arm raised: ""OOH! OOH! I KNOW!""
+
+Before the teacher could call on him, little Julie stood and said: ""Franklin Roosevelt"".
+
+""Very good Julie, you can go."" the teacher replied. ""Okay class, which president said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'?""
+
+Again, little Timmy's hand shot into the air and he waved his arms excitedly. ""OOH! OOH! I KNOW! PLEASE!""
+
+Again, before she had a chance to call on anyone, little Sally stood and said: ""John Kennedy""
+
+""Very good Sally, you may leave also."" The teacher asked again ""Okay class, which President said: ""Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall?""
+
+Before Timmy could answer, little Jennifer jumped up and shouted: ""Ronald Reagan!""
+
+Frustrated, little Timmy mumbled to himself: ""I wish these bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!""
+
+The teacher heard and shouted: ""WHO SAID THAT!?!""
+
+Timmy jumped up: ""Bill Clinton! Can I go now?""",3zxu4d,11145,A little boy was sitting in class...,"['teacher', 'decided', 'since', 'friday', 'afternoon', 'nothing', 'left', 'week', 'let', 'student', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'could', 'answer', 'question', 'correctly', 'teacher', 'said', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'thing', 'fear', 'fear', 'little', 'timmy', 'bouncing', 'seat', 'arm', 'raised', 'ooh', 'ooh', 'know', 'teacher', 'could', 'call', 'little', 'julie', 'stood', 'said', 'franklin', 'roosevelt', 'good', 'julie', 'go', 'teacher', 'replied', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'country', 'ask', 'country', 'little', 'timmy', 'hand', 'shot', 'air', 'waved', 'arm', 'excitedly', 'ooh', 'ooh', 'know', 'please', 'chance', 'call', 'anyone', 'little', 'sally', 'stood', 'said', 'john', 'kennedy', 'good', 'sally', 'may', 'leave', 'also', 'teacher', 'asked', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'gorbachev', 'tear', 'wall', 'timmy', 'could', 'answer', 'little', 'jennifer', 'jumped', 'shouted', 'ronald', 'reagan', 'frustrated', 'little', 'timmy', 'mumbled', 'wish', 'bitch', 'would', 'keep', 'fucking', 'mouth', 'shut', 'teacher', 'heard', 'shouted', 'said', 'timmy', 'jumped', 'bill', 'clinton', 'go']","['little', 'boy', 'sitting', 'class']","['teacher', 'decided', 'since', 'friday', 'afternoon', 'nothing', 'left', 'week', 'let', 'student', 'go', 'home', 'early', 'could', 'answer', 'question', 'correctly', 'teacher', 'said', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'thing', 'fear', 'fear', 'little', 'timmy', 'bouncing', 'seat', 'arm', 'raised', 'ooh', 'ooh', 'know', 'teacher', 'could', 'call', 'little', 'julie', 'stood', 'said', 'franklin', 'roosevelt', 'good', 'julie', 'go', 'teacher', 'replied', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'country', 'ask', 'country', 'little', 'timmy', 'hand', 'shot', 'air', 'waved', 'arm', 'excitedly', 'ooh', 'ooh', 'know', 'please', 'chance', 'call', 'anyone', 'little', 'sally', 'stood', 'said', 'john', 'kennedy', 'good', 'sally', 'may', 'leave', 'also', 'teacher', 'asked', 'okay', 'class', 'president', 'said', 'gorbachev', 'tear', 'wall', 'timmy', 'could', 'answer', 'little', 'jennifer', 'jumped', 'shouted', 'ronald', 'reagan', 'frustrated', 'little', 'timmy', 'mumbled', 'wish', 'bitch', 'would', 'keep', 'fucking', 'mouth', 'shut', 'teacher', 'heard', 'shouted', 'said', 'timmy', 'jumped', 'bill', 'clinton', 'go', 'little', 'boy', 'sitting', 'class']",124
+The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!,4l61v8,11128,What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?,"['people', 'dubai', 'watch', 'flintstone', 'people', 'abu', 'dhabidoooo']","['difference', 'dubai', 'abu', 'dhabi']","['people', 'dubai', 'watch', 'flintstone', 'people', 'abu', 'dhabidoooo', 'difference', 'dubai', 'abu', 'dhabi']",11
+Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted,4zo7vf,11104,For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.,"['unfortunately', 'pen', 'turned', 'gorilla', 'floor', 'melted']","['chemistry', 'exam', 'write', 'thousand', 'word', 'acid']","['unfortunately', 'pen', 'turned', 'gorilla', 'floor', 'melted', 'chemistry', 'exam', 'write', 'thousand', 'word', 'acid']",12
+I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection.,52vluu,11098,To avoid being raped when I am in jail...,"['stick', 'tube', 'toothpaste', 'as', 'complete', 'cavity', 'protection']","['avoid', 'raped', 'jail']","['stick', 'tube', 'toothpaste', 'as', 'complete', 'cavity', 'protection', 'avoid', 'raped', 'jail']",10
+How shitty of a parent are you?,4oixux,11078,On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla....,"['shitty', 'parent']","['scale', 'alligator', 'gorilla']","['shitty', 'parent', 'scale', 'alligator', 'gorilla']",5
+"I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!""",4mgt31,11078,"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot.","['shout', 'fuck', 'seriously', 'going', 'eat', 'later', 'going', 'taste', 'like', 'carrot']","['walk', 'daughter', 'masturbating', 'carrot']","['shout', 'fuck', 'seriously', 'going', 'eat', 'later', 'going', 'taste', 'like', 'carrot', 'walk', 'daughter', 'masturbating', 'carrot']",14
+"A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl, that means no sex before marriage. But he doesn't care, he loves her. After a year or two of dating he decides its time to propose. So he heads to her fathers house to ask his permission.
+
+""Hello, sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand""
+
+A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks ""And why is that?""
+
+The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh... ""Well, its just that mine have gotten tired."" 
+",4sw3zg,11063,A guy falls in love with a very traditional girl.....,"['guy', 'fall', 'love', 'traditional', 'conservative', 'girl', 'mean', 'sex', 'marriage', 'care', 'love', 'year', 'two', 'dating', 'decides', 'time', 'propose', 'head', 'father', 'house', 'ask', 'permission', 'hello', 'sir', 'ask', 'daughter', 'hand', 'bit', 'skeptical', 'looking', 'see', 'really', 'love', 'father', 'asks', 'guy', 'let', 'long', 'drawn', 'sigh', 'well', 'mine', 'gotten', 'tired']","['guy', 'fall', 'love', 'traditional', 'girl']","['guy', 'fall', 'love', 'traditional', 'conservative', 'girl', 'mean', 'sex', 'marriage', 'care', 'love', 'year', 'two', 'dating', 'decides', 'time', 'propose', 'head', 'father', 'house', 'ask', 'permission', 'hello', 'sir', 'ask', 'daughter', 'hand', 'bit', 'skeptical', 'looking', 'see', 'really', 'love', 'father', 'asks', 'guy', 'let', 'long', 'drawn', 'sigh', 'well', 'mine', 'gotten', 'tired', 'guy', 'fall', 'love', 'traditional', 'girl']",49
+Because you're super annoying and won't shut up,3o5how,11034,Damn girl are you a smoke detector?,"['super', 'annoying', 'wo', 'shut']","['damn', 'girl', 'smoke', 'detector']","['super', 'annoying', 'wo', 'shut', 'damn', 'girl', 'smoke', 'detector']",8
+I'll be in my lab.,4id1go,11024,I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs,['lab'],"['scientist', 'researching', 'beastiality', 'human', 'dog']","['lab', 'scientist', 'researching', 'beastiality', 'human', 'dog']",6
+"And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.
+
+""So, you're a politician..."" ""Well, yes, is that a problem?"" ""Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in Hell. After that however, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!""
+
+""Wait, I have to spend a day in Hell??"" says the politician. ""Them's the rules"" Says St Peter, clicks his fingers, and WOOMPH, the guy dissapears...
+And awakes, curled up with his hands over his eyes, knowing he's in Hell. Cautiously, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and finds... Nothing. Just the smell of, is that fabric softener? And cut grass, this can't be right?
+
+""Open your eyes!"" says a voice. ""C'mon, wakey wakey, we've only got 24 hours!"". Nervously, he uncovers his eyes, looks around, and sees he's in a hotel room. A nice one too. Wait, this is a penthouse suite... And there's a smiling man in a suit, holding a martini. ""Who are you??"" The politician asks. ""Well, I'm Satan!"" says the man, handing him the drink and helping him to his feet. ""Welcome to Hell!"" ""Wait, this is Hell? But... Where's all the pain and suffering?"" he asks. Satan throws him a wink. ""Oh, we've been a bit mis-represented over the years, it's a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is of course free, as is the room service, there's extra towels next to the hot-tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It's a beautiful day, and if you'd care to look outside..."" Slightly stunned by the opulent surroundings, the man wanders over to the floor-to-ceiling windows through which the sun is glowing, looks far down, and sees a group of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course. ""It's one of 5 pro-level courses on site, and there's another 6 just a few minutes drive out past the beach and harbour!"" says Satan, answering his unasked question. So they head down in the lift, walk out through the glittering lobby where everyone waves and welcomes the man, as Satan signs autographs and cherrily talks shop with the laughing staff. And as he walks out, he sees the group on the golf course are made up of every one of his old friends, people he's admired for years but never met or worked with, and people whose work he's admired but died long before his career started. And out of the middle of this group walks his wife, with a massive smile and the body she had when she was 20, who throws her arms around him and plants a delicate kiss on his cheek. Everyone cheers and applauds, and as they slap him on the back and trade jokes, his worst enemy arrives, as a 2 foot tall goblin-esque caddy. He spends the day in the bright sunshine on the course, having the time of his life laughing at jokes and carrying important discussions, putting the world to rights with his friends while holding his delighted wife next to him as she gazes lovingly at him. Later, they return to the hotel for dinner and have an enormous meal, perfectly cooked, which descends into a food-fight when someone accidentally throws a bread roll at the next table (where Ghandi is having a game of truth-or-dare with Marylin Monroe). As everyone is falling about laughing and flinging breadsticks at each other, his wife whispers in his ear... And they return to their penthouse suite, and spend the rest of the night making love like they did on their honeymoon. After 6 hours of intense passion, the man falls deep into the 100% Egyptian cotton pillows, and falls into a deep and happy sleep...
+And is woken up by St Peter. ""So, that was Hell. Wasn't what you were expecting, I bet?"" ""No sir!"" says the man. ""So then"" says St Peter ""you can make your choice. It's Hell, which you saw, or Heaven, which has choral singing, talking to God, white robes, and so on"". ""Well... I know this sounds strange, but on balance, I think I'd prefer Hell"" says the politician. ""Not a problem, we totally understand! Enjoy!"" Says St Peter, and clicks his fingers again.
+
+The man wakes up in total darkness, the stench of ammonia filling the air and distant screams the only noise. As he adjusts, he can see the only light is from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulphurous ocean. A sudden bolt of lightning reveals Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other. ""What's this??"" He cries. ""Where's the hotel?? Where's my wife??? Where's the minibar, the golf-courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and the sunshine???""
+
+""Ah"", says Satan. ""You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted...""",3l5l19,11000,A politician dies...,"['end', 'standing', 'front', 'pearly', 'gate', 'saint', 'peter', 'look', 'second', 'flick', 'book', 'find', 'name', 'politician', 'well', 'yes', 'problem', 'oh', 'problem', 'recently', 'adopted', 'new', 'system', 'people', 'line', 'work', 'unfortunately', 'spend', 'day', 'hell', 'however', 'free', 'choose', 'want', 'spend', 'eternity', 'wait', 'spend', 'day', 'hell', 'say', 'politician', 'rule', 'say', 'st', 'peter', 'click', 'finger', 'woomph', 'guy', 'dissapears', 'awakes', 'curled', 'hand', 'eye', 'knowing', 'hell', 'cautiously', 'listens', 'scream', 'sniff', 'air', 'brimstone', 'find', 'nothing', 'smell', 'fabric', 'softener', 'cut', 'grass', 'ca', 'right', 'open', 'eye', 'say', 'voice', 'wakey', 'wakey', 'got', 'hour', 'nervously', 'uncovers', 'eye', 'look', 'around', 'see', 'hotel', 'room', 'nice', 'one', 'wait', 'penthouse', 'suite', 'smiling', 'man', 'suit', 'holding', 'martini', 'politician', 'asks', 'well', 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+"That's common sense leaving your body. 
+
+Edit: now I know what people mean when they say ""RIP inbox"". ",5r5h9a,10960,You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody?,"['common', 'sense', 'leaving', 'body', 'edit', 'know', 'people', 'mean', 'say', 'rip', 'inbox']","['know', 'tingly', 'sensation', 'get', 'like', 'somebody']","['common', 'sense', 'leaving', 'body', 'edit', 'know', 'people', 'mean', 'say', 'rip', 'inbox', 'know', 'tingly', 'sensation', 'get', 'like', 'somebody']",17
+hope you find it funny!,2aj3p9,10956,"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak","['hope', 'find', 'funny']","['tried', 'changing', 'password', 'brazildefense', 'reddit', 'said', 'weak']","['hope', 'find', 'funny', 'tried', 'changing', 'password', 'brazildefense', 'reddit', 'said', 'weak']",10
+"So I have. 
+
+She's 25 and her name is Candy.",4xz3a1,10896,"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers...","['name', 'candy']","['approach', 'wife', 'suggested', 'get', 'one', 'high', 'performance', 'penis', 'enlarger']","['name', 'candy', 'approach', 'wife', 'suggested', 'get', 'one', 'high', 'performance', 'penis', 'enlarger']",11
+"One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
+
+--------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+EDIT: A collection of other [spoonerisms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism) for your reading pleasure. And stop giving me sh... about not fu... cussing, you godd... motherfu... hookers.
+
+/u/whitefoot /u/thumpas /u/owlve - What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.
+
+/u/YouKnowWhatYouWant /u/The1WhoKnocks-WW /u/fixitinpost - What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmy warriors and a girls' track team? One's a bunch of cunning runts.
+
+/u/circuituously /u/Bduell1 - What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bath? One's got hope in her soul, the other....
+
+/u/PussyOnRye /u/BluRayVonBismark /u/CptEchoOscar /u/goatkindaguy - What's the difference between a circus and a sorority? One's a cunning array of stunts.....
+
+/u/brucethehoon /u/Harrytrumandorisday /u/dghughes /u/TheGiggleWizard /u/FlyingPhotog /u/deepsoulfunk - What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster with epilepsy? One, you shuck between fits, and the other you fuck between shits.
+
+/u/fixitinpost - What's the difference between a lawyer and a defiant rooster? One clucks defiance...
+
+/u/fixitinpost - What's the difference between a kitten having an orgasm and a shish kabob? The shish kabob skews between meats...
+
+/u/sonofstone - What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of the clause.
+
+/u/bilbo_dragons - What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory? One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.
+
+/u/Doses-Mimosas /u/Julfr /u/Jtdollars - What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
+
+/u/Bduell1 - What's the difference between a baby and a choir director? One of them sucks his fingers, and the other one fucks his singers.
+
+/u/dusmeyedin - What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon? A magician's wand is cunning stunts, and a policeman's truncheon is for... apprehending criminals.
+
+/u/Deltethnia - What's the difference between a cyclist and a psychiatrist? On rides on something held together by nuts, the other holds nuts together and takes them for a ride!
+
+/u/jellycube - What's the difference between a good vacuum and the Swiss navy? One sucks and sucks and never fails...
+
+/u/Hingle_McCringleberry - What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Mike Tyson fight? One leaves a ring in the ears, the other leaves an ear in the ring
+
+/u/moak0 (crediting [Redd Foxx](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19kt3_Wc54) ) - What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? A goldfish likes to muck around the fountain.
+
+/u/jorge123 - What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore!
+
+/u/AAT_AAT - What's the difference between a seagull and a baby with diarrhoea? One flits across the shore the other shits across the floor...
+
+*Honorable Mentions:*
+
+/u/jamspangle /u/JacksCologne - There are two types of people in the world; those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
+
+/u/grandboyman - There are 10 types of people in this world.Those that understand binary and those that don't.
+
+/u/jorge1213 - What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One is a crustacean, the other is a crushed Asian.
+
+",4ionxs,10882,What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?,"['one', 'shoot', 'ca', 'hit', 'hoot', 'ca', 'sh', 'edit', 'collection', 'spoonerism', 'http', 'reading', 'pleasure', 'stop', 'giving', 'sh', 'fu', 'cussing', 'godd', 'motherfu', 'hooker', 'difference', 'pick', 'pocket', 'peeping', 'tom', 'pick', 'pocket', 'snatch', 'watch', 'difference', 'tribe', 'pygmy', 'warrior', 'girl', 'track', 'team', 'one', 'bunch', 'cunning', 'runt', 'difference', 'girl', 'church', 'girl', 'bath', 'one', 'got', 'hope', 'soul', 'difference', 'circus', 'sorority', 'one', 'cunning', 'array', 'stunt', 'difference', 'prostitute', 'diarrhea', 'oyster', 'epilepsy', 'one', 'shuck', 'fit', 'fuck', 'shit', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'defiant', 'rooster', 'one', 'cluck', 'defiance', 'difference', 'kitten', 'orgasm', 'shish', 'kabob', 'shish', 'kabob', 'skews', 'meat', 'difference', 'cat', 'comma', 'one', 'claw', 'end', 'paw', 'pause', 'end', 'clause', 'difference', 'video', 'game', 'console', 'glue', 'factory', 'one', 'sony', 'playstation', 'pony', 'slaystation', 'difference', 'dirty', 'bus', 'stop', 'lobster', 'breast', 'implant', 'one', 'crusty', 'bus', 'station', 'busty', 'crustacean', 'difference', 'baby', 'choir', 'director', 'one', 'suck', 'finger', 'one', 'fuck', 'singer', 'difference', 'magician', 'wand', 'policeman', 'truncheon', 'magician', 'wand', 'cunning', 'stunt', 'policeman', 'truncheon', 'apprehending', 'criminal', 'difference', 'cyclist', 'psychiatrist', 'ride', 'something', 'held', 'together', 'nut', 'hold', 'nut', 'together', 'take', 'ride', 'difference', 'good', 'vacuum', 'swiss', 'navy', 'one', 'suck', 'suck', 'never', 'fails', 'difference', 'metallica', 'concert', 'mike', 'tyson', 'fight', 'one', 'leaf', 'ring', 'ear', 'leaf', 'ear', 'ring', 'crediting', 'redd', 'foxx', 'http', 'difference', 'goldfish', 'mountain', 'goat', 'goldfish', 'like', 'muck', 'around', 'fountain', 'difference', 'mallard', 'cold', 'one', 'sick', 'duck', 'ca', 'remember', 'end', 'mother', 'whore', 'difference', 'seagull', 'baby', 'diarrhoea', 'one', 'flit', 'across', 'shore', 'shit', 'across', 'floor', 'honorable', 'mention', 'two', 'type', 'people', 'world', 'extrapolate', 'incomplete', 'data', 'type', 'people', 'understand', 'binary', 'difference', 'lobster', 'oriental', 'woman', 'run', 'steamroller', 'one', 'crustacean', 'crushed', 'asian']","['difference', 'sniper', 'bad', 'eyesight', 'constipated', 'owl']","['one', 'shoot', 'ca', 'hit', 'hoot', 'ca', 'sh', 'edit', 'collection', 'spoonerism', 'http', 'reading', 'pleasure', 'stop', 'giving', 'sh', 'fu', 'cussing', 'godd', 'motherfu', 'hooker', 'difference', 'pick', 'pocket', 'peeping', 'tom', 'pick', 'pocket', 'snatch', 'watch', 'difference', 'tribe', 'pygmy', 'warrior', 'girl', 'track', 'team', 'one', 'bunch', 'cunning', 'runt', 'difference', 'girl', 'church', 'girl', 'bath', 'one', 'got', 'hope', 'soul', 'difference', 'circus', 'sorority', 'one', 'cunning', 'array', 'stunt', 'difference', 'prostitute', 'diarrhea', 'oyster', 'epilepsy', 'one', 'shuck', 'fit', 'fuck', 'shit', 'difference', 'lawyer', 'defiant', 'rooster', 'one', 'cluck', 'defiance', 'difference', 'kitten', 'orgasm', 'shish', 'kabob', 'shish', 'kabob', 'skews', 'meat', 'difference', 'cat', 'comma', 'one', 'claw', 'end', 'paw', 'pause', 'end', 'clause', 'difference', 'video', 'game', 'console', 'glue', 'factory', 'one', 'sony', 'playstation', 'pony', 'slaystation', 'difference', 'dirty', 'bus', 'stop', 'lobster', 'breast', 'implant', 'one', 'crusty', 'bus', 'station', 'busty', 'crustacean', 'difference', 'baby', 'choir', 'director', 'one', 'suck', 'finger', 'one', 'fuck', 'singer', 'difference', 'magician', 'wand', 'policeman', 'truncheon', 'magician', 'wand', 'cunning', 'stunt', 'policeman', 'truncheon', 'apprehending', 'criminal', 'difference', 'cyclist', 'psychiatrist', 'ride', 'something', 'held', 'together', 'nut', 'hold', 'nut', 'together', 'take', 'ride', 'difference', 'good', 'vacuum', 'swiss', 'navy', 'one', 'suck', 'suck', 'never', 'fails', 'difference', 'metallica', 'concert', 'mike', 'tyson', 'fight', 'one', 'leaf', 'ring', 'ear', 'leaf', 'ear', 'ring', 'crediting', 'redd', 'foxx', 'http', 'difference', 'goldfish', 'mountain', 'goat', 'goldfish', 'like', 'muck', 'around', 'fountain', 'difference', 'mallard', 'cold', 'one', 'sick', 'duck', 'ca', 'remember', 'end', 'mother', 'whore', 'difference', 'seagull', 'baby', 'diarrhoea', 'one', 'flit', 'across', 'shore', 'shit', 'across', 'floor', 'honorable', 'mention', 'two', 'type', 'people', 'world', 'extrapolate', 'incomplete', 'data', 'type', 'people', 'understand', 'binary', 'difference', 'lobster', 'oriental', 'woman', 'run', 'steamroller', 'one', 'crustacean', 'crushed', 'asian', 'difference', 'sniper', 'bad', 'eyesight', 'constipated', 'owl']",240
+"A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.” The man below replies, “You must work in management.” “I do,” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?” “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”",32s6v8,10872,Difference between I.T and management,"['man', 'flying', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'suddenly', 'realizes', 'lost', 'reduces', 'height', 'spot', 'man', 'lower', 'balloon', 'shout', 'get', 'direction', 'excuse', 'tell', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'hovering', 'foot', 'must', 'work', 'information', 'technology', 'say', 'balloonist', 'reply', 'man', 'know', 'well', 'say', 'balloonist', 'everything', 'told', 'technically', 'correct', 'use', 'man', 'reply', 'must', 'work', 'reply', 'balloonist', 'know', 'well', 'say', 'man', 'know', 'going', 'expect', 'able', 'help', 'position', 'met', 'fault']","['difference', 'management']","['man', 'flying', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'suddenly', 'realizes', 'lost', 'reduces', 'height', 'spot', 'man', 'lower', 'balloon', 'shout', 'get', 'direction', 'excuse', 'tell', 'man', 'say', 'yes', 'hot', 'air', 'balloon', 'hovering', 'foot', 'must', 'work', 'information', 'technology', 'say', 'balloonist', 'reply', 'man', 'know', 'well', 'say', 'balloonist', 'everything', 'told', 'technically', 'correct', 'use', 'man', 'reply', 'must', 'work', 'reply', 'balloonist', 'know', 'well', 'say', 'man', 'know', 'going', 'expect', 'able', 'help', 'position', 'met', 'fault', 'difference', 'management']",64
+"So, they go to a 7-11, buy a sausage and decide to have some fun. They go into the first bar and order a pint each. Just before they're done the pints and haven't paid yet (on a tab I guess), the one guy takes the sausage puts it between his legs, and the other guy bends down and begins to suck on it. Of course, the bartender thinks something else is going on, so he kicks them out, forgetting that they haven't paid yet. 
+
+These two young men end up doing this at around 15 more bars and are totally drunk. The one guy says ""My back is soooo sore from bendin over so much."" 
+
+The second guy then says ""Well you think that's bad? I lost the sausage around 7 bars ago!""",4j9os8,10830,"Two guys wanna go out and get real hammered, but they only have $1","['go', 'buy', 'sausage', 'decide', 'fun', 'go', 'first', 'bar', 'order', 'pint', 'done', 'pint', 'paid', 'yet', 'tab', 'guess', 'one', 'guy', 'take', 'sausage', 'put', 'leg', 'guy', 'bend', 'begin', 'suck', 'course', 'bartender', 'think', 'something', 'else', 'going', 'kick', 'forgetting', 'paid', 'yet', 'two', 'young', 'men', 'end', 'around', 'bar', 'totally', 'drunk', 'one', 'guy', 'say', 'back', 'soooo', 'sore', 'bendin', 'much', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'well', 'think', 'bad', 'lost', 'sausage', 'around', 'bar', 'ago']","['two', 'guy', 'wan', 'na', 'go', 'get', 'real', 'hammered']","['go', 'buy', 'sausage', 'decide', 'fun', 'go', 'first', 'bar', 'order', 'pint', 'done', 'pint', 'paid', 'yet', 'tab', 'guess', 'one', 'guy', 'take', 'sausage', 'put', 'leg', 'guy', 'bend', 'begin', 'suck', 'course', 'bartender', 'think', 'something', 'else', 'going', 'kick', 'forgetting', 'paid', 'yet', 'two', 'young', 'men', 'end', 'around', 'bar', 'totally', 'drunk', 'one', 'guy', 'say', 'back', 'soooo', 'sore', 'bendin', 'much', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'well', 'think', 'bad', 'lost', 'sausage', 'around', 'bar', 'ago', 'two', 'guy', 'wan', 'na', 'go', 'get', 'real', 'hammered']",71
+"I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.",4xht66,10819,I was offered Sex Today,"['offered', 'sex', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'today', 'exchange', 'supposed', 'advertise', 'kind', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'course', 'declined', 'person', 'high', 'moral', 'standard', 'strong', 'willpower', 'strong', 'ajax', 'super', 'strong', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'available', 'scented', 'lemon', 'vanilla']","['offered', 'sex', 'today']","['offered', 'sex', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'today', 'exchange', 'supposed', 'advertise', 'kind', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'course', 'declined', 'person', 'high', 'moral', 'standard', 'strong', 'willpower', 'strong', 'ajax', 'super', 'strong', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'available', 'scented', 'lemon', 'vanilla', 'offered', 'sex', 'today']",33
+"The first alien says, ""The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.""
+The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, ""Are they an emerging intelligence?""
+The first alien says, ""I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.""
+
+Edit: Well thanks for all the votes and the gold!!!!!!!",33tdch,10803,Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.,"['first', 'alien', 'say', 'dominant', 'life', 'form', 'earth', 'planet', 'developed', 'nuclear', 'weapon', 'second', 'alien', 'look', 'exactly', 'like', 'first', 'asks', 'emerging', 'intelligence', 'first', 'alien', 'say', 'think', 'aimed', 'edit', 'well', 'thanks', 'vote', 'gold']","['space', 'two', 'alien', 'life', 'form', 'speaking']","['first', 'alien', 'say', 'dominant', 'life', 'form', 'earth', 'planet', 'developed', 'nuclear', 'weapon', 'second', 'alien', 'look', 'exactly', 'like', 'first', 'asks', 'emerging', 'intelligence', 'first', 'alien', 'say', 'think', 'aimed', 'edit', 'well', 'thanks', 'vote', 'gold', 'space', 'two', 'alien', 'life', 'form', 'speaking']",36
+They're so full of themselves.,53b07y,10764,I hate Russian dolls.,['full'],"['hate', 'russian', 'doll']","['full', 'hate', 'russian', 'doll']",4
+"You can hide, but you can't run. ",4nb5ei,10733,"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket,","['hide', 'ca', 'run']","['guy', 'wheelchair', 'stole', 'camouflage', 'jacket']","['hide', 'ca', 'run', 'guy', 'wheelchair', 'stole', 'camouflage', 'jacket']",8
+"... and a well known art critic is in attendance. 
+
+The critic says to the young artist, ""would you like my opinion on your work?"" 
+
+""Yes, "" says the artist. 
+
+""It's worthless,"" says the critic 
+
+The artist replies,  ""I know, but tell me anyway."" 
+",3ou7nr,10709,A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...,"['well', 'known', 'art', 'critic', 'attendance', 'critic', 'say', 'young', 'artist', 'would', 'like', 'opinion', 'work', 'yes', 'say', 'artist', 'worthless', 'say', 'critic', 'artist', 'reply', 'know', 'tell', 'anyway']","['young', 'artist', 'exhibit', 'work', 'first', 'time']","['well', 'known', 'art', 'critic', 'attendance', 'critic', 'say', 'young', 'artist', 'would', 'like', 'opinion', 'work', 'yes', 'say', 'artist', 'worthless', 'say', 'critic', 'artist', 'reply', 'know', 'tell', 'anyway', 'young', 'artist', 'exhibit', 'work', 'first', 'time']",30
+"A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.",4jwf3y,10697,"What's big, black and loaded with aids?","['new', 'cadillac', 'escalade', 'cruise', 'control', 'lane', 'alert', 'navigation', 'downhill', 'descent', 'control', 'parking', 'assist']","['big', 'black', 'loaded', 'aid']","['new', 'cadillac', 'escalade', 'cruise', 'control', 'lane', 'alert', 'navigation', 'downhill', 'descent', 'control', 'parking', 'assist', 'big', 'black', 'loaded', 'aid']",17
+"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. ",2r9bds,10696,Women and not being attractive,"['dollar', 'every', 'girl', 'found', 'unattractive', 'would', 'eventually', 'find', 'attractive']","['woman', 'attractive']","['dollar', 'every', 'girl', 'found', 'unattractive', 'would', 'eventually', 'find', 'attractive', 'woman', 'attractive']",11
+"Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
+
+Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, ""Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."" The man asks, ""Can you unzip my zipper?"" Bob says, ""OK."" 
+
+Then the man says, ""Can you pull it out for me?"" Bob replies, ""Uh, yeah, OK.""
+
+Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, ""Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."" Bob says, ""No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, ""I don't know, but I ain't touching it.""",395l7g,10676,2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW,"['bob', 'go', 'public', 'restroom', 'see', 'guy', 'standing', 'next', 'urinal', 'guy', 'arm', 'bob', 'standing', 'taking', 'care', 'business', 'wonder', 'poor', 'wretch', 'going', 'take', 'leak', 'bob', 'finish', 'start', 'leave', 'man', 'asks', 'bob', 'help', 'kind', 'soul', 'bob', 'say', 'ah', 'ok', 'sure', 'help', 'man', 'asks', 'unzip', 'zipper', 'bob', 'say', 'man', 'say', 'pull', 'bob', 'reply', 'uh', 'yeah', 'bob', 'pull', 'kind', 'mold', 'red', 'bump', 'hair', 'clump', 'rash', 'mole', 'scab', 'scar', 'reek', 'something', 'awful', 'guy', 'asks', 'bob', 'point', 'bob', 'point', 'bob', 'shake', 'put', 'back', 'zip', 'guy', 'tell', 'bob', 'thanks', 'man', 'really', 'appreciate', 'bob', 'say', 'problem', 'hell', 'wrong', 'penis', 'guy', 'pull', 'arm', 'shirt', 'say', 'know', 'ai', 'touching']","['guy', 'urinal', 'nsfw']","['bob', 'go', 'public', 'restroom', 'see', 'guy', 'standing', 'next', 'urinal', 'guy', 'arm', 'bob', 'standing', 'taking', 'care', 'business', 'wonder', 'poor', 'wretch', 'going', 'take', 'leak', 'bob', 'finish', 'start', 'leave', 'man', 'asks', 'bob', 'help', 'kind', 'soul', 'bob', 'say', 'ah', 'ok', 'sure', 'help', 'man', 'asks', 'unzip', 'zipper', 'bob', 'say', 'man', 'say', 'pull', 'bob', 'reply', 'uh', 'yeah', 'bob', 'pull', 'kind', 'mold', 'red', 'bump', 'hair', 'clump', 'rash', 'mole', 'scab', 'scar', 'reek', 'something', 'awful', 'guy', 'asks', 'bob', 'point', 'bob', 'point', 'bob', 'shake', 'put', 'back', 'zip', 'guy', 'tell', 'bob', 'thanks', 'man', 'really', 'appreciate', 'bob', 'say', 'problem', 'hell', 'wrong', 'penis', 'guy', 'pull', 'arm', 'shirt', 'say', 'know', 'ai', 'touching', 'guy', 'urinal', 'nsfw']",101
+"Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no?
+- Sure I was, Moshe.
+
+When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again, no?
+- I was, Moshe.
+
+And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?
+- I am, darling.
+
+I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah.",2a5d66,10654,"On his death bed, an old jew says to his wife:","['oh', 'sarah', 'shop', 'burned', 'right', 'beside', 'sure', 'moshe', 'nazi', 'drove', 'u', 'beloved', 'deutschland', 'beside', 'moshe', 'death', 'bed', 'darling', 'starting', 'think', 'bad', 'luck', 'sarah']","['death', 'bed', 'old', 'jew', 'say', 'wife']","['oh', 'sarah', 'shop', 'burned', 'right', 'beside', 'sure', 'moshe', 'nazi', 'drove', 'u', 'beloved', 'deutschland', 'beside', 'moshe', 'death', 'bed', 'darling', 'starting', 'think', 'bad', 'luck', 'sarah', 'death', 'bed', 'old', 'jew', 'say', 'wife']",29
+...because its not a Target.,4rzv9b,10622,Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?,['target'],"['wont', 'isi', 'bomb', 'local', 'walmart']","['target', 'wont', 'isi', 'bomb', 'local', 'walmart']",6
+The police told us to stay inside until they shot him,511jsd,10605,There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night,"['police', 'told', 'u', 'stay', 'inside', 'shot']","['blackout', 'neighborhood', 'last', 'night']","['police', 'told', 'u', 'stay', 'inside', 'shot', 'blackout', 'neighborhood', 'last', 'night']",10
+" 
+At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
+The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
+""That's correct"", said the boss.
+Another glass...
+“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
+""Correct.""
+A third glass...
+""It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.
+The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
+She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
+The alcoholic tried it. ""It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father.""
+",41310j,10598,THE WINE TASTER,"['winery', 'regular', 'taster', 'died', 'director', 'started', 'looking', 'new', 'one', 'hire', 'drunkard', 'ragged', 'dirty', 'look', 'came', 'apply', 'position', 'director', 'winery', 'wondered', 'send', 'away', 'gave', 'glass', 'drink', 'drunk', 'tried', 'said', 'muscat', 'three', 'year', 'old', 'grown', 'north', 'slope', 'matured', 'steel', 'container', 'low', 'grade', 'correct', 'said', 'bos', 'another', 'glass', 'cabernet', 'eight', 'year', 'old', 'slope', 'oak', 'barrel', 'matured', 'degree', 'requires', 'three', 'year', 'finest', 'correct', 'third', 'glass', 'pinot', 'blanc', 'champagne', 'high', 'grade', 'exclusive', 'drunk', 'said', 'calmly', 'director', 'astonished', 'winked', 'secretary', 'secretly', 'suggesting', 'something', 'left', 'room', 'came', 'back', 'glass', 'urine', 'alcoholic', 'tried', 'blonde', 'year', 'old', 'three', 'month', 'pregnant', 'get', 'job', 'name', 'father']","['wine', 'taster']","['winery', 'regular', 'taster', 'died', 'director', 'started', 'looking', 'new', 'one', 'hire', 'drunkard', 'ragged', 'dirty', 'look', 'came', 'apply', 'position', 'director', 'winery', 'wondered', 'send', 'away', 'gave', 'glass', 'drink', 'drunk', 'tried', 'said', 'muscat', 'three', 'year', 'old', 'grown', 'north', 'slope', 'matured', 'steel', 'container', 'low', 'grade', 'correct', 'said', 'bos', 'another', 'glass', 'cabernet', 'eight', 'year', 'old', 'slope', 'oak', 'barrel', 'matured', 'degree', 'requires', 'three', 'year', 'finest', 'correct', 'third', 'glass', 'pinot', 'blanc', 'champagne', 'high', 'grade', 'exclusive', 'drunk', 'said', 'calmly', 'director', 'astonished', 'winked', 'secretary', 'secretly', 'suggesting', 'something', 'left', 'room', 'came', 'back', 'glass', 'urine', 'alcoholic', 'tried', 'blonde', 'year', 'old', 'three', 'month', 'pregnant', 'get', 'job', 'name', 'father', 'wine', 'taster']",97
+"An engineer dies and goes to Hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
+
+
+One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?
+The Devil says, ""Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.""
+""What?"" says God. ""An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.""
+The Devil responds, ""No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.""
+God demands, ""If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!""
+The Devil laughs. ""Where are you going to get a lawyer?""",4yuoxi,10572,An engineer goes to hell...,"['engineer', 'dy', 'go', 'hell', 'hot', 'miserable', 'decides', 'take', 'action', 'busted', 'long', 'time', 'fix', 'thing', 'cool', 'quickly', 'moving', 'walkway', 'motor', 'jammed', 'unjams', 'people', 'get', 'place', 'place', 'easily', 'tv', 'grainy', 'unclear', 'fix', 'connection', 'satellite', 'dish', 'get', 'hundred', 'high', 'def', 'channel', 'one', 'day', 'god', 'decides', 'look', 'hell', 'see', 'grand', 'design', 'working', 'notice', 'everyone', 'happy', 'enjoying', 'umbrella', 'drink', 'asks', 'devil', 'devil', 'say', 'thing', 'great', 'since', 'sent', 'u', 'engineer', 'say', 'god', 'engineer', 'send', 'one', 'must', 'mistake', 'send', 'upstairs', 'immediately', 'devil', 'responds', 'way', 'want', 'keep', 'engineer', 'like', 'god', 'demand', 'send', 'immediately', 'sue', 'devil', 'laugh', 'going', 'get', 'lawyer']","['engineer', 'go', 'hell']","['engineer', 'dy', 'go', 'hell', 'hot', 'miserable', 'decides', 'take', 'action', 'busted', 'long', 'time', 'fix', 'thing', 'cool', 'quickly', 'moving', 'walkway', 'motor', 'jammed', 'unjams', 'people', 'get', 'place', 'place', 'easily', 'tv', 'grainy', 'unclear', 'fix', 'connection', 'satellite', 'dish', 'get', 'hundred', 'high', 'def', 'channel', 'one', 'day', 'god', 'decides', 'look', 'hell', 'see', 'grand', 'design', 'working', 'notice', 'everyone', 'happy', 'enjoying', 'umbrella', 'drink', 'asks', 'devil', 'devil', 'say', 'thing', 'great', 'since', 'sent', 'u', 'engineer', 'say', 'god', 'engineer', 'send', 'one', 'must', 'mistake', 'send', 'upstairs', 'immediately', 'devil', 'responds', 'way', 'want', 'keep', 'engineer', 'like', 'god', 'demand', 'send', 'immediately', 'sue', 'devil', 'laugh', 'going', 'get', 'lawyer', 'engineer', 'go', 'hell']",94
+"He started counting but fell asleep. 
+
+
+Edit: WOW my top post is now a bestiality joke. Thanks guys :)",4lyk2f,10565,I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had.,"['started', 'counting', 'fell', 'asleep', 'edit', 'wow', 'top', 'post', 'bestiality', 'joke', 'thanks', 'guy']","['asked', 'scottish', 'friend', 'mine', 'many', 'sexual', 'partner']","['started', 'counting', 'fell', 'asleep', 'edit', 'wow', 'top', 'post', 'bestiality', 'joke', 'thanks', 'guy', 'asked', 'scottish', 'friend', 'mine', 'many', 'sexual', 'partner']",19
+"## I say ofcourse he was Jewish
+
++ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
++ Working in his father's business
++ His mother thought he was God's gift
+
+## He's Jewish. Give it up
+
+****
+_by Robin Williams_
+
+Happy Birthday Robin!",4tx1a7,10555,People say to me Jesus was not Jewish,"['say', 'ofcourse', 'jewish', 'year', 'old', 'single', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'working', 'father', 'business', 'mother', 'thought', 'god', 'gift', 'jewish', 'give', 'robin', 'happy', 'birthday', 'robin']","['people', 'say', 'jesus', 'jewish']","['say', 'ofcourse', 'jewish', 'year', 'old', 'single', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'working', 'father', 'business', 'mother', 'thought', 'god', 'gift', 'jewish', 'give', 'robin', 'happy', 'birthday', 'robin', 'people', 'say', 'jesus', 'jewish']",26
+"I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
+
+Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, ""She's beautiful, isn't she?""
+
+I said, ""If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.""
+
+He said, ""Why? Is she a stunner?""
+
+I said, ""No, she's a fucking optician.""
+
+Edit: apparently people don't like the fuck. Too fucking late.",3s4yie,10542,I bumped into an old school friend today,"['bumped', 'old', 'school', 'friend', 'today', 'started', 'showing', 'talking', 'well', 'paid', 'job', 'expensive', 'sport', 'car', 'pulled', 'photo', 'wife', 'said', 'beautiful', 'said', 'think', 'gorgeous', 'see', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'stunner', 'said', 'fucking', 'optician', 'edit', 'apparently', 'people', 'like', 'fuck', 'fucking', 'late']","['bumped', 'old', 'school', 'friend', 'today']","['bumped', 'old', 'school', 'friend', 'today', 'started', 'showing', 'talking', 'well', 'paid', 'job', 'expensive', 'sport', 'car', 'pulled', 'photo', 'wife', 'said', 'beautiful', 'said', 'think', 'gorgeous', 'see', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'stunner', 'said', 'fucking', 'optician', 'edit', 'apparently', 'people', 'like', 'fuck', 'fucking', 'late', 'bumped', 'old', 'school', 'friend', 'today']",41
+Now it's a Ford Focus. ,4lj8lm,10538,I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta.,"['ford', 'focus']","['left', 'adderall', 'ford', 'fiesta']","['ford', 'focus', 'left', 'adderall', 'ford', 'fiesta']",6
+"One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.  
+It booms ""You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes.""
+The first guy immediately blurts out ""I want a billion dollars."" POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50  
+The second man thinks for a bit, then says ""I want to be the richest man alive."" POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.  
+The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says ""I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life."" POOF, his arm starts rotating.  
+The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.  
+First guy says: ""I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth."" POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.  
+Second guy says ""I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want."" POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.  
+Third guy says ""I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die."" POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.  
+The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.  
+First guy does, and after a while says ""I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die."" POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.  
+Second guy says ""I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever."" POOF, he looks younger already.  
+Third guy smiles triumphantly and says ""My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth."" POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.  
+The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.  
+
+Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. 
+First guy is ecstatic: ""I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."" 
+Second guy smiles and says ""Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed.""  
+Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:  
+
+""Guys, I think I fucked up.""",4kq13k,10528,3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp,"['one', 'pick', 'rub', 'pop', 'genie', 'boom', 'finally', 'freed', 'year', 'grant', 'one', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'immediately', 'blurts', 'want', 'billion', 'dollar', 'poof', 'holding', 'printout', 'show', 'account', 'balance', 'fact', 'second', 'man', 'think', 'bit', 'say', 'want', 'richest', 'man', 'alive', 'poof', 'holding', 'paper', 'showing', 'net', 'worth', 'well', 'billion', 'third', 'guy', 'think', 'even', 'longer', 'wish', 'say', 'want', 'left', 'arm', 'rotate', 'clockwise', 'rest', 'life', 'poof', 'arm', 'start', 'rotating', 'genie', 'tell', 'time', 'second', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'married', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'earth', 'poof', 'stunning', 'beauty', 'wrap', 'around', 'arm', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'charismatic', 'every', 'girl', 'want', 'poof', 'look', 'change', 'first', 'guy', 'wife', 'immediately', 'start', 'flirting', 'third', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'right', 'arm', 'rotate', 'die', 'poof', 'arm', 'rotating', 'opposite', 'direction', 'genie', 'tell', 'think', 'carefully', 'third', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'never', 'want', 'become', 'sick', 'injured', 'want', 'stay', 'healthy', 'die', 'poof', 'complexion', 'improves', 'acne', 'gone', 'knee', 'bother', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'never', 'want', 'grow', 'old', 'want', 'stay', 'forever', 'poof', 'look', 'younger', 'already', 'third', 'guy', 'smile', 'triumphantly', 'say', 'last', 'wish', 'head', 'nod', 'back', 'forth', 'poof', 'nodding', 'head', 'still', 'flailing', 'arm', 'around', 'genie', 'wish', 'good', 'luck', 'disappears', 'men', 'soon', 'go', 'separate', 'way', 'many', 'year', 'later', 'meet', 'chat', 'thing', 'going', 'first', 'guy', 'ecstatic', 'invested', 'money', 'multiplied', 'many', 'time', 'family', 'among', 'richest', 'rich', 'pretty', 'much', 'forever', 'wife', 'freak', 'sheet', 'never', 'gotten', 'much', 'cold', 'year', 'second', 'guy', 'smile', 'say', 'well', 'built', 'charity', 'worldwide', 'fraction', 'wealth', 'still', 'richest', 'guy', 'alive', 'also', 'revered', 'good', 'deed', 'aged', 'day', 'since', 'last', 'met', 'yes', 'wife', 'pretty', 'wild', 'bed', 'third', 'guy', 'walk', 'flailing', 'arm', 'around', 'nodding', 'head', 'say', 'guy', 'think', 'fucked']","['guy', 'hiking', 'wood', 'find', 'lamp']","['one', 'pick', 'rub', 'pop', 'genie', 'boom', 'finally', 'freed', 'year', 'grant', 'one', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'immediately', 'blurts', 'want', 'billion', 'dollar', 'poof', 'holding', 'printout', 'show', 'account', 'balance', 'fact', 'second', 'man', 'think', 'bit', 'say', 'want', 'richest', 'man', 'alive', 'poof', 'holding', 'paper', 'showing', 'net', 'worth', 'well', 'billion', 'third', 'guy', 'think', 'even', 'longer', 'wish', 'say', 'want', 'left', 'arm', 'rotate', 'clockwise', 'rest', 'life', 'poof', 'arm', 'start', 'rotating', 'genie', 'tell', 'time', 'second', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'married', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'earth', 'poof', 'stunning', 'beauty', 'wrap', 'around', 'arm', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'charismatic', 'every', 'girl', 'want', 'poof', 'look', 'change', 'first', 'guy', 'wife', 'immediately', 'start', 'flirting', 'third', 'guy', 'say', 'want', 'right', 'arm', 'rotate', 'die', 'poof', 'arm', 'rotating', 'opposite', 'direction', 'genie', 'tell', 'think', 'carefully', 'third', 'wish', 'first', 'guy', 'say', 'never', 'want', 'become', 'sick', 'injured', 'want', 'stay', 'healthy', 'die', 'poof', 'complexion', 'improves', 'acne', 'gone', 'knee', 'bother', 'second', 'guy', 'say', 'never', 'want', 'grow', 'old', 'want', 'stay', 'forever', 'poof', 'look', 'younger', 'already', 'third', 'guy', 'smile', 'triumphantly', 'say', 'last', 'wish', 'head', 'nod', 'back', 'forth', 'poof', 'nodding', 'head', 'still', 'flailing', 'arm', 'around', 'genie', 'wish', 'good', 'luck', 'disappears', 'men', 'soon', 'go', 'separate', 'way', 'many', 'year', 'later', 'meet', 'chat', 'thing', 'going', 'first', 'guy', 'ecstatic', 'invested', 'money', 'multiplied', 'many', 'time', 'family', 'among', 'richest', 'rich', 'pretty', 'much', 'forever', 'wife', 'freak', 'sheet', 'never', 'gotten', 'much', 'cold', 'year', 'second', 'guy', 'smile', 'say', 'well', 'built', 'charity', 'worldwide', 'fraction', 'wealth', 'still', 'richest', 'guy', 'alive', 'also', 'revered', 'good', 'deed', 'aged', 'day', 'since', 'last', 'met', 'yes', 'wife', 'pretty', 'wild', 'bed', 'third', 'guy', 'walk', 'flailing', 'arm', 'around', 'nodding', 'head', 'say', 'guy', 'think', 'fucked', 'guy', 'hiking', 'wood', 'find', 'lamp']",252
+"They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him ""Do you know how fast you were going?""
+
+""No, but I know exactly where I am"" Heisenberg replies.
+
+The cop says ""You were doing 55 in a 35."" Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts ""Great! Now I'm lost!""
+
+The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says ""Do you know you have a dead cat back here?""
+
+""We do now, asshole!"" shouts Schrodinger.
+
+The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.",2tm2ub,10505,"Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car","['get', 'pulled', 'heisenberg', 'driving', 'cop', 'asks', 'know', 'fast', 'going', 'know', 'exactly', 'heisenberg', 'reply', 'cop', 'say', 'heisenberg', 'throw', 'hand', 'shout', 'great', 'lost', 'cop', 'think', 'suspicious', 'order', 'pop', 'open', 'trunk', 'check', 'say', 'know', 'dead', 'cat', 'back', 'asshole', 'shout', 'schrodinger', 'cop', 'move', 'arrest', 'ohm', 'resists']","['heisenberg', 'schrodinger', 'ohm', 'car']","['get', 'pulled', 'heisenberg', 'driving', 'cop', 'asks', 'know', 'fast', 'going', 'know', 'exactly', 'heisenberg', 'reply', 'cop', 'say', 'heisenberg', 'throw', 'hand', 'shout', 'great', 'lost', 'cop', 'think', 'suspicious', 'order', 'pop', 'open', 'trunk', 'check', 'say', 'know', 'dead', 'cat', 'back', 'asshole', 'shout', 'schrodinger', 'cop', 'move', 'arrest', 'ohm', 'resists', 'heisenberg', 'schrodinger', 'ohm', 'car']",46
+"Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people go by, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. 
+
+A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar sitting behind the cross, but none give to the beggar sitting behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says: ""Don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially if you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite!""
+
+The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: ""Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"" ",43p3ts,10498,Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome,"['two', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'side', 'side', 'street', 'rome', 'one', 'cross', 'front', 'star', 'david', 'many', 'people', 'go', 'put', 'money', 'hat', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'cross', 'priest', 'come', 'stop', 'watch', 'throng', 'people', 'giving', 'money', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'cross', 'none', 'give', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'finally', 'priest', 'go', 'beggar', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'say', 'understand', 'catholic', 'country', 'people', 'going', 'give', 'money', 'sit', 'star', 'david', 'front', 'especially', 'sitting', 'beside', 'beggar', 'cross', 'fact', 'would', 'probably', 'give', 'spite', 'beggar', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'listened', 'priest', 'turned', 'beggar', 'cross', 'said', 'moshe', 'look', 'trying', 'teach', 'goldstein', 'brother', 'marketing']","['two', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'side', 'side', 'street', 'rome']","['two', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'side', 'side', 'street', 'rome', 'one', 'cross', 'front', 'star', 'david', 'many', 'people', 'go', 'put', 'money', 'hat', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'cross', 'priest', 'come', 'stop', 'watch', 'throng', 'people', 'giving', 'money', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'cross', 'none', 'give', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'finally', 'priest', 'go', 'beggar', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'say', 'understand', 'catholic', 'country', 'people', 'going', 'give', 'money', 'sit', 'star', 'david', 'front', 'especially', 'sitting', 'beside', 'beggar', 'cross', 'fact', 'would', 'probably', 'give', 'spite', 'beggar', 'behind', 'star', 'david', 'listened', 'priest', 'turned', 'beggar', 'cross', 'said', 'moshe', 'look', 'trying', 'teach', 'goldstein', 'brother', 'marketing', 'two', 'beggar', 'sitting', 'side', 'side', 'street', 'rome']",94
+"She will kill me if she finds out. 
+
+Edit: Holy poop, front page of reddit mum get the camera ",49in74,10498,My girlfriend is a pornstar,"['kill', 'find', 'edit', 'holy', 'poop', 'front', 'page', 'reddit', 'mum', 'get', 'camera']","['girlfriend', 'pornstar']","['kill', 'find', 'edit', 'holy', 'poop', 'front', 'page', 'reddit', 'mum', 'get', 'camera', 'girlfriend', 'pornstar']",13
+"His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
+
+Edit:  Thanks for all the upvotes.  My Dad used to tell this joke when I was a kid.  Wasn't trying to claim it was original.  I'm happy everyone got a good laugh.",3m2m1g,10483,Why was the little ink drop crying?,"['mother', 'pen', 'know', 'long', 'sentence', 'would', 'edit', 'thanks', 'upvotes', 'dad', 'used', 'tell', 'joke', 'kid', 'trying', 'claim', 'original', 'happy', 'everyone', 'got', 'good', 'laugh']","['little', 'ink', 'drop', 'cry']","['mother', 'pen', 'know', 'long', 'sentence', 'would', 'edit', 'thanks', 'upvotes', 'dad', 'used', 'tell', 'joke', 'kid', 'trying', 'claim', 'original', 'happy', 'everyone', 'got', 'good', 'laugh', 'little', 'ink', 'drop', 'cry']",26
+"The police told us to stay in our houses until they'd shot him
+
+
+Edit: I am not black, nor am i a racist! My aim was to get to the front page and i BOOYAA Mission accomplished.",45b019,10445,There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.,"['police', 'told', 'u', 'stay', 'house', 'shot', 'edit', 'black', 'racist', 'aim', 'get', 'front', 'page', 'booyaa', 'mission', 'accomplished']","['blackout', 'neighborhood', 'last', 'night']","['police', 'told', 'u', 'stay', 'house', 'shot', 'edit', 'black', 'racist', 'aim', 'get', 'front', 'page', 'booyaa', 'mission', 'accomplished', 'blackout', 'neighborhood', 'last', 'night']",20
+You know he's guilty.,3ro9qg,10436,Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?,"['know', 'guilty']","['white', 'guy', 'scariest', 'guy', 'prison']","['know', 'guilty', 'white', 'guy', 'scariest', 'guy', 'prison']",7
+"A dying grandma tells her grandchild, ""I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash."" The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, ""Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, ""Facebook..."" 
+
+",4o2nbm,10424,A dying grandma tells her grandchild....,"['dying', 'grandma', 'tell', 'grandchild', 'want', 'leave', 'farm', 'includes', 'barn', 'livestock', 'harvest', 'tractor', 'equipment', 'farmhouse', 'cash', 'grandchild', 'absolutely', 'floored', 'become', 'rich', 'say', 'oh', 'grandma', 'generous', 'even', 'know', 'farm', 'last', 'breath', 'grandma', 'whispered', 'facebook']","['dying', 'grandma', 'tell', 'grandchild']","['dying', 'grandma', 'tell', 'grandchild', 'want', 'leave', 'farm', 'includes', 'barn', 'livestock', 'harvest', 'tractor', 'equipment', 'farmhouse', 'cash', 'grandchild', 'absolutely', 'floored', 'become', 'rich', 'say', 'oh', 'grandma', 'generous', 'even', 'know', 'farm', 'last', 'breath', 'grandma', 'whispered', 'facebook', 'dying', 'grandma', 'tell', 'grandchild']",36
+"A man goes to join an order of monks.
+
+The head Monk says to the man ""This is a silent order.  You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years.""
+
+The man says ""Ok"" and so begins his time with the silent order.
+
+15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man ""It has been fifteen years.  What would you like to say brother?"".
+
+The man responds, ""The porridge could do with a little more sugar.""  The head monk nods in acknowledgement and walks away.
+
+Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says ""Brother, it has been another 15 years.  What is it that you wish to say?"".
+
+""The bed sheets are a bit thin.""  Replies the man.  Again the head monk nods in acknowledgement.
+
+Yet another 15 years pass and the head monk sees the man and asks ""15 years have passed.  Have you anything to say?"".
+
+""Well actually I've been thinking about it and I'm leaving the order.  It's not really for me."" says the man.
+
+""Yes, yes"" sighs the head monk ""I think that's for the best.  You've done nothing but fucking complain since you got here.""",45ww9i,10417,A man joins an order of Monks.,"['man', 'go', 'join', 'order', 'monk', 'head', 'monk', 'say', 'man', 'silent', 'order', 'allowed', 'speak', 'every', 'year', 'man', 'say', 'ok', 'begin', 'time', 'silent', 'order', 'year', 'pas', 'man', 'sitting', 'refectory', 'head', 'monk', 'approach', 'say', 'man', 'fifteen', 'year', 'would', 'like', 'say', 'brother', 'man', 'responds', 'porridge', 'could', 'little', 'sugar', 'head', 'monk', 'nod', 'acknowledgement', 'walk', 'away', 'another', 'year', 'pas', 'head', 'monk', 'find', 'man', 'dormitory', 'say', 'brother', 'another', 'year', 'wish', 'say', 'bed', 'sheet', 'bit', 'thin', 'reply', 'man', 'head', 'monk', 'nod', 'acknowledgement', 'yet', 'another', 'year', 'pas', 'head', 'monk', 'see', 'man', 'asks', 'year', 'passed', 'anything', 'say', 'well', 'actually', 'thinking', 'leaving', 'order', 'really', 'say', 'man', 'yes', 'yes', 'sigh', 'head', 'monk', 'think', 'best', 'done', 'nothing', 'fucking', 'complain', 'since', 'got']","['man', 'join', 'order', 'monk']","['man', 'go', 'join', 'order', 'monk', 'head', 'monk', 'say', 'man', 'silent', 'order', 'allowed', 'speak', 'every', 'year', 'man', 'say', 'ok', 'begin', 'time', 'silent', 'order', 'year', 'pas', 'man', 'sitting', 'refectory', 'head', 'monk', 'approach', 'say', 'man', 'fifteen', 'year', 'would', 'like', 'say', 'brother', 'man', 'responds', 'porridge', 'could', 'little', 'sugar', 'head', 'monk', 'nod', 'acknowledgement', 'walk', 'away', 'another', 'year', 'pas', 'head', 'monk', 'find', 'man', 'dormitory', 'say', 'brother', 'another', 'year', 'wish', 'say', 'bed', 'sheet', 'bit', 'thin', 'reply', 'man', 'head', 'monk', 'nod', 'acknowledgement', 'yet', 'another', 'year', 'pas', 'head', 'monk', 'see', 'man', 'asks', 'year', 'passed', 'anything', 'say', 'well', 'actually', 'thinking', 'leaving', 'order', 'really', 'say', 'man', 'yes', 'yes', 'sigh', 'head', 'monk', 'think', 'best', 'done', 'nothing', 'fucking', 'complain', 'since', 'got', 'man', 'join', 'order', 'monk']",112
+Or just mine ?,4t92tm,10406,Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?,['mine'],"['black', 'people', 'problem', 'slavery']","['mine', 'black', 'people', 'problem', 'slavery']",5
+"just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.",4s2iu7,10398,If you ever feel lonely...,"['dim', 'light', 'put', 'couple', 'horror', 'movie', 'wo', 'feel', 'like', 'alone', 'anymore']","['ever', 'feel', 'lonely']","['dim', 'light', 'put', 'couple', 'horror', 'movie', 'wo', 'feel', 'like', 'alone', 'anymore', 'ever', 'feel', 'lonely']",14
+Without other people's dicks in it.,4lsyl9,10362,I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee,"['without', 'people', 'dick']","['broke', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'coffee']","['without', 'people', 'dick', 'broke', 'girlfriend', 'like', 'woman', 'like', 'like', 'coffee']",10
+"""What the hell are you supposed to be, then?"" the host asks.
+
+""I'm a turtle,"" the man replies.
+
+""What a pile of shite!"" the host replies. ""How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?""
+
+""Oh her?"" the man smiles. ""That's just Michelle!""",40yg5v,10340,A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.,"['hell', 'supposed', 'host', 'asks', 'turtle', 'man', 'reply', 'pile', 'shite', 'host', 'reply', 'turtle', 'got', 'naked', 'woman', 'back', 'oh', 'man', 'smile', 'michelle']","['man', 'go', 'costume', 'party', 'nothing', 'naked', 'woman', 'back']","['hell', 'supposed', 'host', 'asks', 'turtle', 'man', 'reply', 'pile', 'shite', 'host', 'reply', 'turtle', 'got', 'naked', 'woman', 'back', 'oh', 'man', 'smile', 'michelle', 'man', 'go', 'costume', 'party', 'nothing', 'naked', 'woman', 'back']",28
+"A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
+
+
+""Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?""
+
+
+Michael said: ""Just a minute I have to go pee.""
+
+
+The teacher responded by saying: ""That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?""
+
+
+Sherman said: ""I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.""
+
+
+""That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?""
+
+
+Johnny said: ""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.""",2li6dh,10328,"While teaching a class,","['teacher', 'trying', 'teach', 'good', 'manner', 'asked', 'student', 'following', 'question', 'michael', 'date', 'dinner', 'nice', 'young', 'lady', 'would', 'tell', 'go', 'bathroom', 'michael', 'said', 'minute', 'go', 'pee', 'teacher', 'responded', 'saying', 'would', 'rude', 'impolite', 'sherman', 'would', 'say', 'sherman', 'said', 'sorry', 'really', 'need', 'go', 'bathroom', 'right', 'back', 'better', 'still', 'nice', 'say', 'word', 'bathroom', 'dinner', 'table', 'little', 'johnny', 'use', 'brain', 'show', 'u', 'good', 'manner', 'johnny', 'said', 'would', 'say', 'darling', 'may', 'please', 'excused', 'moment', 'shake', 'hand', 'dear', 'friend', 'mine', 'hope', 'introduce', 'dinner']","['teaching', 'class']","['teacher', 'trying', 'teach', 'good', 'manner', 'asked', 'student', 'following', 'question', 'michael', 'date', 'dinner', 'nice', 'young', 'lady', 'would', 'tell', 'go', 'bathroom', 'michael', 'said', 'minute', 'go', 'pee', 'teacher', 'responded', 'saying', 'would', 'rude', 'impolite', 'sherman', 'would', 'say', 'sherman', 'said', 'sorry', 'really', 'need', 'go', 'bathroom', 'right', 'back', 'better', 'still', 'nice', 'say', 'word', 'bathroom', 'dinner', 'table', 'little', 'johnny', 'use', 'brain', 'show', 'u', 'good', 'manner', 'johnny', 'said', 'would', 'say', 'darling', 'may', 'please', 'excused', 'moment', 'shake', 'hand', 'dear', 'friend', 'mine', 'hope', 'introduce', 'dinner', 'teaching', 'class']",77
+"At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. 
+
+At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. 
+
+When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. ""All this was just too wonderful for words,"" he said, ""But what's the dollar for?"" 
+""Well,"" she said, ""Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea.""",3hkcu5,10322,"It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.","['second', 'house', 'presented', 'box', 'fine', 'cigar', 'folk', 'third', 'house', 'handed', 'selection', 'terrific', 'fishing', 'lure', 'fourth', 'house', 'met', 'door', 'strikingly', 'beautiful', 'blonde', 'woman', 'revealing', 'negligee', 'took', 'hand', 'gently', 'led', 'door', 'closed', 'behind', 'took', 'stair', 'bedroom', 'blew', 'mind', 'passionate', 'love', 'ever', 'experienced', 'enough', 'went', 'downstairs', 'fixed', 'giant', 'breakfast', 'egg', 'potato', 'ham', 'sausage', 'blueberry', 'waffle', 'orange', 'juice', 'truly', 'satisfied', 'poured', 'cup', 'steaming', 'coffee', 'pouring', 'noticed', 'dollar', 'bill', 'sticking', 'cup', 'bottom', 'edge', 'wonderful', 'word', 'said', 'dollar', 'well', 'said', 'last', 'night', 'told', 'husband', 'today', 'would', 'last', 'day', 'something', 'special', 'asked', 'give', 'said', 'give', 'dollar', 'breakfast', 'idea']","['george', 'mailman', 'last', 'day', 'job', 'year', 'carrying', 'mail', 'kind', 'weather', 'neighborhood', 'arrived', 'first', 'house', 'route', 'greeted', 'whole', 'family', 'congratulated', 'sent', 'way', 'tidy', 'gift', 'envelope']","['second', 'house', 'presented', 'box', 'fine', 'cigar', 'folk', 'third', 'house', 'handed', 'selection', 'terrific', 'fishing', 'lure', 'fourth', 'house', 'met', 'door', 'strikingly', 'beautiful', 'blonde', 'woman', 'revealing', 'negligee', 'took', 'hand', 'gently', 'led', 'door', 'closed', 'behind', 'took', 'stair', 'bedroom', 'blew', 'mind', 'passionate', 'love', 'ever', 'experienced', 'enough', 'went', 'downstairs', 'fixed', 'giant', 'breakfast', 'egg', 'potato', 'ham', 'sausage', 'blueberry', 'waffle', 'orange', 'juice', 'truly', 'satisfied', 'poured', 'cup', 'steaming', 'coffee', 'pouring', 'noticed', 'dollar', 'bill', 'sticking', 'cup', 'bottom', 'edge', 'wonderful', 'word', 'said', 'dollar', 'well', 'said', 'last', 'night', 'told', 'husband', 'today', 'would', 'last', 'day', 'something', 'special', 'asked', 'give', 'said', 'give', 'dollar', 'breakfast', 'idea', 'george', 'mailman', 'last', 'day', 'job', 'year', 'carrying', 'mail', 'kind', 'weather', 'neighborhood', 'arrived', 'first', 'house', 'route', 'greeted', 'whole', 'family', 'congratulated', 'sent', 'way', 'tidy', 'gift', 'envelope']",115
+"I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is ""conjoined twins"".",3je9b2,10278,Hipsters,"['joy', 'meeting', 'couple', 'hipster', 'today', 'yelled', 'making', 'fun', 'apparently', 'politically', 'correct', 'term', 'conjoined', 'twin']",['hipster'],"['joy', 'meeting', 'couple', 'hipster', 'today', 'yelled', 'making', 'fun', 'apparently', 'politically', 'correct', 'term', 'conjoined', 'twin', 'hipster']",15
+"He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces:
+ ""This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."" 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+
+""Can't you play the bagpipes?"" asked the man. ""Play it?"" said the octopus, ""I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off.""",4qdqvx,10258,A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm,"['set', 'octopus', 'stool', 'next', 'announces', 'amazing', 'octopus', 'bet', 'anyone', 'bar', 'octopus', 'play', 'instrument', 'set', 'front', 'nbsp', 'none', 'people', 'could', 'believe', 'one', 'guy', 'brought', 'guitar', 'octopus', 'took', 'hold', 'guitar', 'started', 'picking', 'away', 'better', 'jimi', 'hendrix', 'man', 'took', 'guitarist', 'next', 'someone', 'brings', 'trumpet', 'octopus', 'started', 'playing', 'trumpet', 'better', 'herb', 'alpert', 'man', 'another', 'trumpeter', 'guy', 'brought', 'bagpipe', 'octopus', 'picked', 'bagpipe', 'minute', 'looking', 'little', 'puzzled', 'set', 'nbsp', 'ca', 'play', 'bagpipe', 'asked', 'man', 'play', 'said', 'octopus', 'gon', 'na', 'screw', 'soon', 'figure', 'get', 'pajama']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'octopus', 'arm']","['set', 'octopus', 'stool', 'next', 'announces', 'amazing', 'octopus', 'bet', 'anyone', 'bar', 'octopus', 'play', 'instrument', 'set', 'front', 'nbsp', 'none', 'people', 'could', 'believe', 'one', 'guy', 'brought', 'guitar', 'octopus', 'took', 'hold', 'guitar', 'started', 'picking', 'away', 'better', 'jimi', 'hendrix', 'man', 'took', 'guitarist', 'next', 'someone', 'brings', 'trumpet', 'octopus', 'started', 'playing', 'trumpet', 'better', 'herb', 'alpert', 'man', 'another', 'trumpeter', 'guy', 'brought', 'bagpipe', 'octopus', 'picked', 'bagpipe', 'minute', 'looking', 'little', 'puzzled', 'set', 'nbsp', 'ca', 'play', 'bagpipe', 'asked', 'man', 'play', 'said', 'octopus', 'gon', 'na', 'screw', 'soon', 'figure', 'get', 'pajama', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'octopus', 'arm']",83
+I'll let you know,2moy4x,10248,I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.,"['let', 'know']","['ordered', 'chicken', 'egg', 'amazon']","['let', 'know', 'ordered', 'chicken', 'egg', 'amazon']",6
+"She hung up, told me not to worry. He told her he was gonna be late, he was out drinking with me.",3k259l,10215,"I was having sex with a friends wife, the phone rang. heard it was her husband. I freaked & started getting dressed","['hung', 'told', 'worry', 'told', 'gon', 'na', 'late', 'drinking']","['sex', 'friend', 'wife', 'phone', 'rang', 'heard', 'husband', 'freaked', 'started', 'getting', 'dressed']","['hung', 'told', 'worry', 'told', 'gon', 'na', 'late', 'drinking', 'sex', 'friend', 'wife', 'phone', 'rang', 'heard', 'husband', 'freaked', 'started', 'getting', 'dressed']",19
+"
+Well she’s in for a shock.
+",4gk79i,10213,My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.,"['well', 'shock']","['girlfriend', 'say', 'hopeless', 'fixing', 'appliance']","['well', 'shock', 'girlfriend', 'say', 'hopeless', 'fixing', 'appliance']",7
+"her mom says ""A WHAT""?!!   The daughter says ""a prostitute"" then the mom says ""thank god... I thought you said a Protestant""",4dbwpx,10204,An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute.,"['mom', 'say', 'daughter', 'say', 'prostitute', 'mom', 'say', 'thank', 'god', 'thought', 'said', 'protestant']","['irish', 'girl', 'tell', 'mom', 'decided', 'prostitute']","['mom', 'say', 'daughter', 'say', 'prostitute', 'mom', 'say', 'thank', 'god', 'thought', 'said', 'protestant', 'irish', 'girl', 'tell', 'mom', 'decided', 'prostitute']",18
+"Their knees.
+
+(Not sure if this one translates well to english)
+
+
+
+EDIT: Wow guys I didn't think you would like this joke that much. This was something I read on a book like 6 years ago. Thanks! ",2h1sfp,10194,What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?...,"['knee', 'sure', 'one', 'translates', 'well', 'english', 'edit', 'wow', 'guy', 'think', 'would', 'like', 'joke', 'much', 'something', 'read', 'book', 'like', 'year', 'ago', 'thanks']","['woman', 'put', 'ear', 'look', 'attractive']","['knee', 'sure', 'one', 'translates', 'well', 'english', 'edit', 'wow', 'guy', 'think', 'would', 'like', 'joke', 'much', 'something', 'read', 'book', 'like', 'year', 'ago', 'thanks', 'woman', 'put', 'ear', 'look', 'attractive']",26
+"When they arrive at the pearly gates, St Peter Acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says ""If any of you a pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well fuck off straight to hell right now!"".
+
+9 of the priests turn around and begin to walk away.
+
+St Peter calls after them. ""AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!""",4h8w0z,10175,10 Catholic priest all die in a bus accident,"['arrive', 'pearly', 'gate', 'st', 'peter', 'acknowledges', 'see', 'priest', 'immediately', 'say', 'pedophile', 'point', 'waiting', 'might', 'well', 'fuck', 'straight', 'hell', 'right', 'priest', 'turn', 'around', 'begin', 'walk', 'away', 'st', 'peter', 'call', 'take', 'deaf', 'bastard']","['catholic', 'priest', 'die', 'bus', 'accident']","['arrive', 'pearly', 'gate', 'st', 'peter', 'acknowledges', 'see', 'priest', 'immediately', 'say', 'pedophile', 'point', 'waiting', 'might', 'well', 'fuck', 'straight', 'hell', 'right', 'priest', 'turn', 'around', 'begin', 'walk', 'away', 'st', 'peter', 'call', 'take', 'deaf', 'bastard', 'catholic', 'priest', 'die', 'bus', 'accident']",36
+"... the woman asks the man, ""How would you like to get out of here?"" and the man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him so he agrees. They both get into his car and drive really far. He stops at a cliff with the view of the whole city. Within seconds they start taking off their clothes. After 15 minutes of vigorous sex they finally finish. They both put their clothes on and they both just sit there awkwardly. The woman speaks up and says ""I'm a prostitute and its going to be 100 dollars for my service."" The man is stunned and saddened that she didn't really like him. He gives her the money and they both sit there awkwardly. The woman tells him that she is ready to leave and the man replies ""I'm a taxi driver and its going to be 150 dollars for the ride here and back."" ",3j91xl,10148,An ugly man walks into a bar and a beautiful woman approaches him...,"['woman', 'asks', 'man', 'would', 'like', 'get', 'man', 'stunned', 'never', 'thought', 'woman', 'like', 'would', 'ever', 'approach', 'agrees', 'get', 'car', 'drive', 'really', 'far', 'stop', 'cliff', 'view', 'whole', 'city', 'within', 'second', 'start', 'taking', 'clothes', 'minute', 'vigorous', 'sex', 'finally', 'finish', 'put', 'clothes', 'sit', 'awkwardly', 'woman', 'speaks', 'say', 'prostitute', 'going', 'dollar', 'service', 'man', 'stunned', 'saddened', 'really', 'like', 'give', 'money', 'sit', 'awkwardly', 'woman', 'tell', 'ready', 'leave', 'man', 'reply', 'taxi', 'driver', 'going', 'dollar', 'ride', 'back']","['ugly', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'approach']","['woman', 'asks', 'man', 'would', 'like', 'get', 'man', 'stunned', 'never', 'thought', 'woman', 'like', 'would', 'ever', 'approach', 'agrees', 'get', 'car', 'drive', 'really', 'far', 'stop', 'cliff', 'view', 'whole', 'city', 'within', 'second', 'start', 'taking', 'clothes', 'minute', 'vigorous', 'sex', 'finally', 'finish', 'put', 'clothes', 'sit', 'awkwardly', 'woman', 'speaks', 'say', 'prostitute', 'going', 'dollar', 'service', 'man', 'stunned', 'saddened', 'really', 'like', 'give', 'money', 'sit', 'awkwardly', 'woman', 'tell', 'ready', 'leave', 'man', 'reply', 'taxi', 'driver', 'going', 'dollar', 'ride', 'back', 'ugly', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'approach']",75
+"""Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!""
+     Hillary replied, ""I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!""
+     
+
+So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!",4mtg8l,10134,"The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Hillary and said,","['know', 'one', 'little', 'wave', 'hand', 'make', 'every', 'person', 'crowd', 'go', 'wild', 'joy', 'joy', 'momentary', 'display', 'go', 'deep', 'heart', 'forever', 'speak', 'day', 'rejoice', 'hillary', 'replied', 'seriously', 'doubt', 'one', 'little', 'wave', 'hand', 'show', 'pope', 'backhanded', 'knocked', 'stage']","['pope', 'hillary', 'stage', 'yankee', 'stadium', 'front', 'huge', 'crowd', 'pope', 'lean', 'towards', 'hillary', 'said']","['know', 'one', 'little', 'wave', 'hand', 'make', 'every', 'person', 'crowd', 'go', 'wild', 'joy', 'joy', 'momentary', 'display', 'go', 'deep', 'heart', 'forever', 'speak', 'day', 'rejoice', 'hillary', 'replied', 'seriously', 'doubt', 'one', 'little', 'wave', 'hand', 'show', 'pope', 'backhanded', 'knocked', 'stage', 'pope', 'hillary', 'stage', 'yankee', 'stadium', 'front', 'huge', 'crowd', 'pope', 'lean', 'towards', 'hillary', 'said']",48
+"“What did the ant say to the other ant?”  
+“I dunno, what?”  
+“Nothing, ants communicate using pheromones, not speech.”   
+“Yeah, that’s not really a joke kid.”  
+He was quiet for a moment, and looked at the ground. “It’s an ant-y joke, asshole.”  ",4e4p20,10122,My eight year old nephew said he had a joke:,"['ant', 'say', 'ant', 'dunno', 'nothing', 'ant', 'communicate', 'using', 'pheromone', 'yeah', 'really', 'joke', 'quiet', 'moment', 'looked', 'ground', 'joke', 'asshole']","['eight', 'year', 'old', 'nephew', 'said', 'joke']","['ant', 'say', 'ant', 'dunno', 'nothing', 'ant', 'communicate', 'using', 'pheromone', 'yeah', 'really', 'joke', 'quiet', 'moment', 'looked', 'ground', 'joke', 'asshole', 'eight', 'year', 'old', 'nephew', 'said', 'joke']",24
+"The doctor asked, ""What can I do for you?""
+
+The man said, ""Will you watch us have sex?""
+
+The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
+
+When the couple finished, the doctor said, ""There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,"" and charged them $50.
+
+This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
+
+Finally, the doctor asked, ""Just exactly what are you trying to find out?""
+
+""We're not trying to find out anything,"" the husband replied.
+""She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.",424sv3,10100,"A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.","['doctor', 'asked', 'man', 'said', 'watch', 'u', 'sex', 'doctor', 'looked', 'puzzled', 'agreed', 'couple', 'finished', 'doctor', 'said', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'way', 'sex', 'charged', 'happened', 'several', 'week', 'row', 'couple', 'would', 'make', 'appointment', 'sex', 'problem', 'pay', 'doctor', 'leave', 'finally', 'doctor', 'asked', 'exactly', 'trying', 'find', 'trying', 'find', 'anything', 'husband', 'replied', 'married', 'ca', 'go', 'house', 'married', 'ca', 'go', 'house', 'holiday', 'inn', 'charge', 'hilton', 'charge', 'get', 'back', 'medicare']","['couple', 'age', 'went', 'sex', 'therapist', 'office']","['doctor', 'asked', 'man', 'said', 'watch', 'u', 'sex', 'doctor', 'looked', 'puzzled', 'agreed', 'couple', 'finished', 'doctor', 'said', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'way', 'sex', 'charged', 'happened', 'several', 'week', 'row', 'couple', 'would', 'make', 'appointment', 'sex', 'problem', 'pay', 'doctor', 'leave', 'finally', 'doctor', 'asked', 'exactly', 'trying', 'find', 'trying', 'find', 'anything', 'husband', 'replied', 'married', 'ca', 'go', 'house', 'married', 'ca', 'go', 'house', 'holiday', 'inn', 'charge', 'hilton', 'charge', 'get', 'back', 'medicare', 'couple', 'age', 'went', 'sex', 'therapist', 'office']",66
+It's not my fault they don't have Windows,4f1jfi,10090,I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed,"['fault', 'window']","['farted', 'apple', 'store', 'everybody', 'got', 'pissed']","['fault', 'window', 'farted', 'apple', 'store', 'everybody', 'got', 'pissed']",8
+"
+
+It could happen.",4asj1j,10080,An Irish guy walks out of a bar....,"['could', 'happen']","['irish', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']","['could', 'happen', 'irish', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']",6
+"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am""~~ ""I think not!"" POOF! The horse disappears. 
+
+This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.
+
+But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.",2yteoa,10067,"The driest, most esoteric joke I know.","['horse', 'walk', 'bar', 'bartender', 'asks', 'horse', 'alcoholic', 'considering', 'bar', 'frequents', 'horse', 'reply', 'think', 'think', 'poof', 'horse', 'disappears', 'point', 'time', 'philosophy', 'student', 'audience', 'begin', 'giggle', 'familiar', 'philosophical', 'proposition', 'cogito', 'ergo', 'sum', 'think', 'therefore', 'explain', 'concept', 'aforehand', 'would', 'putting', 'descartes', 'horse']","['driest', 'esoteric', 'joke', 'know']","['horse', 'walk', 'bar', 'bartender', 'asks', 'horse', 'alcoholic', 'considering', 'bar', 'frequents', 'horse', 'reply', 'think', 'think', 'poof', 'horse', 'disappears', 'point', 'time', 'philosophy', 'student', 'audience', 'begin', 'giggle', 'familiar', 'philosophical', 'proposition', 'cogito', 'ergo', 'sum', 'think', 'therefore', 'explain', 'concept', 'aforehand', 'would', 'putting', 'descartes', 'horse', 'driest', 'esoteric', 'joke', 'know']",43
+"Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary.",462amt,10049,I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign,"['worry', 'lady', 'also', 'donated', 'hilary']","['donated', 'bernie', 'campaign']","['worry', 'lady', 'also', 'donated', 'hilary', 'donated', 'bernie', 'campaign']",8
+...hands down.,525f2m,10020,6:30 is the best time on a clock...,['hand'],"['best', 'time', 'clock']","['hand', 'best', 'time', 'clock']",4
+"One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
+
+
+
+
+Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this. ",3i2z4r,10012,How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?,"['one', 'efficient', 'dont', 'humour', 'edit', 'wow', 'blew', 'german', 'didnt', 'expect']","['many', 'german', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['one', 'efficient', 'dont', 'humour', 'edit', 'wow', 'blew', 'german', 'didnt', 'expect', 'many', 'german', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",16
+"He's gay, definitely gay.",4xwgqw,10007,"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it..........","['gay', 'definitely', 'gay']","['woman', 'sleep', 'men', 'slut', 'man']","['gay', 'definitely', 'gay', 'woman', 'sleep', 'men', 'slut', 'man']",8
+"""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender...
+The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City.""",4rj9cn,9978,A horse walks into a bar...,"['long', 'face', 'asks', 'bartender', 'horse', 'reply', 'longer', 'make', 'end', 'meet', 'based', 'solely', 'royalty', 'sex', 'city']","['horse', 'walk', 'bar']","['long', 'face', 'asks', 'bartender', 'horse', 'reply', 'longer', 'make', 'end', 'meet', 'based', 'solely', 'royalty', 'sex', 'city', 'horse', 'walk', 'bar']",18
+"""I'll have H2O,"" says the first.
+
+""I'll have H2O, too,"" says the second.
+
+The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.",4gdols,9973,Two scientists walk into a bar.,"['say', 'first', 'say', 'second', 'bartender', 'give', 'water', 'able', 'distinguish', 'boundary', 'tone', 'dictate', 'grammatical', 'function', 'homonym', 'coda', 'position', 'well', 'pragmatic', 'context']","['two', 'scientist', 'walk', 'bar']","['say', 'first', 'say', 'second', 'bartender', 'give', 'water', 'able', 'distinguish', 'boundary', 'tone', 'dictate', 'grammatical', 'function', 'homonym', 'coda', 'position', 'well', 'pragmatic', 'context', 'two', 'scientist', 'walk', 'bar']",24
+"Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
+
+
+EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.",4clcqu,9949,How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?,"['two', 'one', 'change', 'hold', 'penis', 'edit', 'ladder', 'meant', 'ladder']","['many', 'freudian', 'analyst', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['two', 'one', 'change', 'hold', 'penis', 'edit', 'ladder', 'meant', 'ladder', 'many', 'freudian', 'analyst', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",16
+"        
+         
+         
+They all looked shocked when I didn't stop ",3rlj3w,9939,I walked into a room full of men masturbating,"['looked', 'shocked', 'stop']","['walked', 'room', 'full', 'men', 'masturbating']","['looked', 'shocked', 'stop', 'walked', 'room', 'full', 'men', 'masturbating']",8
+Credit to my friend Chris,4xg2ng,9937,"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy""","['credit', 'friend', 'chris']","['rich', 'man', 'dy', 'drug', 'overdose', 'headline', 'read', 'pill', 'bury', 'dough', 'boy']","['credit', 'friend', 'chris', 'rich', 'man', 'dy', 'drug', 'overdose', 'headline', 'read', 'pill', 'bury', 'dough', 'boy']",14
+Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.,4efica,9910,Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye,"['use', 'chemical', 'remove', 'polish', 'literally', 'hitler']","['use', 'chemical', 'remove', 'polish', 'one', 'bat', 'eye']","['use', 'chemical', 'remove', 'polish', 'literally', 'hitler', 'use', 'chemical', 'remove', 'polish', 'one', 'bat', 'eye']",13
+"""I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs.""
+
+I said, ""Okay, but don't go into that field over there.....""
+
+The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ""Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. ""See this fucking badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!""
+
+I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
+
+I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs...
+
+""Your badge! Show him your fucking BADGE!!""",37yia7,9909,A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday...,"['need', 'inspect', 'farm', 'illegal', 'growing', 'drug', 'said', 'okay', 'go', 'field', 'dea', 'officer', 'verbally', 'exploded', 'saying', 'mister', 'authority', 'federal', 'government', 'reaching', 'rear', 'pant', 'pocket', 'arrogant', 'officer', 'removed', 'badge', 'shoved', 'face', 'see', 'fucking', 'badge', 'badge', 'mean', 'allowed', 'go', 'wherever', 'wish', 'land', 'question', 'asked', 'answer', 'given', 'made', 'clear', 'understand', 'nodded', 'politely', 'apologized', 'went', 'chore', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'heard', 'screaming', 'looked', 'saw', 'dea', 'officer', 'running', 'life', 'chased', 'big', 'old', 'mean', 'bull', 'every', 'step', 'bull', 'gaining', 'ground', 'officer', 'seemed', 'likely', 'sure', 'enough', 'would', 'get', 'gored', 'reached', 'safety', 'officer', 'clearly', 'terrified', 'threw', 'tool', 'ran', 'fence', 'yelled', 'top', 'lung', 'badge', 'show', 'fucking', 'badge']","['dea', 'officer', 'stopped', 'farm', 'yesterday']","['need', 'inspect', 'farm', 'illegal', 'growing', 'drug', 'said', 'okay', 'go', 'field', 'dea', 'officer', 'verbally', 'exploded', 'saying', 'mister', 'authority', 'federal', 'government', 'reaching', 'rear', 'pant', 'pocket', 'arrogant', 'officer', 'removed', 'badge', 'shoved', 'face', 'see', 'fucking', 'badge', 'badge', 'mean', 'allowed', 'go', 'wherever', 'wish', 'land', 'question', 'asked', 'answer', 'given', 'made', 'clear', 'understand', 'nodded', 'politely', 'apologized', 'went', 'chore', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'heard', 'screaming', 'looked', 'saw', 'dea', 'officer', 'running', 'life', 'chased', 'big', 'old', 'mean', 'bull', 'every', 'step', 'bull', 'gaining', 'ground', 'officer', 'seemed', 'likely', 'sure', 'enough', 'would', 'get', 'gored', 'reached', 'safety', 'officer', 'clearly', 'terrified', 'threw', 'tool', 'ran', 'fence', 'yelled', 'top', 'lung', 'badge', 'show', 'fucking', 'badge', 'dea', 'officer', 'stopped', 'farm', 'yesterday']",101
+Anybody know what 'ternative' means?,2ijhhi,9898,"My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative'","['anybody', 'know', 'mean']","['girlfriend', 'text']","['anybody', 'know', 'mean', 'girlfriend', 'text']",5
+She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself,3c46zr,9868,Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?,"['felt', 'threatened', 'someone', 'malignant']","['ellen', 'pao', 'fire', 'employee', 'cancer']","['felt', 'threatened', 'someone', 'malignant', 'ellen', 'pao', 'fire', 'employee', 'cancer']",9
+"Boy: ""Dark in here.""  
+Man: ""Yes it is.""  
+Boy: ""I have a baseball.""  
+Man: ""That's nice.""  
+Boy: ""Want to buy it?""  
+Man: ""No, thanks.""  
+Boy: ""That's my dad outside.""  
+Man: ""How much did you say the baseball was again?""  
+Boy: ""$250.""  
+
+In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. 
+
+Boy: ""Dark in here.""  
+Man: ""Yes, it is.""  
+Boy: ""I have a baseball glove.""  
+Man: ""That's nice.""  
+Boy: ""Want to buy it?""  
+Man: ""No, thanks.""  
+Boy: ""I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.""  
+Man: ""How much did you say the glove was again?""  
+Boy: ""$750.""  
+Man: ""Fine.""  
+
+A few days later, the father says to the boy, ""Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!""  
+The boy says, ""I can't. I sold them.""  
+The father asks, ""How much did you sell them for?""  
+The son says, ""$1,000.""  
+The father says, ""It's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.""  
+
+They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. 
+
+The boy says, ""Dark in here.""  
+The priest says, ""Don't start that shit again.""
+
+
+
+
+",3jowui,9851,"A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.","['boy', 'dark', 'man', 'yes', 'boy', 'baseball', 'man', 'nice', 'boy', 'want', 'buy', 'man', 'thanks', 'boy', 'dad', 'outside', 'man', 'much', 'say', 'baseball', 'boy', 'next', 'week', 'happens', 'boy', 'mom', 'lover', 'closet', 'together', 'boy', 'dark', 'man', 'yes', 'boy', 'baseball', 'glove', 'man', 'nice', 'boy', 'want', 'buy', 'man', 'thanks', 'boy', 'think', 'remembered', 'something', 'needed', 'tell', 'dad', 'man', 'much', 'say', 'glove', 'boy', 'man', 'fine', 'day', 'later', 'father', 'say', 'boy', 'grab', 'glove', 'let', 'go', 'outside', 'toss', 'baseball', 'boy', 'say', 'ca', 'sold', 'father', 'asks', 'much', 'sell', 'son', 'say', 'father', 'say', 'terrible', 'friend', 'like', 'way', 'two', 'thing', 'cost', 'going', 'take', 'church', 'make', 'confess', 'go', 'church', 'father', 'alert', 'priest', 'make', 'little', 'boy', 'sit', 'confession', 'booth', 'close', 'door', 'boy', 'say', 'dark', 'priest', 'say', 'start', 'shit']","['housewife', 'take', 'lover', 'day', 'husband', 'work', 'aware', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'hiding', 'closet', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'unexpectedly', 'hid', 'lover', 'closet', 'boy', 'company']","['boy', 'dark', 'man', 'yes', 'boy', 'baseball', 'man', 'nice', 'boy', 'want', 'buy', 'man', 'thanks', 'boy', 'dad', 'outside', 'man', 'much', 'say', 'baseball', 'boy', 'next', 'week', 'happens', 'boy', 'mom', 'lover', 'closet', 'together', 'boy', 'dark', 'man', 'yes', 'boy', 'baseball', 'glove', 'man', 'nice', 'boy', 'want', 'buy', 'man', 'thanks', 'boy', 'think', 'remembered', 'something', 'needed', 'tell', 'dad', 'man', 'much', 'say', 'glove', 'boy', 'man', 'fine', 'day', 'later', 'father', 'say', 'boy', 'grab', 'glove', 'let', 'go', 'outside', 'toss', 'baseball', 'boy', 'say', 'ca', 'sold', 'father', 'asks', 'much', 'sell', 'son', 'say', 'father', 'say', 'terrible', 'friend', 'like', 'way', 'two', 'thing', 'cost', 'going', 'take', 'church', 'make', 'confess', 'go', 'church', 'father', 'alert', 'priest', 'make', 'little', 'boy', 'sit', 'confession', 'booth', 'close', 'door', 'boy', 'say', 'dark', 'priest', 'say', 'start', 'shit', 'housewife', 'take', 'lover', 'day', 'husband', 'work', 'aware', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'hiding', 'closet', 'husband', 'came', 'home', 'unexpectedly', 'hid', 'lover', 'closet', 'boy', 'company']",134
+"1) I want my remains spread out at Disney World
+
+2) I do not want to be cremated. ",4068c8,9840,I have two requirements in my will....,"['want', 'remains', 'spread', 'disney', 'world', 'want', 'cremated']","['two', 'requirement']","['want', 'remains', 'spread', 'disney', 'world', 'want', 'cremated', 'two', 'requirement']",9
+"You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.",3jqq8t,9814,"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?","['tuna', 'piano', 'ca', 'piano', 'tuna']","['difference', 'tuna', 'piano', 'glue']","['tuna', 'piano', 'ca', 'piano', 'tuna', 'difference', 'tuna', 'piano', 'glue']",9
+For the watch,3a4ut1,9814,Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?,['watch'],"['jon', 'snow', 'stand', 'line', 'hour', 'apple', 'store']","['watch', 'jon', 'snow', 'stand', 'line', 'hour', 'apple', 'store']",8
+"So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
+
+Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
+
+As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ?
+He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
+
+ I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
+
+
+'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
+
+
+Eric grinned .... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?
+
+
+'No,' I replied.
+
+
+'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
+So I wrote down:
+
+
+ID10T
+
+
+I used to like Eric, the little bastard.",5rt6nr,9799,I had a problem with my computer yesterday...,"['called', 'eric', 'year', 'old', 'next', 'door', 'whose', 'bedroom', 'look', 'like', 'mission', 'control', 'asked', 'come', 'eric', 'clicked', 'couple', 'button', 'solved', 'problem', 'walking', 'away', 'called', 'wrong', 'replied', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'want', 'appear', 'stupid', 'nonetheless', 'inquired', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'case', 'need', 'fix', 'eric', 'grinned', 'ever', 'heard', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'replied', 'said', 'think', 'figure', 'wrote', 'used', 'like', 'eric', 'little', 'bastard']","['problem', 'computer', 'yesterday']","['called', 'eric', 'year', 'old', 'next', 'door', 'whose', 'bedroom', 'look', 'like', 'mission', 'control', 'asked', 'come', 'eric', 'clicked', 'couple', 'button', 'solved', 'problem', 'walking', 'away', 'called', 'wrong', 'replied', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'want', 'appear', 'stupid', 'nonetheless', 'inquired', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'case', 'need', 'fix', 'eric', 'grinned', 'ever', 'heard', 'id', 'ten', 'error', 'replied', 'said', 'think', 'figure', 'wrote', 'used', 'like', 'eric', 'little', 'bastard', 'problem', 'computer', 'yesterday']",59
+"Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. 
+
+Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: ""Are you okay? What's your name?"" 
+
+""It's John, and I'm okay, thanks,"" I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. 
+
+""John,"" she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) ""forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."" 
+
+""That's mighty nice of you,"" I answered, ""but I don't think my wife would like it."" 
+
+""Oh, come on now,"" Elizabeth insisted.  
+
+She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. ""Well okay,"" I finally agreed but thought to myself, ""my wife won't like it."" 
+
+After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. ""I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."" 
+
+""Don't be silly!"" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. ""She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"" 
+
+""Still under the cart, I guess."" ",4dr8aw,9796,A joke for married golfers,"['many', 'year', 'ago', 'married', 'day', 'accidentally', 'overturned', 'golf', 'cart', 'elizabeth', 'attractive', 'keen', 'golfer', 'lived', 'villa', 'golf', 'course', 'heard', 'noise', 'called', 'okay', 'name', 'john', 'okay', 'thanks', 'replied', 'pulled', 'twisted', 'cart', 'john', 'said', 'firm', 'loose', 'breast', 'undulating', 'beneath', 'white', 'silky', 'robe', 'forget', 'trouble', 'come', 'villa', 'rest', 'help', 'get', 'cart', 'later', 'mighty', 'nice', 'answered', 'think', 'wife', 'would', 'like', 'oh', 'come', 'elizabeth', 'insisted', 'pretty', 'sexy', 'persuasive', 'weak', 'well', 'okay', 'finally', 'agreed', 'thought', 'wife', 'wo', 'like', 'couple', 'restorative', 'scotch', 'water', 'thanked', 'elizabeth', 'feel', 'lot', 'better', 'know', 'wife', 'going', 'really', 'upset', 'best', 'go', 'silly', 'elizabeth', 'said', 'smile', 'letting', 'robe', 'fall', 'open', 'slightly', 'wo', 'know', 'anything', 'way', 'still', 'cart', 'guess']","['joke', 'married', 'golfer']","['many', 'year', 'ago', 'married', 'day', 'accidentally', 'overturned', 'golf', 'cart', 'elizabeth', 'attractive', 'keen', 'golfer', 'lived', 'villa', 'golf', 'course', 'heard', 'noise', 'called', 'okay', 'name', 'john', 'okay', 'thanks', 'replied', 'pulled', 'twisted', 'cart', 'john', 'said', 'firm', 'loose', 'breast', 'undulating', 'beneath', 'white', 'silky', 'robe', 'forget', 'trouble', 'come', 'villa', 'rest', 'help', 'get', 'cart', 'later', 'mighty', 'nice', 'answered', 'think', 'wife', 'would', 'like', 'oh', 'come', 'elizabeth', 'insisted', 'pretty', 'sexy', 'persuasive', 'weak', 'well', 'okay', 'finally', 'agreed', 'thought', 'wife', 'wo', 'like', 'couple', 'restorative', 'scotch', 'water', 'thanked', 'elizabeth', 'feel', 'lot', 'better', 'know', 'wife', 'going', 'really', 'upset', 'best', 'go', 'silly', 'elizabeth', 'said', 'smile', 'letting', 'robe', 'fall', 'open', 'slightly', 'wo', 'know', 'anything', 'way', 'still', 'cart', 'guess', 'joke', 'married', 'golfer']",106
+Because they are dead. ,3s7vif,9791,Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?,['dead'],"['ca', 'hear', 'pterodactyl', 'go', 'bathroom']","['dead', 'ca', 'hear', 'pterodactyl', 'go', 'bathroom']",6
+"Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
+Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, ""You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."" Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
+
+The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. ""Logic?"" Bubba says. ""What's that?""
+
+The dean says, ""I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?""
+
+""Yeah.""
+
+""Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.""
+
+""That's true, I do have a yard.""
+
+""I'm not done,"" the dean says. ""Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.""
+
+""Yes, I do have a house.""
+
+""And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.""
+
+""I have a family.""
+
+""I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.""
+
+""Yes, I do have a wife.""
+
+""And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.""
+
+""I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater!""
+
+Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. ""Logic?"" Jim Bob says, ""What's that?""
+
+Bubba says, ""I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?""
+
+""No.""
+
+""Then you're homosexual.""
+
+
+Edit: ""I bet there aint a weed eater among you"" - Billy_willy",3wmq6z,9779,The Redneck Joke,"['two', 'tennessee', 'redneck', 'bubba', 'jim', 'bob', 'sitting', 'favorite', 'bar', 'drinking', 'beer', 'bubba', 'turn', 'jim', 'bob', 'say', 'know', 'tired', 'going', 'life', 'without', 'education', 'tomorrow', 'think', 'go', 'community', 'college', 'sign', 'class', 'jim', 'bob', 'think', 'good', 'idea', 'two', 'leave', 'next', 'day', 'bubba', 'go', 'college', 'meet', 'dean', 'admission', 'sign', 'four', 'basic', 'class', 'math', 'english', 'history', 'logic', 'logic', 'bubba', 'say', 'dean', 'say', 'show', 'weedeater', 'yeah', 'logically', 'speaking', 'weedeater', 'think', 'would', 'yard', 'true', 'yard', 'done', 'dean', 'say', 'yard', 'think', 'logically', 'would', 'house', 'yes', 'house', 'house', 'think', 'might', 'logically', 'family', 'family', 'done', 'yet', 'family', 'logically', 'must', 'wife', 'yes', 'wife', 'wife', 'logic', 'tell', 'must', 'heterosexual', 'heterosexual', 'amazing', 'able', 'find', 'weedeater', 'excited', 'take', 'class', 'bubba', 'shake', 'dean', 'hand', 'leaf', 'go', 'meet', 'jim', 'bob', 'bar', 'tell', 'jim', 'bob', 'class', 'signed', 'math', 'english', 'history', 'logic', 'logic', 'jim', 'bob', 'say', 'bubba', 'say', 'show', 'weedeater', 'homosexual', 'edit', 'bet', 'aint', 'weed', 'eater', 'among']","['redneck', 'joke']","['two', 'tennessee', 'redneck', 'bubba', 'jim', 'bob', 'sitting', 'favorite', 'bar', 'drinking', 'beer', 'bubba', 'turn', 'jim', 'bob', 'say', 'know', 'tired', 'going', 'life', 'without', 'education', 'tomorrow', 'think', 'go', 'community', 'college', 'sign', 'class', 'jim', 'bob', 'think', 'good', 'idea', 'two', 'leave', 'next', 'day', 'bubba', 'go', 'college', 'meet', 'dean', 'admission', 'sign', 'four', 'basic', 'class', 'math', 'english', 'history', 'logic', 'logic', 'bubba', 'say', 'dean', 'say', 'show', 'weedeater', 'yeah', 'logically', 'speaking', 'weedeater', 'think', 'would', 'yard', 'true', 'yard', 'done', 'dean', 'say', 'yard', 'think', 'logically', 'would', 'house', 'yes', 'house', 'house', 'think', 'might', 'logically', 'family', 'family', 'done', 'yet', 'family', 'logically', 'must', 'wife', 'yes', 'wife', 'wife', 'logic', 'tell', 'must', 'heterosexual', 'heterosexual', 'amazing', 'able', 'find', 'weedeater', 'excited', 'take', 'class', 'bubba', 'shake', 'dean', 'hand', 'leaf', 'go', 'meet', 'jim', 'bob', 'bar', 'tell', 'jim', 'bob', 'class', 'signed', 'math', 'english', 'history', 'logic', 'logic', 'jim', 'bob', 'say', 'bubba', 'say', 'show', 'weedeater', 'homosexual', 'edit', 'bet', 'aint', 'weed', 'eater', 'among', 'redneck', 'joke']",141
+Because black men always get a longer sentence,4r2j17,9769,Why did Obama get two terms?,"['black', 'men', 'always', 'get', 'longer', 'sentence']","['obama', 'get', 'two', 'term']","['black', 'men', 'always', 'get', 'longer', 'sentence', 'obama', 'get', 'two', 'term']",10
+"Employee : Sir, you called me?
+
+Boss : Yeah, I need you to go to the rest room and masturbate.
+
+Employee : (After a few minutes) Done, sir. Anything else that you'd like me to do? 
+
+Boss : Do it again. 
+
+Employee : (after a few minutes)  Done again, sir. Anything else? 
+
+Boss : Do it once more. 
+
+Employee : I'm really sorry sir,  but I don't have any stamina left now.  I can't do it anymore. 
+
+Boss : Very good, here are my car
+ keys, drop my daughter home.",2uz1lx,9767,I need you to masturbate.,"['employee', 'sir', 'called', 'bos', 'yeah', 'need', 'go', 'rest', 'room', 'masturbate', 'employee', 'minute', 'done', 'sir', 'anything', 'else', 'like', 'bos', 'employee', 'minute', 'done', 'sir', 'anything', 'else', 'bos', 'employee', 'really', 'sorry', 'sir', 'stamen', 'left', 'ca', 'anymore', 'bos', 'good', 'car', 'key', 'drop', 'daughter', 'home']","['need', 'masturbate']","['employee', 'sir', 'called', 'bos', 'yeah', 'need', 'go', 'rest', 'room', 'masturbate', 'employee', 'minute', 'done', 'sir', 'anything', 'else', 'like', 'bos', 'employee', 'minute', 'done', 'sir', 'anything', 'else', 'bos', 'employee', 'really', 'sorry', 'sir', 'stamen', 'left', 'ca', 'anymore', 'bos', 'good', 'car', 'key', 'drop', 'daughter', 'home', 'need', 'masturbate']",42
+My dad was holding me from behind .,51kp3v,9762,My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike,"['dad', 'holding', 'behind']","['first', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'first', 'time', 'riding', 'bike']","['dad', 'holding', 'behind', 'first', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'first', 'time', 'riding', 'bike']",11
+"A man walks into a bar and he is completely parched. He sits at the bar, pats his pockets and realises he's left his wallet at home. He calls to the bartender, 
+
+""Hey pal, I've left my wallet at home but hey... tell you what, if I can show you something incredible, will you give me a free beer in return?""
+
+The bartender is a worldly individual. ""Listen mate, look around at the stuff on the walls, I've seen all kinds of things, been all kinds of places. I mean, you can give it a shot but I honestly doubt you can show me something that impressive.""
+
+So the man reaches into his left jacket pocket and pulls out a small hamster. He places the hamster on the bar and the bartender looks bemused. The man reaches into his other jacket pocket and pulls out a tiny piano, followed by a tiny stool, just the right size for the hamster, who sits down, cracks his knuckles and starts playing a famous piece of music by Rachmaninoff.
+
+The bartender is speechless.
+
+""Tell you what mate... I've seen some things in my time but that is absolutely incredible! Here's your free beer.""
+
+The visitor gulps down his drink until the last drop is gone. But he can't help but feel another drink would really hit the spot. He motions to the bartender again.
+
+""Look, I could really use another drink - how about I show you something even more incredible?""
+
+The bartender stares in disbelief. ""After that performance, I think you'll struggle to beat it! But go on, try your luck then.""
+
+The man reaches into his left jacket pocket again and retrieves a small frog, who is wearing a waist coat. He places the frog on the stool beside the hamster. The hamster counts to four, the frog clears his throat, and over the piano the frog sings a classic opera, bringing several people in the bar to tears.
+
+""Oh my word,"" says the bartender. ""That is absolutely unbelievable. Here's your pint, mate. You've earned it.""
+
+In the corner of the room, a shady looking individual has been watching with keen interest from behind his dark sunglasses. He approaches the owner of the performing animals and gets straight to business.
+
+""I'll give you £50,000 right now, in cash, if you'll let me take that frog off your hands this instant.""
+
+""Well, sure, why not?"" says the man, as he duly hands the frog over to the shady character, who promptly slides back a silver briefcase filled with bank notes before making his exit with the frog.
+
+""Are you MAD!?"" the bartender says to the man. ""You could have made millions with that frog!""
+
+""Nah,"" says the man. 
+
+""The hamster's a ventriloquist.""",4n545s,9744,A man walks into a bar...,"['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'completely', 'parched', 'sits', 'bar', 'pat', 'pocket', 'realises', 'left', 'wallet', 'home', 'call', 'bartender', 'hey', 'pal', 'left', 'wallet', 'home', 'hey', 'tell', 'show', 'something', 'incredible', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'return', 'bartender', 'worldly', 'individual', 'listen', 'mate', 'look', 'around', 'stuff', 'wall', 'seen', 'kind', 'thing', 'kind', 'place', 'mean', 'give', 'shot', 'honestly', 'doubt', 'show', 'something', 'impressive', 'man', 'reach', 'left', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'pull', 'small', 'hamster', 'place', 'hamster', 'bar', 'bartender', 'look', 'bemused', 'man', 'reach', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'pull', 'tiny', 'piano', 'followed', 'tiny', 'stool', 'right', 'size', 'hamster', 'sits', 'crack', 'knuckle', 'start', 'playing', 'famous', 'piece', 'music', 'rachmaninoff', 'bartender', 'speechless', 'tell', 'mate', 'seen', 'thing', 'time', 'absolutely', 'incredible', 'free', 'beer', 'visitor', 'gulp', 'drink', 'last', 'drop', 'gone', 'ca', 'help', 'feel', 'another', 'drink', 'would', 'really', 'hit', 'spot', 'motion', 'bartender', 'look', 'could', 'really', 'use', 'another', 'drink', 'show', 'something', 'even', 'incredible', 'bartender', 'stare', 'disbelief', 'performance', 'think', 'struggle', 'beat', 'go', 'try', 'luck', 'man', 'reach', 'left', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'retrieves', 'small', 'frog', 'wearing', 'waist', 'coat', 'place', 'frog', 'stool', 'beside', 'hamster', 'hamster', 'count', 'four', 'frog', 'clear', 'throat', 'piano', 'frog', 'sings', 'classic', 'opera', 'bringing', 'several', 'people', 'bar', 'tear', 'oh', 'word', 'say', 'bartender', 'absolutely', 'unbelievable', 'pint', 'mate', 'earned', 'corner', 'room', 'shady', 'looking', 'individual', 'watching', 'keen', 'interest', 'behind', 'dark', 'sunglass', 'approach', 'owner', 'performing', 'animal', 'get', 'straight', 'business', 'give', 'right', 'cash', 'let', 'take', 'frog', 'hand', 'instant', 'well', 'sure', 'say', 'man', 'duly', 'hand', 'frog', 'shady', 'character', 'promptly', 'slide', 'back', 'silver', 'briefcase', 'filled', 'bank', 'note', 'making', 'exit', 'frog', 'mad', 'bartender', 'say', 'man', 'could', 'made', 'million', 'frog', 'nah', 'say', 'man', 'hamster', 'ventriloquist']","['man', 'walk', 'bar']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'completely', 'parched', 'sits', 'bar', 'pat', 'pocket', 'realises', 'left', 'wallet', 'home', 'call', 'bartender', 'hey', 'pal', 'left', 'wallet', 'home', 'hey', 'tell', 'show', 'something', 'incredible', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'return', 'bartender', 'worldly', 'individual', 'listen', 'mate', 'look', 'around', 'stuff', 'wall', 'seen', 'kind', 'thing', 'kind', 'place', 'mean', 'give', 'shot', 'honestly', 'doubt', 'show', 'something', 'impressive', 'man', 'reach', 'left', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'pull', 'small', 'hamster', 'place', 'hamster', 'bar', 'bartender', 'look', 'bemused', 'man', 'reach', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'pull', 'tiny', 'piano', 'followed', 'tiny', 'stool', 'right', 'size', 'hamster', 'sits', 'crack', 'knuckle', 'start', 'playing', 'famous', 'piece', 'music', 'rachmaninoff', 'bartender', 'speechless', 'tell', 'mate', 'seen', 'thing', 'time', 'absolutely', 'incredible', 'free', 'beer', 'visitor', 'gulp', 'drink', 'last', 'drop', 'gone', 'ca', 'help', 'feel', 'another', 'drink', 'would', 'really', 'hit', 'spot', 'motion', 'bartender', 'look', 'could', 'really', 'use', 'another', 'drink', 'show', 'something', 'even', 'incredible', 'bartender', 'stare', 'disbelief', 'performance', 'think', 'struggle', 'beat', 'go', 'try', 'luck', 'man', 'reach', 'left', 'jacket', 'pocket', 'retrieves', 'small', 'frog', 'wearing', 'waist', 'coat', 'place', 'frog', 'stool', 'beside', 'hamster', 'hamster', 'count', 'four', 'frog', 'clear', 'throat', 'piano', 'frog', 'sings', 'classic', 'opera', 'bringing', 'several', 'people', 'bar', 'tear', 'oh', 'word', 'say', 'bartender', 'absolutely', 'unbelievable', 'pint', 'mate', 'earned', 'corner', 'room', 'shady', 'looking', 'individual', 'watching', 'keen', 'interest', 'behind', 'dark', 'sunglass', 'approach', 'owner', 'performing', 'animal', 'get', 'straight', 'business', 'give', 'right', 'cash', 'let', 'take', 'frog', 'hand', 'instant', 'well', 'sure', 'say', 'man', 'duly', 'hand', 'frog', 'shady', 'character', 'promptly', 'slide', 'back', 'silver', 'briefcase', 'filled', 'bank', 'note', 'making', 'exit', 'frog', 'mad', 'bartender', 'say', 'man', 'could', 'made', 'million', 'frog', 'nah', 'say', 'man', 'hamster', 'ventriloquist', 'man', 'walk', 'bar']",238
+"Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous at all
+
+*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other kids watching, horrified*
+
+Me: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time lads",3g2zxm,9734,"Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?","['little', 'one', 'snake', 'poisonous', 'snake', 'bite', 'boy', 'boy', 'immediately', 'start', 'spasm', 'foam', 'mouth', 'leaving', 'kid', 'watching', 'horrified', 'however', 'snake', 'venomous', 'venom', 'always', 'injected', 'poison', 'ingested', 'absorbed', 'skin', 'let', 'get', 'right', 'next', 'time', 'lad']","['boy', 'scout', 'sir', 'found', 'snake', 'poisonous']","['little', 'one', 'snake', 'poisonous', 'snake', 'bite', 'boy', 'boy', 'immediately', 'start', 'spasm', 'foam', 'mouth', 'leaving', 'kid', 'watching', 'horrified', 'however', 'snake', 'venomous', 'venom', 'always', 'injected', 'poison', 'ingested', 'absorbed', 'skin', 'let', 'get', 'right', 'next', 'time', 'lad', 'boy', 'scout', 'sir', 'found', 'snake', 'poisonous']",39
+"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get",3qkaoy,9709,What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?,"['higher', 'spaced', 'get']","['prime', 'number', 'stoner', 'common']","['higher', 'spaced', 'get', 'prime', 'number', 'stoner', 'common']",7
+"Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. ""Let's see who has the largest dick,"" he says. ""Okay,"" they all agree.
+
+The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. ""That's nothing,"" says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. ""Wow, that thing is huge!"" they exclaim.
+
+That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
+
+""Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played ""Let's see who has the largest dick.""
+
+""What kind of game is that, honey?"" asks his mother.
+
+""Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?""
+
+The mom replies: ""No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."" ",3qpdib,9620,Penis Contest,"['three', 'jew', 'italian', 'african', 'american', 'playground', 'recess', 'jewish', 'kid', 'suggests', 'play', 'new', 'game', 'let', 'see', 'largest', 'dick', 'say', 'okay', 'agree', 'jewish', 'kid', 'pull', 'zipper', 'whip', 'nothing', 'say', 'italian', 'kid', 'whip', 'couple', 'inch', 'longer', 'outdone', 'african', 'american', 'whip', 'far', 'biggest', 'dwarfing', 'two', 'length', 'width', 'jewish', 'italian', 'kid', 'stunned', 'amazed', 'wow', 'thing', 'huge', 'exclaim', 'night', 'eating', 'dinner', 'home', 'african', 'american', 'mother', 'asks', 'school', 'today', 'oh', 'worked', 'science', 'project', 'math', 'test', 'read', 'loud', 'new', 'book', 'recess', 'friend', 'played', 'let', 'see', 'largest', 'dick', 'kind', 'game', 'honey', 'asks', 'mother', 'well', 'sidney', 'anthony', 'pulled', 'penis', 'biggest', 'kid', 'say', 'black', 'true', 'mom', 'mom', 'reply', 'honey']","['penis', 'contest']","['three', 'jew', 'italian', 'african', 'american', 'playground', 'recess', 'jewish', 'kid', 'suggests', 'play', 'new', 'game', 'let', 'see', 'largest', 'dick', 'say', 'okay', 'agree', 'jewish', 'kid', 'pull', 'zipper', 'whip', 'nothing', 'say', 'italian', 'kid', 'whip', 'couple', 'inch', 'longer', 'outdone', 'african', 'american', 'whip', 'far', 'biggest', 'dwarfing', 'two', 'length', 'width', 'jewish', 'italian', 'kid', 'stunned', 'amazed', 'wow', 'thing', 'huge', 'exclaim', 'night', 'eating', 'dinner', 'home', 'african', 'american', 'mother', 'asks', 'school', 'today', 'oh', 'worked', 'science', 'project', 'math', 'test', 'read', 'loud', 'new', 'book', 'recess', 'friend', 'played', 'let', 'see', 'largest', 'dick', 'kind', 'game', 'honey', 'asks', 'mother', 'well', 'sidney', 'anthony', 'pulled', 'penis', 'biggest', 'kid', 'say', 'black', 'true', 'mom', 'mom', 'reply', 'honey', 'penis', 'contest']",100
+"Because it's white and settles on their land.
+
+Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox.
+
+Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?",4cpfjq,9571,Why do Indians hate snow?,"['white', 'settle', 'land', 'edit', 'well', 'know', 'people', 'mean', 'rip', 'inbox', 'wtf', 'happened', 'headline', 'donald', 'trump']","['indian', 'hate', 'snow']","['white', 'settle', 'land', 'edit', 'well', 'know', 'people', 'mean', 'rip', 'inbox', 'wtf', 'happened', 'headline', 'donald', 'trump', 'indian', 'hate', 'snow']",18
+"Jesus: A table for 26, please.
+
+Headwaiter:  But there's only . . . um, 13 of you.
+
+Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side.",4bwui4,9563,Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.,"['jesus', 'table', 'please', 'headwaiter', 'um', 'jesus', 'yeah', 'going', 'sit', 'side']","['jesus', 'disciple', 'walk', 'restaurant']","['jesus', 'table', 'please', 'headwaiter', 'um', 'jesus', 'yeah', 'going', 'sit', 'side', 'jesus', 'disciple', 'walk', 'restaurant']",14
+whether they like it or not.,367pl1,9520,My neighbors listen to awesome music,"['whether', 'like']","['neighbor', 'listen', 'awesome', 'music']","['whether', 'like', 'neighbor', 'listen', 'awesome', 'music']",6
+That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.,3ss42z,9514,"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""...","['nice', 'postcard', 'receive']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'sex', 'better', 'holiday']","['nice', 'postcard', 'receive', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'sex', 'better', 'holiday']",8
+"There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
+
+As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
+
+So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were.
+
+John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
+
+The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink.
+
+Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)",3a7ob4,9494,Classic joke for our Muslim friends today,"['two', 'white', 'christian', 'men', 'john', 'mike', 'whose', 'plane', 'crashed', 'desert', 'luckily', 'survived', 'unharmed', 'traveled', 'hot', 'desert', 'looking', 'food', 'water', 'gave', 'sat', 'thinking', 'dust', 'air', 'settled', 'suddenly', 'could', 'view', 'mosque', 'ahead', 'became', 'hopeful', 'john', 'said', 'muslim', 'might', 'help', 'u', 'say', 'muslim', 'mike', 'said', 'way', 'wo', 'say', 'muslim', 'gon', 'na', 'honest', 'john', 'mike', 'went', 'mosque', 'ahead', 'greeted', 'arab', 'muslim', 'asked', 'name', 'john', 'thought', 'muslim', 'name', 'said', 'name', 'muhammad', 'mike', 'said', 'name', 'mike', 'arab', 'man', 'said', 'mike', 'told', 'men', 'take', 'mike', 'give', 'food', 'drink', 'turned', 'john', 'said', 'muhammad', 'ramadan', 'mubarak', 'hello', 'muhammad', 'happy', 'ramadan']","['classic', 'joke', 'muslim', 'friend', 'today']","['two', 'white', 'christian', 'men', 'john', 'mike', 'whose', 'plane', 'crashed', 'desert', 'luckily', 'survived', 'unharmed', 'traveled', 'hot', 'desert', 'looking', 'food', 'water', 'gave', 'sat', 'thinking', 'dust', 'air', 'settled', 'suddenly', 'could', 'view', 'mosque', 'ahead', 'became', 'hopeful', 'john', 'said', 'muslim', 'might', 'help', 'u', 'say', 'muslim', 'mike', 'said', 'way', 'wo', 'say', 'muslim', 'gon', 'na', 'honest', 'john', 'mike', 'went', 'mosque', 'ahead', 'greeted', 'arab', 'muslim', 'asked', 'name', 'john', 'thought', 'muslim', 'name', 'said', 'name', 'muhammad', 'mike', 'said', 'name', 'mike', 'arab', 'man', 'said', 'mike', 'told', 'men', 'take', 'mike', 'give', 'food', 'drink', 'turned', 'john', 'said', 'muhammad', 'ramadan', 'mubarak', 'hello', 'muhammad', 'happy', 'ramadan', 'classic', 'joke', 'muslim', 'friend', 'today']",96
+"Because of the triggers.
+
+I'm sorry",3hdnu9,9491,Why don't feminists carry handguns?,"['trigger', 'sorry']","['feminist', 'carry', 'handgun']","['trigger', 'sorry', 'feminist', 'carry', 'handgun']",5
+"So the kid just got of school and he got into the car with his mom. The mom asks, ""What did you do at school today?"" The kid replies, ""I had sex with the teacher."" The mom was furious so when they got home, she told him to go to his room and wait for his father to come home. Well the father came home from work a couple hours later and the mother told him what their son said. The dad walks up to his sons room and says, ""Son, I'm proud of you. I'm going to buy you a new bike."" Later that day they got the bike and the father asks, ""Would you like to try it out?"" The son replies, ""Not now. My butt still hurts.""
+
+Edit: Wow Gold! Thank you so much and dear people that are getting offended over this, it's a joke. Chill!",3yyvzk,9474,A kid had sex with his teacher.,"['kid', 'got', 'school', 'got', 'car', 'mom', 'mom', 'asks', 'school', 'today', 'kid', 'reply', 'sex', 'teacher', 'mom', 'furious', 'got', 'home', 'told', 'go', 'room', 'wait', 'father', 'come', 'home', 'well', 'father', 'came', 'home', 'work', 'couple', 'hour', 'later', 'mother', 'told', 'son', 'said', 'dad', 'walk', 'son', 'room', 'say', 'son', 'proud', 'going', 'buy', 'new', 'bike', 'later', 'day', 'got', 'bike', 'father', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'try', 'son', 'reply', 'butt', 'still', 'hurt', 'edit', 'wow', 'gold', 'thank', 'much', 'dear', 'people', 'getting', 'offended', 'joke', 'chill']","['kid', 'sex', 'teacher']","['kid', 'got', 'school', 'got', 'car', 'mom', 'mom', 'asks', 'school', 'today', 'kid', 'reply', 'sex', 'teacher', 'mom', 'furious', 'got', 'home', 'told', 'go', 'room', 'wait', 'father', 'come', 'home', 'well', 'father', 'came', 'home', 'work', 'couple', 'hour', 'later', 'mother', 'told', 'son', 'said', 'dad', 'walk', 'son', 'room', 'say', 'son', 'proud', 'going', 'buy', 'new', 'bike', 'later', 'day', 'got', 'bike', 'father', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'try', 'son', 'reply', 'butt', 'still', 'hurt', 'edit', 'wow', 'gold', 'thank', 'much', 'dear', 'people', 'getting', 'offended', 'joke', 'chill', 'kid', 'sex', 'teacher']",76
+I never found it.,4u6610,9459,"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though.","['never', 'found']","['found', 'girl', 'lying', 'railroad', 'track', 'untied', 'took', 'bush', 'great', 'sex', 'head', 'though']","['never', 'found', 'found', 'girl', 'lying', 'railroad', 'track', 'untied', 'took', 'bush', 'great', 'sex', 'head', 'though']",14
+"So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.",3pwpu9,9424,"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....","['like', 'na', 'like', 'pirate', 'booty']","['girl', 'asked', 'netflix', 'chill', 'download', 'movie', 'illegally']","['like', 'na', 'like', 'pirate', 'booty', 'girl', 'asked', 'netflix', 'chill', 'download', 'movie', 'illegally']",12
+And the bartender says ''How did you do that?'',4i9kps,9422,Snake walks into a bar.,"['bartender', 'say']","['snake', 'walk', 'bar']","['bartender', 'say', 'snake', 'walk', 'bar']",5
+"Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a  pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
+
+Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!""
+
+Pierre  grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.  ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie.
+
+""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!""
+
+She smiles and they start kissing.  Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ""Pierre, kiss me lower.""
+
+Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. ""Pierre! What are you doing now?"" asks the bewildered Marie.
+
+""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When  I have white meat, I have white wine!""
+
+She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, ""Pierre,  kiss me much lower!""
+
+Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of  Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
+
+Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, ""PIERRE, WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""
+
+Our hero stands and says defiantly, ""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in  flames!""",4ewxy2,9403,I am Pierre,"['pierre', 'brave', 'french', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'marie', 'pleasant', 'little', 'picnic', 'river', 'seine', 'beautiful', 'day', 'love', 'air', 'marie', 'lean', 'pierre', 'say', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'pierre', 'grab', 'bottle', 'merlot', 'splash', 'marie', 'lip', 'pierre', 'say', 'startled', 'marie', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'red', 'meat', 'red', 'wine', 'smile', 'start', 'kissing', 'thing', 'began', 'heat', 'little', 'marie', 'say', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'lower', 'hero', 'tear', 'blouse', 'open', 'grab', 'bottle', 'chardonnay', 'pours', 'breast', 'pierre', 'asks', 'bewildered', 'marie', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'white', 'meat', 'white', 'wine', 'giggle', 'resume', 'passionate', 'interlude', 'thing', 'really', 'steam', 'marie', 'lean', 'close', 'ear', 'whisper', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'much', 'lower', 'pierre', 'rip', 'underwear', 'grab', 'bottle', 'cognac', 'pours', 'lap', 'strike', 'match', 'light', 'cognac', 'fire', 'marie', 'shriek', 'dive', 'river', 'seine', 'standing', 'waist', 'deep', 'marie', 'throw', 'arm', 'air', 'scream', 'furiously', 'pierre', 'f', 'k', 'think', 'hero', 'stand', 'say', 'defiantly', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'go', 'go', 'flame']",['pierre'],"['pierre', 'brave', 'french', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'take', 'girlfriend', 'marie', 'pleasant', 'little', 'picnic', 'river', 'seine', 'beautiful', 'day', 'love', 'air', 'marie', 'lean', 'pierre', 'say', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'pierre', 'grab', 'bottle', 'merlot', 'splash', 'marie', 'lip', 'pierre', 'say', 'startled', 'marie', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'red', 'meat', 'red', 'wine', 'smile', 'start', 'kissing', 'thing', 'began', 'heat', 'little', 'marie', 'say', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'lower', 'hero', 'tear', 'blouse', 'open', 'grab', 'bottle', 'chardonnay', 'pours', 'breast', 'pierre', 'asks', 'bewildered', 'marie', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'white', 'meat', 'white', 'wine', 'giggle', 'resume', 'passionate', 'interlude', 'thing', 'really', 'steam', 'marie', 'lean', 'close', 'ear', 'whisper', 'pierre', 'kiss', 'much', 'lower', 'pierre', 'rip', 'underwear', 'grab', 'bottle', 'cognac', 'pours', 'lap', 'strike', 'match', 'light', 'cognac', 'fire', 'marie', 'shriek', 'dive', 'river', 'seine', 'standing', 'waist', 'deep', 'marie', 'throw', 'arm', 'air', 'scream', 'furiously', 'pierre', 'f', 'k', 'think', 'hero', 'stand', 'say', 'defiantly', 'pierre', 'fighter', 'pilot', 'go', 'go', 'flame', 'pierre']",131
+"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?
+
+LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!
+
+WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?!?
+
+*NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW*
+
+Edit: Wow, this really took off. ",3p5en9,9394,WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!,"['want', 'low', 'flying', 'airplane', 'noise', 'want', 'em', 'neeeeeyyyyoooooooowwww', 'edit', 'wow', 'really', 'took']",['want'],"['want', 'low', 'flying', 'airplane', 'noise', 'want', 'em', 'neeeeeyyyyoooooooowwww', 'edit', 'wow', 'really', 'took', 'want']",13
+The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!,4wwajg,9372,The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised,"['somalian', 'olympics', 'team', 'apologised', 'olympic', 'committee', 'realising', 'sailing', 'shooting', 'separate', 'event']","['somalian', 'olympics', 'team', 'apologised']","['somalian', 'olympics', 'team', 'apologised', 'olympic', 'committee', 'realising', 'sailing', 'shooting', 'separate', 'event', 'somalian', 'olympics', 'team', 'apologised']",15
+A gun has only one trigger.,4hfevp,9333,What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?,"['gun', 'one', 'trigger']","['difference', 'feminist', 'gun']","['gun', 'one', 'trigger', 'difference', 'feminist', 'gun']",6
+"An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.
+
+One falls to his knees, ""I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!""
+
+God sighs. ""Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it.""
+
+His friend leans down and whispers, ""Damn, dude. This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized.""
+
+E: If you think the joke is funny you should see all the butthurt 9/11 conspiracy theorists in the comments ",4j4djz,9333,Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes,"['instant', 'later', 'find', 'afterlife', 'judged', 'almighty', 'god', 'one', 'fall', 'knee', 'deplore', 'creator', 'universe', 'judge', 'humbly', 'beg', 'reveal', 'behind', 'september', 'attack', 'god', 'sigh', 'muslim', 'extremist', 'osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'friend', 'lean', 'whisper', 'damn', 'dude', 'thing', 'go', 'way', 'higher', 'ever', 'realized', 'e', 'think', 'joke', 'funny', 'see', 'butthurt', 'conspiracy', 'theorist', 'comment']","['two', 'conspiracy', 'theorist', 'plane', 'crash']","['instant', 'later', 'find', 'afterlife', 'judged', 'almighty', 'god', 'one', 'fall', 'knee', 'deplore', 'creator', 'universe', 'judge', 'humbly', 'beg', 'reveal', 'behind', 'september', 'attack', 'god', 'sigh', 'muslim', 'extremist', 'osama', 'bin', 'laden', 'friend', 'lean', 'whisper', 'damn', 'dude', 'thing', 'go', 'way', 'higher', 'ever', 'realized', 'e', 'think', 'joke', 'funny', 'see', 'butthurt', 'conspiracy', 'theorist', 'comment', 'two', 'conspiracy', 'theorist', 'plane', 'crash']",52
+"Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby. ",5tuntg,9318,I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant..,"['turn', 'change', 'color', 'baby']","['thought', 'vasectomy', 'would', 'get', 'wife', 'pregnant']","['turn', 'change', 'color', 'baby', 'thought', 'vasectomy', 'would', 'get', 'wife', 'pregnant']",10
+"I pulled out my cellphone and said, ""That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!""",316brs,9312,"My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the ""telephone"" he had just made from a string and two tin cans....","['pulled', 'cellphone', 'said', 'nice', 'look', 'kid', 'age', 'make', 'china']","['nephew', 'showed', 'pride', 'telephone', 'made', 'string', 'two', 'tin', 'can']","['pulled', 'cellphone', 'said', 'nice', 'look', 'kid', 'age', 'make', 'china', 'nephew', 'showed', 'pride', 'telephone', 'made', 'string', 'two', 'tin', 'can']",18
+"The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18.",44n8ix,9304,"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest?","['blonde', 'one']","['blonde', 'brunette', 'redhead', 'grade', 'one', 'sexiest']","['blonde', 'one', 'blonde', 'brunette', 'redhead', 'grade', 'one', 'sexiest']",8
+"One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.",42l5vo,9304,What is the difference between USA and USB?,"['one', 'connects', 'device', 'access', 'data', 'hardware', 'standard']","['difference', 'usa', 'usb']","['one', 'connects', 'device', 'access', 'data', 'hardware', 'standard', 'difference', 'usa', 'usb']",10
+"when they get pulled over by a police officer.
+
+The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver
+""Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters""
+
+The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;
+
+""Alright officer, we'll do it""",2areug,9271,Two priests are out driving one day..,"['get', 'pulled', 'police', 'officer', 'cop', 'approach', 'priest', 'vehicle', 'say', 'driver', 'sorry', 'pull', 'father', 'looking', 'couple', 'child', 'molester', 'two', 'priest', 'look', 'moment', 'quiet', 'word', 'driver', 'turn', 'back', 'cop', 'say', 'alright', 'officer']","['two', 'priest', 'driving', 'one', 'day']","['get', 'pulled', 'police', 'officer', 'cop', 'approach', 'priest', 'vehicle', 'say', 'driver', 'sorry', 'pull', 'father', 'looking', 'couple', 'child', 'molester', 'two', 'priest', 'look', 'moment', 'quiet', 'word', 'driver', 'turn', 'back', 'cop', 'say', 'alright', 'officer', 'two', 'priest', 'driving', 'one', 'day']",35
+Because they can't C#. ,53gvk1,9268,Why do Java programmers need glasses?,"['ca', 'c']","['java', 'programmer', 'need', 'glass']","['ca', 'c', 'java', 'programmer', 'need', 'glass']",6
+"An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
+
+
+""Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!""
+
+
+The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. 
+
+
+Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
+
+
+""Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!""
+
+
+Doctor replies, ""Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing...""",47bmfr,9266,"""Silent farts that don't stink...""","['old', 'woman', 'visit', 'doctor', 'routine', 'doctor', 'constant', 'gas', 'fart', 'always', 'silent', 'stink', 'doctor', 'prescribes', 'pill', 'sends', 'way', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'return', 'doctor', 'still', 'constant', 'silent', 'fart', 'stink', 'doctor', 'reply', 'alright', 'cleared', 'sinus', 'hearing']","['silent', 'fart', 'stink']","['old', 'woman', 'visit', 'doctor', 'routine', 'doctor', 'constant', 'gas', 'fart', 'always', 'silent', 'stink', 'doctor', 'prescribes', 'pill', 'sends', 'way', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'return', 'doctor', 'still', 'constant', 'silent', 'fart', 'stink', 'doctor', 'reply', 'alright', 'cleared', 'sinus', 'hearing', 'silent', 'fart', 'stink']",36
+"After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.",2rbif4,9250,Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.,"['would', 'wash', 'morning', 'went', 'back', 'complain', 'tattoo', 'parlour']","['yesterday', 'went', 'temporary', 'tattoo', 'parlour', 'get', 'tattoo']","['would', 'wash', 'morning', 'went', 'back', 'complain', 'tattoo', 'parlour', 'yesterday', 'went', 'temporary', 'tattoo', 'parlour', 'get', 'tattoo']",15
+"took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. 
+
+ I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. 
+
+“Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” . 
+
+Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left..... 
+ ......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day. 
+",3exadq,9246,I met this girl the other day and she,"['took', 'back', 'house', 'thing', 'got', 'hot', 'heavy', 'quickly', 'bent', 'kitchen', 'table', 'started', 'going', 'suddenly', 'heard', 'front', 'door', 'open', 'oh', 'shit', 'boyfriend', 'exclaimed', 'quick', 'use', 'backdoor', 'time', 'probably', 'left', 'get', 'offer', 'like', 'every', 'day']","['met', 'girl', 'day']","['took', 'back', 'house', 'thing', 'got', 'hot', 'heavy', 'quickly', 'bent', 'kitchen', 'table', 'started', 'going', 'suddenly', 'heard', 'front', 'door', 'open', 'oh', 'shit', 'boyfriend', 'exclaimed', 'quick', 'use', 'backdoor', 'time', 'probably', 'left', 'get', 'offer', 'like', 'every', 'day', 'met', 'girl', 'day']",36
+"2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
+
+",30tqhu,9245,"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed.","['prime', 'suspect']",['killed'],"['prime', 'suspect', 'killed']",3
+"who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
+It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, ""Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?""
+The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ""Fluctuations.""
+The Asian lady says, ""Fluc you white people too!!""",46kua4,9242,I was at my bank today and there was just an Asian lady ahead of me,"['trying', 'exchange', 'yen', 'dollar', 'obvious', 'little', 'irritated', 'asked', 'teller', 'change', 'yesterday', 'get', 'two', 'hunat', 'dolla', 'fo', 'yen', 'today', 'get', 'hunat', 'eighty', 'change', 'teller', 'shrugged', 'shoulder', 'said', 'fluctuation', 'asian', 'lady', 'say', 'fluc', 'white', 'people']","['bank', 'today', 'asian', 'lady', 'ahead']","['trying', 'exchange', 'yen', 'dollar', 'obvious', 'little', 'irritated', 'asked', 'teller', 'change', 'yesterday', 'get', 'two', 'hunat', 'dolla', 'fo', 'yen', 'today', 'get', 'hunat', 'eighty', 'change', 'teller', 'shrugged', 'shoulder', 'said', 'fluctuation', 'asian', 'lady', 'say', 'fluc', 'white', 'people', 'bank', 'today', 'asian', 'lady', 'ahead']",38
+I don't think I can ever repay you.,3mdmue,9235,"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.","['think', 'ever', 'repay']","['thank', 'student', 'loan', 'helping', 'get', 'college']","['think', 'ever', 'repay', 'thank', 'student', 'loan', 'helping', 'get', 'college']",9
+"Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond.",49chan,9225,Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning.,"['bless', 'think', 'digging', 'pond']","['spent', 'hour', 'wife', 'grave', 'morning']","['bless', 'think', 'digging', 'pond', 'spent', 'hour', 'wife', 'grave', 'morning']",9
+IT'S FUCKING FROZEN,3nz3te,9221,What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie?,"['fucking', 'frozen']","['gordon', 'ramsay', 'favorite', 'movie']","['fucking', 'frozen', 'gordon', 'ramsay', 'favorite', 'movie']",6
+"Nothing. She's fine.
+
+
+Edit: Wow guys. Thanks so much for the upvotes, the hilarious comments and I finally got my 1st gold! ",33h1x6,9219,What does a girl want more than anything in the world?,"['nothing', 'fine', 'edit', 'wow', 'guy', 'thanks', 'much', 'upvotes', 'hilarious', 'comment', 'finally', 'got', 'gold']","['girl', 'want', 'anything', 'world']","['nothing', 'fine', 'edit', 'wow', 'guy', 'thanks', 'much', 'upvotes', 'hilarious', 'comment', 'finally', 'got', 'gold', 'girl', 'want', 'anything', 'world']",17
+"1.
+
+
+2.
+
+
+3.",47u9xn,9215,The three unwritten rules of life,[],"['three', 'unwritten', 'rule', 'life']","['three', 'unwritten', 'rule', 'life']",4
+1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking,4r9yei,9195,My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings:,"['murderer', 'police', 'telling', 'everyone', 'dead', 'book', 'ordered', 'positive', 'thinking']","['top', 'assumption', 'doorbell', 'ring']","['murderer', 'police', 'telling', 'everyone', 'dead', 'book', 'ordered', 'positive', 'thinking', 'top', 'assumption', 'doorbell', 'ring']",13
+"There are two people on a boat; they have three cigarettes. However, they don't have a lighter. What do they do?
+
+They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat *became a cigarette lighter!*
+
+Edit: Wow this blew up. I suppose we can use the explosion to light the cigarette now.",331xv7,9179,There are 2 people on a boat…,"['two', 'people', 'boat', 'three', 'cigarette', 'however', 'lighter', 'throw', 'cigarette', 'overboard', 'whole', 'boat', 'became', 'cigarette', 'lighter', 'edit', 'wow', 'blew', 'suppose', 'use', 'explosion', 'light', 'cigarette']",['people'],"['two', 'people', 'boat', 'three', 'cigarette', 'however', 'lighter', 'throw', 'cigarette', 'overboard', 'whole', 'boat', 'became', 'cigarette', 'lighter', 'edit', 'wow', 'blew', 'suppose', 'use', 'explosion', 'light', 'cigarette', 'people']",24
+"
+Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
+'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
+The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
+'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
+The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
+Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
+The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
+St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
+The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'     
+
+And So The Christmas Season begins......and I sure hope the jokes get better.       
+
+Edit: Thank you for the gold..  One day I may do the analysis on how many commented on the joke, the superfluous use of nationalities, or scoring the joke with rice...  Gotta look that one up.",3wiwnn,9172,Christmas Joke... Three men died....,"['three', 'men', 'died', 'christmas', 'eve', 'met', 'saint', 'peter', 'pearly', 'gate', 'honor', 'holy', 'season', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'must', 'posse', 'something', 'symbolizes', 'christmas', 'get', 'heaven', 'englishman', 'fumbled', 'pocket', 'pulled', 'lighter', 'flicked', 'candle', 'said', 'may', 'pas', 'pearly', 'gate', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'scotsman', 'reached', 'pocket', 'pulled', 'set', 'key', 'shook', 'said', 'bell', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'may', 'pas', 'pearly', 'gate', 'irishman', 'started', 'searching', 'desperately', 'pocket', 'finally', 'pulled', 'pair', 'woman', 'panty', 'peter', 'looked', 'man', 'raised', 'eyebrow', 'asked', 'symbolize', 'irishman', 'replied', 'carol', 'christmas', 'season', 'begin', 'sure', 'hope', 'joke', 'get', 'better', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold', 'one', 'day', 'may', 'analysis', 'many', 'commented', 'joke', 'superfluous', 'use', 'nationality', 'scoring', 'joke', 'rice', 'got', 'ta', 'look', 'one']","['christmas', 'joke', 'three', 'men', 'died']","['three', 'men', 'died', 'christmas', 'eve', 'met', 'saint', 'peter', 'pearly', 'gate', 'honor', 'holy', 'season', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'must', 'posse', 'something', 'symbolizes', 'christmas', 'get', 'heaven', 'englishman', 'fumbled', 'pocket', 'pulled', 'lighter', 'flicked', 'candle', 'said', 'may', 'pas', 'pearly', 'gate', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'scotsman', 'reached', 'pocket', 'pulled', 'set', 'key', 'shook', 'said', 'bell', 'saint', 'peter', 'said', 'may', 'pas', 'pearly', 'gate', 'irishman', 'started', 'searching', 'desperately', 'pocket', 'finally', 'pulled', 'pair', 'woman', 'panty', 'peter', 'looked', 'man', 'raised', 'eyebrow', 'asked', 'symbolize', 'irishman', 'replied', 'carol', 'christmas', 'season', 'begin', 'sure', 'hope', 'joke', 'get', 'better', 'edit', 'thank', 'gold', 'one', 'day', 'may', 'analysis', 'many', 'commented', 'joke', 'superfluous', 'use', 'nationality', 'scoring', 'joke', 'rice', 'got', 'ta', 'look', 'one', 'christmas', 'joke', 'three', 'men', 'died']",107
+A Marxman.,48dgl4,9171,What do you call a Communist sniper?,['marxman'],"['call', 'communist', 'sniper']","['marxman', 'call', 'communist', 'sniper']",4
+I'm not really a mourning person. ,50rx0c,9134,I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am...,"['really', 'mourning', 'person']","['hate', 'funeral', 'always']","['really', 'mourning', 'person', 'hate', 'funeral', 'always']",6
+It's a complex complex complex.,3tjxw6,9113,I have a phobia of over engineered buildings,"['complex', 'complex', 'complex']","['phobia', 'engineered', 'building']","['complex', 'complex', 'complex', 'phobia', 'engineered', 'building']",6
+"""Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant.""
+
+""I'm not mad, just disappointed.""
+
+""Hi disappointed, I'm dad.""
+
+""Did you jus...""
+
+""Yes.""
+
+""You're ready.""
+
+""I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad.""",3fbdgd,9078,Dad my girlfriends pregnant,"['dad', 'girlfriend', 'pregnant', 'mad', 'disappointed', 'hi', 'disappointed', 'dad', 'jus', 'yes', 'ready', 'ready', 'told', 'dad']","['dad', 'girlfriend', 'pregnant']","['dad', 'girlfriend', 'pregnant', 'mad', 'disappointed', 'hi', 'disappointed', 'dad', 'jus', 'yes', 'ready', 'ready', 'told', 'dad', 'dad', 'girlfriend', 'pregnant']",17
+"1) legalize all drugs.
+2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.",2y4wh6,9077,How to win the war on drugs,"['legalize', 'drug', 'require', 'drug', 'purchased', 'comcast', 'customer', 'service']","['win', 'war', 'drug']","['legalize', 'drug', 'require', 'drug', 'purchased', 'comcast', 'customer', 'service', 'win', 'war', 'drug']",11
+"A Koala is sitting in a bar enjoying his drink when a beautiful woman approaches him. She starts flirting and they chat for a few minutes before the woman looks at the Koala and says 
+
+""hey, you wanna get outta here?"" 
+
+""Sure!"" the Koala replied as he jumped off the stool and took her hand and led her out of the bar.
+
+The moment they get into her apartment he immediately pulls her skirt down and starts going down on her. After about 15 minutes the Koala gets up and starts walking around. 
+
+""what are you doing?"" the woman asked.
+
+""Oh, I'm getting my stuff and going back to the bar"" the Koala replied.
+
+""You have to pay me first!"" the woman shouted.
+
+""What!? Why?"" the Koala asked.
+
+""Because I'm a prostitute!"" the woman said angrily.
+
+""What's a prostitute?"" he asked
+
+The woman grabbed a dictionary from the bedside table and threw it at him. He opened it up and found the word:
+
+Prostitute: A person who offers sexual activity in exchange for payment.
+
+The Koala snapped the dictionary shut and angrily shouted
+
+""Well yeah bitch, I'm a Koala!""
+
+""What the fuck is a Koala?!"" she barked
+
+The Koala threw the dictionary back at her and she opened it up to the K section.
+
+Koala: Eats bushes and leaves",44wqky,9072,A Koala is sitting in a bar...,"['koala', 'sitting', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'approach', 'start', 'flirting', 'chat', 'minute', 'woman', 'look', 'koala', 'say', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'get', 'outta', 'sure', 'koala', 'replied', 'jumped', 'stool', 'took', 'hand', 'led', 'bar', 'moment', 'get', 'apartment', 'immediately', 'pull', 'skirt', 'start', 'going', 'minute', 'koala', 'get', 'start', 'walking', 'around', 'woman', 'asked', 'oh', 'getting', 'stuff', 'going', 'back', 'bar', 'koala', 'replied', 'pay', 'first', 'woman', 'shouted', 'koala', 'asked', 'prostitute', 'woman', 'said', 'angrily', 'prostitute', 'asked', 'woman', 'grabbed', 'dictionary', 'bedside', 'table', 'threw', 'opened', 'found', 'word', 'prostitute', 'person', 'offer', 'sexual', 'activity', 'exchange', 'payment', 'koala', 'snapped', 'dictionary', 'shut', 'angrily', 'shouted', 'well', 'yeah', 'bitch', 'koala', 'fuck', 'koala', 'barked', 'koala', 'threw', 'dictionary', 'back', 'opened', 'k', 'section', 'koala', 'eats', 'bush', 'leaf']","['koala', 'sitting', 'bar']","['koala', 'sitting', 'bar', 'enjoying', 'drink', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'approach', 'start', 'flirting', 'chat', 'minute', 'woman', 'look', 'koala', 'say', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'get', 'outta', 'sure', 'koala', 'replied', 'jumped', 'stool', 'took', 'hand', 'led', 'bar', 'moment', 'get', 'apartment', 'immediately', 'pull', 'skirt', 'start', 'going', 'minute', 'koala', 'get', 'start', 'walking', 'around', 'woman', 'asked', 'oh', 'getting', 'stuff', 'going', 'back', 'bar', 'koala', 'replied', 'pay', 'first', 'woman', 'shouted', 'koala', 'asked', 'prostitute', 'woman', 'said', 'angrily', 'prostitute', 'asked', 'woman', 'grabbed', 'dictionary', 'bedside', 'table', 'threw', 'opened', 'found', 'word', 'prostitute', 'person', 'offer', 'sexual', 'activity', 'exchange', 'payment', 'koala', 'snapped', 'dictionary', 'shut', 'angrily', 'shouted', 'well', 'yeah', 'bitch', 'koala', 'fuck', 'koala', 'barked', 'koala', 'threw', 'dictionary', 'back', 'opened', 'k', 'section', 'koala', 'eats', 'bush', 'leaf', 'koala', 'sitting', 'bar']",109
+"My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me. 
+
+",384b2y,9067,my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes,"['girlfriend', 'said', 'get', 'vote', 'try', 'anal', 'please', 'vote', 'strap', 'huge', 'really', 'scare']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'get', 'vote']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'get', 'vote', 'try', 'anal', 'please', 'vote', 'strap', 'huge', 'really', 'scare', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'get', 'vote']",16
+But she pulled some strings and got me in.,3xiris,9058,"I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.","['pulled', 'string', 'got']","['told', 'wife', 'sex', 'go', 'see', 'star', 'war', 'said', 'period', 'star', 'war', 'sold']","['pulled', 'string', 'got', 'told', 'wife', 'sex', 'go', 'see', 'star', 'war', 'said', 'period', 'star', 'war', 'sold']",15
+"He orders nine shots.
+
+The bartender apprehensive asks, ""whats the occasion?""
+
+The man mumbles, ""first blowjob.""
+
+The bartender brightens up and pours nine shots and lays them out.
+
+The man downs all nine in a row.
+
+The bartender still smiling says, 
+
+""hey, make it an even ten. On the house.""
+
+The man shakes his head, 
+
+""No thanks. If the first nine didn't wash out the taste, I doubt one more would help.""",3e0egg,9056,A man walks into a bar... (NSFW),"['order', 'nine', 'shot', 'bartender', 'apprehensive', 'asks', 'whats', 'occasion', 'man', 'mumble', 'first', 'blowjob', 'bartender', 'brightens', 'pours', 'nine', 'shot', 'lay', 'man', 'down', 'nine', 'row', 'bartender', 'still', 'smiling', 'say', 'hey', 'make', 'even', 'ten', 'house', 'man', 'shake', 'head', 'thanks', 'first', 'nine', 'wash', 'taste', 'doubt', 'one', 'would', 'help']","['man', 'walk', 'bar', 'nsfw']","['order', 'nine', 'shot', 'bartender', 'apprehensive', 'asks', 'whats', 'occasion', 'man', 'mumble', 'first', 'blowjob', 'bartender', 'brightens', 'pours', 'nine', 'shot', 'lay', 'man', 'down', 'nine', 'row', 'bartender', 'still', 'smiling', 'say', 'hey', 'make', 'even', 'ten', 'house', 'man', 'shake', 'head', 'thanks', 'first', 'nine', 'wash', 'taste', 'doubt', 'one', 'would', 'help', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'nsfw']",47
+No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.,49v13m,9052,An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job.,"['name', 'given', 'high', 'wanking', 'officer']","['officer', 'fired', 'smoking', 'cannabis', 'masturbating', 'job']","['name', 'given', 'high', 'wanking', 'officer', 'officer', 'fired', 'smoking', 'cannabis', 'masturbating', 'job']",11
+"The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, ""I think it's time we start swearing""
+
+The brother nods in agreement. 
+
+""When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear"" says the 7 yr old. 
+
+The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast. 
+
+""I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!""
+
+The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair. 
+
+The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, ""I don't know, but it won't be fucking cocoa puffs!""",4jd895,9025,A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom...,"['yr', 'old', 'look', 'brother', 'say', 'think', 'time', 'start', 'swearing', 'brother', 'nod', 'agreement', 'go', 'downstairs', 'first', 'swear', 'swear', 'say', 'yr', 'old', 'two', 'brother', 'go', 'downstairs', 'mother', 'asks', 'want', 'breakfast', 'bowl', 'cocoa', 'puff', 'bitch', 'mother', 'smack', 'kid', 'hard', 'fly', 'chair', 'mother', 'asks', 'yr', 'old', 'want', 'stunned', 'yr', 'old', 'say', 'know', 'wo', 'fucking', 'cocoa', 'puff']","['yr', 'old', 'yr', 'old', 'bedroom']","['yr', 'old', 'look', 'brother', 'say', 'think', 'time', 'start', 'swearing', 'brother', 'nod', 'agreement', 'go', 'downstairs', 'first', 'swear', 'swear', 'say', 'yr', 'old', 'two', 'brother', 'go', 'downstairs', 'mother', 'asks', 'want', 'breakfast', 'bowl', 'cocoa', 'puff', 'bitch', 'mother', 'smack', 'kid', 'hard', 'fly', 'chair', 'mother', 'asks', 'yr', 'old', 'want', 'stunned', 'yr', 'old', 'say', 'know', 'wo', 'fucking', 'cocoa', 'puff', 'yr', 'old', 'yr', 'old', 'bedroom']",57
+"So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol.  
+She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work.",44avcp,9010,"When my wife left, I was sad and lonely","['got', 'dog', 'new', 'motorbike', 'shagged', 'woman', 'blew', 'grand', 'drug', 'alcohol', 'going', 'go', 'fucking', 'nut', 'get', 'back', 'work']","['wife', 'left', 'sad', 'lonely']","['got', 'dog', 'new', 'motorbike', 'shagged', 'woman', 'blew', 'grand', 'drug', 'alcohol', 'going', 'go', 'fucking', 'nut', 'get', 'back', 'work', 'wife', 'left', 'sad', 'lonely']",21
+Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget. ,43hj53,9006,Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.,"['tell', 'woman', 'fat', 'remember', 'rest', 'life', 'elephant', 'never', 'forget']","['tell', 'woman', 'beautiful', 'hundred', 'time', 'wo', 'believe']","['tell', 'woman', 'fat', 'remember', 'rest', 'life', 'elephant', 'never', 'forget', 'tell', 'woman', 'beautiful', 'hundred', 'time', 'wo', 'believe']",16
+"...The King of England and The King of Spain are having an argument over who has the biggest penis. Eventually they decide to let the people judge.
+They all stand on a stage in front of the people and drop their pants one by one.
+
+The king of France drops his and the French crowd shout ""viva la france!!""
+
+The king of Spain drops his and the Spanish crowd shout ""Viva la españa!!""
+
+The king of England drops his, a long silence from the crowd, and then everybody shouts ""God save the Queen!!!""
+
+
+
+Edit: I posted this whilst high, The title of the post is part of the joke the ellipses symbolise this ",3qbdqs,8997,The king of france...[NSFW],"['king', 'england', 'king', 'spain', 'argument', 'biggest', 'penis', 'eventually', 'decide', 'let', 'people', 'judge', 'stand', 'stage', 'front', 'people', 'drop', 'pant', 'one', 'one', 'king', 'france', 'drop', 'french', 'crowd', 'shout', 'viva', 'la', 'france', 'king', 'spain', 'drop', 'spanish', 'crowd', 'shout', 'viva', 'la', 'españa', 'king', 'england', 'drop', 'long', 'silence', 'crowd', 'everybody', 'shout', 'god', 'save', 'queen', 'edit', 'posted', 'whilst', 'high', 'title', 'post', 'part', 'joke', 'ellipsis', 'symbolise']","['king', 'france', 'nsfw']","['king', 'england', 'king', 'spain', 'argument', 'biggest', 'penis', 'eventually', 'decide', 'let', 'people', 'judge', 'stand', 'stage', 'front', 'people', 'drop', 'pant', 'one', 'one', 'king', 'france', 'drop', 'french', 'crowd', 'shout', 'viva', 'la', 'france', 'king', 'spain', 'drop', 'spanish', 'crowd', 'shout', 'viva', 'la', 'españa', 'king', 'england', 'drop', 'long', 'silence', 'crowd', 'everybody', 'shout', 'god', 'save', 'queen', 'edit', 'posted', 'whilst', 'high', 'title', 'post', 'part', 'joke', 'ellipsis', 'symbolise', 'king', 'france', 'nsfw']",62
+"He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby"".
+",3f05ye,8991,Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10.,"['replied', 'still', 'love', 'vista', 'baby']","['arnold', 'schwarzenegger', 'asked', 'wanted', 'upgrade', 'window']","['replied', 'still', 'love', 'vista', 'baby', 'arnold', 'schwarzenegger', 'asked', 'wanted', 'upgrade', 'window']",11
+"And he thinks it is way too big, and he looks for ways to make it smaller. One day, he finds out about a witch in the woods who can solve his problem.
+
+When he went to the witch, she told him to look for a frog by the stream and ask the frog to have sex with him. The frog will say no, and his penis will shrink by five inches.
+
+He goes to the frog, and asks him, ""will you have sex with me?"" The frog said ""no!"" and his penis shrunk by five inches.
+
+He thought this was great and asked again, ""will you have sex with me?"" The frog again said ""no!"" and his penis shrunk by five inches.
+
+The man was very pleased and thought his penis was still a little too big. He decided to ask the frog one last time, ""will you have sex with me?""
+
+""How many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!""",4j66je,8972,A man has a 25 inch long penis,"['think', 'way', 'big', 'look', 'way', 'make', 'smaller', 'one', 'day', 'find', 'witch', 'wood', 'solve', 'problem', 'went', 'witch', 'told', 'look', 'frog', 'stream', 'ask', 'frog', 'sex', 'frog', 'say', 'penis', 'shrink', 'five', 'inch', 'go', 'frog', 'asks', 'sex', 'frog', 'said', 'penis', 'shrunk', 'five', 'inch', 'thought', 'great', 'asked', 'sex', 'frog', 'said', 'penis', 'shrunk', 'five', 'inch', 'man', 'pleased', 'thought', 'penis', 'still', 'little', 'big', 'decided', 'ask', 'frog', 'one', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'many', 'time', 'tell']","['man', 'inch', 'long', 'penis']","['think', 'way', 'big', 'look', 'way', 'make', 'smaller', 'one', 'day', 'find', 'witch', 'wood', 'solve', 'problem', 'went', 'witch', 'told', 'look', 'frog', 'stream', 'ask', 'frog', 'sex', 'frog', 'say', 'penis', 'shrink', 'five', 'inch', 'go', 'frog', 'asks', 'sex', 'frog', 'said', 'penis', 'shrunk', 'five', 'inch', 'thought', 'great', 'asked', 'sex', 'frog', 'said', 'penis', 'shrunk', 'five', 'inch', 'man', 'pleased', 'thought', 'penis', 'still', 'little', 'big', 'decided', 'ask', 'frog', 'one', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'many', 'time', 'tell', 'man', 'inch', 'long', 'penis']",70
+Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined.,387r7w,8965,"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks...","['would', 'able', 'afford', 'house', 'economy', 'ruined']","['know', 'dollar', 'every', 'time', 'someone', 'fifty', 'told', 'generation', 'suck']","['would', 'able', 'afford', 'house', 'economy', 'ruined', 'know', 'dollar', 'every', 'time', 'someone', 'fifty', 'told', 'generation', 'suck']",15
+"After taking a bit of confidence he asks one of his patients that they did when they had the need for sex and the patient replied: That they went down to the river.
+
+The weekend came and the doctor went to the river, and there was a huge line of men standing on the shore of the river. Being so well-known in the village, the locals gave him their position on the line, until he reaches the top of the line.
+
+Looking ahead the doctor realizes that there is a donkey, he thinks: Wow, have sex with an animal? Poor people. And I cannot deny me now that they have so graciously ceded their positions.
+
+Within fifteen minutes of having sex with the donkey, while all the men in the row watched, as he kissed her and bit her ears, one of them walks up to him and secretly ask him: Doctor, how long till you finish? We need the donkey to cross the river, there is a village with women there.
+",5suhix,8959,"A newly graduated doctor is assigned to a rural area, and after a few days he realizes that there were no women in the village, they were all men.","['taking', 'bit', 'confidence', 'asks', 'one', 'patient', 'need', 'sex', 'patient', 'replied', 'went', 'river', 'weekend', 'came', 'doctor', 'went', 'river', 'huge', 'line', 'men', 'standing', 'shore', 'river', 'village', 'local', 'gave', 'position', 'line', 'reach', 'top', 'line', 'looking', 'ahead', 'doctor', 'realizes', 'donkey', 'think', 'wow', 'sex', 'animal', 'poor', 'people', 'deny', 'graciously', 'ceded', 'position', 'within', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'sex', 'donkey', 'men', 'row', 'watched', 'kissed', 'bit', 'ear', 'one', 'walk', 'secretly', 'ask', 'doctor', 'long', 'till', 'finish', 'need', 'donkey', 'cross', 'river', 'village', 'woman']","['newly', 'graduated', 'doctor', 'assigned', 'rural', 'area', 'day', 'realizes', 'woman', 'village', 'men']","['taking', 'bit', 'confidence', 'asks', 'one', 'patient', 'need', 'sex', 'patient', 'replied', 'went', 'river', 'weekend', 'came', 'doctor', 'went', 'river', 'huge', 'line', 'men', 'standing', 'shore', 'river', 'village', 'local', 'gave', 'position', 'line', 'reach', 'top', 'line', 'looking', 'ahead', 'doctor', 'realizes', 'donkey', 'think', 'wow', 'sex', 'animal', 'poor', 'people', 'deny', 'graciously', 'ceded', 'position', 'within', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'sex', 'donkey', 'men', 'row', 'watched', 'kissed', 'bit', 'ear', 'one', 'walk', 'secretly', 'ask', 'doctor', 'long', 'till', 'finish', 'need', 'donkey', 'cross', 'river', 'village', 'woman', 'newly', 'graduated', 'doctor', 'assigned', 'rural', 'area', 'day', 'realizes', 'woman', 'village', 'men']",82
+"The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 
+
+As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ""Euro-English"". 
+
+In the first year, ""s"" will replace the soft ""c"". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ""c"" will be dropped in favour of ""k"". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
+
+There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ""ph"" will be replaced with ""f"". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 
+
+In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
+
+Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 
+
+Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ""e"" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 
+
+By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ""th"" with ""z"" and ""w"" with ""v"". 
+
+During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ""o"" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ""ou"" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 
+
+Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 
+
+Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.",481dps,8957,Should English be the only official language of the EU?,"['european', 'commission', 'announced', 'agreement', 'whereby', 'english', 'official', 'language', 'european', 'union', 'rather', 'german', 'possibility', 'part', 'negotiation', 'british', 'government', 'conceded', 'english', 'spelling', 'room', 'improvement', 'accepted', 'year', 'plan', 'would', 'become', 'known', 'first', 'year', 'replace', 'soft', 'c', 'sertainly', 'make', 'sivil', 'servant', 'jump', 'joy', 'hard', 'c', 'dropped', 'favour', 'k', 'klear', 'konfusion', 'keyboard', 'kan', 'one', 'le', 'letter', 'growing', 'publik', 'enthusiasm', 'sekond', 'year', 'troublesome', 'ph', 'replaced', 'f', 'make', 'word', 'like', 'fotograf', 'shorter', 'year', 'publik', 'akseptanse', 'new', 'spelling', 'kan', 'expekted', 'reach', 'stage', 'komplikated', 'change', 'possible', 'government', 'enkourage', 'removal', 'double', 'letter', 'always', 'ben', 'deterent', 'akurate', 'speling', 'also', 'al', 'wil', 'agre', 'horibl', 'me', 'silent', 'e', 'languag', 'disgrasful', 'go', 'away', 'yer', 'peopl', 'wil', 'reseptiv', 'step', 'replasing', 'th', 'z', 'w', 'v', 'ze', 'fifz', 'yer', 'ze', 'unesesary', 'kan', 'dropd', 'vords', 'kontaining', 'ou', 'ziz', 'fifz', 'yer', 'vil', 'hav', 'reil', 'sensi', 'bl', 'riten', 'styl', 'zer', 'vil', 'mor', 'trubl', 'difikultis', 'evrivun', 'vil', 'find', 'ezi', 'tu', 'understand', 'ech', 'oza', 'ze', 'drem', 'united', 'urop', 'vil', 'finali', 'kum', 'tru', 'und', 'efter', 'ze', 'fifz', 'yer', 'vil', 'al', 'speking', 'german', 'like', 'zey', 'vunted', 'ze', 'forst', 'plas']","['english', 'official', 'language', 'eu']","['european', 'commission', 'announced', 'agreement', 'whereby', 'english', 'official', 'language', 'european', 'union', 'rather', 'german', 'possibility', 'part', 'negotiation', 'british', 'government', 'conceded', 'english', 'spelling', 'room', 'improvement', 'accepted', 'year', 'plan', 'would', 'become', 'known', 'first', 'year', 'replace', 'soft', 'c', 'sertainly', 'make', 'sivil', 'servant', 'jump', 'joy', 'hard', 'c', 'dropped', 'favour', 'k', 'klear', 'konfusion', 'keyboard', 'kan', 'one', 'le', 'letter', 'growing', 'publik', 'enthusiasm', 'sekond', 'year', 'troublesome', 'ph', 'replaced', 'f', 'make', 'word', 'like', 'fotograf', 'shorter', 'year', 'publik', 'akseptanse', 'new', 'spelling', 'kan', 'expekted', 'reach', 'stage', 'komplikated', 'change', 'possible', 'government', 'enkourage', 'removal', 'double', 'letter', 'always', 'ben', 'deterent', 'akurate', 'speling', 'also', 'al', 'wil', 'agre', 'horibl', 'me', 'silent', 'e', 'languag', 'disgrasful', 'go', 'away', 'yer', 'peopl', 'wil', 'reseptiv', 'step', 'replasing', 'th', 'z', 'w', 'v', 'ze', 'fifz', 'yer', 'ze', 'unesesary', 'kan', 'dropd', 'vords', 'kontaining', 'ou', 'ziz', 'fifz', 'yer', 'vil', 'hav', 'reil', 'sensi', 'bl', 'riten', 'styl', 'zer', 'vil', 'mor', 'trubl', 'difikultis', 'evrivun', 'vil', 'find', 'ezi', 'tu', 'understand', 'ech', 'oza', 'ze', 'drem', 'united', 'urop', 'vil', 'finali', 'kum', 'tru', 'und', 'efter', 'ze', 'fifz', 'yer', 'vil', 'al', 'speking', 'german', 'like', 'zey', 'vunted', 'ze', 'forst', 'plas', 'english', 'official', 'language', 'eu']",169
+"It turns out, he was already making overpriced toys for assholes
+
+[Obligatory edit: top submitted post is about butt plugs. Wowza! Also, thank you, kind Redditor for the gold! I can't believe a gilded joke is about sex toys :)]",5qqk5w,8954,"I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated butt plug, but Steve Jobs beat me to it.","['turn', 'already', 'making', 'overpriced', 'toy', 'asshole', 'obligatory', 'edit', 'top', 'submitted', 'post', 'butt', 'plug', 'wowza', 'also', 'thank', 'kind', 'redditor', 'gold', 'ca', 'believe', 'gilded', 'joke', 'sex', 'toy']","['tried', 'submit', 'patent', 'butt', 'plug', 'steve', 'job', 'beat']","['turn', 'already', 'making', 'overpriced', 'toy', 'asshole', 'obligatory', 'edit', 'top', 'submitted', 'post', 'butt', 'plug', 'wowza', 'also', 'thank', 'kind', 'redditor', 'gold', 'ca', 'believe', 'gilded', 'joke', 'sex', 'toy', 'tried', 'submit', 'patent', 'butt', 'plug', 'steve', 'job', 'beat']",33
+"It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
+
+Edit: R.I.P My inbox",35edaq,8952,English is weird..,"['understood', 'tough', 'thorough', 'thought', 'though', 'edit', 'inbox']","['english', 'weird']","['understood', 'tough', 'thorough', 'thought', 'though', 'edit', 'inbox', 'english', 'weird']",9
+after all those extra hours I put in.,4osu4v,8950,I've just been fired from the clock making factory,"['extra', 'hour', 'put']","['fired', 'clock', 'making', 'factory']","['extra', 'hour', 'put', 'fired', 'clock', 'making', 'factory']",7
+"A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, ""I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.""
+
+The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. ""Is your bet still good?"" asks the Irishman.
+
+The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
+
+The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, ""If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?""
+The Irishman replies, ""Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.""",4estbo,8944,A Texan walks into an Irish bar...,"['texan', 'walk', 'pub', 'ireland', 'clear', 'voice', 'crowd', 'drinker', 'say', 'hear', 'irish', 'bunch', 'hard', 'drinker', 'give', 'american', 'dollar', 'anybody', 'drink', 'pint', 'guinness', 'back', 'back', 'room', 'quiet', 'one', 'take', 'texan', 'offer', 'one', 'man', 'even', 'leaf', 'thirty', 'minute', 'later', 'gentleman', 'left', 'show', 'back', 'tap', 'texan', 'shoulder', 'bet', 'still', 'good', 'asks', 'irishman', 'texan', 'say', 'yes', 'asks', 'bartender', 'line', 'pint', 'guinness', 'immediately', 'irishman', 'tear', 'pint', 'glass', 'drinking', 'back', 'back', 'pub', 'patron', 'cheer', 'texan', 'sits', 'amazement', 'texan', 'give', 'irishman', 'say', 'ya', 'mind', 'askin', 'go', 'minute', 'gone', 'irishman', 'reply', 'oh', 'go', 'pub', 'street', 'see', 'could', 'first']","['texan', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar']","['texan', 'walk', 'pub', 'ireland', 'clear', 'voice', 'crowd', 'drinker', 'say', 'hear', 'irish', 'bunch', 'hard', 'drinker', 'give', 'american', 'dollar', 'anybody', 'drink', 'pint', 'guinness', 'back', 'back', 'room', 'quiet', 'one', 'take', 'texan', 'offer', 'one', 'man', 'even', 'leaf', 'thirty', 'minute', 'later', 'gentleman', 'left', 'show', 'back', 'tap', 'texan', 'shoulder', 'bet', 'still', 'good', 'asks', 'irishman', 'texan', 'say', 'yes', 'asks', 'bartender', 'line', 'pint', 'guinness', 'immediately', 'irishman', 'tear', 'pint', 'glass', 'drinking', 'back', 'back', 'pub', 'patron', 'cheer', 'texan', 'sits', 'amazement', 'texan', 'give', 'irishman', 'say', 'ya', 'mind', 'askin', 'go', 'minute', 'gone', 'irishman', 'reply', 'oh', 'go', 'pub', 'street', 'see', 'could', 'first', 'texan', 'walk', 'irish', 'bar']",93
+"Mom: *Stares at Dad*
+
+Dad: *Clenches fist*
+
+Mom: ""Don't!""
+
+Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
+
+Mom: ""...""
+
+Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD""
+
+
+Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting",3z7ia9,8936,"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay.""","['mom', 'stare', 'dad', 'dad', 'clench', 'fist', 'mom', 'dad', 'sweat', 'profusely', 'mom', 'dad', 'hi', 'gay', 'dad', 'edit', 'yay', 'top', 'lifegoals', 'also', 'formatting']","['son', 'mom', 'dad', 'gay']","['mom', 'stare', 'dad', 'dad', 'clench', 'fist', 'mom', 'dad', 'sweat', 'profusely', 'mom', 'dad', 'hi', 'gay', 'dad', 'edit', 'yay', 'top', 'lifegoals', 'also', 'formatting', 'son', 'mom', 'dad', 'gay']",25
+Because the sign says No Tres passing,4ym2cy,8928,Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?,"['sign', 'say', 'tres', 'passing']","['mexican', 'always', 'cross', 'border', 'two']","['sign', 'say', 'tres', 'passing', 'mexican', 'always', 'cross', 'border', 'two']",9
+"The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. 
+Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea:
+A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the white house, and the best time would become president. 
+Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes. 
+Trump goes next and posts a time of 14 minutes 24 seconds. 
+Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can in an effort to beat Trumps time. She finally crosses the finish line in just under 10 minutes. 
+""Aha, that must be some kind of record!"" she exclaims. 
+
+""I don't think so,"" says Obama, ""Bush did 9:11""",4pe443,8926,It's the end of the 2016 Presidential race,"['people', 'u', 'hated', 'candidate', 'much', 'one', 'voted', 'government', 'panic', 'trying', 'figure', 'decide', 'next', 'president', 'finally', 'barack', 'obama', 'come', 'idea', 'literal', 'presidential', 'race', 'three', 'candidate', 'would', 'run', 'lap', 'around', 'white', 'house', 'best', 'time', 'would', 'become', 'president', 'bernie', 'sander', 'go', 'first', 'old', 'take', 'minute', 'trump', 'go', 'next', 'post', 'time', 'minute', 'second', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'go', 'last', 'running', 'fast', 'effort', 'beat', 'trump', 'time', 'finally', 'cross', 'finish', 'line', 'minute', 'aha', 'must', 'kind', 'record', 'exclaims', 'think', 'say', 'obama', 'bush']","['end', 'presidential', 'race']","['people', 'u', 'hated', 'candidate', 'much', 'one', 'voted', 'government', 'panic', 'trying', 'figure', 'decide', 'next', 'president', 'finally', 'barack', 'obama', 'come', 'idea', 'literal', 'presidential', 'race', 'three', 'candidate', 'would', 'run', 'lap', 'around', 'white', 'house', 'best', 'time', 'would', 'become', 'president', 'bernie', 'sander', 'go', 'first', 'old', 'take', 'minute', 'trump', 'go', 'next', 'post', 'time', 'minute', 'second', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'go', 'last', 'running', 'fast', 'effort', 'beat', 'trump', 'time', 'finally', 'cross', 'finish', 'line', 'minute', 'aha', 'must', 'kind', 'record', 'exclaims', 'think', 'say', 'obama', 'bush', 'end', 'presidential', 'race']",76
+unless everyone gets them,42cs0m,8914,Communist jokes are not funny...,"['unless', 'everyone', 'get']","['communist', 'joke', 'funny']","['unless', 'everyone', 'get', 'communist', 'joke', 'funny']",6
+"An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
+
+He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
+
+After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
+
+The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
+
+In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
+
+1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
+2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
+3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
+4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
+5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
+
+'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
+
+The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'",2phow9,8882,Blonde Joke,"['old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'biker', 'bar', 'mistake', 'find', 'way', 'bar', 'stool', 'order', 'shot', 'jack', 'daniel', 'sitting', 'yell', 'bartender', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'blonde', 'joke', 'bar', 'immediately', 'fall', 'absolutely', 'silent', 'deep', 'husky', 'voice', 'woman', 'next', 'say', 'tell', 'joke', 'cowboy', 'think', 'fair', 'given', 'blind', 'know', 'five', 'thing', 'bartender', 'blonde', 'girl', 'baseball', 'bat', 'bouncer', 'blonde', 'girl', 'tall', 'blonde', 'woman', 'black', 'belt', 'karate', 'woman', 'sitting', 'next', 'blonde', 'professional', 'weight', 'lifter', 'lady', 'right', 'blonde', 'professional', 'wrestler', 'think', 'seriously', 'cowboy', 'still', 'wan', 'na', 'tell', 'blonde', 'joke', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'think', 'second', 'shake', 'head', 'mutter', 'gon', 'na', 'explain', 'five', 'time']","['blonde', 'joke']","['old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'biker', 'bar', 'mistake', 'find', 'way', 'bar', 'stool', 'order', 'shot', 'jack', 'daniel', 'sitting', 'yell', 'bartender', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'blonde', 'joke', 'bar', 'immediately', 'fall', 'absolutely', 'silent', 'deep', 'husky', 'voice', 'woman', 'next', 'say', 'tell', 'joke', 'cowboy', 'think', 'fair', 'given', 'blind', 'know', 'five', 'thing', 'bartender', 'blonde', 'girl', 'baseball', 'bat', 'bouncer', 'blonde', 'girl', 'tall', 'blonde', 'woman', 'black', 'belt', 'karate', 'woman', 'sitting', 'next', 'blonde', 'professional', 'weight', 'lifter', 'lady', 'right', 'blonde', 'professional', 'wrestler', 'think', 'seriously', 'cowboy', 'still', 'wan', 'na', 'tell', 'blonde', 'joke', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'think', 'second', 'shake', 'head', 'mutter', 'gon', 'na', 'explain', 'five', 'time', 'blonde', 'joke']",93
+"..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
+
+Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger.",456qj9,8863,If the number 666 is considered evil,"['root', 'evil', 'edit', 'first', 'gold', 'thank', 'kind', 'stranger']","['number', 'considered', 'evil']","['root', 'evil', 'edit', 'first', 'gold', 'thank', 'kind', 'stranger', 'number', 'considered', 'evil']",11
+"When Timmy went in for an interview at ABC company, he was hired after a very brief interview. A little skeptical at first, Timmy asked the company representative a few questions.
+
+It went like this:
+
+ABC: Trust me, this company could really use someone new
+
+Timmy: If there is too much work, I'm going to quit...
+
+ABC: We'd NEVER let something like that happen
+
+Timmy: Do employees get every Saturday and Sunday off?
+
+ABC: That's a granted.
+
+Timmy: Are employees required to work overtime without pay?
+
+ABC: No way. Where did you even come up with such a ridiculous idea?
+
+Timmy: Are meals subsidized?
+
+ABC: You BET.
+
+Timmy: Do the new employees usually end up doing ALL the work?
+
+ABC: That's impossible. There are so many other experienced people in our company.
+
+Timmy: If I did well, would I ever become a manager?
+
+ABC: Yes. Absolutely.
+
+Timmy: Wow. Is this for real?
+
+After working there for several months, Timmy noticed that the job wasn't panning out the way he had been promised. Quite upset, he went to file a complaint to the HR dept. The next day, Timmy was summoned into the management's office, where they threatened to fire him for voicing out.
+
+To see his conversation with the management, read the conversation above again.... from the bottom to the top.
+
+edit:Thank you stranger for the gold :).",4uzvv0,8837,The difference between before/after getting hired,"['timmy', 'went', 'interview', 'abc', 'company', 'hired', 'brief', 'interview', 'little', 'skeptical', 'first', 'timmy', 'asked', 'company', 'representative', 'question', 'went', 'like', 'abc', 'trust', 'company', 'could', 'really', 'use', 'someone', 'new', 'timmy', 'much', 'work', 'going', 'quit', 'abc', 'never', 'let', 'something', 'like', 'happen', 'timmy', 'employee', 'get', 'every', 'saturday', 'sunday', 'abc', 'granted', 'timmy', 'employee', 'required', 'work', 'overtime', 'without', 'pay', 'abc', 'way', 'even', 'come', 'ridiculous', 'idea', 'timmy', 'meal', 'subsidized', 'abc', 'bet', 'timmy', 'new', 'employee', 'usually', 'end', 'work', 'abc', 'impossible', 'many', 'experienced', 'people', 'company', 'timmy', 'well', 'would', 'ever', 'become', 'manager', 'abc', 'yes', 'absolutely', 'timmy', 'wow', 'real', 'working', 'several', 'month', 'timmy', 'noticed', 'job', 'panning', 'way', 'promised', 'quite', 'upset', 'went', 'file', 'complaint', 'hr', 'dept', 'next', 'day', 'timmy', 'summoned', 'management', 'office', 'threatened', 'fire', 'voicing', 'see', 'conversation', 'management', 'read', 'conversation', 'bottom', 'top', 'edit', 'thank', 'stranger', 'gold']","['difference', 'getting', 'hired']","['timmy', 'went', 'interview', 'abc', 'company', 'hired', 'brief', 'interview', 'little', 'skeptical', 'first', 'timmy', 'asked', 'company', 'representative', 'question', 'went', 'like', 'abc', 'trust', 'company', 'could', 'really', 'use', 'someone', 'new', 'timmy', 'much', 'work', 'going', 'quit', 'abc', 'never', 'let', 'something', 'like', 'happen', 'timmy', 'employee', 'get', 'every', 'saturday', 'sunday', 'abc', 'granted', 'timmy', 'employee', 'required', 'work', 'overtime', 'without', 'pay', 'abc', 'way', 'even', 'come', 'ridiculous', 'idea', 'timmy', 'meal', 'subsidized', 'abc', 'bet', 'timmy', 'new', 'employee', 'usually', 'end', 'work', 'abc', 'impossible', 'many', 'experienced', 'people', 'company', 'timmy', 'well', 'would', 'ever', 'become', 'manager', 'abc', 'yes', 'absolutely', 'timmy', 'wow', 'real', 'working', 'several', 'month', 'timmy', 'noticed', 'job', 'panning', 'way', 'promised', 'quite', 'upset', 'went', 'file', 'complaint', 'hr', 'dept', 'next', 'day', 'timmy', 'summoned', 'management', 'office', 'threatened', 'fire', 'voicing', 'see', 'conversation', 'management', 'read', 'conversation', 'bottom', 'top', 'edit', 'thank', 'stranger', 'gold', 'difference', 'getting', 'hired']",126
+"...And sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. ""Can I help you?"" she asks. ""I was wondering,"" whispers the man. ""Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"" ""Yes,"" she purrs. ""I am."" The man replies, ""Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.""",3jwlxm,8809,A guy walks into a pub...,"['see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger']","['guy', 'walk', 'pub']","['see', 'sign', 'hanging', 'bar', 'read', 'cheeseburger', 'chicken', 'sandwich', 'hand', 'job', 'walk', 'bar', 'beckons', 'one', 'three', 'exceptionally', 'attractive', 'blonde', 'serving', 'drink', 'help', 'asks', 'wondering', 'whisper', 'man', 'one', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'yes', 'purr', 'man', 'reply', 'well', 'wash', 'hand', 'want', 'cheeseburger', 'guy', 'walk', 'pub']",41
+He was in the middle of 9/11.,3haaho,8805,Why did 10 die?,['middle'],['die'],"['middle', 'die']",2
+"They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
+
+ One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
+
+ As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
+
+ Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: ""One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.""
+
+ He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest
+
+ ""Father, please come with me . Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery""
+
+ They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: ""One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.""
+
+ Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
+ ""What about the two at the gate?""",3q0s4g,8795,Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor...,"['decided', 'go', 'quiet', 'place', 'share', 'lot', 'equally', 'one', 'suggested', 'nearby', 'cemetery', 'jumping', 'gate', 'enter', 'cemetery', 'two', 'orange', 'fell', 'big', 'bag', 'bother', 'pick', 'since', 'enough', 'bag', 'minute', 'later', 'drunkard', 'way', 'bar', 'passed', 'near', 'cemetery', 'gate', 'heard', 'voice', 'saying', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'immediately', 'sobered', 'ran', 'fast', 'could', 'church', 'nearby', 'priest', 'father', 'please', 'come', 'come', 'witness', 'god', 'satan', 'sharing', 'corps', 'cemetery', 'ran', 'back', 'cemetery', 'gate', 'voice', 'continued', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'suddenly', 'voice', 'stopped', 'counting', 'said', 'two', 'gate']","['two', 'little', 'boy', 'stole', 'big', 'bag', 'orange', 'neighbor']","['decided', 'go', 'quiet', 'place', 'share', 'lot', 'equally', 'one', 'suggested', 'nearby', 'cemetery', 'jumping', 'gate', 'enter', 'cemetery', 'two', 'orange', 'fell', 'big', 'bag', 'bother', 'pick', 'since', 'enough', 'bag', 'minute', 'later', 'drunkard', 'way', 'bar', 'passed', 'near', 'cemetery', 'gate', 'heard', 'voice', 'saying', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'immediately', 'sobered', 'ran', 'fast', 'could', 'church', 'nearby', 'priest', 'father', 'please', 'come', 'come', 'witness', 'god', 'satan', 'sharing', 'corps', 'cemetery', 'ran', 'back', 'cemetery', 'gate', 'voice', 'continued', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'one', 'suddenly', 'voice', 'stopped', 'counting', 'said', 'two', 'gate', 'two', 'little', 'boy', 'stole', 'big', 'bag', 'orange', 'neighbor']",88
+"A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband 's temper.     
+The Doctor asks: ""What's the problem?     
+The woman says: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.""    
+The Doctor says: ""I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”    
+Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.    
+The woman says: ""Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
+calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?""    
+The Doctor says: ""The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick"".",3gh5p1,8791,Temper cure...,"['woman', 'go', 'doctor', 'worried', 'husband', 'temper', 'doctor', 'asks', 'problem', 'woman', 'say', 'doctor', 'know', 'every', 'day', 'husband', 'seems', 'lose', 'temper', 'reason', 'scare', 'doctor', 'say', 'cure', 'seems', 'husband', 'getting', 'angry', 'take', 'glass', 'water', 'start', 'swishing', 'mouth', 'swish', 'swish', 'swallow', 'either', 'leaf', 'room', 'calm', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'woman', 'come', 'back', 'doctor', 'looking', 'fresh', 'reborn', 'woman', 'say', 'doctor', 'brilliant', 'idea', 'every', 'time', 'husband', 'started', 'losing', 'swished', 'water', 'swished', 'swished', 'calmed', 'right', 'glass', 'water', 'doctor', 'say', 'water', 'nothing', 'keeping', 'mouth', 'shut', 'trick']","['temper', 'cure']","['woman', 'go', 'doctor', 'worried', 'husband', 'temper', 'doctor', 'asks', 'problem', 'woman', 'say', 'doctor', 'know', 'every', 'day', 'husband', 'seems', 'lose', 'temper', 'reason', 'scare', 'doctor', 'say', 'cure', 'seems', 'husband', 'getting', 'angry', 'take', 'glass', 'water', 'start', 'swishing', 'mouth', 'swish', 'swish', 'swallow', 'either', 'leaf', 'room', 'calm', 'two', 'week', 'later', 'woman', 'come', 'back', 'doctor', 'looking', 'fresh', 'reborn', 'woman', 'say', 'doctor', 'brilliant', 'idea', 'every', 'time', 'husband', 'started', 'losing', 'swished', 'water', 'swished', 'swished', 'calmed', 'right', 'glass', 'water', 'doctor', 'say', 'water', 'nothing', 'keeping', 'mouth', 'shut', 'trick', 'temper', 'cure']",79
+"Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton ""disgusting"" for taking a bathroom break during the debate. Trump himself never has to go to the bathroom, as the shit just comes straight out of his mouth.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Edit: Thanks to everyone that found this joke funny. To all those I offended: Stop being offended by jokes on the internet ;) MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Edit: Spelling",3y4sul,8785,Donald Trump,"['donald', 'trump', 'labelled', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'disgusting', 'taking', 'bathroom', 'break', 'debate', 'trump', 'never', 'go', 'bathroom', 'shit', 'come', 'straight', 'mouth', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'thanks', 'everyone', 'found', 'joke', 'funny', 'offended', 'stop', 'offended', 'joke', 'internet', 'merry', 'christmas', 'everyone', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'spelling']","['donald', 'trump']","['donald', 'trump', 'labelled', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'disgusting', 'taking', 'bathroom', 'break', 'debate', 'trump', 'never', 'go', 'bathroom', 'shit', 'come', 'straight', 'mouth', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'thanks', 'everyone', 'found', 'joke', 'funny', 'offended', 'stop', 'offended', 'joke', 'internet', 'merry', 'christmas', 'everyone', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'spelling', 'donald', 'trump']",38
+"I've entered my sister...
+
+
+",4k0ws9,8756,My city is holding their annual incest competition...,"['entered', 'sister']","['city', 'holding', 'annual', 'incest', 'competition']","['entered', 'sister', 'city', 'holding', 'annual', 'incest', 'competition']",7
+Then the librarian told me to take it out.,2hoygf,8745,My penis was in the Guinness book of world records...,"['librarian', 'told', 'take']","['penis', 'guinness', 'book', 'world', 'record']","['librarian', 'told', 'take', 'penis', 'guinness', 'book', 'world', 'record']",8
+Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.,41p1ns,8744,Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?,"['could', 'find', 'droid', 'looking']","['stormtrooper', 'buy', 'iphone']","['could', 'find', 'droid', 'looking', 'stormtrooper', 'buy', 'iphone']",7
+"A man was stopped by the police around 2 am.  The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. 
+  
+The man replied, ""I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."" 
+  
+The officer then asked, ""Really?  Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"" 
+  
+The man replied, ""That would be my wife.""",2rpd4f,8723,A man gets pulled over by the police...,"['man', 'stopped', 'police', 'around', 'officer', 'asked', 'going', 'time', 'night', 'man', 'replied', 'way', 'lecture', 'alcohol', 'abuse', 'effect', 'human', 'body', 'well', 'smoking', 'staying', 'late', 'officer', 'asked', 'really', 'giving', 'lecture', 'time', 'night', 'man', 'replied', 'would', 'wife']","['man', 'get', 'pulled', 'police']","['man', 'stopped', 'police', 'around', 'officer', 'asked', 'going', 'time', 'night', 'man', 'replied', 'way', 'lecture', 'alcohol', 'abuse', 'effect', 'human', 'body', 'well', 'smoking', 'staying', 'late', 'officer', 'asked', 'really', 'giving', 'lecture', 'time', 'night', 'man', 'replied', 'would', 'wife', 'man', 'get', 'pulled', 'police']",37
+"Plagiarism.
+
+--- 
+
+EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you. 
+",43jk9a,8722,I invented a new word.,"['plagiarism', 'edit', 'joke', 'invented', 'copyrighted', 'dare', 'take', 'lawsuit', 'shall', 'find']","['invented', 'new', 'word']","['plagiarism', 'edit', 'joke', 'invented', 'copyrighted', 'dare', 'take', 'lawsuit', 'shall', 'find', 'invented', 'new', 'word']",13
+not every one gets it.,2jqk02,8715,Food is like dark humor,"['every', 'one', 'get']","['food', 'like', 'dark', 'humor']","['every', 'one', 'get', 'food', 'like', 'dark', 'humor']",7
+"- comedy removed due to complaints - 
+",3n7vdt,8697,A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar.,"['comedy', 'removed', 'due', 'complaint']","['feminist', 'muslim', 'walk', 'bar']","['comedy', 'removed', 'due', 'complaint', 'feminist', 'muslim', 'walk', 'bar']",8
+But I couldn't find a manual.,3098tw,8680,I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.,"['could', 'find', 'manual']","['wanted', 'learn', 'drive', 'stick', 'shift']","['could', 'find', 'manual', 'wanted', 'learn', 'drive', 'stick', 'shift']",8
+A seasoned veteran. ,4q6nrx,8663,"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he?","['seasoned', 'veteran']","['soldier', 'survived', 'mustard', 'gas', 'battle', 'pepper', 'spray', 'police', 'type', 'veteran']","['seasoned', 'veteran', 'soldier', 'survived', 'mustard', 'gas', 'battle', 'pepper', 'spray', 'police', 'type', 'veteran']",12
+"A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
+
+While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided
+to pose a question to all assembled.
+
+He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
+failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
+
+He posed the question of just how much of sex was ""work""
+and how much of it was ""pleasure?""
+
+A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
+
+A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
+
+A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
+state of inebriation at the time.
+
+There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private First Class who
+was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
+
+Without  any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, ""Sir, it
+has to be 100% pleasure.
+
+The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
+
+""Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing
+it for them.""
+
+The room fell silent",362bqf,8659,A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff..,"['marine', 'colonel', 'start', 'morning', 'briefing', 'staff', 'waiting', 'coffee', 'machine', 'finish', 'brewing', 'colonel', 'decided', 'pose', 'question', 'assembled', 'explained', 'wife', 'bit', 'frisky', 'night', 'failed', 'get', 'usual', 'amount', 'sound', 'sleep', 'posed', 'question', 'much', 'sex', 'work', 'much', 'pleasure', 'major', 'chimed', 'favor', 'work', 'captain', 'said', 'lieutenant', 'responded', 'favor', 'pleasure', 'depending', 'upon', 'state', 'inebriation', 'time', 'consensus', 'colonel', 'turned', 'private', 'first', 'class', 'charge', 'making', 'coffee', 'asked', 'opinion', 'without', 'hesitation', 'young', 'private', 'first', 'class', 'responded', 'sir', 'pleasure', 'colonel', 'surprised', 'might', 'guess', 'asked', 'well', 'sir', 'work', 'involved', 'officer', 'would', 'room', 'fell', 'silent']","['marine', 'colonel', 'start', 'morning', 'briefing', 'staff']","['marine', 'colonel', 'start', 'morning', 'briefing', 'staff', 'waiting', 'coffee', 'machine', 'finish', 'brewing', 'colonel', 'decided', 'pose', 'question', 'assembled', 'explained', 'wife', 'bit', 'frisky', 'night', 'failed', 'get', 'usual', 'amount', 'sound', 'sleep', 'posed', 'question', 'much', 'sex', 'work', 'much', 'pleasure', 'major', 'chimed', 'favor', 'work', 'captain', 'said', 'lieutenant', 'responded', 'favor', 'pleasure', 'depending', 'upon', 'state', 'inebriation', 'time', 'consensus', 'colonel', 'turned', 'private', 'first', 'class', 'charge', 'making', 'coffee', 'asked', 'opinion', 'without', 'hesitation', 'young', 'private', 'first', 'class', 'responded', 'sir', 'pleasure', 'colonel', 'surprised', 'might', 'guess', 'asked', 'well', 'sir', 'work', 'involved', 'officer', 'would', 'room', 'fell', 'silent', 'marine', 'colonel', 'start', 'morning', 'briefing', 'staff']",89
+Without looking like a twat,34mgc2,8657,TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time,"['without', 'looking', 'like', 'twat']","['til', 'impossible', 'stick', 'tongue', 'look', 'time']","['without', 'looking', 'like', 'twat', 'til', 'impossible', 'stick', 'tongue', 'look', 'time']",10
+"I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. 
+
+I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick ""Hello Chris"" at me when I was with my client. 
+
+He agreed. Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, ""Hi Chris, what's happening?"" To which I replied:
+
+""Fuck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."" ",2d4zfx,8647,Bill Gates in an airport lounge,"['vip', 'lounge', 'last', 'week', 'en', 'route', 'seattle', 'whilst', 'lounge', 'noticed', 'bill', 'gate', 'sitting', 'chesterfield', 'enjoying', 'cognac', 'meeting', 'important', 'client', 'also', 'flying', 'seattle', 'running', 'bit', 'late', 'forward', 'type', 'guy', 'approached', 'gate', 'introduced', 'explained', 'conducting', 'important', 'business', 'would', 'appreciate', 'could', 'throw', 'quick', 'hello', 'chris', 'client', 'agreed', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'conversing', 'client', 'felt', 'tap', 'shoulder', 'bill', 'gate', 'turned', 'around', 'looked', 'said', 'hi', 'chris', 'happening', 'replied', 'fuck', 'gate', 'meeting']","['bill', 'gate', 'airport', 'lounge']","['vip', 'lounge', 'last', 'week', 'en', 'route', 'seattle', 'whilst', 'lounge', 'noticed', 'bill', 'gate', 'sitting', 'chesterfield', 'enjoying', 'cognac', 'meeting', 'important', 'client', 'also', 'flying', 'seattle', 'running', 'bit', 'late', 'forward', 'type', 'guy', 'approached', 'gate', 'introduced', 'explained', 'conducting', 'important', 'business', 'would', 'appreciate', 'could', 'throw', 'quick', 'hello', 'chris', 'client', 'agreed', 'ten', 'minute', 'later', 'conversing', 'client', 'felt', 'tap', 'shoulder', 'bill', 'gate', 'turned', 'around', 'looked', 'said', 'hi', 'chris', 'happening', 'replied', 'fuck', 'gate', 'meeting', 'bill', 'gate', 'airport', 'lounge']",69
+"...""Well I'm your man"" I replied,""In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible""",4ucvkk,8640,"I went for a job interview today and the manager said,""We're looking for someone who is responsible""","['well', 'man', 'replied', 'last', 'job', 'whenever', 'anything', 'went', 'wrong', 'said', 'responsible']","['went', 'job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'said', 'looking', 'someone', 'responsible']","['well', 'man', 'replied', 'last', 'job', 'whenever', 'anything', 'went', 'wrong', 'said', 'responsible', 'went', 'job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'said', 'looking', 'someone', 'responsible']",20
+I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber,496u0p,8637,My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs..,"['customer', 'year', 'idea', 'barber']","['neighborhood', 'barber', 'got', 'arrested', 'selling', 'drug']","['customer', 'year', 'idea', 'barber', 'neighborhood', 'barber', 'got', 'arrested', 'selling', 'drug']",10
+"She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, ""Does anyone know what this is?""
+
+And little Johnny says, ""Yes, my dad has 2 of them!""
+
+And the teacher says, ""Are you sure about that?""
+
+And little Johnny says, ""Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth.""
+",3mtyfk,8635,A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class...,"['start', 'drawing', 'penis', 'chalk', 'board', 'asks', 'class', 'anyone', 'know', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'yes', 'dad', 'teacher', 'say', 'sure', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'yes', 'us', 'small', 'skinny', 'one', 'go', 'bathroom', 'big', 'long', 'one', 'brush', 'babysitter', 'teeth']","['grade', 'teacher', 'decides', 'teach', 'sex', 'ed', 'class']","['start', 'drawing', 'penis', 'chalk', 'board', 'asks', 'class', 'anyone', 'know', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'yes', 'dad', 'teacher', 'say', 'sure', 'little', 'johnny', 'say', 'yes', 'us', 'small', 'skinny', 'one', 'go', 'bathroom', 'big', 'long', 'one', 'brush', 'babysitter', 'teeth', 'grade', 'teacher', 'decides', 'teach', 'sex', 'ed', 'class']",40
+...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.,3t5z8o,8624,With all the negativity in the world today...,"['least', 'charlie', 'sheen', 'staying', 'positive']","['negativity', 'world', 'today']","['least', 'charlie', 'sheen', 'staying', 'positive', 'negativity', 'world', 'today']",8
+"And says to the Maitre'd ""Table for 26 please""
+
+Confused,  the Maitre'd does a quick head count,  and says ""But there are only 13 of you.""
+
+Jesus replies ""Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side""",3x8jqh,8623,Jesus walks into a restaurant...,"['say', 'maitre', 'table', 'please', 'confused', 'maitre', 'quick', 'head', 'count', 'say', 'jesus', 'reply', 'yes', 'going', 'sit', 'side']","['jesus', 'walk', 'restaurant']","['say', 'maitre', 'table', 'please', 'confused', 'maitre', 'quick', 'head', 'count', 'say', 'jesus', 'reply', 'yes', 'going', 'sit', 'side', 'jesus', 'walk', 'restaurant']",19
+I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.,43dwjg,8619,9 out of 10 Americans are stupid...,['glad'],"['american', 'stupid']","['glad', 'american', 'stupid']",3
+"A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. 
+When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+What are you doing?"" she exclaimed. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+The daughter replied, ""I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.""
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. 
+When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+""What are you doing?"" he exclaimed.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+The daughter replied, ""I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.""
+
+&nbsp;
+ 
+A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. 
+In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+""What are you doing?"" she exclaimed. 
+
+&nbsp;
+
+He replied............""Watching the game with my son-in-law.""",406q64,8589,Daughter's vibrator,"['mother', 'walking', 'hall', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'coming', 'daughter', 'bedroom', 'opened', 'door', 'found', 'daughter', 'naked', 'bed', 'vibrator', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'daughter', 'replied', 'still', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'closest', 'ever', 'get', 'husband', 'nbsp', 'later', 'week', 'father', 'kitchen', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'coming', 'basement', 'went', 'downstairs', 'found', 'daughter', 'naked', 'sofa', 'vibrator', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'daughter', 'replied', 'still', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'closest', 'ever', 'get', 'husband', 'nbsp', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'mother', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'time', 'living', 'room', 'found', 'husband', 'watching', 'super', 'bowl', 'television', 'vibrator', 'buzzing', 'away', 'beside', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'replied', 'watching', 'game']","['daughter', 'vibrator']","['mother', 'walking', 'hall', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'coming', 'daughter', 'bedroom', 'opened', 'door', 'found', 'daughter', 'naked', 'bed', 'vibrator', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'daughter', 'replied', 'still', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'closest', 'ever', 'get', 'husband', 'nbsp', 'later', 'week', 'father', 'kitchen', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'coming', 'basement', 'went', 'downstairs', 'found', 'daughter', 'naked', 'sofa', 'vibrator', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'daughter', 'replied', 'still', 'living', 'home', 'parent', 'closest', 'ever', 'get', 'husband', 'nbsp', 'couple', 'day', 'later', 'mother', 'heard', 'humming', 'sound', 'time', 'living', 'room', 'found', 'husband', 'watching', 'super', 'bowl', 'television', 'vibrator', 'buzzing', 'away', 'beside', 'nbsp', 'exclaimed', 'nbsp', 'replied', 'watching', 'game', 'daughter', 'vibrator']",88
+You could say they are going toupée for it. ,3khkw1,8588,America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president.,"['could', 'say', 'going', 'toupée']","['america', 'going', 'suffer', 'donald', 'trump', 'becomes', 'president']","['could', 'say', 'going', 'toupée', 'america', 'going', 'suffer', 'donald', 'trump', 'becomes', 'president']",11
+"When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said
+
+""NOTHING""",2u9n6x,8574,I got pulled over by a female cop...,"['rolled', 'window', 'ask', 'wrong', 'said', 'nothing']","['got', 'pulled', 'female', 'cop']","['rolled', 'window', 'ask', 'wrong', 'said', 'nothing', 'got', 'pulled', 'female', 'cop']",10
+"I wish I could post it in another subreddit
+
+Edit: Thanks for gold :D",3odlum,8567,Today a girl kissed me,"['wish', 'could', 'post', 'another', 'subreddit', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold']","['today', 'girl', 'kissed']","['wish', 'could', 'post', 'another', 'subreddit', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'today', 'girl', 'kissed']",11
+"One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. 
+
+As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
+
+Satan: ""Why so glum?""
+
+Guy: ""What do you think? I'm in hell!""
+
+Satan: ""Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?""
+
+Guy: ""Sure, I love to drink.""
+
+Satan: ""Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.""
+
+Guy: ""Gee that sounds great!""
+
+Satan: ""You a smoker?""
+
+Guy: ""You better believe it!""
+
+Satan: ""All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?""
+
+Guy: ""Wow...that's awesome!""
+
+Satan: ""I bet you like to gamble.""
+
+Guy: ""Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.""
+
+Satan: ""Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.""
+
+Guy: ""Cool!""
+
+Satan: ""What about Drugs?""
+
+Guy: ""Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?""
+
+Satan: ""That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great bigbowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.""
+
+Guy: ""Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!""
+
+Satan: ""You gay?""
+
+Guy: ""No...""
+
+Satan: ""Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough...""",3bbsuh,8558,One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.,"['one', 'day', 'guy', 'dy', 'find', 'hell', 'wallowing', 'despair', 'first', 'meeting', 'devil', 'satan', 'glum', 'guy', 'think', 'hell', 'satan', 'hell', 'bad', 'actually', 'lot', 'fun', 'drinking', 'man', 'guy', 'sure', 'love', 'drink', 'satan', 'well', 'gon', 'na', 'love', 'monday', 'monday', 'drink', 'whiskey', 'tequila', 'guinness', 'wine', 'cooler', 'tab', 'fresca', 'drink', 'throw', 'drink', 'worry', 'getting', 'hangover', 'dead', 'anyway', 'guy', 'gee', 'sound', 'great', 'satan', 'smoker', 'guy', 'better', 'believe', 'satan', 'right', 'gon', 'na', 'love', 'tuesday', 'get', 'finest', 'cigar', 'world', 'smoke', 'lung', 'get', 'cancer', 'biggie', 'already', 'dead', 'remember', 'guy', 'wow', 'awesome', 'satan', 'bet', 'like', 'gamble', 'guy', 'yes', 'matter', 'fact', 'satan', 'good', 'wednesday', 'gamble', 'want', 'crap', 'blackjack', 'roulette', 'poker', 'slot', 'whatever', 'go', 'bankrupt', 'matter', 'dead', 'anyhow', 'guy', 'cool', 'satan', 'drug', 'guy', 'kidding', 'love', 'drug', 'mean', 'satan', 'right', 'thursday', 'drug', 'day', 'help', 'great', 'bigbowl', 'crack', 'smack', 'smoke', 'doobie', 'size', 'drug', 'want', 'dead', 'care', 'guy', 'wow', 'never', 'realized', 'hell', 'cool', 'place', 'satan', 'gay', 'guy', 'satan', 'ooooh', 'friday', 'gon', 'na', 'tough']","['one', 'day', 'guy', 'dy', 'find', 'hell']","['one', 'day', 'guy', 'dy', 'find', 'hell', 'wallowing', 'despair', 'first', 'meeting', 'devil', 'satan', 'glum', 'guy', 'think', 'hell', 'satan', 'hell', 'bad', 'actually', 'lot', 'fun', 'drinking', 'man', 'guy', 'sure', 'love', 'drink', 'satan', 'well', 'gon', 'na', 'love', 'monday', 'monday', 'drink', 'whiskey', 'tequila', 'guinness', 'wine', 'cooler', 'tab', 'fresca', 'drink', 'throw', 'drink', 'worry', 'getting', 'hangover', 'dead', 'anyway', 'guy', 'gee', 'sound', 'great', 'satan', 'smoker', 'guy', 'better', 'believe', 'satan', 'right', 'gon', 'na', 'love', 'tuesday', 'get', 'finest', 'cigar', 'world', 'smoke', 'lung', 'get', 'cancer', 'biggie', 'already', 'dead', 'remember', 'guy', 'wow', 'awesome', 'satan', 'bet', 'like', 'gamble', 'guy', 'yes', 'matter', 'fact', 'satan', 'good', 'wednesday', 'gamble', 'want', 'crap', 'blackjack', 'roulette', 'poker', 'slot', 'whatever', 'go', 'bankrupt', 'matter', 'dead', 'anyhow', 'guy', 'cool', 'satan', 'drug', 'guy', 'kidding', 'love', 'drug', 'mean', 'satan', 'right', 'thursday', 'drug', 'day', 'help', 'great', 'bigbowl', 'crack', 'smack', 'smoke', 'doobie', 'size', 'drug', 'want', 'dead', 'care', 'guy', 'wow', 'never', 'realized', 'hell', 'cool', 'place', 'satan', 'gay', 'guy', 'satan', 'ooooh', 'friday', 'gon', 'na', 'tough', 'one', 'day', 'guy', 'dy', 'find', 'hell']",153
+The Spanish Inquisition.,476u7p,8558,Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?,"['spanish', 'inquisition']","['wear', 'red', 'suit', 'know', 'naughty', 'nice']","['spanish', 'inquisition', 'wear', 'red', 'suit', 'know', 'naughty', 'nice']",8
+In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture,4gtli4,8556,What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk?,"['year', 'milk', 'developed', 'culture']","['difference', 'america', 'bottle', 'milk']","['year', 'milk', 'developed', 'culture', 'difference', 'america', 'bottle', 'milk']",8
+They did unspeakable things to me,4e62ah,8556,I was raped by a group of mimes,"['unspeakable', 'thing']","['raped', 'group', 'mime']","['unspeakable', 'thing', 'raped', 'group', 'mime']",5
+"I hope.  
+
+
+
+Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on",4csixa,8547,Dads are like boomerangs....,"['hope', 'edit', 'guy', 'confused', 'wtf', 'going']","['dad', 'like', 'boomerang']","['hope', 'edit', 'guy', 'confused', 'wtf', 'going', 'dad', 'like', 'boomerang']",9
+"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.
+
+Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.",4s83lx,8540,Give a man a plane ticket...,"['give', 'man', 'plane', 'ticket', 'fly', 'day', 'push', 'man', 'plane', 'fly', 'rest', 'life']","['give', 'man', 'plane', 'ticket']","['give', 'man', 'plane', 'ticket', 'fly', 'day', 'push', 'man', 'plane', 'fly', 'rest', 'life', 'give', 'man', 'plane', 'ticket']",16
+"He said, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" 
+
+""I was trying to keep up with traffic,"" he replied.
+
+He said, ""There is no traffic."" 
+
+And the guy answered, ""That's how far behind I am.""
+
+",3i1p09,8538,A cop stopped a guy for speeding...,"['said', 'know', 'fast', 'going', 'trying', 'keep', 'traffic', 'replied', 'said', 'traffic', 'guy', 'answered', 'far', 'behind']","['cop', 'stopped', 'guy', 'speeding']","['said', 'know', 'fast', 'going', 'trying', 'keep', 'traffic', 'replied', 'said', 'traffic', 'guy', 'answered', 'far', 'behind', 'cop', 'stopped', 'guy', 'speeding']",18
+You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.,2lkg6d,8519,What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?,"['drop', 'bomb', 'twice', 'get']","['hardest', 'part', 'breaking', 'japanese', 'girlfriend']","['drop', 'bomb', 'twice', 'get', 'hardest', 'part', 'breaking', 'japanese', 'girlfriend']",9
+So far she's getting a McChicken.,3gd05n,8514,"My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present.","['far', 'getting', 'mcchicken']","['wife', 'know', 'put', 'dollar', 'envelope', 'every', 'time', 'sex', 'spending', 'christmas', 'present']","['far', 'getting', 'mcchicken', 'wife', 'know', 'put', 'dollar', 'envelope', 'every', 'time', 'sex', 'spending', 'christmas', 'present']",14
+" Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Muslims had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Muslim community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Muslim community. If the Muslims won, they could stay in Italy; and if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.
+
+The Muslim people met and picked an aged and wise Mufti to represent them in the debate. However, as the Mufti didn't speak Italian, and the Pope didn't speak Arabic, they agreed that it would be a ""silent"" debate.
+
+On the chosen day the Pope and Mufti sat opposite each other. The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The Mufti looked back and raised one finger. Next, the Pope waved his fingers around his head. The Mufti pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. The Mufti pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Moulana was too clever. The Muslims could stay in Italy.
+
+Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened. The Pope said, ""First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God! Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He beat me at every move and I could not continue!""
+
+Meanwhile, the Muslim community gathered to ask the Mufti how he'd won. ""I haven't a clue,"" the Mufti said. ""First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him as they call it 'the finger.' Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Muslims and I told him that we were staying right here!"" ""And then what?"" asked a woman. ""Who knows?"" said the Mufti. ""He took out his lunch so I took out mine.""
+
+Edit: First time I heard this joke was around a year ago, but I had never heard the Jewish one until shortly after. So yeah, I'm well aware it's a repost, but, obviously by the votes, not that many people heard it the first time around (or second, third...fifth...twenty-second...etc.) so thank you, but it has already been pointed out.",5stcw6,8506,The Muslim Ban,"['several', 'century', 'ago', 'pope', 'decreed', 'muslim', 'convert', 'catholicism', 'leave', 'italy', 'huge', 'outcry', 'muslim', 'community', 'pope', 'offered', 'deal', 'religious', 'debate', 'leader', 'muslim', 'community', 'muslim', 'could', 'stay', 'italy', 'pope', 'convert', 'leave', 'muslim', 'people', 'met', 'picked', 'aged', 'wise', 'mufti', 'represent', 'debate', 'however', 'mufti', 'speak', 'italian', 'pope', 'speak', 'arabic', 'agreed', 'would', 'silent', 'debate', 'chosen', 'day', 'pope', 'mufti', 'sat', 'opposite', 'pope', 'raised', 'hand', 'showed', 'three', 'finger', 'mufti', 'looked', 'back', 'raised', 'one', 'finger', 'next', 'pope', 'waved', 'finger', 'around', 'head', 'mufti', 'pointed', 'ground', 'sat', 'pope', 'brought', 'communion', 'wafer', 'chalice', 'wine', 'mufti', 'pulled', 'apple', 'pope', 'stood', 'declared', 'beaten', 'said', 'moulana', 'clever', 'muslim', 'could', 'stay', 'italy', 'later', 'cardinal', 'met', 'pope', 'asked', 'happened', 'pope', 'said', 'first', 'held', 'three', 'finger', 'represent', 'trinity', 'responded', 'holding', 'single', 'finger', 'remind', 'still', 'one', 'god', 'waved', 'finger', 'around', 'head', 'show', 'god', 'around', 'u', 'responded', 'pointing', 'ground', 'show', 'god', 'also', 'right', 'u', 'pulled', 'wine', 'wafer', 'show', 'god', 'absolves', 'u', 'sin', 'pulled', 'apple', 'remind', 'original', 'sin', 'beat', 'every', 'move', 'could', 'continue', 'meanwhile', 'muslim', 'community', 'gathered', 'ask', 'mufti', 'clue', 'mufti', 'said', 'first', 'told', 'three', 'day', 'get', 'italy', 'gave', 'call', 'finger', 'tell', 'whole', 'country', 'would', 'cleared', 'muslim', 'told', 'staying', 'right', 'asked', 'woman', 'know', 'said', 'mufti', 'took', 'lunch', 'took', 'mine', 'edit', 'first', 'time', 'heard', 'joke', 'around', 'year', 'ago', 'never', 'heard', 'jewish', 'one', 'shortly', 'yeah', 'well', 'aware', 'repost', 'obviously', 'vote', 'many', 'people', 'heard', 'first', 'time', 'around', 'second', 'third', 'fifth', 'etc', 'thank', 'already', 'pointed']","['muslim', 'ban']","['several', 'century', 'ago', 'pope', 'decreed', 'muslim', 'convert', 'catholicism', 'leave', 'italy', 'huge', 'outcry', 'muslim', 'community', 'pope', 'offered', 'deal', 'religious', 'debate', 'leader', 'muslim', 'community', 'muslim', 'could', 'stay', 'italy', 'pope', 'convert', 'leave', 'muslim', 'people', 'met', 'picked', 'aged', 'wise', 'mufti', 'represent', 'debate', 'however', 'mufti', 'speak', 'italian', 'pope', 'speak', 'arabic', 'agreed', 'would', 'silent', 'debate', 'chosen', 'day', 'pope', 'mufti', 'sat', 'opposite', 'pope', 'raised', 'hand', 'showed', 'three', 'finger', 'mufti', 'looked', 'back', 'raised', 'one', 'finger', 'next', 'pope', 'waved', 'finger', 'around', 'head', 'mufti', 'pointed', 'ground', 'sat', 'pope', 'brought', 'communion', 'wafer', 'chalice', 'wine', 'mufti', 'pulled', 'apple', 'pope', 'stood', 'declared', 'beaten', 'said', 'moulana', 'clever', 'muslim', 'could', 'stay', 'italy', 'later', 'cardinal', 'met', 'pope', 'asked', 'happened', 'pope', 'said', 'first', 'held', 'three', 'finger', 'represent', 'trinity', 'responded', 'holding', 'single', 'finger', 'remind', 'still', 'one', 'god', 'waved', 'finger', 'around', 'head', 'show', 'god', 'around', 'u', 'responded', 'pointing', 'ground', 'show', 'god', 'also', 'right', 'u', 'pulled', 'wine', 'wafer', 'show', 'god', 'absolves', 'u', 'sin', 'pulled', 'apple', 'remind', 'original', 'sin', 'beat', 'every', 'move', 'could', 'continue', 'meanwhile', 'muslim', 'community', 'gathered', 'ask', 'mufti', 'clue', 'mufti', 'said', 'first', 'told', 'three', 'day', 'get', 'italy', 'gave', 'call', 'finger', 'tell', 'whole', 'country', 'would', 'cleared', 'muslim', 'told', 'staying', 'right', 'asked', 'woman', 'know', 'said', 'mufti', 'took', 'lunch', 'took', 'mine', 'edit', 'first', 'time', 'heard', 'joke', 'around', 'year', 'ago', 'never', 'heard', 'jewish', 'one', 'shortly', 'yeah', 'well', 'aware', 'repost', 'obviously', 'vote', 'many', 'people', 'heard', 'first', 'time', 'around', 'second', 'third', 'fifth', 'etc', 'thank', 'already', 'pointed', 'muslim', 'ban']",223
+"Two nurses are giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath. They notice that when they get near her private areas that she starts to get a little stimulated. The theorize that oral sex will bring her out the coma. They go out into the lobby and tell her husband their theory. The husband is a little aprehensive about it at first, but he agrees to do it. The nurses leave the man with his wife and give him some privacy. They come back about 10 minutes later and the woman is dead! ""What happened?"" asks one of the nurses. The man replies, ""I dont know...I think she choked.""",3b6lq7,8497,Woman in a coma,"['two', 'nurse', 'giving', 'woman', 'coma', 'sponge', 'bath', 'notice', 'get', 'near', 'private', 'area', 'start', 'get', 'little', 'stimulated', 'theorize', 'oral', 'sex', 'bring', 'coma', 'go', 'lobby', 'tell', 'husband', 'theory', 'husband', 'little', 'aprehensive', 'first', 'agrees', 'nurse', 'leave', 'man', 'wife', 'give', 'privacy', 'come', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'woman', 'dead', 'happened', 'asks', 'one', 'nurse', 'man', 'reply', 'dont', 'know', 'think', 'choked']","['woman', 'coma']","['two', 'nurse', 'giving', 'woman', 'coma', 'sponge', 'bath', 'notice', 'get', 'near', 'private', 'area', 'start', 'get', 'little', 'stimulated', 'theorize', 'oral', 'sex', 'bring', 'coma', 'go', 'lobby', 'tell', 'husband', 'theory', 'husband', 'little', 'aprehensive', 'first', 'agrees', 'nurse', 'leave', 'man', 'wife', 'give', 'privacy', 'come', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'woman', 'dead', 'happened', 'asks', 'one', 'nurse', 'man', 'reply', 'dont', 'know', 'think', 'choked', 'woman', 'coma']",55
+"""It's not my fault,"" I said, ""every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.""
+
+""Do you really expect me to believe that?"" he laughed.
+
+I said, ""I can prove it to you if you want me to.""
+
+""Go on then."" he smiled, handing me the bag.
+
+After flushing them down toilet, he looked at me with a grin and said, ""Well, show me your pocket then!""
+
+""What for?"" I asked.
+
+He said, ""The drugs.""
+
+I said, ""What drugs?""",3ceost,8491,A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.,"['fault', 'said', 'every', 'time', 'try', 'flushing', 'toilet', 'magically', 'appear', 'back', 'pocket', 'really', 'expect', 'believe', 'laughed', 'said', 'prove', 'want', 'go', 'smiled', 'handing', 'bag', 'flushing', 'toilet', 'looked', 'grin', 'said', 'well', 'show', 'pocket', 'asked', 'said', 'drug', 'said', 'drug']","['policeman', 'searched', 'nightclub', 'toilet', 'last', 'night', 'found', 'small', 'bag', 'class', 'drug']","['fault', 'said', 'every', 'time', 'try', 'flushing', 'toilet', 'magically', 'appear', 'back', 'pocket', 'really', 'expect', 'believe', 'laughed', 'said', 'prove', 'want', 'go', 'smiled', 'handing', 'bag', 'flushing', 'toilet', 'looked', 'grin', 'said', 'well', 'show', 'pocket', 'asked', 'said', 'drug', 'said', 'drug', 'policeman', 'searched', 'nightclub', 'toilet', 'last', 'night', 'found', 'small', 'bag', 'class', 'drug']",46
+I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B,4ms3jo,8470,I've decided to marry a pencil,"['ca', 'wait', 'introduce', 'parent', 'bride']","['decided', 'marry', 'pencil']","['ca', 'wait', 'introduce', 'parent', 'bride', 'decided', 'marry', 'pencil']",8
+"""Really?"" she said, ""Go on then...try."" After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded ""Come on, what day was I born?""
+“Yesterday."" I replied.",32pgee,8463,I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...,"['really', 'said', 'go', 'try', 'thirty', 'second', 'fondling', 'lost', 'patience', 'demanded', 'come', 'day', 'born', 'yesterday', 'replied']","['told', 'girl', 'pub', 'ability', 'guess', 'day', 'woman', 'born', 'feeling', 'boob']","['really', 'said', 'go', 'try', 'thirty', 'second', 'fondling', 'lost', 'patience', 'demanded', 'come', 'day', 'born', 'yesterday', 'replied', 'told', 'girl', 'pub', 'ability', 'guess', 'day', 'woman', 'born', 'feeling', 'boob']",25
+"He's an ""alternative romantic.""",5qh9f7,8458,Donald Trump is not a rapist.,"['alternative', 'romantic']","['donald', 'trump', 'rapist']","['alternative', 'romantic', 'donald', 'trump', 'rapist']",5
+"I haven't had to buy dog food in a long, long time.",50pqw1,8444,The best part about being an abortionist..? [NSFW],"['buy', 'dog', 'food', 'long', 'long', 'time']","['best', 'part', 'abortionist', 'nsfw']","['buy', 'dog', 'food', 'long', 'long', 'time', 'best', 'part', 'abortionist', 'nsfw']",10
+"A young boy says to his father ""Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.""
+
+""What happened?"" The father asks.
+
+""Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I asked 'what's the fucking difference?' ""
+
+""Indeed, what is the difference?"" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
+
+The next day, the boy comes home from school ""Dad, have you gone by the school?"" He asks.
+
+""Not yet.""
+
+""Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.""
+
+""Why?"" asks the father.
+
+The boy explains, ""Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!?'""
+
+""Exactly,"" says the father. ""Alright, I'll come.""
+
+The next day, the boy asks his father ""Did you go to the school?""
+
+""No, not yet.""
+
+""Don't bother, I got expelled.""
+
+Surprised, the father asks ""Why did you get expelled?""
+
+""Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.""
+
+""The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?"" asks the father.
+
+""That's what I said"" replied the boy.
+
+**edit** : formatting with the help of Hotfries456
+
+**edit 2** : Gold? Thanks! Btw, it's really interesting to read your comments guys
+
+**3rd and last edit** : [One more](http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2e9hb9/another_russian_joke_i_love/) :)",2e6ctg,8442,"I've translated a popular Russian joke to English , wanna hear you reaction ))","['young', 'boy', 'say', 'father', 'dad', 'math', 'teacher', 'asking', 'see', 'happened', 'father', 'asks', 'well', 'asks', 'much', 'answer', 'asks', 'asked', 'fucking', 'difference', 'indeed', 'difference', 'asks', 'father', 'sure', 'go', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'home', 'school', 'dad', 'gone', 'school', 'asks', 'yet', 'well', 'come', 'see', 'gym', 'teacher', 'also', 'asks', 'father', 'boy', 'explains', 'well', 'gym', 'class', 'today', 'asked', 'raise', 'left', 'arm', 'right', 'arm', 'also', 'raised', 'asked', 'lift', 'right', 'leg', 'say', 'left', 'leg', 'asked', 'suppose', 'stand', 'cock', 'exactly', 'say', 'father', 'alright', 'come', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'asks', 'father', 'go', 'school', 'yet', 'bother', 'got', 'expelled', 'surprised', 'father', 'asks', 'get', 'expelled', 'well', 'summoned', 'principal', 'office', 'sitting', 'math', 'teacher', 'gym', 'teacher', 'art', 'teacher', 'fuck', 'art', 'teacher', 'asks', 'father', 'said', 'replied', 'boy', 'edit', 'formatting', 'help', 'edit', 'gold', 'thanks', 'btw', 'really', 'interesting', 'read', 'comment', 'guy', 'last', 'edit', 'one', 'http']","['translated', 'popular', 'russian', 'joke', 'english', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'reaction']","['young', 'boy', 'say', 'father', 'dad', 'math', 'teacher', 'asking', 'see', 'happened', 'father', 'asks', 'well', 'asks', 'much', 'answer', 'asks', 'asked', 'fucking', 'difference', 'indeed', 'difference', 'asks', 'father', 'sure', 'go', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'come', 'home', 'school', 'dad', 'gone', 'school', 'asks', 'yet', 'well', 'come', 'see', 'gym', 'teacher', 'also', 'asks', 'father', 'boy', 'explains', 'well', 'gym', 'class', 'today', 'asked', 'raise', 'left', 'arm', 'right', 'arm', 'also', 'raised', 'asked', 'lift', 'right', 'leg', 'say', 'left', 'leg', 'asked', 'suppose', 'stand', 'cock', 'exactly', 'say', 'father', 'alright', 'come', 'next', 'day', 'boy', 'asks', 'father', 'go', 'school', 'yet', 'bother', 'got', 'expelled', 'surprised', 'father', 'asks', 'get', 'expelled', 'well', 'summoned', 'principal', 'office', 'sitting', 'math', 'teacher', 'gym', 'teacher', 'art', 'teacher', 'fuck', 'art', 'teacher', 'asks', 'father', 'said', 'replied', 'boy', 'edit', 'formatting', 'help', 'edit', 'gold', 'thanks', 'btw', 'really', 'interesting', 'read', 'comment', 'guy', 'last', 'edit', 'one', 'http', 'translated', 'popular', 'russian', 'joke', 'english', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'reaction']",135
+"I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.""",36jip0,8438,"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?""","['said', 'course', 'would', 'miss', 'still', 'love']","['wife', 'said', 'lottery', 'would', 'still', 'love']","['said', 'course', 'would', 'miss', 'still', 'love', 'wife', 'said', 'lottery', 'would', 'still', 'love']",12
+"If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.",4o6qvd,8419,You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles.,"['shoulder', 'probably', 'like']","['tell', 'lot', 'woman', 'ankle']","['shoulder', 'probably', 'like', 'tell', 'lot', 'woman', 'ankle']",7
+"The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ""Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."" The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. ""Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."" The doctor was shocked! ""You asked your neighbor?"" The old man replied, ""Yep, none of us could get the jar open.",3due8g,8413,An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam,"['doctor', 'gave', 'man', 'jar', 'said', 'take', 'jar', 'home', 'bring', 'back', 'semen', 'sample', 'tomorrow', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'reappeared', 'doctor', 'office', 'gave', 'jar', 'clean', 'empty', 'previous', 'day', 'doctor', 'asked', 'happened', 'man', 'explained', 'well', 'doc', 'like', 'first', 'tried', 'right', 'hand', 'nothing', 'tried', 'left', 'hand', 'still', 'nothing', 'asked', 'wife', 'help', 'tried', 'right', 'hand', 'left', 'still', 'nothing', 'tried', 'mouth', 'first', 'teeth', 'teeth', 'still', 'nothing', 'even', 'called', 'arleen', 'lady', 'next', 'door', 'tried', 'first', 'hand', 'armpit', 'even', 'tried', 'squeezin', 'knee', 'still', 'nothing', 'doctor', 'shocked', 'asked', 'neighbor', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'yep', 'none', 'u', 'could', 'get', 'jar', 'open']","['man', 'take', 'sperm', 'count', 'physical', 'exam']","['doctor', 'gave', 'man', 'jar', 'said', 'take', 'jar', 'home', 'bring', 'back', 'semen', 'sample', 'tomorrow', 'next', 'day', 'man', 'reappeared', 'doctor', 'office', 'gave', 'jar', 'clean', 'empty', 'previous', 'day', 'doctor', 'asked', 'happened', 'man', 'explained', 'well', 'doc', 'like', 'first', 'tried', 'right', 'hand', 'nothing', 'tried', 'left', 'hand', 'still', 'nothing', 'asked', 'wife', 'help', 'tried', 'right', 'hand', 'left', 'still', 'nothing', 'tried', 'mouth', 'first', 'teeth', 'teeth', 'still', 'nothing', 'even', 'called', 'arleen', 'lady', 'next', 'door', 'tried', 'first', 'hand', 'armpit', 'even', 'tried', 'squeezin', 'knee', 'still', 'nothing', 'doctor', 'shocked', 'asked', 'neighbor', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'yep', 'none', 'u', 'could', 'get', 'jar', 'open', 'man', 'take', 'sperm', 'count', 'physical', 'exam']",95
+Juan by Juan.,3icqz1,8400,How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?,"['juan', 'juan']","['donald', 'trump', 'going', 'get', 'rid', 'mexican']","['juan', 'juan', 'donald', 'trump', 'going', 'get', 'rid', 'mexican']",8
+All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish,3parv4,8391,Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew?,"['one', 'met']","['ever', 'met', 'full', 'blooded', 'jew']","['one', 'met', 'ever', 'met', 'full', 'blooded', 'jew']",7
+than the men who mention it,41ebua,8385,New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer,"['men', 'mention']","['new', 'study', 'reveals', 'woman', 'slightly', 'overweight', 'live', 'longer']","['men', 'mention', 'new', 'study', 'reveals', 'woman', 'slightly', 'overweight', 'live', 'longer']",10
+They said thank you. I said don't mention it.,3ys0xp,8373,I bought my friend an elephant for their room.,"['said', 'thank', 'said', 'mention']","['bought', 'friend', 'elephant', 'room']","['said', 'thank', 'said', 'mention', 'bought', 'friend', 'elephant', 'room']",8
+"Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
+
+Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”
+
+The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.”
+
+The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”
+
+Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”
+
+“What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.
+
+“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.” ",2jf8ke,8308,Stanley...,"['stanley', 'died', 'fire', 'body', 'burned', 'badly', 'morgue', 'needed', 'someone', 'identify', 'body', 'sent', 'two', 'best', 'deer', 'hunting', 'friend', 'cooter', 'gomer', 'three', 'men', 'always', 'hunted', 'fished', 'together', 'long', 'time', 'member', 'hunting', 'camp', 'cooter', 'arrived', 'first', 'mortician', 'pulled', 'back', 'sheet', 'cooter', 'said', 'yup', 'face', 'burned', 'pretty', 'bad', 'better', 'roll', 'mortician', 'rolled', 'cooter', 'said', 'nope', 'ai', 'stanley', 'mortician', 'thought', 'rather', 'strange', 'brought', 'gomer', 'confirm', 'identity', 'body', 'gomer', 'looked', 'body', 'said', 'yup', 'pretty', 'well', 'burnt', 'roll', 'mortician', 'rolled', 'gomer', 'said', 'ai', 'mortician', 'asked', 'tell', 'gomer', 'said', 'well', 'stanley', 'two', 'two', 'asked', 'mortician', 'yup', 'never', 'seen', 'everybody', 'used', 'say', 'stanley', 'two']",['stanley'],"['stanley', 'died', 'fire', 'body', 'burned', 'badly', 'morgue', 'needed', 'someone', 'identify', 'body', 'sent', 'two', 'best', 'deer', 'hunting', 'friend', 'cooter', 'gomer', 'three', 'men', 'always', 'hunted', 'fished', 'together', 'long', 'time', 'member', 'hunting', 'camp', 'cooter', 'arrived', 'first', 'mortician', 'pulled', 'back', 'sheet', 'cooter', 'said', 'yup', 'face', 'burned', 'pretty', 'bad', 'better', 'roll', 'mortician', 'rolled', 'cooter', 'said', 'nope', 'ai', 'stanley', 'mortician', 'thought', 'rather', 'strange', 'brought', 'gomer', 'confirm', 'identity', 'body', 'gomer', 'looked', 'body', 'said', 'yup', 'pretty', 'well', 'burnt', 'roll', 'mortician', 'rolled', 'gomer', 'said', 'ai', 'mortician', 'asked', 'tell', 'gomer', 'said', 'well', 'stanley', 'two', 'two', 'asked', 'mortician', 'yup', 'never', 'seen', 'everybody', 'used', 'say', 'stanley', 'two', 'stanley']",96
+"his Porsche for the night. Her dad says:""no"", but she begs and begs and he comes up with a solution. He says: ""Tell you what, you give me a blow job and the car is yours for the night"". She is taken aback but finally decides that she will look so cool and her friends will be so envious and agrees. She unzips his pants and puts his cock in her mouth, then immediately stops and starts gagging. ""Dad your cock tastes like shit"", she says. Then the dad snaps his fingers in realization and says: ""That's right, your brother has the car"".",4cg94a,8305,A teenage girl goes to her dad and asks if she can borrow,"['porsche', 'night', 'dad', 'say', 'begs', 'begs', 'come', 'solution', 'say', 'tell', 'give', 'blow', 'job', 'car', 'night', 'taken', 'aback', 'finally', 'decides', 'look', 'cool', 'friend', 'envious', 'agrees', 'unzips', 'pant', 'put', 'cock', 'mouth', 'immediately', 'stop', 'start', 'gagging', 'dad', 'cock', 'taste', 'like', 'shit', 'say', 'dad', 'snap', 'finger', 'realization', 'say', 'right', 'brother', 'car']","['teenage', 'girl', 'go', 'dad', 'asks', 'borrow']","['porsche', 'night', 'dad', 'say', 'begs', 'begs', 'come', 'solution', 'say', 'tell', 'give', 'blow', 'job', 'car', 'night', 'taken', 'aback', 'finally', 'decides', 'look', 'cool', 'friend', 'envious', 'agrees', 'unzips', 'pant', 'put', 'cock', 'mouth', 'immediately', 'stop', 'start', 'gagging', 'dad', 'cock', 'taste', 'like', 'shit', 'say', 'dad', 'snap', 'finger', 'realization', 'say', 'right', 'brother', 'car', 'teenage', 'girl', 'go', 'dad', 'asks', 'borrow']",53
+I lost my case.,3rhi7f,8295,I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.,"['lost', 'case']","['tried', 'sue', 'airport', 'misplacing', 'luggage']","['lost', 'case', 'tried', 'sue', 'airport', 'misplacing', 'luggage']",7
+"By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
+
+EDIT: Rip inbox 
+
+EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!",51rwp3,8289,How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?,"['holding', 'bulb', 'socket', 'waiting', 'world', 'revolve', 'around', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold']","['feminist', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['holding', 'bulb', 'socket', 'waiting', 'world', 'revolve', 'around', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox', 'edit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'feminist', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",16
+"It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.",31bkc6,8282,What did the egg say to the boiling water?,"['gon', 'na', 'take', 'little', 'get', 'hard', 'got', 'laid', 'chick']","['egg', 'say', 'boiling', 'water']","['gon', 'na', 'take', 'little', 'get', 'hard', 'got', 'laid', 'chick', 'egg', 'say', 'boiling', 'water']",13
+"Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say,
+
+'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
+
+Edna always replied,
+
+'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
+
+One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
+
+'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
+
+To this, Edna replied,
+
+""Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
+
+The pilot overheard the couple and said,
+
+'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
+
+Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
+
+The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word...
+
+When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
+
+'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
+
+
+Buddy replied,
+
+
+'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
+
+EDIT1: I made it to the front page and my Karma has been destroyed :)
+
+EDIT2: You guys can click on my post history and downvote all of my comments for a more efficient way to get back at me, I wanna see if I can get my Karma to 0. Thanks in advance",2yehpl,8265,Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!,"['buddy', 'wife', 'edna', 'went', 'state', 'fair', 'every', 'year', 'every', 'year', 'buddy', 'would', 'say', 'like', 'ride', 'edna', 'always', 'replied', 'know', 'buddy', 'helicopter', 'ride', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'one', 'year', 'buddy', 'edna', 'went', 'fair', 'buddy', 'said', 'year', 'old', 'ride', 'helicopter', 'might', 'never', 'get', 'another', 'edna', 'replied', 'buddy', 'helicopter', 'ride', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'pilot', 'overheard', 'couple', 'said', 'make', 'deal', 'take', 'ride', 'stay', 'quiet', 'entire', 'ride', 'say', 'word', 'wo', 'charge', 'penny', 'say', 'one', 'word', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'buddy', 'edna', 'agreed', 'went', 'pilot', 'kind', 'fancy', 'manoeuvre', 'word', 'heard', 'daredevil', 'trick', 'still', 'word', 'landed', 'pilot', 'turned', 'buddy', 'said', 'golly', 'everything', 'could', 'get', 'yell', 'impressed', 'buddy', 'replied', 'tell', 'truth', 'almost', 'said', 'something', 'edna', 'fell', 'know', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'made', 'front', 'page', 'karma', 'destroyed', 'guy', 'click', 'post', 'history', 'downvote', 'comment', 'efficient', 'way', 'get', 'back', 'wan', 'na', 'see', 'get', 'karma', 'thanks', 'advance']","['fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck']","['buddy', 'wife', 'edna', 'went', 'state', 'fair', 'every', 'year', 'every', 'year', 'buddy', 'would', 'say', 'like', 'ride', 'edna', 'always', 'replied', 'know', 'buddy', 'helicopter', 'ride', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'one', 'year', 'buddy', 'edna', 'went', 'fair', 'buddy', 'said', 'year', 'old', 'ride', 'helicopter', 'might', 'never', 'get', 'another', 'edna', 'replied', 'buddy', 'helicopter', 'ride', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'pilot', 'overheard', 'couple', 'said', 'make', 'deal', 'take', 'ride', 'stay', 'quiet', 'entire', 'ride', 'say', 'word', 'wo', 'charge', 'penny', 'say', 'one', 'word', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'buddy', 'edna', 'agreed', 'went', 'pilot', 'kind', 'fancy', 'manoeuvre', 'word', 'heard', 'daredevil', 'trick', 'still', 'word', 'landed', 'pilot', 'turned', 'buddy', 'said', 'golly', 'everything', 'could', 'get', 'yell', 'impressed', 'buddy', 'replied', 'tell', 'truth', 'almost', 'said', 'something', 'edna', 'fell', 'know', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck', 'made', 'front', 'page', 'karma', 'destroyed', 'guy', 'click', 'post', 'history', 'downvote', 'comment', 'efficient', 'way', 'get', 'back', 'wan', 'na', 'see', 'get', 'karma', 'thanks', 'advance', 'fifty', 'buck', 'fifty', 'buck']",140
+"As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
+
+I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
+
+""I really need a new fucking boat,"" I thought to myself.
+",3c8pzv,8259,Wordplay is fun.,"['slipped', 'finger', 'slowly', 'inside', 'hole', 'could', 'immediately', 'feel', 'getting', 'wetter', 'wetter', 'took', 'finger', 'back', 'within', 'second', 'going', 'really', 'need', 'new', 'fucking', 'boat', 'thought']","['wordplay', 'fun']","['slipped', 'finger', 'slowly', 'inside', 'hole', 'could', 'immediately', 'feel', 'getting', 'wetter', 'wetter', 'took', 'finger', 'back', 'within', 'second', 'going', 'really', 'need', 'new', 'fucking', 'boat', 'thought', 'wordplay', 'fun']",25
+"One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house.  Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.  ""Where have you been?"" demanded his wife when he entered the house. ""Darling,"" replied the man, ""I can't lie to you.  I've been having an affair with my secretary.  I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."" The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, ""You liar! You've been playing golf!""",2wzprf,8253,A married man was having an affair with his secretary,"['one', 'day', 'passion', 'overcame', 'took', 'house', 'exhausted', 'afternoon', 'activity', 'fell', 'asleep', 'awoke', 'around', 'man', 'threw', 'clothes', 'told', 'woman', 'take', 'shoe', 'outside', 'rub', 'grass', 'dirt', 'mystified', 'nonetheless', 'complied', 'slipped', 'shoe', 'drove', 'home', 'demanded', 'wife', 'entered', 'house', 'darling', 'replied', 'man', 'ca', 'lie', 'affair', 'secretary', 'fell', 'asleep', 'bed', 'wake', 'eight', 'wife', 'glanced', 'shoe', 'said', 'liar', 'playing', 'golf']","['married', 'man', 'affair', 'secretary']","['one', 'day', 'passion', 'overcame', 'took', 'house', 'exhausted', 'afternoon', 'activity', 'fell', 'asleep', 'awoke', 'around', 'man', 'threw', 'clothes', 'told', 'woman', 'take', 'shoe', 'outside', 'rub', 'grass', 'dirt', 'mystified', 'nonetheless', 'complied', 'slipped', 'shoe', 'drove', 'home', 'demanded', 'wife', 'entered', 'house', 'darling', 'replied', 'man', 'ca', 'lie', 'affair', 'secretary', 'fell', 'asleep', 'bed', 'wake', 'eight', 'wife', 'glanced', 'shoe', 'said', 'liar', 'playing', 'golf', 'married', 'man', 'affair', 'secretary']",58
+Who says they can't integrate into American culture?,4o32lp,8242,A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting…,"['say', 'ca', 'integrate', 'american', 'culture']","['muslim', 'guy', 'killed', 'people', 'mass']","['say', 'ca', 'integrate', 'american', 'culture', 'muslim', 'guy', 'killed', 'people', 'mass']",10
+"1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
+
+
+
+----
+
+Edit: I think I may be missing a version, but looking through the comments it seems no one else knows what it is either. I'll have to google it.",38u98f,8239,"Hi. My name is Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten:","['nt', 'xp', 'vista', 'edit', 'think', 'may', 'missing', 'version', 'looking', 'comment', 'seems', 'one', 'else', 'know', 'either', 'google']","['hi', 'name', 'bill', 'gate', 'today', 'teaching', 'count', 'ten']","['nt', 'xp', 'vista', 'edit', 'think', 'may', 'missing', 'version', 'looking', 'comment', 'seems', 'one', 'else', 'know', 'either', 'google', 'hi', 'name', 'bill', 'gate', 'today', 'teaching', 'count', 'ten']",24
+"Actually, you'll get it tomorrow",3l1vzm,8230,Here's a FedEx joke,"['actually', 'get', 'tomorrow']","['fedex', 'joke']","['actually', 'get', 'tomorrow', 'fedex', 'joke']",5
+"Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. 
+
+His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. ""Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.
+
+Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, ""Darling, what's wrong?"" 
+
+""There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."" 
+
+""Ex-wife!”, she screams, ""YOU NEVER TOLD ME  YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!""
+
+Tom's reply: ""I wasn't"".  
+",3iqmrx,8219,Ex-Wife,"['tom', 'finally', 'decided', 'tie', 'knot', 'longtime', 'girlfriend', 'one', 'evening', 'honeymoon', 'cleaning', 'one', 'hot', 'rod', 'upcoming', 'show', 'wife', 'standing', 'bench', 'watching', 'long', 'period', 'silence', 'finally', 'speaks', 'honey', 'thinking', 'married', 'maybe', 'time', 'quit', 'spending', 'time', 'garage', 'probably', 'consider', 'selling', 'car', 'tom', 'get', 'horrified', 'look', 'face', 'say', 'darling', 'wrong', 'minute', 'starting', 'sound', 'like', 'scream', 'never', 'told', 'married', 'tom', 'reply']",[],"['tom', 'finally', 'decided', 'tie', 'knot', 'longtime', 'girlfriend', 'one', 'evening', 'honeymoon', 'cleaning', 'one', 'hot', 'rod', 'upcoming', 'show', 'wife', 'standing', 'bench', 'watching', 'long', 'period', 'silence', 'finally', 'speaks', 'honey', 'thinking', 'married', 'maybe', 'time', 'quit', 'spending', 'time', 'garage', 'probably', 'consider', 'selling', 'car', 'tom', 'get', 'horrified', 'look', 'face', 'say', 'darling', 'wrong', 'minute', 'starting', 'sound', 'like', 'scream', 'never', 'told', 'married', 'tom', 'reply']",56
+...it was Luke warm.,2iouap,8211,Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?,"['luke', 'warm']","['han', 'solo', 'suspicious', 'put', 'penis', 'inside', 'princess', 'leia', 'first', 'time']","['luke', 'warm', 'han', 'solo', 'suspicious', 'put', 'penis', 'inside', 'princess', 'leia', 'first', 'time']",12
+"Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.",3sm0qb,8207,"Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?","['charge', 'sequence', 'yoda']","['star', 'war', 'movie', 'come', 'sequence']","['charge', 'sequence', 'yoda', 'star', 'war', 'movie', 'come', 'sequence']",8
+[Removed],51u30w,8203,Headphone Jack,['removed'],"['headphone', 'jack']","['removed', 'headphone', 'jack']",3
+"We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer. ",3t42fi,8191,My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it,"['went', 'drink', 'cool', 'guy', 'want', 'web', 'designer']","['wife', 'told', 'take', 'spider', 'instead', 'killing']","['went', 'drink', 'cool', 'guy', 'want', 'web', 'designer', 'wife', 'told', 'take', 'spider', 'instead', 'killing']",13
+He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house.,3uuwra,8176,Give a man a jacket,"['warm', 'winter', 'teach', 'man', 'jacket', 'wo', 'leave', 'house']","['give', 'man', 'jacket']","['warm', 'winter', 'teach', 'man', 'jacket', 'wo', 'leave', 'house', 'give', 'man', 'jacket']",11
+"Try this: 
+
+1. Acquire several dozen limes.
+1. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
+1. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
+1. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
+1. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
+1. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, ""Sorry, I'm bad at Pickup Limes.""",2c5me8,8167,LPT: How to pick up girls,"['try', 'acquire', 'several', 'dozen', 'lime', 'go', 'drop', 'lime', 'start', 'picking', 'keep', 'dropping', 'clumsier', 'look', 'better', 'keep', 'attention', 'could', 'take', 'thirty', 'minute', 'finally', 'gather', 'lime', 'try', 'looking', 'bit', 'sheepish', 'look', 'deeply', 'eye', 'say', 'sorry', 'bad', 'pickup', 'lime']","['lpt', 'pick', 'girl']","['try', 'acquire', 'several', 'dozen', 'lime', 'go', 'drop', 'lime', 'start', 'picking', 'keep', 'dropping', 'clumsier', 'look', 'better', 'keep', 'attention', 'could', 'take', 'thirty', 'minute', 'finally', 'gather', 'lime', 'try', 'looking', 'bit', 'sheepish', 'look', 'deeply', 'eye', 'say', 'sorry', 'bad', 'pickup', 'lime', 'lpt', 'pick', 'girl']",39
+"She insisted she wanted to speak with the president of the National Bank in order to open an account, saying ""a lot of money"" was to be dealt with.
+
+After some hesitation, the staff escorted the elderly woman to the president's office. The president asked how much money she wished to deposit in the bank.
+
+'$165,000' she answered, and poured the bank notes from her bag on the table.
+
+Obviously, the president got really curious about the origin of all this money, so he asked where the cash came from.
+
+'Gambling' she muttered.
+
+'What kind of gambling?' the president asked.
+
+'Bets. Let me give you a real example. I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are rectangular.'
+
+'Hahaha. That's a stupid bet. You could never win.'
+
+'Would you care to accept the bet, then?' asked the elderly woman in a challenging tone.
+
+'Of course! I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't rectangular!'
+
+'Since it's such a large sum, would it be possible for me to return tomorrow morning with my attorney as our witness?'
+
+'Sure' said the president of the bank in an extremely satisfied tone.
+
+That night, the president actually got scared because of the bet. He spent quite some time in front of the mirror, checking his balls, turning them to the left, to the right, and to the left again. He meticulously inspected them to make 100% sure his balls weren't rectangular so he could win the bet.
+
+The next morning, the elderly woman entered the president's office with her lawyer. She introduced the latter to the president and repeated the bet.
+
+'So $25,000 that the president's balls are rectangular!'
+
+The president accepted the bet once again, then the little old woman asked him to lower his pants so they could all see his balls. The president complied. The elderly woman inspected his balls really closely, then inquired whether she could touch them, which the president accepted... after all, he had the opportunity to win $25,000!
+
+That's when he noticed the woman's lawyer started to bang his head against the wall.
+
+'What's the problem with your attorney, m'am?'
+
+'Oh, nothing. Only that yesterday I bet him $100,000 that today I'd hold the president of the Canadian National Bank's balls in my hand.'",4wmf1r,8126,An elderly woman enters the Canadian National Bank with a bag full of money,"['insisted', 'wanted', 'speak', 'president', 'national', 'bank', 'order', 'open', 'account', 'saying', 'lot', 'money', 'dealt', 'hesitation', 'staff', 'escorted', 'elderly', 'woman', 'president', 'office', 'president', 'asked', 'much', 'money', 'wished', 'deposit', 'bank', 'answered', 'poured', 'bank', 'note', 'bag', 'table', 'obviously', 'president', 'got', 'really', 'curious', 'origin', 'money', 'asked', 'cash', 'came', 'muttered', 'kind', 'gambling', 'president', 'asked', 'let', 'give', 'real', 'example', 'bet', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'stupid', 'bet', 'could', 'never', 'win', 'care', 'accept', 'bet', 'asked', 'elderly', 'woman', 'challenging', 'tone', 'course', 'bet', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'large', 'sum', 'would', 'possible', 'return', 'tomorrow', 'morning', 'attorney', 'witness', 'said', 'president', 'bank', 'extremely', 'satisfied', 'tone', 'night', 'president', 'actually', 'got', 'scared', 'bet', 'spent', 'quite', 'time', 'front', 'mirror', 'checking', 'ball', 'turning', 'left', 'right', 'left', 'meticulously', 'inspected', 'make', 'sure', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'could', 'win', 'bet', 'next', 'morning', 'elderly', 'woman', 'entered', 'president', 'office', 'lawyer', 'introduced', 'latter', 'president', 'repeated', 'bet', 'president', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'president', 'accepted', 'bet', 'little', 'old', 'woman', 'asked', 'lower', 'pant', 'could', 'see', 'ball', 'president', 'complied', 'elderly', 'woman', 'inspected', 'ball', 'really', 'closely', 'inquired', 'whether', 'could', 'touch', 'president', 'accepted', 'opportunity', 'win', 'noticed', 'woman', 'lawyer', 'started', 'bang', 'head', 'wall', 'problem', 'attorney', 'nothing', 'yesterday', 'bet', 'today', 'hold', 'president', 'canadian', 'national', 'bank', 'ball', 'hand']","['elderly', 'woman', 'enters', 'canadian', 'national', 'bank', 'bag', 'full', 'money']","['insisted', 'wanted', 'speak', 'president', 'national', 'bank', 'order', 'open', 'account', 'saying', 'lot', 'money', 'dealt', 'hesitation', 'staff', 'escorted', 'elderly', 'woman', 'president', 'office', 'president', 'asked', 'much', 'money', 'wished', 'deposit', 'bank', 'answered', 'poured', 'bank', 'note', 'bag', 'table', 'obviously', 'president', 'got', 'really', 'curious', 'origin', 'money', 'asked', 'cash', 'came', 'muttered', 'kind', 'gambling', 'president', 'asked', 'let', 'give', 'real', 'example', 'bet', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'stupid', 'bet', 'could', 'never', 'win', 'care', 'accept', 'bet', 'asked', 'elderly', 'woman', 'challenging', 'tone', 'course', 'bet', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'large', 'sum', 'would', 'possible', 'return', 'tomorrow', 'morning', 'attorney', 'witness', 'said', 'president', 'bank', 'extremely', 'satisfied', 'tone', 'night', 'president', 'actually', 'got', 'scared', 'bet', 'spent', 'quite', 'time', 'front', 'mirror', 'checking', 'ball', 'turning', 'left', 'right', 'left', 'meticulously', 'inspected', 'make', 'sure', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'could', 'win', 'bet', 'next', 'morning', 'elderly', 'woman', 'entered', 'president', 'office', 'lawyer', 'introduced', 'latter', 'president', 'repeated', 'bet', 'president', 'ball', 'rectangular', 'president', 'accepted', 'bet', 'little', 'old', 'woman', 'asked', 'lower', 'pant', 'could', 'see', 'ball', 'president', 'complied', 'elderly', 'woman', 'inspected', 'ball', 'really', 'closely', 'inquired', 'whether', 'could', 'touch', 'president', 'accepted', 'opportunity', 'win', 'noticed', 'woman', 'lawyer', 'started', 'bang', 'head', 'wall', 'problem', 'attorney', 'nothing', 'yesterday', 'bet', 'today', 'hold', 'president', 'canadian', 'national', 'bank', 'ball', 'hand', 'elderly', 'woman', 'enters', 'canadian', 'national', 'bank', 'bag', 'full', 'money']",186
+But I laugh more.,3x71il,8121,My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are,['laugh'],"['girlfriend', 'often', 'laugh', 'competitive']","['laugh', 'girlfriend', 'often', 'laugh', 'competitive']",5
+"The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
+
+He says to the Jew, ""See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing.""
+The Jew says to the Arab, ""That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.""
+
+He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, ""Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.""
+
+Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
+The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
+
+The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, ""So what did you do with the pastries?""
+
+The Jew replies, ""Look in the Arab's back pocket.....""",2cqppw,8120,A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery...,"['arab', 'immediately', 'steal', 'three', 'pastry', 'put', 'pocket', 'say', 'jew', 'see', 'good', 'owner', 'see', 'thing', 'jew', 'say', 'arab', 'typical', 'arab', 'going', 'show', 'honest', 'way', 'get', 'result', 'go', 'owner', 'bakery', 'say', 'give', 'pastry', 'show', 'magic', 'trick', 'intrigued', 'owner', 'accepts', 'give', 'pastry', 'jew', 'swallow', 'asks', 'another', 'one', 'owner', 'give', 'another', 'one', 'jew', 'swallow', 'one', 'asks', 'third', 'pastry', 'eats', 'owner', 'starting', 'wonder', 'magic', 'trick', 'asks', 'pastry', 'jew', 'reply', 'look', 'arab', 'back', 'pocket']","['jew', 'arab', 'go', 'bakery']","['arab', 'immediately', 'steal', 'three', 'pastry', 'put', 'pocket', 'say', 'jew', 'see', 'good', 'owner', 'see', 'thing', 'jew', 'say', 'arab', 'typical', 'arab', 'going', 'show', 'honest', 'way', 'get', 'result', 'go', 'owner', 'bakery', 'say', 'give', 'pastry', 'show', 'magic', 'trick', 'intrigued', 'owner', 'accepts', 'give', 'pastry', 'jew', 'swallow', 'asks', 'another', 'one', 'owner', 'give', 'another', 'one', 'jew', 'swallow', 'one', 'asks', 'third', 'pastry', 'eats', 'owner', 'starting', 'wonder', 'magic', 'trick', 'asks', 'pastry', 'jew', 'reply', 'look', 'arab', 'back', 'pocket', 'jew', 'arab', 'go', 'bakery']",72
+"There was once a married couple that wanted a divorce, and they were arguing about who would keep the child.
+
+""I birthed the child, therefore it's mine!"" Says the wife.
+""That's not true, you're not the mother!"" Replies the husband.
+""Oh, and I suppose you claim to be the real father then?"" Says the wife.
+""No, I actually don't know who the real parents are,"" replies the husband.
+
+The wife is surprised at this and so asks what he means by that.
+""Well,"" he replies, ""when the child was born, while we were still in the hospital, you told me that the baby had pooped himself and you told me to change him while you rest.""
+
+""And?"" She asks.
+
+""And I did!""",3za0ts,8116,Joke from Spain (forgive my English),"['married', 'couple', 'wanted', 'divorce', 'arguing', 'would', 'keep', 'child', 'birthed', 'child', 'therefore', 'mine', 'say', 'wife', 'true', 'mother', 'reply', 'husband', 'oh', 'suppose', 'claim', 'real', 'father', 'say', 'wife', 'actually', 'know', 'real', 'parent', 'reply', 'husband', 'wife', 'surprised', 'asks', 'mean', 'well', 'reply', 'child', 'born', 'still', 'hospital', 'told', 'baby', 'pooped', 'told', 'change', 'rest', 'asks']","['joke', 'spain', 'forgive', 'english']","['married', 'couple', 'wanted', 'divorce', 'arguing', 'would', 'keep', 'child', 'birthed', 'child', 'therefore', 'mine', 'say', 'wife', 'true', 'mother', 'reply', 'husband', 'oh', 'suppose', 'claim', 'real', 'father', 'say', 'wife', 'actually', 'know', 'real', 'parent', 'reply', 'husband', 'wife', 'surprised', 'asks', 'mean', 'well', 'reply', 'child', 'born', 'still', 'hospital', 'told', 'baby', 'pooped', 'told', 'change', 'rest', 'asks', 'joke', 'spain', 'forgive', 'english']",52
+Donald Trump,3vrh5x,8110,Wanna hear a racist joke?,"['donald', 'trump']","['wan', 'na', 'hear', 'racist', 'joke']","['donald', 'trump', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'racist', 'joke']",7
+To reverse and leaving the scene,37choa,8104,I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching,"['reverse', 'leaving', 'scene']","['saved', 'bunch', 'money', 'car', 'insurance', 'switching']","['reverse', 'leaving', 'scene', 'saved', 'bunch', 'money', 'car', 'insurance', 'switching']",9
+"Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says ""You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy""
+Paddy replies ""OK Mick, I'll be on me way then.""
+Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
+""Shoite"" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. ""Shoite, Shoite!"" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face.
+""Bi'Jesus... I'm tanked,"" he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says ""No way!""
+He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ""If i can just make it to me bed."" He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ""to hell with it"" and falls into bed.
+The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ""Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"".
+Paddy says, ""I did Jess. I was tanked' pissed. But how'd you know?""
+""Mick called. You left y'wheelchair at the pub.""",355sab,8100,Paddy had been drinking,"['paddy', 'drinking', 'local', 'dublin', 'pub', 'day', 'night', 'celebrating', 'ireland', 'football', 'victory', 'mick', 'bartender', 'say', 'drinking', 'tonight', 'paddy', 'paddy', 'reply', 'ok', 'mick', 'way', 'paddy', 'spin', 'around', 'stool', 'step', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'shoite', 'say', 'pull', 'stool', 'dust', 'take', 'step', 'towards', 'door', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'shoite', 'shoite', 'look', 'doorway', 'think', 'get', 'door', 'fresh', 'air', 'fine', 'belly', 'crawl', 'door', 'shimmy', 'door', 'frame', 'stick', 'head', 'outside', 'take', 'deep', 'breath', 'fresh', 'air', 'feel', 'much', 'better', 'take', 'step', 'onto', 'sidewalk', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'tanked', 'say', 'see', 'house', 'door', 'crawl', 'door', 'shimmy', 'door', 'frame', 'open', 'door', 'shimmy', 'inside', 'take', 'look', 'stair', 'say', 'way', 'crawl', 'stair', 'bedroom', 'door', 'say', 'make', 'bed', 'take', 'step', 'room', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'say', 'hell', 'fall', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wife', 'jess', 'come', 'room', 'carrying', 'cup', 'coffee', 'say', 'get', 'paddy', 'bit', 'drink', 'last', 'night', 'paddy', 'say', 'jess', 'tanked', 'pissed', 'know', 'mick', 'called', 'left', 'pub']","['paddy', 'drinking']","['paddy', 'drinking', 'local', 'dublin', 'pub', 'day', 'night', 'celebrating', 'ireland', 'football', 'victory', 'mick', 'bartender', 'say', 'drinking', 'tonight', 'paddy', 'paddy', 'reply', 'ok', 'mick', 'way', 'paddy', 'spin', 'around', 'stool', 'step', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'shoite', 'say', 'pull', 'stool', 'dust', 'take', 'step', 'towards', 'door', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'shoite', 'shoite', 'look', 'doorway', 'think', 'get', 'door', 'fresh', 'air', 'fine', 'belly', 'crawl', 'door', 'shimmy', 'door', 'frame', 'stick', 'head', 'outside', 'take', 'deep', 'breath', 'fresh', 'air', 'feel', 'much', 'better', 'take', 'step', 'onto', 'sidewalk', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'tanked', 'say', 'see', 'house', 'door', 'crawl', 'door', 'shimmy', 'door', 'frame', 'open', 'door', 'shimmy', 'inside', 'take', 'look', 'stair', 'say', 'way', 'crawl', 'stair', 'bedroom', 'door', 'say', 'make', 'bed', 'take', 'step', 'room', 'fall', 'flat', 'face', 'say', 'hell', 'fall', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'wife', 'jess', 'come', 'room', 'carrying', 'cup', 'coffee', 'say', 'get', 'paddy', 'bit', 'drink', 'last', 'night', 'paddy', 'say', 'jess', 'tanked', 'pissed', 'know', 'mick', 'called', 'left', 'pub', 'paddy', 'drinking']",140
+"A man went to his lawyer and told him, ‘My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up.  What should I do?’  ‘Do you have any proof he owes you the money?’ asked the lawyer.  ‘Nope,’ replied the man.  ‘OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you,’ said the lawyer.  ‘But it’s only £500,’ replied the man. ‘Precisely.  That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!’",33awrn,8094,My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up...,"['man', 'went', 'lawyer', 'told', 'neighbour', 'owes', 'pay', 'proof', 'owes', 'money', 'asked', 'lawyer', 'nope', 'replied', 'man', 'ok', 'write', 'letter', 'asking', 'owed', 'said', 'lawyer', 'replied', 'man', 'precisely', 'reply', 'proof']","['neighbour', 'owes', 'pay']","['man', 'went', 'lawyer', 'told', 'neighbour', 'owes', 'pay', 'proof', 'owes', 'money', 'asked', 'lawyer', 'nope', 'replied', 'man', 'ok', 'write', 'letter', 'asking', 'owed', 'said', 'lawyer', 'replied', 'man', 'precisely', 'reply', 'proof', 'neighbour', 'owes', 'pay']",30
+"They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
+
+They named him Ravi O. Lee
+
+Sorry",3hyz96,8084,"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother...","['could', 'settle', 'name', 'hit', 'named', 'ravi', 'lee', 'sorry']","['boy', 'born', 'indian', 'chinese', 'irish', 'italian', 'grandmother']","['could', 'settle', 'name', 'hit', 'named', 'ravi', 'lee', 'sorry', 'boy', 'born', 'indian', 'chinese', 'irish', 'italian', 'grandmother']",15
+"John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ""Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, ""I won the prize for the best toast of the night.""
+
+She said, ""Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"" John said, ""Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."" ""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"" Mary said.
+
+The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, ""John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.""
+
+She said, ""Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.""",4fmwyi,8082,John wins best toast of the night,"['john', 'hoisted', 'beer', 'said', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'leg', 'wife', 'top', 'prize', 'pub', 'best', 'toast', 'night', 'went', 'home', 'told', 'wife', 'mary', 'prize', 'best', 'toast', 'night', 'said', 'aye', 'ye', 'toast', 'john', 'said', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'sitting', 'church', 'beside', 'wife', 'oh', 'nice', 'indeed', 'john', 'mary', 'said', 'next', 'day', 'mary', 'ran', 'one', 'john', 'drinking', 'buddy', 'street', 'corner', 'man', 'chuckled', 'leeringly', 'said', 'john', 'prize', 'night', 'pub', 'toast', 'mary', 'said', 'aye', 'told', 'bit', 'surprised', 'meself', 'know', 'twice', 'last', 'four', 'year', 'fell', 'asleep', 'time', 'pull', 'ear', 'make', 'come']","['john', 'win', 'best', 'toast', 'night']","['john', 'hoisted', 'beer', 'said', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'leg', 'wife', 'top', 'prize', 'pub', 'best', 'toast', 'night', 'went', 'home', 'told', 'wife', 'mary', 'prize', 'best', 'toast', 'night', 'said', 'aye', 'ye', 'toast', 'john', 'said', 'spending', 'rest', 'life', 'sitting', 'church', 'beside', 'wife', 'oh', 'nice', 'indeed', 'john', 'mary', 'said', 'next', 'day', 'mary', 'ran', 'one', 'john', 'drinking', 'buddy', 'street', 'corner', 'man', 'chuckled', 'leeringly', 'said', 'john', 'prize', 'night', 'pub', 'toast', 'mary', 'said', 'aye', 'told', 'bit', 'surprised', 'meself', 'know', 'twice', 'last', 'four', 'year', 'fell', 'asleep', 'time', 'pull', 'ear', 'make', 'come', 'john', 'win', 'best', 'toast', 'night']",86
+In the ark hives,45e9si,8074,Where did Noah keep his bees?,"['ark', 'hive']","['noah', 'keep', 'bee']","['ark', 'hive', 'noah', 'keep', 'bee']",5
+And then I saw her face.,48pzpa,8071,"When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.","['saw', 'face']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'leaving', 'obsession', 'monkees', 'thought', 'joking']","['saw', 'face', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'leaving', 'obsession', 'monkees', 'thought', 'joking']",9
+"But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby
+
+EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox ",39d5kt,8066,I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant,"['apparently', 'change', 'colour', 'baby', 'edit', 'holy', 'shit', 'first', 'front', 'page', 'also', 'rip', 'inbox']","['thought', 'vasectomy', 'would', 'keep', 'wife', 'getting', 'pregnant']","['apparently', 'change', 'colour', 'baby', 'edit', 'holy', 'shit', 'first', 'front', 'page', 'also', 'rip', 'inbox', 'thought', 'vasectomy', 'would', 'keep', 'wife', 'getting', 'pregnant']",20
+"I wore the wrong socks this morning
+
+
+
+*Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*",4bbwdk,8053,Why did the semen cross the road?,"['wore', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning', 'edit', 'joke', 'seen', 'thought', 'funny']","['semen', 'cross', 'road']","['wore', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning', 'edit', 'joke', 'seen', 'thought', 'funny', 'semen', 'cross', 'road']",12
+Damn dial-up!,40heu4,8050,"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck...",['damn'],"['see', 'girl', 'first', 'look', 'hair', 'eye', 'lip', 'neck']","['damn', 'see', 'girl', 'first', 'look', 'hair', 'eye', 'lip', 'neck']",9
+"Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 
+""Happy Birthday!"", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ""Happy Birthday."" 
+
+I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
+
+My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. 
+
+As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 
+""Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"" 
+It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, ""You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."" 
+
+I said, ""Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!""
+
+We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. 
+
+She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. 
+We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
+
+On the way back to the office, Jane said, ""You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"" 
+
+I responded, ""I guess not. What do you have in mind?"" 
+She said, ""Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.""
+
+After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 
+""Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.""
+
+""Okay,"" I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. 
+
+Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ""Happy birthday"".
+And I just sat there...
+
+On the couch...
+
+Sobbing...
+
+Naked...
+
+and erect.",3fztzj,8036,Why I fired my secretary,"['last', 'week', 'birthday', 'feel', 'well', 'waking', 'morning', 'went', 'downstairs', 'breakfast', 'hoping', 'wife', 'would', 'pleasant', 'say', 'happy', 'birthday', 'possibly', 'small', 'present', 'turned', 'barely', 'said', 'good', 'morning', 'let', 'alone', 'happy', 'birthday', 'thought', 'well', 'marriage', 'kid', 'remember', 'kid', 'came', 'bounding', 'stair', 'breakfast', 'say', 'word', 'left', 'office', 'felt', 'pretty', 'low', 'somewhat', 'despondent', 'walked', 'office', 'secretary', 'jane', 'said', 'good', 'morning', 'bos', 'way', 'happy', 'birthday', 'felt', 'little', 'better', 'least', 'someone', 'remembered', 'worked', 'one', 'jane', 'knocked', 'door', 'said', 'know', 'beautiful', 'day', 'outside', 'birthday', 'say', 'go', 'lunch', 'said', 'thanks', 'jane', 'greatest', 'thing', 'heard', 'day', 'let', 'go', 'went', 'lunch', 'go', 'normally', 'would', 'go', 'chose', 'instead', 'quiet', 'bistro', 'private', 'table', 'two', 'martini', 'enjoyed', 'meal', 'tremendously', 'way', 'back', 'office', 'jane', 'said', 'know', 'beautiful', 'day', 'need', 'go', 'straight', 'back', 'office', 'responded', 'guess', 'mind', 'said', 'let', 'drop', 'apartment', 'around', 'corner', 'arriving', 'apartment', 'jane', 'turned', 'said', 'bos', 'mind', 'going', 'step', 'bedroom', 'moment', 'right', 'back', 'okay', 'nervously', 'replied', 'went', 'bedroom', 'couple', 'minute', 'came', 'carrying', 'huge', 'birthday', 'cake', 'followed', 'wife', 'kid', 'dozen', 'friend', 'singing', 'happy', 'birthday', 'sat', 'couch', 'sobbing', 'naked', 'erect']","['fired', 'secretary']","['last', 'week', 'birthday', 'feel', 'well', 'waking', 'morning', 'went', 'downstairs', 'breakfast', 'hoping', 'wife', 'would', 'pleasant', 'say', 'happy', 'birthday', 'possibly', 'small', 'present', 'turned', 'barely', 'said', 'good', 'morning', 'let', 'alone', 'happy', 'birthday', 'thought', 'well', 'marriage', 'kid', 'remember', 'kid', 'came', 'bounding', 'stair', 'breakfast', 'say', 'word', 'left', 'office', 'felt', 'pretty', 'low', 'somewhat', 'despondent', 'walked', 'office', 'secretary', 'jane', 'said', 'good', 'morning', 'bos', 'way', 'happy', 'birthday', 'felt', 'little', 'better', 'least', 'someone', 'remembered', 'worked', 'one', 'jane', 'knocked', 'door', 'said', 'know', 'beautiful', 'day', 'outside', 'birthday', 'say', 'go', 'lunch', 'said', 'thanks', 'jane', 'greatest', 'thing', 'heard', 'day', 'let', 'go', 'went', 'lunch', 'go', 'normally', 'would', 'go', 'chose', 'instead', 'quiet', 'bistro', 'private', 'table', 'two', 'martini', 'enjoyed', 'meal', 'tremendously', 'way', 'back', 'office', 'jane', 'said', 'know', 'beautiful', 'day', 'need', 'go', 'straight', 'back', 'office', 'responded', 'guess', 'mind', 'said', 'let', 'drop', 'apartment', 'around', 'corner', 'arriving', 'apartment', 'jane', 'turned', 'said', 'bos', 'mind', 'going', 'step', 'bedroom', 'moment', 'right', 'back', 'okay', 'nervously', 'replied', 'went', 'bedroom', 'couple', 'minute', 'came', 'carrying', 'huge', 'birthday', 'cake', 'followed', 'wife', 'kid', 'dozen', 'friend', 'singing', 'happy', 'birthday', 'sat', 'couch', 'sobbing', 'naked', 'erect', 'fired', 'secretary']",167
+"""Is it possible to insert 2 holes through one hole?""
+
+Nobody is able to answer
+
+Teacher: ""You guys are so stupid. Go and ask your parents and come back tomorrow with an answer.""
+
+The next day too, nobody is able to answer the question.
+
+Teacher: ""Well, it seems your parents are stupid as well. See the answer is so simple.""
+
+*Then the teacher makes a circle using his thumb and index finger and keeps it in front of his nostrils.*
+
+Teacher: ""See, it was so simple, yet nobody was able to answer.""
+
+The next day, a student comes up to the teacher and says, ""Sir, my father has asked if it's possible to insert 7 holes through one hole?""
+
+Teacher: ""No, that's impossible.""
+
+Students: ""It is possible, my father said.""
+
+Teacher : ""How?""
+
+Student: ""Take a flute and shove it up your ass.""",4nfxlx,8036,A Teacher asks the students..,"['possible', 'insert', 'hole', 'one', 'hole', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'teacher', 'guy', 'stupid', 'go', 'ask', 'parent', 'come', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'answer', 'next', 'day', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'question', 'teacher', 'well', 'seems', 'parent', 'stupid', 'well', 'see', 'answer', 'simple', 'teacher', 'make', 'circle', 'using', 'thumb', 'index', 'finger', 'keep', 'front', 'nostril', 'teacher', 'see', 'simple', 'yet', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'next', 'day', 'student', 'come', 'teacher', 'say', 'sir', 'father', 'asked', 'possible', 'insert', 'hole', 'one', 'hole', 'teacher', 'impossible', 'student', 'possible', 'father', 'said', 'teacher', 'student', 'take', 'flute', 'shove', 'as']","['teacher', 'asks', 'student']","['possible', 'insert', 'hole', 'one', 'hole', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'teacher', 'guy', 'stupid', 'go', 'ask', 'parent', 'come', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'answer', 'next', 'day', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'question', 'teacher', 'well', 'seems', 'parent', 'stupid', 'well', 'see', 'answer', 'simple', 'teacher', 'make', 'circle', 'using', 'thumb', 'index', 'finger', 'keep', 'front', 'nostril', 'teacher', 'see', 'simple', 'yet', 'nobody', 'able', 'answer', 'next', 'day', 'student', 'come', 'teacher', 'say', 'sir', 'father', 'asked', 'possible', 'insert', 'hole', 'one', 'hole', 'teacher', 'impossible', 'student', 'possible', 'father', 'said', 'teacher', 'student', 'take', 'flute', 'shove', 'as', 'teacher', 'asks', 'student']",79
+"Police think it might be race related.
+",3es554,8021,Today someone was killed with a starter pistol.,"['police', 'think', 'might', 'race', 'related']","['today', 'someone', 'killed', 'starter', 'pistol']","['police', 'think', 'might', 'race', 'related', 'today', 'someone', 'killed', 'starter', 'pistol']",10
+"""And then things got worse.""",340qv8,8020,Russian history in 5 words:,"['thing', 'got', 'worse']","['russian', 'history', 'word']","['thing', 'got', 'worse', 'russian', 'history', 'word']",6
+"Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both.""",4eh2jn,8016,"Little girl: ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.""","['mom', 'well', 'pick', 'one', 'sweetie', 'ca']","['little', 'girl', 'mommy', 'want', 'feminist', 'grow']","['mom', 'well', 'pick', 'one', 'sweetie', 'ca', 'little', 'girl', 'mommy', 'want', 'feminist', 'grow']",12
+At least the one I fucked did.,4buvas,8007,"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex?","['least', 'one', 'fucked']","['know', 'pigeon', 'die', 'sex']","['least', 'one', 'fucked', 'know', 'pigeon', 'die', 'sex']",7
+About 10 dollars.,41ldce,8002,What is the capital of Greece?,['dollar'],"['capital', 'greece']","['dollar', 'capital', 'greece']",3
+My wife flashed before my eyes.,4daa7d,7980,I was in a near-sex experience.,"['wife', 'flashed', 'eye']",['experience'],"['wife', 'flashed', 'eye', 'experience']",4
+"I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.
+
+I told her to sleep on it.",2dpuyb,7970,This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with,"['bought', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'new', 'bed', 'go', 'university', 'undecided', 'whether', 'wanted', 'keep', 'told', 'sleep']","['probably', 'best', 'joke', 'ever', 'come']","['bought', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'new', 'bed', 'go', 'university', 'undecided', 'whether', 'wanted', 'keep', 'told', 'sleep', 'probably', 'best', 'joke', 'ever', 'come']",19
+Measles,33j2c5,7965,Only 2010's kids will get this...,['measles'],"['kid', 'get']","['measles', 'kid', 'get']",3
+"and the husband is in the waiting room. The doctor comes out and tells the husband every time he gets near her crotch, her heart rate increases, and tells the husband he believes oral sex will bring her out of the coma.
+
+The husband enters the room. Shortly after, the doctor hears a flatline and rushes into the room, asking what happened. The husband replies, ""I dont know, Doc. I think she choked.""
+
+EDIT: /u/strenling has been edited.",4eajey,7952,A woman is in the hospital in a coma...,"['husband', 'waiting', 'room', 'doctor', 'come', 'tell', 'husband', 'every', 'time', 'get', 'near', 'crotch', 'heart', 'rate', 'increase', 'tell', 'husband', 'belief', 'oral', 'sex', 'bring', 'coma', 'husband', 'enters', 'room', 'shortly', 'doctor', 'hears', 'flatline', 'rush', 'room', 'asking', 'happened', 'husband', 'reply', 'dont', 'know', 'doc', 'think', 'choked', 'edit', 'edited']","['woman', 'hospital', 'coma']","['husband', 'waiting', 'room', 'doctor', 'come', 'tell', 'husband', 'every', 'time', 'get', 'near', 'crotch', 'heart', 'rate', 'increase', 'tell', 'husband', 'belief', 'oral', 'sex', 'bring', 'coma', 'husband', 'enters', 'room', 'shortly', 'doctor', 'hears', 'flatline', 'rush', 'room', 'asking', 'happened', 'husband', 'reply', 'dont', 'know', 'doc', 'think', 'choked', 'edit', 'edited', 'woman', 'hospital', 'coma']",45
+"A redneck finds out his girlfriend is a virgin. Upon hearing this, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without a word.
+
+Later, when his buddies at the bar ask what went wrong, he explains...
+
+""If she ain't good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain't good enough for me!!""",4sy1g4,7944,A redneck finds out his girlfriend is a virgin...,"['redneck', 'find', 'girlfriend', 'virgin', 'upon', 'hearing', 'stand', 'turn', 'away', 'leaf', 'without', 'word', 'later', 'buddy', 'bar', 'ask', 'went', 'wrong', 'explains', 'ai', 'good', 'enough', 'daddy', 'uncle', 'brother', 'cousin', 'ai', 'good', 'enough']","['redneck', 'find', 'girlfriend', 'virgin']","['redneck', 'find', 'girlfriend', 'virgin', 'upon', 'hearing', 'stand', 'turn', 'away', 'leaf', 'without', 'word', 'later', 'buddy', 'bar', 'ask', 'went', 'wrong', 'explains', 'ai', 'good', 'enough', 'daddy', 'uncle', 'brother', 'cousin', 'ai', 'good', 'enough', 'redneck', 'find', 'girlfriend', 'virgin']",33
+American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.,3sea42,7929,What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive),"['american', 'teenage', 'girl', 'get', 'stoned', 'sex']","['difference', 'american', 'teenage', 'girl', 'amd', 'muslim', 'teenage', 'girl', 'offensive']","['american', 'teenage', 'girl', 'get', 'stoned', 'sex', 'difference', 'american', 'teenage', 'girl', 'amd', 'muslim', 'teenage', 'girl', 'offensive']",15
+"""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting.
+
+",2n623h,7909,"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""?","['mine', 'answer', 'expecting']","['prostate', 'exam', 'asked', 'doctor', 'put', 'pant']","['mine', 'answer', 'expecting', 'prostate', 'exam', 'asked', 'doctor', 'put', 'pant']",9
+Because he finally got it,49sbog,7904,Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?,"['finally', 'got']","['leonardo', 'dicaprio', 'laugh', 'oscar', 'joke']","['finally', 'got', 'leonardo', 'dicaprio', 'laugh', 'oscar', 'joke']",7
+"I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, ""I want you to try and sell this to me.""
+
+
+
+So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
+
+
+
+Eventually he called my mobile and said, ""Bring it back here right now!""
+
+
+
+I said, ""£100 and it's yours.""",2p689y,7876,"I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, ""I want you to try and sell this to me.""","['job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said', 'want', 'try', 'sell', 'put', 'arm', 'walked', 'building', 'went', 'home', 'eventually', 'called', 'mobile', 'said', 'bring', 'back', 'right', 'said']","['job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said', 'want', 'try', 'sell']","['job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said', 'want', 'try', 'sell', 'put', 'arm', 'walked', 'building', 'went', 'home', 'eventually', 'called', 'mobile', 'said', 'bring', 'back', 'right', 'said', 'job', 'interview', 'today', 'manager', 'handed', 'laptop', 'said', 'want', 'try', 'sell']",34
+"One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, 
+""Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!"" 
+
+He responded by saying ""How's about 5 dollars?"", jokingly, and kept walking.
+
+This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he'd only pay five. One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again. They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill's surprise, the prostitute was silent, and they continued on their walk. As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute's voice from behind them,
+
+""So that's what five dollars gets you, huh?""",4utloj,7874,Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening...,"['one', 'evening', 'passed', 'alley', 'prostitute', 'yelled', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'buy', 'good', 'time', 'responded', 'saying', 'dollar', 'jokingly', 'kept', 'walking', 'thing', 'kept', 'happening', 'every', 'saturday', 'couple', 'week', 'every', 'time', 'bill', 'passed', 'prostitute', 'would', 'offer', 'service', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'would', 'decline', 'say', 'pay', 'five', 'one', 'evening', 'however', 'hillary', 'asked', 'could', 'come', 'along', 'walk', 'bill', 'reluctantly', 'agreed', 'nervous', 'hillary', 'would', 'say', 'prostitute', 'yelled', 'went', 'walk', 'passed', 'alley', 'bill', 'surprise', 'prostitute', 'silent', 'continued', 'walk', 'round', 'corner', 'however', 'heard', 'prostitute', 'voice', 'behind', 'five', 'dollar', 'get', 'huh']","['bill', 'clinton', 'like', 'go', 'walk', 'every', 'saturday', 'evening']","['one', 'evening', 'passed', 'alley', 'prostitute', 'yelled', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'buy', 'good', 'time', 'responded', 'saying', 'dollar', 'jokingly', 'kept', 'walking', 'thing', 'kept', 'happening', 'every', 'saturday', 'couple', 'week', 'every', 'time', 'bill', 'passed', 'prostitute', 'would', 'offer', 'service', 'fifty', 'dollar', 'would', 'decline', 'say', 'pay', 'five', 'one', 'evening', 'however', 'hillary', 'asked', 'could', 'come', 'along', 'walk', 'bill', 'reluctantly', 'agreed', 'nervous', 'hillary', 'would', 'say', 'prostitute', 'yelled', 'went', 'walk', 'passed', 'alley', 'bill', 'surprise', 'prostitute', 'silent', 'continued', 'walk', 'round', 'corner', 'however', 'heard', 'prostitute', 'voice', 'behind', 'five', 'dollar', 'get', 'huh', 'bill', 'clinton', 'like', 'go', 'walk', 'every', 'saturday', 'evening']",86
+"He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies ""I couldn't find it.""",4ce9ff,7869,A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks.,"['untied', 'sex', 'guy', 'get', 'bar', 'friend', 'ask', 'late', 'tell', 'girl', 'found', 'different', 'position', 'fucked', 'friend', 'give', 'prop', 'ask', 'got', 'head', 'guy', 'reply', 'could', 'find']","['guy', 'walking', 'bar', 'way', 'found', 'girl', 'tied', 'railroad', 'track']","['untied', 'sex', 'guy', 'get', 'bar', 'friend', 'ask', 'late', 'tell', 'girl', 'found', 'different', 'position', 'fucked', 'friend', 'give', 'prop', 'ask', 'got', 'head', 'guy', 'reply', 'could', 'find', 'guy', 'walking', 'bar', 'way', 'found', 'girl', 'tied', 'railroad', 'track']",33
+I told her to go ahead and blow my mind.,3ec6o9,7869,My gf said men only think with their penis.,"['told', 'go', 'ahead', 'blow', 'mind']","['gf', 'said', 'men', 'think', 'penis']","['told', 'go', 'ahead', 'blow', 'mind', 'gf', 'said', 'men', 'think', 'penis']",10
+They would eventually find me attractive. ,4ivu8k,7869,If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive...,"['would', 'eventually', 'find', 'attractive']","['dollar', 'every', 'girl', 'found', 'unattractive']","['would', 'eventually', 'find', 'attractive', 'dollar', 'every', 'girl', 'found', 'unattractive']",9
+"She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up.
+
+
+She turned out to be an undercover detective.
+
+
+How cool is that at her age?! ",36vhuj,7862,I met a 14 year old girl on the internet.,"['clever', 'funny', 'flirty', 'sexy', 'suggested', 'meet', 'turned', 'undercover', 'detective', 'cool', 'age']","['met', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'internet']","['clever', 'funny', 'flirty', 'sexy', 'suggested', 'meet', 'turned', 'undercover', 'detective', 'cool', 'age', 'met', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'internet']",16
+"An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”
+
+The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”
+
+The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”
+
+And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”
+
+
+[Shamelessly taken from Malcolm Gladwell](http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/05/04/the-engineers-lament)",3bemnl,7858,"A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf","['engineer', 'priest', 'doctor', 'trying', 'enjoying', 'round', 'golf', 'ahead', 'group', 'playing', 'slowly', 'inexpertly', 'frustration', 'three', 'ask', 'greenkeeper', 'explanation', 'group', 'blind', 'firefighter', 'told', 'lost', 'sight', 'saving', 'clubhouse', 'last', 'year', 'let', 'play', 'priest', 'say', 'say', 'prayer', 'doctor', 'say', 'let', 'ask', 'ophthalmologist', 'colleague', 'anything', 'done', 'engineer', 'say', 'play', 'night', 'shamelessly', 'taken', 'malcolm', 'gladwell', 'http']","['priest', 'doctor', 'engineer', 'playing', 'golf']","['engineer', 'priest', 'doctor', 'trying', 'enjoying', 'round', 'golf', 'ahead', 'group', 'playing', 'slowly', 'inexpertly', 'frustration', 'three', 'ask', 'greenkeeper', 'explanation', 'group', 'blind', 'firefighter', 'told', 'lost', 'sight', 'saving', 'clubhouse', 'last', 'year', 'let', 'play', 'priest', 'say', 'say', 'prayer', 'doctor', 'say', 'let', 'ask', 'ophthalmologist', 'colleague', 'anything', 'done', 'engineer', 'say', 'play', 'night', 'shamelessly', 'taken', 'malcolm', 'gladwell', 'http', 'priest', 'doctor', 'engineer', 'playing', 'golf']",55
+"Because in charge of directing, Yoda was",3kslip,7855,"Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?","['charge', 'directing', 'yoda']","['star', 'war', 'shot', 'episode']","['charge', 'directing', 'yoda', 'star', 'war', 'shot', 'episode']",7
+It's already run out of battery.,38zztm,7828,How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?,"['already', 'run', 'battery']","['apple', 'watch', 'owner', 'know', 'midday']","['already', 'run', 'battery', 'apple', 'watch', 'owner', 'know', 'midday']",8
+"
+Pao!
+
+
+Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you! ",3c05wq,7828,What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?,"['pao', 'edit', 'whoa', 'fp', 'gold', 'thank']","['sound', 'reddit', 'make', 'blow']","['pao', 'edit', 'whoa', 'fp', 'gold', 'thank', 'sound', 'reddit', 'make', 'blow']",10
+Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.,3z2s4d,7826,What's the best thing about being black?,"['listen', 'awful', 'dad', 'joke']","['best', 'thing', 'black']","['listen', 'awful', 'dad', 'joke', 'best', 'thing', 'black']",7
+"An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.
+
+""Take a couple swings at that tree over there."" The foreman said.
+
+The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.
+
+""Holy smokes, you've got quite the arm! You're absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here."" The foreman points out a much larger tree.
+
+One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.
+
+""That's incredible!"" Cried the foreman. ""Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!""
+
+""In the Sahara Forest."" Replied the lumberjack.
+
+""Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"" Asked the foreman.
+
+""That's why I'm here.""
+
+[Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2u248l/a_woodchopper_from_the_middle_east_is_looking_for/)",2um5jx,7817,An African Lumberjack,"['african', 'lumberjack', 'interviewing', 'job', 'major', 'logging', 'company', 'foreman', 'decides', 'take', 'practical', 'route', 'hand', 'lumberjack', 'axe', 'take', 'couple', 'swing', 'tree', 'foreman', 'said', 'lumberjack', 'walk', 'tree', 'fell', 'single', 'chop', 'holy', 'smoke', 'got', 'quite', 'arm', 'absolutely', 'hired', 'need', 'know', 'try', 'hand', 'tree', 'foreman', 'point', 'much', 'larger', 'tree', 'one', 'two', 'swing', 'tree', 'crash', 'ground', 'incredible', 'cried', 'foreman', 'wherever', 'learn', 'chop', 'like', 'sahara', 'forest', 'replied', 'lumberjack', 'mean', 'sahara', 'desert', 'asked', 'foreman', 'credit', 'http']","['african', 'lumberjack']","['african', 'lumberjack', 'interviewing', 'job', 'major', 'logging', 'company', 'foreman', 'decides', 'take', 'practical', 'route', 'hand', 'lumberjack', 'axe', 'take', 'couple', 'swing', 'tree', 'foreman', 'said', 'lumberjack', 'walk', 'tree', 'fell', 'single', 'chop', 'holy', 'smoke', 'got', 'quite', 'arm', 'absolutely', 'hired', 'need', 'know', 'try', 'hand', 'tree', 'foreman', 'point', 'much', 'larger', 'tree', 'one', 'two', 'swing', 'tree', 'crash', 'ground', 'incredible', 'cried', 'foreman', 'wherever', 'learn', 'chop', 'like', 'sahara', 'forest', 'replied', 'lumberjack', 'mean', 'sahara', 'desert', 'asked', 'foreman', 'credit', 'http', 'african', 'lumberjack']",70
+"The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands, and demands that the Dutch should do something stupid, so that the Belgians can laugh at the Dutch. Willem wants to maintain good relations so he says; ""meh, we will build a bridge in the Sahara"". The king of Belgium approves and so it happens; the Dutch build a bridge in the desert. 
+
+They became the laughing stock of the world. The king of Belgium is pleased and says to king Willem:""Ha ha that was funny, you can remove the bridge.
+
+King Willem responds: ""We can't, there are Belgians on the bridge trying to fish.""",2z45me,7812,So the Belgians are pissed...,"['king', 'belgium', 'fed', 'dutch', 'make', 'joke', 'dumb', 'belgian', 'go', 'king', 'willem', 'netherlands', 'demand', 'dutch', 'something', 'stupid', 'belgian', 'laugh', 'dutch', 'willem', 'want', 'maintain', 'good', 'relation', 'say', 'meh', 'build', 'bridge', 'sahara', 'king', 'belgium', 'approves', 'happens', 'dutch', 'build', 'bridge', 'desert', 'became', 'laughing', 'stock', 'world', 'king', 'belgium', 'pleased', 'say', 'king', 'willem', 'ha', 'ha', 'funny', 'remove', 'bridge', 'king', 'willem', 'responds', 'ca', 'belgian', 'bridge', 'trying', 'fish']","['belgian', 'pissed']","['king', 'belgium', 'fed', 'dutch', 'make', 'joke', 'dumb', 'belgian', 'go', 'king', 'willem', 'netherlands', 'demand', 'dutch', 'something', 'stupid', 'belgian', 'laugh', 'dutch', 'willem', 'want', 'maintain', 'good', 'relation', 'say', 'meh', 'build', 'bridge', 'sahara', 'king', 'belgium', 'approves', 'happens', 'dutch', 'build', 'bridge', 'desert', 'became', 'laughing', 'stock', 'world', 'king', 'belgium', 'pleased', 'say', 'king', 'willem', 'ha', 'ha', 'funny', 'remove', 'bridge', 'king', 'willem', 'responds', 'ca', 'belgian', 'bridge', 'trying', 'fish', 'belgian', 'pissed']",62
+"I was drinking at a local bar last night when a waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?”
+
+I shouted, “Hell, I know the whole alphabet.”
+
+Everyone laughed… Well everyone except this one guy.",4g3ow2,7807,Screaming Waitress,"['drinking', 'local', 'bar', 'last', 'night', 'waitress', 'screamed', 'anyone', 'know', 'cpr', 'shouted', 'hell', 'know', 'whole', 'everyone', 'well', 'everyone', 'except', 'one', 'guy']","['screaming', 'waitress']","['drinking', 'local', 'bar', 'last', 'night', 'waitress', 'screamed', 'anyone', 'know', 'cpr', 'shouted', 'hell', 'know', 'whole', 'everyone', 'well', 'everyone', 'except', 'one', 'guy', 'screaming', 'waitress']",22
+So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying.,3dxe2u,7795,"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said","['fucked', 'as', 'left', 'without', 'paying']","['went', 'prostitute', 'asked', 'could', 'greek', 'style', 'sure', 'said']","['fucked', 'as', 'left', 'without', 'paying', 'went', 'prostitute', 'asked', 'could', 'greek', 'style', 'sure', 'said']",13
+Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. ,3dkaos,7784,I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th...,"['know', 'reduce', 'fraction', 'unlike', 'rest', 'moron']","['celebrate', 'january']","['know', 'reduce', 'fraction', 'unlike', 'rest', 'moron', 'celebrate', 'january']",8
+Well they're not laughing now!,4a3qlp,7783,They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.,"['well', 'laughing']","['used', 'laugh', 'said', 'wanted', 'comedian']","['well', 'laughing', 'used', 'laugh', 'said', 'wanted', 'comedian']",7
+"Doctor: Give your husband viagra.
+
+Lady: I can't, he hates pills.
+
+Doctor: Just put it in his coffee.
+
+Next week she returns, unhappy.
+
+Doctor: Was it good?
+
+Lady: It was the worst sex I ever had. He had a few sips of coffee, then he pushed everything off the table and fucked me on it right then and there.
+
+Doctor: Well, then what's wrong?
+
+Lady: I'll never be able to show my face at Starbucks again.
+
+----
+
+Edit: To the guys saying that's not how Viagra works. Use some imagination damnit! Assume details if you have to.",2ttve4,7772,A lady goes to the doctor for help with her sex life...,"['doctor', 'give', 'husband', 'viagra', 'lady', 'ca', 'hate', 'pill', 'doctor', 'put', 'coffee', 'next', 'week', 'return', 'unhappy', 'doctor', 'good', 'lady', 'worst', 'sex', 'ever', 'sip', 'coffee', 'pushed', 'everything', 'table', 'fucked', 'right', 'doctor', 'well', 'wrong', 'lady', 'never', 'able', 'show', 'face', 'starbucks', 'edit', 'guy', 'saying', 'viagra', 'work', 'use', 'imagination', 'damnit', 'assume', 'detail']","['lady', 'go', 'doctor', 'help', 'sex', 'life']","['doctor', 'give', 'husband', 'viagra', 'lady', 'ca', 'hate', 'pill', 'doctor', 'put', 'coffee', 'next', 'week', 'return', 'unhappy', 'doctor', 'good', 'lady', 'worst', 'sex', 'ever', 'sip', 'coffee', 'pushed', 'everything', 'table', 'fucked', 'right', 'doctor', 'well', 'wrong', 'lady', 'never', 'able', 'show', 'face', 'starbucks', 'edit', 'guy', 'saying', 'viagra', 'work', 'use', 'imagination', 'damnit', 'assume', 'detail', 'lady', 'go', 'doctor', 'help', 'sex', 'life']",53
+"A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, 
+ ""I've lost my wife here in the supermarket."" 
+ ""Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?""
+ 
+  The woman looked puzzled. 
+ ""Why talk to me?"" she asked. 
+ 
+ ""Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!""",3qsl6t,7768,Easy way to search your wife.,"['man', 'approached', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'large', 'supermarket', 'said', 'lost', 'wife', 'supermarket', 'talk', 'couple', 'minute', 'woman', 'looked', 'puzzled', 'talk', 'asked', 'every', 'time', 'talk', 'woman', 'tit', 'like', 'wife', 'appears', 'nowhere']","['easy', 'way', 'search', 'wife']","['man', 'approached', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'large', 'supermarket', 'said', 'lost', 'wife', 'supermarket', 'talk', 'couple', 'minute', 'woman', 'looked', 'puzzled', 'talk', 'asked', 'every', 'time', 'talk', 'woman', 'tit', 'like', 'wife', 'appears', 'nowhere', 'easy', 'way', 'search', 'wife']",31
+"An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: ""I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield"".
+
+The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more. 
+
+Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Indian asks ""May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time"". The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: ""So, what will you use as a shield?""
+
+The Russian: ""The Indian, of course"".",2x8mov,7763,"An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell..","['american', 'indian', 'russian', 'got', 'hell', 'plead', 'devil', 'belong', 'devil', 'bored', 'make', 'offer', 'strike', 'time', 'whip', 'survive', 'let', 'go', 'use', 'anything', 'want', 'shield', 'american', 'go', 'first', 'build', 'shield', 'depleted', 'uranium', 'composite', 'hide', 'behind', 'devil', 'strike', 'shield', 'crack', 'twice', 'shield', 'fall', 'apart', 'thrice', 'american', 'next', 'go', 'indian', 'put', 'advanced', 'yoga', 'position', 'go', 'deep', 'hibernation', 'devil', 'strike', 'nothing', 'twice', 'indian', 'shiver', 'bit', 'thrice', 'indian', 'grunt', 'life', 'devil', 'amazed', 'tell', 'free', 'go', 'indian', 'asks', 'may', 'stay', 'watch', 'joke', 'russian', 'somehow', 'come', 'top', 'want', 'see', 'time', 'devil', 'nod', 'turn', 'russian', 'use', 'shield', 'russian', 'indian', 'course']","['american', 'indian', 'russian', 'got', 'hell']","['american', 'indian', 'russian', 'got', 'hell', 'plead', 'devil', 'belong', 'devil', 'bored', 'make', 'offer', 'strike', 'time', 'whip', 'survive', 'let', 'go', 'use', 'anything', 'want', 'shield', 'american', 'go', 'first', 'build', 'shield', 'depleted', 'uranium', 'composite', 'hide', 'behind', 'devil', 'strike', 'shield', 'crack', 'twice', 'shield', 'fall', 'apart', 'thrice', 'american', 'next', 'go', 'indian', 'put', 'advanced', 'yoga', 'position', 'go', 'deep', 'hibernation', 'devil', 'strike', 'nothing', 'twice', 'indian', 'shiver', 'bit', 'thrice', 'indian', 'grunt', 'life', 'devil', 'amazed', 'tell', 'free', 'go', 'indian', 'asks', 'may', 'stay', 'watch', 'joke', 'russian', 'somehow', 'come', 'top', 'want', 'see', 'time', 'devil', 'nod', 'turn', 'russian', 'use', 'shield', 'russian', 'indian', 'course', 'american', 'indian', 'russian', 'got', 'hell']",95
+"A farmer buys a young cock.  As soon as he gets it home it fucks all the Farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed.  At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens.
+
+Next day, it's fucking the ducks and the geese too.  Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling overhead.
+Farmer says, ""You deserved it, you horny bastard!  ""The cock opens one eye,points up and says,""Shhhhhh. They're about to land!!""",51y3qq,7750,A farmer buys a young cock...,"['farmer', 'buy', 'young', 'cock', 'soon', 'get', 'home', 'fuck', 'farmer', 'hen', 'farmer', 'impressed', 'lunch', 'cock', 'screw', 'hen', 'next', 'day', 'fucking', 'duck', 'goose', 'sadly', 'later', 'day', 'find', 'cock', 'lying', 'ground', 'vulture', 'circling', 'overhead', 'farmer', 'say', 'deserved', 'horny', 'bastard', 'cock', 'open', 'one', 'eye', 'point', 'say', 'shhhhhh', 'land']","['farmer', 'buy', 'young', 'cock']","['farmer', 'buy', 'young', 'cock', 'soon', 'get', 'home', 'fuck', 'farmer', 'hen', 'farmer', 'impressed', 'lunch', 'cock', 'screw', 'hen', 'next', 'day', 'fucking', 'duck', 'goose', 'sadly', 'later', 'day', 'find', 'cock', 'lying', 'ground', 'vulture', 'circling', 'overhead', 'farmer', 'say', 'deserved', 'horny', 'bastard', 'cock', 'open', 'one', 'eye', 'point', 'say', 'shhhhhh', 'land', 'farmer', 'buy', 'young', 'cock']",48
+"He looks up to heaven and says ""God, could you answer a question for me?""
+
+""Of course, my son,"" says God, ""what would you like to know?""
+
+""God, what is a million years to you?""
+
+""Well,"" says God, ""a million years to me is as a second.""
+
+""Hmm,"" says the man. ""I guess I understand. So what is a million dollars to you then?""
+
+""My son,"" God says, ""a million dollars to me is as a penny.""
+
+""Hmm,"" says the man. He goes back to praying, but after a little while he looks up again.
+
+""God,"" he asks, ""can I have a penny?""
+
+""Sure,"" God says. ""Just a second.""",4syy66,7739,A man is praying in church.,"['look', 'heaven', 'say', 'god', 'could', 'answer', 'question', 'course', 'son', 'say', 'god', 'would', 'like', 'know', 'god', 'million', 'year', 'well', 'say', 'god', 'million', 'year', 'second', 'hmm', 'say', 'man', 'guess', 'understand', 'million', 'dollar', 'son', 'god', 'say', 'million', 'dollar', 'penny', 'hmm', 'say', 'man', 'go', 'back', 'praying', 'little', 'look', 'god', 'asks', 'penny', 'sure', 'god', 'say', 'second']","['man', 'praying', 'church']","['look', 'heaven', 'say', 'god', 'could', 'answer', 'question', 'course', 'son', 'say', 'god', 'would', 'like', 'know', 'god', 'million', 'year', 'well', 'say', 'god', 'million', 'year', 'second', 'hmm', 'say', 'man', 'guess', 'understand', 'million', 'dollar', 'son', 'god', 'say', 'million', 'dollar', 'penny', 'hmm', 'say', 'man', 'go', 'back', 'praying', 'little', 'look', 'god', 'asks', 'penny', 'sure', 'god', 'say', 'second', 'man', 'praying', 'church']",54
+"I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want.""",4928ql,7737,I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers...,"['said', 'dude', 'use', 'printer', 'want']","['work', 'library', 'black', 'guy', 'asked', 'coloured', 'printer']","['said', 'dude', 'use', 'printer', 'want', 'work', 'library', 'black', 'guy', 'asked', 'coloured', 'printer']",12
+"His ears.
+
+Oooo! I get to say it! ""Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!"" Oh yea, and ""RIP my inbox""
+Good times!  
+",3s27kw,7734,What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?,"['ear', 'oooo', 'get', 'say', 'front', 'page', 'wow', 'thanks', 'oh', 'yea', 'rip', 'inbox', 'good', 'time']","['sensitive', 'part', 'man', 'anatomy', 'masturbating']","['ear', 'oooo', 'get', 'say', 'front', 'page', 'wow', 'thanks', 'oh', 'yea', 'rip', 'inbox', 'good', 'time', 'sensitive', 'part', 'man', 'anatomy', 'masturbating']",19
+Battle Royale with Cheese.,2o74on,7720,What do they call the Hunger Games in France?,"['battle', 'royale', 'cheese']","['call', 'hunger', 'game', 'france']","['battle', 'royale', 'cheese', 'call', 'hunger', 'game', 'france']",7
+"Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word ""tragedy.""
+So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: ""If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.""
+""No,"" says Mr Trump, ""that would be an accident.""
+A little girl raises her hand: ""If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.""
+""I'm afraid not,"" explains the exalted businessman. ""That's what we would call a great loss.""
+The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr Trump searches the room. ""Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?""
+Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: ""If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.""
+""Fantastic!"" exclaims Mr Trump, ""That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?""
+""Well,"" says the boy, ""because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.""
+",3nwms8,7718,Donald Trump visits an elementary school,"['donald', 'trump', 'visiting', 'elementary', 'school', 'visit', 'one', 'class', 'middle', 'discussion', 'related', 'word', 'meaning', 'teacher', 'asks', 'mr', 'trump', 'would', 'like', 'lead', 'discussion', 'word', 'tragedy', 'asks', 'class', 'example', 'tragedy', 'one', 'little', 'boy', 'stand', 'offer', 'best', 'friend', 'life', 'farm', 'playing', 'field', 'runaway', 'tractor', 'come', 'along', 'knock', 'dead', 'would', 'tragedy', 'say', 'mr', 'trump', 'would', 'accident', 'little', 'girl', 'raise', 'hand', 'school', 'bus', 'carrying', 'child', 'drove', 'cliff', 'killing', 'everyone', 'inside', 'would', 'tragedy', 'afraid', 'explains', 'exalted', 'businessman', 'would', 'call', 'great', 'loss', 'room', 'go', 'silent', 'child', 'volunteer', 'mr', 'trump', 'search', 'room', 'someone', 'give', 'example', 'tragedy', 'finally', 'back', 'room', 'little', 'johnny', 'raise', 'hand', 'quiet', 'voice', 'say', 'private', 'jet', 'carrying', 'struck', 'missile', 'blown', 'smithereens', 'would', 'tragedy', 'fantastic', 'exclaims', 'mr', 'trump', 'right', 'tell', 'would', 'tragedy', 'well', 'say', 'boy', 'sure', 'hell', 'would', 'great', 'loss', 'probably', 'would', 'accident', 'either']","['donald', 'trump', 'visit', 'elementary', 'school']","['donald', 'trump', 'visiting', 'elementary', 'school', 'visit', 'one', 'class', 'middle', 'discussion', 'related', 'word', 'meaning', 'teacher', 'asks', 'mr', 'trump', 'would', 'like', 'lead', 'discussion', 'word', 'tragedy', 'asks', 'class', 'example', 'tragedy', 'one', 'little', 'boy', 'stand', 'offer', 'best', 'friend', 'life', 'farm', 'playing', 'field', 'runaway', 'tractor', 'come', 'along', 'knock', 'dead', 'would', 'tragedy', 'say', 'mr', 'trump', 'would', 'accident', 'little', 'girl', 'raise', 'hand', 'school', 'bus', 'carrying', 'child', 'drove', 'cliff', 'killing', 'everyone', 'inside', 'would', 'tragedy', 'afraid', 'explains', 'exalted', 'businessman', 'would', 'call', 'great', 'loss', 'room', 'go', 'silent', 'child', 'volunteer', 'mr', 'trump', 'search', 'room', 'someone', 'give', 'example', 'tragedy', 'finally', 'back', 'room', 'little', 'johnny', 'raise', 'hand', 'quiet', 'voice', 'say', 'private', 'jet', 'carrying', 'struck', 'missile', 'blown', 'smithereens', 'would', 'tragedy', 'fantastic', 'exclaims', 'mr', 'trump', 'right', 'tell', 'would', 'tragedy', 'well', 'say', 'boy', 'sure', 'hell', 'would', 'great', 'loss', 'probably', 'would', 'accident', 'either', 'donald', 'trump', 'visit', 'elementary', 'school']",131
+"Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'",3uyd9z,7701,Sex Ed in 2015,"['remember', 'kid', 'chill', 'one', 'away', 'child']","['sex', 'ed']","['remember', 'kid', 'chill', 'one', 'away', 'child', 'sex', 'ed']",8
+Holy shit this blew up ,3dm3f8,7700,"""I am"" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ""I do"" is the longest sentence?","['holy', 'shit', 'blew']","['reportedly', 'shortest', 'sentence', 'english', 'language', 'could', 'longest', 'sentence']","['holy', 'shit', 'blew', 'reportedly', 'shortest', 'sentence', 'english', 'language', 'could', 'longest', 'sentence']",11
+Income.,4m9vxq,7687,What are pornstars paid?,['income'],"['pornstars', 'paid']","['income', 'pornstars', 'paid']",3
+"an Envelope
+ EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke",39ku0h,7686,"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?","['envelope', 'edit', 'deepest', 'canadian', 'apology', 'calling', 'riddle', 'always', 'took', 'cheesy', 'joke']","['start', 'e', 'end', 'e', 'contains', 'one', 'letter']","['envelope', 'edit', 'deepest', 'canadian', 'apology', 'calling', 'riddle', 'always', 'took', 'cheesy', 'joke', 'start', 'e', 'end', 'e', 'contains', 'one', 'letter']",18
+"A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and a juggler and was on his way to Austin to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
+
+ 
+
+The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said that if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
+
+ 
+
+The trooper said he had some flares and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
+
+ 
+
+While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Trooper's car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
+
+ 
+
+The drunk replied, ""You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.""",37kitr,7657,State Trooper pulls a car over,"['texas', 'state', 'trooper', 'pulled', 'car', 'mile', 'south', 'waco', 'texas', 'trooper', 'asked', 'driver', 'speeding', 'driver', 'said', 'magician', 'juggler', 'way', 'austin', 'show', 'shrine', 'circus', 'want', 'late', 'trooper', 'told', 'driver', 'fascinated', 'juggling', 'said', 'driver', 'would', 'little', 'juggling', 'would', 'give', 'ticket', 'told', 'trooper', 'sent', 'equipment', 'ahead', 'anything', 'juggle', 'trooper', 'said', 'flare', 'asked', 'could', 'juggle', 'juggler', 'said', 'could', 'trooper', 'got', 'flare', 'lit', 'handed', 'juggler', 'man', 'juggling', 'car', 'pulled', 'behind', 'state', 'trooper', 'car', 'drunken', 'good', 'old', 'boy', 'central', 'texas', 'got', 'watched', 'performance', 'went', 'trooper', 'car', 'opened', 'rear', 'door', 'got', 'trooper', 'observed', 'went', 'car', 'opened', 'door', 'asking', 'drunk', 'thought', 'drunk', 'replied', 'might', 'well', 'take', 'as', 'jail', 'cause', 'ai', 'way', 'pas', 'test']","['state', 'trooper', 'pull', 'car']","['texas', 'state', 'trooper', 'pulled', 'car', 'mile', 'south', 'waco', 'texas', 'trooper', 'asked', 'driver', 'speeding', 'driver', 'said', 'magician', 'juggler', 'way', 'austin', 'show', 'shrine', 'circus', 'want', 'late', 'trooper', 'told', 'driver', 'fascinated', 'juggling', 'said', 'driver', 'would', 'little', 'juggling', 'would', 'give', 'ticket', 'told', 'trooper', 'sent', 'equipment', 'ahead', 'anything', 'juggle', 'trooper', 'said', 'flare', 'asked', 'could', 'juggle', 'juggler', 'said', 'could', 'trooper', 'got', 'flare', 'lit', 'handed', 'juggler', 'man', 'juggling', 'car', 'pulled', 'behind', 'state', 'trooper', 'car', 'drunken', 'good', 'old', 'boy', 'central', 'texas', 'got', 'watched', 'performance', 'went', 'trooper', 'car', 'opened', 'rear', 'door', 'got', 'trooper', 'observed', 'went', 'car', 'opened', 'door', 'asking', 'drunk', 'thought', 'drunk', 'replied', 'might', 'well', 'take', 'as', 'jail', 'cause', 'ai', 'way', 'pas', 'test', 'state', 'trooper', 'pull', 'car']",108
+"My teenage daughter came home in a rage.
+
+‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’
+
+I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”",365khy,7653,Teenage sex,"['teenage', 'daughter', 'came', 'home', 'rage', 'done', 'sex', 'education', 'school', 'today', 'dad', 'lied', 'told', 'sex', 'sixteenth', 'birthday', 'boyfriend', 'die', 'put', 'paper', 'oh', 'sweetheart']","['teenage', 'sex']","['teenage', 'daughter', 'came', 'home', 'rage', 'done', 'sex', 'education', 'school', 'today', 'dad', 'lied', 'told', 'sex', 'sixteenth', 'birthday', 'boyfriend', 'die', 'put', 'paper', 'oh', 'sweetheart', 'teenage', 'sex']",24
+"Step 1
+
+Step 2
+
+Step 5
+
+Step 9
+
+Step 12
+
+Floor",4dg4l3,7646,How to Fall Down the Stairs,"['step', 'step', 'step', 'step', 'step', 'floor']","['fall', 'stair']","['step', 'step', 'step', 'step', 'step', 'floor', 'fall', 'stair']",8
+"She replied:
+
+
+""Beats the hell outta me""
+
+
+Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys",3mmm91,7645,"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?""","['replied', 'beat', 'hell', 'outta', 'edit', 'holy', 'shit', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy']","['rihanna', 'asked', 'think', 'chris', 'brown', 'denied', 'visa', 'australia']","['replied', 'beat', 'hell', 'outta', 'edit', 'holy', 'shit', 'front', 'page', 'thanks', 'guy', 'rihanna', 'asked', 'think', 'chris', 'brown', 'denied', 'visa', 'australia']",19
+Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.',2t6med,7644,*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?',"['candidate', 'say', 'biggest', 'weakness', 'listening', 'skill']","['interview', 'interviewer', 'long', 'employed', 'last', 'job']","['candidate', 'say', 'biggest', 'weakness', 'listening', 'skill', 'interview', 'interviewer', 'long', 'employed', 'last', 'job']",12
+Free,2s6mtp,7628,I like my coffee like I like my slaves...,['free'],"['like', 'coffee', 'like', 'like', 'slave']","['free', 'like', 'coffee', 'like', 'like', 'slave']",6
+Which makes me an eighth theist.,4jelh0,7606,I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.,"['make', 'eighth', 'theist']","['believe', 'everything', 'bible', 'say']","['make', 'eighth', 'theist', 'believe', 'everything', 'bible', 'say']",7
+Come on guys.,3a20id,7603,I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny.,"['come', 'guy']","['seeing', 'humor', 'sub', 'lately', 'wanted', 'say', 'something', 'gay', 'joke', 'funny']","['come', 'guy', 'seeing', 'humor', 'sub', 'lately', 'wanted', 'say', 'something', 'gay', 'joke', 'funny']",12
+"""Hurry!"" she said.  ""Stand in the corner.""  She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.  ""Don't move until I tell you to,"" she whispered.  ""Just pretend you're a statue.""
+
+""What's this, honey?"" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
+
+""Oh, it's just a statue,"" she replied nonchalantly.  ""The Smiths bought one for their bedroom.  I liked it so much, I got one for us, too.""
+
+No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.  
+
+Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. 
+
+""Here,"" he said to the 'statue'.  ""Eat something.  I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.""",3kayui,7588,A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.,"['hurry', 'said', 'stand', 'corner', 'quickly', 'rubbed', 'baby', 'oil', 'dusted', 'talcum', 'powder', 'move', 'tell', 'whispered', 'pretend', 'statue', 'honey', 'husband', 'inquired', 'entered', 'room', 'oh', 'statue', 'replied', 'nonchalantly', 'smith', 'bought', 'one', 'bedroom', 'liked', 'much', 'got', 'one', 'u', 'said', 'statue', 'even', 'later', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'around', 'two', 'morning', 'husband', 'got', 'bed', 'went', 'kitchen', 'returned', 'later', 'sandwich', 'glass', 'milk', 'said', 'eat', 'something', 'stood', 'like', 'idiot', 'smith', 'three', 'day', 'nobody', 'offered', 'much', 'glass', 'water']","['woman', 'bed', 'lover', 'heard', 'husband', 'opening', 'front', 'door']","['hurry', 'said', 'stand', 'corner', 'quickly', 'rubbed', 'baby', 'oil', 'dusted', 'talcum', 'powder', 'move', 'tell', 'whispered', 'pretend', 'statue', 'honey', 'husband', 'inquired', 'entered', 'room', 'oh', 'statue', 'replied', 'nonchalantly', 'smith', 'bought', 'one', 'bedroom', 'liked', 'much', 'got', 'one', 'u', 'said', 'statue', 'even', 'later', 'night', 'went', 'sleep', 'around', 'two', 'morning', 'husband', 'got', 'bed', 'went', 'kitchen', 'returned', 'later', 'sandwich', 'glass', 'milk', 'said', 'eat', 'something', 'stood', 'like', 'idiot', 'smith', 'three', 'day', 'nobody', 'offered', 'much', 'glass', 'water', 'woman', 'bed', 'lover', 'heard', 'husband', 'opening', 'front', 'door']",76
+"The man at customs asks him
+""Do you have a criminal record?""
+The British man replies
+""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more.""",4onshn,7572,A British man is visiting Australia.,"['man', 'custom', 'asks', 'criminal', 'record', 'british', 'man', 'reply', 'think', 'need', 'one', 'get', 'australia']","['british', 'man', 'visiting', 'australia']","['man', 'custom', 'asks', 'criminal', 'record', 'british', 'man', 'reply', 'think', 'need', 'one', 'get', 'australia', 'british', 'man', 'visiting', 'australia']",17
+"""friends""",4uyb83,7569,"If men call short women ""petite"", what do women call short men?",['friend'],"['men', 'call', 'short', 'woman', 'petite', 'woman', 'call', 'short', 'men']","['friend', 'men', 'call', 'short', 'woman', 'petite', 'woman', 'call', 'short', 'men']",10
+The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames,2csb4u,7566,I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes...,"['first', 'one', 'got', 'response', 'second', 'one', 'shot', 'flame']","['heard', 'guy', 'tell', 'two', 'terrible', 'malaysian', 'airline', 'joke']","['first', 'one', 'got', 'response', 'second', 'one', 'shot', 'flame', 'heard', 'guy', 'tell', 'two', 'terrible', 'malaysian', 'airline', 'joke']",16
+"So I took a shower earlier today and left my 2 year old son in the living room with the TV on thinking he would be ok.  I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room in green permanent marker that he somehow got a hold of.  As you can imagine, I flipped out and immediately ran to the store to buy cleaning supplies.  I tried at least five different types, and scrubbed for at least half an hour but the stain was still there.  Does anybody have any good methods for getting blood out of the carpet?",2t44ce,7562,LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls,"['took', 'shower', 'earlier', 'today', 'left', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'living', 'room', 'tv', 'thinking', 'would', 'ok', 'come', 'minute', 'later', 'covered', 'entire', 'living', 'room', 'green', 'permanent', 'marker', 'somehow', 'got', 'hold', 'imagine', 'flipped', 'immediately', 'ran', 'store', 'buy', 'cleaning', 'supply', 'tried', 'least', 'five', 'different', 'type', 'scrubbed', 'least', 'half', 'hour', 'stain', 'still', 'anybody', 'good', 'method', 'getting', 'blood', 'carpet']","['lpt', 'request', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'drew', 'permanent', 'marker', 'wall']","['took', 'shower', 'earlier', 'today', 'left', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'living', 'room', 'tv', 'thinking', 'would', 'ok', 'come', 'minute', 'later', 'covered', 'entire', 'living', 'room', 'green', 'permanent', 'marker', 'somehow', 'got', 'hold', 'imagine', 'flipped', 'immediately', 'ran', 'store', 'buy', 'cleaning', 'supply', 'tried', 'least', 'five', 'different', 'type', 'scrubbed', 'least', 'half', 'hour', 'stain', 'still', 'anybody', 'good', 'method', 'getting', 'blood', 'carpet', 'lpt', 'request', 'year', 'old', 'son', 'drew', 'permanent', 'marker', 'wall']",61
+"You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom""",3zk950,7561,Having gay parents must be horrible,"['either', 'get', 'twice', 'usual', 'amount', 'dad', 'joke', 'get', 'stuck', 'infinite', 'loop', 'go', 'ask', 'mom']","['gay', 'parent', 'must', 'horrible']","['either', 'get', 'twice', 'usual', 'amount', 'dad', 'joke', 'get', 'stuck', 'infinite', 'loop', 'go', 'ask', 'mom', 'gay', 'parent', 'must', 'horrible']",18
+"Because there is zero drag.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+&nbsp;
+
+^^I ^^literally ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^2 ^^hours ^^ago.
+
+&nbsp;
+
+&nbsp;
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Edit: ***SANITIZED VERSION***
+
+&nbsp;
+
+Q: Why are there no drag queens in space?
+
+A: Because there is very little drag and whatever drag there is in LEO is caused by miniscule amounts of athmospheric gasses and tidal forces! HAHAHAHAHAH!
+
+&nbsp;
+
+&nbsp;
+
+^^I ^^figuratively ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^while ^^banging ^^my ^^head ^^aginst ^^a ^^wall.",3jzh41,7550,Why are there no transvestites in space?,"['zero', 'drag', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'sanitized', 'version', 'nbsp', 'q', 'drag', 'queen', 'space', 'little', 'drag', 'whatever', 'drag', 'leo', 'caused', 'miniscule', 'amount', 'athmospheric', 'gas', 'tidal', 'force', 'hahahahahah', 'nbsp', 'nbsp']","['transvestite', 'space']","['zero', 'drag', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'edit', 'sanitized', 'version', 'nbsp', 'q', 'drag', 'queen', 'space', 'little', 'drag', 'whatever', 'drag', 'leo', 'caused', 'miniscule', 'amount', 'athmospheric', 'gas', 'tidal', 'force', 'hahahahahah', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'transvestite', 'space']",32
+Oh the irony.,3ayhb6,7539,Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.,"['oh', 'irony']","['pretty', 'soon', 'place', 'able', 'buy', 'confederate', 'flag', 'black', 'market']","['oh', 'irony', 'pretty', 'soon', 'place', 'able', 'buy', 'confederate', 'flag', 'black', 'market']",11
+"A boy asks his dad ""Why do they say gardeners have green thumbs,when their thumbs are not green?""
+
+The dad replies,""It's just a saying son,It's like when somebody is caught stealing,they say they have been caught 'red handed',even though their hands is black.""",4iumvg,7534,A boy asks his dad a question,"['boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'say', 'gardener', 'green', 'thumb', 'thumb', 'green', 'dad', 'reply', 'saying', 'son', 'like', 'somebody', 'caught', 'stealing', 'say', 'caught', 'handed', 'even', 'though', 'hand', 'black']","['boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'question']","['boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'say', 'gardener', 'green', 'thumb', 'thumb', 'green', 'dad', 'reply', 'saying', 'son', 'like', 'somebody', 'caught', 'stealing', 'say', 'caught', 'handed', 'even', 'though', 'hand', 'black', 'boy', 'asks', 'dad', 'question']",28
+"A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
+a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
+
+As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
+
+While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, ""You must be single.""
+
+The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, ""Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?""
+
+The drunk replied, ""'Cuz you're ugly.""",2tqol9,7530,You must be single...,"['woman', 'shopping', 'local', 'supermarket', 'selected', 'milk', 'carton', 'egg', 'quart', 'orange', 'juice', 'head', 'romaine', 'lettuce', 'lb', 'coffee', 'lb', 'package', 'bacon', 'unloading', 'item', 'onto', 'conveyor', 'belt', 'check', 'drunk', 'standing', 'behind', 'watching', 'cashier', 'ringing', 'purchase', 'drunk', 'calmly', 'stated', 'must', 'single', 'woman', 'bit', 'startled', 'proclamation', 'intrigued', 'derelict', 'intuition', 'since', 'indeed', 'single', 'looked', 'six', 'item', 'belt', 'saw', 'nothing', 'particularly', 'unusual', 'selection', 'could', 'tipped', 'drunk', 'marital', 'status', 'curiosity', 'getting', 'better', 'said', 'well', 'know', 'absolutely', 'correct', 'earth', 'know', 'drunk', 'replied', 'ugly']","['must', 'single']","['woman', 'shopping', 'local', 'supermarket', 'selected', 'milk', 'carton', 'egg', 'quart', 'orange', 'juice', 'head', 'romaine', 'lettuce', 'lb', 'coffee', 'lb', 'package', 'bacon', 'unloading', 'item', 'onto', 'conveyor', 'belt', 'check', 'drunk', 'standing', 'behind', 'watching', 'cashier', 'ringing', 'purchase', 'drunk', 'calmly', 'stated', 'must', 'single', 'woman', 'bit', 'startled', 'proclamation', 'intrigued', 'derelict', 'intuition', 'since', 'indeed', 'single', 'looked', 'six', 'item', 'belt', 'saw', 'nothing', 'particularly', 'unusual', 'selection', 'could', 'tipped', 'drunk', 'marital', 'status', 'curiosity', 'getting', 'better', 'said', 'well', 'know', 'absolutely', 'correct', 'earth', 'know', 'drunk', 'replied', 'ugly', 'must', 'single']",76
+"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 
+
+""Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"" 
+
+The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 
+
+""Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
+
+1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
+2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
+3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
+4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
+5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler
+
+""Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?""
+
+The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ""No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.""",4gc92n,7518,"An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....","['old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'biker', 'bar', 'mistake', 'find', 'way', 'bar', 'stool', 'order', 'coffee', 'sitting', 'yell', 'waiter', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'blonde', 'joke', 'bar', 'immediately', 'fall', 'absolutely', 'silent', 'deep', 'husky', 'voice', 'woman', 'next', 'say', 'tell', 'joke', 'cowboy', 'think', 'fair', 'given', 'blind', 'know', 'five', 'thing', 'bartender', 'blonde', 'girl', 'baseball', 'bat', 'bouncer', 'blonde', 'girl', 'tall', 'blonde', 'woman', 'black', 'belt', 'karate', 'woman', 'sitting', 'next', 'blonde', 'professional', 'weightlifter', 'lady', 'right', 'blonde', 'professional', 'wrestler', 'think', 'seriously', 'mister', 'still', 'wan', 'na', 'tell', 'joke', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'think', 'second', 'shake', 'head', 'mutter', 'gon', 'na', 'explain', 'five', 'time']","['old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'bar']","['old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'biker', 'bar', 'mistake', 'find', 'way', 'bar', 'stool', 'order', 'coffee', 'sitting', 'yell', 'waiter', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'hear', 'blonde', 'joke', 'bar', 'immediately', 'fall', 'absolutely', 'silent', 'deep', 'husky', 'voice', 'woman', 'next', 'say', 'tell', 'joke', 'cowboy', 'think', 'fair', 'given', 'blind', 'know', 'five', 'thing', 'bartender', 'blonde', 'girl', 'baseball', 'bat', 'bouncer', 'blonde', 'girl', 'tall', 'blonde', 'woman', 'black', 'belt', 'karate', 'woman', 'sitting', 'next', 'blonde', 'professional', 'weightlifter', 'lady', 'right', 'blonde', 'professional', 'wrestler', 'think', 'seriously', 'mister', 'still', 'wan', 'na', 'tell', 'joke', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'think', 'second', 'shake', 'head', 'mutter', 'gon', 'na', 'explain', 'five', 'time', 'old', 'blind', 'cowboy', 'wanders', 'bar']",93
+"A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ years old man walking past. 
+
+She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, ""hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?""
+
+
+The old man said, ""but I won't be able to...""
+
+Prostitute: ""c'mon man.... give it a try... ""
+
+Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his 8 incher and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. 
+
+When he's done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, ""but you said you won't be able to....""
+
+
+""...pay you"" replied the old man.",35xexf,7511,Old man and the prostitute [NSFW],"['prostitute', 'standing', 'outside', 'motel', 'small', 'town', 'saw', 'year', 'old', 'man', 'walking', 'past', 'customer', 'whistle', 'say', 'hey', 'would', 'like', 'fun', 'time', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'prostitute', 'man', 'give', 'try', 'old', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'old', 'man', 'whip', 'incher', 'fuck', 'daylight', 'minute', 'done', 'prostitute', 'exhausted', 'tired', 'say', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'pay', 'replied', 'old', 'man']","['old', 'man', 'prostitute', 'nsfw']","['prostitute', 'standing', 'outside', 'motel', 'small', 'town', 'saw', 'year', 'old', 'man', 'walking', 'past', 'customer', 'whistle', 'say', 'hey', 'would', 'like', 'fun', 'time', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'prostitute', 'man', 'give', 'try', 'old', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'go', 'old', 'man', 'whip', 'incher', 'fuck', 'daylight', 'minute', 'done', 'prostitute', 'exhausted', 'tired', 'say', 'said', 'wo', 'able', 'pay', 'replied', 'old', 'man', 'old', 'man', 'prostitute', 'nsfw']",57
+It's not a question. ,38rtoj,7507,How Long is a Chinese name.,['question'],"['long', 'chinese', 'name']","['question', 'long', 'chinese', 'name']",4
+"Now I drink for evil
+
+EDIT: Thanks for front page",3cgs07,7507,I've finally stopped drinking for good.,"['drink', 'evil', 'edit', 'thanks', 'front', 'page']","['finally', 'stopped', 'drinking', 'good']","['drink', 'evil', 'edit', 'thanks', 'front', 'page', 'finally', 'stopped', 'drinking', 'good']",10
+"In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...",2o9fln,7504,We should've known about the failure of communism,"['retrospect', 'lot', 'red', 'flag']","['known', 'failure', 'communism']","['retrospect', 'lot', 'red', 'flag', 'known', 'failure', 'communism']",7
+On the front page of reddit.,4bpvk5,7501,What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?,"['front', 'page', 'reddit']","['best', 'way', 'break', 'girlfriend']","['front', 'page', 'reddit', 'best', 'way', 'break', 'girlfriend']",7
+"A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
+
+So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. ""Take another sip!"" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. ""Another!"" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
+
+The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he's hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.
+
+""What a shame"" his dad said. 
+
+""He should have quit while he was ahead""",3wpf1g,7489,A boy was born without a body,"['boy', 'born', 'without', 'body', 'arm', 'leg', 'head', 'birthday', 'dad', 'take', 'pub', 'first', 'pint', 'take', 'sip', 'boom', 'body', 'pop', 'take', 'another', 'sip', 'everyone', 'shout', 'boom', 'arm', 'pop', 'another', 'everyone', 'chant', 'take', 'another', 'sip', 'leg', 'pop', 'boy', 'really', 'happy', 'run', 'outside', 'excitement', 'hit', 'oncoming', 'truck', 'killed', 'instantly', 'shame', 'dad', 'said', 'quit', 'ahead']","['boy', 'born', 'without', 'body']","['boy', 'born', 'without', 'body', 'arm', 'leg', 'head', 'birthday', 'dad', 'take', 'pub', 'first', 'pint', 'take', 'sip', 'boom', 'body', 'pop', 'take', 'another', 'sip', 'everyone', 'shout', 'boom', 'arm', 'pop', 'another', 'everyone', 'chant', 'take', 'another', 'sip', 'leg', 'pop', 'boy', 'really', 'happy', 'run', 'outside', 'excitement', 'hit', 'oncoming', 'truck', 'killed', 'instantly', 'shame', 'dad', 'said', 'quit', 'ahead', 'boy', 'born', 'without', 'body']",54
+"The town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners so the sheriff gets an idea. He decides he’ll charge money to let the townspeople punish the crooks and use the money to keep them in jail for as long as he can. The sheriff figures even a short stay in jail will be plenty after a little “justice” from the townspeople.
+
+The sheriff takes the criminals to the town square, handcuffs them posts and sets up shop. He tells the people that the punishment should fit the crime so anyone can pay $1 to kick the rapist in the groin. Since the con artist used his image to wrong his victims, anyone can pay $1 to hit him in the face.
+
+After a while there are two long lines for the criminals. Some people paying $5, $10, even $15 to get their licks in. After a long while, a guy steps up for his turn and sees the con artist’s face is a bloody pulp and thinks “He’s so beat up at this point, he probably can’t even feel anything anymore. I’m not going to waste my money on that.” So the guy walks up and kicks the con artist squarely in the groin.
+
+The sheriff sees this and hurries over and says, “Hey son, you can’t do that here.”
+
+The man asks, “Why not?”
+
+And the sheriff replies, “Because this is the punch line.”",2ir6dh,7477,A rapist and con artist get caught by the sheriff in a small town.,"['town', 'much', 'money', 'take', 'care', 'prisoner', 'sheriff', 'get', 'idea', 'decides', 'charge', 'money', 'let', 'townspeople', 'punish', 'crook', 'use', 'money', 'keep', 'jail', 'long', 'sheriff', 'figure', 'even', 'short', 'stay', 'jail', 'plenty', 'little', 'justice', 'townspeople', 'sheriff', 'take', 'criminal', 'town', 'square', 'handcuff', 'post', 'set', 'shop', 'tell', 'people', 'punishment', 'fit', 'crime', 'anyone', 'pay', 'kick', 'rapist', 'groin', 'since', 'con', 'artist', 'used', 'image', 'wrong', 'victim', 'anyone', 'pay', 'hit', 'face', 'two', 'long', 'line', 'criminal', 'people', 'paying', 'even', 'get', 'lick', 'long', 'guy', 'step', 'turn', 'see', 'con', 'artist', 'face', 'bloody', 'pulp', 'think', 'beat', 'point', 'probably', 'even', 'feel', 'anything', 'anymore', 'going', 'waste', 'money', 'guy', 'walk', 'kick', 'con', 'artist', 'squarely', 'groin', 'sheriff', 'see', 'hurry', 'say', 'hey', 'son', 'man', 'asks', 'sheriff', 'reply', 'punch', 'line']","['rapist', 'con', 'artist', 'get', 'caught', 'sheriff', 'small', 'town']","['town', 'much', 'money', 'take', 'care', 'prisoner', 'sheriff', 'get', 'idea', 'decides', 'charge', 'money', 'let', 'townspeople', 'punish', 'crook', 'use', 'money', 'keep', 'jail', 'long', 'sheriff', 'figure', 'even', 'short', 'stay', 'jail', 'plenty', 'little', 'justice', 'townspeople', 'sheriff', 'take', 'criminal', 'town', 'square', 'handcuff', 'post', 'set', 'shop', 'tell', 'people', 'punishment', 'fit', 'crime', 'anyone', 'pay', 'kick', 'rapist', 'groin', 'since', 'con', 'artist', 'used', 'image', 'wrong', 'victim', 'anyone', 'pay', 'hit', 'face', 'two', 'long', 'line', 'criminal', 'people', 'paying', 'even', 'get', 'lick', 'long', 'guy', 'step', 'turn', 'see', 'con', 'artist', 'face', 'bloody', 'pulp', 'think', 'beat', 'point', 'probably', 'even', 'feel', 'anything', 'anymore', 'going', 'waste', 'money', 'guy', 'walk', 'kick', 'con', 'artist', 'squarely', 'groin', 'sheriff', 'see', 'hurry', 'say', 'hey', 'son', 'man', 'asks', 'sheriff', 'reply', 'punch', 'line', 'rapist', 'con', 'artist', 'get', 'caught', 'sheriff', 'small', 'town']",118
+The execution,4tw95r,7472,What makes an ISIS joke funny?,['execution'],"['make', 'isi', 'joke', 'funny']","['execution', 'make', 'isi', 'joke', 'funny']",5
+"...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
+
+The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
+
+“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
+
+Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
+
+“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
+
+Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
+
+The boy licked his cone and replied,
+
+“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”",27v7ym,7467,A young boy enters a barber shop..,"['barber', 'whisper', 'customer', 'dumbest', 'kid', 'world', 'watch', 'prove', 'barber', 'put', 'dollar', 'bill', 'one', 'hand', 'two', 'quarter', 'call', 'boy', 'asks', 'want', 'son', 'boy', 'take', 'quarter', 'leaf', 'tell', 'said', 'barber', 'kid', 'never', 'learns', 'later', 'customer', 'leaf', 'see', 'young', 'boy', 'coming', 'ice', 'cream', 'store', 'hey', 'son', 'may', 'ask', 'question', 'take', 'quarter', 'instead', 'dollar', 'bill', 'boy', 'licked', 'cone', 'replied', 'day', 'take', 'dollar', 'game']","['young', 'boy', 'enters', 'barber', 'shop']","['barber', 'whisper', 'customer', 'dumbest', 'kid', 'world', 'watch', 'prove', 'barber', 'put', 'dollar', 'bill', 'one', 'hand', 'two', 'quarter', 'call', 'boy', 'asks', 'want', 'son', 'boy', 'take', 'quarter', 'leaf', 'tell', 'said', 'barber', 'kid', 'never', 'learns', 'later', 'customer', 'leaf', 'see', 'young', 'boy', 'coming', 'ice', 'cream', 'store', 'hey', 'son', 'may', 'ask', 'question', 'take', 'quarter', 'instead', 'dollar', 'bill', 'boy', 'licked', 'cone', 'replied', 'day', 'take', 'dollar', 'game', 'young', 'boy', 'enters', 'barber', 'shop']",64
+"A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.",4blcik,7461,I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.,"['woman', 'asked', 'check', 'balance', 'pushed']","['lost', 'job', 'bank', 'first', 'day']","['woman', 'asked', 'check', 'balance', 'pushed', 'lost', 'job', 'bank', 'first', 'day']",10
+I'm gonna miss tumblr,42xchq,7461,"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats","['gon', 'na', 'miss', 'tumblr']","['health', 'reason', 'doctor', 'say', 'avoid', 'trans', 'fat']","['gon', 'na', 'miss', 'tumblr', 'health', 'reason', 'doctor', 'say', 'avoid', 'trans', 'fat']",11
+They told me to try Vine.,2no1fz,7441,I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub.,"['told', 'try', 'vine']","['tried', 'uploading', 'sex', 'tape', 'pornhub']","['told', 'try', 'vine', 'tried', 'uploading', 'sex', 'tape', 'pornhub']",8
+"Kid 1: I bet you're a virgin
+
+Kid 2: I was a virgin, until last night!
+
+Kid 1: Lies!
+
+Kid 2: Ask your sister.
+
+Kid 1: Ha! I don't have a sister!
+
+Kid 2: You will in about nine months!
+
+
+Edit: Thanks for the support guys!",5ruc7l,7435,Two kids were talking...,"['kid', 'bet', 'virgin', 'kid', 'virgin', 'last', 'night', 'kid', 'lie', 'kid', 'ask', 'sister', 'kid', 'ha', 'sister', 'kid', 'nine', 'month', 'edit', 'thanks', 'support', 'guy']","['two', 'kid', 'talking']","['kid', 'bet', 'virgin', 'kid', 'virgin', 'last', 'night', 'kid', 'lie', 'kid', 'ask', 'sister', 'kid', 'ha', 'sister', 'kid', 'nine', 'month', 'edit', 'thanks', 'support', 'guy', 'two', 'kid', 'talking']",25
+"Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit.
+
+Me: Who?
+
+Wife: My butt cheeks.",3bkxoz,7433,My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy!,"['wife', 'ca', 'believe', 'still', 'together', 'shit', 'wife', 'butt', 'cheek']","['wife', 'told', 'car', 'day', 'thought', 'might', 'enjoy']","['wife', 'ca', 'believe', 'still', 'together', 'shit', 'wife', 'butt', 'cheek', 'wife', 'told', 'car', 'day', 'thought', 'might', 'enjoy']",16
+He nuts and bolts.,4b8fqe,7424,What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?,"['nut', 'bolt']","['robot', 'end', 'one', 'night', 'stand']","['nut', 'bolt', 'robot', 'end', 'one', 'night', 'stand']",7
+( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),35d2bw,7424,"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees.",[],"['lpt', 'ever', 'get', 'cold', 'sweater', 'stand', 'corner', 'minute', 'usually', 'degree']","['lpt', 'ever', 'get', 'cold', 'sweater', 'stand', 'corner', 'minute', 'usually', 'degree']",10
+If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.,4fkldb,7405,I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.',"['one', 'buy', 'going', 'kill']","['writing', 'book', 'called', 'overreacting']","['one', 'buy', 'going', 'kill', 'writing', 'book', 'called', 'overreacting']",8
+"""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son.
+
+""Yes.""",2ryl97,7395,"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime.""","['something', 'said', 'asks', 'son', 'yes']","['son', 'think', 'cut', 'mime']","['something', 'said', 'asks', 'son', 'yes', 'son', 'think', 'cut', 'mime']",9
+"The man says, ""I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!""
+
+""I don't believe you,"" says the cop. ""Show me.""
+
+The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
+
+""Well,"" says the cop, ""where are the drugs now?""
+
+""What drugs?""
+",4kjdhi,7394,A man was caught by a cop with drugs in the bathroom,"['man', 'say', 'swear', 'mine', 'found', 'tried', 'flush', 'toilet', 'every', 'time', 'flush', 'drug', 'magically', 'reappears', 'hand', 'believe', 'say', 'cop', 'show', 'man', 'toss', 'bag', 'drug', 'toilet', 'flush', 'bag', 'swish', 'cop', 'stare', 'man', 'empty', 'hand', 'bag', 'flushed', 'well', 'say', 'cop', 'drug', 'drug']","['man', 'caught', 'cop', 'drug', 'bathroom']","['man', 'say', 'swear', 'mine', 'found', 'tried', 'flush', 'toilet', 'every', 'time', 'flush', 'drug', 'magically', 'reappears', 'hand', 'believe', 'say', 'cop', 'show', 'man', 'toss', 'bag', 'drug', 'toilet', 'flush', 'bag', 'swish', 'cop', 'stare', 'man', 'empty', 'hand', 'bag', 'flushed', 'well', 'say', 'cop', 'drug', 'drug', 'man', 'caught', 'cop', 'drug', 'bathroom']",44
+"The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
+
+The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he's still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar. 
+
+""No, she'll never go for a man with a wooden eye,"" the man says.
+
+""Okay, how about that girl over there?"" His friend responds. ""She has a really big nose"".
+
+The man walks over to the girl and asks, ""Would you like to dance?""
+
+Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses ""Would, I?! Would I?!""
+
+To which the man quickly responds ""Big nose! Big nose!""
+
+",3f7jb7,7389,A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident....,"['doctor', 'save', 'life', 'loses', 'one', 'eye', 'nice', 'glass', 'one', 'fitted', 'temporarily', 'given', 'wooden', 'eye', 'man', 'becomes', 'depressed', 'eye', 'loss', 'sits', 'home', 'moping', 'around', 'eventually', 'friend', 'come', 'drag', 'bar', 'try', 'cheer', 'bar', 'still', 'sitting', 'looking', 'depressed', 'really', 'talking', 'one', 'friend', 'suggests', 'try', 'talk', 'cute', 'girl', 'seems', 'alone', 'bar', 'never', 'go', 'man', 'wooden', 'eye', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'girl', 'friend', 'responds', 'really', 'big', 'nose', 'man', 'walk', 'girl', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'dance', 'excited', 'shocked', 'asked', 'dance', 'attractive', 'man', 'woman', 'response', 'would', 'would', 'man', 'quickly', 'responds', 'big', 'nose', 'big', 'nose']","['handsome', 'man', 'get', 'terrible', 'car', 'accident']","['doctor', 'save', 'life', 'loses', 'one', 'eye', 'nice', 'glass', 'one', 'fitted', 'temporarily', 'given', 'wooden', 'eye', 'man', 'becomes', 'depressed', 'eye', 'loss', 'sits', 'home', 'moping', 'around', 'eventually', 'friend', 'come', 'drag', 'bar', 'try', 'cheer', 'bar', 'still', 'sitting', 'looking', 'depressed', 'really', 'talking', 'one', 'friend', 'suggests', 'try', 'talk', 'cute', 'girl', 'seems', 'alone', 'bar', 'never', 'go', 'man', 'wooden', 'eye', 'man', 'say', 'okay', 'girl', 'friend', 'responds', 'really', 'big', 'nose', 'man', 'walk', 'girl', 'asks', 'would', 'like', 'dance', 'excited', 'shocked', 'asked', 'dance', 'attractive', 'man', 'woman', 'response', 'would', 'would', 'man', 'quickly', 'responds', 'big', 'nose', 'big', 'nose', 'handsome', 'man', 'get', 'terrible', 'car', 'accident']",91
+"You can't fix shit with all that screaming and crying.
+
+(**Yes, you can evacuate people.** Check #2 here: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/evacuate)",4vjigx,7382,Why do they evacuate women and children first?,"['ca', 'fix', 'shit', 'screaming', 'cry', 'yes', 'evacuate', 'people', 'check', 'http']","['evacuate', 'woman', 'child', 'first']","['ca', 'fix', 'shit', 'screaming', 'cry', 'yes', 'evacuate', 'people', 'check', 'http', 'evacuate', 'woman', 'child', 'first']",14
+"I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?""
+And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit.""
+Classic Denzel.
+
+",2n8yal,7382,I saw Denzel Washington on the street today.,"['said', 'hey', 'denzel', 'get', 'picture', 'like', 'denzel', 'washington', 'racist', 'piece', 'shit', 'classic', 'denzel']","['saw', 'denzel', 'washington', 'street', 'today']","['said', 'hey', 'denzel', 'get', 'picture', 'like', 'denzel', 'washington', 'racist', 'piece', 'shit', 'classic', 'denzel', 'saw', 'denzel', 'washington', 'street', 'today']",18
+"
+A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.
+
+Attorney: ""May I help you?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"".
+
+Attorney: ""Well do you have any grounds?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got about a hundred acres.""
+
+Attorney: ""No, you don't understand, do you have a case?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.""
+
+Attorney: ""I mean, do you have a grudge?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere.""
+
+Attorney: ""No sir, I mean do you have a suit?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.""
+
+Attorney: ""Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.""
+
+Attorney: ""Well, is she a nagger or anything?""
+
+Hillbilly: ""No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce.""",3gl4cx,7364,Redneck Divorce,"['hillbilly', 'walked', 'attorney', 'office', 'wanting', 'file', 'divorce', 'attorney', 'may', 'help', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'want', 'get', 'one', 'dayvorces', 'attorney', 'well', 'ground', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'got', 'hundred', 'acre', 'attorney', 'understand', 'case', 'hillbilly', 'case', 'john', 'deere', 'attorney', 'mean', 'grudge', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'got', 'grudge', 'park', 'john', 'deere', 'attorney', 'sir', 'mean', 'suit', 'hillbilly', 'yes', 'sir', 'got', 'suit', 'wear', 'church', 'sunday', 'attorney', 'well', 'sir', 'wife', 'beat', 'anything', 'hillbilly', 'sir', 'get', 'morning', 'attorney', 'well', 'nagger', 'anything', 'hillbilly', 'little', 'white', 'gal', 'last', 'child', 'nagger', 'want', 'dayvorce']","['redneck', 'divorce']","['hillbilly', 'walked', 'attorney', 'office', 'wanting', 'file', 'divorce', 'attorney', 'may', 'help', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'want', 'get', 'one', 'dayvorces', 'attorney', 'well', 'ground', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'got', 'hundred', 'acre', 'attorney', 'understand', 'case', 'hillbilly', 'case', 'john', 'deere', 'attorney', 'mean', 'grudge', 'hillbilly', 'yea', 'got', 'grudge', 'park', 'john', 'deere', 'attorney', 'sir', 'mean', 'suit', 'hillbilly', 'yes', 'sir', 'got', 'suit', 'wear', 'church', 'sunday', 'attorney', 'well', 'sir', 'wife', 'beat', 'anything', 'hillbilly', 'sir', 'get', 'morning', 'attorney', 'well', 'nagger', 'anything', 'hillbilly', 'little', 'white', 'gal', 'last', 'child', 'nagger', 'want', 'dayvorce', 'redneck', 'divorce']",78
+"3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is 
+
+
+
+(I'm so sorry)",5t43gl,7361,How long are math snakes?,"['foot', 'well', 'least', 'πthon', 'sorry']","['long', 'math', 'snake']","['foot', 'well', 'least', 'πthon', 'sorry', 'long', 'math', 'snake']",8
+"On January 13th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a girl about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped.
+John, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, ""Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?""
+She says tearfully, ""I'm going to kill myself!!""
+While he didn't want to appear ""sensitive,"" John also didn't want to miss this ""be-a-legend"" opportunity either so he asked, ""Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' John here your best last kiss?""
+So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
+After they breathlessly finished, John gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, ""Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?""
+She explained, ""My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.""
+It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
+
+Wow front page cool...a lot of you need to chill out tho",41io2l,7357,The hells angels are riding....,"['january', 'group', 'hell', 'angel', 'california', 'bikers', 'riding', 'along', 'colorado', 'street', 'pasadena', 'saw', 'girl', 'jump', 'pasadena', 'suicide', 'bridge', 'stopped', 'john', 'leader', 'big', 'burly', 'man', 'get', 'harley', 'walk', 'group', 'gawker', 'past', 'state', 'trooper', 'trying', 'talk', 'railing', 'say', 'hey', 'baby', 'whatcha', 'doin', 'railin', 'say', 'tearfully', 'going', 'kill', 'want', 'appear', 'sensitive', 'john', 'also', 'want', 'miss', 'opportunity', 'either', 'asked', 'well', 'jump', 'give', 'ol', 'john', 'best', 'last', 'kiss', 'hesitation', 'leaned', 'back', 'railing', 'long', 'deep', 'lingering', 'kiss', 'followed', 'immediately', 'another', 'even', 'better', 'one', 'breathlessly', 'finished', 'john', 'get', 'big', 'approval', 'onlooker', 'even', 'state', 'trooper', 'say', 'wow', 'best', 'kiss', 'ever', 'real', 'talent', 'wasting', 'sugar', 'short', 'could', 'famous', 'rode', 'committing', 'suicide', 'explained', 'parent', 'like', 'dressing', 'like', 'girl', 'still', 'unclear', 'whether', 'jumped', 'pushed', 'wow', 'front', 'page', 'cool', 'lot', 'need', 'chill', 'tho']","['hell', 'angel', 'riding']","['january', 'group', 'hell', 'angel', 'california', 'bikers', 'riding', 'along', 'colorado', 'street', 'pasadena', 'saw', 'girl', 'jump', 'pasadena', 'suicide', 'bridge', 'stopped', 'john', 'leader', 'big', 'burly', 'man', 'get', 'harley', 'walk', 'group', 'gawker', 'past', 'state', 'trooper', 'trying', 'talk', 'railing', 'say', 'hey', 'baby', 'whatcha', 'doin', 'railin', 'say', 'tearfully', 'going', 'kill', 'want', 'appear', 'sensitive', 'john', 'also', 'want', 'miss', 'opportunity', 'either', 'asked', 'well', 'jump', 'give', 'ol', 'john', 'best', 'last', 'kiss', 'hesitation', 'leaned', 'back', 'railing', 'long', 'deep', 'lingering', 'kiss', 'followed', 'immediately', 'another', 'even', 'better', 'one', 'breathlessly', 'finished', 'john', 'get', 'big', 'approval', 'onlooker', 'even', 'state', 'trooper', 'say', 'wow', 'best', 'kiss', 'ever', 'real', 'talent', 'wasting', 'sugar', 'short', 'could', 'famous', 'rode', 'committing', 'suicide', 'explained', 'parent', 'like', 'dressing', 'like', 'girl', 'still', 'unclear', 'whether', 'jumped', 'pushed', 'wow', 'front', 'page', 'cool', 'lot', 'need', 'chill', 'tho', 'hell', 'angel', 'riding']",123
+"A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”",4nl482,7357,The little black jewish boy...,"['black', 'jewish', 'boy', 'run', 'home', 'school', 'one', 'day', 'asks', 'father', 'daddy', 'jewish', 'black', 'dad', 'reply', 'want', 'know', 'son', 'kid', 'school', 'selling', 'bike', 'want', 'know', 'talk', 'steal']","['little', 'black', 'jewish', 'boy']","['black', 'jewish', 'boy', 'run', 'home', 'school', 'one', 'day', 'asks', 'father', 'daddy', 'jewish', 'black', 'dad', 'reply', 'want', 'know', 'son', 'kid', 'school', 'selling', 'bike', 'want', 'know', 'talk', 'steal', 'little', 'black', 'jewish', 'boy']",30
+"The boy tells the priest, ""Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl.""
+""Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?""
+""Oh I can't say.""
+""Was it Mary Jane?""
+""No Father.""
+""Adalina Mozarelli?""
+""My lips are sealed.""
+""How about Cindy King""
+""I can never say.""
+""Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?""
+""No.""
+""It has to be Tracy Cummings though!""
+""Father I will never tell you.""
+""Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months.""
+""Ok, Father""
+The boy leaves and his friend asks, ""So what'd you get?""
+The boy responds, ""Five good leads, and a four month vacation!""",4m3nf1,7350,A boy goes into confession...,"['boy', 'tell', 'priest', 'father', 'afraid', 'loose', 'girl', 'hmm', 'ok', 'son', 'girl', 'name', 'oh', 'ca', 'say', 'mary', 'jane', 'father', 'adalina', 'mozarelli', 'lip', 'sealed', 'cindy', 'king', 'never', 'say', 'oh', 'come', 'boy', 'find', 'soon', 'enough', 'tina', 'king', 'tracy', 'cummings', 'though', 'father', 'never', 'tell', 'ok', 'fine', 'sin', 'ca', 'alter', 'boy', 'four', 'month', 'ok', 'father', 'boy', 'leaf', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'boy', 'responds', 'five', 'good', 'lead', 'four', 'month', 'vacation']","['boy', 'go', 'confession']","['boy', 'tell', 'priest', 'father', 'afraid', 'loose', 'girl', 'hmm', 'ok', 'son', 'girl', 'name', 'oh', 'ca', 'say', 'mary', 'jane', 'father', 'adalina', 'mozarelli', 'lip', 'sealed', 'cindy', 'king', 'never', 'say', 'oh', 'come', 'boy', 'find', 'soon', 'enough', 'tina', 'king', 'tracy', 'cummings', 'though', 'father', 'never', 'tell', 'ok', 'fine', 'sin', 'ca', 'alter', 'boy', 'four', 'month', 'ok', 'father', 'boy', 'leaf', 'friend', 'asks', 'get', 'boy', 'responds', 'five', 'good', 'lead', 'four', 'month', 'vacation', 'boy', 'go', 'confession']",66
+a new last name,3tbrm7,7338,What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?,"['new', 'last', 'name']","['polish', 'bride', 'get', 'wedding', 'night', 'long', 'hard']","['new', 'last', 'name', 'polish', 'bride', 'get', 'wedding', 'night', 'long', 'hard']",10
+"A student visits the principal's office. The principal asks: 
+""What is your name, son?""
+The student replies:
+""D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.""
+Then the principal asks:
+""Oh, do you have a stutter?""
+Student answers:
+""No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.""
+
+Edit: Shitty format because mobile.",3ity10,7334,A student goes to the principal,"['student', 'visit', 'principal', 'office', 'principal', 'asks', 'name', 'son', 'student', 'reply', 'sir', 'principal', 'asks', 'oh', 'stutter', 'student', 'answer', 'sir', 'dad', 'stutter', 'guy', 'registered', 'name', 'asshole', 'edit', 'shitty', 'format', 'mobile']","['student', 'go', 'principal']","['student', 'visit', 'principal', 'office', 'principal', 'asks', 'name', 'son', 'student', 'reply', 'sir', 'principal', 'asks', 'oh', 'stutter', 'student', 'answer', 'sir', 'dad', 'stutter', 'guy', 'registered', 'name', 'asshole', 'edit', 'shitty', 'format', 'mobile', 'student', 'go', 'principal']",31
+"One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"" ",450kcd,7322,Two deer walk out of a gay bar...,"['one', 'turn', 'say', 'ca', 'believe', 'blew', 'thirty', 'buck']","['two', 'deer', 'walk', 'gay', 'bar']","['one', 'turn', 'say', 'ca', 'believe', 'blew', 'thirty', 'buck', 'two', 'deer', 'walk', 'gay', 'bar']",13
+"But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.",4946r5,7313,My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic...,"['going', 'sex', 'going', 'accord']","['girlfriend', 'tried', 'make', 'sex', 'hood', 'honda', 'civic']","['going', 'sex', 'going', 'accord', 'girlfriend', 'tried', 'make', 'sex', 'hood', 'honda', 'civic']",11
+"After a while, my wife said, ""Just use a fucking spoon Mike, you're not a Jedi.""",2hz7xk,7312,I tried to force feed my child...,"['wife', 'said', 'use', 'fucking', 'spoon', 'mike', 'jedi']","['tried', 'force', 'feed', 'child']","['wife', 'said', 'use', 'fucking', 'spoon', 'mike', 'jedi', 'tried', 'force', 'feed', 'child']",11
+"Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you. ",4d11zv,7311,Don't die a virgin.,"['seriously', 'terrorist', 'waiting']","['die', 'virgin']","['seriously', 'terrorist', 'waiting', 'die', 'virgin']",5
+Because bears don't go to college.,3btiwt,7309,Why didn't the bear go to college?,"['bear', 'go', 'college']","['bear', 'go', 'college']","['bear', 'go', 'college', 'bear', 'go', 'college']",6
+I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him.,4ciw8c,7306,The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick.,"['find', 'weird', 'cremated', 'rest']","['day', 'walked', 'grandmother', 'sucking', 'grandfather', 'dick']","['find', 'weird', 'cremated', 'rest', 'day', 'walked', 'grandmother', 'sucking', 'grandfather', 'dick']",10
+How do you ruin a joke?,2zougu,7304,Put the punchline in the title.,"['ruin', 'joke']","['put', 'punchline', 'title']","['ruin', 'joke', 'put', 'punchline', 'title']",5
+"A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” 
+
+The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
+
+Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” 
+
+The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
+",4kkxbo,7304,Dumbest kid in the world...,"['young', 'boy', 'enters', 'barber', 'shop', 'barber', 'whisper', 'customer', 'dumbest', 'kid', 'world', 'watch', 'prove', 'barber', 'put', 'dollar', 'bill', 'one', 'hand', 'two', 'quarter', 'call', 'boy', 'asks', 'want', 'son', 'boy', 'take', 'quarter', 'leaf', 'tell', 'said', 'barber', 'kid', 'never', 'learns', 'later', 'customer', 'leaf', 'see', 'young', 'boy', 'coming', 'ice', 'cream', 'store', 'hey', 'son', 'may', 'ask', 'question', 'take', 'quarter', 'instead', 'dollar', 'bill', 'boy', 'licked', 'cone', 'replied', 'day', 'take', 'dollar', 'game']","['dumbest', 'kid', 'world']","['young', 'boy', 'enters', 'barber', 'shop', 'barber', 'whisper', 'customer', 'dumbest', 'kid', 'world', 'watch', 'prove', 'barber', 'put', 'dollar', 'bill', 'one', 'hand', 'two', 'quarter', 'call', 'boy', 'asks', 'want', 'son', 'boy', 'take', 'quarter', 'leaf', 'tell', 'said', 'barber', 'kid', 'never', 'learns', 'later', 'customer', 'leaf', 'see', 'young', 'boy', 'coming', 'ice', 'cream', 'store', 'hey', 'son', 'may', 'ask', 'question', 'take', 'quarter', 'instead', 'dollar', 'bill', 'boy', 'licked', 'cone', 'replied', 'day', 'take', 'dollar', 'game', 'dumbest', 'kid', 'world']",67
+Napalm,4j228c,7292,"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are.",['napalm'],"['dad', 'vietnam', 'veteran', 'told', 'one', 'thing', 'always', 'stick', 'kid', 'adult', 'matter', 'old']","['napalm', 'dad', 'vietnam', 'veteran', 'told', 'one', 'thing', 'always', 'stick', 'kid', 'adult', 'matter', 'old']",13
+...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts,3oi6m3,7258,"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row...","['told', 'exceeded', 'maximum', 'number', 'loggins', 'attempt']","['got', 'kicked', 'karaoke', 'night', 'singing', 'danger', 'zone', 'six', 'time', 'row']","['told', 'exceeded', 'maximum', 'number', 'loggins', 'attempt', 'got', 'kicked', 'karaoke', 'night', 'singing', 'danger', 'zone', 'six', 'time', 'row']",16
+" Her boss is annoyed and asks, ""Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?"" 
+
+ Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.' 
+
+ Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' 
+
+ Maria: 'Your husband said so.' 
+
+ Wife: 'Oh.' 
+
+ Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' 
+
+ Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' 
+
+ Maria: 'Your husband did.' 
+
+ Wife: 'Oh.' 
+
+ Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' 
+
+ The wife is obviously upset: 'Did my husband say that ?' 
+
+ Maria: 'No, Señora, the gardener did.' 
+
+ Wife: 'So, how much do you want?' 
+
+",3b49kh,7237,"Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.","['bos', 'annoyed', 'asks', 'maria', 'think', 'deserve', 'raise', 'maria', 'señora', 'three', 'reason', 'want', 'raise', 'first', 'iron', 'better', 'wife', 'said', 'iron', 'better', 'maria', 'husband', 'said', 'wife', 'maria', 'second', 'reason', 'better', 'cook', 'wife', 'said', 'better', 'cook', 'maria', 'husband', 'wife', 'maria', 'third', 'reason', 'better', 'lover', 'wife', 'obviously', 'upset', 'husband', 'say', 'maria', 'señora', 'gardener', 'wife', 'much', 'want']","['maria', 'maid', 'asks', 'bos', 'raise']","['bos', 'annoyed', 'asks', 'maria', 'think', 'deserve', 'raise', 'maria', 'señora', 'three', 'reason', 'want', 'raise', 'first', 'iron', 'better', 'wife', 'said', 'iron', 'better', 'maria', 'husband', 'said', 'wife', 'maria', 'second', 'reason', 'better', 'cook', 'wife', 'said', 'better', 'cook', 'maria', 'husband', 'wife', 'maria', 'third', 'reason', 'better', 'lover', 'wife', 'obviously', 'upset', 'husband', 'say', 'maria', 'señora', 'gardener', 'wife', 'much', 'want', 'maria', 'maid', 'asks', 'bos', 'raise']",57
+"Well, it's what he would have wanted.",3kwmu5,7200,Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.,"['well', 'would', 'wanted']","['dave', 'drowned', 'funeral', 'got', 'wreath', 'shape', 'lifebelt']","['well', 'would', 'wanted', 'dave', 'drowned', 'funeral', 'got', 'wreath', 'shape', 'lifebelt']",10
+"A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. 
+  
+""You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301.
+There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. 
+I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.""
+  
+""Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
+    
+""What...you coming empty handed?"" 
+",3lsngq,7184,The Jewish Elbow,"['jewish', 'grandmother', 'giving', 'direction', 'grown', 'grandson', 'coming', 'visit', 'wife', 'come', 'front', 'door', 'apartment', 'apartment', 'big', 'panel', 'front', 'door', 'elbow', 'push', 'button', 'buzz', 'come', 'inside', 'elevator', 'right', 'get', 'elbow', 'push', 'get', 'left', 'elbow', 'hit', 'doorbell', 'grandma', 'sound', 'easy', 'hitting', 'button', 'elbow', 'coming', 'empty', 'handed']","['jewish', 'elbow']","['jewish', 'grandmother', 'giving', 'direction', 'grown', 'grandson', 'coming', 'visit', 'wife', 'come', 'front', 'door', 'apartment', 'apartment', 'big', 'panel', 'front', 'door', 'elbow', 'push', 'button', 'buzz', 'come', 'inside', 'elevator', 'right', 'get', 'elbow', 'push', 'get', 'left', 'elbow', 'hit', 'doorbell', 'grandma', 'sound', 'easy', 'hitting', 'button', 'elbow', 'coming', 'empty', 'handed', 'jewish', 'elbow']",45
+You gonna eat that?,4evxj2,7178,What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh??,"['gon', 'na', 'eat']","['mike', 'tyson', 'say', 'vincent', 'van', 'gogh']","['gon', 'na', 'eat', 'mike', 'tyson', 'say', 'vincent', 'van', 'gogh']",9
+"I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
+
+Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
+
+Me: “asstasticbum”
+
+Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”
+
+Me: “two?”
+
+Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
+
+Me: “two?”
+
+Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
+
+Me: “two?”
+
+Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?""
+
+Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
+
+Homeless man: “Well asstasticbum, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”
+
+
+Credits to /u/asstasticbum. He is the owner and OP of this story. Im just retelling it. 
+
+Front page whooo hooo!! First time this has happened for me :D Im estatic :) 
+
+Edit:: Please dont gild this post. If any of you feel so strongly, go to /u/asstasticbum and gild him 
+
+Sorry for not adding link earlier. I had saved this post on my ColorNote app and i found it today. Apologies to people who are whining i did this for karma (TEXT post gives NO KARMA) 
+Link to original story HERE:: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1rwb5t/i_paid_a_homeless_lady_in_nashville_1_for_two/cdrqcwl?context=3",3fv074,7174,1 dollar for dirty joke,"['venice', 'beach', 'january', 'homeless', 'man', 'sign', 'said', 'dollar', 'dirty', 'seemed', 'like', 'good', 'investment', 'gladly', 'handed', 'dollar', 'homeless', 'man', 'alright', 'sir', 'whats', 'name', 'asstasticbum', 'homeless', 'man', 'asstasticbum', 'black', 'rooster', 'alright', 'many', 'leg', 'chicken', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'many', 'wing', 'black', 'rooster', 'got', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'many', 'eye', 'black', 'rooster', 'got', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'white', 'cat', 'walking', 'around', 'many', 'hair', 'white', 'cat', 'know', 'lot', 'homeless', 'man', 'well', 'asstasticbum', 'know', 'much', 'black', 'cock', 'enough', 'white', 'credit', 'owner', 'op', 'story', 'im', 'retelling', 'front', 'page', 'whooo', 'hooo', 'first', 'time', 'happened', 'im', 'estatic', 'edit', 'please', 'dont', 'gild', 'post', 'feel', 'strongly', 'go', 'gild', 'sorry', 'adding', 'link', 'earlier', 'saved', 'post', 'colornote', 'app', 'found', 'today', 'apology', 'people', 'whining', 'karma', 'text', 'post', 'give', 'karma', 'link', 'original', 'story', 'http']","['dollar', 'dirty', 'joke']","['venice', 'beach', 'january', 'homeless', 'man', 'sign', 'said', 'dollar', 'dirty', 'seemed', 'like', 'good', 'investment', 'gladly', 'handed', 'dollar', 'homeless', 'man', 'alright', 'sir', 'whats', 'name', 'asstasticbum', 'homeless', 'man', 'asstasticbum', 'black', 'rooster', 'alright', 'many', 'leg', 'chicken', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'many', 'wing', 'black', 'rooster', 'got', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'many', 'eye', 'black', 'rooster', 'got', 'two', 'homeless', 'man', 'right', 'white', 'cat', 'walking', 'around', 'many', 'hair', 'white', 'cat', 'know', 'lot', 'homeless', 'man', 'well', 'asstasticbum', 'know', 'much', 'black', 'cock', 'enough', 'white', 'credit', 'owner', 'op', 'story', 'im', 'retelling', 'front', 'page', 'whooo', 'hooo', 'first', 'time', 'happened', 'im', 'estatic', 'edit', 'please', 'dont', 'gild', 'post', 'feel', 'strongly', 'go', 'gild', 'sorry', 'adding', 'link', 'earlier', 'saved', 'post', 'colornote', 'app', 'found', 'today', 'apology', 'people', 'whining', 'karma', 'text', 'post', 'give', 'karma', 'link', 'original', 'story', 'http', 'dollar', 'dirty', 'joke']",123
+Philippe Philoppe.,3yefpd,7170,What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?,"['philippe', 'philoppe']","['call', 'frenchman', 'wearing', 'sandal']","['philippe', 'philoppe', 'call', 'frenchman', 'wearing', 'sandal']",6
+"...and her husband says ""yes I would remarry I like living a married life and spending time with someone else. The wife gets uncomfortable and proceeds to ask "" well would you let her live in our house?"" And the husband says ""yes I'd let her live here there's nothing wrong with this house."" That worried the wife more, so then she asks ""well would you let her sleep in our bed?"" And the husband says ""yes I like my bed and I don't want to get rid of it I'd let her sleep in it."" This only makes the wife more worried so she feels compelled to say ""well at least promise me you will never let her use my golf clubs."" The husband say ""don't worry she will never use your clubs, she's left handed."" 
+
+Joke my 95 year old grandpa told me. ",3jdoac,7146,"A wife asks her husband if she were to die, would he remarry?...","['husband', 'say', 'yes', 'would', 'remarry', 'like', 'living', 'married', 'life', 'spending', 'time', 'someone', 'else', 'wife', 'get', 'uncomfortable', 'proceeds', 'ask', 'well', 'would', 'let', 'live', 'house', 'husband', 'say', 'yes', 'let', 'live', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'house', 'worried', 'wife', 'asks', 'well', 'would', 'let', 'sleep', 'bed', 'husband', 'say', 'yes', 'like', 'bed', 'want', 'get', 'rid', 'let', 'sleep', 'make', 'wife', 'worried', 'feel', 'compelled', 'say', 'well', 'least', 'promise', 'never', 'let', 'use', 'golf', 'club', 'husband', 'say', 'worry', 'never', 'use', 'club', 'left', 'handed', 'joke', 'year', 'old', 'grandpa', 'told']","['wife', 'asks', 'husband', 'die', 'would', 'remarry']","['husband', 'say', 'yes', 'would', 'remarry', 'like', 'living', 'married', 'life', 'spending', 'time', 'someone', 'else', 'wife', 'get', 'uncomfortable', 'proceeds', 'ask', 'well', 'would', 'let', 'live', 'house', 'husband', 'say', 'yes', 'let', 'live', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'house', 'worried', 'wife', 'asks', 'well', 'would', 'let', 'sleep', 'bed', 'husband', 'say', 'yes', 'like', 'bed', 'want', 'get', 'rid', 'let', 'sleep', 'make', 'wife', 'worried', 'feel', 'compelled', 'say', 'well', 'least', 'promise', 'never', 'let', 'use', 'golf', 'club', 'husband', 'say', 'worry', 'never', 'use', 'club', 'left', 'handed', 'joke', 'year', 'old', 'grandpa', 'told', 'wife', 'asks', 'husband', 'die', 'would', 'remarry']",82
+and charged with impersonating an officer,34xr09,7144,I was arrested for killing a black man,"['charged', 'impersonating', 'officer']","['arrested', 'killing', 'black', 'man']","['charged', 'impersonating', 'officer', 'arrested', 'killing', 'black', 'man']",7
+"I now have $999,999.75",3vk0wo,7139,I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.,[],"['lottery', 'million', 'dollar', 'today', 'decided', 'donate', 'quarter', 'charity']","['lottery', 'million', 'dollar', 'today', 'decided', 'donate', 'quarter', 'charity']",8
+"Now it doesn't work.
+
+Then I painted my computer white so it would work.
+
+Now the whole system is corrupt.",4eiwtz,7123,I painted my computer black so it would run faster.,"['work', 'painted', 'computer', 'white', 'would', 'work', 'whole', 'system', 'corrupt']","['painted', 'computer', 'black', 'would', 'run', 'faster']","['work', 'painted', 'computer', 'white', 'would', 'work', 'whole', 'system', 'corrupt', 'painted', 'computer', 'black', 'would', 'run', 'faster']",15
+The good ones are all taken.  The rest are either handicapped or too far away.,3k5omn,7118,Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...,"['good', 'one', 'taken', 'rest', 'either', 'handicapped', 'far', 'away']","['dating', 'like', 'looking', 'parking', 'spot']","['good', 'one', 'taken', 'rest', 'either', 'handicapped', 'far', 'away', 'dating', 'like', 'looking', 'parking', 'spot']",13
+Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.,3oy5qy,7109,How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['one', 'hold', 'place', 'world', 'revolves', 'around']","['many', 'narcissist', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['one', 'hold', 'place', 'world', 'revolves', 'around', 'many', 'narcissist', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",11
+The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery.,343nz1,7106,I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore.,"['car', 'started', 'right', 'said', 'need', 'new', 'battery']","['got', 'jumped', 'five', 'black', 'guy', 'baltimore']","['car', 'started', 'right', 'said', 'need', 'new', 'battery', 'got', 'jumped', 'five', 'black', 'guy', 'baltimore']",13
+"A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day, the camel dies with little warning. As they dust themselves off, the nun and priest appraise their situation. After a long silence, the priest states:
+'Well, sister, this looks to be pretty serious.'
+'I know, father. As a matter of fact, I don't think it's likely for us to survive more than a day or two.'
+'I agree' affirms the priest. 'Sister, since we likely won't escape here alive, could you do something for me?'
+'Anything, father.'
+'I haven't seen breasts and I was wondering if I could see yours.'
+'Well... under these circumstances, I don't see anything bad in it...'
+The nun undresses and the priests was content, commenting on their beauty:
+'Sister, do you mind if I touch them?'
+She agrees, so the priest feels them up for several minutes.
+'Father, may I ask you something?'
+'Certainly!'
+'I haven't seen a penis. Can I see yours?'
+'I think it would be alright' responds the priest, lifting his robe.
+'Oh, father, can I touch it?'
+The priest agrees and after a few minutes of fondling he finds himself with a pretty serious erection.
+'You know, sister, if I introduce my penis in the right place, it can give life.'
+'Is this true, father?!'
+'Yes, it is, sister.'
+'Oh, father, that's wonderful! Then stick it in that camel so we can get the fuck out of here!'
+[of Romanian origin, translated as close to original phrasing (translations lean towards mot-a-mot) to maintain cultural nuance]",4v5573,7099,A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara [NSFW],"['nun', 'priest', 'crossing', 'sahara', 'camel', 'third', 'day', 'camel', 'dy', 'little', 'warning', 'dust', 'nun', 'priest', 'appraise', 'situation', 'long', 'silence', 'priest', 'state', 'sister', 'look', 'pretty', 'serious', 'know', 'father', 'matter', 'fact', 'think', 'likely', 'u', 'survive', 'day', 'two', 'agree', 'affirms', 'priest', 'since', 'likely', 'wo', 'escape', 'alive', 'could', 'something', 'father', 'seen', 'breast', 'wondering', 'could', 'see', 'circumstance', 'see', 'anything', 'bad', 'nun', 'undress', 'priest', 'content', 'commenting', 'beauty', 'mind', 'touch', 'agrees', 'priest', 'feel', 'several', 'minute', 'may', 'ask', 'something', 'seen', 'penis', 'see', 'think', 'would', 'alright', 'responds', 'priest', 'lifting', 'robe', 'father', 'touch', 'priest', 'agrees', 'minute', 'fondling', 'find', 'pretty', 'serious', 'erection', 'know', 'sister', 'introduce', 'penis', 'right', 'place', 'give', 'life', 'true', 'father', 'sister', 'father', 'wonderful', 'stick', 'camel', 'get', 'fuck', 'romanian', 'origin', 'translated', 'close', 'original', 'phrasing', 'translation', 'lean', 'towards', 'maintain', 'cultural', 'nuance']","['nun', 'priest', 'crossing', 'sahara', 'nsfw']","['nun', 'priest', 'crossing', 'sahara', 'camel', 'third', 'day', 'camel', 'dy', 'little', 'warning', 'dust', 'nun', 'priest', 'appraise', 'situation', 'long', 'silence', 'priest', 'state', 'sister', 'look', 'pretty', 'serious', 'know', 'father', 'matter', 'fact', 'think', 'likely', 'u', 'survive', 'day', 'two', 'agree', 'affirms', 'priest', 'since', 'likely', 'wo', 'escape', 'alive', 'could', 'something', 'father', 'seen', 'breast', 'wondering', 'could', 'see', 'circumstance', 'see', 'anything', 'bad', 'nun', 'undress', 'priest', 'content', 'commenting', 'beauty', 'mind', 'touch', 'agrees', 'priest', 'feel', 'several', 'minute', 'may', 'ask', 'something', 'seen', 'penis', 'see', 'think', 'would', 'alright', 'responds', 'priest', 'lifting', 'robe', 'father', 'touch', 'priest', 'agrees', 'minute', 'fondling', 'find', 'pretty', 'serious', 'erection', 'know', 'sister', 'introduce', 'penis', 'right', 'place', 'give', 'life', 'true', 'father', 'sister', 'father', 'wonderful', 'stick', 'camel', 'get', 'fuck', 'romanian', 'origin', 'translated', 'close', 'original', 'phrasing', 'translation', 'lean', 'towards', 'maintain', 'cultural', 'nuance', 'nun', 'priest', 'crossing', 'sahara', 'nsfw']",124
+idk what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day ,2nuoyl,7089,Bought some shoes from my drug dealer.,"['idk', 'laced', 'tripping', 'day']","['bought', 'shoe', 'drug', 'dealer']","['idk', 'laced', 'tripping', 'day', 'bought', 'shoe', 'drug', 'dealer']",8
+"She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said   
+""Nah, you're pulling my leg""",3r13is,7071,Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night...,"['said', 'biggest', 'dick', 'ever', 'put', 'hand', 'said', 'nah', 'pulling', 'leg']","['got', 'handjob', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night']","['said', 'biggest', 'dick', 'ever', 'put', 'hand', 'said', 'nah', 'pulling', 'leg', 'got', 'handjob', 'blind', 'girl', 'last', 'night']",16
+"""Anycockledoooooo!""",4vf5bd,7069,What does a gay rooster say?,['anycockledoooooo'],"['gay', 'rooster', 'say']","['anycockledoooooo', 'gay', 'rooster', 'say']",4
+"""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man.  
+
+""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man.  
+
+""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist.
+
+
+Edit: damn, I get it guys, you don't like white people. 
+
+Edit 2: I have received more nasty PMs and death threats that I would have expected from /r/jokes",3tyuvl,7065,"""I'm proud to be a black man""","['proud', 'black', 'man', 'said', 'black', 'man', 'proud', 'asian', 'man', 'said', 'asian', 'man', 'proud', 'white', 'man', 'said', 'racist', 'edit', 'damn', 'get', 'guy', 'like', 'white', 'people', 'edit', 'received', 'nasty', 'pm', 'death', 'threat', 'would', 'expected']","['proud', 'black', 'man']","['proud', 'black', 'man', 'said', 'black', 'man', 'proud', 'asian', 'man', 'said', 'asian', 'man', 'proud', 'white', 'man', 'said', 'racist', 'edit', 'damn', 'get', 'guy', 'like', 'white', 'people', 'edit', 'received', 'nasty', 'pm', 'death', 'threat', 'would', 'expected', 'proud', 'black', 'man']",35
+"I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.""",527wp3,7058,Somebody told me my clothes were gay.,"['said', 'yeah', 'came', 'closet', 'morning']","['somebody', 'told', 'clothes', 'gay']","['said', 'yeah', 'came', 'closet', 'morning', 'somebody', 'told', 'clothes', 'gay']",9
+"Guess who got the front porch repainted.
+
+EDIT: Holy crap this blew up (no pun intended). Front page! RIP to my inbox. 
+
+Thank you kind Redditor for my first gold! ",3q2zi3,7051,Saw a hooker on the street who said she'd do anything for $50.,"['guess', 'got', 'front', 'porch', 'repainted', 'edit', 'holy', 'crap', 'blew', 'pun', 'intended', 'front', 'page', 'rip', 'inbox', 'thank', 'kind', 'redditor', 'first', 'gold']","['saw', 'hooker', 'street', 'said', 'anything']","['guess', 'got', 'front', 'porch', 'repainted', 'edit', 'holy', 'crap', 'blew', 'pun', 'intended', 'front', 'page', 'rip', 'inbox', 'thank', 'kind', 'redditor', 'first', 'gold', 'saw', 'hooker', 'street', 'said', 'anything']",25
+Why does it have to be a group activity?,537nmx,7051,How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['group', 'activity']","['many', 'introvert', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['group', 'activity', 'many', 'introvert', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",7
+"Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home.
+
+""You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.""
+
+""Jesus! So then why the hell is she in such a good mood?""
+
+""When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'""",4cg4rh,7042,A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.,"['confused', 'approach', 'daughter', 'explanation', 'last', 'night', 'arrived', 'home', 'kicked', 'door', 'could', 'get', 'key', 'lock', 'fell', 'table', 'broke', 'pissed', 'pant', 'jesus', 'hell', 'good', 'mood', 'tried', 'take', 'pant', 'wash', 'slapped', 'hand', 'away', 'said', 'hand', 'married']","['man', 'wake', 'heavy', 'night', 'drinking', 'wife', 'happily', 'cooking', 'breakfast']","['confused', 'approach', 'daughter', 'explanation', 'last', 'night', 'arrived', 'home', 'kicked', 'door', 'could', 'get', 'key', 'lock', 'fell', 'table', 'broke', 'pissed', 'pant', 'jesus', 'hell', 'good', 'mood', 'tried', 'take', 'pant', 'wash', 'slapped', 'hand', 'away', 'said', 'hand', 'married', 'man', 'wake', 'heavy', 'night', 'drinking', 'wife', 'happily', 'cooking', 'breakfast']",42
+"An elderly couple were at home watching TV. 
+Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
+
+Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said, ""For God's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel... you know how to fish!"" ",3igjdn,7037,Elderly couple,"['elderly', 'couple', 'home', 'watching', 'tv', 'phil', 'remote', 'switching', 'back', 'forth', 'fishing', 'channel', 'porn', 'channel', 'sally', 'became', 'annoyed', 'finally', 'said', 'god', 'sake', 'phil', 'leave', 'porn', 'channel', 'know', 'fish']","['elderly', 'couple']","['elderly', 'couple', 'home', 'watching', 'tv', 'phil', 'remote', 'switching', 'back', 'forth', 'fishing', 'channel', 'porn', 'channel', 'sally', 'became', 'annoyed', 'finally', 'said', 'god', 'sake', 'phil', 'leave', 'porn', 'channel', 'know', 'fish', 'elderly', 'couple']",29
+"So an engineer, a physicist, and a statistician are all sleeping in a hotel room when suddenly an outlet catches fire. The engineer wakes up first and says to himself ""this is an electrical fire, water won't work!"" And runs to grab a fire extinguisher. The physicist wakes up next and thinks to himself ""we have to cut the electricity off!"" And runs to the power panel in the basement. The statistician wakes up and looks around, he then screams ""we need more data!!"" And he sets the curtains on fire.",46qerx,7037,"An engineer, physicist, and a statistician in a hotel room...","['engineer', 'physicist', 'statistician', 'sleeping', 'hotel', 'room', 'suddenly', 'outlet', 'catch', 'fire', 'engineer', 'wake', 'first', 'say', 'electrical', 'fire', 'water', 'wo', 'work', 'run', 'grab', 'fire', 'extinguisher', 'physicist', 'wake', 'next', 'think', 'cut', 'electricity', 'run', 'power', 'panel', 'basement', 'statistician', 'wake', 'look', 'around', 'scream', 'need', 'data', 'set', 'curtain', 'fire']","['engineer', 'physicist', 'statistician', 'hotel', 'room']","['engineer', 'physicist', 'statistician', 'sleeping', 'hotel', 'room', 'suddenly', 'outlet', 'catch', 'fire', 'engineer', 'wake', 'first', 'say', 'electrical', 'fire', 'water', 'wo', 'work', 'run', 'grab', 'fire', 'extinguisher', 'physicist', 'wake', 'next', 'think', 'cut', 'electricity', 'run', 'power', 'panel', 'basement', 'statistician', 'wake', 'look', 'around', 'scream', 'need', 'data', 'set', 'curtain', 'fire', 'engineer', 'physicist', 'statistician', 'hotel', 'room']",48
+"A woman meets a man in a bar.
+ 
+They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
+ 
+They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
+ 
+There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
+ 
+It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
+ 
+There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
+ 
+She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears.  She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. 
+ 
+They share a bottle of wine and
+continue talking and,
+ 
+After awhile, she finds herself
+thinking, 
+ 
+'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
+could be the one!
+ 
+'Maybe he could be the future
+father of my children?' 
+ 
+She turns to him and kisses him
+lightly on the lips.
+ 
+He responds warmly.
+ 
+They continue to kiss, the passion builds.
+ 
+And he romantically lifts her in
+his arms and carries her into his bedroom,
+ where they rip off each other's
+clothes and make hot, steamy love.
+
+She is so overwhelmed that she
+responds with more passion,
+more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. 
+After an intense, explosive night
+of raw passion with this sensitive guy,  they are lying there together in the afterglow.
+The woman rolls over, gently
+strokes his chest and asks coyly, 
+
+'Well, how was it?' 
+
+The guy gently smiles at her, 
+strokes her cheek, 
+looks deeply into her eyes, 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+and says:  
+ 
+'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'
+",3xglg8,7021,A Sensitive Guy,"['woman', 'meet', 'man', 'bar', 'talk', 'connect', 'end', 'leaving', 'together', 'get', 'back', 'place', 'show', 'around', 'apartment', 'notice', 'one', 'wall', 'bedroom', 'completely', 'filled', 'soft', 'sweet', 'cuddly', 'teddy', 'bear', 'three', 'shelf', 'bedroom', 'hundred', 'hundred', 'cute', 'cuddly', 'teddy', 'bear', 'carefully', 'placed', 'row', 'covering', 'entire', 'wall', 'obvious', 'taken', 'quite', 'time', 'lovingly', 'arrange', 'immediately', 'touched', 'amount', 'thought', 'put', 'organizing', 'display', 'small', 'bear', 'along', 'bottom', 'shelf', 'bear', 'covering', 'length', 'middle', 'shelf', 'huge', 'enormous', 'bear', 'running', 'way', 'along', 'top', 'shelf', 'found', 'strange', 'obviously', 'masculine', 'guy', 'large', 'collection', 'teddy', 'bear', 'quite', 'impressed', 'sensitive', 'side', 'mention', 'share', 'bottle', 'wine', 'continue', 'talking', 'awhile', 'find', 'thinking', 'god', 'maybe', 'guy', 'could', 'one', 'could', 'future', 'father', 'child', 'turn', 'kiss', 'lightly', 'lip', 'responds', 'warmly', 'continue', 'kiss', 'passion', 'build', 'romantically', 'lift', 'arm', 'carry', 'bedroom', 'rip', 'clothes', 'make', 'hot', 'steamy', 'love', 'overwhelmed', 'responds', 'passion', 'creativity', 'heat', 'ever', 'known', 'intense', 'explosive', 'night', 'raw', 'passion', 'sensitive', 'guy', 'lying', 'together', 'afterglow', 'woman', 'roll', 'gently', 'stroke', 'chest', 'asks', 'coyly', 'guy', 'gently', 'smile', 'stroke', 'cheek', 'look', 'deeply', 'eye', 'say', 'prize', 'middle', 'shelf']","['sensitive', 'guy']","['woman', 'meet', 'man', 'bar', 'talk', 'connect', 'end', 'leaving', 'together', 'get', 'back', 'place', 'show', 'around', 'apartment', 'notice', 'one', 'wall', 'bedroom', 'completely', 'filled', 'soft', 'sweet', 'cuddly', 'teddy', 'bear', 'three', 'shelf', 'bedroom', 'hundred', 'hundred', 'cute', 'cuddly', 'teddy', 'bear', 'carefully', 'placed', 'row', 'covering', 'entire', 'wall', 'obvious', 'taken', 'quite', 'time', 'lovingly', 'arrange', 'immediately', 'touched', 'amount', 'thought', 'put', 'organizing', 'display', 'small', 'bear', 'along', 'bottom', 'shelf', 'bear', 'covering', 'length', 'middle', 'shelf', 'huge', 'enormous', 'bear', 'running', 'way', 'along', 'top', 'shelf', 'found', 'strange', 'obviously', 'masculine', 'guy', 'large', 'collection', 'teddy', 'bear', 'quite', 'impressed', 'sensitive', 'side', 'mention', 'share', 'bottle', 'wine', 'continue', 'talking', 'awhile', 'find', 'thinking', 'god', 'maybe', 'guy', 'could', 'one', 'could', 'future', 'father', 'child', 'turn', 'kiss', 'lightly', 'lip', 'responds', 'warmly', 'continue', 'kiss', 'passion', 'build', 'romantically', 'lift', 'arm', 'carry', 'bedroom', 'rip', 'clothes', 'make', 'hot', 'steamy', 'love', 'overwhelmed', 'responds', 'passion', 'creativity', 'heat', 'ever', 'known', 'intense', 'explosive', 'night', 'raw', 'passion', 'sensitive', 'guy', 'lying', 'together', 'afterglow', 'woman', 'roll', 'gently', 'stroke', 'chest', 'asks', 'coyly', 'guy', 'gently', 'smile', 'stroke', 'cheek', 'look', 'deeply', 'eye', 'say', 'prize', 'middle', 'shelf', 'sensitive', 'guy']",162
+"""Doctor,"" the embarrassed man said, ""I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.
+
+""Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.""
+
+The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. ""Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett,"" the medic said. ""Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.""
+
+The doctor took the husband aside. ""You're in perfect health,"" he said. ""Your wife didn't give me an erection either.""",4df7mz,7002,"Doctor, I have a sexual problem.","['doctor', 'embarrassed', 'man', 'said', 'sexual', 'problem', 'ca', 'get', 'wife', 'anymore', 'garrett', 'bring', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'let', 'see', 'next', 'day', 'worried', 'fellow', 'returned', 'wife', 'take', 'clothes', 'garrett', 'medic', 'said', 'turn', 'way', 'around', 'lie', 'please', 'see', 'okay', 'may', 'put', 'clothes', 'back', 'doctor', 'took', 'husband', 'aside', 'perfect', 'health', 'said', 'wife', 'give', 'erection', 'either']","['doctor', 'sexual', 'problem']","['doctor', 'embarrassed', 'man', 'said', 'sexual', 'problem', 'ca', 'get', 'wife', 'anymore', 'garrett', 'bring', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'let', 'see', 'next', 'day', 'worried', 'fellow', 'returned', 'wife', 'take', 'clothes', 'garrett', 'medic', 'said', 'turn', 'way', 'around', 'lie', 'please', 'see', 'okay', 'may', 'put', 'clothes', 'back', 'doctor', 'took', 'husband', 'aside', 'perfect', 'health', 'said', 'wife', 'give', 'erection', 'either', 'doctor', 'sexual', 'problem']",52
+"I get it, you have more money than me.  No need to be a dick about it.",3fxhqt,7002,I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me.,"['get', 'money', 'need', 'dick']","['hate', 'homeless', 'people', 'shake', 'change', 'cup']","['get', 'money', 'need', 'dick', 'hate', 'homeless', 'people', 'shake', 'change', 'cup']",10
+"It was a disaster. Nobody came.
+
+
+Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded.",2f6002,7000,I had a bukkake party last night.,"['disaster', 'nobody', 'came', 'edit', 'wow', 'gone', 'really', 'exploded']","['bukkake', 'party', 'last', 'night']","['disaster', 'nobody', 'came', 'edit', 'wow', 'gone', 'really', 'exploded', 'bukkake', 'party', 'last', 'night']",12
+"The general stood tall and said ""1956 ma'am."" The woman, taken back by this answer said ""1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..."" and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said ""well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956..."". The general looked at her confused and said ""well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!""",3xp7a8,6993,A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman...,"['general', 'stood', 'tall', 'said', 'woman', 'taken', 'back', 'answer', 'said', 'long', 'let', 'make', 'night', 'better', 'two', 'sauntered', 'away', 'private', 'room', 'woman', 'began', 'strip', 'two', 'made', 'passionate', 'love', 'hour', 'woman', 'cuddled', 'army', 'general', 'afterward', 'said', 'well', 'sure', 'forgotten', 'thing', 'since', 'general', 'looked', 'confused', 'said', 'well', 'sure', 'hope']","['woman', 'asked', 'general', 'army', 'last', 'time', 'made', 'love', 'woman']","['general', 'stood', 'tall', 'said', 'woman', 'taken', 'back', 'answer', 'said', 'long', 'let', 'make', 'night', 'better', 'two', 'sauntered', 'away', 'private', 'room', 'woman', 'began', 'strip', 'two', 'made', 'passionate', 'love', 'hour', 'woman', 'cuddled', 'army', 'general', 'afterward', 'said', 'well', 'sure', 'forgotten', 'thing', 'since', 'general', 'looked', 'confused', 'said', 'well', 'sure', 'hope', 'woman', 'asked', 'general', 'army', 'last', 'time', 'made', 'love', 'woman']",54
+"Sorry, wrong thread",32bq6e,6988,I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple,"['sorry', 'wrong', 'thread']","['bought', 'pink', 'cotton', 'wife', 'wanted', 'purple']","['sorry', 'wrong', 'thread', 'bought', 'pink', 'cotton', 'wife', 'wanted', 'purple']",9
+"A lawyer had just bought a fancy new car, and was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there. ""NOOO!"" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, ""MY BENTLEY DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!""
+
+""You're a lawyer aren't you?"" asked the policeman.
+
+""Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?!"" the lawyer asked.
+
+""HA! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?"" the cop said.
+
+The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, ""MY ROLEX!""
+",466je4,6983,The Lawyer's Car,"['lawyer', 'bought', 'fancy', 'new', 'car', 'eager', 'show', 'colleague', 'eighteen', 'wheeler', 'came', 'nowhere', 'took', 'driver', 'side', 'door', 'standing', 'right', 'nooo', 'screamed', 'knew', 'matter', 'good', 'mechanic', 'tried', 'fix', 'would', 'never', 'finally', 'cop', 'came', 'lawyer', 'ran', 'yelling', 'bentley', 'door', 'ruined', 'foolish', 'driver', 'lawyer', 'asked', 'policeman', 'yes', 'car', 'lawyer', 'asked', 'ha', 'lawyer', 'materialistic', 'care', 'possession', 'bet', 'even', 'notice', 'left', 'arm', 'missing', 'cop', 'said', 'lawyer', 'looked', 'side', 'exclaimed', 'rolex']","['lawyer', 'car']","['lawyer', 'bought', 'fancy', 'new', 'car', 'eager', 'show', 'colleague', 'eighteen', 'wheeler', 'came', 'nowhere', 'took', 'driver', 'side', 'door', 'standing', 'right', 'nooo', 'screamed', 'knew', 'matter', 'good', 'mechanic', 'tried', 'fix', 'would', 'never', 'finally', 'cop', 'came', 'lawyer', 'ran', 'yelling', 'bentley', 'door', 'ruined', 'foolish', 'driver', 'lawyer', 'asked', 'policeman', 'yes', 'car', 'lawyer', 'asked', 'ha', 'lawyer', 'materialistic', 'care', 'possession', 'bet', 'even', 'notice', 'left', 'arm', 'missing', 'cop', 'said', 'lawyer', 'looked', 'side', 'exclaimed', 'rolex', 'lawyer', 'car']",66
+I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.,2oir42,6972,"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""...","['sit', 'green', 'light', 'feel', 'good']","['bumper', 'sticker', 'say', 'honk', 'think', 'sexy']","['sit', 'green', 'light', 'feel', 'good', 'bumper', 'sticker', 'say', 'honk', 'think', 'sexy']",11
+"Father turns around, smiles, and winks.
+
+Few minutes later, a horrible noise arises from down the hall.  Father dismounts, runs down the hall, only to find the boy with Grandmother bent over the bed.
+
+""What the hell do you think you're doing?"" says Father.
+
+Boy smiles, winks, and says ""not so funny when it's your mom, is it?""",41bt0o,6966,Boy walks in on his parents going at it...,"['father', 'turn', 'around', 'smile', 'wink', 'minute', 'later', 'horrible', 'noise', 'arises', 'hall', 'father', 'dismount', 'run', 'hall', 'find', 'boy', 'grandmother', 'bent', 'bed', 'hell', 'think', 'say', 'father', 'boy', 'smile', 'wink', 'say', 'funny', 'mom']","['boy', 'walk', 'parent', 'going']","['father', 'turn', 'around', 'smile', 'wink', 'minute', 'later', 'horrible', 'noise', 'arises', 'hall', 'father', 'dismount', 'run', 'hall', 'find', 'boy', 'grandmother', 'bent', 'bed', 'hell', 'think', 'say', 'father', 'boy', 'smile', 'wink', 'say', 'funny', 'mom', 'boy', 'walk', 'parent', 'going']",34
+"He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.
+
+It was going on 20 minutes at this point...
+
+Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. 
+
+Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
+
+*""OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!""*",3ya6db,6948,Man in ecstasy...,"['ecstasy', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'wife', 'moved', 'forward', 'backwards', 'forward', 'backwards', 'back', 'forth', 'back', 'forth', 'going', 'minute', 'point', 'heart', 'pounding', 'face', 'flushed', 'moaned', 'softly', 'first', 'began', 'groan', 'louder', 'finally', 'totally', 'exhausted', 'let', 'almighty', 'scream', 'shouted', 'ok', 'ok', 'ca', 'park', 'damn', 'car', 'smug', 'bastard']","['man', 'ecstasy']","['ecstasy', 'huge', 'smile', 'face', 'wife', 'moved', 'forward', 'backwards', 'forward', 'backwards', 'back', 'forth', 'back', 'forth', 'going', 'minute', 'point', 'heart', 'pounding', 'face', 'flushed', 'moaned', 'softly', 'first', 'began', 'groan', 'louder', 'finally', 'totally', 'exhausted', 'let', 'almighty', 'scream', 'shouted', 'ok', 'ok', 'ca', 'park', 'damn', 'car', 'smug', 'bastard', 'man', 'ecstasy']",44
+"They are prosecuted and the judge sentences them all to 100 lashes each. However he wants to look lenient in the eyes of their respective countries so he reduces the lashes to twenty and allows them to have two requests each before being lashed. 
+
+The Spanish is first to be lashed and requests a bottle of tequila and a pillow strapped to his back. They let him drink the tequila and strap the pillow to his back and then commence the lashes. After 5 lashes the pillow breaks and they keep lashing him. After the 20 lashes he's bawling and his back is horribly scared. They haul him away to be sent back to Spain.
+
+The French man is next and he requests two pillows (one per request). After 10 lashes the pillows break and they continue with the next 10. By the end he's also horribly scarred and bawling, but not as bad as the Spanish guy.
+
+While they are hauling off the French guy the judge turns to the Brit and says ""Well it's your turn now. What do you request?""
+
+The British man responds ""First I want the original punishment of 100 lashes. I don't believe I should get off easy.""
+
+The Judge yells ""You're crazy! why would you do that?""
+
+The Brit responds ""Because my next request is to have the French man strapped to my back.""
+ ",4g6m02,6947,"A British man, a French man and a Spanish man are caught stealing in a foreign country.","['prosecuted', 'judge', 'sentence', 'lash', 'however', 'want', 'look', 'lenient', 'eye', 'respective', 'country', 'reduces', 'lash', 'twenty', 'allows', 'two', 'request', 'lashed', 'spanish', 'first', 'lashed', 'request', 'bottle', 'tequila', 'pillow', 'strapped', 'back', 'let', 'drink', 'tequila', 'strap', 'pillow', 'back', 'commence', 'lash', 'lash', 'pillow', 'break', 'keep', 'lashing', 'lash', 'bawling', 'back', 'horribly', 'scared', 'haul', 'away', 'sent', 'back', 'spain', 'french', 'man', 'next', 'request', 'two', 'pillow', 'one', 'per', 'request', 'lash', 'pillow', 'break', 'continue', 'next', 'end', 'also', 'horribly', 'scarred', 'bawling', 'bad', 'spanish', 'guy', 'hauling', 'french', 'guy', 'judge', 'turn', 'brit', 'say', 'well', 'turn', 'request', 'british', 'man', 'responds', 'first', 'want', 'original', 'punishment', 'lash', 'believe', 'get', 'easy', 'judge', 'yell', 'crazy', 'would', 'brit', 'responds', 'next', 'request', 'french', 'man', 'strapped', 'back']","['british', 'man', 'french', 'man', 'spanish', 'man', 'caught', 'stealing', 'foreign', 'country']","['prosecuted', 'judge', 'sentence', 'lash', 'however', 'want', 'look', 'lenient', 'eye', 'respective', 'country', 'reduces', 'lash', 'twenty', 'allows', 'two', 'request', 'lashed', 'spanish', 'first', 'lashed', 'request', 'bottle', 'tequila', 'pillow', 'strapped', 'back', 'let', 'drink', 'tequila', 'strap', 'pillow', 'back', 'commence', 'lash', 'lash', 'pillow', 'break', 'keep', 'lashing', 'lash', 'bawling', 'back', 'horribly', 'scared', 'haul', 'away', 'sent', 'back', 'spain', 'french', 'man', 'next', 'request', 'two', 'pillow', 'one', 'per', 'request', 'lash', 'pillow', 'break', 'continue', 'next', 'end', 'also', 'horribly', 'scarred', 'bawling', 'bad', 'spanish', 'guy', 'hauling', 'french', 'guy', 'judge', 'turn', 'brit', 'say', 'well', 'turn', 'request', 'british', 'man', 'responds', 'first', 'want', 'original', 'punishment', 'lash', 'believe', 'get', 'easy', 'judge', 'yell', 'crazy', 'would', 'brit', 'responds', 'next', 'request', 'french', 'man', 'strapped', 'back', 'british', 'man', 'french', 'man', 'spanish', 'man', 'caught', 'stealing', 'foreign', 'country']",115
+"Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint; 
+
+""That will be $0.05 please sir"". 
+
+""Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too""
+
+""Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir"". 
+
+""Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps"". 
+
+""0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together"". 
+
+""This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I'd like to thank him"". 
+
+""Oh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife"". 
+
+""...What is he doing upstairs with your wife?""
+
+""Same thing I am doing down here with his business"".
+
+",536xmy,6935,Cheaper Pub in the World,"['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'asks', 'bar', 'man', 'pint', 'please', 'sir', 'wow', 'case', 'shot', 'whisky', 'certainly', 'sir', 'damnnn', 'ok', 'packet', 'crisp', 'please', 'sir', 'together', 'astonishing', 'speak', 'owner', 'place', 'like', 'thank', 'oh', 'busy', 'upstairs', 'wife', 'upstairs', 'wife', 'thing', 'business']","['cheaper', 'pub', 'world']","['guy', 'walk', 'pub', 'asks', 'bar', 'man', 'pint', 'please', 'sir', 'wow', 'case', 'shot', 'whisky', 'certainly', 'sir', 'damnnn', 'ok', 'packet', 'crisp', 'please', 'sir', 'together', 'astonishing', 'speak', 'owner', 'place', 'like', 'thank', 'oh', 'busy', 'upstairs', 'wife', 'upstairs', 'wife', 'thing', 'business', 'cheaper', 'pub', 'world']",39
+"A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the 
+dinner.
+However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!
+
+“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I 
+heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The 
+very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from 
+his employer; had an affair with his boss’s wife; had sex with his 
+boss’s 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister in-law.
+
+I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”
+
+Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of 
+apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
+
+“I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the 
+politician. “In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for confession.”
+
+",34ievr,6915,A priest is being honored at his retirement dinner...,"['priest', 'honoured', 'retirement', 'dinner', 'year', 'parish', 'leading', 'local', 'politician', 'member', 'congregation', 'chosen', 'make', 'presentation', 'give', 'little', 'speech', 'dinner', 'however', 'delayed', 'priest', 'decided', 'say', 'word', 'waited', 'thank', 'goodness', 'catholic', 'wonderful', 'sense', 'humour', 'got', 'first', 'impression', 'parish', 'first', 'confession', 'heard', 'thought', 'assigned', 'terrible', 'place', 'first', 'person', 'entered', 'confessional', 'told', 'stolen', 'television', 'set', 'questioned', 'police', 'able', 'lie', 'way', 'stolen', 'money', 'parent', 'embezzled', 'employer', 'affair', 'bos', 'wife', 'sex', 'bos', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'numerous', 'occasion', 'taken', 'illegal', 'drug', 'several', 'homosexual', 'affair', 'arrested', 'several', 'time', 'public', 'nudity', 'gave', 'vd', 'sister', 'appalled', 'one', 'person', 'could', 'many', 'awful', 'thing', 'day', 'went', 'learned', 'people', 'like', 'indeed', 'come', 'fine', 'parish', 'full', 'good', 'loving', 'priest', 'finished', 'talk', 'politician', 'arrived', 'full', 'apology', 'late', 'immediately', 'began', 'make', 'presentation', 'gave', 'talk', 'never', 'forget', 'first', 'day', 'parish', 'priest', 'arrived', 'said', 'politician', 'fact', 'honour', 'first', 'person', 'go', 'confession']","['priest', 'honored', 'retirement', 'dinner']","['priest', 'honoured', 'retirement', 'dinner', 'year', 'parish', 'leading', 'local', 'politician', 'member', 'congregation', 'chosen', 'make', 'presentation', 'give', 'little', 'speech', 'dinner', 'however', 'delayed', 'priest', 'decided', 'say', 'word', 'waited', 'thank', 'goodness', 'catholic', 'wonderful', 'sense', 'humour', 'got', 'first', 'impression', 'parish', 'first', 'confession', 'heard', 'thought', 'assigned', 'terrible', 'place', 'first', 'person', 'entered', 'confessional', 'told', 'stolen', 'television', 'set', 'questioned', 'police', 'able', 'lie', 'way', 'stolen', 'money', 'parent', 'embezzled', 'employer', 'affair', 'bos', 'wife', 'sex', 'bos', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'numerous', 'occasion', 'taken', 'illegal', 'drug', 'several', 'homosexual', 'affair', 'arrested', 'several', 'time', 'public', 'nudity', 'gave', 'vd', 'sister', 'appalled', 'one', 'person', 'could', 'many', 'awful', 'thing', 'day', 'went', 'learned', 'people', 'like', 'indeed', 'come', 'fine', 'parish', 'full', 'good', 'loving', 'priest', 'finished', 'talk', 'politician', 'arrived', 'full', 'apology', 'late', 'immediately', 'began', 'make', 'presentation', 'gave', 'talk', 'never', 'forget', 'first', 'day', 'parish', 'priest', 'arrived', 'said', 'politician', 'fact', 'honour', 'first', 'person', 'go', 'confession', 'priest', 'honored', 'retirement', 'dinner']",136
+I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing. ,2ssndg,6908,What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?,"['get', 'jimmy', 'fallon', 'joke', 'without', 'laughing']","['difference', 'jimmy', 'fallon']","['get', 'jimmy', 'fallon', 'joke', 'without', 'laughing', 'difference', 'jimmy', 'fallon']",9
+I didn't want to interrupt her.,3rslp6,6906,I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.,"['want', 'interrupt']","['talked', 'wife', 'three', 'week']","['want', 'interrupt', 'talked', 'wife', 'three', 'week']",6
+"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.
+
+Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
+
+I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
+
+You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!
+
+I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig.
+",4b3xej,6895,"Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:","['hey', 'baby', 'followed', 'seeing', 'people', 'behind', 'back', 'hot', 'suffocating', 'relationship', 'know', 'angel', 'flew', 'close', 'ground', 'maybe', 'angel', 'gained', 'little', 'weight', 'since', 'started', 'going', 'love', 'like', 'six', 'ball', 'cricket', 'leaving', 'religious', 'ground', 'decided', 'become', 'jew', 'fucking', 'pig']","['fuck', 'cheesy', 'line', 'need', 'better', 'line']","['hey', 'baby', 'followed', 'seeing', 'people', 'behind', 'back', 'hot', 'suffocating', 'relationship', 'know', 'angel', 'flew', 'close', 'ground', 'maybe', 'angel', 'gained', 'little', 'weight', 'since', 'started', 'going', 'love', 'like', 'six', 'ball', 'cricket', 'leaving', 'religious', 'ground', 'decided', 'become', 'jew', 'fucking', 'pig', 'fuck', 'cheesy', 'line', 'need', 'better', 'line']",42
+"Robber:  ""Give me all your money or you are GEOGRAPHY!'
+
+Cashier (puzzled) ""Did you mean to say ""or you're history?""
+
+Robber: ""Don't change the subject.""",2zjm7g,6890,"Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller...","['robber', 'give', 'money', 'geography', 'cashier', 'puzzled', 'mean', 'say', 'history', 'robber', 'change', 'subject']","['bank', 'robber', 'pull', 'gun', 'point', 'teller']","['robber', 'give', 'money', 'geography', 'cashier', 'puzzled', 'mean', 'say', 'history', 'robber', 'change', 'subject', 'bank', 'robber', 'pull', 'gun', 'point', 'teller']",18
+"they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.",2zfwul,6889,I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl...,"['told', 'imaginary', 'joke']","['told', 'friend', 'date', 'really', 'attractive', 'girl']","['told', 'imaginary', 'joke', 'told', 'friend', 'date', 'really', 'attractive', 'girl']",9
+"The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
+reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
+dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
+
+The medicine man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine. It must be respected. You take only teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.""
+The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, ""How do I stop the medicine from working?"" ""Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'"" he responded, ""but when she does, the
+medicine will not work again until next full moon.""
+
+The old man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, ""1-2-3!""
+
+Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, ""What was the 1-2-3 for?""
+
+And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.",2oebju,6865,"On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife...","['certificate', 'paid', 'visit', 'medicine', 'man', 'living', 'nearby', 'reservation', 'rumored', 'wonderful', 'cure', 'erectile', 'dysfunction', 'persuaded', 'drove', 'reservation', 'handed', 'ticket', 'medicine', 'man', 'wondered', 'medicine', 'man', 'slowly', 'methodically', 'produced', 'potion', 'handed', 'grip', 'shoulder', 'warned', 'powerful', 'medicine', 'must', 'respected', 'take', 'teaspoonful', 'say', 'become', 'manlier', 'ever', 'life', 'perform', 'long', 'want', 'old', 'man', 'encouraged', 'walked', 'away', 'turned', 'asked', 'stop', 'medicine', 'working', 'partner', 'must', 'say', 'responded', 'medicine', 'work', 'next', 'full', 'moon', 'old', 'man', 'eager', 'see', 'worked', 'went', 'home', 'showered', 'shaved', 'took', 'spoonful', 'medicine', 'invited', 'wife', 'join', 'bedroom', 'came', 'took', 'clothes', 'said', 'immediately', 'manliest', 'men', 'wife', 'excited', 'began', 'throwing', 'clothes', 'asked', 'boy', 'girl', 'never', 'end', 'sentence', 'preposition', 'could', 'end', 'dangling', 'participle']","['birthday', 'man', 'got', 'gift', 'certificate', 'wife']","['certificate', 'paid', 'visit', 'medicine', 'man', 'living', 'nearby', 'reservation', 'rumored', 'wonderful', 'cure', 'erectile', 'dysfunction', 'persuaded', 'drove', 'reservation', 'handed', 'ticket', 'medicine', 'man', 'wondered', 'medicine', 'man', 'slowly', 'methodically', 'produced', 'potion', 'handed', 'grip', 'shoulder', 'warned', 'powerful', 'medicine', 'must', 'respected', 'take', 'teaspoonful', 'say', 'become', 'manlier', 'ever', 'life', 'perform', 'long', 'want', 'old', 'man', 'encouraged', 'walked', 'away', 'turned', 'asked', 'stop', 'medicine', 'working', 'partner', 'must', 'say', 'responded', 'medicine', 'work', 'next', 'full', 'moon', 'old', 'man', 'eager', 'see', 'worked', 'went', 'home', 'showered', 'shaved', 'took', 'spoonful', 'medicine', 'invited', 'wife', 'join', 'bedroom', 'came', 'took', 'clothes', 'said', 'immediately', 'manliest', 'men', 'wife', 'excited', 'began', 'throwing', 'clothes', 'asked', 'boy', 'girl', 'never', 'end', 'sentence', 'preposition', 'could', 'end', 'dangling', 'participle', 'birthday', 'man', 'got', 'gift', 'certificate', 'wife']",109
+That means the entire country went black and successfully went back.,3ia9d7,6859,If the next president is white....,"['mean', 'entire', 'country', 'went', 'black', 'successfully', 'went', 'back']","['next', 'president', 'white']","['mean', 'entire', 'country', 'went', 'black', 'successfully', 'went', 'back', 'next', 'president', 'white']",11
+"It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.",2nrv35,6848,My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child.,"['true', 'love', 'matthew', 'equally']","['wife', 'always', 'accuses', 'favorite', 'child']","['true', 'love', 'matthew', 'equally', 'wife', 'always', 'accuses', 'favorite', 'child']",9
+"None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.",3x2bd6,6833,"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?","['none', 'compliment', 'get', 'pissed', 'wo', 'screw']","['many', 'guy', 'take', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']","['none', 'compliment', 'get', 'pissed', 'wo', 'screw', 'many', 'guy', 'take', 'screw', 'light', 'bulb']",12
+FINNISH HYMN!!!,2ximhv,6822,"TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.","['finnish', 'hymn']","['til', 'release', 'finland', 'original', 'mortal', 'kombat', 'censored', 'unusual', 'way', 'censor', 'fine', 'gore', 'insisted', 'music', 'replaced', 'traditional', 'christian', 'song']","['finnish', 'hymn', 'til', 'release', 'finland', 'original', 'mortal', 'kombat', 'censored', 'unusual', 'way', 'censor', 'fine', 'gore', 'insisted', 'music', 'replaced', 'traditional', 'christian', 'song']",20
+"Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds",3zpb7l,6816,They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile,"['live', 'next', 'smoking', 'hot', 'year', 'old']","['say', 'every', 'people', 'live', 'next', 'pedophile']","['live', 'next', 'smoking', 'hot', 'year', 'old', 'say', 'every', 'people', 'live', 'next', 'pedophile']",12
+Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.,460hms,6816,"I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.","['took', 'age', 'get', 'husband', 'voice', 'right']","['started', 'sexual', 'relationship', 'blind', 'woman', 'rewarding', 'quite', 'challenging']","['took', 'age', 'get', 'husband', 'voice', 'right', 'started', 'sexual', 'relationship', 'blind', 'woman', 'rewarding', 'quite', 'challenging']",14
+It was given two consecutive sentences. ,42g2ze,6804,What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?,"['given', 'two', 'consecutive', 'sentence']","['happened', 'semicolon', 'broke', 'grammar', 'law']","['given', 'two', 'consecutive', 'sentence', 'happened', 'semicolon', 'broke', 'grammar', 'law']",9
+"When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
+
+EDIT: Slightly late, but:
+
+10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.
+
+",2q2uaq,6801,How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['get', 'upvotes', 'tell', 'answer', 'edit', 'slightly', 'late', 'one', 'change', 'one', 'post', 'karma', 'eight', 'repost', 'month', 'later']","['many', 'karma', 'whore', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['get', 'upvotes', 'tell', 'answer', 'edit', 'slightly', 'late', 'one', 'change', 'one', 'post', 'karma', 'eight', 'repost', 'month', 'later', 'many', 'karma', 'whore', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",22
+"... had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
+
+One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
+
+He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
+
+The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
+
+Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
+
+Some old men can still think fast....",3hgcsm,6797,An elderly man in Louisiana ...,"['owned', 'large', 'farm', 'several', 'year', 'large', 'pond', 'back', 'properly', 'shaped', 'swimming', 'fixed', 'nice', 'picnic', 'table', 'horseshoe', 'court', 'apple', 'peach', 'tree', 'one', 'evening', 'old', 'farmer', 'decided', 'go', 'pond', 'look', 'grabbed', 'bucket', 'bring', 'back', 'fruit', 'neared', 'pond', 'heard', 'voice', 'shouting', 'laughing', 'glee', 'came', 'closer', 'saw', 'bunch', 'young', 'woman', 'pond', 'made', 'woman', 'aware', 'presence', 'went', 'deep', 'end', 'one', 'woman', 'shouted', 'coming', 'leave', 'old', 'man', 'frowned', 'come', 'watch', 'lady', 'swim', 'naked', 'make', 'get', 'pond', 'naked', 'holding', 'bucket', 'said', 'feed', 'alligator', 'old', 'men', 'still', 'think', 'fast']","['elderly', 'man', 'louisiana']","['owned', 'large', 'farm', 'several', 'year', 'large', 'pond', 'back', 'properly', 'shaped', 'swimming', 'fixed', 'nice', 'picnic', 'table', 'horseshoe', 'court', 'apple', 'peach', 'tree', 'one', 'evening', 'old', 'farmer', 'decided', 'go', 'pond', 'look', 'grabbed', 'bucket', 'bring', 'back', 'fruit', 'neared', 'pond', 'heard', 'voice', 'shouting', 'laughing', 'glee', 'came', 'closer', 'saw', 'bunch', 'young', 'woman', 'pond', 'made', 'woman', 'aware', 'presence', 'went', 'deep', 'end', 'one', 'woman', 'shouted', 'coming', 'leave', 'old', 'man', 'frowned', 'come', 'watch', 'lady', 'swim', 'naked', 'make', 'get', 'pond', 'naked', 'holding', 'bucket', 'said', 'feed', 'alligator', 'old', 'men', 'still', 'think', 'fast', 'elderly', 'man', 'louisiana']",84
+"Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.",3orvu0,6796,I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant??,"['apparently', 'change', 'color', 'baby', 'go', 'figure']","['thought', 'vasectomy', 'supposed', 'keep', 'getting', 'wife', 'pregnant']","['apparently', 'change', 'color', 'baby', 'go', 'figure', 'thought', 'vasectomy', 'supposed', 'keep', 'getting', 'wife', 'pregnant']",13
+"A man walks into a gun shop.
+
+""I want to buy a new scope and bullets for my rifle""
+
+""sure"" said the owner handing over a scope ""if you look out the window, this scope is so powerful you can see into my house""
+
+The man looks, then turns to the shopkeeper and says ""sorry mate there is a man in there and a woman who i can only assume is your wife?""
+
+""cheating, bitch!"" the shopkeeper said, putting two bullets on the counter he said ""Shoot that guys prick off and you can have the scope for free, shoot that bitches' head off and I'll give you free bullets for the rest of your life""
+
+The guy looks through the scope again and says ""what do I get if I only use one shot?""",2vz117,6790,Bet on a bullet (slightly NSFW),"['man', 'walk', 'gun', 'shop', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'scope', 'bullet', 'rifle', 'sure', 'said', 'owner', 'handing', 'scope', 'look', 'window', 'scope', 'powerful', 'see', 'house', 'man', 'look', 'turn', 'shopkeeper', 'say', 'sorry', 'mate', 'man', 'woman', 'assume', 'wife', 'cheating', 'bitch', 'shopkeeper', 'said', 'putting', 'two', 'bullet', 'counter', 'said', 'shoot', 'guy', 'prick', 'scope', 'free', 'shoot', 'bitch', 'head', 'give', 'free', 'bullet', 'rest', 'life', 'guy', 'look', 'scope', 'say', 'get', 'use', 'one', 'shot']","['bet', 'bullet', 'slightly', 'nsfw']","['man', 'walk', 'gun', 'shop', 'want', 'buy', 'new', 'scope', 'bullet', 'rifle', 'sure', 'said', 'owner', 'handing', 'scope', 'look', 'window', 'scope', 'powerful', 'see', 'house', 'man', 'look', 'turn', 'shopkeeper', 'say', 'sorry', 'mate', 'man', 'woman', 'assume', 'wife', 'cheating', 'bitch', 'shopkeeper', 'said', 'putting', 'two', 'bullet', 'counter', 'said', 'shoot', 'guy', 'prick', 'scope', 'free', 'shoot', 'bitch', 'head', 'give', 'free', 'bullet', 'rest', 'life', 'guy', 'look', 'scope', 'say', 'get', 'use', 'one', 'shot', 'bet', 'bullet', 'slightly', 'nsfw']",66
+"To look sharp.
+
+&nbsp;
+&nbsp;
+
+Credit: 3rd grade me.",3op5rq,6787,Why do pencils shave?,"['look', 'sharp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'credit', 'grade']","['pencil', 'shave']","['look', 'sharp', 'nbsp', 'nbsp', 'credit', 'grade', 'pencil', 'shave']",8
+"...They were walking when they noticed two girls getting naked in a nearby pond. One kid bolted the other way and the other one chased after him. ""Why did you leave man! That was the prime opportunity for us to see naked chicks!""  Then the other kid said ""well, my mom said if I ever see a naked girl before I'm married, I'll turn to stone and I felt something getting hard!""",3w0fde,6786,Two boys are in the woods...,"['walking', 'noticed', 'two', 'girl', 'getting', 'naked', 'nearby', 'pond', 'one', 'kid', 'bolted', 'way', 'one', 'chased', 'leave', 'man', 'prime', 'opportunity', 'u', 'see', 'naked', 'chick', 'kid', 'said', 'well', 'mom', 'said', 'ever', 'see', 'naked', 'girl', 'married', 'turn', 'stone', 'felt', 'something', 'getting', 'hard']","['two', 'boy', 'wood']","['walking', 'noticed', 'two', 'girl', 'getting', 'naked', 'nearby', 'pond', 'one', 'kid', 'bolted', 'way', 'one', 'chased', 'leave', 'man', 'prime', 'opportunity', 'u', 'see', 'naked', 'chick', 'kid', 'said', 'well', 'mom', 'said', 'ever', 'see', 'naked', 'girl', 'married', 'turn', 'stone', 'felt', 'something', 'getting', 'hard', 'two', 'boy', 'wood']",41
+"...when they spot tracks on the ground. The first blonde says: ""Look, those are deer tracks.""  
+The second blonde looks at them and says: ""No you're wrong, those tracks obviously belong to wolves.""  
+The third blonde thinks for a minute and says: ""You're both wrong, these are hog tracks, I'm sure.""  
+They were still arguing when the train hit them.",3vwu15,6781,Three blondes are walking through a forest,"['spot', 'track', 'ground', 'first', 'blonde', 'say', 'look', 'deer', 'track', 'second', 'blonde', 'look', 'say', 'wrong', 'track', 'obviously', 'belong', 'wolf', 'third', 'blonde', 'think', 'minute', 'say', 'wrong', 'hog', 'track', 'sure', 'still', 'arguing', 'train', 'hit']","['three', 'blonde', 'walking', 'forest']","['spot', 'track', 'ground', 'first', 'blonde', 'say', 'look', 'deer', 'track', 'second', 'blonde', 'look', 'say', 'wrong', 'track', 'obviously', 'belong', 'wolf', 'third', 'blonde', 'think', 'minute', 'say', 'wrong', 'hog', 'track', 'sure', 'still', 'arguing', 'train', 'hit', 'three', 'blonde', 'walking', 'forest']",35
+"A woman was driving through a remote section of desert at night, thoroughly lost.  Suddenly, a coyote ran into the road ahead of her!  Slamming on the brakes, the woman was astounded to see a man come running from out of the darkness toward the coyote.  In one smooth motion, the strange man took his pants down, grabbed the coyote by it's back legs and began furiously sodomizing the poor creature.  Shocked beyond words, the woman went around the man as quickly as possibly and drove on.  
+Speeding toward some lights in the distance, she discovered a bar with a sheriffs  car parked outside.  
+""It figures"", she thought, and resolved to go inside and file a complaint.  On a rocking chair near the door, an old man was sitting and masturbating openly.  Horrified, she stomped into the bar and straight away went up to the sheriff, who was sitting at the bar.  She shouted at the sheriff:  
+""What sort of town are you running here?!  You've got people running around the desert fucking coyotes, and- and just outside there was an old man masturbating openly!  How can you explain this?!""  
+The sheriff sipped his beer and said, ""Ah well, you can't expect him to catch a coyote at his age""         ",4d4pq2,6776,The worst joke I can remember [nsfw] Warning: this joke is long and terrible,"['woman', 'driving', 'remote', 'section', 'desert', 'night', 'thoroughly', 'lost', 'suddenly', 'coyote', 'ran', 'road', 'ahead', 'slamming', 'brake', 'woman', 'astounded', 'see', 'man', 'come', 'running', 'darkness', 'toward', 'coyote', 'one', 'smooth', 'motion', 'strange', 'man', 'took', 'pant', 'grabbed', 'coyote', 'back', 'leg', 'began', 'furiously', 'sodomizing', 'poor', 'creature', 'shocked', 'beyond', 'word', 'woman', 'went', 'around', 'man', 'quickly', 'possibly', 'drove', 'speeding', 'toward', 'light', 'distance', 'discovered', 'bar', 'sheriff', 'car', 'parked', 'outside', 'figure', 'thought', 'resolved', 'go', 'inside', 'file', 'complaint', 'rocking', 'chair', 'near', 'door', 'old', 'man', 'sitting', 'masturbating', 'openly', 'horrified', 'stomped', 'bar', 'straight', 'away', 'went', 'sheriff', 'sitting', 'bar', 'shouted', 'sheriff', 'sort', 'town', 'running', 'got', 'people', 'running', 'around', 'desert', 'fucking', 'coyote', 'outside', 'old', 'man', 'masturbating', 'openly', 'explain', 'sheriff', 'sipped', 'beer', 'said', 'ah', 'well', 'ca', 'expect', 'catch', 'coyote', 'age']","['worst', 'joke', 'remember', 'nsfw', 'warning', 'joke', 'long', 'terrible']","['woman', 'driving', 'remote', 'section', 'desert', 'night', 'thoroughly', 'lost', 'suddenly', 'coyote', 'ran', 'road', 'ahead', 'slamming', 'brake', 'woman', 'astounded', 'see', 'man', 'come', 'running', 'darkness', 'toward', 'coyote', 'one', 'smooth', 'motion', 'strange', 'man', 'took', 'pant', 'grabbed', 'coyote', 'back', 'leg', 'began', 'furiously', 'sodomizing', 'poor', 'creature', 'shocked', 'beyond', 'word', 'woman', 'went', 'around', 'man', 'quickly', 'possibly', 'drove', 'speeding', 'toward', 'light', 'distance', 'discovered', 'bar', 'sheriff', 'car', 'parked', 'outside', 'figure', 'thought', 'resolved', 'go', 'inside', 'file', 'complaint', 'rocking', 'chair', 'near', 'door', 'old', 'man', 'sitting', 'masturbating', 'openly', 'horrified', 'stomped', 'bar', 'straight', 'away', 'went', 'sheriff', 'sitting', 'bar', 'shouted', 'sheriff', 'sort', 'town', 'running', 'got', 'people', 'running', 'around', 'desert', 'fucking', 'coyote', 'outside', 'old', 'man', 'masturbating', 'openly', 'explain', 'sheriff', 'sipped', 'beer', 'said', 'ah', 'well', 'ca', 'expect', 'catch', 'coyote', 'age', 'worst', 'joke', 'remember', 'nsfw', 'warning', 'joke', 'long', 'terrible']",122
+"Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.",4qvf7p,6763,Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?,"['used', 'two', 'offensive', 'joke']","['twin', 'tower', 'gender', 'similar']","['used', 'two', 'offensive', 'joke', 'twin', 'tower', 'gender', 'similar']",8
+"I always thought they were gunna hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.",4lbpsc,6756,"Remember when you were a kid and when you cried your parents said, ""I'll give you a reason to cry""?","['always', 'thought', 'gunna', 'hit', 'going', 'destroy', 'housing', 'market', 'year', 'later']","['remember', 'kid', 'cried', 'parent', 'said', 'give', 'reason', 'cry']","['always', 'thought', 'gunna', 'hit', 'going', 'destroy', 'housing', 'market', 'year', 'later', 'remember', 'kid', 'cried', 'parent', 'said', 'give', 'reason', 'cry']",18
+"The bartender says "" Sorry,  we don't serve breakfast here"".",2nkp3p,6754,A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar.....,"['bartender', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'breakfast']","['piece', 'toast', 'hard', 'boiled', 'egg', 'walked', 'bar']","['bartender', 'say', 'sorry', 'serve', 'breakfast', 'piece', 'toast', 'hard', 'boiled', 'egg', 'walked', 'bar']",12
+There was no coffin at the funeral,473ihq,6739,The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.,"['coffin', 'funeral']","['guy', 'invented', 'throat', 'lozenge', 'died', 'last', 'week']","['coffin', 'funeral', 'guy', 'invented', 'throat', 'lozenge', 'died', 'last', 'week']",9
+"""No way. That's impossible!"" she said.
+
+""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is.""",319og1,6737,I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour,"['way', 'impossible', 'said', 'trust', 'said', 'idea', 'baby']","['told', 'wife', 'lost', 'lb', 'one', 'hour']","['way', 'impossible', 'said', 'trust', 'said', 'idea', 'baby', 'told', 'wife', 'lost', 'lb', 'one', 'hour']",13
+A waist of time.,4017dh,6735,What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?,"['waist', 'time']","['call', 'girl', 'hourglass', 'figure']","['waist', 'time', 'call', 'girl', 'hourglass', 'figure']",6
+"Four former U.S. presidents are caught in a horrible tornado that hits a state funeral they’re all attending in Kansas.
+
+Suddenly, all of them are blown off to Oz.
+
+They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great and Powerful Oz.
+
+“What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
+
+Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I've come for some courage.”
+
+”No problem!” says the Wizard. “Who is next?”
+
+Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well…I…I think I need a heart.”
+
+”Done,” says the Wizard.
+
+“Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?”
+
+Up steps George W. Bush, who says, “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.”
+
+”Not a problem!” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”
+
+There is a great silence in the hall.
+
+Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
+
+Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “What do you want?”
+
+”Ummm,” he says quietly, “is Dorothy around?”",3zf2dq,6733,Four former U.S. presidents...,"['four', 'former', 'president', 'caught', 'horrible', 'tornado', 'hit', 'state', 'funeral', 'attending', 'kansa', 'suddenly', 'blown', 'oz', 'finally', 'make', 'emerald', 'city', 'come', 'great', 'powerful', 'oz', 'brings', 'great', 'wizard', 'oz', 'jimmy', 'carter', 'step', 'forward', 'timidly', 'come', 'problem', 'say', 'wizard', 'next', 'ronald', 'reagan', 'step', 'forward', 'think', 'need', 'done', 'say', 'wizard', 'come', 'next', 'great', 'powerful', 'oz', 'step', 'george', 'bush', 'say', 'told', 'american', 'people', 'need', 'problem', 'say', 'wizard', 'consider', 'great', 'silence', 'hall', 'bill', 'clinton', 'standing', 'looking', 'around', 'say', 'word', 'irritated', 'wizard', 'finally', 'asks', 'want', 'ummm', 'say', 'quietly', 'dorothy', 'around']","['four', 'former', 'president']","['four', 'former', 'president', 'caught', 'horrible', 'tornado', 'hit', 'state', 'funeral', 'attending', 'kansa', 'suddenly', 'blown', 'oz', 'finally', 'make', 'emerald', 'city', 'come', 'great', 'powerful', 'oz', 'brings', 'great', 'wizard', 'oz', 'jimmy', 'carter', 'step', 'forward', 'timidly', 'come', 'problem', 'say', 'wizard', 'next', 'ronald', 'reagan', 'step', 'forward', 'think', 'need', 'done', 'say', 'wizard', 'come', 'next', 'great', 'powerful', 'oz', 'step', 'george', 'bush', 'say', 'told', 'american', 'people', 'need', 'problem', 'say', 'wizard', 'consider', 'great', 'silence', 'hall', 'bill', 'clinton', 'standing', 'looking', 'around', 'say', 'word', 'irritated', 'wizard', 'finally', 'asks', 'want', 'ummm', 'say', 'quietly', 'dorothy', 'around', 'four', 'former', 'president']",85
+"A guy asked a girl in a library: Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.",3vssi4,6732,So a guy asked a girl in a library,"['guy', 'asked', 'girl', 'library', 'mind', 'sit', 'beside', 'girl', 'replied', 'loud', 'voice', 'want', 'spend', 'night', 'student', 'library', 'started', 'staring', 'guy', 'embarrassed', 'couple', 'minute', 'girl', 'walked', 'quietly', 'guy', 'table', 'said', 'study', 'psychology', 'know', 'man', 'thinking', 'guess', 'felt', 'embarrassed', 'right', 'guy', 'responded', 'loud', 'voice', 'one', 'night', 'much', 'people', 'library', 'looked', 'girl', 'shock', 'guy', 'whispered', 'ear', 'study', 'law', 'know', 'make', 'someone', 'feel', 'guilty']","['guy', 'asked', 'girl', 'library']","['guy', 'asked', 'girl', 'library', 'mind', 'sit', 'beside', 'girl', 'replied', 'loud', 'voice', 'want', 'spend', 'night', 'student', 'library', 'started', 'staring', 'guy', 'embarrassed', 'couple', 'minute', 'girl', 'walked', 'quietly', 'guy', 'table', 'said', 'study', 'psychology', 'know', 'man', 'thinking', 'guess', 'felt', 'embarrassed', 'right', 'guy', 'responded', 'loud', 'voice', 'one', 'night', 'much', 'people', 'library', 'looked', 'girl', 'shock', 'guy', 'whispered', 'ear', 'study', 'law', 'know', 'make', 'someone', 'feel', 'guilty', 'guy', 'asked', 'girl', 'library']",63
+"""Say your last words!""
+
+""Your last words!""
+
+-
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Since this is now on the front page, hello world. Buy shares in hair, I hear it's growing.
+
+And now, [a short intermission](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM). Albatrosses will be served shortly.",2wvicu,6730,A terrorist is holding dad at gunpoint,"['say', 'last', 'word', 'last', 'word', 'since', 'front', 'page', 'hello', 'world', 'buy', 'share', 'hair', 'hear', 'growing', 'short', 'intermission', 'http', 'albatross', 'served', 'shortly']","['terrorist', 'holding', 'dad', 'gunpoint']","['say', 'last', 'word', 'last', 'word', 'since', 'front', 'page', 'hello', 'world', 'buy', 'share', 'hair', 'hear', 'growing', 'short', 'intermission', 'http', 'albatross', 'served', 'shortly', 'terrorist', 'holding', 'dad', 'gunpoint']",25
+"The president orders his secret service agent to jump off a 40 foot platform. The agent heisitates and does so. 
+
+The prime minister immediately orders his bodyguard to do the same. The guard jumps without batting an eye.
+
+The president, feeling a little defeated, orders his bodyguard to jump off a hundred foot platform. The agent turns to the president and, with teary eyes, pleads:""Mister president, please don't do this, I have a family!""
+
+The president hesitates and retracts his order. The chinese minister snorts and orders the same to his body guard.The chinese bodyguard starts climbing without a second thought. The president grabs his arm and says, ""Wait man, this is too much! You don't have to do this!""
+
+The chinese bodygaurd shakes off his arm and says:""Mister president, please don't, I have family.""
+
+Edit:words.
+
+",3enuwp,6720,The President of the United States and the Prime minister of China are comparing their bodyguards.,"['president', 'order', 'secret', 'service', 'agent', 'jump', 'foot', 'platform', 'agent', 'heisitates', 'prime', 'minister', 'immediately', 'order', 'bodyguard', 'guard', 'jump', 'without', 'batting', 'eye', 'president', 'feeling', 'little', 'defeated', 'order', 'bodyguard', 'jump', 'hundred', 'foot', 'platform', 'agent', 'turn', 'president', 'teary', 'eye', 'pleads', 'mister', 'president', 'please', 'family', 'president', 'hesitates', 'retracts', 'order', 'chinese', 'minister', 'snort', 'order', 'body', 'chinese', 'bodyguard', 'start', 'climbing', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'president', 'grab', 'arm', 'say', 'wait', 'man', 'much', 'chinese', 'bodygaurd', 'shake', 'arm', 'say', 'mister', 'president', 'please', 'family', 'edit', 'word']","['president', 'united', 'state', 'prime', 'minister', 'china', 'comparing', 'bodyguard']","['president', 'order', 'secret', 'service', 'agent', 'jump', 'foot', 'platform', 'agent', 'heisitates', 'prime', 'minister', 'immediately', 'order', 'bodyguard', 'guard', 'jump', 'without', 'batting', 'eye', 'president', 'feeling', 'little', 'defeated', 'order', 'bodyguard', 'jump', 'hundred', 'foot', 'platform', 'agent', 'turn', 'president', 'teary', 'eye', 'pleads', 'mister', 'president', 'please', 'family', 'president', 'hesitates', 'retracts', 'order', 'chinese', 'minister', 'snort', 'order', 'body', 'chinese', 'bodyguard', 'start', 'climbing', 'without', 'second', 'thought', 'president', 'grab', 'arm', 'say', 'wait', 'man', 'much', 'chinese', 'bodygaurd', 'shake', 'arm', 'say', 'mister', 'president', 'please', 'family', 'edit', 'word', 'president', 'united', 'state', 'prime', 'minister', 'china', 'comparing', 'bodyguard']",82
+"I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.",3ldpqi,6688,Racism is like Nickelback...,"['like', 'joke', 'never', 'want', 'see', 'live']","['racism', 'like', 'nickelback']","['like', 'joke', 'never', 'want', 'see', 'live', 'racism', 'like', 'nickelback']",9
+"It had a bad driver!
+
+**bows **
+
+I'll show myself out.",2dsq8l,6688,I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?,"['bad', 'driver', 'bow', 'show']","['give', 'joke', 'made', 'seven', 'computer', 'crash']","['bad', 'driver', 'bow', 'show', 'give', 'joke', 'made', 'seven', 'computer', 'crash']",10
+"Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes.
+
+Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird. ",3q8klr,6687,I try to teach my mom something new everyday.,"['supposed', 'learn', 'mistake', 'edit', 'apparently', 'lot', 'teaching', 'mother', 'new', 'thing', 'weird']","['try', 'teach', 'mom', 'something', 'new', 'everyday']","['supposed', 'learn', 'mistake', 'edit', 'apparently', 'lot', 'teaching', 'mother', 'new', 'thing', 'weird', 'try', 'teach', 'mom', 'something', 'new', 'everyday']",17
+"At the club, the doorman says, ""Hi Jim, how are you?""
+
+The wife asks, ""How does he know you?""
+
+Jim says, ""Oh dear, I play football with him.""
+
+Inside the Bartender Says, ""The Usual, Jim?""
+
+Jim says to Wife, ""Before you say anything, He's on the Darts team.""
+
+Next a stripper Says, ""Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?""
+
+The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, ""Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...""
+
+
+
+Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!",5rts5x,6670,A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.,"['club', 'doorman', 'say', 'hi', 'jim', 'wife', 'asks', 'know', 'jim', 'say', 'oh', 'dear', 'play', 'football', 'inside', 'bartender', 'say', 'usual', 'jim', 'jim', 'say', 'wife', 'say', 'anything', 'dart', 'team', 'next', 'stripper', 'say', 'hi', 'jim', 'crave', 'special', 'wife', 'storm', 'dragging', 'jim', 'jump', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'driver', 'say', 'hey', 'jimmy', 'boy', 'picked', 'ugly', 'one', 'time', 'jim', 'funeral', 'sunday']","['wife', 'treat', 'husband', 'taking', 'strip', 'club', 'birthday']","['club', 'doorman', 'say', 'hi', 'jim', 'wife', 'asks', 'know', 'jim', 'say', 'oh', 'dear', 'play', 'football', 'inside', 'bartender', 'say', 'usual', 'jim', 'jim', 'say', 'wife', 'say', 'anything', 'dart', 'team', 'next', 'stripper', 'say', 'hi', 'jim', 'crave', 'special', 'wife', 'storm', 'dragging', 'jim', 'jump', 'taxi', 'taxi', 'driver', 'say', 'hey', 'jimmy', 'boy', 'picked', 'ugly', 'one', 'time', 'jim', 'funeral', 'sunday', 'wife', 'treat', 'husband', 'taking', 'strip', 'club', 'birthday']",59
+"John Cena: Where am I?
+
+Nurse: ICU
+
+John Cena: No you don't.
+
+Edit: double enter",42r97c,6656,John Cena woke up from a coma,"['john', 'cena', 'nurse', 'icu', 'john', 'cena', 'edit', 'double', 'enter']","['john', 'cena', 'woke', 'coma']","['john', 'cena', 'nurse', 'icu', 'john', 'cena', 'edit', 'double', 'enter', 'john', 'cena', 'woke', 'coma']",13
+"'Dad, what's Politics?' 
+
+Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 
+
+I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 
+
+Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 
+
+We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 
+
+The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 
+
+And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 
+
+Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 
+
+So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 
+Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 
+He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room
+and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
+
+'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 
+
+The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 
+
+The little boy replies, 
+
+'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
+",3bn8bx,6645,A little boy goes to his dad and asks:,"['politics', 'dad', 'say', 'son', 'let', 'try', 'explain', 'way', 'head', 'family', 'call', 'prime', 'minister', 'mother', 'administrator', 'money', 'call', 'government', 'take', 'care', 'need', 'call', 'people', 'nanny', 'consider', 'working', 'class', 'baby', 'brother', 'call', 'future', 'think', 'see', 'make', 'sense', 'little', 'boy', 'go', 'bed', 'thinking', 'dad', 'said', 'later', 'night', 'hears', 'baby', 'brother', 'cry', 'get', 'check', 'find', 'baby', 'severely', 'soiled', 'nappy', 'little', 'boy', 'go', 'parent', 'room', 'find', 'mother', 'asleep', 'wanting', 'wake', 'go', 'nanny', 'room', 'finding', 'door', 'locked', 'peek', 'keyhole', 'see', 'father', 'bed', 'nanny', 'give', 'go', 'back', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'father', 'think', 'understand', 'concept', 'politics', 'father', 'say', 'son', 'tell', 'word', 'think', 'politics', 'little', 'boy', 'reply', 'prime', 'minister', 'screwing', 'working', 'class', 'government', 'sound', 'asleep', 'people', 'ignored', 'future', 'deep', 'shit']","['little', 'boy', 'go', 'dad', 'asks']","['politics', 'dad', 'say', 'son', 'let', 'try', 'explain', 'way', 'head', 'family', 'call', 'prime', 'minister', 'mother', 'administrator', 'money', 'call', 'government', 'take', 'care', 'need', 'call', 'people', 'nanny', 'consider', 'working', 'class', 'baby', 'brother', 'call', 'future', 'think', 'see', 'make', 'sense', 'little', 'boy', 'go', 'bed', 'thinking', 'dad', 'said', 'later', 'night', 'hears', 'baby', 'brother', 'cry', 'get', 'check', 'find', 'baby', 'severely', 'soiled', 'nappy', 'little', 'boy', 'go', 'parent', 'room', 'find', 'mother', 'asleep', 'wanting', 'wake', 'go', 'nanny', 'room', 'finding', 'door', 'locked', 'peek', 'keyhole', 'see', 'father', 'bed', 'nanny', 'give', 'go', 'back', 'bed', 'next', 'morning', 'little', 'boy', 'say', 'father', 'think', 'understand', 'concept', 'politics', 'father', 'say', 'son', 'tell', 'word', 'think', 'politics', 'little', 'boy', 'reply', 'prime', 'minister', 'screwing', 'working', 'class', 'government', 'sound', 'asleep', 'people', 'ignored', 'future', 'deep', 'shit', 'little', 'boy', 'go', 'dad', 'asks']",119
+"A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
+
+On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ""Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""
+
+""What?"" said the puzzled groom.
+
+""How can that be if you've been married ten times?""
+
+""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
+
+Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
+
+Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
+
+Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
+
+Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
+
+Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
+
+Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
+
+Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
+
+Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
+
+Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... 
+
+God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""
+
+""Good,"" said the new husband, ""but, why?""
+
+""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!""",3y6wp2,6642,"10 husbands, still a virgin.","['lawyer', 'married', 'woman', 'previously', 'divorced', 'ten', 'husband', 'wedding', 'night', 'told', 'new', 'husband', 'please', 'gentle', 'still', 'virgin', 'said', 'puzzled', 'groom', 'married', 'ten', 'time', 'well', 'husband', 'sale', 'representative', 'kept', 'telling', 'great', 'going', 'husband', 'software', 'service', 'never', 'really', 'sure', 'supposed', 'function', 'said', 'look', 'get', 'back', 'husband', 'field', 'service', 'said', 'everything', 'checked', 'diagnostically', 'could', 'get', 'system', 'husband', 'telemarketing', 'even', 'though', 'knew', 'order', 'know', 'would', 'able', 'deliver', 'husband', 'engineer', 'understood', 'basic', 'process', 'wanted', 'three', 'year', 'research', 'implement', 'design', 'new', 'method', 'husband', 'finance', 'administration', 'thought', 'knew', 'sure', 'whether', 'job', 'husband', 'marketing', 'although', 'nice', 'product', 'never', 'sure', 'position', 'husband', 'psychologist', 'ever', 'talk', 'husband', 'gynecologist', 'look', 'husband', 'stamp', 'collector', 'ever', 'god', 'miss', 'married', 'really', 'excited', 'good', 'said', 'new', 'husband', 'lawyer', 'time', 'know', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'screwed']","['husband', 'still', 'virgin']","['lawyer', 'married', 'woman', 'previously', 'divorced', 'ten', 'husband', 'wedding', 'night', 'told', 'new', 'husband', 'please', 'gentle', 'still', 'virgin', 'said', 'puzzled', 'groom', 'married', 'ten', 'time', 'well', 'husband', 'sale', 'representative', 'kept', 'telling', 'great', 'going', 'husband', 'software', 'service', 'never', 'really', 'sure', 'supposed', 'function', 'said', 'look', 'get', 'back', 'husband', 'field', 'service', 'said', 'everything', 'checked', 'diagnostically', 'could', 'get', 'system', 'husband', 'telemarketing', 'even', 'though', 'knew', 'order', 'know', 'would', 'able', 'deliver', 'husband', 'engineer', 'understood', 'basic', 'process', 'wanted', 'three', 'year', 'research', 'implement', 'design', 'new', 'method', 'husband', 'finance', 'administration', 'thought', 'knew', 'sure', 'whether', 'job', 'husband', 'marketing', 'although', 'nice', 'product', 'never', 'sure', 'position', 'husband', 'psychologist', 'ever', 'talk', 'husband', 'gynecologist', 'look', 'husband', 'stamp', 'collector', 'ever', 'god', 'miss', 'married', 'really', 'excited', 'good', 'said', 'new', 'husband', 'lawyer', 'time', 'know', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'screwed', 'husband', 'still', 'virgin']",121
+"So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!",2zqnwx,6635,Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers.,"['good', 'driver', 'watch', 'woman', 'turning']","['fact', 'lot', 'woman', 'turn', 'good', 'driver']","['good', 'driver', 'watch', 'woman', 'turning', 'fact', 'lot', 'woman', 'turn', 'good', 'driver']",11
+But they canceled the interview,2q5kpq,6634,I recently submitted my resume to Sony,"['canceled', 'interview']","['recently', 'submitted', 'resume', 'sony']","['canceled', 'interview', 'recently', 'submitted', 'resume', 'sony']",6
+"Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
+She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
+The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.",2n4cqh,6632,Deaf Sex,"['two', 'deaf', 'people', 'get', 'married', 'first', 'week', 'marriage', 'find', 'unable', 'communicate', 'bedroom', 'light', 'since', 'ca', 'see', 'signing', 'read', 'lip', 'several', 'night', 'fumbling', 'around', 'many', 'misunderstanding', 'wife', 'figure', 'solution', 'writes', 'note', 'husband', 'agree', 'simple', 'signal', 'instance', 'night', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'squeeze', 'left', 'breast', 'one', 'time', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'squeeze', 'right', 'breast', 'two', 'time', 'husband', 'think', 'great', 'idea', 'writes', 'back', 'wife', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'pull', 'penis', 'one', 'time', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'penis', 'two', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'time']","['deaf', 'sex']","['two', 'deaf', 'people', 'get', 'married', 'first', 'week', 'marriage', 'find', 'unable', 'communicate', 'bedroom', 'light', 'since', 'ca', 'see', 'signing', 'read', 'lip', 'several', 'night', 'fumbling', 'around', 'many', 'misunderstanding', 'wife', 'figure', 'solution', 'writes', 'note', 'husband', 'agree', 'simple', 'signal', 'instance', 'night', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'squeeze', 'left', 'breast', 'one', 'time', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'squeeze', 'right', 'breast', 'two', 'time', 'husband', 'think', 'great', 'idea', 'writes', 'back', 'wife', 'want', 'sex', 'reach', 'pull', 'penis', 'one', 'time', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'penis', 'two', 'hundred', 'fifty', 'time', 'deaf', 'sex']",76
+Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :(,3np98z,6631,Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two.,"['help', 'u', 'get', 'rid', 'ecuadorian', 'spider']","['homosexuality', 'found', 'specie', 'homophobia', 'found', 'two']","['help', 'u', 'get', 'rid', 'ecuadorian', 'spider', 'homosexuality', 'found', 'specie', 'homophobia', 'found', 'two']",12
+She was lack-toes intolerant.,5rekem,6628,I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.,['intolerant'],"['got', 'frostbite', 'part', 'foot', 'amputated', 'girlfriend', 'left']","['intolerant', 'got', 'frostbite', 'part', 'foot', 'amputated', 'girlfriend', 'left']",8
+"My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today.
+
+""Really!"" I exclaimed.
+
+""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle.""
+
+That'll teach her to try and be funny...",312p64,6626,It's a healthy relationship,"['wife', 'told', 'wanted', 'give', 'deepthroat', 'blowjob', 'today', 'really', 'exclaimed', 'said', 'april', 'foogargagggrraggggle', 'teach', 'try', 'funny']","['healthy', 'relationship']","['wife', 'told', 'wanted', 'give', 'deepthroat', 'blowjob', 'today', 'really', 'exclaimed', 'said', 'april', 'foogargagggrraggggle', 'teach', 'try', 'funny', 'healthy', 'relationship']",17
+...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up,3p7z6r,6625,"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock...","['good', 'idea', 'last', 'night', 'want', 'shut', 'fuck']","['girl', 'remind', 'alarm', 'clock']","['good', 'idea', 'last', 'night', 'want', 'shut', 'fuck', 'girl', 'remind', 'alarm', 'clock']",11
+"A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
+
+""Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.""
+
+Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
+
+Moments later the guy gets a second text: ""Really should use spell check! That should be ""wifi"".""",30rvl0,6611,A guy texts his neighbor...,"['guy', 'sends', 'text', 'neighbor', 'bob', 'sorry', 'riddled', 'guilt', 'confess', 'helping', 'wife', 'around', 'probably', 'know', 'excuse', 'get', 'home', 'ca', 'live', 'guilt', 'longer', 'hope', 'accept', 'sincerest', 'apology', 'wo', 'happen', 'feeling', 'outrage', 'betrayed', 'bob', 'grab', 'gun', 'go', 'bedroom', 'without', 'word', 'shoot', 'wife', 'moment', 'later', 'guy', 'get', 'second', 'text', 'really', 'use', 'spell', 'check', 'wifi']","['guy', 'text', 'neighbor']","['guy', 'sends', 'text', 'neighbor', 'bob', 'sorry', 'riddled', 'guilt', 'confess', 'helping', 'wife', 'around', 'probably', 'know', 'excuse', 'get', 'home', 'ca', 'live', 'guilt', 'longer', 'hope', 'accept', 'sincerest', 'apology', 'wo', 'happen', 'feeling', 'outrage', 'betrayed', 'bob', 'grab', 'gun', 'go', 'bedroom', 'without', 'word', 'shoot', 'wife', 'moment', 'later', 'guy', 'get', 'second', 'text', 'really', 'use', 'spell', 'check', 'wifi', 'guy', 'text', 'neighbor']",53
+"The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" 
+
+""Yeah that's the one""  ",28s3w4,6608,"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?""","['librarian', 'look', 'computer', 'say', 'know', 'yet', 'yeah', 'one']","['man', 'walk', 'library', 'say', 'librarian', 'book', 'men', 'small', 'penis']","['librarian', 'look', 'computer', 'say', 'know', 'yet', 'yeah', 'one', 'man', 'walk', 'library', 'say', 'librarian', 'book', 'men', 'small', 'penis']",17
+Is it alright if I cum inside? ,3gnliw,6605,(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex?,"['alright', 'cum', 'inside']","['nsfw', 'must', 'vampire', 'ask', 'sex']","['alright', 'cum', 'inside', 'nsfw', 'must', 'vampire', 'ask', 'sex']",8
+"The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
+
+I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
+ 
+The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
+
+I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
+ 
+The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
+
+I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
+ 
+The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
+
+I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
+ 
+After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
+
+Edit: Thanks for the upvotes 😊
+If I have inadvertently upset anyone, I apologize. It was just meant as a joke intended 2 give u a chuckle.",30h7hs,6605,So I went to a mixed religion seminar...,"['christian', 'priest', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'jesus', 'christ', 'walk', 'today', 'smiled', 'told', 'paralysed', 'rabbi', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'god', 'almighty', 'walk', 'today', 'le', 'amused', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'mullah', 'came', 'took', 'hand', 'said', 'insha', 'allah', 'walk', 'today', 'snapped', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'buddhist', 'monk', 'came', 'held', 'hand', 'said', 'great', 'buddha', 'walk', 'today', 'rudely', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'sermon', 'stepped', 'outside', 'found', 'car', 'stolen', 'edit', 'thanks', 'upvotes', 'inadvertently', 'upset', 'anyone', 'apologize', 'meant', 'joke', 'intended', 'give', 'u', 'chuckle']","['went', 'mixed', 'religion', 'seminar']","['christian', 'priest', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'jesus', 'christ', 'walk', 'today', 'smiled', 'told', 'paralysed', 'rabbi', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'god', 'almighty', 'walk', 'today', 'le', 'amused', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'mullah', 'came', 'took', 'hand', 'said', 'insha', 'allah', 'walk', 'today', 'snapped', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'buddhist', 'monk', 'came', 'held', 'hand', 'said', 'great', 'buddha', 'walk', 'today', 'rudely', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'sermon', 'stepped', 'outside', 'found', 'car', 'stolen', 'edit', 'thanks', 'upvotes', 'inadvertently', 'upset', 'anyone', 'apologize', 'meant', 'joke', 'intended', 'give', 'u', 'chuckle', 'went', 'mixed', 'religion', 'seminar']",78
+"Warning : A joke from my own language. Terrible grammar ahead.
+
+They took the men of village as hostages. The head of terrorists wanted to have some fun this time. He called the wives of the men to the camp of terrorists. He put bandage to women's eyes and told men to lose their pants. Terrorist turned to the women and said ""You are going to touch every penis one by one. If you find your husband, that couple will be saved. If you cant find, wife and husband will die."" 
+
+After that, first woman started to check penises one by one,
+
+""Not this, not this, husbaand!""
+
+She found right and both were spared. Then second woman came,
+
+""Not this, not this, not this, nope, husbaaand!""
+
+She was also right, both were again spared. Third one,
+
+""Not this, not this, not this,... , husbaand!"" Again right. This situation continued to appear. As a result, terrorist got bored and entered the queue. Next women came and started,
+
+""Not this, not this, not this, not from village, not this, not this, husbaand!""
+
+Edit: thanks kind stranger! My first gold! Not this submission, not that submission, gooold!",2x4f2i,6598,"One day, terrorists attacked a village [NSFW]","['warning', 'joke', 'language', 'terrible', 'grammar', 'ahead', 'took', 'men', 'village', 'hostage', 'head', 'terrorist', 'wanted', 'fun', 'time', 'called', 'wife', 'men', 'camp', 'terrorist', 'put', 'bandage', 'woman', 'eye', 'told', 'men', 'lose', 'pant', 'terrorist', 'turned', 'woman', 'said', 'going', 'touch', 'every', 'penis', 'one', 'one', 'find', 'husband', 'couple', 'saved', 'cant', 'find', 'wife', 'husband', 'die', 'first', 'woman', 'started', 'check', 'penis', 'one', 'one', 'husbaand', 'found', 'right', 'spared', 'second', 'woman', 'came', 'nope', 'husbaaand', 'also', 'right', 'spared', 'third', 'one', 'husbaand', 'right', 'situation', 'continued', 'appear', 'result', 'terrorist', 'got', 'bored', 'entered', 'queue', 'next', 'woman', 'came', 'started', 'village', 'husbaand', 'edit', 'thanks', 'kind', 'stranger', 'first', 'gold', 'submission', 'submission', 'gooold']","['one', 'day', 'terrorist', 'attacked', 'village', 'nsfw']","['warning', 'joke', 'language', 'terrible', 'grammar', 'ahead', 'took', 'men', 'village', 'hostage', 'head', 'terrorist', 'wanted', 'fun', 'time', 'called', 'wife', 'men', 'camp', 'terrorist', 'put', 'bandage', 'woman', 'eye', 'told', 'men', 'lose', 'pant', 'terrorist', 'turned', 'woman', 'said', 'going', 'touch', 'every', 'penis', 'one', 'one', 'find', 'husband', 'couple', 'saved', 'cant', 'find', 'wife', 'husband', 'die', 'first', 'woman', 'started', 'check', 'penis', 'one', 'one', 'husbaand', 'found', 'right', 'spared', 'second', 'woman', 'came', 'nope', 'husbaaand', 'also', 'right', 'spared', 'third', 'one', 'husbaand', 'right', 'situation', 'continued', 'appear', 'result', 'terrorist', 'got', 'bored', 'entered', 'queue', 'next', 'woman', 'came', 'started', 'village', 'husbaand', 'edit', 'thanks', 'kind', 'stranger', 'first', 'gold', 'submission', 'submission', 'gooold', 'one', 'day', 'terrorist', 'attacked', 'village', 'nsfw']",100
+"Laughing stock.
+",3v5iez,6595,What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?,"['laughing', 'stock']","['call', 'cow', 'sense', 'humor']","['laughing', 'stock', 'call', 'cow', 'sense', 'humor']",6
+"and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. 
+
+The woman notices this and asks, ""Is your date running late?"" 
+
+""No,"" he replies, ""I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."" 
+
+The intrigued woman says, ""A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"" 
+
+""It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,"" he explains. 
+
+""What's it telling you now?"" she asked. 
+
+""Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."" he said. 
+
+The woman giggles and replies, ""Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"" 
+
+The man explains, ""Damn thing must be an hour fast.""",3b1pbk,6591,A man walks into a bar,"['take', 'seat', 'next', 'attractive', 'woman', 'give', 'quick', 'glance', 'casually', 'look', 'watch', 'moment', 'woman', 'notice', 'asks', 'date', 'running', 'late', 'reply', 'bought', 'watch', 'testing', 'intrigued', 'woman', 'say', 'watch', 'special', 'us', 'alpha', 'wave', 'telepathically', 'talk', 'explains', 'telling', 'asked', 'well', 'say', 'wearing', 'panty', 'said', 'woman', 'giggle', 'reply', 'well', 'must', 'broken', 'wearing', 'panty', 'man', 'explains', 'damn', 'thing', 'must', 'hour', 'fast']","['man', 'walk', 'bar']","['take', 'seat', 'next', 'attractive', 'woman', 'give', 'quick', 'glance', 'casually', 'look', 'watch', 'moment', 'woman', 'notice', 'asks', 'date', 'running', 'late', 'reply', 'bought', 'watch', 'testing', 'intrigued', 'woman', 'say', 'watch', 'special', 'us', 'alpha', 'wave', 'telepathically', 'talk', 'explains', 'telling', 'asked', 'well', 'say', 'wearing', 'panty', 'said', 'woman', 'giggle', 'reply', 'well', 'must', 'broken', 'wearing', 'panty', 'man', 'explains', 'damn', 'thing', 'must', 'hour', 'fast', 'man', 'walk', 'bar']",58
+"It's called ""world history"".
+
+#TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!",3kqyxw,6585,I have a degree in men's studies.,"['called', 'world', 'history', 'trump', 'ca', 'stump', 'trump']","['degree', 'men', 'study']","['called', 'world', 'history', 'trump', 'ca', 'stump', 'trump', 'degree', 'men', 'study']",10
+He was in the middle of 9/11,4ydadf,6582,Why did 10 die?,['middle'],['die'],"['middle', 'die']",2
+"This month, lunch is on me.",4ndsww,6551,Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters!,"['month', 'lunch']","['happy', 'ramadan', 'muslim', 'brother', 'sister']","['month', 'lunch', 'happy', 'ramadan', 'muslim', 'brother', 'sister']",7
+"Him: What's a pirates favorite letter?
+Me: ARRRGH!
+Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the ""C""!",2pw136,6548,As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning...,"['pirate', 'favorite', 'letter', 'arrrgh', 'would', 'think', 'would', 'arrrgh', 'first', 'love', 'c']","['told', 'yo', 'son', 'morning']","['pirate', 'favorite', 'letter', 'arrrgh', 'would', 'think', 'would', 'arrrgh', 'first', 'love', 'c', 'told', 'yo', 'son', 'morning']",15
+"Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.
+ 
+Customs officer: Occupation?
+
+Putin: No, just visiting.
+",2vofep,6542,Putin at the airport,"['vladimir', 'putin', 'arrives', 'airport', 'get', 'line', 'custom', 'desk', 'custom', 'officer', 'occupation', 'putin', 'visiting']","['putin', 'airport']","['vladimir', 'putin', 'arrives', 'airport', 'get', 'line', 'custom', 'desk', 'custom', 'officer', 'occupation', 'putin', 'visiting', 'putin', 'airport']",15
+"A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, ""What are you doing?""
+
+She answers, ""I'm moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!""
+
+Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
+
+When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
+
+""I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."" ",2rm2rf,6531,"Marriage, the real story","['husband', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'wife', 'packing', 'suitcase', 'asks', 'answer', 'moving', 'nevada', 'heard', 'prostitute', 'get', 'paid', 'free', 'later', 'night', 'way', 'wife', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'husband', 'packing', 'suitcase', 'asks', 'going', 'reply', 'coming', 'want', 'see', 'live', 'year']","['marriage', 'real', 'story']","['husband', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'wife', 'packing', 'suitcase', 'asks', 'answer', 'moving', 'nevada', 'heard', 'prostitute', 'get', 'paid', 'free', 'later', 'night', 'way', 'wife', 'walk', 'bedroom', 'see', 'husband', 'packing', 'suitcase', 'asks', 'going', 'reply', 'coming', 'want', 'see', 'live', 'year', 'marriage', 'real', 'story']",37
+"Artificial intelligence
+
+*edit: I kinda thought it was funny, and* poof  *it has 3000 upvotes. Thanks for the motivation*",4c8rix,6518,What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?,"['artificial', 'intelligence', 'edit', 'kinda', 'thought', 'funny', 'poof', 'upvotes', 'thanks', 'motivation']","['call', 'blonde', 'dye', 'hair', 'brunette']","['artificial', 'intelligence', 'edit', 'kinda', 'thought', 'funny', 'poof', 'upvotes', 'thanks', 'motivation', 'call', 'blonde', 'dye', 'hair', 'brunette']",15
+"They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
+",3ullvl,6517,Photographers are so violent.,"['frame', 'shoot', 'blow', 'hang']","['photographer', 'violent']","['frame', 'shoot', 'blow', 'hang', 'photographer', 'violent']",6
+"A few years ago when I first got divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would give me a hand job for 500 dollars and I laughed and said ""500 Dollars!? Why that much?"" She then whipped out her cell phone and showed me a picture of a Lamborghini ""You see this car? I paid for it by selling hand jobs."" So I shrugged and said ""What the hell, I need to live a little, I'll do it"" so we go back to my hotel and she gives me the best hand job I ever had.
+
+She leaves and I pass out. The next night I go back to the same casino bar, and sure enough she's there again and I decide I wanted some more. I walk up to her and say ""You were amazing last night, how much would it cost for a blow job?"" She then smiles and says ""1 grand."" Again I'm a little bit set back by the price and I said ""A grand? Is it that good?"" She then whips out her phone and shows me a picture of a HUGE, luxurious house. She then says ""See this house? I paid for it with blowjobs"" so I said ""Alright let's do it"" so this time we go into her car and she decides to blow me in the parking lot, and its the best blowjob I ever had.
+
+We sit there and I'm blown away by this woman, so I ask her, ""how much would it cost for some pussy?"" She then laughs and points to the casino. ""You see that casino?"" I said ""...yeah?"" She says ""If I had a pussy, I would own that casino.""
+
+Update: Holy shit thanks for the gold. The comments have been awesome and the unexpected tranny attack its been a good day. ",2yo0ue,6516,My first hooker...,"['year', 'ago', 'first', 'got', 'divorced', 'decided', 'go', 'vega', 'wanted', 'fun', 'went', 'casino', 'went', 'bar', 'bought', 'drink', 'anything', 'approached', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'asked', 'liked', 'fun', 'said', 'yes', 'told', 'would', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'dollar', 'laughed', 'said', 'dollar', 'much', 'whipped', 'cell', 'phone', 'showed', 'picture', 'lamborghini', 'see', 'car', 'paid', 'selling', 'hand', 'job', 'shrugged', 'said', 'hell', 'need', 'live', 'little', 'go', 'back', 'hotel', 'give', 'best', 'hand', 'job', 'ever', 'leaf', 'pas', 'next', 'night', 'go', 'back', 'casino', 'bar', 'sure', 'enough', 'decide', 'wanted', 'walk', 'say', 'amazing', 'last', 'night', 'much', 'would', 'cost', 'blow', 'job', 'smile', 'say', 'grand', 'little', 'bit', 'set', 'back', 'price', 'said', 'grand', 'good', 'whip', 'phone', 'show', 'picture', 'huge', 'luxurious', 'house', 'say', 'see', 'house', 'paid', 'blowjob', 'said', 'alright', 'let', 'time', 'go', 'car', 'decides', 'blow', 'parking', 'lot', 'best', 'blowjob', 'ever', 'sit', 'blown', 'away', 'woman', 'ask', 'much', 'would', 'cost', 'pussy', 'laugh', 'point', 'casino', 'see', 'casino', 'said', 'yeah', 'say', 'pussy', 'would', 'casino', 'update', 'holy', 'shit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'comment', 'awesome', 'unexpected', 'tranny', 'attack', 'good', 'day']","['first', 'hooker']","['year', 'ago', 'first', 'got', 'divorced', 'decided', 'go', 'vega', 'wanted', 'fun', 'went', 'casino', 'went', 'bar', 'bought', 'drink', 'anything', 'approached', 'beautiful', 'woman', 'asked', 'liked', 'fun', 'said', 'yes', 'told', 'would', 'give', 'hand', 'job', 'dollar', 'laughed', 'said', 'dollar', 'much', 'whipped', 'cell', 'phone', 'showed', 'picture', 'lamborghini', 'see', 'car', 'paid', 'selling', 'hand', 'job', 'shrugged', 'said', 'hell', 'need', 'live', 'little', 'go', 'back', 'hotel', 'give', 'best', 'hand', 'job', 'ever', 'leaf', 'pas', 'next', 'night', 'go', 'back', 'casino', 'bar', 'sure', 'enough', 'decide', 'wanted', 'walk', 'say', 'amazing', 'last', 'night', 'much', 'would', 'cost', 'blow', 'job', 'smile', 'say', 'grand', 'little', 'bit', 'set', 'back', 'price', 'said', 'grand', 'good', 'whip', 'phone', 'show', 'picture', 'huge', 'luxurious', 'house', 'say', 'see', 'house', 'paid', 'blowjob', 'said', 'alright', 'let', 'time', 'go', 'car', 'decides', 'blow', 'parking', 'lot', 'best', 'blowjob', 'ever', 'sit', 'blown', 'away', 'woman', 'ask', 'much', 'would', 'cost', 'pussy', 'laugh', 'point', 'casino', 'see', 'casino', 'said', 'yeah', 'say', 'pussy', 'would', 'casino', 'update', 'holy', 'shit', 'thanks', 'gold', 'comment', 'awesome', 'unexpected', 'tranny', 'attack', 'good', 'day', 'first', 'hooker']",153
+   Police Let It Go With A Warning,2ru882,6511,My Cocaine Is So White,"['police', 'let', 'go', 'warning']","['cocaine', 'white']","['police', 'let', 'go', 'warning', 'cocaine', 'white']",6
+"* My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.  
+* Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.  
+* CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.  
+* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.  
+* A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.  
+* If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.  
+* McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.  
+* Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.  
+* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.  
+* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.  
+* A picture is now only worth 200 words.  
+* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.  
+* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.  
+
+And, finally….  
+* I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.",44gmsu,6509,This is how bad the economy is:,"['neighbour', 'got', 'credit', 'card', 'mail', 'wife', 'sex', 'husband', 'afford', 'battery', 'ceo', 'playing', 'miniature', 'golf', 'laid', 'congressman', 'stripper', 'killed', 'audience', 'showered', 'roll', 'penny', 'danced', 'bank', 'return', 'check', 'marked', 'insufficient', 'fund', 'call', 'ask', 'meant', 'mcdonald', 'selling', 'ouncer', 'angelina', 'jolie', 'adopted', 'child', 'america', 'parent', 'beverly', 'hill', 'fired', 'nanny', 'learned', 'child', 'name', 'truckload', 'american', 'caught', 'sneaking', 'mexico', 'picture', 'worth', 'word', 'bill', 'hillary', 'travel', 'together', 'share', 'room', 'treasure', 'island', 'casino', 'la', 'vega', 'managed', 'somali', 'pirate', 'depressed', 'last', 'night', 'thinking', 'economy', 'war', 'job', 'saving', 'social', 'security', 'retirement', 'fund', 'called', 'suicide', 'hotline', 'got', 'call', 'centre', 'pakistan', 'told', 'suicidal', 'got', 'excited', 'asked', 'could', 'drive', 'truck']","['bad', 'economy']","['neighbour', 'got', 'credit', 'card', 'mail', 'wife', 'sex', 'husband', 'afford', 'battery', 'ceo', 'playing', 'miniature', 'golf', 'laid', 'congressman', 'stripper', 'killed', 'audience', 'showered', 'roll', 'penny', 'danced', 'bank', 'return', 'check', 'marked', 'insufficient', 'fund', 'call', 'ask', 'meant', 'mcdonald', 'selling', 'ouncer', 'angelina', 'jolie', 'adopted', 'child', 'america', 'parent', 'beverly', 'hill', 'fired', 'nanny', 'learned', 'child', 'name', 'truckload', 'american', 'caught', 'sneaking', 'mexico', 'picture', 'worth', 'word', 'bill', 'hillary', 'travel', 'together', 'share', 'room', 'treasure', 'island', 'casino', 'la', 'vega', 'managed', 'somali', 'pirate', 'depressed', 'last', 'night', 'thinking', 'economy', 'war', 'job', 'saving', 'social', 'security', 'retirement', 'fund', 'called', 'suicide', 'hotline', 'got', 'call', 'centre', 'pakistan', 'told', 'suicidal', 'got', 'excited', 'asked', 'could', 'drive', 'truck', 'bad', 'economy']",99
+"Attire
+
+Edit: I wasn't aware this was posted on /r/jokes recently, I didn't care to research either.. Deal With It!",3mc74k,6503,What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?,"['attire', 'edit', 'aware', 'posted', 'recently', 'care', 'research', 'either', 'deal']","['difference', 'well', 'dressed', 'man', 'unicycle', 'poorly', 'dressed', 'man', 'bicycle']","['attire', 'edit', 'aware', 'posted', 'recently', 'care', 'research', 'either', 'deal', 'difference', 'well', 'dressed', 'man', 'unicycle', 'poorly', 'dressed', 'man', 'bicycle']",18
+"An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
+
+'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?'
+
+The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.'
+
+'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
+
+'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.'
+
+'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
+
+Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.'
+
+'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!",4wruv2,6482,The Irish Prostitue,"['irish', 'daughter', 'home', 'year', 'upon', 'return', 'father', 'cursed', 'heavily', 'ye', 'time', 'child', 'ye', 'write', 'u', 'even', 'line', 'ye', 'call', 'ye', 'understand', 'ye', 'put', 'yer', 'old', 'mother', 'girl', 'cry', 'replied', 'dad', 'became', 'prostitute', 'get', 'ye', 'shameless', 'harlot', 'sinner', 'disgrace', 'catholic', 'family', 'dad', 'ye', 'wish', 'came', 'back', 'give', 'mum', 'luxurious', 'fur', 'coat', 'title', 'deed', 'ten', 'bedroom', 'mansion', 'plus', 'million', 'saving', 'certificate', 'little', 'brother', 'gold', 'rolex', 'ye', 'daddy', 'sparkling', 'new', 'mercedes', 'limited', 'edition', 'convertible', 'parked', 'outside', 'plus', 'membership', 'country', 'club', 'take', 'breath', 'invitation', 'ye', 'spend', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'board', 'new', 'yacht', 'riviera', 'ye', 'said', 'ye', 'become', 'say', 'dad', 'girl', 'cry', 'prostitute', 'daddy', 'goodness', 'ye', 'scared', 'half', 'death', 'girl', 'thought', 'ye', 'said', 'protestant', 'come', 'give', 'yer', 'old', 'dad', 'hug']","['irish', 'prostitue']","['irish', 'daughter', 'home', 'year', 'upon', 'return', 'father', 'cursed', 'heavily', 'ye', 'time', 'child', 'ye', 'write', 'u', 'even', 'line', 'ye', 'call', 'ye', 'understand', 'ye', 'put', 'yer', 'old', 'mother', 'girl', 'cry', 'replied', 'dad', 'became', 'prostitute', 'get', 'ye', 'shameless', 'harlot', 'sinner', 'disgrace', 'catholic', 'family', 'dad', 'ye', 'wish', 'came', 'back', 'give', 'mum', 'luxurious', 'fur', 'coat', 'title', 'deed', 'ten', 'bedroom', 'mansion', 'plus', 'million', 'saving', 'certificate', 'little', 'brother', 'gold', 'rolex', 'ye', 'daddy', 'sparkling', 'new', 'mercedes', 'limited', 'edition', 'convertible', 'parked', 'outside', 'plus', 'membership', 'country', 'club', 'take', 'breath', 'invitation', 'ye', 'spend', 'new', 'year', 'eve', 'board', 'new', 'yacht', 'riviera', 'ye', 'said', 'ye', 'become', 'say', 'dad', 'girl', 'cry', 'prostitute', 'daddy', 'goodness', 'ye', 'scared', 'half', 'death', 'girl', 'thought', 'ye', 'said', 'protestant', 'come', 'give', 'yer', 'old', 'dad', 'hug', 'irish', 'prostitue']",117
+Does that make you an iWitness?,4r1wee,6479,"If you watch an Apple store get robbed,","['make', 'iwitness']","['watch', 'apple', 'store', 'get', 'robbed']","['make', 'iwitness', 'watch', 'apple', 'store', 'get', 'robbed']",7
+"Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise
+
+Maid: I can cook better than you.
+
+Madam: Who told you that?
+
+Maid: Your husband told me!
+
+Madam: Ok, second reason.
+
+Maid: I can iron better than you.
+
+Madam: Who told you that?
+
+Maid: Your husband told me!
+
+Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
+
+Maid: I am better in bed than you. 
+
+Madam's face swelled with rage.
+
+Madam: Did my husband say that?!
+
+Maid: No the driver told me.
+
+Madam: Lower your voice. Is 25% enough?",3kjmcq,6472,Maid wanted a salary raise...,"['madam', 'wanted', 'reason', 'maid', 'thought', 'deserved', 'raise', 'maid', 'cook', 'better', 'madam', 'told', 'maid', 'husband', 'told', 'madam', 'ok', 'second', 'reason', 'maid', 'iron', 'better', 'madam', 'told', 'maid', 'husband', 'told', 'madam', 'ok', 'third', 'reason', 'maid', 'better', 'bed', 'madam', 'face', 'swelled', 'rage', 'madam', 'husband', 'say', 'maid', 'driver', 'told', 'madam', 'lower', 'voice', 'enough']","['maid', 'wanted', 'salary', 'raise']","['madam', 'wanted', 'reason', 'maid', 'thought', 'deserved', 'raise', 'maid', 'cook', 'better', 'madam', 'told', 'maid', 'husband', 'told', 'madam', 'ok', 'second', 'reason', 'maid', 'iron', 'better', 'madam', 'told', 'maid', 'husband', 'told', 'madam', 'ok', 'third', 'reason', 'maid', 'better', 'bed', 'madam', 'face', 'swelled', 'rage', 'madam', 'husband', 'say', 'maid', 'driver', 'told', 'madam', 'lower', 'voice', 'enough', 'maid', 'wanted', 'salary', 'raise']",52
+"..and she just reaches over and takes some of my food!
+So I ask her, ""can you tie 2 strings together?""
+
+*What?*
+
+""I'm asking, can you tie 2 pieces of string together?""
+
+*I don't understand*
+
+""Oh I'm sorry, what I'm asking is: can you fucking knot?""",4yqde0,6459,So my girlfriend and I were out to dinner...,"['reach', 'take', 'food', 'ask', 'tie', 'string', 'together', 'asking', 'tie', 'piece', 'string', 'together', 'understand', 'oh', 'sorry', 'asking', 'fucking', 'knot']","['girlfriend', 'dinner']","['reach', 'take', 'food', 'ask', 'tie', 'string', 'together', 'asking', 'tie', 'piece', 'string', 'together', 'understand', 'oh', 'sorry', 'asking', 'fucking', 'knot', 'girlfriend', 'dinner']",20
+It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.,3pjsus,6457,English can be weird.,"['understood', 'tough', 'thorough', 'thought', 'though']","['english', 'weird']","['understood', 'tough', 'thorough', 'thought', 'though', 'english', 'weird']",7
+Banned from the zoo.,2xgboe,6454,What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?,"['banned', 'zoo']","['get', 'insert', 'human', 'dna', 'goat']","['banned', 'zoo', 'get', 'insert', 'human', 'dna', 'goat']",7
+"Forgive me Father for I have sinned.............. ""go on"" says the priest. ""I swore the other day"" says the man. ""continue"" says the priest. ""I was on the golf course the other day and i hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight. About 200 yards down my ball hit a power line crossing the fairway"". ""and this is when you swore?"" asked the priest. ""No father, my ball then ricocheted of the power lines and flew off into the deep rough"" continued the man. ""this must have been when you swore?"" the priest exclaimed. ""No father, not yet. As i was walking over to the rough to hit my second shot a hawk flew down from the trees, picked my ball up in his beak and proceeded to fly off with it"" continued the man. ""Ahhh I see"" says the priest ""this must have been the point where you swore"" ""Nope not yet, as the bird flew over the green the ball fell from its mouth and landed two feet from the hole"" The priest pauses for a few seconds ""you missed the fucking putt didn't you?""",2tw7ex,6429,Forgive me Father for I have sinned.,"['forgive', 'father', 'sinned', 'go', 'say', 'priest', 'swore', 'day', 'say', 'man', 'continue', 'say', 'priest', 'golf', 'course', 'day', 'hit', 'drive', 'looking', 'perfect', 'heading', 'dead', 'straight', 'yard', 'ball', 'hit', 'power', 'line', 'crossing', 'fairway', 'swore', 'asked', 'priest', 'father', 'ball', 'ricocheted', 'power', 'line', 'flew', 'deep', 'rough', 'continued', 'man', 'must', 'swore', 'priest', 'exclaimed', 'father', 'yet', 'walking', 'rough', 'hit', 'second', 'shot', 'hawk', 'flew', 'tree', 'picked', 'ball', 'beak', 'proceeded', 'fly', 'continued', 'man', 'ahhh', 'see', 'say', 'priest', 'must', 'point', 'swore', 'nope', 'yet', 'bird', 'flew', 'green', 'ball', 'fell', 'mouth', 'landed', 'two', 'foot', 'hole', 'priest', 'pause', 'second', 'missed', 'fucking', 'putt']","['forgive', 'father', 'sinned']","['forgive', 'father', 'sinned', 'go', 'say', 'priest', 'swore', 'day', 'say', 'man', 'continue', 'say', 'priest', 'golf', 'course', 'day', 'hit', 'drive', 'looking', 'perfect', 'heading', 'dead', 'straight', 'yard', 'ball', 'hit', 'power', 'line', 'crossing', 'fairway', 'swore', 'asked', 'priest', 'father', 'ball', 'ricocheted', 'power', 'line', 'flew', 'deep', 'rough', 'continued', 'man', 'must', 'swore', 'priest', 'exclaimed', 'father', 'yet', 'walking', 'rough', 'hit', 'second', 'shot', 'hawk', 'flew', 'tree', 'picked', 'ball', 'beak', 'proceeded', 'fly', 'continued', 'man', 'ahhh', 'see', 'say', 'priest', 'must', 'point', 'swore', 'nope', 'yet', 'bird', 'flew', 'green', 'ball', 'fell', 'mouth', 'landed', 'two', 'foot', 'hole', 'priest', 'pause', 'second', 'missed', 'fucking', 'putt', 'forgive', 'father', 'sinned']",92
+"...and he overheard a fellow customer say, ""Yipee-ki-yay!"" Without thinking he yelled out, ""Motherfucker!""
+
+Customers gasped and stared at him, shocked.
+
+He looked at the crowd of people and said, ""Oh sorry, old habits...Die Hard.""",4rwf38,6418,Bruce Willis went shopping...,"['overheard', 'fellow', 'customer', 'say', 'without', 'thinking', 'yelled', 'motherfucker', 'customer', 'gasped', 'stared', 'shocked', 'looked', 'crowd', 'people', 'said', 'oh', 'sorry', 'old', 'habit', 'die', 'hard']","['bruce', 'willis', 'went', 'shopping']","['overheard', 'fellow', 'customer', 'say', 'without', 'thinking', 'yelled', 'motherfucker', 'customer', 'gasped', 'stared', 'shocked', 'looked', 'crowd', 'people', 'said', 'oh', 'sorry', 'old', 'habit', 'die', 'hard', 'bruce', 'willis', 'went', 'shopping']",26
+Artificial Swedeners,30lqfm,6398,What do you call immigrants to Sweden?,"['artificial', 'swedeners']","['call', 'immigrant', 'sweden']","['artificial', 'swedeners', 'call', 'immigrant', 'sweden']",5
+"The wife says, ""If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once.  If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice.""  
+
+The husband says, ""OK if you want to have sex, pull my dick once.  If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times.""",3y2gz5,6394,A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex...,"['wife', 'say', 'want', 'sex', 'squeeze', 'tit', 'want', 'sex', 'squeeze', 'tit', 'twice', 'husband', 'say', 'ok', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'dick', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'dick', 'time']","['deaf', 'couple', 'want', 'know', 'sex']","['wife', 'say', 'want', 'sex', 'squeeze', 'tit', 'want', 'sex', 'squeeze', 'tit', 'twice', 'husband', 'say', 'ok', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'dick', 'want', 'sex', 'pull', 'dick', 'time', 'deaf', 'couple', 'want', 'know', 'sex']",28
+" Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.",2xt2n0,6393,I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.,"['since', 'mugging', 'attempt', 'lot', 'successful']","['started', 'carrying', 'knife', 'attempted', 'mugging', 'year', 'ago']","['since', 'mugging', 'attempt', 'lot', 'successful', 'started', 'carrying', 'knife', 'attempted', 'mugging', 'year', 'ago']",12
+"Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else...
+One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, ""I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
+Johnny said, ""I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. ""
+She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
+Her boyfriend says, ""Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down.""
+So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
+Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
+
+...
+
+She responded, ""The bastard used coins!""",2dc1wj,6392,(NSFW) Getting Screwed Thousand Times,"['johnny', 'wanted', 'sex', 'girl', 'office', 'belonged', 'someone', 'else', 'one', 'day', 'johnny', 'got', 'frustrated', 'went', 'said', 'give', 'let', 'sex', 'girl', 'said', 'johnny', 'said', 'fast', 'throw', 'money', 'floor', 'bend', 'finished', 'time', 'pick', 'thought', 'moment', 'said', 'would', 'consult', 'boyfriend', 'called', 'boyfriend', 'told', 'story', 'boyfriend', 'say', 'ask', 'pick', 'money', 'fast', 'wo', 'even', 'able', 'get', 'pant', 'agrees', 'accepts', 'proposal', 'half', 'hour', 'go', 'boyfriend', 'waiting', 'girlfriend', 'call', 'finally', 'minute', 'boyfriend', 'call', 'asks', 'happened', 'responded', 'bastard', 'used', 'coin']","['nsfw', 'getting', 'screwed', 'thousand', 'time']","['johnny', 'wanted', 'sex', 'girl', 'office', 'belonged', 'someone', 'else', 'one', 'day', 'johnny', 'got', 'frustrated', 'went', 'said', 'give', 'let', 'sex', 'girl', 'said', 'johnny', 'said', 'fast', 'throw', 'money', 'floor', 'bend', 'finished', 'time', 'pick', 'thought', 'moment', 'said', 'would', 'consult', 'boyfriend', 'called', 'boyfriend', 'told', 'story', 'boyfriend', 'say', 'ask', 'pick', 'money', 'fast', 'wo', 'even', 'able', 'get', 'pant', 'agrees', 'accepts', 'proposal', 'half', 'hour', 'go', 'boyfriend', 'waiting', 'girlfriend', 'call', 'finally', 'minute', 'boyfriend', 'call', 'asks', 'happened', 'responded', 'bastard', 'used', 'coin', 'nsfw', 'getting', 'screwed', 'thousand', 'time']",76
+"The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. 
+
+Paddy answered, ""We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."" 
+
+There was a stony silence for a second or two. 
+
+''Do you know who you are speaking to?''
+
+''No,'' said Paddy. 
+
+''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.'' 
+
+''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked paddy
+
+''No,'' roared the colonel. 
+
+''Well thank goodness for that,'' said paddy and hung up the phone.",3tp0b9,6392,Who is calling?,"['phone', 'rang', 'motor', 'pool', 'authoritative', 'voice', 'demanded', 'know', 'many', 'vehicle', 'operational', 'paddy', 'answered', 'got', 'twelve', 'truck', 'ten', 'utility', 'three', 'staff', 'car', 'bentley', 'colonel', 'swank', 'around', 'stony', 'silence', 'second', 'two', 'know', 'speaking', 'said', 'paddy', 'colonel', 'insubordinately', 'referred', 'well', 'know', 'talking', 'asked', 'paddy', 'roared', 'colonel', 'well', 'thank', 'goodness', 'said', 'paddy', 'hung', 'phone']",['calling'],"['phone', 'rang', 'motor', 'pool', 'authoritative', 'voice', 'demanded', 'know', 'many', 'vehicle', 'operational', 'paddy', 'answered', 'got', 'twelve', 'truck', 'ten', 'utility', 'three', 'staff', 'car', 'bentley', 'colonel', 'swank', 'around', 'stony', 'silence', 'second', 'two', 'know', 'speaking', 'said', 'paddy', 'colonel', 'insubordinately', 'referred', 'well', 'know', 'talking', 'asked', 'paddy', 'roared', 'colonel', 'well', 'thank', 'goodness', 'said', 'paddy', 'hung', 'phone', 'calling']",51
+"So a hippie sits down at a bar and tries to order a beer on a tab, but the bartender wants money up front which the hippie doesn't have. So the guy next to him offers to buy him a beer. They start talking and drinking and drinking and talking. After a while the guy says to the hippie, ""come with me to the bathroom and I'll give you a blow job"". 
+
+Suddenly the hippie jumps off his stool, pushes the guy down, and starts kicking the guy repeatedly. 
+
+A couple of patrons pull the hippie back. They ask him what the guy said to piss him off so much. 
+
+""Something about a job. """,3x4kd4,6392,A hippie sits down at a bar...,"['hippie', 'sits', 'bar', 'try', 'order', 'beer', 'tab', 'bartender', 'want', 'money', 'front', 'hippie', 'guy', 'next', 'offer', 'buy', 'beer', 'start', 'talking', 'drinking', 'drinking', 'talking', 'guy', 'say', 'hippie', 'come', 'bathroom', 'give', 'blow', 'job', 'suddenly', 'hippie', 'jump', 'stool', 'push', 'guy', 'start', 'kicking', 'guy', 'repeatedly', 'couple', 'patron', 'pull', 'hippie', 'back', 'ask', 'guy', 'said', 'piss', 'much', 'something']","['hippie', 'sits', 'bar']","['hippie', 'sits', 'bar', 'try', 'order', 'beer', 'tab', 'bartender', 'want', 'money', 'front', 'hippie', 'guy', 'next', 'offer', 'buy', 'beer', 'start', 'talking', 'drinking', 'drinking', 'talking', 'guy', 'say', 'hippie', 'come', 'bathroom', 'give', 'blow', 'job', 'suddenly', 'hippie', 'jump', 'stool', 'push', 'guy', 'start', 'kicking', 'guy', 'repeatedly', 'couple', 'patron', 'pull', 'hippie', 'back', 'ask', 'guy', 'said', 'piss', 'much', 'something', 'hippie', 'sits', 'bar']",54
+They say he fears the wurst,48h1j2,6387,Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage?,"['say', 'fear', 'wurst']","['hear', 'pessimist', 'hate', 'sausage']","['say', 'fear', 'wurst', 'hear', 'pessimist', 'hate', 'sausage']",7
+...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.,43m9gc,6381,A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...,"['police', 'say', 'impossible', 'tell', 'act', 'committed', 'trump', 'opponent', 'supporter']","['swastika', 'spray', 'painted', 'donald', 'trump', 'star', 'hollywood', 'walk', 'fame']","['police', 'say', 'impossible', 'tell', 'act', 'committed', 'trump', 'opponent', 'supporter', 'swastika', 'spray', 'painted', 'donald', 'trump', 'star', 'hollywood', 'walk', 'fame']",18
+"""What's been going on John?""' I asked.
+
+""Fucking kids,"" came his mumbled reply.
+
+Dirty bastard.",3369xu,6356,"I came out my front door this morning to see my neighbour frantically trying to scrub off the word ""PEDO"" that had been spray painted on his front window.","['going', 'john', 'asked', 'fucking', 'kid', 'came', 'mumbled', 'reply', 'dirty', 'bastard']","['came', 'front', 'door', 'morning', 'see', 'neighbour', 'frantically', 'trying', 'scrub', 'word', 'pedo', 'spray', 'painted', 'front', 'window']","['going', 'john', 'asked', 'fucking', 'kid', 'came', 'mumbled', 'reply', 'dirty', 'bastard', 'came', 'front', 'door', 'morning', 'see', 'neighbour', 'frantically', 'trying', 'scrub', 'word', 'pedo', 'spray', 'painted', 'front', 'window']",25
+"Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said ""Can I have a word?""",3xwv9r,6354,The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers),"['mark', 'hamill', 'pulled', 'jj', 'abrams', 'side', 'said', 'word']","['cast', 'star', 'war', 'vii', 'finished', 'first', 'read', 'spoiler']","['mark', 'hamill', 'pulled', 'jj', 'abrams', 'side', 'said', 'word', 'cast', 'star', 'war', 'vii', 'finished', 'first', 'read', 'spoiler']",16
+An incognito window opens.,40qrqq,6344,When one door closes...,"['incognito', 'window', 'open']","['one', 'door', 'close']","['incognito', 'window', 'open', 'one', 'door', 'close']",6
+"I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!""",49ffgj,6338,Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?,"['asked', 'said', 'still', 'love', 'vista', 'baby']","['terminator', 'upgrade', 'window']","['asked', 'said', 'still', 'love', 'vista', 'baby', 'terminator', 'upgrade', 'window']",9
+That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive. ,34567n,6337,"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""...","['nice', 'postcard', 'receive']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'sex', 'better', 'holiday']","['nice', 'postcard', 'receive', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'sex', 'better', 'holiday']",8
+"He thinks furiously for a moment and then floors it, 95... 100.. 110... Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows to a crawl and pulls over to the roadside.
+
+The officer, obviously on edge, cautiously approaches the car as the man rolls down the window and places hands out where they can easily be seen.
+
+""You were going a little fast there,"" the officer says ""but it is the end of my shift and tonight the boys are coming over for beers and cards, so you have exactly one chance to explain yourself.""
+
+The man, with all the sincerity he could muster, replied ""Sir, round about a year ago my wife left me for a state trooper. I tell ya, that nag leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me and I knew it was too good to be true because when I saw your lights in the rearview, I could have sworn you were bringing her back.""
+
+The officer paused for a moment and said ""Have a nice day and drive safe.""
+
+Edit: This is my (still married) grandad's favorite joke 
+
+Edit 2: Wow, made it to front page of Reddit, much thanks to all!
+
+Edit 3: RIP inbox",38wusu,6337,A guy is doing 90 in a 75 and sees lights from a patrol car in the mirror...,"['think', 'furiously', 'moment', 'floor', 'finally', 'officer', 'still', 'hot', 'tail', 'slows', 'crawl', 'pull', 'roadside', 'officer', 'obviously', 'edge', 'cautiously', 'approach', 'car', 'man', 'roll', 'window', 'place', 'hand', 'easily', 'seen', 'going', 'little', 'fast', 'officer', 'say', 'end', 'shift', 'tonight', 'boy', 'coming', 'beer', 'card', 'exactly', 'one', 'chance', 'explain', 'man', 'sincerity', 'could', 'muster', 'replied', 'sir', 'round', 'year', 'ago', 'wife', 'left', 'state', 'trooper', 'tell', 'ya', 'nag', 'leaving', 'best', 'thing', 'ever', 'happened', 'knew', 'good', 'true', 'saw', 'light', 'rearview', 'could', 'sworn', 'bringing', 'back', 'officer', 'paused', 'moment', 'said', 'nice', 'day', 'drive', 'safe', 'edit', 'still', 'married', 'grandad', 'favorite', 'joke', 'edit', 'wow', 'made', 'front', 'page', 'reddit', 'much', 'thanks', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox']","['guy', 'see', 'light', 'patrol', 'car', 'mirror']","['think', 'furiously', 'moment', 'floor', 'finally', 'officer', 'still', 'hot', 'tail', 'slows', 'crawl', 'pull', 'roadside', 'officer', 'obviously', 'edge', 'cautiously', 'approach', 'car', 'man', 'roll', 'window', 'place', 'hand', 'easily', 'seen', 'going', 'little', 'fast', 'officer', 'say', 'end', 'shift', 'tonight', 'boy', 'coming', 'beer', 'card', 'exactly', 'one', 'chance', 'explain', 'man', 'sincerity', 'could', 'muster', 'replied', 'sir', 'round', 'year', 'ago', 'wife', 'left', 'state', 'trooper', 'tell', 'ya', 'nag', 'leaving', 'best', 'thing', 'ever', 'happened', 'knew', 'good', 'true', 'saw', 'light', 'rearview', 'could', 'sworn', 'bringing', 'back', 'officer', 'paused', 'moment', 'said', 'nice', 'day', 'drive', 'safe', 'edit', 'still', 'married', 'grandad', 'favorite', 'joke', 'edit', 'wow', 'made', 'front', 'page', 'reddit', 'much', 'thanks', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox', 'guy', 'see', 'light', 'patrol', 'car', 'mirror']",104
+"Because elephants never forget.
+
+EDIT: To those saying this was a repost, I sincerely apologize. I honestly had never seen this joke ever and thought it was funny enough to share with the reddit community. I'm glad that a few of you got a good chuckle out of it as I did.",36b0mb,6334,Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget...,"['elephant', 'never', 'forget', 'edit', 'saying', 'repost', 'sincerely', 'apologize', 'honestly', 'never', 'seen', 'joke', 'ever', 'thought', 'funny', 'enough', 'share', 'reddit', 'community', 'glad', 'got', 'good', 'chuckle']","['call', 'girl', 'beautiful', 'time', 'wo', 'notice', 'call', 'girl', 'fat', 'never', 'forget']","['elephant', 'never', 'forget', 'edit', 'saying', 'repost', 'sincerely', 'apologize', 'honestly', 'never', 'seen', 'joke', 'ever', 'thought', 'funny', 'enough', 'share', 'reddit', 'community', 'glad', 'got', 'good', 'chuckle', 'call', 'girl', 'beautiful', 'time', 'wo', 'notice', 'call', 'girl', 'fat', 'never', 'forget']",34
+"from recess. She goes up to little Sally and asked, ""Sally, what did you do at recess?"" ""I played in the sand box."" ""Good. Now, if you can spell the word 'sand' on the black board, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."" So she spells the word right and gets a cookie. Then comes in little Billy. ""Billy, what did you do at recess?"" ""I played in the sand box with Sally."" ""Good. Now, if you can spell the word 'box' on the black board, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."" So he spells it right and gets a cookie. Then comes in little Mohammed from recess. ""Mohammed, what did you do at recess?"" ""Billy and Sally threw rocks at me!"" ""Hmm, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination', I'll give you a fresh baked cookie.""",4uwrvp,6325,A teacher calls her first grade class,"['recess', 'go', 'little', 'sally', 'asked', 'sally', 'recess', 'played', 'sand', 'box', 'good', 'spell', 'word', 'black', 'board', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie', 'spell', 'word', 'right', 'get', 'cookie', 'come', 'little', 'billy', 'billy', 'recess', 'played', 'sand', 'box', 'sally', 'good', 'spell', 'word', 'black', 'board', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie', 'spell', 'right', 'get', 'cookie', 'come', 'little', 'mohammed', 'recess', 'mohammed', 'recess', 'billy', 'sally', 'threw', 'rock', 'hmm', 'sound', 'like', 'blatant', 'racial', 'discrimination', 'spell', 'racial', 'discrimination', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie']","['teacher', 'call', 'first', 'grade', 'class']","['recess', 'go', 'little', 'sally', 'asked', 'sally', 'recess', 'played', 'sand', 'box', 'good', 'spell', 'word', 'black', 'board', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie', 'spell', 'word', 'right', 'get', 'cookie', 'come', 'little', 'billy', 'billy', 'recess', 'played', 'sand', 'box', 'sally', 'good', 'spell', 'word', 'black', 'board', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie', 'spell', 'right', 'get', 'cookie', 'come', 'little', 'mohammed', 'recess', 'mohammed', 'recess', 'billy', 'sally', 'threw', 'rock', 'hmm', 'sound', 'like', 'blatant', 'racial', 'discrimination', 'spell', 'racial', 'discrimination', 'give', 'fresh', 'baked', 'cookie', 'teacher', 'call', 'first', 'grade', 'class']",74
+Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite,40bljb,6322,Why is the British weather like Islam?,"['either', 'sunni']","['british', 'weather', 'like', 'islam']","['either', 'sunni', 'british', 'weather', 'like', 'islam']",6
+"Apparently,
+""Heating your dinner""
+wasn't a good answer.",40tb53,6319,"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing.","['apparently', 'heating', 'dinner', 'good', 'answer']","['girl', 'caught', 'blowing', 'dick', 'air', 'dryer', 'asked']","['apparently', 'heating', 'dinner', 'good', 'answer', 'girl', 'caught', 'blowing', 'dick', 'air', 'dryer', 'asked']",12
+"He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend.
+She looks at him and shakes her head saying ""there you go again trying to put words in my mouth"".",4oc1vx,6318,"A man gets ""I love you"" tattooed on his penis.","['go', 'home', 'tear', 'pant', 'eager', 'show', 'girlfriend', 'look', 'shake', 'head', 'saying', 'go', 'trying', 'put', 'word', 'mouth']","['man', 'get', 'love', 'tattooed', 'penis']","['go', 'home', 'tear', 'pant', 'eager', 'show', 'girlfriend', 'look', 'shake', 'head', 'saying', 'go', 'trying', 'put', 'word', 'mouth', 'man', 'get', 'love', 'tattooed', 'penis']",21
+"Waiter: ""And to drink, sir?""
+
+Dad: ""I'll have a blind coke.""
+
+Waiter: ""I'm sorry?""
+
+Dad: ""You know, a blind coke. No ice.""",37wilr,6314,"In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters","['waiter', 'drink', 'sir', 'dad', 'blind', 'coke', 'waiter', 'sorry', 'dad', 'know', 'blind', 'coke', 'ice']","['honor', 'passing', 'dad', 'favorite', 'joke', 'tell', 'waiter']","['waiter', 'drink', 'sir', 'dad', 'blind', 'coke', 'waiter', 'sorry', 'dad', 'know', 'blind', 'coke', 'ice', 'honor', 'passing', 'dad', 'favorite', 'joke', 'tell', 'waiter']",20
+"She said to me ""Would you mind taking my blouse off?""
+I replied, ""Certainly,"" and took it off.
+Then she turned around and said, ""Would you take my skirt off too?"" So I removed that as well.
+Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too.
+ Then she looked at me and said, ""If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired""",2r39bk,6307,"My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.","['said', 'would', 'mind', 'taking', 'blouse', 'replied', 'certainly', 'took', 'turned', 'around', 'said', 'would', 'take', 'skirt', 'removed', 'well', 'finally', 'asked', 'take', 'underwear', 'looked', 'said', 'ever', 'catch', 'wearing', 'clothes', 'fired']","['bos', 'fit', 'woman', 'caught', 'shower', 'room', 'work']","['said', 'would', 'mind', 'taking', 'blouse', 'replied', 'certainly', 'took', 'turned', 'around', 'said', 'would', 'take', 'skirt', 'removed', 'well', 'finally', 'asked', 'take', 'underwear', 'looked', 'said', 'ever', 'catch', 'wearing', 'clothes', 'fired', 'bos', 'fit', 'woman', 'caught', 'shower', 'room', 'work']",34
+"Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything ""naughty."" The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
+The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say ""Oh my god! What should we do about this?!
+The father replied ""We shouldn't spank him, that's for sure.""",3swcf6,6307,[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.,"['bit', 'nosy', 'search', 'around', 'room', 'see', 'son', 'hiding', 'anything', 'naughty', 'father', 'check', 'bed', 'shock', 'see', 'ton', 'bdsm', 'bondage', 'tape', 'dvd', 'magazine', 'mother', 'could', 'breathe', 'took', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'father', 'replied', 'spank', 'sure']","['nsfw', 'mother', 'father', 'snooping', 'around', 'son', 'bedroom']","['bit', 'nosy', 'search', 'around', 'room', 'see', 'son', 'hiding', 'anything', 'naughty', 'father', 'check', 'bed', 'shock', 'see', 'ton', 'bdsm', 'bondage', 'tape', 'dvd', 'magazine', 'mother', 'could', 'breathe', 'took', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'father', 'replied', 'spank', 'sure', 'nsfw', 'mother', 'father', 'snooping', 'around', 'son', 'bedroom']",39
+Christian Bale,43zkg0,6284,What do you call batman when he skips church?,"['christian', 'bale']","['call', 'batman', 'skip', 'church']","['christian', 'bale', 'call', 'batman', 'skip', 'church']",6
+"A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, ""Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."" He listened a while longer, and said, ""There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards too. Most puzzling."" So the magistrate kept listening; ""There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."" Suddenly, the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, ""My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing.""",3c6hob,6279,"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.","['couple', 'day', 'later', 'town', 'drunk', 'walking', 'cemetery', 'heard', 'strange', 'noise', 'coming', 'area', 'beethoven', 'buried', 'terrified', 'drunk', 'ran', 'got', 'priest', 'come', 'listen', 'priest', 'bent', 'close', 'grave', 'heard', 'faint', 'unrecognizable', 'music', 'coming', 'grave', 'frightened', 'priest', 'ran', 'got', 'town', 'magistrate', 'magistrate', 'arrived', 'bent', 'ear', 'grave', 'listened', 'moment', 'said', 'ah', 'yes', 'beethoven', 'ninth', 'symphony', 'played', 'backwards', 'listened', 'longer', 'said', 'eighth', 'symphony', 'backwards', 'puzzling', 'magistrate', 'kept', 'listening', 'seventh', 'sixth', 'fifth', 'suddenly', 'realization', 'happening', 'dawned', 'magistrate', 'stood', 'announced', 'crowd', 'gathered', 'cemetery', 'fellow', 'citizen', 'nothing', 'worry', 'beethoven', 'decomposing']","['beethoven', 'passed', 'away', 'buried', 'churchyard']","['couple', 'day', 'later', 'town', 'drunk', 'walking', 'cemetery', 'heard', 'strange', 'noise', 'coming', 'area', 'beethoven', 'buried', 'terrified', 'drunk', 'ran', 'got', 'priest', 'come', 'listen', 'priest', 'bent', 'close', 'grave', 'heard', 'faint', 'unrecognizable', 'music', 'coming', 'grave', 'frightened', 'priest', 'ran', 'got', 'town', 'magistrate', 'magistrate', 'arrived', 'bent', 'ear', 'grave', 'listened', 'moment', 'said', 'ah', 'yes', 'beethoven', 'ninth', 'symphony', 'played', 'backwards', 'listened', 'longer', 'said', 'eighth', 'symphony', 'backwards', 'puzzling', 'magistrate', 'kept', 'listening', 'seventh', 'sixth', 'fifth', 'suddenly', 'realization', 'happening', 'dawned', 'magistrate', 'stood', 'announced', 'crowd', 'gathered', 'cemetery', 'fellow', 'citizen', 'nothing', 'worry', 'beethoven', 'decomposing', 'beethoven', 'passed', 'away', 'buried', 'churchyard']",86
+"...and his wife is livid.
+
+“You SWORE that you’d be home by 11:45!”
+
+""No,"" slurs the mathematician...
+
+ “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
+
+
+",2r7tr8,6275,A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.,"['wife', 'livid', 'swore', 'home', 'slur', 'mathematician', 'said', 'home', 'quarter']","['mathematician', 'stumble', 'home', 'drunk']","['wife', 'livid', 'swore', 'home', 'slur', 'mathematician', 'said', 'home', 'quarter', 'mathematician', 'stumble', 'home', 'drunk']",13
+" At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
+
+He took out a business card, wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
+
+When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
+
+Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
+
+Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
+
+Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'",4y5wgo,6272,A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.,"['one', 'house', 'seemed', 'obvious', 'someone', 'home', 'answer', 'came', 'repeated', 'knock', 'door', 'took', 'business', 'card', 'wrote', 'back', 'stuck', 'door', 'offering', 'processed', 'following', 'sunday', 'found', 'card', 'returned', 'added', 'cryptic', 'message', 'reaching', 'bible', 'check', 'citation', 'broke', 'gale', 'laughter', 'revelation', 'begin', 'stand', 'door', 'knock', 'genesis', 'read', 'heard', 'voice', 'garden', 'afraid', 'naked']","['new', 'pastor', 'visiting', 'home', 'parishioner']","['one', 'house', 'seemed', 'obvious', 'someone', 'home', 'answer', 'came', 'repeated', 'knock', 'door', 'took', 'business', 'card', 'wrote', 'back', 'stuck', 'door', 'offering', 'processed', 'following', 'sunday', 'found', 'card', 'returned', 'added', 'cryptic', 'message', 'reaching', 'bible', 'check', 'citation', 'broke', 'gale', 'laughter', 'revelation', 'begin', 'stand', 'door', 'knock', 'genesis', 'read', 'heard', 'voice', 'garden', 'afraid', 'naked', 'new', 'pastor', 'visiting', 'home', 'parishioner']",52
+"You will be mist.
+
+EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!",2xzau2,6255,RIP boiling water,"['mist', 'edit', 'awesome', 'gold', 'cherry', 'gone']","['rip', 'boiling', 'water']","['mist', 'edit', 'awesome', 'gold', 'cherry', 'gone', 'rip', 'boiling', 'water']",9
+Because they're both cauldron,4izm9o,6253,Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?,['cauldron'],"['ca', 'harry', 'potter', 'tell', 'difference', 'cooking', 'pot', 'best', 'friend']","['cauldron', 'ca', 'harry', 'potter', 'tell', 'difference', 'cooking', 'pot', 'best', 'friend']",10
+"he sits down and immediately mauls to death and devours the woman on the stool next to him. 
+he then calmly orders a beer
+
+bartender: ""sorry, we don't serve drug users in here""
+bear: ""but I don't do drugs""
+bartender: ""what about that barbitchyouate""
+",32gbj6,6237,A bear goes into a bar,"['sits', 'immediately', 'maul', 'death', 'devours', 'woman', 'stool', 'next', 'calmly', 'order', 'beer', 'bartender', 'sorry', 'serve', 'drug', 'user', 'bear', 'drug', 'bartender', 'barbitchyouate']","['bear', 'go', 'bar']","['sits', 'immediately', 'maul', 'death', 'devours', 'woman', 'stool', 'next', 'calmly', 'order', 'beer', 'bartender', 'sorry', 'serve', 'drug', 'user', 'bear', 'drug', 'bartender', 'barbitchyouate', 'bear', 'go', 'bar']",23
+"Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
+she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
+that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the
+entire night together.
+
+After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
+expected knock on the door.
+
+Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85
+year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
+
+All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to
+sleep.
+
+After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
+it's Roger,
+
+Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents
+for more coupling.
+
+When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond
+good night and leaves.
+
+She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
+back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
+for more 'action'.
+
+And, once more they enjoy each other.
+
+But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am
+thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
+often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
+good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
+
+Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
+here already?'",2wgnp5,6226,"Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old","['since', 'new', 'husband', 'old', 'jenny', 'decides', 'wedding', 'roger', 'separate', 'bedroom', 'concerned', 'new', 'aged', 'husband', 'may', 'spend', 'entire', 'night', 'together', 'wedding', 'festivity', 'jenny', 'prepares', 'bed', 'expected', 'knock', 'door', 'sure', 'enough', 'knock', 'come', 'door', 'open', 'roger', 'year', 'old', 'groom', 'ready', 'action', 'unite', 'one', 'go', 'well', 'roger', 'take', 'leave', 'bride', 'prepares', 'go', 'sleep', 'minute', 'jenny', 'hears', 'another', 'knock', 'bedroom', 'door', 'roger', 'ready', 'somewhat', 'surprised', 'jenny', 'consent', 'coupling', 'newlywed', 'done', 'roger', 'kiss', 'bride', 'bid', 'fond', 'good', 'night', 'leaf', 'set', 'go', 'sleep', 'aha', 'guessed', 'roger', 'back', 'rapping', 'door', 'fresh', 'ready', 'enjoy', 'roger', 'get', 'set', 'leave', 'young', 'bride', 'say', 'thoroughly', 'impressed', 'age', 'perform', 'well', 'often', 'guy', 'le', 'third', 'age', 'good', 'truly', 'great', 'lover', 'roger', 'roger', 'somewhat', 'embarrassed', 'turn', 'jenny', 'say', 'mean', 'already']","['roger', 'married', 'jenny', 'lovely', 'year', 'old']","['since', 'new', 'husband', 'old', 'jenny', 'decides', 'wedding', 'roger', 'separate', 'bedroom', 'concerned', 'new', 'aged', 'husband', 'may', 'spend', 'entire', 'night', 'together', 'wedding', 'festivity', 'jenny', 'prepares', 'bed', 'expected', 'knock', 'door', 'sure', 'enough', 'knock', 'come', 'door', 'open', 'roger', 'year', 'old', 'groom', 'ready', 'action', 'unite', 'one', 'go', 'well', 'roger', 'take', 'leave', 'bride', 'prepares', 'go', 'sleep', 'minute', 'jenny', 'hears', 'another', 'knock', 'bedroom', 'door', 'roger', 'ready', 'somewhat', 'surprised', 'jenny', 'consent', 'coupling', 'newlywed', 'done', 'roger', 'kiss', 'bride', 'bid', 'fond', 'good', 'night', 'leaf', 'set', 'go', 'sleep', 'aha', 'guessed', 'roger', 'back', 'rapping', 'door', 'fresh', 'ready', 'enjoy', 'roger', 'get', 'set', 'leave', 'young', 'bride', 'say', 'thoroughly', 'impressed', 'age', 'perform', 'well', 'often', 'guy', 'le', 'third', 'age', 'good', 'truly', 'great', 'lover', 'roger', 'roger', 'somewhat', 'embarrassed', 'turn', 'jenny', 'say', 'mean', 'already', 'roger', 'married', 'jenny', 'lovely', 'year', 'old']",122
+Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad? ,4z64qc,6220,I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8,"['month', 'pregnant', 'starting', 'panic', 'little', 'think', 'old', 'dad']",['girlfriend'],"['month', 'pregnant', 'starting', 'panic', 'little', 'think', 'old', 'dad', 'girlfriend']",9
+"On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all
+of her family. She suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
+Panic!
+
+Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet was hurting real bad.
+
+When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
+
+The rest of the Family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.'
+
+'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
+
+Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the
+other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said.
+'My God. That was even tighter.'
+
+'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'",3gl5nh,6211,Royal Wedding,"['day', 'royal', 'wedding', 'sophie', 'getting', 'dressed', 'surrounded', 'family', 'suddenly', 'realised', 'forgotten', 'get', 'shoe', 'panic', 'sister', 'remembered', 'pair', 'white', 'shoe', 'wedding', 'lent', 'sophie', 'day', 'unfortunately', 'bit', 'small', 'time', 'festivity', 'sophie', 'foot', 'hurting', 'real', 'bad', 'edward', 'withdrew', 'room', 'thing', 'could', 'think', 'getting', 'shoe', 'rest', 'family', 'crowded', 'around', 'door', 'bedroom', 'heard', 'roughly', 'expected', 'grunt', 'straining', 'noise', 'occasional', 'muffled', 'scream', 'eventually', 'heard', 'edward', 'say', 'tight', 'whispered', 'queen', 'told', 'virgin', 'surprise', 'heard', 'edward', 'say', 'one', 'followed', 'grunting', 'straining', 'last', 'edward', 'said', 'god', 'even', 'tighter', 'boy', 'said', 'duke', 'sailor', 'always', 'sailor']","['royal', 'wedding']","['day', 'royal', 'wedding', 'sophie', 'getting', 'dressed', 'surrounded', 'family', 'suddenly', 'realised', 'forgotten', 'get', 'shoe', 'panic', 'sister', 'remembered', 'pair', 'white', 'shoe', 'wedding', 'lent', 'sophie', 'day', 'unfortunately', 'bit', 'small', 'time', 'festivity', 'sophie', 'foot', 'hurting', 'real', 'bad', 'edward', 'withdrew', 'room', 'thing', 'could', 'think', 'getting', 'shoe', 'rest', 'family', 'crowded', 'around', 'door', 'bedroom', 'heard', 'roughly', 'expected', 'grunt', 'straining', 'noise', 'occasional', 'muffled', 'scream', 'eventually', 'heard', 'edward', 'say', 'tight', 'whispered', 'queen', 'told', 'virgin', 'surprise', 'heard', 'edward', 'say', 'one', 'followed', 'grunting', 'straining', 'last', 'edward', 'said', 'god', 'even', 'tighter', 'boy', 'said', 'duke', 'sailor', 'always', 'sailor', 'royal', 'wedding']",87
+"Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.",3vm6cv,6195,I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back,"['apparently', 'insensitive', 'thing', 'say', 'cancer', 'patient']","['suggested', 'wife', 'look', 'sexier', 'hair', 'back']","['apparently', 'insensitive', 'thing', 'say', 'cancer', 'patient', 'suggested', 'wife', 'look', 'sexier', 'hair', 'back']",12
+M'genta ,2r62fr,6193,"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?",[],"['whats', 'fedora', 'clad', 'neck', 'bearded', 'gentleman', 'favorite', 'color']","['whats', 'fedora', 'clad', 'neck', 'bearded', 'gentleman', 'favorite', 'color']",8
+"A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said ""Olympic Condoms"". He bought it, and told his wife about it.
+
+
+
+"" - Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?""
+
+
+
+"" - They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.""
+
+
+
+"" - And what color are you going to wear tonight?""
+
+
+
+"" - Gold, obviously!""
+
+
+
+"" - Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change.""",3vb2he,6192,Olympic Condoms. (NSFW),"['man', 'shopping', 'nearby', 'supermarket', 'noticed', 'package', 'said', 'olympic', 'condom', 'bought', 'told', 'wife', 'olympic', 'condom', 'special', 'color', 'gold', 'silver', 'bronze', 'color', 'going', 'wear', 'tonight', 'gold', 'obviously', 'silver', 'great', 'came', 'second', 'change']","['olympic', 'condom', 'nsfw']","['man', 'shopping', 'nearby', 'supermarket', 'noticed', 'package', 'said', 'olympic', 'condom', 'bought', 'told', 'wife', 'olympic', 'condom', 'special', 'color', 'gold', 'silver', 'bronze', 'color', 'going', 'wear', 'tonight', 'gold', 'obviously', 'silver', 'great', 'came', 'second', 'change', 'olympic', 'condom', 'nsfw']",33
+Now you can legally blow the cartridges.,3syh8y,6175,The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today,"['legally', 'blow', 'cartridge']","['nintendo', 'turned', 'today']","['legally', 'blow', 'cartridge', 'nintendo', 'turned', 'today']",6
+I don't know I just fly the drone.,4g22rh,6173,Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?,"['know', 'fly', 'drone']","['whats', 'difference', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp', 'orphanage']","['know', 'fly', 'drone', 'whats', 'difference', 'terrorist', 'training', 'camp', 'orphanage']",9
+"The bartender stares at her body from head to toe then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer.
+
+Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says:
+
+-- What, have you never seen a naked woman before?
+
+-- That I have, miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers.",4f5177,6164,So a naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer...,"['bartender', 'stare', 'body', 'head', 'toe', 'serf', 'beer', 'drink', 'asks', 'another', 'beer', 'bartender', 'stare', 'longer', 'serf', 'second', 'beer', 'woman', 'drink', 'asks', 'third', 'beer', 'bartender', 'start', 'look', 'amused', 'expression', 'woman', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'naked', 'woman', 'miss', 'wondering', 'keeping', 'money', 'pay', 'beer']","['naked', 'woman', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'beer']","['bartender', 'stare', 'body', 'head', 'toe', 'serf', 'beer', 'drink', 'asks', 'another', 'beer', 'bartender', 'stare', 'longer', 'serf', 'second', 'beer', 'woman', 'drink', 'asks', 'third', 'beer', 'bartender', 'start', 'look', 'amused', 'expression', 'woman', 'say', 'never', 'seen', 'naked', 'woman', 'miss', 'wondering', 'keeping', 'money', 'pay', 'beer', 'naked', 'woman', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'beer']",45
+"A plane with Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton & Bernie Sanders is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes.
+The first passenger yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush, let the big dog eat! I can't 
+afford to die."" he took the first parachute and jumped.
+The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump runs screaming, ""I'm the smartest man in the world & the next President of America. He grabbed the second parachute and jumped.
+The 3rd passenger, Hillary Clinton, says to Bernie Sanders ""Take the last parachute.""
+Bernie says, ""It's ok Hillary, there is a parachute for both of us. The 
+world's smartest man just took my backpack.""",3lb4ju,6155,"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton are all on a plane about to crash.","['plane', 'jeb', 'bush', 'donald', 'trump', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'bernie', 'sander', 'crash', 'parachute', 'first', 'passenger', 'yell', 'jeb', 'bush', 'let', 'big', 'dog', 'eat', 'ca', 'afford', 'die', 'took', 'first', 'parachute', 'jumped', 'passenger', 'donald', 'trump', 'run', 'screaming', 'smartest', 'man', 'world', 'next', 'president', 'america', 'grabbed', 'second', 'parachute', 'jumped', 'passenger', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'say', 'bernie', 'sander', 'take', 'last', 'parachute', 'bernie', 'say', 'ok', 'hillary', 'parachute', 'u', 'world', 'smartest', 'man', 'took', 'backpack']","['bush', 'trump', 'sander', 'clinton', 'plane', 'crash']","['plane', 'jeb', 'bush', 'donald', 'trump', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'bernie', 'sander', 'crash', 'parachute', 'first', 'passenger', 'yell', 'jeb', 'bush', 'let', 'big', 'dog', 'eat', 'ca', 'afford', 'die', 'took', 'first', 'parachute', 'jumped', 'passenger', 'donald', 'trump', 'run', 'screaming', 'smartest', 'man', 'world', 'next', 'president', 'america', 'grabbed', 'second', 'parachute', 'jumped', 'passenger', 'hillary', 'clinton', 'say', 'bernie', 'sander', 'take', 'last', 'parachute', 'bernie', 'say', 'ok', 'hillary', 'parachute', 'u', 'world', 'smartest', 'man', 'took', 'backpack', 'bush', 'trump', 'sander', 'clinton', 'plane', 'crash']",68
+ but only for like 20 seconds...,4v5v17,6153,"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,","['like', 'second']","['goldfish', 'could', 'carpet']","['like', 'second', 'goldfish', 'could', 'carpet']",5
+"A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: 
+
+HUSBAND WANTED! 
+MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), 
+MUST NOT BEAT ME, 
+MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, 
+AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! 
+ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. 
+
+On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, ""You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!"" The old man smiled, ""Therefore I cannot run around on you!"" 
+
+She snorted. ""You don't have any hands either!"" Again the old man smiled, ""Nor can I beat you!"" 
+
+She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. ""Are you still good in bed?"" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, ""I rang the doorbell, didn't I?""",47dyrp,6152,Didn't I???,"['lonely', 'woman', 'aged', 'decided', 'time', 'get', 'married', 'put', 'ad', 'local', 'paper', 'read', 'husband', 'wanted', 'must', 'age', 'group', 'must', 'beat', 'must', 'run', 'around', 'must', 'still', 'good', 'bed', 'applicant', 'please', 'apply', 'person', 'second', 'day', 'heard', 'doorbell', 'much', 'dismay', 'opened', 'door', 'see', 'gentleman', 'arm', 'leg', 'sitting', 'wheelchair', 'old', 'woman', 'said', 'really', 'asking', 'consider', 'look', 'leg', 'old', 'man', 'smiled', 'therefore', 'run', 'around', 'snorted', 'hand', 'either', 'old', 'man', 'smiled', 'beat', 'raised', 'eyebrow', 'gazed', 'intently', 'still', 'good', 'bed', 'old', 'gentleman', 'leaned', 'back', 'beamed', 'big', 'broad', 'smile', 'said', 'rang', 'doorbell']",[],"['lonely', 'woman', 'aged', 'decided', 'time', 'get', 'married', 'put', 'ad', 'local', 'paper', 'read', 'husband', 'wanted', 'must', 'age', 'group', 'must', 'beat', 'must', 'run', 'around', 'must', 'still', 'good', 'bed', 'applicant', 'please', 'apply', 'person', 'second', 'day', 'heard', 'doorbell', 'much', 'dismay', 'opened', 'door', 'see', 'gentleman', 'arm', 'leg', 'sitting', 'wheelchair', 'old', 'woman', 'said', 'really', 'asking', 'consider', 'look', 'leg', 'old', 'man', 'smiled', 'therefore', 'run', 'around', 'snorted', 'hand', 'either', 'old', 'man', 'smiled', 'beat', 'raised', 'eyebrow', 'gazed', 'intently', 'still', 'good', 'bed', 'old', 'gentleman', 'leaned', 'back', 'beamed', 'big', 'broad', 'smile', 'said', 'rang', 'doorbell']",83
+"One man in the crowd then yelled ""Yes, but is it the Catholic god you don't believe in or the Protestant one?""
+
+(Wow this exploded. Front... *wow*. Gotta say, I like the (current) top comment's version more.)",3p0hpk,6148,So my Irish friend decided to tell his community he's an atheist...,"['one', 'man', 'crowd', 'yelled', 'yes', 'catholic', 'god', 'believe', 'protestant', 'one', 'wow', 'exploded', 'front', 'wow', 'got', 'ta', 'say', 'like', 'current', 'top', 'comment', 'version']","['irish', 'friend', 'decided', 'tell', 'community', 'atheist']","['one', 'man', 'crowd', 'yelled', 'yes', 'catholic', 'god', 'believe', 'protestant', 'one', 'wow', 'exploded', 'front', 'wow', 'got', 'ta', 'say', 'like', 'current', 'top', 'comment', 'version', 'irish', 'friend', 'decided', 'tell', 'community', 'atheist']",28
+"Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics
+
+Interviewer: Could you give me an example? 
+
+Me: Yes I could",5044l4,6133,Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?,"['answering', 'semantics', 'question', 'ignoring', 'pragmatic', 'interviewer', 'could', 'give', 'example', 'yes', 'could']","['interviewer', 'greatest', 'weakness']","['answering', 'semantics', 'question', 'ignoring', 'pragmatic', 'interviewer', 'could', 'give', 'example', 'yes', 'could', 'interviewer', 'greatest', 'weakness']",14
+"A man goes to a bar and sees a 'larger' girl dancing on a table.
+He walks over to her and says, ""Wow, nice legs!""
+She is flattered and replies, ""You really think so?""
+The man says, ""Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.""",3524gy,6129,Nice Legs..,"['man', 'go', 'bar', 'see', 'girl', 'dancing', 'table', 'walk', 'say', 'wow', 'nice', 'leg', 'flattered', 'reply', 'really', 'think', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'definitely', 'table', 'would', 'collapsed']","['nice', 'leg']","['man', 'go', 'bar', 'see', 'girl', 'dancing', 'table', 'walk', 'say', 'wow', 'nice', 'leg', 'flattered', 'reply', 'really', 'think', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'definitely', 'table', 'would', 'collapsed', 'nice', 'leg']",25
+...except at a funeral,3b3yfa,6112,"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing","['except', 'funeral']","['sorry', 'apologise', 'usually', 'mean', 'thing']","['except', 'funeral', 'sorry', 'apologise', 'usually', 'mean', 'thing']",7
+"Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!",3jn1jc,6098,How do you spot an attention whore on reddit?,"['edit', 'wow', 'expect', 'get', 'many', 'upvotes']","['spot', 'attention', 'whore', 'reddit']","['edit', 'wow', 'expect', 'get', 'many', 'upvotes', 'spot', 'attention', 'whore', 'reddit']",10
+"I laughed and replied, ""Don't be silly, he gave us women.""",5t9sim,6091,"My girlfriend said to me the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?""","['laughed', 'replied', 'silly', 'gave', 'u', 'woman']","['girlfriend', 'said', 'day', 'god', 'give', 'woman', 'period', 'cramp', 'pain', 'men', 'nothing']","['laughed', 'replied', 'silly', 'gave', 'u', 'woman', 'girlfriend', 'said', 'day', 'god', 'give', 'woman', 'period', 'cramp', 'pain', 'men', 'nothing']",17
+"He looked at me wide eyed and yelled ""WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MASTURBATING?!?""
+
+Edit: FrontPage thanks and all. But for those comments saying go knuckle deep, I'm a guy.",2kkquh,6091,Tifu by walking in on my roommate masturbating,"['looked', 'wide', 'eyed', 'yelled', 'hell', 'masturbating', 'edit', 'frontpage', 'thanks', 'comment', 'saying', 'go', 'knuckle', 'deep', 'guy']","['tifu', 'walking', 'roommate', 'masturbating']","['looked', 'wide', 'eyed', 'yelled', 'hell', 'masturbating', 'edit', 'frontpage', 'thanks', 'comment', 'saying', 'go', 'knuckle', 'deep', 'guy', 'tifu', 'walking', 'roommate', 'masturbating']",19
+Brothel Sprouts.,3uetgk,6090,What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse?,"['brothel', 'sprout']","['call', 'child', 'born', 'whorehouse']","['brothel', 'sprout', 'call', 'child', 'born', 'whorehouse']",6
+"She's going to be really mad when she finds out.
+
+
+EDIT: Will people stop asking me to post the source or a picture, this is a joke that it is why it is here instead of in mildlyinterestng.  
+The truth is my girlfriend tried to be a porn star but the producer said to her ""come back in 5 or 6 years when you turn 16""",2p97g5,6071,My girlfriend is a porn star!,"['going', 'really', 'mad', 'find', 'edit', 'people', 'stop', 'asking', 'post', 'source', 'picture', 'joke', 'instead', 'mildlyinterestng', 'truth', 'girlfriend', 'tried', 'porn', 'star', 'producer', 'said', 'come', 'back', 'year', 'turn']","['girlfriend', 'porn', 'star']","['going', 'really', 'mad', 'find', 'edit', 'people', 'stop', 'asking', 'post', 'source', 'picture', 'joke', 'instead', 'mildlyinterestng', 'truth', 'girlfriend', 'tried', 'porn', 'star', 'producer', 'said', 'come', 'back', 'year', 'turn', 'girlfriend', 'porn', 'star']",28
+"Son: Dad, what does gay mean?
+
+Dad: Happy son. It means happy.
+
+Son: Then are YOU gay DAD?
+
+Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
+
+
+
+
+EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!",3g4fs2,6061,His son asked him what gay meant.,"['son', 'dad', 'gay', 'mean', 'dad', 'happy', 'son', 'mean', 'happy', 'son', 'gay', 'dad', 'dad', 'son', 'wife', 'edit', 'damn', 'blew', 'thanks', 'guy']","['son', 'asked', 'gay', 'meant']","['son', 'dad', 'gay', 'mean', 'dad', 'happy', 'son', 'mean', 'happy', 'son', 'gay', 'dad', 'dad', 'son', 'wife', 'edit', 'damn', 'blew', 'thanks', 'guy', 'son', 'asked', 'gay', 'meant']",24
+"it's like I've never seen herbivore.
+
+
+edit: I think I summoned the pun cult.",3bvdjc,6060,My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...,"['like', 'never', 'seen', 'herbivore', 'edit', 'think', 'summoned', 'pun', 'cult']","['friend', 'really', 'changed', 'became', 'vegetarian']","['like', 'never', 'seen', 'herbivore', 'edit', 'think', 'summoned', 'pun', 'cult', 'friend', 'really', 'changed', 'became', 'vegetarian']",14
+"The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
+
+1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The 
+Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
+
+2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve 
+You, but don't start anything.""
+
+3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
+
+4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
+
+5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and 
+says: ""A beer please, and one for the road.""
+
+6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ""Does 
+this taste funny to you?""
+
+7. ""Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" 
+""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" Well, ""It's Not 
+Unusual.""
+
+8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says 
+to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe 
+you,"" says Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"" exclaims Daisy.
+
+9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were 
+nothing to look at either.
+
+10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
+
+11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I 
+couldn’t find any.
+
+12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He 
+shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know 
+you can't I've cut off your arms!""
+
+13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
+
+14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
+
+15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other 
+and says Dam!""
+
+16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire 
+in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't 
+have your kayak and heat it too.
+
+17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were 
+standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about 
+an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ""But 
+why,"" they asked, as they moved off. ""Because,"" he said, ""I can't stand 
+chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.""
+
+18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them 
+goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Ahmal."" The other goes to a family in 
+Spain ; they name him ""Juan."" Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself 
+to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband 
+that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 
+""They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.""
+
+19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, 
+which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate 
+very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from 
+bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good. . .) A 
+super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
+
+20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different 
+puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make 
+them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!",2df863,6057,Top 20 worst jokes ever !!!!,"['worst', 'joke', 'ever', 'two', 'antenna', 'met', 'roof', 'fell', 'love', 'got', 'married', 'ceremony', 'much', 'reception', 'excellent', 'jumper', 'cable', 'walk', 'bar', 'bartender', 'say', 'serve', 'start', 'anything', 'two', 'peanut', 'walk', 'bar', 'one', 'salted', 'dyslexic', 'man', 'walk', 'bra', 'man', 'walk', 'bar', 'slab', 'asphalt', 'arm', 'say', 'beer', 'please', 'one', 'road', 'two', 'cannibal', 'eating', 'clown', 'one', 'say', 'taste', 'funny', 'doc', 'ca', 'stop', 'singing', 'green', 'green', 'grass', 'home', 'sound', 'like', 'tom', 'jones', 'syndrome', 'common', 'well', 'unusual', 'two', 'cow', 'standing', 'next', 'field', 'daisy', 'say', 'dolly', 'artificially', 'inseminated', 'morning', 'believe', 'say', 'dolly', 'true', 'bull', 'exclaims', 'daisy', 'invisible', 'man', 'marries', 'invisible', 'woman', 'kid', 'nothing', 'look', 'either', 'deja', 'moo', 'feeling', 'heard', 'bull', 'went', 'buy', 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'laugh', 'pun', 'ten', 'top', 'worst', 'joke', 'ever']",274
+"A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. 
+When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip. 
+The son said, ""Pop, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity.""
+""Oh, my,"" said the father. What have I done?"" 
+He decided to go ask his old friend Jacob what to do. 
+Jake said, ""Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."" 
+So they went to see the rabbi. 
+The rabbi said, ""Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? 
+The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. 
+Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. 
+The Voice said, ""Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...
+
+Edit: Wow, I didn't expect these many upvotes. Also my first gold. Thank you stranger.",3yj12r,6056,A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn,"['jewish', 'businessman', 'brooklyn', 'decided', 'send', 'son', 'israel', 'absorb', 'culture', 'homeland', 'son', 'returned', 'father', 'asked', 'tell', 'trip', 'son', 'said', 'pop', 'great', 'time', 'israel', 'oh', 'way', 'converted', 'christianity', 'oh', 'said', 'father', 'done', 'decided', 'go', 'ask', 'old', 'friend', 'jacob', 'jake', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'also', 'came', 'back', 'christian', 'perhaps', 'go', 'see', 'rabbi', 'ask', 'went', 'see', 'rabbi', 'rabbi', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'also', 'came', 'back', 'christian', 'happening', 'young', 'people', 'three', 'prayed', 'explained', 'happened', 'son', 'asked', 'god', 'suddenly', 'voice', 'came', 'loud', 'clear', 'heaven', 'voice', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'edit', 'wow', 'expect', 'many', 'upvotes', 'also', 'first', 'gold', 'thank', 'stranger']","['jewish', 'businessman', 'brooklyn']","['jewish', 'businessman', 'brooklyn', 'decided', 'send', 'son', 'israel', 'absorb', 'culture', 'homeland', 'son', 'returned', 'father', 'asked', 'tell', 'trip', 'son', 'said', 'pop', 'great', 'time', 'israel', 'oh', 'way', 'converted', 'christianity', 'oh', 'said', 'father', 'done', 'decided', 'go', 'ask', 'old', 'friend', 'jacob', 'jake', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'also', 'came', 'back', 'christian', 'perhaps', 'go', 'see', 'rabbi', 'ask', 'went', 'see', 'rabbi', 'rabbi', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'also', 'came', 'back', 'christian', 'happening', 'young', 'people', 'three', 'prayed', 'explained', 'happened', 'son', 'asked', 'god', 'suddenly', 'voice', 'came', 'loud', 'clear', 'heaven', 'voice', 'said', 'funny', 'ask', 'sent', 'son', 'israel', 'edit', 'wow', 'expect', 'many', 'upvotes', 'also', 'first', 'gold', 'thank', 'stranger', 'jewish', 'businessman', 'brooklyn']",102
+"No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
+
+Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!",2gc7iu,6053,How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?,"['one', 'know', 'never', 'get', 'keep', 'house', 'edit', 'thanks', 'awesome', 'comment', 'ca', 'keep']","['many', 'divorced', 'men', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']","['one', 'know', 'never', 'get', 'keep', 'house', 'edit', 'thanks', 'awesome', 'comment', 'ca', 'keep', 'many', 'divorced', 'men', 'take', 'change', 'light', 'bulb']",19
+"Little 8 year old Susie is in her back yard digging a hole. Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says ""gee Susie, what's going on?""
+
+Susie says ""I'm digging a hole, it's pretty obvious.""
+
+Mr. Johnson asks ""why are you digging a hole?""
+
+Susie replies ""I'm burying my gold fish.""
+
+Mr Johnson laughs and asks ""Why is the hole so big?""
+
+Susie replies ""Because my goldfish is inside your fucking cat"".
+
+
+Edit: He will be happy to know you liked it! Not sure he would get the whole reddit front page thing though. ",35a2mm,6053,As told to me by an 85 year old shriner clown.,"['little', 'year', 'old', 'susie', 'back', 'yard', 'digging', 'hole', 'neighbor', 'johnson', 'peek', 'fence', 'say', 'gee', 'susie', 'going', 'susie', 'say', 'digging', 'hole', 'pretty', 'obvious', 'johnson', 'asks', 'digging', 'hole', 'susie', 'reply', 'burying', 'gold', 'fish', 'mr', 'johnson', 'laugh', 'asks', 'hole', 'big', 'susie', 'reply', 'goldfish', 'inside', 'fucking', 'cat', 'edit', 'happy', 'know', 'liked', 'sure', 'would', 'get', 'whole', 'reddit', 'front', 'page', 'thing', 'though']","['told', 'year', 'old', 'shriner', 'clown']","['little', 'year', 'old', 'susie', 'back', 'yard', 'digging', 'hole', 'neighbor', 'johnson', 'peek', 'fence', 'say', 'gee', 'susie', 'going', 'susie', 'say', 'digging', 'hole', 'pretty', 'obvious', 'johnson', 'asks', 'digging', 'hole', 'susie', 'reply', 'burying', 'gold', 'fish', 'mr', 'johnson', 'laugh', 'asks', 'hole', 'big', 'susie', 'reply', 'goldfish', 'inside', 'fucking', 'cat', 'edit', 'happy', 'know', 'liked', 'sure', 'would', 'get', 'whole', 'reddit', 'front', 'page', 'thing', 'though', 'told', 'year', 'old', 'shriner', 'clown']",61
+Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves,4yeunb,6043,Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?,"['easy', 'push', 'around', 'never', 'stand']","['people', 'wheelchair', 'always', 'getting', 'taken', 'advantage']","['easy', 'push', 'around', 'never', 'stand', 'people', 'wheelchair', 'always', 'getting', 'taken', 'advantage']",11
+"Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, ""That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help."" He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, ""Kin ya swaller?"" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, ""Kin ya breathe?"" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, ""Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always works."" 
+",2xwk6d,6034,Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar,"['two', 'men', 'texas', 'sitting', 'bar', 'young', 'lady', 'nearby', 'began', 'choke', 'hamburger', 'gasped', 'gagged', 'one', 'texan', 'turned', 'said', 'little', 'gal', 'havin', 'bad', 'time', 'gon', 'na', 'go', 'help', 'ran', 'young', 'lady', 'held', 'side', 'head', 'big', 'texan', 'hand', 'asked', 'kin', 'ya', 'swaller', 'gasping', 'shook', 'head', 'asked', 'kin', 'ya', 'breathe', 'still', 'gasping', 'shook', 'head', 'yanked', 'skirt', 'pulled', 'panty', 'licked', 'butt', 'young', 'woman', 'shocked', 'coughed', 'piece', 'hamburger', 'began', 'breathe', 'texan', 'sat', 'back', 'friend', 'said', 'ya', 'know', 'sure', 'amazin', 'manoeuvre', 'always', 'work']","['two', 'men', 'texas', 'sitting', 'bar']","['two', 'men', 'texas', 'sitting', 'bar', 'young', 'lady', 'nearby', 'began', 'choke', 'hamburger', 'gasped', 'gagged', 'one', 'texan', 'turned', 'said', 'little', 'gal', 'havin', 'bad', 'time', 'gon', 'na', 'go', 'help', 'ran', 'young', 'lady', 'held', 'side', 'head', 'big', 'texan', 'hand', 'asked', 'kin', 'ya', 'swaller', 'gasping', 'shook', 'head', 'asked', 'kin', 'ya', 'breathe', 'still', 'gasping', 'shook', 'head', 'yanked', 'skirt', 'pulled', 'panty', 'licked', 'butt', 'young', 'woman', 'shocked', 'coughed', 'piece', 'hamburger', 'began', 'breathe', 'texan', 'sat', 'back', 'friend', 'said', 'ya', 'know', 'sure', 'amazin', 'manoeuvre', 'always', 'work', 'two', 'men', 'texas', 'sitting', 'bar']",81
+A Tupac...,3e7n2c,6030,What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?,['tupac'],"['get', 'shoot', 'four', 'bullet', 'six', 'pack']","['tupac', 'get', 'shoot', 'four', 'bullet', 'six', 'pack']",7
+"She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had. 
+
+I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.
+
+EDIT: My most upvoted post ever! Thanks guys!",32nfxy,6025,I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.,"['upset', 'always', 'beating', 'jealous', 'much', 'money', 'property', 'angry', 'caught', 'flipped', 'game', 'board', 'left', 'pick', 'piece', 'edit', 'upvoted', 'post', 'ever', 'thanks', 'guy']","['caught', 'wife', 'cheating', 'best', 'friend']","['upset', 'always', 'beating', 'jealous', 'much', 'money', 'property', 'angry', 'caught', 'flipped', 'game', 'board', 'left', 'pick', 'piece', 'edit', 'upvoted', 'post', 'ever', 'thanks', 'guy', 'caught', 'wife', 'cheating', 'best', 'friend']",26
+"Will I Live to see 80?
+
+Here's something to think about.
+
+I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He 
+said I was doing fairly well for my age. 
+
+A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think 
+I'll live to be 80?'
+
+He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
+'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
+
+Then He asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
+'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
+
+'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
+'No, I don't,' I said.
+
+He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
+'No,' I said...
+
+He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'",3trm91,6011,Will I Live to see 80?,"['live', 'see', 'something', 'think', 'recently', 'picked', 'new', 'primary', 'care', 'doctor', 'two', 'visit', 'exhaustive', 'lab', 'test', 'said', 'fairly', 'well', 'age', 'little', 'concerned', 'comment', 'could', 'resist', 'asking', 'think', 'live', 'asked', 'smoke', 'tobacco', 'drink', 'beer', 'wine', 'hard', 'liquor', 'replied', 'drug', 'either', 'asked', 'eat', 'steak', 'barbecued', 'rib', 'said', 'much', 'former', 'doctor', 'said', 'red', 'meat', 'unhealthy', 'spend', 'lot', 'time', 'sun', 'like', 'playing', 'golf', 'boating', 'sailing', 'hiking', 'bicycling', 'said', 'asked', 'gamble', 'drive', 'drive', 'fast', 'car', 'lot', 'sex', 'said', 'looked', 'said', 'even', 'give', 'shit']","['live', 'see']","['live', 'see', 'something', 'think', 'recently', 'picked', 'new', 'primary', 'care', 'doctor', 'two', 'visit', 'exhaustive', 'lab', 'test', 'said', 'fairly', 'well', 'age', 'little', 'concerned', 'comment', 'could', 'resist', 'asking', 'think', 'live', 'asked', 'smoke', 'tobacco', 'drink', 'beer', 'wine', 'hard', 'liquor', 'replied', 'drug', 'either', 'asked', 'eat', 'steak', 'barbecued', 'rib', 'said', 'much', 'former', 'doctor', 'said', 'red', 'meat', 'unhealthy', 'spend', 'lot', 'time', 'sun', 'like', 'playing', 'golf', 'boating', 'sailing', 'hiking', 'bicycling', 'said', 'asked', 'gamble', 'drive', 'drive', 'fast', 'car', 'lot', 'sex', 'said', 'looked', 'said', 'even', 'give', 'shit', 'live', 'see']",79
+"A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. 
+
+He walks over to her and says, ""Wow, nice legs!"" 
+
+She is flattered and replies, ""You really think so?"" 
+
+The man says, ""Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.""",2lz5e1,6008,How to be insulting,"['man', 'go', 'bar', 'see', 'fat', 'girl', 'dancing', 'table', 'walk', 'say', 'wow', 'nice', 'leg', 'flattered', 'reply', 'really', 'think', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'definitely', 'table', 'would', 'collapsed']",['insulting'],"['man', 'go', 'bar', 'see', 'fat', 'girl', 'dancing', 'table', 'walk', 'say', 'wow', 'nice', 'leg', 'flattered', 'reply', 'really', 'think', 'man', 'say', 'oh', 'definitely', 'table', 'would', 'collapsed', 'insulting']",25
+"A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
+
+Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. 
+
+So Satan walked up to the old man and said, ""Don't you know who I am?""
+The man replied, ""Yep, sure do.""
+
+""Aren't you afraid of me?"" Satan asked.
+
+""Nope, sure ain't,"" said the man.
+
+""Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"" asked Satan.
+
+""Don't doubt it for a minute,"" returned the old man, in an even tone.
+
+""Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY... for all eternity?"" persisted Satan.
+
+""Yep,"" was the calm reply.
+
+""And you're still not afraid?"" asked Satan.
+
+""Nope.""
+
+More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ""Well, why aren't you afraid of me?""
+
+The man calmly replied, ""Been married to your sister for the last 48 years!!..",3i72st,5994,Satan appeared at the front of the church,"['minute', 'service', 'started', 'townspeople', 'sitting', 'pew', 'talking', 'suddenly', 'satan', 'appeared', 'front', 'church', 'everyone', 'started', 'screaming', 'running', 'front', 'entrance', 'trampling', 'frantic', 'effort', 'get', 'away', 'evil', 'incarnate', 'soon', 'everyone', 'exited', 'church', 'except', 'one', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'sat', 'calmly', 'pew', 'without', 'moving', 'seeming', 'oblivious', 'fact', 'god', 'ultimate', 'enemy', 'presence', 'satan', 'walked', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'know', 'man', 'replied', 'yep', 'sure', 'afraid', 'satan', 'asked', 'nope', 'sure', 'ai', 'said', 'man', 'realize', 'kill', 'word', 'asked', 'satan', 'doubt', 'minute', 'returned', 'old', 'man', 'even', 'tone', 'know', 'could', 'cause', 'profound', 'horrifying', 'physical', 'agony', 'eternity', 'persisted', 'satan', 'yep', 'calm', 'reply', 'still', 'afraid', 'asked', 'satan', 'nope', 'little', 'perturbed', 'satan', 'asked', 'well', 'afraid', 'man', 'calmly', 'replied', 'married', 'sister', 'last', 'year']","['satan', 'appeared', 'front', 'church']","['minute', 'service', 'started', 'townspeople', 'sitting', 'pew', 'talking', 'suddenly', 'satan', 'appeared', 'front', 'church', 'everyone', 'started', 'screaming', 'running', 'front', 'entrance', 'trampling', 'frantic', 'effort', 'get', 'away', 'evil', 'incarnate', 'soon', 'everyone', 'exited', 'church', 'except', 'one', 'elderly', 'gentleman', 'sat', 'calmly', 'pew', 'without', 'moving', 'seeming', 'oblivious', 'fact', 'god', 'ultimate', 'enemy', 'presence', 'satan', 'walked', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'know', 'man', 'replied', 'yep', 'sure', 'afraid', 'satan', 'asked', 'nope', 'sure', 'ai', 'said', 'man', 'realize', 'kill', 'word', 'asked', 'satan', 'doubt', 'minute', 'returned', 'old', 'man', 'even', 'tone', 'know', 'could', 'cause', 'profound', 'horrifying', 'physical', 'agony', 'eternity', 'persisted', 'satan', 'yep', 'calm', 'reply', 'still', 'afraid', 'asked', 'satan', 'nope', 'little', 'perturbed', 'satan', 'asked', 'well', 'afraid', 'man', 'calmly', 'replied', 'married', 'sister', 'last', 'year', 'satan', 'appeared', 'front', 'church']",110
+"Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning ""I"", pointed to his knee meaning ""need"", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, ""What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!"". The other guy says, ""I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!",3cb98p,5994,Construction Worker Joke,"['construction', 'worker', 'floor', 'building', 'needed', 'handsaw', 'spot', 'another', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'yell', 'ca', 'hear', 'worker', 'floor', 'try', 'sign', 'language', 'pointed', 'eye', 'meaning', 'pointed', 'knee', 'meaning', 'need', 'moved', 'hand', 'back', 'forth', 'hand', 'saw', 'motion', 'man', 'ground', 'floor', 'nod', 'head', 'pull', 'pant', 'whip', 'chop', 'start', 'masturbating', 'worker', 'floor', 'get', 'pissed', 'run', 'ground', 'floor', 'say', 'fuck', 'problem', 'said', 'needed', 'hand', 'saw', 'guy', 'say', 'knew', 'trying', 'tell', 'coming']","['construction', 'worker', 'joke']","['construction', 'worker', 'floor', 'building', 'needed', 'handsaw', 'spot', 'another', 'worker', 'ground', 'floor', 'yell', 'ca', 'hear', 'worker', 'floor', 'try', 'sign', 'language', 'pointed', 'eye', 'meaning', 'pointed', 'knee', 'meaning', 'need', 'moved', 'hand', 'back', 'forth', 'hand', 'saw', 'motion', 'man', 'ground', 'floor', 'nod', 'head', 'pull', 'pant', 'whip', 'chop', 'start', 'masturbating', 'worker', 'floor', 'get', 'pissed', 'run', 'ground', 'floor', 'say', 'fuck', 'problem', 'said', 'needed', 'hand', 'saw', 'guy', 'say', 'knew', 'trying', 'tell', 'coming', 'construction', 'worker', 'joke']",67
+But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist.,3dsj6l,5990,No evidence is good enough for a Creationist...,"['evidence', 'good', 'enough', 'creationist']","['evidence', 'good', 'enough', 'creationist']","['evidence', 'good', 'enough', 'creationist', 'evidence', 'good', 'enough', 'creationist']",8
+Because I'd vote for it.,4scp0i,5976,Is your refrigerator running?,['vote'],"['refrigerator', 'running']","['vote', 'refrigerator', 'running']",3
+"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs",4jbbcc,5973,A black guy and a white girl are at a party,"['black', 'guy', 'white', 'girl', 'party', 'go', 'together', 'room', 'asks', 'excited', 'show', 'say', 'black', 'men', 'true', 'grab', 'purse', 'run']","['black', 'guy', 'white', 'girl', 'party']","['black', 'guy', 'white', 'girl', 'party', 'go', 'together', 'room', 'asks', 'excited', 'show', 'say', 'black', 'men', 'true', 'grab', 'purse', 'run', 'black', 'guy', 'white', 'girl', 'party']",23
+I'd have $ 6.30 now,4wduew,5972,"If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam,",[],"['got', 'cent', 'every', 'failed', 'math', 'exam']","['got', 'cent', 'every', 'failed', 'math', 'exam']",6
+"A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the Shadows.
+
+""Twenty dollars"" she whispers.
+
+Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
+
+They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
+
+""What's going on here, people?"" asks the officer.
+
+""I's makin' love to me wife!"", the Newfoundlander answers, annoyed.
+
+""Oh! I'm sorry"", says the cop. ""I didn't know.""
+
+""Well, neidder did I, 'til ya shined that light in 'er face!""",2jsc6l,5964,Newfie Hooker,"['newfoundlander', 'walking', 'home', 'late', 'night', 'spot', 'woman', 'shadow', 'twenty', 'dollar', 'whisper', 'perry', 'never', 'hooker', 'decides', 'hell', 'twenty', 'buck', 'hide', 'bush', 'going', 'minute', 'sudden', 'light', 'flash', 'police', 'officer', 'going', 'people', 'asks', 'officer', 'makin', 'love', 'wife', 'newfoundlander', 'answer', 'annoyed', 'oh', 'sorry', 'say', 'cop', 'know', 'well', 'neidder', 'ya', 'shined', 'light', 'face']","['newfie', 'hooker']","['newfoundlander', 'walking', 'home', 'late', 'night', 'spot', 'woman', 'shadow', 'twenty', 'dollar', 'whisper', 'perry', 'never', 'hooker', 'decides', 'hell', 'twenty', 'buck', 'hide', 'bush', 'going', 'minute', 'sudden', 'light', 'flash', 'police', 'officer', 'going', 'people', 'asks', 'officer', 'makin', 'love', 'wife', 'newfoundlander', 'answer', 'annoyed', 'oh', 'sorry', 'say', 'cop', 'know', 'well', 'neidder', 'ya', 'shined', 'light', 'face', 'newfie', 'hooker']",50
+Classic conditioning.,2v7jav,5962,Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?,"['classic', 'conditioning']","['pavlov', 'hair', 'soft']","['classic', 'conditioning', 'pavlov', 'hair', 'soft']",5
+"It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same.
+
+EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?",4b6x5n,5928,Great wine is like great jazz...,"['confuses', 'pretty', 'sure', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'hot', 'damn', 'life']","['great', 'wine', 'like', 'great', 'jazz']","['confuses', 'pretty', 'sure', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'hot', 'damn', 'life', 'great', 'wine', 'like', 'great', 'jazz']",14
+"It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.",3rcdms,5924,Broke up with my girlfriend today,"['cool', 'though', 'said', 'still', 'cousin']","['broke', 'girlfriend', 'today']","['cool', 'though', 'said', 'still', 'cousin', 'broke', 'girlfriend', 'today']",8
+"And he brings along a gorgeous young lady.
+
+""Well guys, meet my new fiancée"" he says, full of pride. And for the rest of the afternoon the friends can't take their eyes off the beauty.
+
+After the round of golf the rich man goes up to the bar to order drinks for the group. One of his friends accompanies him and quietly asks: ""how did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young lady? You're seventy. She must be at least fourty years younger than you!""
+
+""I lied about my age""
+
+""And she believed you!? How old did you say you were?""
+
+""I told her I was ninety""
+
+
+
+EDIT: Spelling",3we3z3,5924,A rich old man goes golfing with his friends,"['brings', 'along', 'gorgeous', 'young', 'lady', 'well', 'guy', 'meet', 'new', 'fiancée', 'say', 'full', 'pride', 'rest', 'afternoon', 'friend', 'ca', 'take', 'eye', 'beauty', 'round', 'golf', 'rich', 'man', 'go', 'bar', 'order', 'drink', 'group', 'one', 'friend', 'accompanies', 'quietly', 'asks', 'manage', 'hook', 'beautiful', 'young', 'lady', 'seventy', 'must', 'least', 'fourty', 'year', 'younger', 'lied', 'age', 'believed', 'old', 'say', 'told', 'ninety', 'edit', 'spelling']","['rich', 'old', 'man', 'go', 'golfing', 'friend']","['brings', 'along', 'gorgeous', 'young', 'lady', 'well', 'guy', 'meet', 'new', 'fiancée', 'say', 'full', 'pride', 'rest', 'afternoon', 'friend', 'ca', 'take', 'eye', 'beauty', 'round', 'golf', 'rich', 'man', 'go', 'bar', 'order', 'drink', 'group', 'one', 'friend', 'accompanies', 'quietly', 'asks', 'manage', 'hook', 'beautiful', 'young', 'lady', 'seventy', 'must', 'least', 'fourty', 'year', 'younger', 'lied', 'age', 'believed', 'old', 'say', 'told', 'ninety', 'edit', 'spelling', 'rich', 'old', 'man', 'go', 'golfing', 'friend']",60
+But on the other hand I am completely fine.,31065v,5916,I broke my finger today...,"['hand', 'completely', 'fine']","['broke', 'finger', 'today']","['hand', 'completely', 'fine', 'broke', 'finger', 'today']",6
+Get another one to yell BINGO,2pctwz,5912,How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?,"['get', 'another', 'one', 'yell', 'bingo']","['get', 'sweet', 'little', 'old', 'lady', 'say', 'f']","['get', 'another', 'one', 'yell', 'bingo', 'get', 'sweet', 'little', 'old', 'lady', 'say', 'f']",12
+"There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, ""If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had ""fallen"". 
+
+This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. 
+
+The priest said, ""You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."" 
+
+The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. 
+
+Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, ""I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week.""",5t7hx0,5905,Adultery Code,"['old', 'priest', 'got', 'sick', 'people', 'parish', 'kept', 'confessing', 'adultery', 'one', 'sunday', 'pulpit', 'said', 'hear', 'one', 'person', 'confess', 'adultery', 'quit', 'well', 'everyone', 'liked', 'came', 'code', 'word', 'someone', 'committed', 'adultery', 'would', 'say', 'fallen', 'seemed', 'satisfy', 'old', 'priest', 'thing', 'went', 'well', 'priest', 'died', 'ripe', 'old', 'age', 'week', 'new', 'priest', 'arrived', 'visited', 'mayor', 'town', 'seemed', 'concerned', 'priest', 'said', 'something', 'sidewalk', 'town', 'people', 'come', 'confessional', 'keep', 'talking', 'fallen', 'mayor', 'started', 'laugh', 'realizing', 'told', 'new', 'priest', 'code', 'word', 'mayor', 'could', 'explain', 'priest', 'shook', 'accusing', 'finger', 'mayor', 'said', 'know', 'laughing', 'wife', 'fell', 'three', 'time', 'week']","['adultery', 'code']","['old', 'priest', 'got', 'sick', 'people', 'parish', 'kept', 'confessing', 'adultery', 'one', 'sunday', 'pulpit', 'said', 'hear', 'one', 'person', 'confess', 'adultery', 'quit', 'well', 'everyone', 'liked', 'came', 'code', 'word', 'someone', 'committed', 'adultery', 'would', 'say', 'fallen', 'seemed', 'satisfy', 'old', 'priest', 'thing', 'went', 'well', 'priest', 'died', 'ripe', 'old', 'age', 'week', 'new', 'priest', 'arrived', 'visited', 'mayor', 'town', 'seemed', 'concerned', 'priest', 'said', 'something', 'sidewalk', 'town', 'people', 'come', 'confessional', 'keep', 'talking', 'fallen', 'mayor', 'started', 'laugh', 'realizing', 'told', 'new', 'priest', 'code', 'word', 'mayor', 'could', 'explain', 'priest', 'shook', 'accusing', 'finger', 'mayor', 'said', 'know', 'laughing', 'wife', 'fell', 'three', 'time', 'week', 'adultery', 'code']",90
+"She said, ""Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."" 
+
+ I said, ""Well that's probably why they've received flowers then."" 
+",39q489,5901,My wife just called me.,"['said', 'three', 'girl', 'office', 'received', 'flower', 'valentine', 'day', 'absolutely', 'gorgeous', 'said', 'well', 'probably', 'received', 'flower']","['wife', 'called']","['said', 'three', 'girl', 'office', 'received', 'flower', 'valentine', 'day', 'absolutely', 'gorgeous', 'said', 'well', 'probably', 'received', 'flower', 'wife', 'called']",17
+A threesome,42aj2i,5894,What do you call 5 black people having sex?,['threesome'],"['call', 'black', 'people', 'sex']","['threesome', 'call', 'black', 'people', 'sex']",5
+and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it.,34u0fd,5893,"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar...","['know', 'wo', 'shut', 'fuck']","['atheist', 'crossfitter', 'vegan', 'sitting', 'bar']","['know', 'wo', 'shut', 'fuck', 'atheist', 'crossfitter', 'vegan', 'sitting', 'bar']",9
+It was having a mid life crisis,3w7gnu,5887,why was the 6 month old African baby crying?,"['mid', 'life', 'crisis']","['month', 'old', 'african', 'baby', 'cry']","['mid', 'life', 'crisis', 'month', 'old', 'african', 'baby', 'cry']",8
+"**One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!**
+
+Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye.  
+First front page ever! Woo!",3awn7o,5886,Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11?,"['one', 'twenty', 'twenty', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox', 'hardly', 'knew', 'ye', 'first', 'front', 'page', 'ever', 'woo']","['know', 'x', 'x']","['one', 'twenty', 'twenty', 'edit', 'rip', 'inbox', 'hardly', 'knew', 'ye', 'first', 'front', 'page', 'ever', 'woo', 'know', 'x', 'x']",17
+Hitler was good at making speeches,5qnzn5,5874,"People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference.","['hitler', 'good', 'making', 'speech']","['people', 'compare', 'trump', 'hitler', 'time', 'one', 'major', 'difference']","['hitler', 'good', 'making', 'speech', 'people', 'compare', 'trump', 'hitler', 'time', 'one', 'major', 'difference']",12
+The Polar bear.,31rlhp,5872,What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?,"['polar', 'bear']","['stupidest', 'animal', 'jungle']","['polar', 'bear', 'stupidest', 'animal', 'jungle']",5
+1080pee,3am5z0,5862,What do you call crystal clear urine?,[],"['call', 'crystal', 'clear', 'urine']","['call', 'crystal', 'clear', 'urine']",4
+"It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself. ",4od3ey,5852,Procrastination is like masturbation,"['fun', 'time', 'end', 'fucking']","['procrastination', 'like', 'masturbation']","['fun', 'time', 'end', 'fucking', 'procrastination', 'like', 'masturbation']",7
+"Just took a shower with my girlfriend.....
+
+And stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos.",5s0uq4,5849,Porn is so unrealistic,"['took', 'shower', 'girlfriend', 'stood', 'corner', 'freezing', 'minute', 'handing', 'different', 'shampoo']","['porn', 'unrealistic']","['took', 'shower', 'girlfriend', 'stood', 'corner', 'freezing', 'minute', 'handing', 'different', 'shampoo', 'porn', 'unrealistic']",12
+"He pasta way.
+We cannoli do so much.
+His legacy will be a pizza history.
+
+
+
+
+Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!",2yjray,5846,Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?,"['pasta', 'way', 'cannoli', 'much', 'legacy', 'pizza', 'history', 'edit', 'thank', 'getting', 'front', 'page']","['hear', 'italian', 'chef', 'died']","['pasta', 'way', 'cannoli', 'much', 'legacy', 'pizza', 'history', 'edit', 'thank', 'getting', 'front', 'page', 'hear', 'italian', 'chef', 'died']",16
+"A girl came skipping home from school one day.
+""Mommy, Mommy,"" she yelled, ""we were counting
+today, and all the other kids could only count to
+four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
+8, 9, 10!""
+""Very good,"" said her mother.
+""Is it because I'm blonde?"" the girl said.
+""Yes, it's because you're blonde,"" said the mommy.
+The next day the girl came skipping home from
+school. ""Mommy, Mommy,"" she yelled, ""we were
+saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
+could only say it to G, but I said it to N. See?
+A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L M, N!""
+""Very good,"" said her mother.
+""Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?""
+""Yes, it's because you're blonde.""
+The next day the girl came skipping home from
+school. ""Mommy, Mommy,"" she yelled, ""we were
+in gym class today, and when we showered, all
+the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!""
+She lifted her tank top to reveal a fully developed
+chest.
+""Very good,"" said her embarrassed mother.
+""Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?""
+""No Honey, it's because you're 19!""",5r69or,5846,Is it because I'm blonde?,"['girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'one', 'day', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'counting', 'today', 'kid', 'could', 'count', 'four', 'counted', 'see', 'good', 'said', 'mother', 'blonde', 'girl', 'said', 'yes', 'blonde', 'said', 'mommy', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'saying', 'alphabet', 'today', 'kid', 'could', 'say', 'g', 'said', 'see', 'b', 'c', 'e', 'f', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'k', 'l', 'n', 'good', 'said', 'mother', 'blonde', 'mommy', 'yes', 'blonde', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'gym', 'class', 'today', 'showered', 'girl', 'flat', 'chest', 'lifted', 'tank', 'top', 'reveal', 'fully', 'developed', 'chest', 'good', 'said', 'embarrassed', 'mother', 'blonde', 'mommy', 'honey']",['blonde'],"['girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'one', 'day', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'counting', 'today', 'kid', 'could', 'count', 'four', 'counted', 'see', 'good', 'said', 'mother', 'blonde', 'girl', 'said', 'yes', 'blonde', 'said', 'mommy', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'saying', 'alphabet', 'today', 'kid', 'could', 'say', 'g', 'said', 'see', 'b', 'c', 'e', 'f', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'k', 'l', 'n', 'good', 'said', 'mother', 'blonde', 'mommy', 'yes', 'blonde', 'next', 'day', 'girl', 'came', 'skipping', 'home', 'school', 'mommy', 'mommy', 'yelled', 'gym', 'class', 'today', 'showered', 'girl', 'flat', 'chest', 'lifted', 'tank', 'top', 'reveal', 'fully', 'developed', 'chest', 'good', 'said', 'embarrassed', 'mother', 'blonde', 'mommy', 'honey', 'blonde']",96
+"A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash""
+
+Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?""
+
+""No, with 8 black men and a gun.""",3jufre,5845,100m Dash,"['girl', 'say', 'friend', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'meter', 'dash', 'friend', 'say', 'second', 'black', 'men', 'gun']",['dash'],"['girl', 'say', 'friend', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'like', 'meter', 'dash', 'friend', 'say', 'second', 'black', 'men', 'gun', 'dash']",16
+"Concrete floors are really hard to crack. 
+
+Then he said ""you were thinking about the egg weren't you!""",2f305c,5836,Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it.,"['concrete', 'floor', 'really', 'hard', 'crack', 'said', 'thinking', 'egg']","['told', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'drop', 'egg', 'concrete', 'floor', 'without', 'cracking']","['concrete', 'floor', 'really', 'hard', 'crack', 'said', 'thinking', 'egg', 'told', 'year', 'old', 'boy', 'drop', 'egg', 'concrete', 'floor', 'without', 'cracking']",18
+They know my name isnt Someone Help,4geq6n,5834,I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex,"['know', 'name', 'isnt', 'someone', 'help']","['hate', 'girl', 'say', 'wrong', 'name', 'sex']","['know', 'name', 'isnt', 'someone', 'help', 'hate', 'girl', 'say', 'wrong', 'name', 'sex']",11
+Genocide,304d0v,5833,"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?",['genocide'],"['april', 'shower', 'bring', 'may', 'flower', 'may', 'flower', 'bring']","['genocide', 'april', 'shower', 'bring', 'may', 'flower', 'may', 'flower', 'bring']",9
+"The first woman says to the mortician, ""I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral.  Here's a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit.""
+
+The mortician agrees and thanks the woman and the first woman leaves.  Now the second woman comes in and says, ""I know I've brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I've always really loved him in blue.  Is there any way you can have him in a blue suit for his funeral?""
+
+The mortician assures her that it's not a problem and the second woman thanks her and leaves.  A few days later the mortician shows up at the first man's funeral and his widow walks up and says,
+""Thank you so much for doing this.  My husband looks wonderful in the black suit you found him.""
+
+The mortician replies, ""Of course, I was happy to do it. And here's your check back.""
+
+""No, I really appreciate it and I want to pay you, just take whatever you need.""
+
+""Oh no really, it didn't cost me anything.  You see, right after you came in a woman showed up with her husband in a black suit and she wanted him wearing blue.  So in the end all I had to do was switch the heads.""",2r0kaf,5822,So these two ladies walk into a mortician's office.,"['first', 'woman', 'say', 'mortician', 'got', 'husband', 'best', 'blue', 'suit', 'really', 'appreciate', 'could', 'black', 'suit', 'funeral', 'blank', 'check', 'use', 'whatever', 'need', 'want', 'black', 'suit', 'mortician', 'agrees', 'thanks', 'woman', 'first', 'woman', 'leaf', 'second', 'woman', 'come', 'say', 'know', 'brought', 'husband', 'wearing', 'black', 'suit', 'always', 'really', 'loved', 'blue', 'way', 'blue', 'suit', 'funeral', 'mortician', 'assures', 'problem', 'second', 'woman', 'thanks', 'leaf', 'day', 'later', 'mortician', 'show', 'first', 'man', 'funeral', 'widow', 'walk', 'say', 'thank', 'much', 'husband', 'look', 'wonderful', 'black', 'suit', 'found', 'mortician', 'reply', 'course', 'happy', 'check', 'back', 'really', 'appreciate', 'want', 'pay', 'take', 'whatever', 'need', 'oh', 'really', 'cost', 'anything', 'see', 'right', 'came', 'woman', 'showed', 'husband', 'black', 'suit', 'wanted', 'wearing', 'blue', 'end', 'switch', 'head']","['two', 'lady', 'walk', 'mortician', 'office']","['first', 'woman', 'say', 'mortician', 'got', 'husband', 'best', 'blue', 'suit', 'really', 'appreciate', 'could', 'black', 'suit', 'funeral', 'blank', 'check', 'use', 'whatever', 'need', 'want', 'black', 'suit', 'mortician', 'agrees', 'thanks', 'woman', 'first', 'woman', 'leaf', 'second', 'woman', 'come', 'say', 'know', 'brought', 'husband', 'wearing', 'black', 'suit', 'always', 'really', 'loved', 'blue', 'way', 'blue', 'suit', 'funeral', 'mortician', 'assures', 'problem', 'second', 'woman', 'thanks', 'leaf', 'day', 'later', 'mortician', 'show', 'first', 'man', 'funeral', 'widow', 'walk', 'say', 'thank', 'much', 'husband', 'look', 'wonderful', 'black', 'suit', 'found', 'mortician', 'reply', 'course', 'happy', 'check', 'back', 'really', 'appreciate', 'want', 'pay', 'take', 'whatever', 'need', 'oh', 'really', 'cost', 'anything', 'see', 'right', 'came', 'woman', 'showed', 'husband', 'black', 'suit', 'wanted', 'wearing', 'blue', 'end', 'switch', 'head', 'two', 'lady', 'walk', 'mortician', 'office']",109
+"Dad: Drugs, usually.",3lgaiw,5821,"Son: Dad, how do stars die?","['dad', 'drug', 'usually']","['son', 'dad', 'star', 'die']","['dad', 'drug', 'usually', 'son', 'dad', 'star', 'die']",7
+"A police officer pulls over a speeding
+car. The officer says, *‘I clocked you at 120 km/h sir.’*  
+
+The driver says, *‘Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100,  perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.’*  
+
+Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, *‘Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.’*  
+
+As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, *‘Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?’*  
+
+The wife smiles demurely and says, *‘You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.’*  
+
+As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit. The man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, *‘F**k it woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?’*  
+
+The officer frowns and says, *‘And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.’*  
+
+The driver says, *‘Yeah well, you see officer, I had it on but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.*’  
+
+The wife says, *‘Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.’*  
+
+And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, *‘WHY DON’T YOU shut the f**k up?*  
+
+The officer looks over at the woman and asks, *‘Does your husband always talk to you this way Ma’am?’*  
+
+The Wife replies, *‘Only when he’s drunk.’*",2h8pwu,5811,A police officer pulls over a speeding car..,"['police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car', 'officer', 'say', 'clocked', 'driver', 'say', 'christ', 'officer', 'cruise', 'control', 'perhaps', 'radar', 'gun', 'need', 'looking', 'knitting', 'wife', 'say', 'silly', 'dear', 'know', 'car', 'cruise', 'officer', 'writes', 'ticket', 'driver', 'look', 'wife', 'growl', 'please', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'wife', 'smile', 'demurely', 'say', 'thankful', 'radar', 'detector', 'went', 'officer', 'make', 'second', 'ticket', 'illegal', 'radar', 'detector', 'unit', 'man', 'glower', 'wife', 'say', 'clenched', 'teeth', 'f', 'k', 'woman', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'officer', 'frown', 'say', 'notice', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'sir', 'automatic', 'driver', 'say', 'yeah', 'well', 'see', 'officer', 'took', 'pulled', 'could', 'get', 'license', 'back', 'pocket', 'wife', 'say', 'dear', 'know', 'well', 'seat', 'belt', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'police', 'officer', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'driver', 'turn', 'wife', 'bark', 'shut', 'f', 'k', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'always', 'talk', 'way', 'wife', 'reply']","['police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car']","['police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car', 'officer', 'say', 'clocked', 'driver', 'say', 'christ', 'officer', 'cruise', 'control', 'perhaps', 'radar', 'gun', 'need', 'looking', 'knitting', 'wife', 'say', 'silly', 'dear', 'know', 'car', 'cruise', 'officer', 'writes', 'ticket', 'driver', 'look', 'wife', 'growl', 'please', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'wife', 'smile', 'demurely', 'say', 'thankful', 'radar', 'detector', 'went', 'officer', 'make', 'second', 'ticket', 'illegal', 'radar', 'detector', 'unit', 'man', 'glower', 'wife', 'say', 'clenched', 'teeth', 'f', 'k', 'woman', 'keep', 'mouth', 'shut', 'officer', 'frown', 'say', 'notice', 'wearing', 'seat', 'belt', 'sir', 'automatic', 'driver', 'say', 'yeah', 'well', 'see', 'officer', 'took', 'pulled', 'could', 'get', 'license', 'back', 'pocket', 'wife', 'say', 'dear', 'know', 'well', 'seat', 'belt', 'never', 'wear', 'seat', 'belt', 'police', 'officer', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'driver', 'turn', 'wife', 'bark', 'shut', 'f', 'k', 'officer', 'look', 'woman', 'asks', 'husband', 'always', 'talk', 'way', 'wife', 'reply', 'police', 'officer', 'pull', 'speeding', 'car']",126
+Because most hackers don't get it,4278he,5810,My password is pussy,"['hacker', 'get']","['password', 'pussy']","['hacker', 'get', 'password', 'pussy']",4
+She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years,42ihx3,5808,I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex,"['told', 'sex', 'asshole', 'year']","['told', 'wife', 'wanted', 'try', 'anal', 'sex']","['told', 'sex', 'asshole', 'year', 'told', 'wife', 'wanted', 'try', 'anal', 'sex']",10
+"A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test. 
+
+Here is your first question, the boss said. ""Without using numbers, represent the number 9."" 
+
+""Without numbers?"" the man says, ""Dats easy."" 
+
+[And proceeds to draw three trees.](https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-cd69b48373ff4d3a59878c205c56551a?convert_to_webp=true)
+
+""What's this?"" the boss asks.
+
+ ""Tree and tree, plus tree makes 9"" says the man.
+
+""Fair enough,"" says the boss. ""Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.""
+
+The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and [makes a smudge on each tree](https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a151dc499635e4cfb4c2d2ed2262a28b?convert_to_webp=true)... ""Ere ye go.""
+
+The boss scratches his head and says, ""How on earth do you get that to represent 99?""
+
+""Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."" 
+
+The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire the guy, so he says, ""All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.""
+
+The man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and [makes a little mark at the base of each tree](https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-27f642b08fb87f078a110b90c5c5bf65?convert_to_webp=true) and says, ""Ere ye go. One hundred.""
+
+The boss looks at the attempt and says, ""You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!""            
+
+The man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, ""A little dog came along and pooped by each tree...so now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred!""
+
+~~This Irishman is the new supervisor.~~ 
+
+**edit:** For everyone poking fun at the last line, happy now? ",3z0nz5,5807,An Irishman walks into a job interview.,"['irishman', 'want', 'job', 'bos', 'wo', 'hire', 'pass', 'little', 'math', 'test', 'first', 'question', 'bos', 'said', 'without', 'using', 'number', 'represent', 'number', 'without', 'number', 'man', 'say', 'dat', 'easy', 'proceeds', 'draw', 'three', 'tree', 'http', 'bos', 'asks', 'tree', 'tree', 'plus', 'tree', 'make', 'say', 'man', 'fair', 'enough', 'say', 'bos', 'second', 'question', 'use', 'rule', 'time', 'number', 'man', 'stare', 'space', 'pick', 'picture', 'drawn', 'make', 'smudge', 'tree', 'http', 'ere', 'ye', 'go', 'bos', 'scratch', 'head', 'say', 'earth', 'get', 'represent', 'tree', 'dirty', 'dirty', 'tree', 'dirty', 'tree', 'plus', 'dirty', 'tree', 'dat', 'make', 'bos', 'getting', 'worried', 'going', 'actually', 'hire', 'guy', 'say', 'right', 'last', 'question', 'rule', 'represent', 'number', 'man', 'stare', 'space', 'pick', 'picture', 'make', 'little', 'mark', 'base', 'tree', 'http', 'say', 'ere', 'ye', 'go', 'one', 'hundred', 'bos', 'look', 'attempt', 'say', 'must', 'nut', 'think', 'represents', 'hundred', 'man', 'lean', 'forward', 'point', 'mark', 'base', 'tree', 'whisper', 'little', 'dog', 'came', 'along', 'pooped', 'tree', 'got', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'make', 'one', 'hundred', 'irishman', 'new', 'edit', 'everyone', 'poking', 'fun', 'last', 'line', 'happy']","['irishman', 'walk', 'job', 'interview']","['irishman', 'want', 'job', 'bos', 'wo', 'hire', 'pass', 'little', 'math', 'test', 'first', 'question', 'bos', 'said', 'without', 'using', 'number', 'represent', 'number', 'without', 'number', 'man', 'say', 'dat', 'easy', 'proceeds', 'draw', 'three', 'tree', 'http', 'bos', 'asks', 'tree', 'tree', 'plus', 'tree', 'make', 'say', 'man', 'fair', 'enough', 'say', 'bos', 'second', 'question', 'use', 'rule', 'time', 'number', 'man', 'stare', 'space', 'pick', 'picture', 'drawn', 'make', 'smudge', 'tree', 'http', 'ere', 'ye', 'go', 'bos', 'scratch', 'head', 'say', 'earth', 'get', 'represent', 'tree', 'dirty', 'dirty', 'tree', 'dirty', 'tree', 'plus', 'dirty', 'tree', 'dat', 'make', 'bos', 'getting', 'worried', 'going', 'actually', 'hire', 'guy', 'say', 'right', 'last', 'question', 'rule', 'represent', 'number', 'man', 'stare', 'space', 'pick', 'picture', 'make', 'little', 'mark', 'base', 'tree', 'http', 'say', 'ere', 'ye', 'go', 'one', 'hundred', 'bos', 'look', 'attempt', 'say', 'must', 'nut', 'think', 'represents', 'hundred', 'man', 'lean', 'forward', 'point', 'mark', 'base', 'tree', 'whisper', 'little', 'dog', 'came', 'along', 'pooped', 'tree', 'got', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'dirty', 'tree', 'turd', 'make', 'one', 'hundred', 'irishman', 'new', 'edit', 'everyone', 'poking', 'fun', 'last', 'line', 'happy', 'irishman', 'walk', 'job', 'interview']",160
+Envelope!,3xnyv7,5806,What starts with “E” and has only one letter in it?,['envelope'],"['start', 'e', 'one', 'letter']","['envelope', 'start', 'e', 'one', 'letter']",5
+"And says ""ladies, is anything ok?""",3g8snq,5801,A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining,"['say', 'lady', 'anything', 'ok']","['waiter', 'walk', 'table', 'full', 'jewish', 'woman', 'dining']","['say', 'lady', 'anything', 'ok', 'waiter', 'walk', 'table', 'full', 'jewish', 'woman', 'dining']",11
+"It stared raining and one of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and puts it over her cigarette so it won't get wet. The other lady thinks this is a great idea so she decides to head to the store to buy some condoms. 
+When she gets there she goes to the counter and asks the cashier for a pack of condoms. He looks at her in disgust as he can't believe someone of her age would be having sex. He asks what kind she would like anyways as he doesn't want to lose his job. 
+She replys ""honey, it doesn't matter what kind as long as it fits a camel""",33dehm,5800,Two elderly ladies are smoking outside...,"['stared', 'raining', 'one', 'lady', 'pull', 'condom', 'cut', 'end', 'put', 'cigarette', 'wo', 'get', 'wet', 'lady', 'think', 'great', 'idea', 'decides', 'head', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'get', 'go', 'counter', 'asks', 'cashier', 'pack', 'condom', 'look', 'disgust', 'ca', 'believe', 'someone', 'age', 'would', 'sex', 'asks', 'kind', 'would', 'like', 'anyways', 'want', 'lose', 'job', 'reply', 'honey', 'matter', 'kind', 'long', 'fit', 'camel']","['two', 'elderly', 'lady', 'smoking', 'outside']","['stared', 'raining', 'one', 'lady', 'pull', 'condom', 'cut', 'end', 'put', 'cigarette', 'wo', 'get', 'wet', 'lady', 'think', 'great', 'idea', 'decides', 'head', 'store', 'buy', 'condom', 'get', 'go', 'counter', 'asks', 'cashier', 'pack', 'condom', 'look', 'disgust', 'ca', 'believe', 'someone', 'age', 'would', 'sex', 'asks', 'kind', 'would', 'like', 'anyways', 'want', 'lose', 'job', 'reply', 'honey', 'matter', 'kind', 'long', 'fit', 'camel', 'two', 'elderly', 'lady', 'smoking', 'outside']",57
+osMoses,3qv6bj,5794,Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?,['osmoses'],"['led', 'jew', 'across', 'membrane']","['osmoses', 'led', 'jew', 'across', 'membrane']",5
+"""Can't complain"", he said.",4ac2wf,5786,I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea,"['ca', 'complain', 'said']","['asked', 'north', 'korean', 'friend', 'life', 'like', 'north', 'korea']","['ca', 'complain', 'said', 'asked', 'north', 'korean', 'friend', 'life', 'like', 'north', 'korea']",11
+None. He fell.,4qpfsl,5783,How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?,"['none', 'fell']","['many', 'cop', 'take', 'push', 'black', 'man', 'stair']","['none', 'fell', 'many', 'cop', 'take', 'push', 'black', 'man', 'stair']",9
+"Because fuck u 
+
+that's why",2b83sp,5781,"Why did America remove the ""u"" from ""colour""?","['fuck', 'u']","['america', 'remove', 'u', 'colour']","['fuck', 'u', 'america', 'remove', 'u', 'colour']",6
+"My mom answered ""Who?""
+
+""Your daughter""
+
+courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago 
+
+",2wr12h,5775,"My little sister made a face at my mom and said ""Guess who I am?""","['mom', 'answered', 'daughter', 'courtesy', 'year', 'old', 'sister', 'minute', 'ago']","['little', 'sister', 'made', 'face', 'mom', 'said', 'guess']","['mom', 'answered', 'daughter', 'courtesy', 'year', 'old', 'sister', 'minute', 'ago', 'little', 'sister', 'made', 'face', 'mom', 'said', 'guess']",16
+"Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.
+
+""Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!""
+
+The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.
+
+""You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!""
+
+The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state,forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.
+
+""WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!""
+
+The wife runs to the fri-
+
+""CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS!""
+
+At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do. 
+
+She gasps ""What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.""
+
+The husband simply smiles, remarks ""I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car"", and leaves.
+
+",2e32t0,5766,A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in…,"['immediately', 'see', 'egg', 'gasp', 'horror', 'careful', 'careful', 'put', 'butter', 'oh', 'gosh', 'wife', 'startled', 'husband', 'violent', 'reaction', 'dash', 'fridge', 'get', 'butter', 'cooking', 'many', 'many', 'turn', 'turn', 'wife', 'concerned', 'status', 'husband', 'mental', 'state', 'forgets', 'butter', 'go', 'running', 'egg', 'need', 'butter', 'crazy', 'going', 'get', 'butter', 'going', 'stick', 'hurry', 'wife', 'run', 'careful', 'egg', 'careful', 'never', 'listen', 'cooking', 'never', 'turn', 'quickly', 'oh', 'quickly', 'know', 'cook', 'insane', 'turn', 'damn', 'egg', 'point', 'wife', 'start', 'cry', 'since', 'idea', 'gasp', 'wrong', 'know', 'cook', 'egg', 'husband', 'simply', 'smile', 'remark', 'wanted', 'show', 'feel', 'like', 'driving', 'car', 'leaf']","['woman', 'cooking', 'egg', 'kitchen', 'husband', 'come', 'running']","['immediately', 'see', 'egg', 'gasp', 'horror', 'careful', 'careful', 'put', 'butter', 'oh', 'gosh', 'wife', 'startled', 'husband', 'violent', 'reaction', 'dash', 'fridge', 'get', 'butter', 'cooking', 'many', 'many', 'turn', 'turn', 'wife', 'concerned', 'status', 'husband', 'mental', 'state', 'forgets', 'butter', 'go', 'running', 'egg', 'need', 'butter', 'crazy', 'going', 'get', 'butter', 'going', 'stick', 'hurry', 'wife', 'run', 'careful', 'egg', 'careful', 'never', 'listen', 'cooking', 'never', 'turn', 'quickly', 'oh', 'quickly', 'know', 'cook', 'insane', 'turn', 'damn', 'egg', 'point', 'wife', 'start', 'cry', 'since', 'idea', 'gasp', 'wrong', 'know', 'cook', 'egg', 'husband', 'simply', 'smile', 'remark', 'wanted', 'show', 'feel', 'like', 'driving', 'car', 'leaf', 'woman', 'cooking', 'egg', 'kitchen', 'husband', 'come', 'running']",93
+I'm taking steps to avoid them.,36m1a3,5764,I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.,"['taking', 'step', 'avoid']","['recently', 'developed', 'severe', 'phobia', 'elevator']","['taking', 'step', 'avoid', 'recently', 'developed', 'severe', 'phobia', 'elevator']",8
+He should've watched the trailer.,4s6igx,5762,Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie.,"['watched', 'trailer']","['shame', 'tesla', 'driver', 'crashed', 'watching', 'movie']","['watched', 'trailer', 'shame', 'tesla', 'driver', 'crashed', 'watching', 'movie']",8
+"I said, is that a fret?",4i439i,5736,Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar....,"['said', 'fret']","['bloke', 'told', 'gon', 'na', 'smack', 'neck', 'guitar']","['said', 'fret', 'bloke', 'told', 'gon', 'na', 'smack', 'neck', 'guitar']",9
+"A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. 
+
+A cop pulled up and said, ""I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk."" 
+
+The wasted man asked, ""Officer, are you absolutely sure I'm drunk?"" 
+
+""Yeah buddy, I'm sure,"" said the cop, ""Let's go."" 
+
+Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, ""Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled.""",2yc978,5729,are you sure I'm drunk?,"['completely', 'inebriated', 'man', 'stumbling', 'street', 'one', 'foot', 'curb', 'one', 'foot', 'gutter', 'cop', 'pulled', 'said', 'got', 'take', 'pal', 'obviously', 'drunk', 'wasted', 'man', 'asked', 'officer', 'absolutely', 'sure', 'drunk', 'yeah', 'buddy', 'sure', 'said', 'cop', 'let', 'go', 'breathing', 'sigh', 'relief', 'wino', 'said', 'thank', 'goodness', 'thought', 'crippled']","['sure', 'drunk']","['completely', 'inebriated', 'man', 'stumbling', 'street', 'one', 'foot', 'curb', 'one', 'foot', 'gutter', 'cop', 'pulled', 'said', 'got', 'take', 'pal', 'obviously', 'drunk', 'wasted', 'man', 'asked', 'officer', 'absolutely', 'sure', 'drunk', 'yeah', 'buddy', 'sure', 'said', 'cop', 'let', 'go', 'breathing', 'sigh', 'relief', 'wino', 'said', 'thank', 'goodness', 'thought', 'crippled', 'sure', 'drunk']",44
+"They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?""",39x3hz,5724,Two condoms are walking down the street...,"['pas', 'gay', 'bar', 'one', 'condom', 'say', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'get']","['two', 'condom', 'walking', 'street']","['pas', 'gay', 'bar', 'one', 'condom', 'say', 'hey', 'wan', 'na', 'get', 'two', 'condom', 'walking', 'street']",14
+"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her.  
+  
+I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September.",3s9xb3,5722,My girlfriend of 5 years asked me...,"['girlfriend', 'year', 'asked', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'someone', 'said', 'back', 'sound', 'much', 'better', 'saying', 'september']","['girlfriend', 'year', 'asked']","['girlfriend', 'year', 'asked', 'last', 'time', 'sex', 'someone', 'said', 'back', 'sound', 'much', 'better', 'saying', 'september', 'girlfriend', 'year', 'asked']",17
+"A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, 
+""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.""
+
+The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'
+
+The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.""
+
+The next day grandpa died. 
+The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
+
+A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, 
+""God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.""
+
+The next day the grandmother died.
+
+""Holy crap"" thought the father, ""this kid is in contact with the other side.""
+
+Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, ""God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.""
+
+He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. 
+
+He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. 
+He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
+
+When he got home his wife said, 
+""I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?""
+
+He said, ""I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.""
+
+She said, ""You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting..",3ylom3,5721,A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed....,"['father', 'put', 'old', 'daughter', 'bed', 'told', 'story', 'listened', 'prayer', 'ended', 'saying', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'god', 'bless', 'daddy', 'god', 'bless', 'grandma', 'grandpa', 'father', 'asked', 'say', 'grandpa', 'little', 'girl', 'said', 'know', 'daddy', 'seemed', 'like', 'thing', 'next', 'day', 'grandpa', 'died', 'father', 'thought', 'strange', 'coincidence', 'month', 'later', 'father', 'put', 'girl', 'bed', 'listened', 'prayer', 'went', 'like', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'god', 'bless', 'daddy', 'grandma', 'next', 'day', 'grandmother', 'died', 'holy', 'crap', 'thought', 'father', 'kid', 'contact', 'side', 'several', 'week', 'later', 'girl', 'going', 'bed', 'dad', 'heard', 'say', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'daddy', 'practically', 'went', 'shock', 'could', 'sleep', 'night', 'got', 'crack', 'dawn', 'go', 'office', 'nervous', 'cat', 'day', 'lunch', 'watched', 'clock', 'figured', 'could', 'get', 'midnight', 'would', 'okay', 'felt', 'safe', 'office', 'instead', 'going', 'home', 'end', 'day', 'stayed', 'drinking', 'coffee', 'looking', 'watch', 'jumping', 'every', 'sound', 'finally', 'midnight', 'arrived', 'breathed', 'sigh', 'relief', 'went', 'home', 'got', 'home', 'wife', 'said', 'never', 'seen', 'work', 'late', 'matter', 'said', 'want', 'talk', 'spent', 'worst', 'day', 'life', 'said', 'think', 'bad', 'day', 'never', 'believe', 'happened', 'morning', 'bos', 'died', 'middle', 'meeting']","['father', 'put', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'bed']","['father', 'put', 'old', 'daughter', 'bed', 'told', 'story', 'listened', 'prayer', 'ended', 'saying', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'god', 'bless', 'daddy', 'god', 'bless', 'grandma', 'grandpa', 'father', 'asked', 'say', 'grandpa', 'little', 'girl', 'said', 'know', 'daddy', 'seemed', 'like', 'thing', 'next', 'day', 'grandpa', 'died', 'father', 'thought', 'strange', 'coincidence', 'month', 'later', 'father', 'put', 'girl', 'bed', 'listened', 'prayer', 'went', 'like', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'god', 'bless', 'daddy', 'grandma', 'next', 'day', 'grandmother', 'died', 'holy', 'crap', 'thought', 'father', 'kid', 'contact', 'side', 'several', 'week', 'later', 'girl', 'going', 'bed', 'dad', 'heard', 'say', 'god', 'bless', 'mommy', 'daddy', 'practically', 'went', 'shock', 'could', 'sleep', 'night', 'got', 'crack', 'dawn', 'go', 'office', 'nervous', 'cat', 'day', 'lunch', 'watched', 'clock', 'figured', 'could', 'get', 'midnight', 'would', 'okay', 'felt', 'safe', 'office', 'instead', 'going', 'home', 'end', 'day', 'stayed', 'drinking', 'coffee', 'looking', 'watch', 'jumping', 'every', 'sound', 'finally', 'midnight', 'arrived', 'breathed', 'sigh', 'relief', 'went', 'home', 'got', 'home', 'wife', 'said', 'never', 'seen', 'work', 'late', 'matter', 'said', 'want', 'talk', 'spent', 'worst', 'day', 'life', 'said', 'think', 'bad', 'day', 'never', 'believe', 'happened', 'morning', 'bos', 'died', 'middle', 'meeting', 'father', 'put', 'year', 'old', 'daughter', 'bed']",163
+"A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. 
+
+She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. 
+
+On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. 
+As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, ""I hope you 
+don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?""
+
+""About 35,"" was the reply. 
+
+""I'm actually 47,"" the woman said, feeling really happy. 
+
+After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order 
+taker the same question. He replied, ""Oh, you look about 29."" 
+
+""I am actually 47!"" she said, feeling really good. 
+
+While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. 
+He replied, ""I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I 
+was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my 
+hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.""
+
+There was no one around, so the woman said, ""What the hell?"" and let 
+him slip his hand up her skirt.
+
+After feeling around for a while, the old man said, ""OK, You are 47.""
+
+Stunned, the woman said, ""That was brilliant! How did you do that?"" 
+
+The old man replied, ""I was behind you in line at McDonalds.""",2dvyr7,5721,How old do you think I am?,"['woman', 'decided', 'face', 'lift', 'birthday', 'spent', 'felt', 'really', 'good', 'result', 'way', 'home', 'stopped', 'dress', 'shop', 'look', 'around', 'leaving', 'said', 'sale', 'clerk', 'hope', 'mind', 'asking', 'old', 'think', 'reply', 'actually', 'woman', 'said', 'feeling', 'really', 'happy', 'went', 'mcdonalds', 'lunch', 'asked', 'order', 'taker', 'question', 'replied', 'oh', 'look', 'actually', 'said', 'feeling', 'really', 'good', 'standing', 'bus', 'stop', 'asked', 'old', 'man', 'question', 'replied', 'year', 'old', 'eyesight', 'going', 'young', 'sure', 'way', 'telling', 'woman', 'age', 'put', 'hand', 'skirt', 'able', 'tell', 'exact', 'age', 'one', 'around', 'woman', 'said', 'hell', 'let', 'slip', 'hand', 'skirt', 'feeling', 'around', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'ok', 'stunned', 'woman', 'said', 'brilliant', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'behind', 'line', 'mcdonalds']","['old', 'think']","['woman', 'decided', 'face', 'lift', 'birthday', 'spent', 'felt', 'really', 'good', 'result', 'way', 'home', 'stopped', 'dress', 'shop', 'look', 'around', 'leaving', 'said', 'sale', 'clerk', 'hope', 'mind', 'asking', 'old', 'think', 'reply', 'actually', 'woman', 'said', 'feeling', 'really', 'happy', 'went', 'mcdonalds', 'lunch', 'asked', 'order', 'taker', 'question', 'replied', 'oh', 'look', 'actually', 'said', 'feeling', 'really', 'good', 'standing', 'bus', 'stop', 'asked', 'old', 'man', 'question', 'replied', 'year', 'old', 'eyesight', 'going', 'young', 'sure', 'way', 'telling', 'woman', 'age', 'put', 'hand', 'skirt', 'able', 'tell', 'exact', 'age', 'one', 'around', 'woman', 'said', 'hell', 'let', 'slip', 'hand', 'skirt', 'feeling', 'around', 'old', 'man', 'said', 'ok', 'stunned', 'woman', 'said', 'brilliant', 'old', 'man', 'replied', 'behind', 'line', 'mcdonalds', 'old', 'think']",100
+It's a perfect 5/7.,40o86h,5712,Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?,['perfect'],"['empire', 'strike', 'back', 'best', 'star', 'war', 'movie']","['perfect', 'empire', 'strike', 'back', 'best', 'star', 'war', 'movie']",8
+"I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought ""that's mine"" 
+
+Then I realized mine is at home, polishing my shoes",4jyfbi,5711,I'm not racist but..,"['saw', 'black', 'guy', 'running', 'street', 'tv', 'thought', 'mine', 'realized', 'mine', 'home', 'polishing', 'shoe']",['racist'],"['saw', 'black', 'guy', 'running', 'street', 'tv', 'thought', 'mine', 'realized', 'mine', 'home', 'polishing', 'shoe', 'racist']",14
+"If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts.",2s29js,5711,What did one saggy boob say to the other?,"['get', 'support', 'soon', 'people', 'think', 'nut']","['one', 'saggy', 'boob', 'say']","['get', 'support', 'soon', 'people', 'think', 'nut', 'one', 'saggy', 'boob', 'say']",10
+"He said, ""I was a brick layer for 20 years and no one called me 'Randy the brick layer.' 
+
+Then I farmed for 25 year and no one called me 'Randy the farmer.'
+
+But you fuck just one goat.",4gh7q0,5698,My great Grandpa Randy was a brick layer...,"['said', 'brick', 'layer', 'year', 'one', 'called', 'brick', 'layer', 'farmed', 'year', 'one', 'called', 'farmer', 'fuck', 'one', 'goat']","['great', 'grandpa', 'randy', 'brick', 'layer']","['said', 'brick', 'layer', 'year', 'one', 'called', 'brick', 'layer', 'farmed', 'year', 'one', 'called', 'farmer', 'fuck', 'one', 'goat', 'great', 'grandpa', 'randy', 'brick', 'layer']",21
+You have my word,2z80l6,5687,"Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you...",['word'],"['whoever', 'stole', 'microsoft', 'office', 'coming']","['word', 'whoever', 'stole', 'microsoft', 'office', 'coming']",6
+"Booze 
+",4kz00g,5686,What's a comedians least favorite drink?,['booze'],"['comedian', 'least', 'favorite', 'drink']","['booze', 'comedian', 'least', 'favorite', 'drink']",5
+"3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire amongst them.
+
+The strongest one started 1st,
+
+""watch this,"" He said as he flies so fast, about 100 miles/hour.
+After only 10 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth.
+""what happened?"" they asked.
+""did you see that house over there?""
+""yes?""
+""well.. I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!""
+""wow!? fascinating, as expected from the strongest vampire""
+
+Then the eldest one takes the next turn
+""watch and learn,"" he said as he flies even faster, about 120 miles/hour.
+After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck.
+""what happened??"" they asked.
+""did you see that village over there?""
+""ye..yes?""
+""well.. I killed every last person on that village and sucked the blood dry!""
+""wow!? magnificent! truly amazing, we can expect no less from the eldest one!""
+
+Finally the last turn belongs to the fastest one,
+""don't blink or you'll miss it"" he said as he flies really fast, even faster than the other two, about 140 miles/hour.
+After only a mere 30 seconds, he comes back with blood all over his mouth, his neck, and his nose.
+""wh..what happened???"" they asked.
+""did you see that big ass tree over there?""
+""ye..yes?!""
+""well.. I didn't""",2qph5b,5685,One of the funniest vampire jokes,"['vampire', 'competition', 'prove', 'vicious', 'vampire', 'amongst', 'strongest', 'one', 'started', 'watch', 'said', 'fly', 'fast', 'minute', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'house', 'yes', 'well', 'killed', 'entire', 'family', 'sucked', 'blood', 'dry', 'wow', 'fascinating', 'expected', 'strongest', 'vampire', 'eldest', 'one', 'take', 'next', 'turn', 'watch', 'learn', 'said', 'fly', 'even', 'faster', 'minute', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'neck', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'village', 'ye', 'yes', 'well', 'killed', 'every', 'last', 'person', 'village', 'sucked', 'blood', 'dry', 'wow', 'magnificent', 'truly', 'amazing', 'expect', 'le', 'eldest', 'one', 'finally', 'last', 'turn', 'belongs', 'fastest', 'one', 'blink', 'miss', 'said', 'fly', 'really', 'fast', 'even', 'faster', 'two', 'mere', 'second', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'neck', 'nose', 'wh', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'big', 'as', 'tree', 'ye', 'yes', 'well']","['one', 'funniest', 'vampire', 'joke']","['vampire', 'competition', 'prove', 'vicious', 'vampire', 'amongst', 'strongest', 'one', 'started', 'watch', 'said', 'fly', 'fast', 'minute', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'house', 'yes', 'well', 'killed', 'entire', 'family', 'sucked', 'blood', 'dry', 'wow', 'fascinating', 'expected', 'strongest', 'vampire', 'eldest', 'one', 'take', 'next', 'turn', 'watch', 'learn', 'said', 'fly', 'even', 'faster', 'minute', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'neck', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'village', 'ye', 'yes', 'well', 'killed', 'every', 'last', 'person', 'village', 'sucked', 'blood', 'dry', 'wow', 'magnificent', 'truly', 'amazing', 'expect', 'le', 'eldest', 'one', 'finally', 'last', 'turn', 'belongs', 'fastest', 'one', 'blink', 'miss', 'said', 'fly', 'really', 'fast', 'even', 'faster', 'two', 'mere', 'second', 'come', 'back', 'blood', 'mouth', 'neck', 'nose', 'wh', 'happened', 'asked', 'see', 'big', 'as', 'tree', 'ye', 'yes', 'well', 'one', 'funniest', 'vampire', 'joke']",112
+"The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
+
+""Well,"" he said, ""I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's ""the"" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.""
+
+The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
+
+Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parent's. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. 
+
+The girl leans over and says, ""You never told me that you were such a religious person."" He leans over to her and whispers, ""You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.""
+
+Edit: My second consecutive post to hit over 1000 upvotes! Thanks everyone. I'm so happy right now! 
+
+Edit 2: 3000+!!!!!!!!!!!",3gjaif,5682,A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.,"['pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist', 'edit', 'second', 'consecutive', 'post', 'hit', 'upvotes', 'thanks', 'everyone', 'happy', 'right', 'edit']","['young', 'man', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'condom']","['pharmacist', 'say', 'condom', 'come', 'pack', 'asks', 'young', 'man', 'want', 'well', 'said', 'seeing', 'girl', 'really', 'hot', 'want', 'condom', 'think', 'tonight', 'night', 'dinner', 'parent', 'going', 'got', 'feeling', 'gon', 'na', 'get', 'lucky', 'want', 'time', 'better', 'give', 'pack', 'young', 'man', 'make', 'purchase', 'leaf', 'later', 'evening', 'sits', 'dinner', 'girlfriend', 'parent', 'asks', 'might', 'give', 'blessing', 'agree', 'begin', 'prayer', 'continues', 'praying', 'several', 'minute', 'girl', 'lean', 'say', 'never', 'told', 'religious', 'person', 'lean', 'whisper', 'never', 'told', 'father', 'pharmacist', 'edit', 'second', 'consecutive', 'post', 'hit', 'upvotes', 'thanks', 'everyone', 'happy', 'right', 'edit', 'young', 'man', 'go', 'drugstore', 'buy', 'condom']",86
+"When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? 
+
+When it is intercepted by a plane.",2yqi0y,5673,Worst Geometry Joke I Know,"['pentagon', 'side', 'intercepted', 'plane']","['worst', 'geometry', 'joke', 'know']","['pentagon', 'side', 'intercepted', 'plane', 'worst', 'geometry', 'joke', 'know']",8
+So he can fit in his spaceship.,3ys65r,5670,What's E.T. short for?,"['fit', 'spaceship']",['short'],"['fit', 'spaceship', 'short']",3
+Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think,2mhauz,5666,I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts,"['keyboard', 'manufacturing', 'easy', 'think']","['fired', 'work', 'putting', 'many', 'shift']","['keyboard', 'manufacturing', 'easy', 'think', 'fired', 'work', 'putting', 'many', 'shift']",9
+"The Camelot. 
+
+PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
+
+Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.",3pun9a,5659,Where would you park your camel?,"['camelot', 'p', 'booze', 'helped', 'laughing', 'alone', 'apartment', 'edit', 'went', 'class', 'came', 'back', 'saw', 'cat', 'thoroughly', 'pleased']","['would', 'park', 'camel']","['camelot', 'p', 'booze', 'helped', 'laughing', 'alone', 'apartment', 'edit', 'went', 'class', 'came', 'back', 'saw', 'cat', 'thoroughly', 'pleased', 'would', 'park', 'camel']",19
+"She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.",2gnsoy,5646,My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.,"['think', 'following', 'even', 'stalking', 'worried', 'may', 'obsessed', 'time', 'hears', 'noise', 'house', 'purified', 'oh', 'wait', 'petrified', 'sorry', 'easy', 'reading', 'diary', 'binoculars', 'tree']","['attractive', 'female', 'neighbor', 'completely', 'paranoid']","['think', 'following', 'even', 'stalking', 'worried', 'may', 'obsessed', 'time', 'hears', 'noise', 'house', 'purified', 'oh', 'wait', 'petrified', 'sorry', 'easy', 'reading', 'diary', 'binoculars', 'tree', 'attractive', 'female', 'neighbor', 'completely', 'paranoid']",26
+"None, because they can't climb the ladder.
+
+*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*",2zwm28,5644,How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?,"['none', 'ca', 'climb', 'ladder', 'edit', 'joke', 'friend', 'ca', 'credit', 'since', 'know', 'account', 'name']","['many', 'mcdonalds', 'worker', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']","['none', 'ca', 'climb', 'ladder', 'edit', 'joke', 'friend', 'ca', 'credit', 'since', 'know', 'account', 'name', 'many', 'mcdonalds', 'worker', 'take', 'change', 'lightbulb']",19
+The pot was calling the cattle back,4jq69b,5639,Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field?,"['pot', 'calling', 'cattle', 'back']","['cow', 'come', 'back', 'marijuana', 'field']","['pot', 'calling', 'cattle', 'back', 'cow', 'come', 'back', 'marijuana', 'field']",9
+"
+So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ""Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?""
+
+He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
+
+So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
+
+This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.",2uvhny,5634,Parking Tickets,"['day', 'went', 'supermarket', 'literally', 'minute', 'came', 'motorcycle', 'cop', 'writing', 'parking', 'ticket', 'went', 'said', 'come', 'buddy', 'giving', 'guy', 'break', 'ignored', 'continued', 'writing', 'ticket', 'called', 'nazi', 'lover', 'glared', 'started', 'writing', 'another', 'ticket', 'worn', 'tire', 'asked', 'psychiatrist', 'make', 'lie', 'face', 'couch', 'cause', 'ugly', 'finished', 'second', 'ticket', 'put', 'windshield', 'first', 'started', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'went', 'minute', 'insulted', 'ticket', 'wrote', 'care', 'car', 'parked', 'around', 'corner']","['parking', 'ticket']","['day', 'went', 'supermarket', 'literally', 'minute', 'came', 'motorcycle', 'cop', 'writing', 'parking', 'ticket', 'went', 'said', 'come', 'buddy', 'giving', 'guy', 'break', 'ignored', 'continued', 'writing', 'ticket', 'called', 'nazi', 'lover', 'glared', 'started', 'writing', 'another', 'ticket', 'worn', 'tire', 'asked', 'psychiatrist', 'make', 'lie', 'face', 'couch', 'cause', 'ugly', 'finished', 'second', 'ticket', 'put', 'windshield', 'first', 'started', 'writing', 'third', 'ticket', 'went', 'minute', 'insulted', 'ticket', 'wrote', 'care', 'car', 'parked', 'around', 'corner', 'parking', 'ticket']",62
+I thought he didn't care about the 1%,440nu1,5631,Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?,"['thought', 'care']","['bernie', 'sander', 'challenging', 'v', 'loss', 'iowa']","['thought', 'care', 'bernie', 'sander', 'challenging', 'v', 'loss', 'iowa']",8
+My family takes monopoly way too seriously.,3tlwcy,5630,I almost got raped in jail ...,"['family', 'take', 'monopoly', 'way', 'seriously']","['almost', 'got', 'raped', 'jail']","['family', 'take', 'monopoly', 'way', 'seriously', 'almost', 'got', 'raped', 'jail']",9
+What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.,42uw0i,5626,I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...,"['shit', 'way', 'start', 'game', 'scrabble']","['given', 'mdma', 'lsd', 'tonight']","['shit', 'way', 'start', 'game', 'scrabble', 'given', 'mdma', 'lsd', 'tonight']",9
+"In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. 
+
+Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
+
+ So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. 
+
+About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, ""How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, ""Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we are friends.""",3q5izp,5620,A girl with tight skirt tries to get on a bus....,"['crowded', 'city', 'busy', 'bus', 'stop', 'woman', 'waiting', 'bus', 'wearing', 'tight', 'leather', 'skirt', 'bus', 'stopped', 'turn', 'get', 'became', 'aware', 'skirt', 'tight', 'allow', 'leg', 'come', 'height', 'first', 'step', 'bus', 'slightly', 'embarrassed', 'quick', 'smile', 'bus', 'driver', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'skirt', 'little', 'thinking', 'would', 'give', 'enough', 'slack', 'raise', 'leg', 'tried', 'make', 'step', 'discover', 'still', 'could', 'little', 'embarrassed', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'skirt', 'little', 'second', 'time', 'attempted', 'step', 'much', 'chagrin', 'could', 'raise', 'leg', 'little', 'smile', 'driver', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'little', 'unable', 'make', 'step', 'time', 'large', 'texan', 'standing', 'behind', 'picked', 'easily', 'waist', 'placed', 'gently', 'step', 'bus', 'went', 'ballistic', 'turned', 'samaritan', 'screeched', 'dare', 'touch', 'body', 'even', 'know', 'texan', 'smiled', 'drawled', 'well', 'normally', 'would', 'agree', 'unzipped', 'fly', 'three', 'time', 'kinda', 'figured', 'friend']","['girl', 'tight', 'skirt', 'try', 'get', 'bus']","['crowded', 'city', 'busy', 'bus', 'stop', 'woman', 'waiting', 'bus', 'wearing', 'tight', 'leather', 'skirt', 'bus', 'stopped', 'turn', 'get', 'became', 'aware', 'skirt', 'tight', 'allow', 'leg', 'come', 'height', 'first', 'step', 'bus', 'slightly', 'embarrassed', 'quick', 'smile', 'bus', 'driver', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'skirt', 'little', 'thinking', 'would', 'give', 'enough', 'slack', 'raise', 'leg', 'tried', 'make', 'step', 'discover', 'still', 'could', 'little', 'embarrassed', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'skirt', 'little', 'second', 'time', 'attempted', 'step', 'much', 'chagrin', 'could', 'raise', 'leg', 'little', 'smile', 'driver', 'reached', 'behind', 'unzip', 'little', 'unable', 'make', 'step', 'time', 'large', 'texan', 'standing', 'behind', 'picked', 'easily', 'waist', 'placed', 'gently', 'step', 'bus', 'went', 'ballistic', 'turned', 'samaritan', 'screeched', 'dare', 'touch', 'body', 'even', 'know', 'texan', 'smiled', 'drawled', 'well', 'normally', 'would', 'agree', 'unzipped', 'fly', 'three', 'time', 'kinda', 'figured', 'friend', 'girl', 'tight', 'skirt', 'try', 'get', 'bus']",119
+"
+A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. 
+
+ A hospital spokesman replied: ""Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"" ",3qf8d7,5612,Sex after Surgery,"['recent', 'article', 'dominion', 'post', 'reported', 'woman', 'sued', 'wellington', 'hospital', 'saying', 'husband', 'surgery', 'lost', 'interest', 'sex', 'hospital', 'spokesman', 'replied', 'husband', 'admitted', 'cataract', 'surgery', 'correct', 'eyesight']","['sex', 'surgery']","['recent', 'article', 'dominion', 'post', 'reported', 'woman', 'sued', 'wellington', 'hospital', 'saying', 'husband', 'surgery', 'lost', 'interest', 'sex', 'hospital', 'spokesman', 'replied', 'husband', 'admitted', 'cataract', 'surgery', 'correct', 'eyesight', 'sex', 'surgery']",26
+"A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says ""I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke."" So the guy says ""A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says ""I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."" So the guy says ""A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says ""I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke."" So the guy says ""What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."" So the bartender gives him a free beer."" So the bartender gives him a free beer."" So the bartender gives him a free beer.",2q7fb1,5610,Multi-level Meta Joke,"['guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'meta', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'meta', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'good', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'see', 'spaceman', 'park', 'man', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer']","['meta', 'joke']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'meta', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'meta', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar', 'asks', 'bartender', 'free', 'drink', 'bartender', 'say', 'give', 'free', 'drink', 'tell', 'good', 'joke', 'guy', 'say', 'see', 'spaceman', 'park', 'man', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'bartender', 'give', 'free', 'beer', 'meta', 'joke']",69
+The police are pretty upset about it.,3twii6,5582,I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old,"['police', 'pretty', 'upset']",['body'],"['police', 'pretty', 'upset', 'body']",4
+"I guess that's why they call me handsome...
+
+Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it",2zh60j,5573,When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom,"['guess', 'call', 'handsome', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'everyone', 'hating', 'joke', 'suck']","['people', 'sex', 'called', 'twosome', 'people', 'called', 'threesom']","['guess', 'call', 'handsome', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'everyone', 'hating', 'joke', 'suck', 'people', 'sex', 'called', 'twosome', 'people', 'called', 'threesom']",17
+"He tells the mechanic, ""hey, I just brought in my car last week, and since you guys worked on it, it's leaking oil all over my garage."" The mechanic says, ""my apologies father, we'll make sure we get it right this time, come back tomorrow, and we'll have it tip-top for you."" The priest returns the following day, and he says, ""well, how is it?"" The mechanic says, ""we found the issue. it was a loose oil filter, and it won't be leaking again because I screwed it in tighter than a nun's cunt."" Solemnly, the priest looks the mechanic dead in the eye, and says, ""better give it another quarter turn.""",47p2uo,5570,A priest goes to the mechanic,"['tell', 'mechanic', 'hey', 'brought', 'car', 'last', 'week', 'since', 'guy', 'worked', 'leaking', 'oil', 'garage', 'mechanic', 'say', 'apology', 'father', 'make', 'sure', 'get', 'right', 'time', 'come', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'priest', 'return', 'following', 'day', 'say', 'well', 'mechanic', 'say', 'found', 'issue', 'loose', 'oil', 'filter', 'wo', 'leaking', 'screwed', 'tighter', 'nun', 'cunt', 'solemnly', 'priest', 'look', 'mechanic', 'dead', 'eye', 'say', 'better', 'give', 'another', 'quarter', 'turn']","['priest', 'go', 'mechanic']","['tell', 'mechanic', 'hey', 'brought', 'car', 'last', 'week', 'since', 'guy', 'worked', 'leaking', 'oil', 'garage', 'mechanic', 'say', 'apology', 'father', 'make', 'sure', 'get', 'right', 'time', 'come', 'back', 'tomorrow', 'priest', 'return', 'following', 'day', 'say', 'well', 'mechanic', 'say', 'found', 'issue', 'loose', 'oil', 'filter', 'wo', 'leaking', 'screwed', 'tighter', 'nun', 'cunt', 'solemnly', 'priest', 'look', 'mechanic', 'dead', 'eye', 'say', 'better', 'give', 'another', 'quarter', 'turn', 'priest', 'go', 'mechanic']",59
+My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want,3boy3k,5568,My black friend asked me...,"['black', 'friend', 'asked', 'colored', 'printer', 'library', 'said', 'wtf', 'man', 'use', 'whatever', 'printer', 'want']","['black', 'friend', 'asked']","['black', 'friend', 'asked', 'colored', 'printer', 'library', 'said', 'wtf', 'man', 'use', 'whatever', 'printer', 'want', 'black', 'friend', 'asked']",16
+A piiig,32jxbt,5555,"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?""",['piiig'],"['want', 'see', 'pig', 'three', 'eye']","['piiig', 'want', 'see', 'pig', 'three', 'eye']",6
+Because tea leaves.,4py5u5,5552,Why does Britain like tea so much?,"['tea', 'leaf']","['britain', 'like', 'tea', 'much']","['tea', 'leaf', 'britain', 'like', 'tea', 'much']",6
+How mean.,33vus6,5540,My math teacher called me average...,['mean'],"['math', 'teacher', 'called', 'average']","['mean', 'math', 'teacher', 'called', 'average']",5
+I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep.,2jwffg,5523,Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch.,"['explain', 'married', 'sleep']","['tonight', 'friend', 'asked', 'could', 'crash', 'couch']","['explain', 'married', 'sleep', 'tonight', 'friend', 'asked', 'could', 'crash', 'couch']",9
+I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet. ,53davz,5522,"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side.","['told', 'would', 'pointless', 'target', 'demographic', 'ca', 'read', 'yet']","['coworker', 'told', 'pedophile', 'said', 'probably', 'van', 'said', 'free', 'candy', 'side']","['told', 'would', 'pointless', 'target', 'demographic', 'ca', 'read', 'yet', 'coworker', 'told', 'pedophile', 'said', 'probably', 'van', 'said', 'free', 'candy', 'side']",18
+"This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
+years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
+
+The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
+
+Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
+and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
+doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
+
+The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
+
+She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
+back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
+
+Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
+the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
+
+The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
+laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
+
+About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
+bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
+
+She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, ""Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
+and I didn't listen to you.
+
+""What do you mean?"" asked his wife.
+
+""Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got them all back in.",2syggy,5514,Don't fart in the bed... (favorite joke),"['story', 'couple', 'happily', 'married', 'year', 'friction', 'marriage', 'husband', 'habit', 'farting', 'loudly', 'every', 'morning', 'awoke', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'wife', 'smell', 'would', 'make', 'eye', 'water', 'make', 'gasp', 'air', 'every', 'morning', 'would', 'plead', 'stop', 'ripping', 'making', 'sick', 'told', 'could', 'stop', 'perfectly', 'natural', 'told', 'see', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'blow', 'gut', 'year', 'went', 'continued', 'rip', 'one', 'thanksgiving', 'morning', 'preparing', 'turkey', 'dinner', 'upstairs', 'sound', 'asleep', 'looked', 'bowl', 'put', 'turkey', 'innards', 'neck', 'gizzard', 'liver', 'spare', 'part', 'malicious', 'thought', 'came', 'took', 'bowl', 'went', 'upstairs', 'husband', 'sound', 'asleep', 'gently', 'pulling', 'back', 'bed', 'cover', 'pulled', 'back', 'elastic', 'waistband', 'underpants', 'emptied', 'bowl', 'turkey', 'gut', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'heard', 'husband', 'waken', 'usual', 'trumpeting', 'followed', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'sound', 'frantic', 'footstep', 'ran', 'bathroom', 'wife', 'could', 'hardly', 'control', 'rolled', 'floor', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'year', 'torture', 'reckoned', 'got', 'back', 'pretty', 'good', 'twenty', 'minute', 'later', 'husband', 'came', 'downstairs', 'bloodstained', 'underpants', 'look', 'horror', 'face', 'bit', 'lip', 'asked', 'matter', 'said', 'honey', 'right', 'year', 'warned', 'listen', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'well', 'always', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'end', 'farting', 'gut', 'today', 'finally', 'happened', 'grace', 'god', 'vaseline', 'two', 'finger', 'think', 'got', 'back']","['fart', 'bed', 'favorite', 'joke']","['story', 'couple', 'happily', 'married', 'year', 'friction', 'marriage', 'husband', 'habit', 'farting', 'loudly', 'every', 'morning', 'awoke', 'noise', 'would', 'wake', 'wife', 'smell', 'would', 'make', 'eye', 'water', 'make', 'gasp', 'air', 'every', 'morning', 'would', 'plead', 'stop', 'ripping', 'making', 'sick', 'told', 'could', 'stop', 'perfectly', 'natural', 'told', 'see', 'doctor', 'concerned', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'blow', 'gut', 'year', 'went', 'continued', 'rip', 'one', 'thanksgiving', 'morning', 'preparing', 'turkey', 'dinner', 'upstairs', 'sound', 'asleep', 'looked', 'bowl', 'put', 'turkey', 'innards', 'neck', 'gizzard', 'liver', 'spare', 'part', 'malicious', 'thought', 'came', 'took', 'bowl', 'went', 'upstairs', 'husband', 'sound', 'asleep', 'gently', 'pulling', 'back', 'bed', 'cover', 'pulled', 'back', 'elastic', 'waistband', 'underpants', 'emptied', 'bowl', 'turkey', 'gut', 'short', 'time', 'later', 'heard', 'husband', 'waken', 'usual', 'trumpeting', 'followed', 'blood', 'curdling', 'scream', 'sound', 'frantic', 'footstep', 'ran', 'bathroom', 'wife', 'could', 'hardly', 'control', 'rolled', 'floor', 'laughing', 'tear', 'eye', 'year', 'torture', 'reckoned', 'got', 'back', 'pretty', 'good', 'twenty', 'minute', 'later', 'husband', 'came', 'downstairs', 'bloodstained', 'underpants', 'look', 'horror', 'face', 'bit', 'lip', 'asked', 'matter', 'said', 'honey', 'right', 'year', 'warned', 'listen', 'mean', 'asked', 'wife', 'well', 'always', 'told', 'one', 'day', 'would', 'end', 'farting', 'gut', 'today', 'finally', 'happened', 'grace', 'god', 'vaseline', 'two', 'finger', 'think', 'got', 'back', 'fart', 'bed', 'favorite', 'joke']",176
+"She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
+She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him.
+He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
+She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye.
+""What's the matter, dear?"" she whispers as she steps into the room.... ""Why are you down here at this time of night!?""
+The husband looks up from his drink, ""It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.""
+She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
+The husband continues, ""Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15,"" he said solemnly.
+Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. ""Yes, I do"" she replies.
+The husband pauses....... The words were not coming easily.
+""Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?""
+""Yes, I remember"" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
+The husband continued. ""Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?""
+""I remember that, too"" she replied softly...
+He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, ""I would have gotten out today.""
+
+
+Edit: wow front page, glad you guys liked it.
+
+
+
+Edit 2:Just so people know. The couple met, had sex, and were married all on the same day. Its a joke so it doesn't matter if its unrealistic.",2af3ta,5513,A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed.,"['put', 'robe', 'go', 'downstairs', 'look', 'find', 'sitting', 'kitchen', 'table', 'cup', 'hot', 'cocoa', 'front', 'appears', 'deep', 'thought', 'staring', 'wall', 'watch', 'wipe', 'away', 'tear', 'eye', 'matter', 'dear', 'whisper', 'step', 'room', 'time', 'night', 'husband', 'look', 'drink', 'anniversary', 'day', 'met', 'ca', 'believe', 'remembered', 'start', 'tear', 'husband', 'continues', 'remember', 'year', 'ago', 'started', 'dating', 'said', 'solemnly', 'wife', 'touched', 'tear', 'thinking', 'husband', 'caring', 'sensitive', 'yes', 'reply', 'husband', 'pause', 'word', 'coming', 'easily', 'remember', 'father', 'caught', 'u', 'back', 'seat', 'car', 'yes', 'remember', 'said', 'wife', 'lowering', 'chair', 'beside', 'husband', 'continued', 'remember', 'shoved', 'shotgun', 'face', 'said', 'either', 'marry', 'daughter', 'make', 'sure', 'spend', 'next', 'year', 'prison', 'remember', 'replied', 'softly', 'sighed', 'wiped', 'another', 'tear', 'away', 'cheek', 'said', 'would', 'gotten', 'today', 'edit', 'wow', 'front', 'page', 'glad', 'guy', 'liked', 'edit', 'people', 'know', 'couple', 'met', 'sex', 'married', 'day', 'joke', 'matter', 'unrealistic']","['woman', 'awakes', 'middle', 'night', 'find', 'husband', 'bed']","['put', 'robe', 'go', 'downstairs', 'look', 'find', 'sitting', 'kitchen', 'table', 'cup', 'hot', 'cocoa', 'front', 'appears', 'deep', 'thought', 'staring', 'wall', 'watch', 'wipe', 'away', 'tear', 'eye', 'matter', 'dear', 'whisper', 'step', 'room', 'time', 'night', 'husband', 'look', 'drink', 'anniversary', 'day', 'met', 'ca', 'believe', 'remembered', 'start', 'tear', 'husband', 'continues', 'remember', 'year', 'ago', 'started', 'dating', 'said', 'solemnly', 'wife', 'touched', 'tear', 'thinking', 'husband', 'caring', 'sensitive', 'yes', 'reply', 'husband', 'pause', 'word', 'coming', 'easily', 'remember', 'father', 'caught', 'u', 'back', 'seat', 'car', 'yes', 'remember', 'said', 'wife', 'lowering', 'chair', 'beside', 'husband', 'continued', 'remember', 'shoved', 'shotgun', 'face', 'said', 'either', 'marry', 'daughter', 'make', 'sure', 'spend', 'next', 'year', 'prison', 'remember', 'replied', 'softly', 'sighed', 'wiped', 'another', 'tear', 'away', 'cheek', 'said', 'would', 'gotten', 'today', 'edit', 'wow', 'front', 'page', 'glad', 'guy', 'liked', 'edit', 'people', 'know', 'couple', 'met', 'sex', 'married', 'day', 'joke', 'matter', 'unrealistic', 'woman', 'awakes', 'middle', 'night', 'find', 'husband', 'bed']",132
+Hispanic attacks.,3b9a6t,5510,Why did the Mexican take xanax?,"['hispanic', 'attack']","['mexican', 'take', 'xanax']","['hispanic', 'attack', 'mexican', 'take', 'xanax']",5
+A widow,2uerio,5508,What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?,['widow'],"['call', 'wife', 'know', 'husband', 'time']","['widow', 'call', 'wife', 'know', 'husband', 'time']",6
+But it was just my imaginasian. ,31iolh,5497,When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend,['imaginasian'],"['kid', 'thought', 'chinese', 'friend']","['imaginasian', 'kid', 'thought', 'chinese', 'friend']",5
+Because they spend years at C.,3ugdrv,5490,Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?,"['spend', 'year', 'c']","['ca', 'pirate', 'learn', 'alphabet']","['spend', 'year', 'c', 'ca', 'pirate', 'learn', 'alphabet']",7
+"A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink. 
+
+""Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something.""
+
+""Dad you dont mea-""
+
+""Yes I do. You've earned it."" Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.
+
+""Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored.""
+
+""Hi honored,"" Replies the father. ""I'm dad.""",25x850,5489,The new father,"['proud', 'new', 'father', 'sits', 'dad', 'drink', 'well', 'son', 'son', 'time', 'gave', 'something', 'dad', 'dont', 'yes', 'earned', 'say', 'father', 'pass', 'copy', 'dad', 'joke', 'edition', 'son', 'dad', 'dont', 'know', 'say', 'honored', 'hi', 'honored', 'reply', 'father', 'dad']","['new', 'father']","['proud', 'new', 'father', 'sits', 'dad', 'drink', 'well', 'son', 'son', 'time', 'gave', 'something', 'dad', 'dont', 'yes', 'earned', 'say', 'father', 'pass', 'copy', 'dad', 'joke', 'edition', 'son', 'dad', 'dont', 'know', 'say', 'honored', 'hi', 'honored', 'reply', 'father', 'dad', 'new', 'father']",36
+Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.,39skdk,5485,Why is the hipster sweating?,"['wore', 'scarf', 'cool']","['hipster', 'sweating']","['wore', 'scarf', 'cool', 'hipster', 'sweating']",5
+"The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily ""give it to me!""
+
+",2hbvqi,5464,Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler....,"['neighbour', 'think', 'stud', 'hear', 'panting', 'heavily', 'give']","['sometimes', 'hide', 'wife', 'inhaler']","['neighbour', 'think', 'stud', 'hear', 'panting', 'heavily', 'give', 'sometimes', 'hide', 'wife', 'inhaler']",11
+"They push two twins together to make a king. 
+
+edit: OK, so, apparently this joke was made 10 months ago by some other person. I never knew about that, I thought this was an original joke, so all you people busting a nut because you think I copied someone, go complain elsewhere. I had no idea this joke had already been made. ",2w0tzc,5462,Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?,"['push', 'two', 'twin', 'together', 'make', 'king', 'edit', 'ok', 'apparently', 'joke', 'made', 'month', 'ago', 'person', 'never', 'knew', 'thought', 'original', 'joke', 'people', 'busting', 'nut', 'think', 'copied', 'someone', 'go', 'complain', 'elsewhere', 'idea', 'joke', 'already', 'made']","['lannisters', 'big', 'bed']","['push', 'two', 'twin', 'together', 'make', 'king', 'edit', 'ok', 'apparently', 'joke', 'made', 'month', 'ago', 'person', 'never', 'knew', 'thought', 'original', 'joke', 'people', 'busting', 'nut', 'think', 'copied', 'someone', 'go', 'complain', 'elsewhere', 'idea', 'joke', 'already', 'made', 'lannisters', 'big', 'bed']",35
+"None, it's already lit fam.",4nqx77,5458,"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?","['none', 'already', 'lit', 'fam']","['many', 'sup', 'dude', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']","['none', 'already', 'lit', 'fam', 'many', 'sup', 'dude', 'take', 'screw', 'lightbulb']",10
+I also pull out way to late.,46vo4z,5437,Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush.,"['also', 'pull', 'way', 'late']","['last', 'night', 'wife', 'started', 'calling', 'jeb', 'bush']","['also', 'pull', 'way', 'late', 'last', 'night', 'wife', 'started', 'calling', 'jeb', 'bush']",11
+"""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%""",3coey4,5435,During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly,"['nervous', 'asked', 'interviewer', 'simply', 'replied', 'always', 'give']","['job', 'interview', 'yestarday', 'poured', 'water', 'cup', 'overflowed', 'slightly']","['nervous', 'asked', 'interviewer', 'simply', 'replied', 'always', 'give', 'job', 'interview', 'yestarday', 'poured', 'water', 'cup', 'overflowed', 'slightly']",15
+. . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?,44gird,5427,I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . .,"['good', 'tip', 'dealing', 'pepper', 'spray']","['always', 'start', 'cry', 'uncontrollably', 'whenever', 'get', 'intimate', 'girl']","['good', 'tip', 'dealing', 'pepper', 'spray', 'always', 'start', 'cry', 'uncontrollably', 'whenever', 'get', 'intimate', 'girl']",13
+"I mean, there were red flags everywhere.",33qli6,5427,No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.,"['mean', 'red', 'flag', 'everywhere']","['one', 'surprised', 'rise', 'ussr', 'world', 'war', 'ii']","['mean', 'red', 'flag', 'everywhere', 'one', 'surprised', 'rise', 'ussr', 'world', 'war', 'ii']",11
+"The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ""Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?""
+
+No one answered so the teacher picked on a random student
+
+Little Mary stood up and said, ""You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!""
+
+Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, ""Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?""
+Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 
+
+""Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!""
+
+The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 
+
+""Anybody?""
+
+Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, ""The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.""
+
+Mrs. Parks said, ""Very good, Billy,"" then turned to Mary and continued. 
+
+""As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
+One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.""",3dfhv7,5422,What organ can expand to 10 times it's size...,"['grade', 'science', 'teacher', 'mr', 'park', 'asked', 'class', 'human', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'ten', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'one', 'answered', 'teacher', 'picked', 'random', 'student', 'little', 'mary', 'stood', 'said', 'asking', 'sixth', 'grader', 'question', 'like', 'going', 'tell', 'parent', 'go', 'tell', 'principal', 'fire', 'mr', 'park', 'ignored', 'asked', 'question', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'little', 'mary', 'mouth', 'fell', 'open', 'said', 'around', 'boy', 'going', 'get', 'big', 'trouble', 'teacher', 'continued', 'ignore', 'said', 'class', 'anybody', 'finally', 'billy', 'stood', 'looked', 'around', 'nervously', 'said', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'pupil', 'eye', 'mr', 'park', 'said', 'good', 'billy', 'turned', 'mary', 'continued', 'young', 'lady', 'three', 'thing', 'say', 'one', 'dirty', 'mind', 'two', 'read', 'homework', 'three', 'one', 'day', 'going', 'disappointed']","['organ', 'expand', 'time', 'size']","['grade', 'science', 'teacher', 'mr', 'park', 'asked', 'class', 'human', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'ten', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'one', 'answered', 'teacher', 'picked', 'random', 'student', 'little', 'mary', 'stood', 'said', 'asking', 'sixth', 'grader', 'question', 'like', 'going', 'tell', 'parent', 'go', 'tell', 'principal', 'fire', 'mr', 'park', 'ignored', 'asked', 'question', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'little', 'mary', 'mouth', 'fell', 'open', 'said', 'around', 'boy', 'going', 'get', 'big', 'trouble', 'teacher', 'continued', 'ignore', 'said', 'class', 'anybody', 'finally', 'billy', 'stood', 'looked', 'around', 'nervously', 'said', 'body', 'part', 'increase', 'time', 'size', 'stimulated', 'pupil', 'eye', 'mr', 'park', 'said', 'good', 'billy', 'turned', 'mary', 'continued', 'young', 'lady', 'three', 'thing', 'say', 'one', 'dirty', 'mind', 'two', 'read', 'homework', 'three', 'one', 'day', 'going', 'disappointed', 'organ', 'expand', 'time', 'size']",109
+Why the fuck would I want 2 empty glasses?,51410x,5410,"In was in a bar the other day. The barman said ""I see your glass is empty. Do you want another one?""","['fuck', 'would', 'want', 'empty', 'glass']","['bar', 'day', 'barman', 'said', 'see', 'glass', 'empty', 'want', 'another', 'one']","['fuck', 'would', 'want', 'empty', 'glass', 'bar', 'day', 'barman', 'said', 'see', 'glass', 'empty', 'want', 'another', 'one']",15
+They're thick and tired of it,47icdf,5408,Don't make fun of fat people with lisps...,"['thick', 'tired']","['make', 'fun', 'fat', 'people', 'lisp']","['thick', 'tired', 'make', 'fun', 'fat', 'people', 'lisp']",7
+"""Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!""
+
+Herman said, ""It's not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!""",3v0b76,5404,A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.,"['herman', 'heard', 'news', 'car', 'going', 'wrong', 'way', 'interstate', 'please', 'careful', 'herman', 'said', 'one', 'car', 'hundred']","['senior', 'citizen', 'called', 'husband', 'drive', 'home']","['herman', 'heard', 'news', 'car', 'going', 'wrong', 'way', 'interstate', 'please', 'careful', 'herman', 'said', 'one', 'car', 'hundred', 'senior', 'citizen', 'called', 'husband', 'drive', 'home']",21
+"Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything ""naughty."" The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees *tons* of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
+
+The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say ""*Oh my god!* What should we do about this?!
+
+The father replied ""We shouldn't spank him, that's for sure.""",31udkb,5386,[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.,"['bit', 'nosy', 'search', 'around', 'room', 'see', 'son', 'hiding', 'anything', 'naughty', 'father', 'check', 'bed', 'shock', 'see', 'ton', 'bdsm', 'bondage', 'tape', 'dvd', 'magazine', 'mother', 'could', 'breathe', 'took', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'father', 'replied', 'spank', 'sure']","['nsfw', 'mother', 'father', 'snooping', 'around', 'son', 'bedroom']","['bit', 'nosy', 'search', 'around', 'room', 'see', 'son', 'hiding', 'anything', 'naughty', 'father', 'check', 'bed', 'shock', 'see', 'ton', 'bdsm', 'bondage', 'tape', 'dvd', 'magazine', 'mother', 'could', 'breathe', 'took', 'say', 'oh', 'god', 'father', 'replied', 'spank', 'sure', 'nsfw', 'mother', 'father', 'snooping', 'around', 'son', 'bedroom']",39
+Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.,381t5o,5382,How do you piss off a female archaeologist?,"['give', 'used', 'tampon', 'ask', 'period', 'came']","['piss', 'female', 'archaeologist']","['give', 'used', 'tampon', 'ask', 'period', 'came', 'piss', 'female', 'archaeologist']",9
+None it's all tongue and groove,3jgzmn,5382,how many screws hold together a lesbians bed?,"['none', 'tongue', 'groove']","['many', 'screw', 'hold', 'together', 'lesbian', 'bed']","['none', 'tongue', 'groove', 'many', 'screw', 'hold', 'together', 'lesbian', 'bed']",9
+With iPhone accessories.,5tscx1,5378,How do you milk sheep?,"['iphone', 'accessory']","['milk', 'sheep']","['iphone', 'accessory', 'milk', 'sheep']",4
+"Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
+
+""Windows frozen, won't open.""
+
+ 
+
+Husband texts back:
+
+""Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.""
+
+ 
+
+Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
+
+ 
+
+""Computer is really screwed up now.”",2rfn8x,5373,On a cold winter's morning,"['wife', 'text', 'husband', 'cold', 'winter', 'morning', 'window', 'frozen', 'wo', 'open', 'husband', 'text', 'back', 'gently', 'pour', 'lukewarm', 'water', 'wife', 'text', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'computer', 'really', 'screwed']","['cold', 'winter', 'morning']","['wife', 'text', 'husband', 'cold', 'winter', 'morning', 'window', 'frozen', 'wo', 'open', 'husband', 'text', 'back', 'gently', 'pour', 'lukewarm', 'water', 'wife', 'text', 'back', 'minute', 'later', 'computer', 'really', 'screwed', 'cold', 'winter', 'morning']",28
+"You.
+
+Why I oughta...!
+
+Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!",2pljk0,5370,From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?,"['oughta', 'edit', 'wow', 'thanks', 'love', 'son', 'quite', 'character', 'really', 'caught', 'guard']","['son', 'rhyme', 'really', 'stink']","['oughta', 'edit', 'wow', 'thanks', 'love', 'son', 'quite', 'character', 'really', 'caught', 'guard', 'son', 'rhyme', 'really', 'stink']",15
+"The punchline?
+
+It was my mom, then my sister, then me",52cx8g,5368,My dad was always drunk when I was a kid,"['punchline', 'mom', 'sister']","['dad', 'always', 'drunk', 'kid']","['punchline', 'mom', 'sister', 'dad', 'always', 'drunk', 'kid']",7
+"At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a black guy back to her house.
+
+They're kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: ""Is it true what they say about black guys? ;)""
+
+To which the man responded ""Of course it is baby."", stabbed her, stole her wallet and left.",3f2v1n,5357,A girl takes a black guy home.,"['end', 'night', 'town', 'girl', 'take', 'black', 'guy', 'back', 'house', 'kissing', 'moving', 'towards', 'bedroom', 'look', 'flirtatious', 'eye', 'muster', 'say', 'true', 'say', 'black', 'guy', 'man', 'responded', 'course', 'baby', 'stabbed', 'stole', 'wallet', 'left']","['girl', 'take', 'black', 'guy', 'home']","['end', 'night', 'town', 'girl', 'take', 'black', 'guy', 'back', 'house', 'kissing', 'moving', 'towards', 'bedroom', 'look', 'flirtatious', 'eye', 'muster', 'say', 'true', 'say', 'black', 'guy', 'man', 'responded', 'course', 'baby', 'stabbed', 'stole', 'wallet', 'left', 'girl', 'take', 'black', 'guy', 'home']",35
+ .... then soviet.,4zr408,5354,If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian...,['soviet'],"['pronouncing', 'b', 'v', 'make', 'sound', 'russian']","['soviet', 'pronouncing', 'b', 'v', 'make', 'sound', 'russian']",7
+"Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.
+
+The other flea asked him, ""Why are shaking so badly?""
+
+The first flea says, ""I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.""
+
+The other flea says, ""That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of.""
+
+The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by... When the first flea shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.
+
+The second flea says, ""Didn't you try what I told you?""
+
+""Yes,"" says the first flea. ""I did exactly what you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.""
+
+
+        Edit: Front page already!!! Gr8 Guys.",2ngocz,5352,Two Fleas on Vacation (nsfw),"['two', 'flea', 'arrangement', 'meet', 'every', 'winter', 'miami', 'vacation', 'last', 'year', 'one', 'flea', 'get', 'miami', 'shivering', 'shaking', 'flea', 'asked', 'shaking', 'badly', 'first', 'flea', 'say', 'rode', 'new', 'jersey', 'moustache', 'guy', 'harley', 'flea', 'say', 'worst', 'way', 'travel', 'go', 'new', 'jersey', 'airport', 'bar', 'drink', 'look', 'nice', 'stewardess', 'crawl', 'leg', 'nestle', 'warm', 'cozy', 'best', 'way', 'travel', 'think', 'first', 'flea', 'thanks', 'second', 'flea', 'say', 'give', 'try', 'next', 'winter', 'year', 'go', 'first', 'flea', 'show', 'miami', 'shivering', 'shaking', 'second', 'flea', 'say', 'try', 'told', 'yes', 'say', 'first', 'flea', 'exactly', 'said', 'went', 'new', 'jersey', 'airport', 'bar', 'drink', 'finally', 'nice', 'young', 'stewardess', 'came', 'crawled', 'right', 'warm', 'cozy', 'spot', 'nice', 'warm', 'fell', 'asleep', 'woke', 'back', 'moustache', 'guy', 'harley', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'already', 'guy']","['two', 'flea', 'vacation', 'nsfw']","['two', 'flea', 'arrangement', 'meet', 'every', 'winter', 'miami', 'vacation', 'last', 'year', 'one', 'flea', 'get', 'miami', 'shivering', 'shaking', 'flea', 'asked', 'shaking', 'badly', 'first', 'flea', 'say', 'rode', 'new', 'jersey', 'moustache', 'guy', 'harley', 'flea', 'say', 'worst', 'way', 'travel', 'go', 'new', 'jersey', 'airport', 'bar', 'drink', 'look', 'nice', 'stewardess', 'crawl', 'leg', 'nestle', 'warm', 'cozy', 'best', 'way', 'travel', 'think', 'first', 'flea', 'thanks', 'second', 'flea', 'say', 'give', 'try', 'next', 'winter', 'year', 'go', 'first', 'flea', 'show', 'miami', 'shivering', 'shaking', 'second', 'flea', 'say', 'try', 'told', 'yes', 'say', 'first', 'flea', 'exactly', 'said', 'went', 'new', 'jersey', 'airport', 'bar', 'drink', 'finally', 'nice', 'young', 'stewardess', 'came', 'crawled', 'right', 'warm', 'cozy', 'spot', 'nice', 'warm', 'fell', 'asleep', 'woke', 'back', 'moustache', 'guy', 'harley', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'already', 'guy', 'two', 'flea', 'vacation', 'nsfw']",115
+"in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, ""Here, put these on.""
+
+She put them on, but they were way too big.
+
+""I can't wear your pants,"" she said.
+
+""That's right,"" said the husband, ""and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family.""
+
+With that, she flipped him her panties and said, ""Try these on.""
+
+He tried them on, and they were way to thin.
+
+""Hell,"" he said, ""I can't get into your panties.""
+
+She replied, ""That's right, and it's going to be that way till your attitude changes.""",3xejat,5352,"A young couple, just married, were...","['honeymoon', 'suite', 'wedding', 'night', 'undressing', 'bed', 'husband', 'big', 'burly', 'man', 'tossed', 'pant', 'bride', 'said', 'put', 'put', 'way', 'big', 'ca', 'wear', 'pant', 'said', 'right', 'said', 'husband', 'ever', 'forget', 'man', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'flipped', 'panty', 'said', 'try', 'tried', 'way', 'thin', 'hell', 'said', 'ca', 'get', 'panty', 'replied', 'right', 'going', 'way', 'till', 'attitude', 'change']","['young', 'couple', 'married']","['honeymoon', 'suite', 'wedding', 'night', 'undressing', 'bed', 'husband', 'big', 'burly', 'man', 'tossed', 'pant', 'bride', 'said', 'put', 'put', 'way', 'big', 'ca', 'wear', 'pant', 'said', 'right', 'said', 'husband', 'ever', 'forget', 'man', 'wear', 'pant', 'family', 'flipped', 'panty', 'said', 'try', 'tried', 'way', 'thin', 'hell', 'said', 'ca', 'get', 'panty', 'replied', 'right', 'going', 'way', 'till', 'attitude', 'change', 'young', 'couple', 'married']",53
+Fission chips.,2u2syb,5342,What do British nuclear engineers eat?,"['fission', 'chip']","['british', 'nuclear', 'engineer', 'eat']","['fission', 'chip', 'british', 'nuclear', 'engineer', 'eat']",6
+"She says to the pharmacist, ""I'd like a poison that will kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.""  
+The pharmacist says, ""Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I'm going to call the police and report you.""  
+The woman takes out something out of her pocket and hands it to him. It's a picture of her husband having sex with the Pharmacist's wife.  
+""Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.""",45iolm,5337,A woman goes into a pharmacy,"['say', 'pharmacist', 'like', 'poison', 'kill', 'husband', 'make', 'look', 'like', 'died', 'natural', 'cause', 'pharmacist', 'say', 'going', 'call', 'police', 'report', 'woman', 'take', 'something', 'pocket', 'hand', 'picture', 'husband', 'sex', 'pharmacist', 'wife', 'oh', 'told', 'prescription']","['woman', 'go', 'pharmacy']","['say', 'pharmacist', 'like', 'poison', 'kill', 'husband', 'make', 'look', 'like', 'died', 'natural', 'cause', 'pharmacist', 'say', 'going', 'call', 'police', 'report', 'woman', 'take', 'something', 'pocket', 'hand', 'picture', 'husband', 'sex', 'pharmacist', 'wife', 'oh', 'told', 'prescription', 'woman', 'go', 'pharmacy']",34
+"Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
+
+*This is my first post here, and I hope I didn't offend anyone too much. I heard this joke in a pub in central Australia and found it way to funny.*
+
+
+EDIT: Front page, I will have to get a free beer out of this.",3h6uw6,5330,[NSFW/Slightly Offensive] What is the best thing about having sex with a Transvestite?,"['reaching', 'around', 'pretending', 'went', 'way', 'first', 'post', 'hope', 'offend', 'anyone', 'much', 'heard', 'joke', 'pub', 'central', 'australia', 'found', 'way', 'funny', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'get', 'free', 'beer']","['offensive', 'best', 'thing', 'sex', 'transvestite']","['reaching', 'around', 'pretending', 'went', 'way', 'first', 'post', 'hope', 'offend', 'anyone', 'much', 'heard', 'joke', 'pub', 'central', 'australia', 'found', 'way', 'funny', 'edit', 'front', 'page', 'get', 'free', 'beer', 'offensive', 'best', 'thing', 'sex', 'transvestite']",30
+"She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*",2gab4w,5325,• My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.,"['furious', 'said', 'supposed', 'two', 'dead', 'dog']","['friend', 'dog', 'died', 'day', 'surprised', 'going', 'getting', 'identical', 'dog']","['furious', 'said', 'supposed', 'two', 'dead', 'dog', 'friend', 'dog', 'died', 'day', 'surprised', 'going', 'getting', 'identical', 'dog']",15
+"The head of the group walks in and says, ""I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed.""
+
+Edit: Wow, thanks guys. This made me win a bet with my friend to see who could get frontpaged first :D
+
+Edit #2: I just won $1, lol.
+
+Edit #3: We made the bet On Friday the 14th, and this is my first post since the bet had begun.",2mka5e,5320,There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...,"['head', 'group', 'walk', 'say', 'seeing', 'lot', 'new', 'face', 'week', 'say', 'pretty', 'disappointed', 'edit', 'wow', 'thanks', 'guy', 'made', 'win', 'bet', 'friend', 'see', 'could', 'get', 'frontpaged', 'first', 'edit', 'lol', 'edit', 'made', 'bet', 'friday', 'first', 'post', 'since', 'bet', 'begun']","['support', 'group', 'people', 'addicted', 'plastic', 'surgery']","['head', 'group', 'walk', 'say', 'seeing', 'lot', 'new', 'face', 'week', 'say', 'pretty', 'disappointed', 'edit', 'wow', 'thanks', 'guy', 'made', 'win', 'bet', 'friend', 'see', 'could', 'get', 'frontpaged', 'first', 'edit', 'lol', 'edit', 'made', 'bet', 'friday', 'first', 'post', 'since', 'bet', 'begun', 'support', 'group', 'people', 'addicted', 'plastic', 'surgery']",42
+"J.K! 
+
+Rowling.",2nbefg,5316,How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By running.,['rowling'],"['harry', 'potter', 'get', 'hill', 'running']","['rowling', 'harry', 'potter', 'get', 'hill', 'running']",6
+"Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?""
+God:""So you would love her.""
+Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?""
+God:""So she would love you.""",3sv3j5,5312,A man asks god...,"['man', 'make', 'woman', 'beautiful', 'god', 'would', 'love', 'man', 'make', 'dumb', 'god', 'would', 'love']","['man', 'asks', 'god']","['man', 'make', 'woman', 'beautiful', 'god', 'would', 'love', 'man', 'make', 'dumb', 'god', 'would', 'love', 'man', 'asks', 'god']",16
+"...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: ""Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?""
+Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: ""Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.""
+Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: ""No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?""",376s00,5311,A guy walks into a bar...,"['see', 'gorgeous', 'woman', 'nursing', 'drink', 'walking', 'behind', 'say', 'hi', 'good', 'lookin', 'going', 'already', 'downed', 'power', 'drink', 'turn', 'around', 'face', 'look', 'straight', 'eye', 'say', 'listen', 'buddy', 'screw', 'anybody', 'anytime', 'anywhere', 'place', 'place', 'car', 'front', 'door', 'back', 'door', 'ground', 'standing', 'sitting', 'naked', 'clothes', 'dirty', 'clean', 'matter', 'ever', 'since', 'got', 'college', 'love', 'eye', 'wide', 'interest', 'responds', 'kidding', 'lawyer', 'firm']","['guy', 'walk', 'bar']","['see', 'gorgeous', 'woman', 'nursing', 'drink', 'walking', 'behind', 'say', 'hi', 'good', 'lookin', 'going', 'already', 'downed', 'power', 'drink', 'turn', 'around', 'face', 'look', 'straight', 'eye', 'say', 'listen', 'buddy', 'screw', 'anybody', 'anytime', 'anywhere', 'place', 'place', 'car', 'front', 'door', 'back', 'door', 'ground', 'standing', 'sitting', 'naked', 'clothes', 'dirty', 'clean', 'matter', 'ever', 'since', 'got', 'college', 'love', 'eye', 'wide', 'interest', 'responds', 'kidding', 'lawyer', 'firm', 'guy', 'walk', 'bar']",59
+Really makes my day.,398nei,5308,The rotation of earth,"['really', 'make', 'day']","['rotation', 'earth']","['really', 'make', 'day', 'rotation', 'earth']",5
+Because his career is in ruins.,3zuwaq,5302,Why is the archaeologist sad?,"['career', 'ruin']","['archaeologist', 'sad']","['career', 'ruin', 'archaeologist', 'sad']",4
+"One day, very early in the morning, an angel comes down from heaven. He looks the statues up and down, and with a flick of his wrist, *POOF!* he turns the statues into real people.
+
+The man and woman stare at each other in amazement, but their attention soon turns to the angel, who's quite satisfied with himself, grinning from ear to ear.
+
+He says to the couple, ""You guys have been staring at each other while locked in stone for the last 100 years, completely unable to do a thing about your urges for each other."" He pauses, and then adds: ""It's still pretty early, and people don't usually get to the park for another 30 minutes. You two should go into that covered area and…well, just have a good time.""
+
+The man caught the eye of the woman, who had a twinkle in her eye and wore a mischievous grin. She bit her lip seductively, and with that the man grabbed her hand and the two ran off to the bushes.
+
+The angel then found himself privy to giggles, laughter, rustling, and squeals of delight. Fifteen minutes later, the couple emerged from the bushes hand-in-hand, out of breath and faces flush.
+
+The angel glanced at his watch. ""You still have fifteen minutes, you know. You can have another round if you'd like!""
+
+The woman turned excitedly to the man and exclaimed, ""Ok! But this time, *you* have to hold the pigeon while *I* get to shit on its head!!""",3wyjci,5296,"Two statues (one nude male, one nude female) sit beside each other at the entrance of Central Park…","['one', 'day', 'early', 'morning', 'angel', 'come', 'heaven', 'look', 'statue', 'flick', 'wrist', 'poof', 'turn', 'statue', 'real', 'people', 'man', 'woman', 'stare', 'amazement', 'attention', 'soon', 'turn', 'angel', 'quite', 'satisfied', 'grinning', 'ear', 'ear', 'say', 'couple', 'guy', 'staring', 'locked', 'stone', 'last', 'year', 'completely', 'unable', 'thing', 'urge', 'pause', 'add', 'still', 'pretty', 'early', 'people', 'usually', 'get', 'park', 'another', 'minute', 'two', 'go', 'covered', 'area', 'good', 'time', 'man', 'caught', 'eye', 'woman', 'twinkle', 'eye', 'wore', 'mischievous', 'grin', 'bit', 'lip', 'seductively', 'man', 'grabbed', 'hand', 'two', 'ran', 'bush', 'angel', 'found', 'privy', 'giggle', 'laughter', 'rustling', 'squeal', 'delight', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'later', 'couple', 'emerged', 'bush', 'breath', 'face', 'flush', 'angel', 'glanced', 'watch', 'still', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'know', 'another', 'round', 'like', 'woman', 'turned', 'excitedly', 'man', 'exclaimed', 'ok', 'time', 'hold', 'pigeon', 'get', 'shit', 'head']","['two', 'statue', 'one', 'nude', 'male', 'one', 'nude', 'female', 'sit', 'beside', 'entrance', 'central']","['one', 'day', 'early', 'morning', 'angel', 'come', 'heaven', 'look', 'statue', 'flick', 'wrist', 'poof', 'turn', 'statue', 'real', 'people', 'man', 'woman', 'stare', 'amazement', 'attention', 'soon', 'turn', 'angel', 'quite', 'satisfied', 'grinning', 'ear', 'ear', 'say', 'couple', 'guy', 'staring', 'locked', 'stone', 'last', 'year', 'completely', 'unable', 'thing', 'urge', 'pause', 'add', 'still', 'pretty', 'early', 'people', 'usually', 'get', 'park', 'another', 'minute', 'two', 'go', 'covered', 'area', 'good', 'time', 'man', 'caught', 'eye', 'woman', 'twinkle', 'eye', 'wore', 'mischievous', 'grin', 'bit', 'lip', 'seductively', 'man', 'grabbed', 'hand', 'two', 'ran', 'bush', 'angel', 'found', 'privy', 'giggle', 'laughter', 'rustling', 'squeal', 'delight', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'later', 'couple', 'emerged', 'bush', 'breath', 'face', 'flush', 'angel', 'glanced', 'watch', 'still', 'fifteen', 'minute', 'know', 'another', 'round', 'like', 'woman', 'turned', 'excitedly', 'man', 'exclaimed', 'ok', 'time', 'hold', 'pigeon', 'get', 'shit', 'head', 'two', 'statue', 'one', 'nude', 'male', 'one', 'nude', 'female', 'sit', 'beside', 'entrance', 'central']",127
+"He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?""
+So I replied ""Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair""",4twbks,5293,I went to the doctors with hearing problems...,"['said', 'describe', 'symptom', 'replied', 'homer', 'fat', 'marge', 'blue', 'hair']","['went', 'doctor', 'hearing', 'problem']","['said', 'describe', 'symptom', 'replied', 'homer', 'fat', 'marge', 'blue', 'hair', 'went', 'doctor', 'hearing', 'problem']",13
+"In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns.
+
+One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, ""So how is your strange business going?""
+
+""What do you mean strange?""
+
+""Because you sell only trumpets and guns!""
+
+""So?""
+
+""Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?""
+
+""It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun.""",3atnbe,5273,Trumpets and Guns,"['small', 'town', 'man', 'opened', 'small', 'store', 'selling', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'one', 'day', 'neighbor', 'pay', 'visit', 'say', 'strange', 'business', 'going', 'mean', 'strange', 'sell', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'well', 'let', 'put', 'way', 'sell', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'even', 'time', 'customer', 'buy', 'trumpet', 'one', 'neighbor', 'buy', 'gun']","['trumpet', 'gun']","['small', 'town', 'man', 'opened', 'small', 'store', 'selling', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'one', 'day', 'neighbor', 'pay', 'visit', 'say', 'strange', 'business', 'going', 'mean', 'strange', 'sell', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'well', 'let', 'put', 'way', 'sell', 'trumpet', 'gun', 'even', 'time', 'customer', 'buy', 'trumpet', 'one', 'neighbor', 'buy', 'gun', 'trumpet', 'gun']",41
+I never get included in anything either.,41zyms,5271,I can sympathize with batteries.,"['never', 'get', 'included', 'anything', 'either']","['sympathize', 'battery']","['never', 'get', 'included', 'anything', 'either', 'sympathize', 'battery']",7
+Because you are getting old,3oajo2,5270,"Damn girl, are you /r/jokes","['getting', 'old']","['damn', 'girl']","['getting', 'old', 'damn', 'girl']",4
+"""To fight the Decepticons,"" I said.
+
+She laughed.  I laughed.
+
+The toaster laughed.
+
+I shot the toaster.",3koim4,5267,My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.,"['fight', 'decepticons', 'said', 'laughed', 'laughed', 'toaster', 'laughed', 'shot', 'toaster']","['wife', 'asked', 'carry', 'gun', 'around', 'house']","['fight', 'decepticons', 'said', 'laughed', 'laughed', 'toaster', 'laughed', 'shot', 'toaster', 'wife', 'asked', 'carry', 'gun', 'around', 'house']",15
+"- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
+- Could you spell it out, please?
+- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.",489y42,5263,A mummy calls a restauraunt.,"['hello', 'like', 'reserve', 'table', 'pharaoh', 'sakhrakhotep', 'could', 'spell', 'please', 'course', 'bird', 'two', 'triangle', 'wavy', 'line', 'sun', 'bird', 'jackal', 'head', 'scarab']","['mummy', 'call', 'restauraunt']","['hello', 'like', 'reserve', 'table', 'pharaoh', 'sakhrakhotep', 'could', 'spell', 'please', 'course', 'bird', 'two', 'triangle', 'wavy', 'line', 'sun', 'bird', 'jackal', 'head', 'scarab', 'mummy', 'call', 'restauraunt']",23
+"The bartender asks whata ya have there big fella?  The bear says ""  Give me a .........................................................beer.""  The bartender says"" What's with the big pause?""  The bear throws his arms up in the air and says "" I DON'T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM.""",3yd9yi,5261,A bear walks into a bar.,"['bartender', 'asks', 'whata', 'ya', 'big', 'fella', 'bear', 'say', 'give', 'beer', 'bartender', 'say', 'big', 'pause', 'bear', 'throw', 'arm', 'air', 'say', 'know', 'born']","['bear', 'walk', 'bar']","['bartender', 'asks', 'whata', 'ya', 'big', 'fella', 'bear', 'say', 'give', 'beer', 'bartender', 'say', 'big', 'pause', 'bear', 'throw', 'arm', 'air', 'say', 'know', 'born', 'bear', 'walk', 'bar']",24
+"I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.",2xcz2v,5261,This world has become disgusting!,"['offered', 'sex', 'today', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'exchange', 'supposed', 'advertise', 'kind', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'reddit', 'course', 'declined', 'person', 'high', 'moral', 'standard', 'strong', 'willpower', 'strong', 'ajox', 'super', 'strong', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'available', 'scented', 'lemon', 'vanilla']","['world', 'become', 'disgusting']","['offered', 'sex', 'today', 'year', 'old', 'girl', 'exchange', 'supposed', 'advertise', 'kind', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'reddit', 'course', 'declined', 'person', 'high', 'moral', 'standard', 'strong', 'willpower', 'strong', 'ajox', 'super', 'strong', 'bathroom', 'cleaner', 'available', 'scented', 'lemon', 'vanilla', 'world', 'become', 'disgusting']",34
+He can't read it anyway,34pyto,5258,Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather,"['ca', 'read', 'anyway']","['say', 'want', 'floyd', 'mayweather']","['ca', 'read', 'anyway', 'say', 'want', 'floyd', 'mayweather']",7
+"...and soon after he notices that Adam is lonely. 
+
+God says ""Do not fear, my child. For I will create a partner to accompany you and man from this time forth. She will be known, as a woman.""
+
+God continues ""She will be obedient, loyal, passionate and nurturing.""
+
+Adam hesitates..
+
+""What is this gonna cost me?"" Adam asks.
+
+God responds ""An arm and a leg.""
+
+Adam retorts ""What can I get for a rib?""
+
+",4mjqyd,5245,So God creates Adam...,"['soon', 'notice', 'adam', 'lonely', 'god', 'say', 'fear', 'child', 'create', 'partner', 'accompany', 'man', 'time', 'forth', 'known', 'woman', 'god', 'continues', 'obedient', 'loyal', 'passionate', 'nurturing', 'adam', 'hesitates', 'gon', 'na', 'cost', 'adam', 'asks', 'god', 'responds', 'arm', 'leg', 'adam', 'retort', 'get', 'rib']","['god', 'creates', 'adam']","['soon', 'notice', 'adam', 'lonely', 'god', 'say', 'fear', 'child', 'create', 'partner', 'accompany', 'man', 'time', 'forth', 'known', 'woman', 'god', 'continues', 'obedient', 'loyal', 'passionate', 'nurturing', 'adam', 'hesitates', 'gon', 'na', 'cost', 'adam', 'asks', 'god', 'responds', 'arm', 'leg', 'adam', 'retort', 'get', 'rib', 'god', 'creates', 'adam']",40
+"I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
+
+I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
+
+""I really need a new fucking boat,"" I thought to myself.",42xhcs,5243,As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole...,"['could', 'immediately', 'feel', 'getting', 'wetter', 'wetter', 'took', 'finger', 'back', 'within', 'second', 'going', 'really', 'need', 'new', 'fucking', 'boat', 'thought']","['slipped', 'finger', 'slowly', 'inside', 'hole']","['could', 'immediately', 'feel', 'getting', 'wetter', 'wetter', 'took', 'finger', 'back', 'within', 'second', 'going', 'really', 'need', 'new', 'fucking', 'boat', 'thought', 'slipped', 'finger', 'slowly', 'inside', 'hole']",23
+"I like it more than blue and red combined. 
+
+",4iy8l2,5238,Purple is my favorite color!,"['like', 'blue', 'red', 'combined']","['purple', 'favorite', 'color']","['like', 'blue', 'red', 'combined', 'purple', 'favorite', 'color']",7
+"a priest just asked me in and offered me a Slowpoke
+
+edit: whoops, rip inbox. don't get sucked in by priests, kiddies.",4sgnkd,5233,I'm not sure churches are the best places for PokèStops...,"['priest', 'asked', 'offered', 'slowpoke', 'edit', 'whoop', 'rip', 'inbox', 'get', 'sucked', 'priest', 'kiddy']","['sure', 'church', 'best', 'place', 'pokèstops']","['priest', 'asked', 'offered', 'slowpoke', 'edit', 'whoop', 'rip', 'inbox', 'get', 'sucked', 'priest', 'kiddy', 'sure', 'church', 'best', 'place', 'pokèstops']",17
+The police. ,2zt5ue,5226,What caused The Black Death?,['police'],"['caused', 'black', 'death']","['police', 'caused', 'black', 'death']",4
+"The other day, I had an astoundingly painful headache and I couldn't help but complain about it to my girlfriend. She surprised me by saying, ""Ya know, blowjobs can be a natural cure for a headache..."" 
+So, I thought it was worth a shot. But that day I learned my girlfriend is damned a liar. 
+I sucked three dicks and my head still fucking hurt.",3kzhl7,5225,Blowjobs do not relieve headaches,"['day', 'astoundingly', 'painful', 'headache', 'could', 'help', 'complain', 'girlfriend', 'surprised', 'saying', 'ya', 'know', 'blowjob', 'natural', 'cure', 'headache', 'thought', 'worth', 'shot', 'day', 'learned', 'girlfriend', 'damned', 'liar', 'sucked', 'three', 'dick', 'head', 'still', 'fucking', 'hurt']","['blowjob', 'relieve', 'headache']","['day', 'astoundingly', 'painful', 'headache', 'could', 'help', 'complain', 'girlfriend', 'surprised', 'saying', 'ya', 'know', 'blowjob', 'natural', 'cure', 'headache', 'thought', 'worth', 'shot', 'day', 'learned', 'girlfriend', 'damned', 'liar', 'sucked', 'three', 'dick', 'head', 'still', 'fucking', 'hurt', 'blowjob', 'relieve', 'headache']",34
+I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.,31zncq,5213,Why did the sperm cross the road?,"['accidentally', 'put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning']","['sperm', 'cross', 'road']","['accidentally', 'put', 'wrong', 'sock', 'morning', 'sperm', 'cross', 'road']",8
+"The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon ""quickie "" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
+
+""There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"" he shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
+
+""An ambulance just drove by!""
+
+""Looks like the Andersons have company,"" he called out.
+
+""Matt's riding a new bike!""
+
+""Looks like the Sanders are moving!""
+
+""Jason is on his skate board!""
+
+After a few moments he announced... ""The Coopers are having sex.
+Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
+
+Dad cautiously called out...""How do you know they're having sex?""
+""Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.""",2eh2uk,5185,A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house.,"['way', 'pull', 'sunday', 'afternoon', 'quickie', 'son', 'apartment', 'send', 'balcony', 'popsicle', 'tell', 'report', 'neighborhood', 'activity', 'car', 'towed', 'parking', 'lot', 'began', 'commentary', 'parent', 'put', 'plan', 'operation', 'ambulance', 'drove', 'look', 'like', 'anderson', 'company', 'called', 'matt', 'riding', 'new', 'bike', 'look', 'like', 'sander', 'moving', 'jason', 'skate', 'board', 'moment', 'announced', 'cooper', 'sex', 'startled', 'mother', 'dad', 'shot', 'bed', 'dad', 'cautiously', 'called', 'know', 'sex', 'jimmy', 'cooper', 'standing', 'balcony', 'popsicle']","['couple', 'want', 'sex', 'son', 'house']","['way', 'pull', 'sunday', 'afternoon', 'quickie', 'son', 'apartment', 'send', 'balcony', 'popsicle', 'tell', 'report', 'neighborhood', 'activity', 'car', 'towed', 'parking', 'lot', 'began', 'commentary', 'parent', 'put', 'plan', 'operation', 'ambulance', 'drove', 'look', 'like', 'anderson', 'company', 'called', 'matt', 'riding', 'new', 'bike', 'look', 'like', 'sander', 'moving', 'jason', 'skate', 'board', 'moment', 'announced', 'cooper', 'sex', 'startled', 'mother', 'dad', 'shot', 'bed', 'dad', 'cautiously', 'called', 'know', 'sex', 'jimmy', 'cooper', 'standing', 'balcony', 'popsicle', 'couple', 'want', 'sex', 'son', 'house']",66
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+{
+ "cells": [
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "# Tokenization adn Normalization"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 46,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "import json\n",
+    "import os\n",
+    "from collections import Counter\n",
+    "\n",
+    "import numpy as np\n",
+    "import pandas as pd\n",
+    "\n",
+    "import matplotlib.pyplot as plt\n",
+    "import nltk\n",
+    "\n",
+    "from nltk.corpus import stopwords\n",
+    "from nltk.tokenize import word_tokenize, sent_tokenize\n",
+    "from nltk.stem import WordNetLemmatizer\n"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 47,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stderr",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package punkt to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package punkt is already up-to-date!\n",
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package stopwords to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package stopwords is already up-to-date!\n",
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package wordnet to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package wordnet is already up-to-date!\n"
+     ]
+    },
+    {
+     "data": {
+      "text/plain": [
+       "True"
+      ]
+     },
+     "execution_count": 47,
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "execute_result"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# nltk count words\n",
+    "nltk.download('punkt')\n",
+    "nltk.download('stopwords')\n",
+    "nltk.download('wordnet')"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 48,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "# Load the data\n",
+    "# Load the data from the JSON file\n",
+    "data_path = './data/reddit_jokes.json'\n",
+    "with open(data_path) as f:\n",
+    "    data = json.load(f)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 49,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
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+       "  </tbody>\n",
+       "</table>\n",
+       "</div>"
+      ],
+      "text/plain": [
+       "                                                body      id  score  \\\n",
+       "0  Now I have to say \"Leroy can you please paint ...  5tz52q      1   \n",
+       "1  Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the ov...  5tz4dd      0   \n",
+       "2  ...and being there really helped me learn abou...  5tz319      0   \n",
+       "3  A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his ...  5tz2wj      1   \n",
+       "4  He got caught trying to sell the two books to ...  5tz1pc      0   \n",
+       "\n",
+       "                                               title  \n",
+       "0   I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore  \n",
+       "1  What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Ge...  \n",
+       "2                     I recently went to America....  \n",
+       "3  Brian raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”  \n",
+       "4  You hear about the University book store worke...  "
+      ]
+     },
+     "execution_count": 49,
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "execute_result"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# create pandas dataframe of the data\n",
+    "df = pd.DataFrame(data)\n",
+    "df.head()"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 50,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "# NOTE: bit more than 1000 jokes for removing duplicates and empty jokes\n",
+    "num_good = 1046\n",
+    "num_bad = 1033\n",
+    "min_score = 50\n",
+    "\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_sroted = df.sort_values(by='score', ascending=False)\n",
+    "df_sroted = df_sroted.reset_index(drop=True)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good = df_sroted.head(num_good)\n",
+    "df_good = df_good.reset_index(drop=True)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_bad = df_sroted[df_sroted['score'] > min_score].tail(num_bad)\n",
+    "df_bad = df_bad.reset_index(drop=True)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 51,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "avg score good jokes: 10731.98 shape: (1046, 4)\n",
+      "avg score bad jokes: 52.32 shape: (1033, 4)\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# avg score and shape\n",
+    "print('avg score good jokes:', df_good['score'].mean().round(2), 'shape:', df_good.shape)\n",
+    "print('avg score bad jokes:', df_bad['score'].mean().round(2), 'shape:', df_bad.shape)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 52,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "5 random good jokes:\n",
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.\n",
+      "....what happens next will shock you.\"\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar\n",
+      "\"No way. That's impossible!\" she said.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"Trust me,\" I said, \"I have no idea where our baby is.\"\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child.\n",
+      "...hands down.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam,\n",
+      "Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The other flea asked him, \"Why are shaking so badly?\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The first flea says, \"I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The other flea says, \"That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by... When the first flea shows up in Miami he shivering and shaking again.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The second flea says, \"Didn't you try what I told you?\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"Yes,\" says the first flea. \"I did exactly what you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\n",
+      "        Edit: Front page already!!! Gr8 Guys.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "I told god a Holocaust joke. He didn't laugh.\n",
+      "Whoops, wrong sub.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# print random 5 good jokes\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "print('5 random good jokes:')\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "for i in range(5):\n",
+    "    print(df_good['title'][np.random.randint(0, num_good)])\n",
+    "    print(df_good['body'][np.random.randint(0, num_good)])\n",
+    "    print('-' * 100)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 53,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "5 random bad jokes:\n",
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico?\n",
+      "As he was praying a black guy was walking nearby with groceries when he dropped his cheese wheel and it rolled to the Mexican. The Mexican grabbed it, praised god, and ran home. \n",
+      "\n",
+      "When he gets home he instructs his wife to make nachos with the cheese. \n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"Why nachos\" asks his wife \"we can make so many better meals with this cheese\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"No\" said the Mexican \"god instructs me to make nachos.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"What do you mean\" asked the wife \n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"As I was praying God sent me the cheese wheel and as I was running home with it I heard him yelling That's Nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!\"\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "2 Priests go to the beach...\n",
+      "a navel..\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "Two parrots were sitting on a perch...\n",
+      "Okay I'm donesn't born yesterday..\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory.\n",
+      "MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?\n",
+      "MAN: Yes.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?\n",
+      "MAN: He’s at home.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry; I can’t sell this dog food to you unless Isee the dog. Store policy.\n",
+      "The next day, the man returns.\n",
+      "MAN: I’d like to buy some cat food.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?\n",
+      "MAN: Yes.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?\n",
+      "MAN: He’s at home!\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see\n",
+      "your cat.\n",
+      "The next day the man returns.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack?\n",
+      "MAN: Put your hand inside.\n",
+      "CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It’s warm and moist! What is it?\n",
+      "MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "Farmer Dan\n",
+      "He hit me until I was 21. \n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# print random 5 bad jokes\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "print('5 random bad jokes:')\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "for i in range(5):\n",
+    "    print(df_bad['title'][np.random.randint(0, num_bad)])\n",
+    "    print(df_bad['body'][np.random.randint(0, num_bad)])\n",
+    "    print('-' * 100)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "shape after tokenizing: (1046, 6) (1033, 6)\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# tokenize the jokes\n",
+    "stop_words = set(stopwords.words('english'))\n",
+    "\n",
+    "def sentinize(joke):\n",
+    "    tokens = sent_tokenize(joke)\n",
+    "    tokens = [word for word in tokens if word not in stop_words]\n",
+    "    return tokens\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# Tokenize and lemmatize the jokes\n",
+    "df_good['tok_body'] = df_good['body'].apply(sentinize)\n",
+    "df_bad['tok_body'] = df_bad['body'].apply(sentinize)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good['tok_title'] = df_good['title'].apply(sentinize)\n",
+    "df_bad['tok_title'] = df_bad['title'].apply(sentinize)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "\n",
+    "\n",
+    "print('shape after tokenizing:', df_good.shape, df_bad.shape)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "def rem_null_dubl(df):\n",
+    "    # Remove rows where 'tok_body' or 'tok_title' is empty\n",
+    "    df = df[df['tok_body'].map(len) > 0]\n",
+    "    df = df[df['tok_title'].map(len) > 0]\n",
+    "    \n",
+    "    # Convert list-type columns to strings for deduplication\n",
+    "    df['tok_body_str'] = df['tok_body'].apply(lambda x: ' '.join(x))\n",
+    "    df['tok_title_str'] = df['tok_title'].apply(lambda x: ' '.join(x))\n",
+    "    \n",
+    "    # Remove rows where both 'tok_body' and 'tok_title' are duplicates\n",
+    "    df = df.drop_duplicates(subset=['tok_body_str', 'tok_title_str'], keep=False)\n",
+    "    \n",
+    "    # Drop the temporary string columns\n",
+    "    df = df.drop(columns=['tok_body_str', 'tok_title_str'])\n",
+    "    \n",
+    "    return df\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good = rem_null_dubl(df_good)\n",
+    "df_bad = rem_null_dubl(df_bad)\n",
+    "print('shape after removing duplicates:', df_good.shape, df_bad.shape)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "df_good['tokens'] = df_good['tok_body'] + df_good['tok_title']\n",
+    "df_bad['tokens'] = df_bad['tok_body'] + df_bad['tok_title']"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 58,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "good jokes with more than 1 sentence: 576 total: 1008\n",
+      "bad jokes with more than 1 sentence: 477 total: 1016\n"
+     ]
+    },
+    {
+     "data": {
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+      "text/plain": [
+       "<Figure size 640x480 with 1 Axes>"
+      ]
+     },
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "display_data"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# plot avarage number of sentences in jokes\n",
+    "good_sent = df_good['tokens'].apply(len)\n",
+    "bad_sent = df_bad['tokens'].apply(len)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# bigger than 1\n",
+    "good_sent = good_sent[good_sent > 2]\n",
+    "bad_sent = bad_sent[bad_sent > 2]\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# print how many jokes have more than 1 sentence relative to the total number of jokes\n",
+    "print('good jokes with more than 1 sentence:', good_sent.shape[0], 'total:', df_good.shape[0])\n",
+    "print('bad jokes with more than 1 sentence:', bad_sent.shape[0], 'total:', df_bad.shape[0])\n",
+    "\n",
+    "plt.hist(good_sent, bins=20, alpha=0.5, label='good jokes')\n",
+    "plt.hist(bad_sent, bins=20, alpha=0.5, label='bad jokes')\n",
+    "plt.xlabel('Number of sentences')\n",
+    "plt.ylabel('Number of jokes')\n",
+    "plt.legend()\n",
+    "plt.show()"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "# Find Patterns\n",
+    "use tok_title and tok_body for it"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "## Oneliner"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": []
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "## Questions -> Answer"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": []
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "## Wordplay "
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": []
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "## Dialog\n"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": []
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "## Knock-Knock Jokes"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": []
+  }
+ ],
+ "metadata": {
+  "kernelspec": {
+   "display_name": "Python 3",
+   "language": "python",
+   "name": "python3"
+  },
+  "language_info": {
+   "codemirror_mode": {
+    "name": "ipython",
+    "version": 3
+   },
+   "file_extension": ".py",
+   "mimetype": "text/x-python",
+   "name": "python",
+   "nbconvert_exporter": "python",
+   "pygments_lexer": "ipython3",
+   "version": "3.10.4"
+  }
+ },
+ "nbformat": 4,
+ "nbformat_minor": 2
+}
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+{
+ "cells": [
+  {
+   "cell_type": "markdown",
+   "metadata": {},
+   "source": [
+    "# Tokenization adn Normalization"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 125,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "import json\n",
+    "import os\n",
+    "from collections import Counter\n",
+    "\n",
+    "import numpy as np\n",
+    "import pandas as pd\n",
+    "\n",
+    "import matplotlib.pyplot as plt\n",
+    "import nltk\n",
+    "\n",
+    "from nltk.corpus import stopwords\n",
+    "from nltk.tokenize import word_tokenize\n",
+    "from nltk.stem import WordNetLemmatizer\n"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 126,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stderr",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package punkt to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package punkt is already up-to-date!\n",
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package stopwords to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package stopwords is already up-to-date!\n",
+      "[nltk_data] Downloading package wordnet to\n",
+      "[nltk_data]     C:\\Users\\felix\\AppData\\Roaming\\nltk_data...\n",
+      "[nltk_data]   Package wordnet is already up-to-date!\n"
+     ]
+    },
+    {
+     "data": {
+      "text/plain": [
+       "True"
+      ]
+     },
+     "execution_count": 126,
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "execute_result"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# nltk count words\n",
+    "nltk.download('punkt')\n",
+    "nltk.download('stopwords')\n",
+    "nltk.download('wordnet')"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 127,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "# Load the data\n",
+    "# Load the data from the JSON file\n",
+    "data_path = './data/reddit_jokes.json'\n",
+    "with open(data_path) as f:\n",
+    "    data = json.load(f)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 128,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
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+       "    .dataframe tbody tr th {\n",
+       "        vertical-align: top;\n",
+       "    }\n",
+       "\n",
+       "    .dataframe thead th {\n",
+       "        text-align: right;\n",
+       "    }\n",
+       "</style>\n",
+       "<table border=\"1\" class=\"dataframe\">\n",
+       "  <thead>\n",
+       "    <tr style=\"text-align: right;\">\n",
+       "      <th></th>\n",
+       "      <th>body</th>\n",
+       "      <th>id</th>\n",
+       "      <th>score</th>\n",
+       "      <th>title</th>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "  </thead>\n",
+       "  <tbody>\n",
+       "    <tr>\n",
+       "      <th>0</th>\n",
+       "      <td>Now I have to say \"Leroy can you please paint ...</td>\n",
+       "      <td>5tz52q</td>\n",
+       "      <td>1</td>\n",
+       "      <td>I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore</td>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "    <tr>\n",
+       "      <th>1</th>\n",
+       "      <td>Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the ov...</td>\n",
+       "      <td>5tz4dd</td>\n",
+       "      <td>0</td>\n",
+       "      <td>What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Ge...</td>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "    <tr>\n",
+       "      <th>2</th>\n",
+       "      <td>...and being there really helped me learn abou...</td>\n",
+       "      <td>5tz319</td>\n",
+       "      <td>0</td>\n",
+       "      <td>I recently went to America....</td>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "    <tr>\n",
+       "      <th>3</th>\n",
+       "      <td>A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his ...</td>\n",
+       "      <td>5tz2wj</td>\n",
+       "      <td>1</td>\n",
+       "      <td>Brian raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”</td>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "    <tr>\n",
+       "      <th>4</th>\n",
+       "      <td>He got caught trying to sell the two books to ...</td>\n",
+       "      <td>5tz1pc</td>\n",
+       "      <td>0</td>\n",
+       "      <td>You hear about the University book store worke...</td>\n",
+       "    </tr>\n",
+       "  </tbody>\n",
+       "</table>\n",
+       "</div>"
+      ],
+      "text/plain": [
+       "                                                body      id  score  \\\n",
+       "0  Now I have to say \"Leroy can you please paint ...  5tz52q      1   \n",
+       "1  Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the ov...  5tz4dd      0   \n",
+       "2  ...and being there really helped me learn abou...  5tz319      0   \n",
+       "3  A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his ...  5tz2wj      1   \n",
+       "4  He got caught trying to sell the two books to ...  5tz1pc      0   \n",
+       "\n",
+       "                                               title  \n",
+       "0   I hate how you cant even say black paint anymore  \n",
+       "1  What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Ge...  \n",
+       "2                     I recently went to America....  \n",
+       "3  Brian raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”  \n",
+       "4  You hear about the University book store worke...  "
+      ]
+     },
+     "execution_count": 128,
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "execute_result"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# create pandas dataframe of the data\n",
+    "df = pd.DataFrame(data)\n",
+    "df.head()"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 129,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "# NOTE: bit more than 1000 jokes for removing duplicates and empty jokes\n",
+    "num_good = 1033\n",
+    "num_bad = 1019\n",
+    "min_score = 50\n",
+    "\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_sroted = df.sort_values(by='score', ascending=False)\n",
+    "df_sroted = df_sroted.reset_index(drop=True)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good = df_sroted.head(num_good)\n",
+    "df_good = df_good.reset_index(drop=True)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_bad = df_sroted[df_sroted['score'] > min_score].tail(num_bad)\n",
+    "df_bad = df_bad.reset_index(drop=True)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 130,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "avg score good jokes: 10802.19 shape: (1033, 4)\n",
+      "avg score bad jokes: 52.3 shape: (1019, 4)\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# avg score and shape\n",
+    "print('avg score good jokes:', df_good['score'].mean().round(2), 'shape:', df_good.shape)\n",
+    "print('avg score bad jokes:', df_bad['score'].mean().round(2), 'shape:', df_bad.shape)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 131,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "5 random good jokes:\n",
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity\n",
+      "[Removed]\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "Royal Wedding\n",
+      "My dad was holding me from behind .\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "I want to be a millionaire just like my dad!!\n",
+      "...The King of England and The King of Spain are having an argument over who has the biggest penis. Eventually they decide to let the people judge.\n",
+      "They all stand on a stage in front of the people and drop their pants one by one.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The king of France drops his and the French crowd shout \"viva la france!!\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The king of Spain drops his and the Spanish crowd shout \"Viva la españa!!\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The king of England drops his, a long silence from the crowd, and then everybody shouts \"God save the Queen!!!\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\n",
+      "Edit: I posted this whilst high, The title of the post is part of the joke the ellipses symbolise this \n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in…\n",
+      "You can hide, but you can't run.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody?\n",
+      "...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: \"Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?\"\n",
+      "Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: \"Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.\"\n",
+      "Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: \"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?\"\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# print random 5 good jokes\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "print('5 random good jokes:')\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "for i in range(5):\n",
+    "    print(df_good['title'][np.random.randint(0, num_good)])\n",
+    "    print(df_good['body'][np.random.randint(0, num_good)])\n",
+    "    print('-' * 100)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 132,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "5 random bad jokes:\n",
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "Saying Goodbye to Mother\n",
+      "There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. \"Say, Pop,\" said the boy. \"Yes,\" replied his father.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"The bull just fucked the brown cow.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said \"Excuse me\" and took his son outside. \"Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say 'The bull surprised the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull surprises the white cow.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, \"Hey, Daddy.\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"Yes, son. Did the bull surprise the white cow?\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "\"He sure did, Pop! He fucked the brown cow again!\"\n",
+      "\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "I organized a threesome this past weekend.\n",
+      "But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well.\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "A guy gets his bike stolen from synagogue...\n",
+      "Eclipse it!\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?\n",
+      "Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?\n",
+      "They steal all the green cards.\n",
+      "\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# print random 5 bad jokes\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "print('5 random bad jokes:')\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "for i in range(5):\n",
+    "    print(df_bad['title'][np.random.randint(0, num_bad)])\n",
+    "    print(df_bad['body'][np.random.randint(0, num_bad)])\n",
+    "    print('-' * 100)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 133,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "shape after tokenizing: (1033, 7) (1019, 7)\n",
+      "shape after removing empty jokes: (1033, 7) (1019, 7)\n",
+      "shape after removing duplicates: (1002, 7) (1000, 7)\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "bool_lemma = True\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# tokenize the jokes\n",
+    "stop_words = set(stopwords.words('english'))\n",
+    "\n",
+    "lemmatizer = WordNetLemmatizer()\n",
+    "\n",
+    "def tokenize_and_lemmatize_joke(joke):\n",
+    "    tokens = word_tokenize(joke)\n",
+    "    tokens = [word.lower() for word in tokens if word.isalpha()]\n",
+    "    tokens = [word for word in tokens if word not in stop_words]\n",
+    "    if bool_lemma:\n",
+    "        tokens = [lemmatizer.lemmatize(word) for word in tokens]\n",
+    "    return tokens\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# Tokenize and lemmatize the jokes\n",
+    "df_good['tok_body'] = df_good['body'].apply(tokenize_and_lemmatize_joke)\n",
+    "df_bad['tok_body'] = df_bad['body'].apply(tokenize_and_lemmatize_joke)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good['tok_title'] = df_good['title'].apply(tokenize_and_lemmatize_joke)\n",
+    "df_bad['tok_title'] = df_bad['title'].apply(tokenize_and_lemmatize_joke)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "df_good['tokens'] = df_good['tok_body'] + df_good['tok_title']\n",
+    "df_bad['tokens'] = df_bad['tok_body'] + df_bad['tok_title']\n",
+    "\n",
+    "\n",
+    "print('shape after tokenizing:', df_good.shape, df_bad.shape)\n",
+    "# remove empty jokes\n",
+    "df_good = df_good[df_good['tokens'].map(len) > 0]\n",
+    "df_bad = df_bad[df_bad['tokens'].map(len) > 0]\n",
+    "print('shape after removing empty jokes:', df_good.shape, df_bad.shape)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# remove duplicates\n",
+    "df_good = df_good.drop_duplicates(subset='body')\n",
+    "df_bad = df_bad.drop_duplicates(subset='body')\n",
+    "print('shape after removing duplicates:', df_good.shape, df_bad.shape)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 134,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "good words: Counter({'say': 523, 'man': 401, 'said': 393, 'one': 309, 'get': 252, 'go': 238, 'woman': 203, 'wife': 188, 'guy': 187, 'like': 169, 'asked': 164, 'back': 164, 'know': 163, 'would': 162, 'asks': 162, 'day': 160, 'time': 153, 'girl': 147, 'husband': 142, 'well': 141, 'two': 138, 'edit': 138, 'want': 137, 'see': 134, 'old': 129, 'think': 127, 'joke': 126, 'take': 125, 'could': 124, 'look': 122, 'first': 119, 'year': 118, 'give': 116, 'told': 112, 'got': 110, 'come': 109, 'people': 108, 'little': 105, 'went': 104, 'boy': 104, 'going': 99, 'next': 98, 'tell': 98, 'father': 98, 'sex': 97, 'walk': 96, 'good': 93, 'bar': 93, 'son': 92, 'make': 90, 'friend': 84, 'replied': 82, 'dad': 82, 'hand': 81, 'find': 80, 'reply': 79, 'ca': 78, 'way': 78, 'never': 76, 'really': 75, 'minute': 75, 'home': 71, 'right': 71, 'around': 71, 'doctor': 69, 'car': 68, 'put': 67, 'still': 66, 'night': 66, 'later': 66, 'blonde': 65, 'black': 65, 'priest': 64, 'god': 63, 'much': 63, 'new': 63, 'house': 63, 'let': 62, 'front': 62, 'door': 62, 'lady': 61, 'girlfriend': 60, 'oh': 60, 'second': 60, 'every': 59, 'last': 59, 'thing': 58, 'dollar': 58, 'sure': 58, 'drink': 57, 'came': 57, 'eye': 57, 'room': 57, 'thought': 56, 'kid': 56, 'yes': 56, 'three': 55, 'ever': 54, 'head': 54, 'bartender': 54, 'nothing': 53, 'call': 53, 'today': 52, 'word': 51, 'finally': 51, 'mother': 51, 'took': 51, 'thanks': 50, 'turn': 50, 'hell': 50, 'job': 49, 'men': 49, 'ask': 49, 'another': 48, 'even': 48, 'couple': 48, 'officer': 48, 'line': 48, 'teacher': 47, 'bed': 46, 'started': 46, 'heard': 46, 'difference': 46, 'please': 45, 'left': 45, 'great': 45, 'sitting': 45, 'work': 44, 'many': 44, 'everyone': 43, 'start': 43, 'life': 43, 'best': 43, 'love': 42, 'trump': 41, 'need': 41, 'sir': 41, 'must': 41, 'found': 40, 'long': 40, 'show': 40, 'answer': 40, 'satan': 40, 'better': 39, 'try': 39, 'mean': 39, 'open': 39, 'big': 38, 'young': 38, 'wow': 38, 'driver': 38, 'lawyer': 38, 'looked': 37, 'gold': 37, 'help': 37, 'question': 37, 'mom': 36, 'bet': 36, 'anything': 36, 'president': 35, 'wrong': 35, 'world': 35, 'getting': 35, 'enough': 35, 'week': 35, 'use': 35, 'money': 35, 'change': 35, 'arm': 34, 'away': 34, 'pull': 34, 'morning': 34, 'married': 34, 'bit': 34, 'also': 33, 'saying': 33, 'child': 33, 'white': 33, 'nice': 33, 'wanted': 33, 'face': 33, 'always': 33, 'u': 33, 'beer': 33, 'sorry': 32, 'order': 32, 'ok': 32, 'keep': 32, 'page': 32, 'fuck': 32, 'called': 32, 'owner': 32, 'fucking': 32, 'made': 31, 'without': 31, 'thank': 31, 'immediately': 31, 'hot': 31, 'happy': 31, 'na': 31, 'shit': 31, 'name': 31, 'grandpa': 31, 'place': 30, 'since': 30, 'free': 30, 'student': 30, 'behind': 30, 'stop': 30, 'something': 30, 'talk': 30, 'end': 30, 'pulled': 29, 'step': 29, 'school': 29, 'water': 29, 'bedroom': 29, 'lot': 29, 'table': 29, 'responds': 29, 'wo': 28, 'jew': 28, 'happened': 28, 'police': 28, 'buy': 28, 'check': 28, 'light': 28, 'looking': 28, 'someone': 28, 'run': 28, 'engineer': 28, 'cop': 28, 'bill': 27, 'problem': 27, 'smile': 27, 'saw': 27, 'turned': 27, 'leaf': 27, 'third': 27, 'penis': 27, 'beggar': 27, 'class': 27, 'wall': 26, 'person': 26, 'tried': 26, 'daughter': 26, 'family': 26, 'leg': 26, 'sound': 26, 'pretty': 26, 'beautiful': 26, 'baby': 26, 'dinner': 26, 'trying': 26, 'hey': 26, 'five': 26, 'ten': 25, 'course': 25, 'bad': 25, 'together': 25, 'hole': 25, 'feel': 25, 'suit': 25, 'devil': 25, 'dead': 25, 'tree': 25, 'drug': 25, 'hear': 24, 'seen': 24, 'month': 24, 'watch': 24, 'gay': 24, 'kind': 24, 'parent': 24, 'post': 24, 'floor': 24, 'ground': 24, 'john': 24, 'ran': 23, 'glass': 23, 'hit': 23, 'irishman': 23, 'office': 23, 'frog': 23, 'muslim': 23, 'gate': 22, 'pay': 22, 'everything': 22, 'laugh': 22, 'may': 22, 'drinking': 22, 'decides': 22, 'air': 22, 'wish': 22, 'fell': 22, 'yeah': 22, 'dick': 22, 'peter': 22, 'okay': 22, 'coming': 22, 'nbsp': 22, 'donald': 21, 'sleep': 21, 'body': 21, 'hour': 21, 'point': 21, 'side': 21, 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'full': 17, 'walked': 17, 'clothes': 17, 'either': 17, 'rest': 17, 'asking': 17, 'understand': 17, 'buddy': 17, 'thousand': 17, 'http': 17, 'neighbor': 17, 'fire': 17, 'english': 17, 'brother': 17, 'gun': 17, 'medicine': 17, 'inside': 17, 'hundred': 17, 'sit': 17, 'mortician': 17, 'running': 17, 'living': 16, 'sign': 16, 'eat': 16, 'completely': 16, 'bathroom': 16, 'throw': 16, 'bus': 16, 'actually': 16, 'care': 16, 'ahead': 16, 'million': 16, 'mind': 16, 'part': 16, 'golf': 16, 'condom': 16, 'real': 16, 'began': 16, 'waiting': 16, 'reddit': 16, 'madam': 16, 'remember': 16, 'gave': 16, 'angel': 16, 'street': 16, 'fifty': 16, 'timmy': 16, 'huge': 15, 'meet': 15, 'soon': 15, 'eventually': 15, 'straight': 15, 'explain': 15, 'train': 15, 'stupid': 15, 'crowd': 15, 'hillary': 15, 'bank': 15, 'country': 15, 'notice': 15, 'bag': 15, 'egg': 15, 'become': 15, 'knew': 15, 'bring': 15, 'visit': 15, 'ticket': 15, 'birthday': 15, 'barber': 15, 'bush': 15, 'watching': 15, 'indian': 15, 'small': 15, 'jim': 15, 'ball': 15, 'read': 15, 'town': 15, 'caught': 15, 'ring': 15, 'rip': 15, 'return': 14, 'returned': 14, 'begin': 14, 'driving': 14, 'fast': 14, 'scream': 14, 'clinton': 14, 'spend': 14, 'store': 14, 'apparently': 14, 'might': 14, 'listen': 14, 'dressed': 14, 'cost': 14, 'silent': 14, 'shoulder': 14, 'skirt': 14, 'hope': 14, 'else': 14, 'wake': 14, 'wait': 14, 'plane': 14, 'leaving': 14, 'high': 14, 'large': 14, 'probably': 14, 'used': 14, 'heaven': 14, 'talking': 14, 'fact': 14, 'handed': 14, 'holding': 14, 'attorney': 14, 'blind': 14, 'attractive': 14, 'mommy': 14, 'worker': 14, 'deep': 14, 'pope': 14, 'pierre': 14, 'bear': 14, 'dear': 13, 'sentence': 13, 'obviously': 13, 'chance': 13, 'quite': 13, 'jump': 13, 'cold': 13, 'hold': 13, 'shoe': 13, 'expect': 13, 'raise': 13, 'pick': 13, 'born': 13, 'late': 13, 'as': 13, 'easy': 13, 'fun': 13, 'playing': 13, 'shouted': 13, 'daddy': 13, 'moving': 13, 'screaming': 13, 'shoot': 13, 'already': 13, 'dy': 13, 'drive': 13, 'redditor': 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+      "avg relative frequency difference: 0.04720864704418073\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# count the words\n",
+    "good_words = Counter()\n",
+    "for tokens in df_good['tokens']:\n",
+    "    good_words.update(tokens)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "bad_words = Counter()\n",
+    "for tokens in df_bad['tokens']:\n",
+    "    bad_words.update(tokens)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "print('good words:', good_words)\n",
+    "print('bad words:', bad_words)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# if words in both good and bad jokes\n",
+    "common_words = good_words.keys() & bad_words.keys()\n",
+    "# plot counter of common words for good and bad jokes\n",
+    "common_words_good = {word: good_words[word] for word in common_words}\n",
+    "common_words_bad = {word: bad_words[word] for word in common_words}\n",
+    "# realtive how often word is used in good and bad jokes\n",
+    "common_words_good_rel = {word: good_words[word] / (good_words[word] + bad_words[word]) for word in common_words}\n",
+    "common_words_bad_rel = {word: bad_words[word] / (good_words[word] + bad_words[word]) for word in common_words}\n",
+    "# avg relative frequency difference between good and bad jokes\n",
+    "avg_rel_diff = np.mean([common_words_good_rel[word] - common_words_bad_rel[word] for word in common_words])\n",
+    "print('avg relative frequency difference:', avg_rel_diff)"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 135,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "data": {
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+      "text/plain": [
+       "<Figure size 640x480 with 1 Axes>"
+      ]
+     },
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "display_data"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# count length of jokes\n",
+    "df_good['length'] = df_good['tokens'].apply(len)\n",
+    "df_bad['length'] = df_bad['tokens'].apply(len)\n",
+    "\n",
+    "# plot the length of jokes\n",
+    "plt.hist(df_good['length'], bins=20, alpha=0.5, label='good jokes')\n",
+    "plt.hist(df_bad['length'], bins=20, alpha=0.5, label='bad jokes')\n",
+    "plt.legend()\n",
+    "plt.xlabel('Number of words')\n",
+    "plt.ylabel('Number of jokes')\n",
+    "plt.title('Length of jokes')\n",
+    "plt.show()"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 136,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "data": {
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+      "text/plain": [
+       "<Figure size 640x480 with 1 Axes>"
+      ]
+     },
+     "metadata": {},
+     "output_type": "display_data"
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# plot length and rating of jokes\n",
+    "plt.scatter(df_good['length'], df_good['score'], alpha=0.5, label='good jokes')\n",
+    "plt.scatter(df_bad['length'], df_bad['score'], alpha=0.5, label='bad jokes')\n",
+    "plt.legend()\n",
+    "plt.xlabel('Number of words')\n",
+    "plt.ylabel('Rating')\n",
+    "plt.title('Length and rating of jokes')\n",
+    "plt.show()"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": 137,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [
+    {
+     "name": "stdout",
+     "output_type": "stream",
+     "text": [
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "5 random good jokes:\n",
+      "####################################################################################################\n",
+      "['one', 'buy', 'going', 'kill', 'writing', 'book', 'called', 'overreacting']\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "['christian', 'priest', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'jesus', 'christ', 'walk', 'today', 'smiled', 'told', 'paralysed', 'rabbi', 'came', 'laid', 'hand', 'hand', 'said', 'god', 'almighty', 'walk', 'today', 'le', 'amused', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'mullah', 'came', 'took', 'hand', 'said', 'insha', 'allah', 'walk', 'today', 'snapped', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'buddhist', 'monk', 'came', 'held', 'hand', 'said', 'great', 'buddha', 'walk', 'today', 'rudely', 'told', 'nothing', 'wrong', 'sermon', 'stepped', 'outside', 'found', 'car', 'stolen', 'edit', 'thanks', 'upvotes', 'inadvertently', 'upset', 'anyone', 'apologize', 'meant', 'joke', 'intended', 'give', 'u', 'chuckle', 'went', 'mixed', 'religion', 'seminar']\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "['attire', 'edit', 'aware', 'posted', 'recently', 'care', 'research', 'either', 'deal', 'difference', 'well', 'dressed', 'man', 'unicycle', 'poorly', 'dressed', 'man', 'bicycle']\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "['fell', 'forward', 'still', 'boat', 'scuba', 'diver', 'fall', 'backwards', 'boat']\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n",
+      "['found', 'website', 'guaranteed', 'real', 'virgin', 'nsfw']\n",
+      "----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n"
+     ]
+    }
+   ],
+   "source": [
+    "# print random 5 good jokes\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "print('5 random good jokes:')\n",
+    "print('#' * 100)\n",
+    "for i in range(5):\n",
+    "    print(df_good['tokens'][np.random.randint(0, num_good - 100)])\n",
+    "    print('-' * 100)\n"
+   ]
+  },
+  {
+   "cell_type": "code",
+   "execution_count": null,
+   "metadata": {},
+   "outputs": [],
+   "source": [
+    "# save the data\n",
+    "#df_good.to_csv('./data/tok_good_jokes.csv', index=False)\n",
+    "#df_bad.to_csv('./data/tok_bad_jokes.csv', index=False)"
+   ]
+  }
+ ],
+ "metadata": {
+  "kernelspec": {
+   "display_name": "Python 3",
+   "language": "python",
+   "name": "python3"
+  },
+  "language_info": {
+   "codemirror_mode": {
+    "name": "ipython",
+    "version": 3
+   },
+   "file_extension": ".py",
+   "mimetype": "text/x-python",
+   "name": "python",
+   "nbconvert_exporter": "python",
+   "pygments_lexer": "ipython3",
+   "version": "3.10.4"
+  }
+ },
+ "nbformat": 4,
+ "nbformat_minor": 2
+}